UrinatingTree
Number of Movies: 36
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.86

Number of Movies Reviewed: 245
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 19
Average Rating Given: 3.51
 
Movies Released by UrinatingTree
Gangster Nation 2 Comedy
Hotpick?! 1st ever?! Everybody Boogie!!!!! Don't stop either... I mean it! I worked hard on this piece, and I hope it shows in your minds. Anyway, this movie is the conclusion to the critically-accla... posted September 15, 2006
Gangster Nation 2 Teaser! Comedy
Due to some people barraging me with demands to make Gangster Nation 2, I will appease them in hopes that they will leave me alone... Here is the first scene in Gangster Nation 2. It's meaningless, bu... posted September 8, 2006
Trees Art Dog Porn! Comedy
This is the second installment of my newest series, "Tree's Art", which explores The Movies as a form of artistic expression. Just like the way Andy Warhol used movies as an "art" form, I will do the ... posted August 29, 2006
Trees Art Powerful Warholian Tribute! Comedy
This is the first installment of my newest series, "Tree's Art", which explores The Movies as a form of artistic expression. Just like the way Andy Warhol used movies as an "art" form, I will do the s... posted August 29, 2006
Gangster Nation 1-2 Comedy
It's here! It's finally here! The "ghetto-fabulous" continuation to the surprise hit of the summer, Gangster Nation, has been released out to the public. Fresh off of their successful drive-by of the... posted August 11, 2006
The Worst Movie Ever Made! Action
"New"! This movie was the first release and the first time that UrinatingTree killed brain cells of The Movies online network. Now, fueled by his massive ego and inflating popularity, UrinatingTree ha... posted August 5, 2006
Gangster Nation 1-2 Trailer Comedy
UrinatingTree gets some special "help" promoting his newest movie, Gangster Nation 1-2... A few notes: This is my first movie with custom backdrops. Combine that with the fact that I don't have S&E m... posted July 23, 2006
Gangster Nation Comedy
Well, here it is. The movie I poured my blood, sweat, tears, and anger into. This movie had its fair share of trials and tribulations (was "magically" destroyed due to an AMM glitch and delayed due to... posted July 14, 2006
Gangster Nation!! Comedy
Gangster Nation!! is about three gangsters from the 1920's that magically get transported into the near future! See the funny go on as the Gangsters try to establish themselves in our time against mor... posted July 12, 2006
Gangster Nation Trailer Comedy
This is the trailer for my upcoming release, Gangster Nation. See why you should view this movie, and a bare-bones detailing of the plot as told by the "Master of Mentality" (as named by markrichardbe... posted July 7, 2006
F-Zero SUX Comedy
This is my comeback piece. Hope you enjoy it (probably not, though). Please feel free to bury me as I think my poo smells like flowers (not really, but I could use the scolding). This movie is about ... posted June 28, 2006
Wiretapping and You! Comedy
This "propaganda piece" explores the mania about the recent allegations of domestic spying by the Bush Administration. Come as The Narrator explains why wiretaps are a necessity in American culture. A... posted January 9, 2006
Wiretaps and You! Comedy
This "propagand piece" explores the mania about the recent allegations of domestic spying by the Bush Administration. Come as The Narrator explains why wiretaps are a necessity in American culture. An... posted January 7, 2006
The Morgan Freeman Theory! Comedy
Have you ever wondered why Morgan Freeman is such a good actor? Ever wonder why every movie Morgan Freeman is in is such a critical success? This movie is going to try to answer this question... hopef... posted January 2, 2006
Great Fables - Meat and Poultry! Comedy
This is the second fable in the "Great Fables" book I found in some ditch. This fable tells of a woman that "messes around a little too much". NOTE: This is not recommended for the littlest peoples o... posted January 2, 2006
The Morgan Freeman Theory! Comedy
Have you ever wondered why Morgan Freeman is such a good actor? Ever wonder why every movie Morgan Freeman is in is such a critical success? This movie is going to try to answer this question... hopef... posted December 31, 2005
The Kielbasi Prince! Comedy
This movie is a satire about those Burger King commericals... makes me ashamed to say that i'm a part-time employee at one of those places. NOTE: This is a "revival" of an older movie that I made. I ... posted December 29, 2005
The Bird! Compressed Chicken!!! Comedy
This movie is about a chicken and his frustrations about current events, such as the use of chickens in The Movies, the avian bird flu, and Affirmative Action in employment. NOTE: This is an updated... posted December 29, 2005
The Bird! A Tribute to the Chicken! Comedy
This movie is about a chicken and his frustrations about current events, such as the use of chickens in The Movies, the avian bird flu, and Affirmative Action in employment. This movie is my most amb... posted December 28, 2005
Illegal Immigration and You! (Remaster!) Comedy
This movie is a "propaganda piece" that even the Bush Administration would be proud of. It is a piece about the current topic about Illegal Immigration and how it "aids" the economy and they take the... posted December 26, 2005
The Five-on-One Power Play! Comedy
This movie was made thanks to MTV and FOX, without you, I wouldn't have a mind so f'ed up as this one. Anyway, this movie is about... that "sin" when you think God isn't watching. NOTE: I am not res... posted December 26, 2005
Illegal Immigration and You! Illegally Rel Comedy
This movie is a "propaganda piece" that even the Bush Administration would be proud of. It is a piece about the current topic about Illegal Immigration and how it "aids" the economy and they take the... posted December 16, 2005
Illegal Immigration and You! Comedy
This movie is a "propaganda piece" that even the Bush Administration would be proud of. It is a piece about the current topic about Illegal Immigration and how it "aids" the economy and they take the... posted December 16, 2005
The Bird 2! Comedy
This is an addition to "The Bird!". This part of "The Bird!" continues the frustrations that the bird has on civilization. Some of his complaints include banks, use of "the bird" (hand gesture), his c... posted December 10, 2005
The Bird! Comedy
This movie is based on a chicken (how original!) and how he has been cheated out of his life. He points out several shifts in culture and foreign policy as the causes of his demise. Topics include the... posted December 5, 2005
The Kielbasi Prince! Comedy
This short "commercial" is a spoof on those new Burger King commercials... Makes me ashamed to be a part-time employee of the place. NOTE: I know it is dry in the beginning, but trust me, it gets a l... posted December 4, 2005
KiRonalds! Comedy
This is an "infomercial" about a fictitious fast food restaraunt named KiRonald's. The company's mascot, Donald KiRonald, gives a little boy (but since The Movies doesn't allow for child actors, a 25-... posted December 3, 2005
KiRonalds! Comedy Not Rated
This is an "infomercial" about a fictitious fast food restaraunt named KiRonald's. The company's mascot, Donald KiRonald, gives a little boy (but since The Movies doesn't allow for child actors, a 25-... posted December 3, 2005
General Pattons Hippie Killer (Part Four!) Horror
This is part four (the final part... unless I want to milk the series... which probably isn't happening) of the "General Patton's Hippie Killer" Series. It is recommended (but not truly needed... it ... posted November 30, 2005
General Pattons Hippie Killer (Part Three) Horror
This is part three of the General Patton's Hippie Killer Series... To see parts one and two (which are highly recommended), please click on my studio link. NOTE: This is an updated version of part th... posted November 28, 2005
General Pattons Hippie Killer (Part Three) Horror Not Rated
This is part three of the General Pattons Hippie Killer series. To see parts one and two (which are highly recommended, in my mind), click on my studio link (but beware... you faith in humanity may be lost...) posted November 26, 2005
