Expansion Battle Demo | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Demonstration purposes only. THIS DOES NOT HAVE A REAL PLOT OR DIALOGUE INTENTIONALLY, although it is intended to at least be semi-cohesive. Created to demonstrate new scenes/features to anyone on t... | posted June 7, 2006 |
Apollo and Daphne | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Music used with permission. Done for a school project while extremely bored and very cynical...Please enjoy. Update: Recieved a 100 grade, woo hoo, lol. Second Update: Awarded Second Place Medal at... | posted February 9, 2006 |
Ode to Violence | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Song Used with Permission Result of Boredom and an attempt to amuse... The Jump Shirt references refer to a character's shirt which, although impossible to see due to video quality issues, says "Jump." | posted January 2, 2006 |
A Holiday Message from the Democrats | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Full VO, Starmaker Character Models Intended purely as satire, although a lot of it has actually happened. Please view it as a comedy and not a political statement...Merry Ch....er...Happy Holidays.... | posted December 17, 2005 |
A Morning in the Life of Bob | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The first in a, yet-to-be-determined, number of episodes chronicling the life of a very unfortunate man. The views expressed in this film do not represent the views of Subjunctive Studios or any of i... | posted December 6, 2005 |
Life as a Chicken | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Bwack! The views expressed in this film do not represent the views of Subjunctive Studios or any of its subsidiaries, that is if we had any subsidiaries, which we don't. Therefore, I guess it's jus... | posted November 20, 2005 |
Agent Blackop | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
No Description | posted November 11, 2005 |
Vortron | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This is the re-release of Vortron, fixed a subtitle readability issue and hopefully it will be better and possible to understand, lol. Enjoy! | posted November 10, 2005 |
Vortron | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
No Description | posted November 10, 2005 |
The Sea Wolf by sithci | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
3 stars due to the fact that it had some semblance of a plotline and could be followed most of the way. I didn't count off for the lack of sound because, A.) I have seen these scenes hundreds of time... | reviewed January 15, 2007 |
Communist run part 2! by scottsmen45 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Use of copyrighted music, unnescessary foul language, a lack of continuity, very little-to-no comprehensible story, frequent errors in spelling/grammar ("Hittler," "slow and painful dead"), and comple... | reviewed January 15, 2007 |
Out and For Nothing by T666 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
3 stars for trying. I honestly don't see a definitive plot, nor do I see a true point to watching. There is great risk in attempting to use "real people," especially widely recognized people, in TM ... | reviewed January 1, 2007 |
The 3 Of Us Construction Destruction by cjskywalker | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
To be perfectly honest: your movie does not seem to have any viable plot, the jokes are not particularly funny, the characters are not very well defined/developed, the editing is slowly paced and conf... | reviewed December 31, 2006 |
Death of the Baggage Boy by fablefreak01 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm giving this a four because, as a comedy, it just isn't that funny. The only really humorous part of the movie is the general idea of killing the baggage boy, which I admit, is quite a good concep... | reviewed December 31, 2006 |
Moo Plop by marcuslee | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Some of the most entertaining voice-over work I've ever heard in a TMO movie. Very enjoyable, nice work! | reviewed October 21, 2006 |
BD Oddmans Cargo 3 by JustinMoore | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
4 stars for truth. Other than that, the VO, although amusing, lacked emotion most of the time and seemed to be formed mainly as you went which created a few akward moments here and there. The editin... | reviewed May 29, 2006 |
Jesus is My Captain by Coridan | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Intelligent, well-crafted, and freaking hilarious. Editing could have been a little cleaner on the ends of some shots but other than that, absolutely brilliant. J-E-S-U-S...that's going to be stuck ... | reviewed May 29, 2006 |
I Pledge Allegiance (Promotional Video) by 859 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
An established consolidation of peace? What exactly does that mean? Anyway, the movie is alright, but the voice-over is grating, plagued by mistakes, not very well thought out, and the video overall... | reviewed May 29, 2006 |
If I Had The Stagecoach Set by Ratqueen | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Made me chuckle...Even though I don't fully understand the humor and I don't have time to watch it over again, it is a high quality film and it's short and concise which I like, given the relatively f... | reviewed May 29, 2006 |
The Mac Chicken by EdWoud | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I have never seen a Quentin Tarantino film so I can't really identify with the parodies, but other than that the movie was pretty good. Good humor just a couple problems with understandability of wha... | reviewed February 28, 2006 |
