SothisAmon
Number of Movies: 45
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.49

Number of Movies Reviewed: 298
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 41
Average Rating Given: 4.65
 
Movies Released by SothisAmon
Gun shot you get Comedy
A musical embodyment of my studios efforts during the movies hayday Sizzla - gun shot you get posted August 12, 2007
Feathered ones massacre Horror
The usual smut, possably my most polished piece... love its vulgar propaganda posted March 20, 2007
Lust Of The Feathered One Horror
For those who have never seen a "Paltros" movie this may come as a shock, to those who have the shocking contents will come as no surprize. To signal my return to tmo i have created this in the mould... posted October 8, 2006
Operation Peadogeddon Action
Working in a secret govenment program Downs syndrome cannibal Billy Moore has been inserted into columbia in the final stage of operation peadogeddon, a mission to strike down the final member "Baron ... posted August 9, 2006
Chromosome 47 Grunting Assassin Action
The sequal to Masticated by the Spasticated, Rejoining the Deformed Moore's 2 years after the events of masticated, still living in their woodland shack the weakening papa Moore is teaching his oldest... posted July 12, 2006
Clucked Up Victims Horror
Turn that zhit up! A catharsis... when anger meets feathers meets intoxication meets guns heres what you get. musical contribution Dying fetus - One shot one kill and killing on adrenaline www.dyingfetus.com posted July 5, 2006
Evisceration - Sledgehammer Poundings Horror
A song by my band Evisceration http://www.myspace.com/evisceration420 inspired by peter sutcliffe posted June 27, 2006
Demise of the slain Horror
Feathered death approaches the daughter of the police chief as she is blissfully unaware of the deadly fowl that comes bringing her death as it taunghts the police with a string of grizzly murders and... posted June 21, 2006
Demise of the slain Horror
Feathered death approaches the daughter of the police chief as she is blissfully unaware of the deadly fowl that comes bringing her death as it taunghts the police with a string of grizzly murders and... posted June 21, 2006
Maniacal Poultrypath Horror
Deep in the night... he is looking for some love. A controling father waits up at night for his daughters return a feathered killer approaches. This is not a racist film... the bird forces the the g... posted June 15, 2006
Maniacal Poultrypath Horror Not Rated
No Description posted June 15, 2006
The Turbanator Action
A tribute to all those macho 80's action flicks that inspired me violently. In the near future the western system of values collapses, arising from its middle east and african strong holds islam take... posted May 23, 2006
Fowl lust Horror
Based on a true story A young woman abducted, imprisoned in a make shift dungeon and abused over a course of weeks. Witness the darker side of humanity, explored by a feathered pepetrator. The retur... posted May 15, 2006
Bleeding Season Comedy
We catch up with 80's film star Burt Reymoulds to discuss his new life since fading from the hollywood limelight Burt Reymoulds no relation to Burt Reynolds Inspired by a conversation between friends... posted May 13, 2006
True Justice Horror
Warning strong pointless violence to music Violent short about a doughnut munchers demise How can you protect anyone when you cant protect yourself? A killer stalks a victim with a sinister purpose ... posted May 7, 2006
Christs Fury Action
America is in the grip of the gold rush, land is feircly contested. A small group of settlers headed up by a retired alcoholic army general, who having settled on some of the last native planes and b... posted May 1, 2006
Jew Sci-Fi
The begining, the birth of the myth; the master manipulator. Hashash Gurian has started his own buisness, care in the community so begins the tale of the swindler, the murderer, the legend. This mov... posted April 19, 2006
Annulment Of Life Horror
****Warning contains scenes of mild graphic nature**** ***Humans were harmed in the making of this movie*** Killing to avenge his family, driven mad by the trauma of their deaths Paltros returns. In... posted April 16, 2006
Annulment Of Life Horror
****Warning contains scenes of mild graphic nature**** ***Humans were harmed in the making of this movie*** Killing to avenge his family, driven mad by the trauma of their deaths Paltros returns. I... posted April 16, 2006
Mega Chrysler Prossie Basher Fury Horror
Few can lay claim to the level of fear inspired by Peter Sutcliffe's reign of terror as the Yorkshire Ripper. Sutcliffe became the subject of one of the largest police manhunts as he preyed on women ... posted April 14, 2006
They Were Asking For It Horror
Two high flying lawyers celebrate with fatal concequences Death walking terror- cannibal corpse www.cannibalcorpse.net posted April 9, 2006
Masticated By The Spasticated Horror
The Moore family, a family blighted by genetic defects headed up by Papa Moore. Who since fleeing to the woods surrounding his home town for his socially unacceptable eating habbit, has fathered 2 chi... posted March 23, 2006
Master Chuck The Greatest Foe Yet Action
Chuck tribute based on real life events. A overly dramatic pulp movie in which Chuck Norris faces his greatest foe yet in the form of Evil music fachist Phil Collin's who since murdering all the other... posted March 21, 2006
Confessions of a Dog Horror
Warning not for the easily offended This is a short very dark film about a dog Music Apocliptica - Refuse resist (sepultrua cover) http://www.apocalyptica.com/home/ posted March 15, 2006
No Warning Cluck Horror
This movie shows perhaps the rule of what comes goes arround comes arround see the event which changed a harmless free range fowl, into a rampaging chicken on never ending ruthless spree of rape and m... posted March 14, 2006