Great Fables - Wife Beating! Comedy
Earlier today, I stumbled upon some old documents in a ditch. These documents were to be called "Great Fables" by the Author That Must Not Be Named. This is the first fable in these documents... posted November 25, 2005
General Pattons Hippie Killer (Edit!) Horror
In a post-apocalyptic world, The Hippies have exercised a full invasion of the peoples of America. The Hippies have forced the Americans into full retreat, due to their unpreparedness for love, In-A-G... posted November 22, 2005
General Pattons Hippie Killer (Part One)! Horror
In a post-apocalyptic world, The Hippies have exercised a full invasion of the peoples of America. The Hippies have forced the Americans into full retreat, due to their unpreparedness for love, In-A-G... posted November 20, 2005
General Patton's Hippie Killer (Part One) Horror
This is a two part "propaganda" series about a post-apocalypic war. The Hippies have overtaken a majority of the world, and America is in shambles due to many nuclear holocausts. General Patton has be... posted November 20, 2005
The Worst Movie Ever Made! Action
One day, I had a dream. That dream... was to create the worst movie ever made. Here is the movie that will make my dream a reality. Go Steelers! posted November 19, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by UrinatingTree
Little Black Riding Hood by tomasm Horror
What an interesting twist on an old nursery tale that I listened to as a lad. I don't scare easily, but the tale had some nice twists and turns that you can't wait to see what happens next. Good luck... reviewed October 22, 2006
It Came From The Sea by MrDeMillipede Comedy
MrDeMillipede, Prepare to be MOMC'ED! I don't know what to say about this movie right now... it had some very good parts, yet there were parts that needed serious polishing throughout the movie. As ... reviewed October 10, 2006
The Legend of Latin Seymour by rposhard Comedy
rposhard, Prepare to be MOMC'ED! I apologize. I had viewed this movie in its entirety yesterday, but I had never gotten around to reviewing the movie. Let's hope that my review makes up for the lost ... reviewed October 10, 2006
A Dateline Hidden Camera - Online Predator by colingaiser Comedy
colingaiser, Prepare to be MOMC'ED! I thought the movie was good for an SNL-type parody. I liked your use of the free cam to emphasize the "undercover" side of this report and I laughed a good amount... reviewed October 8, 2006
The news at 11 by dude123456 Comedy
dude123456, Prepare to be MOMC'ED! I'll be frank, this movie stunk. It had the potential to be great, but due to on-the-fly scripting (Don't think I'm stupid, I can tell), the failure to attempt to g... reviewed October 8, 2006
Knights of the single table 2 by axecinema Comedy
AxeCinema, PREPARE TO BE MOMC'ED!!! Overall, I thought that this movie was a delightfully delicious romp. It was full of sex, sex, sex, and the delicacies of cutting down the dense forest with a long... reviewed October 8, 2006
The Sitcom Presents Channel Q by DayeWilliams Sci-Fi
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A very interesting movie, to say the least. You are a very good storyteller, and it shows throughout the storyline. However, I'm going to dock you a star due to the sound delay and the VO's (A good d...
reviewed September 28, 2006
Irony (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
I didn't laugh all that much (chuckled a bit), but I gazed at the wonder of the irony. Three stars for the irony. :) reviewed September 25, 2006
Mancini by DNR Action
I think this movie was meant to be a longer movie (kind of in the mold of a 90 minute Hollywood movie), but considering the limitations of this game, the movie was superb in many ways. Congratulations! reviewed September 22, 2006
Marsquake by madmacks Sci-Fi
What the... what did I just see? Some woman walking across the stage with a Sci-Fi Detector? Even for a first-timer, this really sucked. Don't let this discourage you, however. Just try harder when m... reviewed September 15, 2006
Detective Dan by Silly-Monkey-Studios Comedy
Another solid comedy that, for some reason, have never bothered to see until now. This was a comedy that had a LOT of one-line gags. All of them had me giggling like a little schoolgirl. Unfortunately... reviewed September 14, 2006
Forrest Kerr and Peanut Pilgrim by thebaloob123 Comedy
A western that moves along slowly, but doesn't fail in any situation. I thought it was a very solid comedy that should be seen by any comedy enthusiast. Nothing laugh out loud, in my mind, but I exhum... reviewed September 14, 2006
Donna Kebab - VO Edition by pearsonhouse Romance
I have absolutely no idea what I just saw... but I liked it for some reason. The movie surprisingly kept me intrigued throughout and had me chuckling a bit as well. I actually thought that she would'... reviewed September 14, 2006
Marauders 4 by artorious Action
I thought it was a pretty darn good movie. I can easily compare this to movies like Jarhead and Platoon, although this movie gives a more human side to war than those movies did. Although I liked it,... reviewed September 14, 2006
High Way Jack Could Not See You Before by smithovich Comedy
I liked the music in this movie, but, unfortunately for you, I am extremely tough on comedies and how much they laugh. For this movie, I didn't laugh at all, sadly. It's all been done before. Your la... reviewed September 14, 2006
The Courage Within by MefuneAkira Action
Part II inspired me to see its predecessor... I don't regret seeing this series at all. I can't say much else, because everyone else said it already. reviewed September 14, 2006
The Courage Within II by MefuneAkira Action
One word can describe my feelings about this movie... Wow. Please take five stars in replacement of any words I could've mustered to say about this magnificent film. reviewed September 14, 2006
Feed Me I Hunger! Revised by JustinMoore Horror
A nice horror film that has some decent special effects and a solid plotline. Didn't scare me all that much, but it kept me enthralled throughout the film. Good work. ***** 5 Stars reviewed September 14, 2006
72 hours of Unreality A Journey From 9-11 by yankeefox Romance
Interesting... I have a lot of gripes aobut 9/11, but since this is a serious piece, i'll keep my mouth shut. That pretty much consummated what happened on the days after 9/11; silence, tranquility, ... reviewed September 14, 2006
The Sitcom by DayeWilliams Sci-Fi
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I liked the whole jist of the plot, but the big problem for me was, as others have said, the VO's (Too soft) and the massive audio delay (It isn't your fault, but you could've done something about it....
reviewed September 14, 2006
A Note by EthanRunt Romance
Rate my movies... just kidding. Anyway, this movie is interesting... interesting indeed... A powerful work that emphasizes the somber nature of the film with a good selection of music, camera shots, ... reviewed September 4, 2006
The Egyptian Curse by Fozz20 Action
Excellent work. Very solid editing, camera work , and VO's were just part of why I liked this move. It was a gradually intensifying movie with a great script that I don't regret seeing. I will be wait... reviewed August 31, 2006
Buddy and the Zombie 35 Trailer by EthanRunt Comedy
Interesting... Makes me want to see it when it comes out, just for the zombies with bazookas. reviewed August 26, 2006
RESPECT by nukester Comedy
Not bad. Not bad at all. You actually got me giggling like a little school girl every once in a while. You had some nice camera shots and the opening music was a nice opener to this short, but there w... reviewed August 12, 2006
We Come In Peace (Teaser) by 02PARSIM Comedy
I noticed the audio delays as well, but otherwise, it looks good. For some reason, I can't stand listening to myself, either. Oh, well. Razzie, here I come! reviewed August 1, 2006
The Jeremiah Mystery (You Guess) by WorldPictures Horror
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Oh, my god! This movie sucked... ;) Since I got that out of the way, this is a great idea for the movies. Nice inspiration as well, being that you did some of the sounds for Final Destination 3. Jere...