Do Not Smoke! TRAILER by HitmanGames | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad but I wouldn't tell that much of the story in a trailer. It basically just told the entire story in a minute, or at least it appeared to...But who knows? Other than you? Oh well, good job bu... | reviewed February 28, 2006 |
Firelight by abaris11 | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Impressive, as an experiment, and a succesful one in my opinion, I'm just going to offer suggestions for improvement if you do evolve this into a movie, which I believe you should. Obviously dialog w... | reviewed February 28, 2006 |
Angelus The Bright Side Of Hell - Trailer by 12357 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad, but not particularly good. Trailers should have some good dialog hooks in my opinion and this was completely lacking in that. The Voice Over was a little low quality, but you weren't saying... | reviewed February 28, 2006 |
JESUS VS EASTER The Cupcake Edition by MefuneAkira | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Excellent, absolutely brilliant. So Pythonish I can barely breathe, I'm laughing so hard. Your Voice Overs were probably the best that I've ever heard on this site and I am hard-pressed to find anyth... | reviewed February 17, 2006 |
A Series of Parodies II by Champ721 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I agree completely with Lizardthing. The VO needed work in that it was difficult to understand at parts. Also, the movie felt like a movie movie, possibly due to the lack of music. It just lacked s... | reviewed February 12, 2006 |
Gangwars - The Duel by Dylen | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Perfect, absolutely brilliant. I haven't laughed so hard since Intelligent Design and this probably even surpasses that...Greatest PvP parody I have ever seen and one of the funniest movies I've ever... | reviewed February 12, 2006 |
Mr Jones goes to North Carolina by aarn777 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Still creepy and still strangely endearing...that voice is haunting me now...*turns around quickly. I think you've driven me paranoid... | reviewed February 12, 2006 |
Mr Jones High School Crush by aarn777 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Creepy, the one word I can think of that even remotely describes this movie. Creepy beyond all reason. Yet strangly endearing... | reviewed February 12, 2006 |
Blood Money by warpedrevolution | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I agree with JcbTkht in that the Mob Boss scene's sound was off. One of the main problems with Voice Overs in general is that, when recorded outside the game, there is a lot of downtime that is not f... | reviewed February 12, 2006 |
The Muslim Cartoon War by michanist | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review First of all let me say that the first few lines of the movie were absolutely brilliant. The overall concept of the movie was great and I appreciate the fact that you weren't afraid to make this movi... |
reviewed February 11, 2006 |
How it is to be dead by fant | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Couple suggestions before I actually review the movie. First of all, the bells were really cool during the ccredits but then they kept going and became quite annoying after a while. Second, for a mo... | reviewed February 11, 2006 |
Time Is A River by VelvetFog | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Usually I hate these types of philosophical romancy movies because, to be honest, most of them are over-the-top, corny, and painful to sit through unless your some sort of middle-aged soap opera lover... | reviewed February 11, 2006 |
Violent Vern (Directors Cut) by castigo | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Bravo, the only suggestion that I can think of is the categorization of this as action. In my opinion, it fits more in the Sci-Fi or possibly even comedy ranges. Other than that, a solid movie with a... | reviewed February 11, 2006 |
Mr Muffin-Attack of the KID by yoyoboy1 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review That was probably about the most pointless and completely random movie I have ever seen. Only one movie on this site beats it and I cannot remember its title...rats. Anyway, that was extremely amusi... |
reviewed February 11, 2006 |
Andrew Preisig-Making a Legend by Fire_Works | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I can tell that you really have fun making movies. You have a ton of them, and most of them have very, uh, emotional voice-overs. Apart from that, I really didn't understand the plot of this movie. ... |
reviewed February 11, 2006 |
SPY VS SPY BOXED SET 1 COMMERCIAL by Fire_Works | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Entertaining, but fails to capture the true essence of Spy vs. Spy that was in your first one. | reviewed February 11, 2006 |
SPY VS SPY EPISODE 1 by Fire_Works | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Entertaining and amusing...could have done without the last VO laugh though... | reviewed February 11, 2006 |
SHADOW THE CHICKENHOG GAME MOVIE by Fire_Works | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I agree with Cult Inc on most of it...The one major te[eye-hurting-word!]al problem that I had was the music being a bit too loud and covering up the voice-over. Apart from that, the movie was entert... | reviewed February 11, 2006 |
Chicken the president by michanist | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad...though I don't agree with a lot of it, it is still pretty funny. I never do this but your movie reminded me of mine so, if you wouldn't mind...please check out my Chicken movie, "Life as a Chicken." | reviewed February 7, 2006 |
the History of Earth part 1 by dubblehellox | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