Unmourned Absence Horror
Timmys moms never had much time for him today is his birthday its also his last day... Music Strapping young lad - Satans ice cream truck http://www.hevydevy.com/hdr_mainpage.html posted March 9, 2006
Wo-mans Best Friend Romance
Sally was a girl with looks like no other and not in a good way at all, she had a mental impairment and all her life she had be the subject of abuse and jibes from even total strangers. Sally felt alo... posted March 7, 2006
Decency Defied Horror
Chicken Ultra Violence/ Chicken Film Noir Decency Defied the name says it all no real plot lets be honest was just an excuse to see a chicken do some of the worst things on here to some of the most u... posted March 5, 2006
The Unforgotten Phallus Romance
Marsha Ann Lou, a simple woman living in a backwater town... Marsha's life is about love the bigger the better and since the passing of Byron 4 years ago no ones love has been as big... will she ever ... posted March 2, 2006
The Unforgoten Phalis Romance Not Rated
Marsha Ann Lou is a simple woman, living in a backwater town she lives for love... for 4 years now shes been disillusioned, mouring the biggest love she's ever had. Warning Contains Scene's Of "Chuck... posted March 2, 2006
Clucked With A Knife Horror
Chicken Ultra violence In America in a day every 25 seconds somebody is raped, brutally violated. 250 times a day someone is murdered someones life is taken... *Warning Humans were harmed in the m... posted February 27, 2006
The Feathered Massacre Horror
Chicken Film Noir / Ultra Violence Ever see a Chicken rape somebody? *WARNING: HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM* Perhaps for those with a darker sense of humor Meet the Goldstein fami... posted February 8, 2006
Systematic Elimination Action
A story about the time period between Chuck Norris leaving the world of cinema and taking up the role as protector and champion of mankind. After tearing down the berlin wall with a series of well pla... posted February 2, 2006
The Second Coming Action
Jesus Is back... hes pissed and yelling something about the cross Religion = Scum Music "Decapitated- The Fury posted January 19, 2006
When Death Replaces Life Horror
I am the servant of who rules this world Archnemesis of your light One look at me and you know he is I "The Deicide" drove himself then parked and shot the final priest i cut 2 scenes for that! :P Th... posted December 3, 2005
Fury of the Fowl Horror
Chicken Horror Follows the events that shaped the psychopath poultry and his first night of vengence. Fills in gaps left after butchered by poultry and details the events which lead Paltros to become... posted November 27, 2005
Slain in Gods name Horror
Follow the Father for an evening on his mission doing gods work COURSE LANGUAGE BEWARE The Father is a paranoid schitzophrenic who has a complex religious delusion he believes god commands him to sla... posted November 23, 2005
The Negation Action
if its too dark try watching Full screen The year is 2309 fifty years after the collapse of society and the passing from the golden age of man. After the world's govenments was universialy revield as ... posted November 22, 2005
Butchered by Poultry Horror
Jack is an idealistic cop with a problem... a string of murders has began occurring across town. The victims mutilated and with strange marks left around their throats, and with no link, no leads or c... posted November 21, 2005
Another day in life of Bob Corpus Comedy
This is a day in the life of Bob corpus, a delve in to the corperate world of zombies and lizards and its cut throat nature. posted November 20, 2005
Slain by my Talons Horror
Find him before another is found Paltros will soon be appearing in the up coming death fest +BUTCHERED BY POULTRY+ posted November 19, 2005
Slain by my Talons Horror Not Rated
West county police recieve an early morning call posted November 19, 2005
Another day in life of Bob Corpus Comedy
This is a day in the life of Bob corpus, a delve in to the corperate world of zombies and lizards and its cut throat nature posted November 18, 2005
Gorillas war Action
A story of the genocide of a people and the repercusions of violence when a once peaceful race is driven to extremes, told through the eyes of one of the children of the apes who took part in the gorilla revolt posted November 17, 2005
Bone Horror
Worthless filth recieve no mercy... police recieve a call reporting a disturbance on the outskirts of a yourkshire farm, Detective Parris and officer Johnson the only remaining police on duty that nig... posted November 17, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by SothisAmon
Star Trek 3 The End by cd3141 Sci-Fi
HAHAHA captains log! classic This has a real movie feel haha well it started that way if only everyone had the skills of now with the enthusiasm of old you could have made possibly the greatest movie... reviewed August 12, 2007
bald beauty by magic_school_bus Comedy
Wow... now this was ahead of its time! The story of britney spears on the movies; before it happened, wow. reviewed March 26, 2007
Duel Of The Tough by cd3141 Action
Again the fates throw us together evil brother, im gonna get high get tea and what ever [naughty word!]s in the cupboard litteral nothin [play nice now!]in at all and watch this beast, i have missed t... reviewed March 20, 2007
CD3141 RETURNS ANNOUCEMENT by cd3141 Action
HAHAHA we timed our returns together :) made me laugh harsh very honest isnt it, i downloaded muscle bound but havnt got round to watching it cause of [bad-word!]ing uni, cant wait for more reviewed October 8, 2006
UTOPIA by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
That sir was brilliant haha i remember when you made things like ghost ship, that voice acting was excellent and the "film making" brilliant. A couple of the lines sucked to be honest like "i love you... reviewed August 10, 2006