reviewed July 25, 2006
Buddy and the Zombie 3 by EthanRunt Comedy
I liked it. More plot-heavy than funny, but I think the plot will suffice for the decent amount of jokes. Five Stars. Good work. reviewed July 19, 2006
Jeremiah Stands Up by WorldPictures Comedy
"Jeremiah should stick to the reviewing" First off, I undoubtedly respect you as a reviewer, so I thought that I should give your newest theatrical release some attention. The problem is, I was duped... reviewed July 18, 2006
Two Legends by tomacres Action
I liked the very epic style of this movie (Great dramatic performances by Older Arthur and the Lord of Camelot), however, I didn't like the fact that I couldn't hear some of the VO's at all. Although ... reviewed July 18, 2006
Lionhead News by FraasMovies Comedy
It was highly original, but I didn't laugh all that much. Must not be my type of humor... I can see where this would be funny to those who'd like a mild form of comedy, but that doesn't solve my laugh... reviewed July 18, 2006
Biologic Park (Teaser) by Kowaru Comedy
I mainly give a trailer a four star maximum for it's quality. Technically, it is very sound. Makes me want to see the movie when it comes out. However, I didn't see any comedy in this trailer (unless ... reviewed July 18, 2006
The TMO Kings Of Comedy by DNR Comedy
I thought it was decent, but the times I laughed were too spread out for me to give it five stars. The jokes were too scattered around and there wasn't much in terms of laugh out loud funny in this (e... reviewed July 17, 2006
Dumb City Tales Episode 1 I-spy PI Inc by Timo666 Comedy
A decent bowout with a quality VO cast. I had some decent laughs with this one, although they weren't frequent enough to get a recommendation by the Board of Leaky Trees. Anyway, I understand complete... reviewed July 16, 2006
How To Be Cool in 3 Easy Steps by Tsunamidog Comedy
I can understand why this movie got a few Short Movie Awards. It's funny. Good funny. You had me in stitches with the ending (albeit ready to puke as well). The one problem I had was with the VOs. The... reviewed July 16, 2006
The Delivery by pookashells Comedy
It was more of an action-comedy hybrid. Not bad, but I only found myself laughing at the ending twist. Most of the other jokes fell flat on their faces. Just a one-joke comedy in my mind, but the one ... reviewed July 16, 2006
American Idiot by -XM- Comedy
A bit tough to describe. This movie could've been a lot better, but it's serviceable as a decent comedy. I've never watched American Idol, so I probably didn't get all of the jokes (I got a good deal ... reviewed July 16, 2006
Fire and Forget III by nukester Action
A pretty consummate movie. I don't have to explain myself any further, since the preceding reviewers pretty much did that for me. I noticed the audio sync near the end, but the effect on the movie was... reviewed July 16, 2006
Unfriendly Fire by nicknitro Action
Very good for a first attempt at movie making. I feel that you have the potential to be great in the online community, so let that inspire you to do better. Sadly, it was too short to get a five star ... reviewed July 15, 2006
Left In Town by FoDooG Comedy
Beautiful. Probably one of the best movies released on The Movies. Man, I wish I could do that with my movies... reviewed July 15, 2006
Makeup by KeViNp Comedy
This one's a bit of an enigma. The movie has some good comedy in certain places (beginning and end), however, it is too inconsistent to be considered as a solid comedy (it runs out of gas in places, e... reviewed July 14, 2006
happiness lense by magic_school_bus Comedy
I got a handful of good chuckles out of this one. Not enough in my mind to receive the Leaky Tree of Leakiness, but, nonetheless, is still a solid comedy that is worthy of a good laugh. Nice work, Bus... reviewed July 14, 2006
Horror Of The Werewolf Theatrical Trailer by nukester Horror
A very effective trailer. It did its job by getting me amped for the release of the title. Unfortunately, i'm not big on horror movies, but this is a good trailer anyway. reviewed July 14, 2006
Chicken Experiment 20 by evilguy12 Comedy
I liked it. It was a decent comedy, but doesn't really try to separate itself from the pack (minus the rat with nuclear weapon comments). Rats! If I rated it as a five star movie, then I would've said... reviewed July 12, 2006
Burning Love by nunberry Romance
What was that? I can say I chuckled a few times, but otherwise, I didn't get what was going on. Maybe I should've been on the drugs before I watched this... Anyway, you still have potential to improve... reviewed July 12, 2006
Close Encounters with some Aliens part 1 by homemadeeye Comedy
This movie was worthy of a good laugh. It wasn't the greatest movie that I have ever seen, but it was a solid comedy that people should see. The laughs were frequent, but I was only chucking at a majo... reviewed July 12, 2006
Superhero(Superstupid More Like) by gamegeek Comedy
I wanted to laugh. The subtitles (at least the ones I saw) seemed funny. It was a decent premise. I just didn't laugh. The execution was pretty poor, and as others have said, the subtitles were too fa... reviewed July 12, 2006
How To Catch A Girl by dfpiii Comedy
Wow. Brilliance. Sheer Brilliance. One of the funniest movies I have ever seen on the movies. A bit dirty, but i'm an immature [censored!]. I didn't like you using the same scene over and over again a... reviewed July 12, 2006
Whos funny now by KingDominique Comedy
You just weren't trying on that one. Nothing done to separate it from the rest of the comedies that I have seen. It also left me wanting my minute back... But don't let this discourage you. Just try ... reviewed July 8, 2006
The Round Table Show! by thebaloob123 Comedy
Three words... "what the hell?" or should I say, "poetic and yummy!", or how about "Camelot, Camelot, Camelot!"... maybe "Random Chair Fetish!". Anyway, I was laughing my ass off. I love random comed... reviewed July 7, 2006
Henching The Greatest Career Ever! by conspiracyroadkill Comedy
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I love this type of comedy. If i'm laughing, then I'll usually give it five stars. And, lucky for you, I was laughing pretty hard. Therefore, you already know your score. A few things that I noticed t...