First of all, Socrates was Greek not Roman and Secondly, as a huge Python fan, I really don't see how this is in their vein. It feels a little more like Mel Brooks' History of the World part 1 to me ... | reviewed February 7, 2006 |
WTF by Video_Capture | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.....Words cannot express how bad I feel giving this five stars but I laughed my butt off. It was so stupidand completely worthless that I cannot help myself. Brings ... |
reviewed February 7, 2006 |
Steven Spielberg Director by Video_Capture | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Strictly mediocre in that many of the films shared little or no resemblence to the actual movies. ET looks nothing like a lizard, there is not a subway in the Last Crusade, and the Terminal does not ... | reviewed February 7, 2006 |
Police Work Ep 1 by xboxmike | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad but not particularly good either. The music fit and the continuity was there, it just wasn't that funny. | reviewed February 7, 2006 |
Among Us trailer by Masquerade37 | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad at all. Accomplishes a level of interest for the movie as well as entertains the viewer well enough to keep watching the trailer. Good work. | reviewed February 7, 2006 |
Legacy Series (Teaser) by deenswe2003 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
For once a teaser that is actually a teaser! I agree completely with Lynx-0- in that, if the movie is actually as good as the teaser suggests, I see no reason in why it shouldn't be a top ten. Great work! | reviewed February 7, 2006 |
Survivor On An Island Somewhere Episode 1 by Krazymalicous | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I actually really enjoyed that. I'll get the problems out of the way first...the VO was a bit too loud, try pulling the mic away from your mouth and speaking a little softer next time. Perfectness i... |
reviewed February 7, 2006 |
A Sith Lord In LA by Yngvelli | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Orginal and very funny. The only thing that I had problems with was something that you can't change (voices....the fact that you pronounce genocide as yenocide just irks me) . Apart from that, it re... | reviewed February 7, 2006 |
Oh Its On 2 Tora Saru Bakuhatsu Plus Plus by mixmasterfestus | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My God...I wish I could do that. Absolutely amazing in innovation, originality, execution, all were brilliantly and masterfully done. IT really takes a viewing of this movie to understand the true p... | reviewed February 2, 2006 |
The Loaner by jamesking | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Awesome, absolutely great. You fixed everything that was missing or flawed in Loaner and made a great movie even better. Great continuity, even better editing (ceiling grab is perfect), and great ex... |
reviewed February 1, 2006 |
Starting Over by biggstrek | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
First of all, you had a good storyline and a very high-quality Voice Over. That having been said, I found the voices to be too monotonous to be believable in parts. At the risk of sounding insensiti... | reviewed January 30, 2006 |
Operation Invasion by Fischii | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
To say that I am confused would be an understatement, I think that I can sum up my feelings with "???." | reviewed January 30, 2006 |
Loaner by jamesking | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
First of all, I see what you were trying to do and believe that you succeeded in decisive fashion. Really the only time that the editing slowed down that I saw was the head sticking out of the ceilin... | reviewed January 30, 2006 |
Robot Mafia II by cfkwong123 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"I surrounder" While I have difficulty standing rampant spelling mistakes as I believe they destroy a perfectly good movie, I respect your ability to edit and that gives this movie a 5-star. I like ... | reviewed January 30, 2006 |
Vampire Chutney by Jenniza | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm going to give you a 5-star for sheer witty humor. The combination of the movie and your about dialogue make me physically uncapable of giving you less. I truly admire your ability to make someth... | reviewed January 30, 2006 |
Big Momma And The Familly by Floyd_31 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Although I understand the use of language to convey dialect, some of it is still unecessary and gets a bit grating. There is some major echo and tinny problems in some of your Voice-Overs which make ... | reviewed January 30, 2006 |
Dell Customer Service by BENDICK44 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I would give this 10 stars if I could. I just got off the phone with Dell and guess what "Yadamabh" told me? He told me to REINSTALL WINDOWS....GAH. Anyway, your representation was perfect. I am b... |
reviewed January 27, 2006 |
Channel 31 Noon News Special Report by Fire_Works | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Not bad; a few typos and a little bit of continuity issues later in the film. Other than that, some of the lines are quite good with my personal favorite being, "I blame Star Wars," which, although i... |
reviewed January 27, 2006 |
ANTI BANNANA MOVIE by arkantos1525 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm giving you an extra star just for the fact that I was in awe after the movie ended. Apart from that it was absolutely god-awful. The fact that this is getting five star ratings, quite frankly, d... | reviewed January 24, 2006 |