false advertising by magic_school_bus Comedy
What can i say the magic never ends, even with that bullo ingame music it was good u streched your one gag over 3 minutes this time and left me beaming :) haha the dog line was classic :( ive actually... reviewed August 7, 2006
The Gingerbread Man by Steviebow Horror
Like the style sir, black as the night excellent. haha you tend not to get many reviews for movies like that i made them too :( only much more graphic about a chicken with a ponchon for kissing the gi... reviewed August 7, 2006
Under the Wire - Transwire Desire Mix by mildheadwound Romance
so i roll un bomber e-maloy unquen toke'a, el es ques i choke, because all his cares go up in smoke. Up in smoke thats where i wanna be cause when im high the world below dont bother me, when life beg... reviewed July 20, 2006
THE FEAR by Makrim83 Horror
???I hate to say this,??? said my attorney as we sat down at the Merry-Go-Round Bar on the second balcony, ???but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear.??? ???Nonsense,??? I said... reviewed July 20, 2006
Ground Infantry Mental Patient by monkey_flasher Action
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The G.I.M.P showed them who was boss, your best yet both in editing and script and what a poster, they should be glad he didnt pull the cuffs on them
reviewed July 18, 2006
happiness lense by magic_school_bus Comedy
The wording of the dialog in this tale of happiness and stuff like rover 2000 made me laugh, but you shattered my idealization of happy man... the guy who sang "dont worry be happy" shot him self... y... reviewed July 14, 2006
CLIVE AT 5 - The MR BONES Interview by kwistufa Comedy
The last scene was the best,glad to see your employing perverts in your studio. Mr Bones is a role model for all men, he knows how to treat the women folk and why. :( I would ask you for an interview... reviewed July 14, 2006
the rundown by skip Action
Good for a trailer and an early movie, make multiples of scenes like the car exploding and then move the camera bit by bit in each one if you copy a scene from the last one you did click go to scene 2... reviewed July 13, 2006
Encountering Arnold by 6-HEADEDMONSTER Comedy
Soon arnold and all the other meat heads from the 80's will be wiped from the face of the earth by my down syndrome assassin... top marks for the quick thinking, how many of these things did you have... reviewed July 12, 2006
The Dark Poetry Of Mr Filth by joel666 Romance
Great job with that, you couldnt tell which lines had been substituted i have an inkling on one or two but i dont know the band very well so couldnt say. I liked your adaptation esp the priests i thou... reviewed July 12, 2006
CHEECH AND CHONG STONED DEAD by princeinexile Comedy
Obviously the work of a fan :) the time of watching was 4:20, sure wish i heard lines like " sure could go for a joint right now man" more often. the conversation about them being dead was classic, t... reviewed July 12, 2006
Phaedrus by postmodernchuck Romance
Fire pon di batty bwoi! 5 stars for your rattin self and ya feature length bombellabeshombella The angles used in this film are trully a class of their own, i thought this was an expansion movie... wo... reviewed July 12, 2006
Gangster Nation!! by UrinatingTree Comedy
I think nifty got it down pretty good, the stair fall to heart attack made me laugh and the funneral but it wasnt amazingly hillarious to short for that. Great studio name by the way reviewed July 12, 2006
Faith and Paradise by Sheelba Action
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Spectacular, the dialog was perfect its not to verbose and it provokes thought whilst carrying the basic story at lightning pace and the explaination at the top left me saying "good man" haha One of m...
reviewed July 12, 2006
Hitler the movie by flitzzz Action
Great name! Great rammsein cover haha but its lucky i noticed i had the fast forward on a lot there wasnt enough linking it all together, why was eva braun wearing a desert costume and why was hitler ... reviewed July 12, 2006
Intercourse at Ground Zero by mildheadwound Action
The human eye sees 3 colours red blue and green... unless the receptor things are mashed but our minds invent the rest, if you narrow your vision in a low light and look at stuff it all appears one co... reviewed July 11, 2006
CLIVE AT 5 The RIOTT INTERVIEW by kwistufa Comedy
Clive could deal out some pretty harsh rejection lines to the ladies im sure, and what a great interview he asked all the burning questions except for "if you were confronted by a lone man walking hom... reviewed July 10, 2006
CLIVE AT FIVE 5 NEWS n INTERVIEWS by kwistufa Comedy
Is clive based from your internal dialog, maybe theres a bit of clive in all of us there sure is in me haha just watched slims outing in "peking tom" bwaha the gunning scene was the best bit to be hon... reviewed July 9, 2006
How to Catch a Man by riott007 Comedy
Brilliant, perfect down to the [eye-hurting-word!]y hair cut and glasses... though i think there need others in the series such as how following his ex's vanerial incapacitation mark must bulk them se... reviewed July 9, 2006
How Babies Are Made by joel666 Comedy
Funny :) nice music changes and stuff like "dear beloved son" hahah wtf reviewed July 9, 2006
MrBones The final chapter by princeinexile Comedy
I thought it was all cause the car was "too nice for him"... wonder what the children of mr bones look like, maybe somalia reviewed July 9, 2006
Star Trek 2 Next Generation by cd3141 Sci-Fi
BWHAHAH Those are the best lines for ages some classics Jon luc pricrockhard HAHAH his little radio scene made me chuckle, loved the end i was going to say that the difference between prickrockhard an... reviewed July 5, 2006
Undercover Hated by magic_school_bus Comedy
