tonyblews
Number of Movies: 24
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.07

Number of Movies Reviewed: 37
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 0
Average Rating Given: 4.19
 
Movies Released by tonyblews
Whippet Dog Comedy
A remake of Whippet Dog, originally by Dr. Ashen (www.ashens.com), who nicely allowed me to use his voice. An episode in the sad life of Henry Pickles. posted March 27, 2008
The Window Cleaner Comedy
No Description posted January 5, 2008
The Man With X Ray Eyes Horror
No Description posted September 26, 2007
Copulam Oryctolagus Cuniculus Comedy
No Description posted June 9, 2007
Cab Action
This is a re-upload of one of my older extrusions. Why? Because of and extreme coincidence. See Xtreme Taxi 2 ( http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/123536 ) Oh look, the character that I based on me ap... posted February 11, 2007
The Job 3 Wet Affairs Romance
No Description posted January 26, 2007
The Job Action
No Description posted January 26, 2007
The Job 2 Action
No Description posted January 26, 2007
Beachfront Bikini Bimbo Smackdown Action
Two bikinied lovelies meet on the beach, and don't see eye to eye. More like fist to nose. Should be a ratings grabber! [crap i know, but it was worth a few more VC] posted December 6, 2006
Cab Action
Very brief story about taxi driving. Mainly done to play with my re-skinned minicab prop. [Curse you thimbnail for not working - again!] posted November 4, 2006
Job - Interview Comedy Not Rated
Generic reply to the emails about the Job series. An interview with the main character and the director. A rare VO from me too. Oh I see the thumbnail is broke again. posted October 29, 2006
Out of Place Part 1 Action
A shady character arrives in a wild west town... My first attempt a VO. not very good. Too quiet I think. All voices by me, sadly, even the woman. There was supposed to be a guitar track of mine t... posted October 29, 2006
Copulam Oryctolagus Cuniculus Comedy
Another one where the ending is revealed in the title (thanks to my good mate who didn't mind the 4am phone call for the latin translation) Damn forgot the thumbnail again! Sorry to Seb Fraas for us... posted October 25, 2006
Canine Olfactory Organ Comedy
Clearly the worst movie ever made. Just bodged up for a mate really. feel free to ignore it. posted October 19, 2006
The Job 3 Wet Affairs Romance
Nicola Black, of the other two "Job" films gets granted leave. Will she find love, or will it all go wrong? Costume and Prop mods by me. I suggest you also see: "The Job 2" - http://movies.lionhead.c... posted October 8, 2006
The Job 2 Action
More of a prequel than a sequel. This explains how Nicola became a hired killer and sheds some light onto her employer, Mr. Smith. New livingroom set by Fraas, New costumes and other props by me. I... posted October 8, 2006
Cliches In Time (Ep1) Sci-Fi
"Cliches in Time" is a multi-part story featuring "The Wayfarer", a time traveller from the future who really doesn't give a damn. It started as a straight Doctor Who story (thats why one of the cha... posted October 6, 2006
The Job Action
One beautiful woman, one old man in a bathrobe. Money changes hands. Starring Monata Gee, Ken Elder and Dave Clerk. Directed by Tony Blews English subtitles, no voice-over. [Update - vatrel34: ema... posted October 3, 2006
Vatican Broadside Comedy
Video for the song "Vatican Broadside" by Half Man Half Biscuit. Used with permission of the band. Warning: includes bad language, boilersuits and scenes of mild papal curiosity. Starring Tony Blews,... posted October 2, 2006
Custom Bikini Demo Action
Just a stupid little demo of some idiotically simple costumes i've been working on. posted September 15, 2006
The Yellow Evil Horror
An important lesson for us all. Contains sex, violence, monkeys and fruit. posted June 6, 2006
The Blind Date Comedy
Never go on a blind date..... it seems my file corruption problems aren't fixed after all..... posted June 6, 2006
SuperGoth (Trailer) Action Not Rated
Quick intro to a superhero goth epic posted June 6, 2006
Cut Scene From The Avengers Action
Utterly useless first upload, just to make sure everything is working okay. " Uma Thurman Look-a-likes getting it on. Boring. posted May 31, 2006
 