The (literal) War On Christmas by benstudios1991 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Your comedy skills are quite good but the execution in this movie was a little off. Though I like the premise, the voice overs were a little messed up and you might want to try bringing the mic a lit... | reviewed January 21, 2006 |
The Ugliest Man In Town by benstudios1991 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Very very good. After seeing tons upon tons of comedies on this site, this one is actually quite amusing. The scenes fit perfectly and the editing was smooth and made sense. The beating up for no r... |
reviewed January 21, 2006 |
CountryBot in the City by maveci | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Absolutely great. Original concept, great scene use as well as probably the best use of sound fx that I've seen on the site. A few minor editing problems and a couple scenes might have provided bett... | reviewed January 5, 2006 |
Tijuana Truckstop by ruttah171 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Well....uh, quite amusing, I like the bible running line. Apart from that however, the title has absolutely no visible connection to the movie, there were some mic volume problems that resulted in to... | reviewed January 2, 2006 |
Santa Claus - An Open Letter by philnate | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I agree with basically everyone else in that the movie is great other than the language barrier issues. Good story, scene structure, and flow and a good piece of music to complement it. Good job. | reviewed January 2, 2006 |
A Robber Barons Christmas by johnokinawa | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hmmm, what to say. A very creative take on Christmas and definitely contains a message. Although I do not agree with your definition of Robber-Baron in that it leaves a bit out, namely the part abou... | reviewed January 2, 2006 |
Santa Austria by JKjunior | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Best VO that I think I have heard so far, even though it is in a language that I don't understand. Plot/Characters/Scenes were quite well defined. Nice Set Dressing and dialogue. Very impressive. ... | reviewed January 2, 2006 |
Attack of the One Star Ninjas! by zombieeye | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Good movie, good execution but not enough laughs for me to make it a 5-star. Good VO, scene/set/character usage. | reviewed December 31, 2005 |
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
That has to be the randomest piece of entertainment that I have ever seen. I am simply stunned. | reviewed December 29, 2005 |
Good Idea-Bad Idea V by Deikon | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Bloody brilliant, happy to help it out. | reviewed December 29, 2005 |
Skt Klaus vs East Block Hare feat Collie by SixthHokage | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad, but editing problems and originality bring it down. Interesting voice-overs and sound effects. | reviewed December 29, 2005 |
St Nicholas is coming to Earth by davidwww | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad, but constant subtitle errors detract from the overall experience. An original story and fair use of sets/scenes/characters salvage the movie. Good work. | reviewed December 29, 2005 |
Christmas Moment by Fuzion_Ent | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A good VO, but I did not see the point of the Santa costume...other than the fact that it is required for the competition, a little backstory on that would have helped. Good plot, continuity, music, ... | reviewed December 22, 2005 |
Mr Bush by pergar | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
As this movie is clearly a political statement, I feel that I can insult and demean it as I see fit. First off, try to make a character that resembles the President in any way shape or form. Second,... | reviewed December 20, 2005 |
The Truce of 1914 by augie64 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Bravo, inspiring. | reviewed December 19, 2005 |
Shadowscare by Epic94 | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oi, my god in heaven. Did you try to watch this before you posted? Seriously, some of the subtitles last for literally .56 seconds. Plus, a ton of them had typoes. The music didn't fit at the end ... | reviewed December 19, 2005 |
Under the Boot Chapter One Trailer by kuroken | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Intriguing... | reviewed December 19, 2005 |
BEEEEEEEEER!! by Buccura | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
5-stars for sheer randomness put together into a load of BS, brilliant, lol. | reviewed December 19, 2005 |
Private SNAFUs Last Cruise by DrMovie | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I am beyond impressed. But upset that you took advantage of poor Private Snafu, who now has to be blown up the hundreds of times somebody watches this movie, lol. Awesome experiment. | reviewed December 19, 2005 |
No means No by JackRabbit | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A movie that is both relevant and unfortunate. It is quite depressing but at the same time, it should be. | reviewed December 19, 2005 |
The Twelve Movies of Christmas by The_B | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Oh funny yet true...brilliant in every sense of the word. |
reviewed December 19, 2005 |
Unwanted - A Christmas Tale by NeoManic | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Now I'm depressed....oh well. Fine movie, while a couple subtitle issues made it a little irritating. As has already been said, good dog work, it's not very easy to do and you pulled it off. Obviou... | reviewed December 19, 2005 |
James Bonded 007 (Golden Hand) by covas12d | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Unfortunately, as a huge Bond fan, it was difficult for me to sit through this. While the plot structure was definitely similar, the characters such as using Q when I think the character was based on... | reviewed December 19, 2005 |