nothing to the other magic productions but still got a smile from me i think i knew what was coming from when he began crossing the roads... should have remembered the green cross code... stop, look a... reviewed July 5, 2006
The interview by princeinexile Comedy
Maybe he doesnt get the jobs but Mr bones does get the pum pum... i could require your vocal talents for B(rutal). A(nal) Barabus in one of my up coming films ill let you know when :) reviewed July 3, 2006
Slashed by Spaceman72 Horror
Great production, nice ideas, best cuts ive ever seen a great job, and nicely violent too, you should do well with this its viscerally satifying but with in societys bounderys and so bound for success... reviewed July 3, 2006
The Spirit Fund Fund-Raiser by monkey_flasher Action
Trailed off a bit from the drinking poison to the resussetation scene but appart from that little bit it was absolutly fantastic defiantly your best yet made me laugh hard at the start great idea some... reviewed June 30, 2006
Digs by monkey_flasher Comedy
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"i built my house from match sticks and glue, i got the blueprint of blue peter" AHAHAHA! that made me laugh hard but i didnt like tony at all solid snake however was brilliant just the extreme sarcasm great :)
reviewed June 27, 2006
High Hopes Sanitarium by ninette1 Horror
Great use of the free cam reminded me of those tv fillers they put on over here at about 11 at night with the intro movie style thing and all great little film brilliant camera angles again great stuf... reviewed June 27, 2006
the tree of healing by magic_school_bus Comedy
Not as effective as your shorts but i liked a couple of bits your camera angles were hit and miss the black parts looked awful but some were great like the shot of him stood over the hedge and the rai... reviewed June 24, 2006
Operation Chicken by monkey_flasher Action
Best yet i was considering a chicken scene with the guns in my last but i think ill try and make a arnold film with it it. A few cluck effects and it will make it even better reviewed June 22, 2006
Voices by Greenglades Romance
Insanity a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world R.d Laing reviewed June 21, 2006
Tales of Truly Terrible Cinematography by mildheadwound Comedy
Im sure glad i stayed haha what a shot that was, some classic angles in there must have taken ages to make all that wobbling walk stuff :) not as liked as your others but still very good and much bett... reviewed June 21, 2006
Mr Bones The legend The Lover by princeinexile Comedy
well mr bones what a big thema you have... perhaps mr bones could use his vasalined head as a space filler owww doesnt even bear thinking about. I think his toothy grin gave me the biggest chuckle. Fu... reviewed June 21, 2006
Pretty Hate Machine by ninette1 Action
Nice angles... 420 and a love of smack my b1tch up, i think so :P though not a proper film of yours in my view its still nice to see what you made with the pack... im still struggling to loose the obs... reviewed June 20, 2006
Syndicate Warrior by cd3141 Sci-Fi
Great sets and the actual film was great the custom scenes were brilliant as were the actual sets and the style shows your mastery of the cheese 80's action genre but some of the lines seem tired and ... reviewed June 18, 2006
Puesta del Sol on Port-de-paix by Sheelba Romance
Great film but some of the lines didnt fit with the speaker "im filled with nervous excitement" haha i would have prefered some patois but a very good plot nicly designed flow with a lovely choice of ... reviewed June 13, 2006
Satan Claus 3 by cd3141 Horror
Your music choice was great, thres some more subtle humor in this one, though it didnt make me laugh as much as the first time i heard "dear santa my name is crippled bob cratchet and im disabled. The... reviewed June 4, 2006
STALKER by kwistufa Horror
great use of music and what an end if only that was a real film :( reviewed June 1, 2006
Jack the Ripper Part 2 by micha83 Horror
Fantastic i think ever superalitive to describe this movie has been used, this is without a doubt the best movie on here at ever. At every level the script the scenes, the custom set use which has a g... reviewed May 28, 2006
ROCK HARD by ninette1 Comedy
:) i enjoyed that great use of custom tiles :( if only you explained how the bassist died... was it the psycadelic experience and vlad the impaler that was in the trailer anything to do with it great ... reviewed May 28, 2006
Rockys Rolling by the_dragonfly Action
:( oh so nearly a five but it didnt have one line of dialog which is what brought it down and the end wasnt really that great it was like you got bored. Your editing skills are pretty neat some nice c... reviewed May 26, 2006
MY PAL MIKE by kwistufa Comedy
Clive... I had a teacher back in school i hated called "Clive Sim[naughty word!]" he used to work in the army and a deliquent kids camp... then he went on to teach in me in good ol catholic school, ev... reviewed May 26, 2006
The most foul and evil thing by princeinexile Comedy
I had someone beat off in my room when i went out for the night... i know from the trail of pornsites they left... that act was so foul and sickening i cant even broach it with them cause that would b... reviewed May 25, 2006
CLIVE FEVER by kwistufa Comedy
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For some reason the guy in the white suit reminded me of a voice that always croped up in troma movies, or poor godzilla dubs... no real signficance but yeah, What sort of movies would Clive make anyw...
reviewed May 24, 2006
Unfunny Clown by magic_school_bus Comedy
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Those chickens aye, fowl beasts; never satified till they've raped and killed every man woman and child in a fourty mile radius of the coup. Its no wonder everyones sad, still they'll be dead soon so ...