reviewed July 5, 2006
Her by MichaelCristiano Horror
I'm not fond of horror movies, but this movie is one of the best horror movies that I have seen since Apollyon. I noticed a keen sense of prolonging in the way that you edited the movie. I also liked ... reviewed July 5, 2006
soldier side by jack999 Sci-Fi
It's an average Sci-Fi yarn. It does nothing to stand out from the rest of the pack and it seems to bounce around from scene to scene far too often in the movie. One thing I did like, however, is how ... reviewed July 5, 2006
Das Ende by Streberking Romance
This was very compelling for a piece on the movies. Pulled me into the psyche of a depressed man, even though it wasn't that deep. However, I commend you for this piece of work by giving you five star... reviewed January 11, 2006
Santa Falls Down Stairs by GatorWhiz Comedy
A one-joke movie, but it had an okay joke. This movie proves that the Easter Bunny wants a monopoly on festivities and religious holidays, however. reviewed January 11, 2006
The night of signs by GooDilein Horror
It was a good movie, but as others have said, the english in the subtitles was broken at points and the movie just ended too quickly. Some post-climax action would have made this movie a whole lot better. reviewed January 11, 2006
Chicken Wars by Gojira100 Comedy
I didn't really find it that funny, but it seems that it was a very original idea, it just was missing a few things... I just can't tell what it is, though. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 11, 2006
Unknown by GoatMilk Action
It seemed like a homage to thosee old 50's sci-fi movies. It was actuallly kind of funny in some places, but I didn't get some of the scenes. The leader tells the girl to run, yet it goes into the "'a... reviewed January 10, 2006
Ghost Wars by Dajer Sci-Fi
I can see that it was your first movie... the antagonist seemed to die a few times in the beginning in the movie, and as you said, the costumes changed for extras. For this, you will have to go scene ... reviewed January 9, 2006
Dimension Shift (Teaser) by capemedia Sci-Fi
Whoa, that was good. And it seems like it took a lot of work to make the tanks, ships, and planes "move" around. That really gave it that uniqueness about the movie. Good luck with the movie. reviewed January 9, 2006
Santa Does The Nasty! by biggstrek Comedy
I liked it. The rhyming was good, and it was highly original. And now I shall take a provisional! reviewed January 9, 2006
The Briefcase (with subs) by TrueSilver Action
It was your average action yarn. Next time, try to pay attention to backstory and motives for the characters and you will have a solid movie on your hands. I give you a break since it's your first mo... reviewed January 9, 2006
Napoleon Dynamite Falls Down The Stairs by GatorWhiz Comedy
I'm not big on the "Falls Down Stairs" sequence... i've seen better, but it could have been much worse, hence you get three stars. reviewed January 9, 2006
The Incident by yoyokid Action
I didn't really get what was going on here... And it seemed to be more suitable for a horror instead of an action movie. Your VO's seemed uninspired, but i'll give you a break on the VO's because you... reviewed January 9, 2006
It aint over yet by baktakor Comedy
I liked it... and I would take off a star for gratuitous use of the "It aint over yet" scene, but that would mean haveing you calling my a bad ratings-guy... reviewed January 7, 2006
Meowans Weihnachtsfilm by Meowan Comedy
A good parody of the Santa thing... it's a shame that it was two seconds over... lousy Movies outro. reviewed January 2, 2006
Xmas Nightmare by hydrazoid Horror
It was an interesting piece, but the movie dragged along in parts and I hated that the music repeated itself. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
Justice Guardian by RedRodrigez Comedy
It was funny.. a bit too long and stretched out in some places for me to give it five stars. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
Death of a reviewer by Aratos-Y-SCO Comedy
It was a one joke movie, but any movie compares one-star ninjas to commies gets my attention. Good work. reviewed January 2, 2006
Ho Ho Homicide - Part Two by FlyingPenguin Horror
What the?! Noting really made sense to me... although I did like the chicken bleeping out swear words. reviewed January 2, 2006
The Way Walls Fall by aidanbrack Action
It was interesting, but there could have been more story put into it. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
The Horserider by golaking Action
That was a very good movie for your first attempt at making a movie... although the VO's sounded a little cheesy, they were well done for such a dynamic movie. Good job. reviewed January 2, 2006
We Will Always Be Together by pearsonhouse Romance
That was a good romance movie, but I didn't like that the music repeated itself and there was a bug in the music (probably not your fault, but still). Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
Enemies in Space! by Jenniza Sci-Fi
The plot was a bit confusing for me... and i'm not a real fan of mumbling... everyone else explained what was wrong with it. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
Lost In Space trek (Episode 1) by Devillist Sci-Fi
Meh, it was okay, not to mention the low volume on the VO's made it hard to hear what people were saying. Good luck with the rest of the series. reviewed January 2, 2006
Interactive Comedy- this will affect your life by studproductions Comedy
ummm... I chuckled, but half of the movie was just a warning... and the Vo's were unimaginative. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
Captain Stiff In And Out by Mr_Smash Comedy
I didn't find this funny either... and some of the subtitles were on for way too long (especially in the stripper scene). Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
What Is Love Part I by Danielewicz Romance
I liked it as a romance (didn't really laugh that much, though), but as others have said, the dialogue overlapped. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
The Race by uwe1965 Action
It's your average action movie... but it seemed more like a trailer than an actual movie. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
Firelight by abaris11 Horror
Not bad for an experiment. The magic was interesting, although there wasn't any dialogue or plot in the movie, which prevents me from giving it a five. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed January 2, 2006
Vietnam by birdplop13 Action
It's pretty much your average war yarn. Only this one has an unimaginative name and that subtitle at the end really wasn't necessary. Yes, many young men died in Vietnam, but give me facts! Not just s... reviewed January 2, 2006
10 second hank by ryno123 Comedy
That wasn't funny at all and it was unprofessionally done... you call that your best? You can probably do much better than that reviewed December 31, 2005
Bunny Extermination by Rampant_rybo Horror
uhhhh.... is anyone else getting what's going on here? An extra star for decreasing the bunny population. reviewed December 31, 2005
Good Idea-Bad Idea by Deikon Comedy
That was a decent one-liner right there. I love this series! reviewed December 31, 2005
Your Time (30 Seconds of Bliss) by dubbya Comedy
That sucked like Paris Hilton in that sex tape... and i'm not talking about the blowjobbery. And that VO guy was right... this was 30 seconds of crap. reviewed December 30, 2005
A Town Called Blood by Margareth Horror
The editing needs to be worked on... and try to get rid of hte mumbling and add dialogue to the characters... otherwise, a good first start. And as always, I give you a break for it being your first m... reviewed December 30, 2005
My Lesbian Lover is a flesh eating zombie by satansmunchkin Horror
A decent remaster of a B-movie homage... Ed Wood shall be pleased, he might have to put on the panties he wore in WWII again! reviewed December 30, 2005
The Game Live by sarek13 Action
It's your average action yarn and a decent tribute to The Running Man, but nothing really stands out. Good luck with the rest of the series. reviewed December 30, 2005
Joke On You by darkstar13601 Comedy
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I'm sorry, but i'm not a fan of the sex jokes. This stuff is worse than "The Five-on-One Power Play!". And for that, I give you an extra star... At least this keeps you off of the streets, so keep m...
reviewed December 30, 2005
Good Idea-Bad Idea V by Deikon Comedy
Pure gold! Insanity! Hilarity! Chiang Kai-shek! This is another gold mine from the Good Idea-Bad Idea series. Good luck with the rest of the series. reviewed December 29, 2005
School Sucks by -XM- Comedy
A bit over the top, eh? But hey, I chuckled a bit. I'll give you a break since it's your first comedy. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed December 29, 2005
The First Date (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
It was a one-joke movie, but the joke was decent. And I commend you for that. reviewed December 28, 2005
The Three Stooges by joeramoni Comedy
I know that you tried to make this good, but unfortuately, the potential for this sort of thing is small and limited on The Movies. You should probably petition for more gags like The Three Stooges in... reviewed December 28, 2005
Fly by by dragonking2 Sci-Fi
It's pretty much your average sci-fi movie. Although I do agree, it could have used some more plot development and such. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed December 28, 2005
DocZMsaeluk and Baba2 by Skelch Comedy
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I thought it was well done, but I really didn't laugh (maybe it's because I don't know what is really going on in the Movies online community). I must get into the loop! Good luck with your future movies.
reviewed December 28, 2005
Dark Secret by davidwww Comedy
I didn't laugh at all during this one. I was just waiting for the punchline... and the best you can do for his DARK secret is that he's a stand-up comedian? You could've done so much better than this.... reviewed December 28, 2005
The Robbery by fatloui Action
It was okay. Although it could've had a lot more in terms of plot and dialogue. Also, don't be afraid to expand the movie a little. A little extra detail or info on some person or some action could go... reviewed December 27, 2005
The Promise by Transmography Sci-Fi
Not bad of a movie, not the best on this site, but it could have been a lot worse. The subtitles were also a bit too long for my taste. I give you a bonus since this is your "first movie" Good luck w... reviewed December 27, 2005
How to Survive Horror Moments by Coolphil Horror
This movie wasn't bad, but I didn't really laugh that much except for the mummy scene. That and i'm not fond of the font changes just to keep your text in the same subtitle. That's just lazy. Good lu... reviewed December 27, 2005
Foreigner by Tarison Sci-Fi
Nice movie... although some of the parts seemed a bit confusing to me, it was overall a solid sci-fi movie. Good luck with your future works. reviewed December 27, 2005
Zappin Wars of 2005 by mediamixerj Sci-Fi
Let's see here. Your plot was incomprehensible, Your style was garbled and off-focus, your subtitles didn't match the VO's at times, the VO's sounded inaccurate (Germans sound like aliens), and the ne... reviewed December 27, 2005
Action 12 Report-Failure of Freedom by Birdman67 Comedy
Not bad of a piece. The only problem was I really didn't laugh that much during the movie... or maybe that's because I just viewed two serious movies in a row... Good luck with your future movies. reviewed December 27, 2005
The Dark Key Light by TheMGMKid1 Action
I am not a big fan of slow-developing, long-winded mysteries. But this one kept me compelled. It was kind of like those older detective movies from the 20's and 30's. Good luck with your future movies. reviewed December 27, 2005
Dry Bones by Cranium8768 Action
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Outstanding flick. Very melodramatic and had me compelled thorughout the entire movie, and that's not easy to do for me, who has a bias towards Comedy. Great work and good luck on your future movies.