Jetgirl The Origins by cult_inc | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I thought that was great. Very entertaining from start to finish. Great work. |
reviewed December 19, 2005 |
Murder On 23rd Street by mjbcfc | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Pretty standard horror movie, nothing too spectacular. Plot feels a bit overused and a little sloppy. Editing wasn't bad at all but the dialogue was cliched and standard horror. Overall, a fairly g... |
reviewed December 19, 2005 |
Illegal Immigration and You! Illegally Rel by UrinatingTree | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hmm...well...uh...what to say to that I really don't know. Controversial? Yes. Rightfully so? Yes. I mean, just look at the review lengths you're getting...rewriting the bible. Anyway, great movie... | reviewed December 18, 2005 |
Tracker Part 1 by jsmith0316 | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I'm excited...one of the few movies on here with decent distinct and memorable characters, not just the generic guy and girl models. Good plot, action, contiuity, dialogue. I'm pretty impressed, lo... |
reviewed December 18, 2005 |
A Date With Santa by TheIcen1974 | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ah, well...I'm a little freaked out now, lol. Bad, bad images.....shiver. Anyway, not bad but easily forgettable. Also, the constant looping of music was a bit irritating. I don't mind a repeat bu... | reviewed December 18, 2005 |
Simons obsession with Halo (Version 3) by MortalMadMatt | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review "No actually that's quite big...Oh s***!" HA HA HA HA. Oh lord, so funny. I'd hate to see what he would do if he actually got the game and got to the abrupt end..probably another murderous rampage. ... |
reviewed December 18, 2005 |
Suburban Werewolf by Backzlash | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Good humor, pretty enjoyable movie. The music didn't fit the events of the movie at all which detracted from the mood and serious parts of the movie. The editing was alright, I liked the dialogue, m... | reviewed December 18, 2005 |
Tiefer Einschnitt by rlxrlx | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Excellent. Clear,defined story. Good use of music to convey emotion, as well as a lack of overbearing subtitles. Kind of a sublime experience, but quite depressing. Outstanding movie. Keep up the... |
reviewed December 18, 2005 |
Fairy Tale by Jonomunch | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Bravo. I second that there are not many good romance movies on this site as it is so bloody difficult to create them in game. This one however is quite good and is a classic fairy tale. That having... | reviewed December 18, 2005 |
K7 by Markana | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I enjoyed that immensely. True the fight scene could've been shorter but it didn't really detract from what is truly an excellent SciFi film. Bravo, keep up the good work. |
reviewed December 18, 2005 |
What Is Paradise by guyguy | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I'm impressed. VO was a bit difficult to understand at times but tother than that, a pretty funny and entertaining movie. |
reviewed December 18, 2005 |
How to Survive Horror Moments by Coolphil | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I agree that a VO would have gotten it a five-star, Buck Rider especially. I enjoyed the jokes. Concept:5 Plotline:4 Dialogue:5 Continuity:4 Sound:3, might want to kill the mumbling as it gets prett... |
reviewed December 18, 2005 |
The One Man Action Movie by Buccura | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm quite impressed...a coherent movie and no scene has more than one person....kind of revealing when you think about it. | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
The Goodbye by Driscoll | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quite good, the first WWII movie that I have seen on this site from a German perspective. The fact that the movie was still understandable without dialogue of any kind is a testament to the scen sele... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
Hope by renger6002 | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Life sucks doesn't it...oh well. Great movie although a bit depressing. Music was great, dialogue-adequate. I don't really understand the choice of the humorous fight scene but, then again, that ma... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
Conscience by FraasMovies | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Bravo, abo[oh please!]ely outstanding. Occasional tranlation errors but they do not detract enough to bring this down from its rightful 5-star rating. Great editing, scene/set use. music, all brilli... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
The Road Trip by ami_silberman | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad at all, try to turn off the mumbling if you subtitle as the female voice gets really annoying (not your fault) after a while. Good use of scenes/sets/music, continuity was ok but could have b... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
Secrets of a Killer Zombie by Triplelithiumstudios | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Good old-fashioned horror...That having been said, if one more person uses an unedited "It aint over yet" scene I'm going to rip my hair out and slam my face into my keyboard until it is a mashed bloo... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
Welcome to America Documentary by upsidedown2 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Bravo....cynicsm makes the world go round. | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