reviewed May 24, 2006
MORTS 2ND JOB by kwistufa Comedy
Wont believe their lies... still see through these, eyes! Help me im not dead, Wake me from this hell! Tell me im alive... DEAD Cant beat a bit of cannibal corpse in these situations, some nice cut... reviewed May 23, 2006
Love in a Jealous Rage by mildheadwound Romance
Very nice sir, this looks like my lost son. Excellent poses with the pistol i must say, good to see the chap didnt take any guff when the [censored!] critized his fuking hand cannon was missing a slid... reviewed May 23, 2006
Touched By A Canine by riott007 Comedy
I liked your music, i like the term maul i use it my self being mauled by a dog is not only [wash your mouth out!]y its pretty fukin painful. Hahah what was this movie about your venting of old anger ... reviewed May 21, 2006
Ku Klux Klan Death Camp by herr_lipp Comedy
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Very entertaining but a bit to dark at the start to see what was going on, "...im looking for help!" "great my last slave just died" made me chuckle was good to see the scapegoat of the riots still do...
reviewed May 21, 2006
Sourman by duxy Horror
SUFFER... AND THEN YOU DIE Reminded me of this: Into the abyss, perpetual and torturous The gallery of suicide, internal torment Archaic carcasses, displayed degeneracy Once within these walls a life... reviewed May 20, 2006
Solitude by Sheelba Action
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Certainly your best movie yet, your script quality has not deminsihed one bit since your earlie films and your editing skill has come to a fantasitic level the music was very fitting the deep drum and...
reviewed May 18, 2006
damn indians by hardred Action
Racism would be if you said "i hate indians, red scum" or something like that and then made a movie of them dying where you were ment to laugh or if you said it and then just continued to abuse them t... reviewed May 18, 2006
Channeyy hunts with Jackko by clinteasywood Comedy
Sadly i think the only thing these two shot when together was their loads... over young dying children, then dick drained them of life mortal combat style to go on living for another century reviewed May 17, 2006
I Was Once A Cop by magic_school_bus Comedy
Was ok i liked the music but you didnt make the cops look bad enough or slate people who judge other to the standards they invent which you hinted at. :) how many of these shorts do you make, keep em coming reviewed May 15, 2006
Movie Idol by herr_lipp Comedy
Allah, hu- akber reviewed May 13, 2006
Homos And You! by Prank4Sure Comedy
Fantastic educational flick, no doubt part of the Westboro baptist church's " they turned our country to the [eye-hurting-word!]s, their coming home in body bags, dead by iraqi ied's" campaign http://... reviewed May 11, 2006
Lakeside Cats by monkey_flasher Action
Decent enough intro try a cut to the face as the tells them its a robbery then back behind again stuff like that to change the scenes a bit. Big rons minion was scheming from the start, if ron even ex... reviewed May 11, 2006
O by riott007 Comedy
hahaha very funny, what an end haha :) I like this perfume; makes me smell like a 'ore. Im glad you like my inovative deaths i hope to give Turbanator the highest body count yet with all sorts of griz... reviewed May 10, 2006
Christopher Reeves Falls Down Stairs by herr_lipp Comedy
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So thats how chris snuffed it aye shame he was a fighter though and could have stopped alot more world problems/accidents if there was more widespread wheelchair access
reviewed May 10, 2006
Demon by duxy Comedy
The chest does resemble a teased vagina but why didnt the demon rip his fukin head off i'll let you off cause of the scene limit but i thought the end was crap to the rest which was fantastic reviewed May 10, 2006
Stupid Movie 3 by magic_school_bus Comedy
haa strange little thing you got there the cuts in the bar were quite good i liked the way it flowed but think he should have lobed her over the bar dont know if you can i loved the way he hopped on a... reviewed May 9, 2006
TWISTED by ZCK_legend Horror
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Bye, bye babyyyy went for the old hammer smashed tot aye, i like it. Heres a tip for the timeing of your flashing cuts press ctrl and then W moves you in S out and A,D one 10 mil secs left or right, v...
reviewed May 9, 2006
Jack the Ripper Part 1 by micha83 Horror
Good film but i think the inaccuracys with the real jack the ripper are a real let down, for a start he was much more brutal. The body of Kelly was found lying on a bed. Her face was cut almost beyon... reviewed May 9, 2006
Broken Thoughts by satansmunchkin Romance
I nearly slipped unconcious listening to that music, good take on the classic your dead but dont know it... you cant be stairing through the eyes of the dead though... Why Can't I Breathe Still I See ... reviewed May 8, 2006
Kids of KMHS by ZCK_legend Comedy
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Dont worry about "maturity" or any of that crap cause its quite simple really its conformity, basicly to be mature you have to do what they want in any given situation. Strange how the definition of m...