reviewed December 27, 2005
chistmas dinner by madnut69 Comedy
The subtitles were too fast, the subtitles were unprofessional (countless grammatical errors), and the funny wasn't really there. But hey, you deserve a break due to getting that huge "turkey" in your... reviewed December 27, 2005
the Ritual by HeadnutPictures Horror
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This is your first movie?! Wow. Just... wow. It was spooky, and had some offbeat humor in it. Congratulations. Good luck with the rest of the series.
reviewed December 27, 2005
Behind The Boll by JamieFox Comedy
That was some good stuff right there. And you should talk about the german businessmen who funds Boll's escapades. That would be a gold mine for humor. Good luck with this movie. reviewed December 27, 2005
Timmys Christmas (30 seconds of bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Only one joke in this one, but the joke wasn't bad. I liked the lottery one better. reviewed December 26, 2005
Shadows by DragonSage Horror
Not bad. But was there supposed to be sound, or was this supposed to be a silent movie. Otherwise, excluding the sound, it was an okay horror flick. Keep up the movie making. reviewed December 26, 2005
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
A great movie... and it was 32 seconds! not 30! I want my two seconds back. Don't make me use force! reviewed December 26, 2005
Kong King by WolframRavenwolf Comedy
I didn't really find it that funny (too many pre-rendered sight gags, not enough witty dialogue and conversational gags), but I commend you for trying. I'll give you a break for it being your second movie. reviewed December 26, 2005
Dead Wronged by Ratqueen Horror
That was interesting... and original. Kind of a twist on some older horror tales of the 19th century. I like it. Keep up the good work. reviewed December 26, 2005
Prisoner Of Nebulon V by kellwyn Sci-Fi
These other reviewers weren't lying. This movie was good. This movie, in my mind, deserves to be in the Top 5 of all Sci-Fi movies on this website. And good work with the VO's. It was a nice reach ba... reviewed December 26, 2005
kingkong 1 by dragonking2 Comedy
It was interesting, but you could have had better scene selections and edits (some scenes were Ed Wood-esque in making). Good luck with the rest of the series. reviewed December 26, 2005
Hijacked Santa by rocky541 Action
Not bad, although the subtitles went too fast at times. Good job. reviewed December 26, 2005
The Purging of Christmas by velieth Action
It was an interesting concept... although the first part could've been longer to get more a feel of why Santa wants to purge Christmas. You missed a few gold mines about religion vs. state and this "W... reviewed December 26, 2005
Desperate Santa by ludakris617 Comedy
As others have said, there was no plot or backstory to this and the subtitles were unprofessional. I don't mind the above, as long as it's funny. Unfortunately for you, this movie was as funny as a f... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Life of a Movies Assistant by mitchell_lee Comedy
I liked it. Someone has been delving into the lives of the movie assistants. Solid, but not enough to merit five-stars. Keep up the good work. reviewed December 26, 2005
Tube by laridae Horror
I really didn't get what was going on here. Maybe if you had louder VO's or subtitles, I might find out. And also, you had a bunch of repeating scenes throughout the movie. The ending was also... weir... reviewed December 26, 2005
Christmas Eve by duckguy0100 Romance
Solid movie... but as others have pointed out, Santa really didn't need to make an appearance (especially since he has a wife at home...). Otherwise, keep up the good work and Merry Christmas. reviewed December 26, 2005
Santa Claus - An Open Letter by philnate Action
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I liked this movie. Although I would love to give you five stars, I felt that I couldn't hear some of the dialogue at times (probably due to the language barrier, but it was still very good for a firs...
reviewed December 26, 2005
Santa vs Easter Bunny by IAmTheRad Action
A nice and interesting movie about the Easter Bunny's plight against Santa Claus. It didn't have that much of a plot, but with a movie such as this, who does? Keep up the good work. reviewed December 26, 2005
Hare Loom by ATynam Comedy
A clever and intelligent comedy... I didn't really laugh that much, but I can see that this had a good script to it. Keep up the good work. reviewed December 26, 2005
The Weird Family III by dan1465 Comedy
I got what happened, but it wasn't funny to me. Try to reach back and put some gags in there, and maybe some lame "forced funny" dialogue in there. Keep up the movie making. reviewed December 26, 2005
The Warriors by njhcerebus Action
That was probably the worst trailer that I have ever seen. Over half of the time it was just a zoom shot into a subway. There was no action in this trailer, there was lame actian dialogue in this movi... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Ape The Bird and the Robot by the_squash Sci-Fi
I didn't really understand what was going on here. You didn't really explore into their motives for doing stuff. What was their motive for going to Earth? Why did the chicken kiss the ape? Why did the... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Office by markrichardbehenna Comedy
It was good, but it wasn't funny enough to merit a 5-star and the editing was poor in some places... Hopefully, there's a sequel to this. Keep up the movie making. reviewed December 24, 2005
Timeline Avengers Episode 2 by Limetto Action
I love a good foreign lauguage film w/o subtitles... It's fun to laugh at (sad that we Americans think this way... thank you, bad TV sitcoms!). It would have helped if you had some English subtitles ... reviewed December 24, 2005
What Is Paradise by guyguy Comedy
A solid movie, but I felt that it could've been funnier (either that or I had some trouble hearing the sound in some parts... turn your music down for next time... Keep up the movie making. reviewed December 24, 2005
How The Glinch Scrooged Christmas by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Not bad... not bad at all... I liked the bb gun scene, but that was pretty much it. And right on with the ending, I hate that music (and I'm in a choir!) Keep up the good work. reviewed December 24, 2005
I killed Jesus and all I got was this T-shirt by Sphinx86 Comedy
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Awesome movie. I laughed my ass off at the "urban" execution of Jesus (so hard that I had to rewind it and watch it again! A first!) I think that might have been the cure for my lack of funny as of late.