Redemption by ProdigyStudios | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Absolutely excellent. The only drag issue that I found was the banging of the fists on the wall that could have been cut a little. Also, a few subtitle typoes, but that's not really a problem. Othe... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
Edgar Allen Poes - The Telltale Heart by justin_in_bangor | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Poe Power! You've brought back many memories for me, lol...time I got high off the sharpied black Poe moustache during a school presentation ....ooohhhh....anyway. Excellent rendition, obviously ex... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
Astro Not by Ratqueen | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I agree with the Jester, no real storyline. Very good for a first movie though, use of scenes, music was quite good. Just get a more defined story and you could be well on your way to great ratings,... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
Dark Snowflake by Yogurt_King | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quality definitely there, great plotline, originality, I just didn't get it. Maybe it's my current mindset or something, but I just have major trouble digesting artsy or, as you so ably put, impressi... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
The Transplanetary by MagusFilms | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Some impressive, amusing, and innovative uses of scenes/movie-making techniques. The script was entertaining and the storyline was quite entertaining. Some understandability problems hinder it a bit... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
Message From The Past - A Tribute by kaleetomey | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Excellent, excellent movie. A very nice and nostalgic piece of work. | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
The Propshop by Chiprocks1 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad but not terribly good either. I did chuckle from time to time but my, at this moment, feeble brain cannot accept the plotline therefore giving you a 4-star rating is the best I can do. Keep ... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
War of the Stars The Hope by worldwriter | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
3 stars for originality. The sound effects seemed to be completely random during the interrogation ("We intercepted no transmissions"). Being an uber Star Wars fan myself, I admire the effort but al... | reviewed December 17, 2005 |
The Grandfather by zuki | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So...incredibly...long...and a bit nonsensical at parts, with the reuse of scenes and characters occuring quite often. Editing was adequate for a 4-star with occasional subtitle typoes. Great story,... | reviewed December 16, 2005 |
Austin 500 by NeoManic | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Good movie, borderline impossible to makeout what you're saying but the scenes kind of play out themselves making the storyline understandable. Good characters, scene/set selection, continuity, and p... | reviewed December 16, 2005 |
Copkiller by sarek13 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Due to the fact that I don't understand German, I will rate this solely on quality. Good edting, good scene-selection, storyline was followable even in a different language. Originality is a little ... | reviewed December 14, 2005 |
The 4 Pains of ChristmasTrailer by Bobmomento | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I am beyond confused. The trailer does not seem to follow any particular storyline, instead it seems to be just a collection of random scenes that, when put together into a whole, make no cohesive se... | reviewed December 14, 2005 |
The Bird! by UrinatingTree | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quite good, although most of the voices were too similar to each other to determine who was actually talking. Apart from that, the VO, although a little grating after a while, was definitely not mon... | reviewed December 14, 2005 |
Voice Overs - The True Story by rolandhulme | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad but didn't really make me laugh. The editing/dialogue/continuity was good but it just had a few chuckle moments for me. I don't think that an automatic 1-star for the sake of originality is ... | reviewed December 13, 2005 |
Typical Asian Day by InsaneProductions | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hilarious, absolutely brilliant. One of the few movies on this site that made me openly laugh instead of just chuckling a bit. A couple minor problems with filming (girl in the car for example) but ... | reviewed December 13, 2005 |
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
You're my hero...seriously...god bless you man. | reviewed December 11, 2005 |
We Fought as One Road to Redemption by InsaneProductions | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad, the German soldier scenes get a bit choppy which makes it quite difficult to discern what is going on. Some good dialogue and a bit of humor salvage it though...at least for me. Just work o... | reviewed December 9, 2005 |
We Fought as One Into Hell by InsaneProductions | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad, not as good as the first one, but still not bad. The cursive subtitles are a bit difficult to read in the online format so you might want to change them in the future. Also, a couple scenes... | reviewed December 9, 2005 |
We Fought as One by InsaneProductions | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Pretty good overall and a very impressive first movie. My first movie sucked, lol. Anyway, good continuity, use of costumes, and dialogue. I'm looking forward to the next in the series. | reviewed December 9, 2005 |