reviewed May 7, 2006
Unredeemed by josephkw Horror
Great film one of the best on here, no offence but the thumbnail is utter sheite muslim, appart from that i was enthralled from the opening shots fantastic merges of in game and real world shots for t... reviewed May 7, 2006
RITA by magic_school_bus Comedy
made me smile but it was a one gag film decent enough could have be titled tourrets. The ammount of good movies you put out is incredible, and their not bore marathons good job reviewed May 7, 2006
The Most Violent Movie On TMO!!!!! by skunkfunk Comedy
Thats not bad... made me smile, nothing what i was expecting some good lines but i did want to see the violence reviewed May 7, 2006
Chicken The Day of Wreckening by monkey_flasher Horror
But some survived... and they were pissed off!! Decent enough, need to use less killings though i think and build up to them more he just appears and people die, but who are they? They need lines bet... reviewed May 7, 2006
Wrath of the chicken by monkey_flasher Horror
hm hm hm :) just a bunch of bodies that one hehe he needs some lines too i liked the train but i took me a second to realize he'd kidnapped the woman reviewed May 7, 2006
?????? ??????????? by Don-Incognito Horror
Made no sense none of the scenes were related could have been any 4 random scenes no script and the sad thing is it looked good in the thumbnail. reviewed May 7, 2006
Dear Diary I killed another by ZCK_legend Horror
Not a bad movie but not as brutal as its poster lead me to believe i thought it was a bit lacking in violence it seemed to cut to boring diary reading cut to killer, killers kills some of the murders ... reviewed May 6, 2006
Confession from an Alcoholic by akinis Romance
Thats good to be quite honest, the voice acting towards the end was some of the best on here, sorry i took so long getting to it after you put it on my thread but i get put off by people bands cause u... reviewed May 4, 2006
The Crocodile Humper - Chicken Episode by duxy Comedy
The end was great the cuts at the start were quite good cept for the chicken walk, why i didnt give it five was because of the whuring of another movie after the worst part of the movie. I really like... reviewed May 4, 2006
The Death Of Movie Reviewers by riott007 Comedy
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:) theres not much to say to that, gave me a nice little trip down memory lane to the interbreeding cousins with its dramatic end... i loved it when i saw it then you were actually pretty much responc...
reviewed May 2, 2006
Brutal Violence 2 by cd3141 Action
BRUTAL VIOLENCE... IT DOES EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN This film is equal in quality and entertainment to the best of all the 80's and 90's action films and they dont make em any more. Phuck! what... reviewed May 1, 2006
An Unlikey Fall by magic_school_bus Comedy
Hhahah :) that made me laugh, reminded me of a bad experience i had with some mushrooms a field and a guy with a video camera..."oh my god i really messed up his day im on his camera and he just wante... reviewed May 1, 2006
Swingers Online! by mildheadwound Romance
Sorry man that ones [play nice now!]ing brilliant, i was quite amused by it mainly for the music up to where he began to write his review, :) then i saw a reflection of this haha but just had to pause... reviewed May 1, 2006
How To Plan A Party by riott007 Comedy
Gee Riott i sure had a good time, watching that movie and all... i think i'll watch those next to movies i dont know what to expect; i never heard of those things before. That was the music i wanted f... reviewed May 1, 2006
Ninette1sWhere They Are Now by ninette1 Comedy
Twitching impailed body... hmmm not out of place there. Thats really good i only just got in on the edited stuff and its not as easy as it looks very impressive. Although my first bit of amusement wa... reviewed April 17, 2006
The Afflicted by sherwinliu Sci-Fi
I think whats so shocking about this peice is the plausability, "illness" such as ADAHD are entirly social constructs and interperatations of behaviour. We already live in a highly conformist society ... reviewed April 17, 2006
Once I Loved A Boy by riott007 Romance
On your web site your pictures look like that of a small child coupled with your voice esp in the earlier films... very disturbing, ive been meaning to mention that for a while in case im slowly corru... reviewed April 16, 2006
DOUGH BOY by magic_school_bus Comedy
I was asking my self a similar question the other day and the reason im disatified with life is because i never had a moron daddy arround long enough to teach me how to get fat, general ignorence and ... reviewed April 16, 2006
Different Lense by magic_school_bus Comedy
I was quite absorbed but still dont understand what the end was quite about :P reviewed April 16, 2006
Animal Without Regrets by magic_school_bus Romance
Jerry Jerry Jerry, is that the origins of everyones favourite Goyish chat show host? reviewed April 16, 2006
Jekyll and Hyde by micha83 Horror
This must have taken some time, great use of back drop and character building to add to the atmosphere a great take to a classic tale. very long and slow to begin which counts against it... it still n... reviewed April 16, 2006
FEAR by patty82 Horror
"Better than the horror films from the last 5 years!" Thats true, i was a bit reluctant to see the film that replace the torture brothers after it was removed for content i was expecting something a b... reviewed April 16, 2006
Godfather 3 by demonti Action
I liked the music, added to the feel of it from the start. I think you should try and make the characters talk more like them selves so exagerate the talking like at the start "toni, luca... pull up a... reviewed April 16, 2006
The Ugly Chicken by mandix Sci-Fi
I liked Kyle i think you highlighted the discrimination he suffered well with the story line, but there could have been a few cuts in there like at the end where he just lies in dirt for ages its kind... reviewed April 16, 2006
Revenge of Halloween 2 by adam262 Horror
Use of sound my friend, excellent. Thing about it is Hector is probably a real cool guy... unless you have him killed on halloween night, then he comes across a real [naughty word!]. Im glad that some... reviewed April 16, 2006
The Aura The Beginning by akinis Horror
Short little beauty, I enjoyed the music. You could sell this idea to some low budget tv studio and they could make a series for housewives everywhere who are so fed up of this life they cling to the ... reviewed April 16, 2006
King Arthurs English Quest by cd3141 Action
Thats easily your best yet, i got to make something good im glad you liked peter he's a personally favorite of mine for lines like "i came back and gave her a ruddy good kickin". So much in that that ... reviewed April 15, 2006
Darwins Nightmare More tales from Africa by Sheelba Action
:P did you have a bad day when you thought of this one, i liked the drama at the start but it seemed quite cheesey up to a point :) round about the bit where you showed the exchange rate on the money.... reviewed April 14, 2006
RockyThe Early Years by bluestriker4444 Action
The theme tune alone earned 5 stars voice was a bit quiet but with lines like "i pity the fool who cant get an erection" can be over looked. Oh and my dog movie didnt have the "pay off scene" because ... reviewed April 14, 2006
Hunting Ground by butchered_studios Horror
:) decent enough attempt on gore, but the grass :P in a forest at night... no but nice film i enjoyed the use of wolfies snarls as he lept through the glades before dinning on carlos and chums shame a... reviewed April 10, 2006
The Contest by riott007 Comedy
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:) Not bad for a little filler but nothing to your others, i didnt notice any whoring of crysler though... thankfully, personally im considering entering "peter sutcliffe's night time driving school",...