reviewed December 19, 2005
Has this ever happened to you by sketchjet Comedy
I didn't really get the joke... although I chuckled on one, i'm probably missing my funny bone again... Time to find it. reviewed December 19, 2005
Coporation Christmas by JamieFox Comedy
That was an interesting piece... but as other people said, the subtitles go away too fast in the beginning. Other than that, good work. reviewed December 19, 2005
Bulletproof by darthaidan1 Action
I liked it how he was doing it with his wife while his platoon got killed... and nice leavig me at a climax in the movie... good job. reviewed December 19, 2005
A Leaf By The Bay by ifky717 Action
This has to be the most stoned [eye-hurting-word!] that I have ever seen on this site... and some of it had me laughing... hard. You are like the Ed Wood of Action movies... And that can be taken eit... reviewed December 18, 2005
The Jihad Before Christmas by herr_lipp Comedy
It was an interesting propaganda piece (which the Bush Adminstration and Michael Jackson would probably love) but I really didn't find it that funny (there must be something wrong with me or something... reviewed December 18, 2005
Welcome to America Documentary by upsidedown2 Comedy
It was an interesting and cynical documentary, but I didn't find it all that funny. In honor of one of the biggest fascists of all-time, Rush Limbaugh, I will say that this movie is basically just som... reviewed December 18, 2005
Murder On 23rd Street by mjbcfc Horror
It's your average horror movie... noting special, but it left me in some degree of suspense... good work. reviewed December 18, 2005
The year after Earth 1 by Tempelritter Action
I thought it was interesting, but your VO's stunk, especially the captain's voice (it was too monotonous for my taste). Try to fix this for part two. Otherwise, good luck on the rest of your series. reviewed December 18, 2005
Sing Along With War Droid by The_Other_Lucas Comedy
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I got a decent laugh out of this one... It's not you, but i'm not really into sex jokes in movies all that much. There's a place for that, and it's called the bar... or the frat club... or with your w...
reviewed December 18, 2005
Deal Or Death (part 1) by scarecrow1981 Action
The movie and plotline were both solid (and I liked the cops voice...). But unfortunately, I have to give you one star less due to the music being too soft and the cops car miraculously changed during... reviewed December 18, 2005
BEEEEEEEEER!! by Buccura Comedy
I thought it was a funny song, but the video part left something to be desired within me... I have no idea why this is first in the charts, though. Oh, well it's better than King Kong (by the level of... reviewed December 17, 2005
Blood Money 2 Caught in a Net by warpedrevolution Action
Nice storyline. It's a good, compelling mob story, in my opinion. Good job and good luck with the sequels. reviewed December 17, 2005
Rot (Red) by Stevo78 Romance
Very compelling and powerful. I liked the poetic style in which you presented the material of red. And you forgot one comparison... "Red is the color of my hair as it flows through the breeze." Grea... reviewed December 17, 2005
The Twelve Movies of Christmas by The_B Comedy
Solid movie... I also didn't like the random stops in the VO's either. Otherwise, you have a fine quickie. Keep up the good work. reviewed December 17, 2005
A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Use by wayneout Comedy
Not bad, but there could have been much more funny in this movie. As in, you could have been more creative for the VO's instead of the Microsoft Robot... and try to have more music in the movie to cre... reviewed December 17, 2005
Inside the Studio - Merry Christmas by SoulFire_Film Comedy
Interesting movie with some solid gags (he kills the bad children... or something like that),. but not enough to make it a five-star movie Good work. And keep up the movie-making. reviewed December 17, 2005
Apollyon by corinthian Horror
You sir, are the Alfred Hitch[eye-hurting-word!] of this site... This, by far is the best horror movie I have ever seen in this site. I also liked the poetic style and rhyme in which the VO was spoke... reviewed December 17, 2005
Santa Says Hello by slayter Comedy
A one joke movie, but the joke was pretty funny... damn Santa. reviewed December 17, 2005
Hokeymon Yellow by gummer Comedy
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Another good Hokeymon movie... And I finally know that Dash sounds like... Remember Buster Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures? Yeah, he soundds like him. And some good stuff in the movie... good work.
reviewed December 17, 2005
A War Story by bakedcheese Action
Average war yarn... and you had a crapload of costume inconsistensies for some reason (I did not know that the Vietnamese wore Brown Poacher uniforms... or it least that's what it seemed like at the end). reviewed December 17, 2005
Christmas At The Front by hisstorymn Action
Good movie. I liked it... an interesting story, although it seems to be more of a slightly watered-down version of The Truce of 1914 than a stand-alone and unique version (but hey, it's still really g... reviewed December 17, 2005
Under the Boot Chapter One Trailer by kuroken Action
Solid trailer and a good idea to work upon. I shall applaud you for your fantastic VO's... damn.. it seemed like I was listening to some soul singer of the 1970's talking trash! Awesome! reviewed December 17, 2005
Hokeymon Red by gummer Comedy
Very funny piece... I was just waiting for someone to vmake a parody about Pokemon on this site... Here's an idea for the sequel: A very Special Hokeymon: Dash gets raped by that nurse lady... and he ... reviewed December 17, 2005
BU27 The Maston attack by Sampy Sci-Fi
Solid Sci-Fi movie (pretty much had the plot of an average 50's Sc-Fi movie... and it's compressed, low-budget, and interesting...). Good work and keep it up. reviewed December 17, 2005
The Curver by mdizzog Comedy
I lauged a lot during this one... even though the editing could have been sharper... and there was no point to adding the gorilla (give him speaking lines if you are going to put him in...) to the mov... reviewed December 17, 2005
A story about three by Slimmey Action
I liked the movie, but I did not like the same song repeating over and over again at all. Try to use different songs for your movies... Good luck with your future movies. reviewed December 17, 2005
All I Ever Wanted Was Some Hooch copy by CaptainLlandy Action
Okay, where do I start... I didn't really get what was going on here. The subtitles went by too fast in the beginning, but got better as the time went on... I don't know if I would consider this an ac... reviewed December 17, 2005
Santa Carnage by MadJackMcJack Action
Good stuff... only problem was that there were some editing inconsistensies within the movie... and now, I shall acquire protection for my "christmas crackers". Keep up the funny! reviewed December 17, 2005
Mob Stories (Pilot) by valerd Action
Solid movie and is promising as the pilot of a series. Very compelling story about a mob member... Keep up the good work! reviewed December 17, 2005
Private SNAFUs Last Cruise by DrMovie Comedy
I like it when people expand the technological potential of The Movies on the internet! The only problem was that it didn't really pay attention to any sort of plot... although I laughed when that guy... reviewed December 17, 2005
Things Seldom Seen Scenes by kevonski Romance
Uhhh.... this movie was retarded. There's one thing I would recommend: slap yourself in the face. You need a wake up call for your brain to produce better ideas. Go back to making movies when you feel ready. reviewed December 17, 2005
The Trial of Chico Reyes by Dylen Horror
I liked it... I was confused as well (I really didn't know who Chico Reyes was for a while). Otherwise, it was a good movie. Keep up the good works! reviewed December 17, 2005
Tiefer Einschnitt by rlxrlx Romance
Decent story... although i'm not much of a fan of the sparse subtitles or the basic plot (maybe it's because I have a bias towards comedy...) Keep up the good work! reviewed December 17, 2005
Ask Aunt Mary (Part 2) by Raveler1 Romance
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I liked the plotline (it seemed comparable to a play... maybe it is a play... I don't know), but the VO's seemed like it was recorded in some kind of warehouse (echo when speaking...) Otherwise, keep...
reviewed December 17, 2005
Charlie The Chicken by Fedaredan Comedy
Nice tale about Charlie the Chicken.... You obviously knew he would screw himself to death... friggin playboy! reviewed December 17, 2005
World War III-Part One by STXFilms Action
It was ok and an interesting piece to make a movie on... but I had several quirks with the movie... A third world war will probably come before the year 5000, Humans vs. Humans vs. Aliens is more of ... reviewed December 17, 2005
OMG1! My Space!!1! by JumpyMonky Comedy
It was an interesting piece (my younger sister and brother have Myspace), but I really didn't laugh that much. Maybe i'm just getting old... and i'm 17! And the e comes after the i in friend... sorry... reviewed December 17, 2005
Jim Hood by tofteville Action
Not bad of a movie... it just seemed to me like you just rushed over the plot of the movie in focus on other things, like the editing (which was good, but I don't review on good editing). Otherwise, i... reviewed December 17, 2005
A Day In Captain Bills Life by Coolphil Sci-Fi
It's not bad. I got a chuckle or two out of it. The only problem I found are that your sound was messed up, that and some of the gags fell flat, in my opinion. Besides that, keep up the good work. reviewed December 17, 2005
British Pie by MortalMadMatt Comedy
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Decent stuff... it made me chuckle... and that's not easy at 5:30 in the morning.