Alienhunter II Dark Days by Ingamosch | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
German is so much cooler than English, lol. Anyway, great film, great plot and spot-on editing. Very impressive. | reviewed December 8, 2005 |
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quite impressive I must say. I was a bit skeptical at first but the editing was spot-on and you managed to compress a great deal of the story into a relatively short period. The voice acting must ha... | reviewed December 8, 2005 |
Arms Dealers by pendragon854 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Awesome movie. Good plot, good twist which, although it is a bit predictable, is still great. I have to say that the techno music doesn't really fit the genre although it does fit what is happening ... | reviewed December 8, 2005 |
Arms Dealers trailer a by pendragon854 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not a bad trailer, but is it really based on a true story? I find that bit a little hard to believe. | reviewed December 8, 2005 |
Stone Jones by pendragon854 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad, I agree with the comedy leaning for a bit of it although it does fit as an action. Techno music did not work at all in my opinion, not only did it not really fit the genre but it didn't fit ... | reviewed December 8, 2005 |
Youve got to remember by Tayman | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
First of all, good movie that uses some advanced film-making techniques, if they are a bit choppy at times. The subtitle issue has been addressed by others so I won't elaborate on that but the rest o... | reviewed December 8, 2005 |
Carpe Diem by Strondor | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very glad for this repost. A great movie that should set a very high standard for movies to come. I gave the last one 5 stars and this one is no different, except for the fact that it won't bug the ... | reviewed December 2, 2005 |
If You Could Read My Mind by flamesloth1 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Well, in terms of the storyline, the movie is fairly good but suffers from the fact that it is very difficult to discern what exactly is going on. The scenes are a bit choppy and jump locations seemi... | reviewed November 29, 2005 |
The Chase by thewalrus25 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Well, I am someone who believes that the main purpose of movies is to entertain and I am certainly entertained. Although the storyline could have been much better, your movie was a nice and short dos... | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Prince Kong The Untold Story by gb82790 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
To be perfectly honest, I don't quite get it...but the concept of King Kong's son being Prince Kong is just funny to me. The switches between dialogue and narration are a bit confusing....better than... | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
The Return of the German Zombie Soldier by simon6611 | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quite good, drags a little in spots but other than that it is cut well, has a good and worthwhile storyline, and fairly good continuity. Good use of sound/music as well as sets/costumes aids its exec... | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Payback Monster Style by gb82790 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Nice story, execution a little off. Pretty much the same problems as Swingers gang. | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Swingers Gang by gb82790 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Nice try, main problem was the abundance of scenes but the lack of dialogue. For example, both conversation scenes involve all three characters talking but the subtitles only last for a very short ti... | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
1942 by ryan_hook | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
No story, no dialogue, completely nonsensical, and the character choice made absolutely no sense. Keep trying... | reviewed November 21, 2005 |
Video Dating - Wilfred Brimley by DeusExMachinima | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oh yes, filled to the brim with Brimley. I haven't laughed so hard since...well...Intelligent Design, lol. Keep up the outstanding work. | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Story of a Hitman III by Tayman | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Quite good. Impressive ending to the trilogy although the last line was a little...well, not the best. The carjacking cut was also too choppy and, although i see its point, it was still a little irri... |
reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Story of a Hitman II by Tayman | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very good. Believable for one thing. That made it better. You took a flashback movie and inserted another flashback into it and pulled it off, without losing continuity quite impressive. | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Champion Chronicles 2 by Tayman | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I don't believe that this movie is as good as the first. The plotline is a bit choppy, as are the fight scenes, and the scene changes such as the ship-field transition. The similarity of costumes, a... |
reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Champion Chronicles 1 by Tayman | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A few criticisms. All the attackers are either the same actor or look like the same actor with identical outfits which makes it a little confusing. Plus the way the first guy just walked into the la... | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Story of a Hitman by Tayman | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad, especially for the first movie. Fairly well edited, good storyline, interesting dialogue. That having been said, the lack of music through the first part of the movie left it feeling blank ... | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
The Worst Movie Ever Made! by UrinatingTree | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I actually enjoyed that...so I'll aid you in your quest. | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
The Caesar Utterances by Feign | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review LOL...for once a movie without a happy ending, awesome. Well written, good scene structure, good flow. Except for the title( connection to movie) and the muttering which you might want to turn off, ... |
reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Joe Anderson for City Counsel by DeusExMachinima | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Another stroke of brilliance. If you're a fan of this movie vote now, if you're not....wait till it's gone...just vote then. | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
1point0 Vs 1point1 by Trip9z | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Brilliant....just brilliant. | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Wolfman Lives by Manky | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Very very good. Good story, good continuity, use of sets/fog/dog very good. My only suggestion is that you kill the subtitles as the female one especially doesn't fit with the well-written dialogue.... |
reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Red Alley by blade_runner | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A very good story marred my far too many typos. You also should probably turn off the mumbling as it doesn't match up with who the subtitles are going along with. Audio sync problems near the end bu... | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Ninja Strike by zengyro | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Good story but the dialogue is pretty cliched. The occasional typo and the mumbling, which you might want to turn off if you're subtitling, kind of detract from what is, otherwise, a good movie. Goo... | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
Death in Vein by ptplaya65 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Music choice in beginning doesn't fit. It is difficult to discern what is happening throughougt entire movie. Overuse of somewhat unnecessary language and subtitles don't really match up with anybod... | reviewed November 20, 2005 |
The Poet by blackops007 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm at a loss right now for anything to say. Probably one of the best written movies online today, made sense for the most part, and the poetry was good. The movie just lacked something that would m... | reviewed November 13, 2005 |
Scare Me by cs0875 | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ok...I'm officialy very freaked out now. Got the stalker thing down, raises a few questions, but in movie terms.....a bit too weird for my taste and the ending jump didn't feel right... | reviewed November 12, 2005 |
Vampire Hunter 2 by bobchad94 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not as good as the first, fight voice acting still great, but the rest lacks the quirky humor of Vampire Hunter 1. The lack of music also made it feel kind of empty. An ok movie, but doesn't compare... | reviewed November 12, 2005 |
Vampire Hunter 1 by bobchad94 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review ROFL! Great voice acting, think your Vamp Hunter has a bit of an anger management problem, lol. Exceedingly entertaining. |
reviewed November 12, 2005 |
Days Without Silence by Liafail | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I agree completely with PrdigyStudios. While I personally hate horror movies, the execution of this was quite good. It was less cheesy than most hollywood horror movies, but some of it can't be help... |
reviewed November 12, 2005 |
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
HA HA HA HA....excellent, just brilliant. The link to satire is great too, special feature, lol. Darwin on a much much simpler scale and the fifties narration fit perfectly with the music. I'm spee... | reviewed November 12, 2005 |
Stone Jones by BrenJC | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
LOL...awesome. Great use of sets and music, it all fit together. Looking forward to the sequel! | reviewed November 12, 2005 |
GoodBye Boris by ProdigyStudios | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Pretty good...for a first movie especially. The movie just felt too happy to me, no darkness or real suspense. I probably would have rated it beter under the comedy category, but overall, pretty good. | reviewed November 12, 2005 |
No Bounty by Cranium8768 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very, very good. Much better than the sequel in story, dialogue, characters....everything. I enjoyed it immensly, good work. | reviewed November 12, 2005 |
27th Bounty by Cranium8768 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Definitely entertaining and a good storyline but the dialogue lacked much emotion. Almost a 5 but not quite there. | reviewed November 12, 2005 |
Kung Fu Hustle by ladello | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Suffers a little bit from Matrix disease i.e. too much fight, too little substance. Dialogue of any kind would have helped, maybe a little bit of taunting or something. Not bad, but room for improvement. | reviewed November 12, 2005 |