reviewed April 10, 2006
Ultimate ninja by Sheelba Comedy
:) quite a twist sadly i feel this is the route which leads many to teaching reviewed April 6, 2006
MR GRIMM KILLS THE BAGGAGE BOY by cd3141 Horror
:) i love mr grimm not quite as good as his last adventure cause that was [be polite!]ing amazing but a damn good episode the replay was priceless great use of sounds and music reviewed April 6, 2006
The Christian and the Muslim by Sheelba Action
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:) i was waiting for that since i saw it posted up as coming soon. I love the ideas you make in to movies, is very difficult to make something like that because of the amount of thought you put into c...
reviewed April 2, 2006
Anorexic Annie by herr_lipp Comedy
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That wasnt originally titled Anorexic Annie the Annabel chong story was it? i saw a documenty on her and in a couple of the scenes the resemblence is amazing. This is the sort of comedy that should b...
reviewed March 30, 2006
In The Garden Jinxxx-Reminxxx by mildheadwound Sci-Fi
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Dem tunes b ragga! ya know blood?! Bredrin that gardin look like d' babylon!!! Bigg up dem sets bwoy! dey rattin I and I is filled; Jah bless!!!
reviewed March 28, 2006
Riott Friends and Other Assorted BS by riott007 Comedy
very funny, schhhh; ey the roles were done well ya doo goo gwaal SCHHHHH RATTIN! reviewed March 28, 2006
Alabama Man!! by bdbad2009 Comedy
Alabama man comes complete with bowling ball and wife beating arm action, six pack sold seperetly pick up truck not included reviewed March 28, 2006
Super Zombie Love Machine by riott007 Romance
:) not as good as your others but i want to know what "win woo" means, i love it :D WIN WOO!... WIN WOO! reviewed March 25, 2006
Deadman Of The Western Apocalypse Part 2 by cd3141 Action
Utter madness, vulgar humor to excessive violence... But what about the cuts great job damn i think you highlighted the true star of the movie at the end... my god what a performence by sven i was cap... reviewed March 25, 2006
GunMetal The Phoenix Saga vol2- GHS Grim by Darqcyde Action
better the most some parts were great some were lame, good scenes poor script mainly letting it down like the chemical weapons thing it wasnt really funny and didnt add anything the scene just looked ... reviewed March 25, 2006
Homesick by Mcfuzzy4life Action
A very mixed affair, suffered badly from nothing new here syndrome and repetition disorder however was saved by a couple of great cuts... yet had some bad ones like the nazi attack after the capture? ... reviewed March 25, 2006
Blood Money by warpedrevolution Action
I like the second half after he got shot alot more then the first, great use of music throughout the end office scene was a great note to end on because its so open. The voice over was ok, it lacked r... reviewed March 24, 2006
Abdicted by greenstudios Horror
Im giving you 4 ecause i felt it had a few faults like the subs going much to fast in bits, the fact that the story was told from her view then she died at the end :P how does she tell it i know you ... reviewed March 24, 2006
Backwood Horror by TimBurtonFan Horror
Very dark great use of silence :P I dont think its anywhere near as good as no2 because of little things like not seeing the mother at the excape scene but mainly the theres too much light it might be... reviewed March 24, 2006
Devolution by nightmare2146 Horror
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That was quite good... i loved the use of costume, and the original twist to the storyline great job with this, i felt sorry for him at the end it reminded me of those popular horror things you used t...