reviewed December 17, 2005
Message From The Past - A Tribute by kaleetomey Action
Excellent movie... This is one of the true potentials why The Movies was made. Good audio, great comparison to the present date, and seeemingly non-copyrighted. For some reason, it seems, I have seen... reviewed December 16, 2005
The All New Dating Game by ozman69 Comedy
Excellent work. Great Gags and well thought out humor, what else could you want in a two minute quickie! reviewed December 16, 2005
Love Eternal by HairRaiser71 Comedy
I didn't really get what was going on... maybe subtitles would help me find out (as somebody else suggested). reviewed December 16, 2005
Compelled by EgoAnt Horror
Interesting way on talking about alcoholism and how you feel "compelled" to keep going to the bar to drink. It makes you think a little... Keep up the good work. reviewed December 16, 2005
3 Sisters by duckguy0100 Romance
Interesting movie. The only thing I would recommend that this movie should have had more focus on the dialogue (especially at the beginning, where it dragged, in my opinion). Besides that, good work. reviewed December 16, 2005
The Life Chaotic by fantavet Action
Uhhh... this seems like you were either trying to poke satire at Ed Wood... or you were trying to make Ed Wood look like Peter Jackson... otherwise, this was a bad movie. -1 for costume changes for u... reviewed December 16, 2005
The Capelli Brothers - Vol 1 by xxxDudexxx Action
Solid compelling movie. Great work! reviewed December 16, 2005
Conscience by FraasMovies Action
Great film. It's interesting to see such a moody environment in a movie about a man hunting down a pedophile. Great Work and keep it up! reviewed December 15, 2005
Thoughts of a Soldier by etipi Romance
Excellent and compelling movie. It makes you think about the cost of war and why we go. I have never went to war, and I am not old enough to go to war (if I wanted to serve my country), but it was ver... reviewed December 15, 2005
Saturday the 14th by FatherJames Horror
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Excellent work on this satire. If we could only accept Mason as one of us, then he would stop killing people... right? Keep up the great work!
reviewed December 15, 2005
The Day of Endless Night II by bobcat1986 Horror
It was a decent horror movie (compared to some others on here). Although there was that weird thing where she hid in the tub and then revealed herself when the monster came in... And I also felt that ... reviewed December 15, 2005
The Propshop by Chiprocks1 Comedy
It didn't have that much of a plot at all. And your attempt at making several camera angles failed miserably. -1 for poor plot (too much sexual innuendo, not enough funny for a comedy) -2 for poor ed... reviewed December 15, 2005
Jerk Insurance by Chewbot Romance
It was original... but as other people have said, it seemed that you didn't put much effort into it, and it shows (especially in the end, where I felt that it just cut off). reviewed December 15, 2005
In It Together by Cimmerz Action
This was a great movie. The only problem I had was that the VO's were too soft in comparison to the music at times. Other than that, great job. reviewed December 15, 2005
Bird Flu by luci Sci-Fi
That was a weird concept... good, but it definitely does not deserve to be a hot pick for only being an hour and a half old (online-wise). -1 for dialogue confusion (did not know who was talking at t... reviewed December 15, 2005
All is fair in sex and money by darkstar13601 Romance
It was good for a first effort... however, there are some obvious errors in editing that need to be fixed. Your spelling errors in the VO's make the piece unprofessional and it seems that the clothing... reviewed December 14, 2005
No means No by JackRabbit Horror
... whoa... very interesting (and informative) piece. It was too depressing for me, however. But nice job on your movie. reviewed December 14, 2005
The Last War by Kesti Sci-Fi
Outstanding piece on the viewpoint on the human race. This might be the best movie that I have seen on this site. Hopefully, there will be a sequel to this... Great job. reviewed December 14, 2005
American Family by mory2000 Comedy
I liked how you compared this to an American sitcom, and it shows some promise in the future, but for the love of god, put the microphone away from your mouth! A majority of the time the VO's were eit... reviewed December 14, 2005
Dark Nights Episode 4 by Erandir Action
Nice movie, but some subtitle issues (why did it say Mahla's thought's every time she had to think? That and some of the subtitles went away too fast) remove a star from the rating. reviewed December 13, 2005
The Spires of Marmitron by Beery1 Sci-Fi
Personal feelings aside, this is a good movie, Considering that this is your first movie... The only beef I have with it is that a Krull is holding a human machine gun... did the humans make trade dea... reviewed December 13, 2005
Amazing Quest by cdmvirt Sci-Fi
It was an interesting, off-beat take on the Sci-Fi genre. The main problem I found was that the subtitles, in some cases, did not match the mumbling of the characters. I am interested to see the seque... reviewed December 12, 2005
Oddmans Cargo by Aquamantor Comedy
This is what happens when the counterculture and weed tragically collide... and the consequences were funny. Now, I shall challenge you to Groovy Mortal Kombat! reviewed December 12, 2005
Astro Not by Ratqueen Sci-Fi
I had no idea what happened... but I liked it... Extra star for it being your first movie... good job and keep up the good work. reviewed December 12, 2005
Suburban Werewolf by Backzlash Horror
That was an interesting piece. I like how you put the thoughts of each character up (although it would have been better if you made it stand out (ex. put it in italics, etc.)). And I liked the little ... reviewed December 12, 2005
Elect Patrick Fitzgerald by worldwriter Comedy
The VO's were a bit soft and I had a little difficulty hearing some dialogue. Besides that, it was good... "he will help you bury a dead body in a graveyard." If I was voting age, he would most defini... reviewed December 12, 2005
Forgotten War Behind Enemy Lines by ER4455 Action
This would've been a good propaganda movie for the US during WWII. One man kills a bunch of Nazis and kicks Hitler's ass... not like it's been done before, but it was weird... reviewed December 12, 2005
Deliver by cfkwong123 Action
It seems like you were in a massive rush to get this done (this is proven by the speedy subtitles at the beginning). Otherwise a decent story. And I agree with the last reviewer, as it needed more bac... reviewed December 12, 2005
Space Apes vs The Astro Chickens by TimBurtonFan Sci-Fi
Decent movie. I got a few laughs out of it. The blatant problem I found was the fact that some of the subtitles went away WAY too quickly. Other than that, good work. reviewed December 12, 2005
Good Idea-Bad Idea Deneument by Deikon Comedy
Excellent, probably the best comedy I have seen on this site. You sir, have earned a bookmark for this movie. (Bookmarks movie while angelic choir sings in the background). As in the words of Mr. Impo... reviewed December 11, 2005
Gay Bar by Smithian Comedy
uhhhh.... I think I lost IQ points by watching this, but I can't even tell. Otherwise, the editing and planning was poor. As when the man in drag was sneaking up on the topless person. His gun switche... reviewed December 11, 2005
Subway 2 by Sleeves Romance
Very compelling and good VO's. I like the mood that was created in your story... and I haven't even seen the first movie yet. reviewed December 11, 2005
Danger of Making Movies by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Very informative and educational about the many dangers of making movies... and to top it all off, a gorilla hit-and-running the MC! Classic. Laughed my colon out on that one. reviewed December 11, 2005
Ronaldos Secret by harag9 Action
Not bad for a first try... Although you can try to state who is giving the dialogue when it is given. I didn't have a problem with it, but some other people may. Otherwise, keep on making movies... y... reviewed December 11, 2005
You Got Off Last Time by RapidDry Action