Movies Reviewed by tonyblews
The Third Worldwar by Callis Action
No Review reviewed January 5, 2008
The Lustful Couple by jerrylewisanddeanmartinfa Romance
No Review reviewed February 11, 2007
XTREME TAXI x2 by sidy Action
Excellent! Its probably just a coincidence, but see my crappy taxi movie "Cab" which is at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/124434 The character there is based on me (for I drive a taxi, and look like that) reviewed February 11, 2007
Eat It 2 The Quest for Higher Ratings by TwinMoon13 Romance
lowest common denominator :) reviewed December 6, 2006
i like sex by adamthegamr Romance
funny, in a pathetic kind of way. the ending actually made me spill my beer. reviewed November 5, 2006
Lick The Pee Pee Cup Bees nest by Pickleking Comedy
strange reviewed November 4, 2006
Saran Rap by legend51 Comedy
kick the beat. even an old metaller like me got into this. (what is it about geordies and being creative? This man is the new Neil Marshall!) reviewed October 29, 2006
Game Over 2 by ShyShy Comedy
ok.... predicatable but enjoyable. not offensive, but not thought provoking, not sensible, but not too silly either. oh hell, have five anyway. reviewed October 29, 2006
Stunt Squad by EccentricGentleman Action
loved this one. reviewed October 28, 2006
Time Travelling With The Paramedic by tom_92 Action
nice idea, but i felt it was let down by the lack of VO and the intermittant mumbling. needed some music too. reviewed October 28, 2006
Destroy all clowns by legend51 Action
you are correct to kill all clowns. awesome. reviewed October 28, 2006
Crude part 16 by SpiderWithAShotgun Comedy
worrying. very worrying. you appear to have the same ridiculous voice as me too. reviewed October 25, 2006
6 THING THAT ARE FUNNY!!! by wwellington Comedy
Poor. But i've done worse reviewed October 25, 2006
Witchgirl - part one by dudesoso Horror
can't wait for part 2 reviewed October 25, 2006
Get Laid or Die Trying by homemadeeye Comedy
Total and utter, unmitigated genius. I laughed so much at the end that i dropped my cigarette and burned my belly. reviewed October 25, 2006
Tuesday the 31st by homemadeeye Comedy
Top banana! Loved this one. The funniest movie i've seen so far, and the worst nose i've ever seen. [insert standard rate-my rubbish here] reviewed October 25, 2006
Game Over by ShyShy Action
nice one. i can't get anyone that fat in my attempts! (thus i can't accuratly make a movie with myself in it!) reviewed October 25, 2006
Teen X by corky18 Sci-Fi
Needs either subtitles or a VO to explain why they're fighting. reviewed October 25, 2006
Bunny Suicides! by PhilBlythe25 Romance
I'm sure the estate of Freddie Mercury will approve! just say YES to mindless bunny violence. blah blah rate mine reviewed October 24, 2006
A Diseased Mind by daneausten Horror
There are a few costume snags, but otherwise ok. You bin laden looked like the first incarnation of the Master from Doctor Who too!. reviewed October 19, 2006
The Castle Dragon - Charity Animation by matneee Action
Stunning. I can't wait to see a proper movie that looks this good! reviewed October 12, 2006
The Danger of Being Roy Branston 3 by JoePineapples Comedy
You know, I think I know that bar :) Very good. reviewed October 11, 2006
The Dead VI by chrishall9 Horror
Nice one. So there are others in Stafford wasting their time on this instead of doing real work :) reviewed October 10, 2006
Faking it by legend51 Comedy
Absolute bloody genius. reviewed October 10, 2006
Frankturd by StokeStudios Comedy
Ha ha. Very good! [its good to know i'm not the only one in Staffordshire wasting time on a computer game when i should be doing something constructive!] reviewed October 9, 2006
The Mission Eliminate and harvest by JoePineapples Sci-Fi
Could do with being a bit longer. Goodone though. Do a sequel reviewed October 9, 2006
Life of Andrew 3 The School Fun by AR16 Romance
To remove the costumes, get this file and follow the instructions in it... http://www.tonyblews.co.uk/movies/files/blankskins.rar reviewed October 9, 2006
The Risen by CaptSocrates Horror
Nice one. Very dark though. I could hardly see some scenes. reviewed October 9, 2006
Mezzanines Interlude by elizabethsusan Romance
Truly outstanding, definately one of the best movies i've seen. reviewed October 9, 2006
The Danger of Being Roy Branston 2 by JoePineapples Comedy
Good stuff sir! Check out my to sequels to "The Job". It's all your fault that I did them. reviewed October 8, 2006
Space Rock by Pkmoviemaster Sci-Fi
PK, email me: tony@tonyblews.co.uk reviewed October 6, 2006
Space Rock 2 by Pkmoviemaster Action
You asked me about the "naked skin" in once of my movies... find it at www.tonyblews.co.uk/movies reviewed October 6, 2006
Poo - Look by timorogowski Comedy
Very funny. reviewed October 4, 2006
MILF by kevinduh Comedy
I agree with below that the voice overs are weak (which is why i'm avoiding them in mine). the endings not very good is it? like the Royal Mail in the UK, it fails to deliver. reviewed October 4, 2006
Dare To Be Stupid(Music Video) by grndrgnpoptart Comedy
Good first try. I like music videos. I was thinking of doing that one myself :( may i suggest Vatican Broadside: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/110183 reviewed October 4, 2006
Timothy The legacy by JoePineapples Comedy
Good one. reviewed October 4, 2006
Hooters by farminsurance Comedy
Great little film. Found it very funny. reviewed September 20, 2006