It was cute... and it seemed to be a nice bonding moment between you and your grandkids. reviewed December 11, 2005
Forbidden Passion by Beery1 Romance
More glorified porn on The Movies... yeesch! And the plotline is more suitable for a porno than a movie... reviewed December 11, 2005
Nothing But Red by kaipan Horror
Nice movie. It had me interested throughout the entire movie. Nice use of editing to create a mood of suspense. reviewed December 11, 2005
My trip through feminism by Aphroditestudio Romance
It really made me think, although it was as entertaining as English class. It pretty much was a good analysis of the book that you read. Good work. reviewed December 11, 2005
Gangwars - The Duel by Dylen Comedy
NIce view on the "elite" gamer... it so true... reviewed December 11, 2005
Revenge of the Smurf by privateer Comedy
I liked it... it's just that you ended it when you could have had much more funny in the movie... now make the sequel! reviewed December 11, 2005
The Legend of Juan Magnifico by thejester005 Action
I'm sorry, but that was purely retarded. There was no plot at all... why did Juan kill those three people in the beginning? Why did a bar fight with many people just break out when he was the only guy... reviewed December 11, 2005
God Has a Belly Button Cell Phones by Jahoclave Comedy
I really don't think that the cell phone rant deserved it's own movie. Okay, the people who use cell phones when driving are morons. Your rant seemed like it had ADD. It was changing direction every s... reviewed December 11, 2005
12 (Episode 2) by gemtaur Action
It is obvious that a lot of work was put into this movie. Keep up the good work. The only problem I had with it was that the scenes were dry in some places and needed some action or a punchline or two... reviewed December 11, 2005
She Sees by Airadine Romance
I liked the story... but it seemed more like a "part one" than an actual story. I loved the VO's (nice use of the Microsoft "robots"... or whatever you used). This show shows promise... make another! reviewed December 11, 2005
Bad Day by castlenaze Comedy
I liked this movie... and man, that guy's day really sucked.... and all for the sake of alien reality television... damn aliens! reviewed December 10, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
I liked the mood that was created by the music and sarcastic VO's, but it's just another drop in the bucket. It seems that everyone is criticizing Lionhead anymore... I should join in on the bandwagon! reviewed December 10, 2005
Confessions of the Chicken by SalParadise Comedy
I liked your attempt on trying to get inside the chicken and his feelings about stuff. I also liked the civil rights-esque twist that you put on it (for comedic laughter of course) I made a movie some... reviewed December 10, 2005
Peeing is Relief by thejuicery Comedy
This, once again, was just retarded, But I chuckled a bit on this one. Added another star in lieu of your... erm... progress. reviewed December 10, 2005
Bimbo the Clown by thejuicery Action
This isn't even bad. This is purely retarded. First off, this made absolutely no sense... it was just subtitles about napping! You can probably do MUCH better than this, and I haven't seen any of your... reviewed December 10, 2005
My Rant by adam1991 Action
This, is by far, the worst movie ever made on this site (that I have seen)... and this is coming from the guy who made "The Worst Movie Ever Made!". I now have to go and change my movie's name because... reviewed December 9, 2005
Tourettes Guy Scared Stupid by DoctorJemima Comedy
I like Tourette's guy, but this movie is poorly edited. And some of the dialogue seems really out of place. reviewed December 5, 2005
To Be An American: Part II by JamieFox Comedy
It's been done. It seemed stale and just wanted to push "facts" out there. And if you think "Bush is an idiot" and "the troops are corrupt" escapades are considered Comedy, then you are most certainly... reviewed December 5, 2005
One Star Bandit by Sevenhertz Comedy
Ima be a one star bandit... and rate you five stars! reviewed December 5, 2005
Zombie Survival Guide by TheLibra Comedy
That was pretty good, but it could have used some music and louder VO's. Minus one star for that. reviewed December 4, 2005
To Be An American by JamieFox Comedy
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Solid, scathing satire about american culture and civic ignorance within the country. This should get some good publicity. I don't know if it'll be as much as "The French Democracy", but it should be ...
reviewed December 3, 2005
Last Man On Earth Takes A Shower by Otakujoe77 Action
I had absolutely no idea what happened and I didn't like it at all. I have seen worse, but you should try to dig deeper into that skull of yours. You never know what you'll find. reviewed December 3, 2005
Mean Girls 2 by AZNRICE Comedy
... does your mother kiss you with that mouth?! I swear a lot in my movies, but this is a new low for The Movies. Peter Molyneaux weeps tonight. reviewed December 1, 2005
Making History by Eien Action
Not bad. Not bad at all. I really didn't understand who Cenler was until he died, however. reviewed December 1, 2005
This is what happens when youre bored by whydoyouwanttoknow Comedy
not bad, but why did the librarian get back into her clothes... And you should have had mud in there... That could have been gold! reviewed November 30, 2005
Death around the Corner by RobertVella Action
It's just your average war flick. Nothing special here. I did like the musical editing though. It added some depth to the movie (hence is why you get two stars instead of one). reviewed November 30, 2005
All Hail to the Chief Directors Cut by Kaenash88 Comedy
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Pretty goood movie. It made me laugh... hard.
reviewed November 30, 2005
Battlefield Beach by Sydow Action
besides the fact that the movie was boring and ordinary,... no battlefield... no beach... what a ripoff!!! reviewed November 26, 2005
Gary Maugan Anagram Guy by Imperialman Sci-Fi
... what happened there? reviewed November 26, 2005
The Blood Keeps Coming by castigo Horror
The joke was lame and the voices (Jibberish Sims-like mumbling) were way off from the subtitles reviewed November 26, 2005
The Fartage Weights by Eakster Comedy
nice use of sound effects... Unlike me, you are probably sane and will live a full life... reviewed November 25, 2005
Mindless Explosions by madman12300 Comedy
... uhhhh... yeah. Stuff getting blown up is... interesting. reviewed November 25, 2005
The Unfair Ambush by luci Action
Yawn! It seems pre-made (with added subtitles) as well... reviewed November 24, 2005
My Lesbian Lover is a flesh eating zombie by satansmunchkin Horror
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I have absolutely no idea what happened at the end... but I somehow liked it...
reviewed November 24, 2005
Sgt Turners War by Tannerr34 Action
The fact that this movie isn't even an original movie (I had made this one as well on one of my games...) deserves 0 stars alone... reviewed November 23, 2005
I Did It My Way by Bobaninho Action
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I liked your directing style. Even though it might be hard to understand at first, I definitely recommend this to anyone who likes a good action movie
reviewed November 23, 2005
Life as a Chicken by Subjunctive Comedy
This was really funny. Although I didn't like the fact that the subtitles went away too quickly to be read. Even though I have that irk, This is a really good movie that desrves to be in the Top 25 list. reviewed November 20, 2005
The Milkyway Man by johngreenwood Sci-Fi
A fine piece of movie directing you got there... nice touch on adding "William Shatner" to the cast. reviewed November 20, 2005
Tale of the Blue Bandits by WesJanson Action
Excellent work. It is obvious that a lot of time and effort went into the making of this movie... I will be looking forward to your next movie. reviewed November 20, 2005
Driving Miss Dayzee by marvellousguppimovies Comedy
It was good. Go Finland! reviewed November 20, 2005
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
Deliciously good staire. I want seconds! Now work on more movies, you slave! reviewed November 19, 2005