reviewed March 24, 2006
Living The Dream by Harvey_Denton Horror
Tie her up! And tape her mouth shut, couldnt scream raped violently! Rope tight, arround her throat Her body twitches, as she chokes Strangulation caused her death just like all the others Raped bef... reviewed March 23, 2006
Revenge of Halloween by adam262 Horror
Great little horror and exactly what should be in the charts, not all of this psychological "nonce-sense" thats going on in the charts... their sims aint no drama or anticipation to them... hack the b... reviewed March 23, 2006
Our Secret by erinnicole93 Romance
Take tha' batty bwoi! Very original I loved your edits the end and the bedroom scene stood out, theres not much i can say to that was good and just showed the event sort of thing rather then push som... reviewed March 23, 2006
Ghost Ship II Trailer by ubernewbie Horror
Why not redo the first so to speak, put eliments of it in eg the capturing of the prisoner maybe when they find the body on first ship one of them is attacked and comes back acting a little differentl... reviewed March 23, 2006
Ghost Ship by ubernewbie Horror
Hey man i try to give some helpful hints... Not bad i like the ideas horror in space has been left for a few years so it was good to see it done your getting there this is a long long way from your l... reviewed March 23, 2006
Honey!Ive Killed The Kids by sam125 Horror
:( started off a good idea but it lost it abit i liked the idea it was a funny take but i would have prefered it if he just snapped and killed them or did it as demon thing then just confessed to his ... reviewed March 23, 2006
El Nino Tu Madre Etc by riott007 Comedy
:D does the chicken ruthlessly butcher them in the ally now? Win woo AHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHHH AHHHH Win wooo :( i can picture it unfolding why did you cut the film there :( this is latin tv isnt it... i... reviewed March 23, 2006
Lesbians Gays by riott007 Comedy
:) very funny, your character building is getting good now, even if i hadnt seen them on arseflex i would have laughed as much. I love Joanna but dont put her on her own cause shes funnier as the icin... reviewed March 23, 2006
The Golden Birds Genes by dasman Sci-Fi
Pftt what an end... Chicken's are psychopathic blood crazed killers who will stop at nothing to get their talons on what their whimsical desires demand... That is scientific fact!!! theres no real evi... reviewed March 22, 2006
Rampage George gets Revenge by Aromox Action
:( your new so i wont destroy it but that was a waste of a good title and a good screen shot... was hardly a rampage was it! didnt even have a script not a bad use of music far too long though to just... reviewed March 22, 2006
Deadman Of The Western Apocalypse Part 1 by cd3141 Action
Good first part with a great use of music, took me a while to place them all but those tracks were really fitting and old enough to give flashback value great choices, loved the gun shot in the jail t... reviewed March 21, 2006
Fun with Hairy Dicks by handsofmodder Comedy
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Fantastic ideas but to long its funny but to long, chop it up and work some of the film in to shorts of about 6 minutes max thats all most people watch from what i got from my reviews. Your editing is...
reviewed March 20, 2006
Dreamtown by Rik_Vargard Action
Great voice over, music and use of costume all coming together to make a fantasitic movie! what an atmosphere reviewed March 19, 2006
The George Bush Show by BlackSoldier5 Comedy
Just as well Cheney showed up because i was scared that bush might get lost out there all alone in iraq. Best thing is that you can put the movie up again in a few months with the Q turned to a N when... reviewed March 19, 2006
The Action Hero Chronicles 2 by Sandwichboy Action
Decent film quite funny, I dont see much thats unacceptable in this film it seems tounge in cheek reviewed March 19, 2006
the drug master by unclejason Action
amusing and a decently cut film a good early work but a bit to long be truly enjoyed it was hard to sit through it but it was saved by the nice concept the trip scenes and all but :( why couldnt you h... reviewed March 19, 2006
Offering To God by Sandwichboy Comedy
I think someone need to focus on horror... You have a darkly humours side i like that i have one to i was chuckling through out :) never thought to use the building scene to create a tomb :( shame you... reviewed March 19, 2006
A Day in the Life of Stallone by Tarkovsky2 Action
What a sound track!!! hahaha! bit long and drawn out but some funny sh it some bits didnt make much sense though... the look of stallone was perfect and i think it was better then all of his other movies reviewed March 18, 2006
Backwood Horror 2 by TimBurtonFan Horror
I paused this after the title screen to say... :D excitment is high! great intro. Nice use of music and a great script good editing and nice choice of sceen. :D you make your movies brutal not much do... reviewed March 18, 2006
MIDNIGHT THEATRE 5 by Ranedthel Horror
Great story telling very entertaining Money is a horrible monster. Nice little film with some nice use of music towards the end very enjoyable, nicly wrapped up only... Why did you make the don sound... reviewed March 18, 2006
Autoerotic Acid Asphyx by mildheadwound Comedy
I had a friend once who took some acid... now he thinks hes a fire engine. Its ok, until he pisses on your lighter. Then it smells kinda groovie kinda funkey anyway... Hmmm im impressed very impresse... reviewed March 18, 2006
gunny bunny overkill by killersamos Action
No mercy even for white rabbit! Well it could have done with a few cuts... i like anything thats rampaging and shouldnt be though reviewed March 17, 2006
Love Lasso by kas136 Romance
:( you just learnt that game scripts arnt liked... welcome haha reviewed March 17, 2006
Shards of Bone by yeagmaster Horror
Good but where was the cheese or the brutality, couldnt he have been luring people there to keep his uncle who molested him as a boy alive in some sacrficial skull plot? No, ok. Nice end by the way, b... reviewed March 17, 2006
BattleField of the Human Heart by GhostDog187 Action
well not bad but not exactly an epic action :P umm it sounded like a romance i was almost put off, liked the end it was just a bunch of dark shooting scenes though with some good cuts thrown into keep... reviewed March 17, 2006
KOPS-Red light District by ninette1 Comedy
SCHHH JAAA JAAA DIE CUM SLY NITZ NEAR SCHHHH JAAA JAAA WOA WOA OOOOJAAAA! First id like to congratulate you on taking the time to invest in such a good production team as 4:20 and has made this film a... reviewed March 17, 2006
Just one more push men! by whydoyouwanttoknow Action
I liked that the end was great i was expecting him to hand her a telegram though, the only shot that looked bad was the huge explosion thing. You got to bring back Captain United States for his stereo... reviewed March 17, 2006
Hope by renger6002 Romance
great little film, the reason people do stuff like that is because of their own pathetic little insecuritys... if you wait for them to come crawling back it will only happen again one day its just the... reviewed March 17, 2006
MANHUNT by cd3141 Action
Great music choices really fitting for the movie... even the dramatic megadeth sounding choices worked really well :P Loved the drink scene after though, my chicken did the same in one of my early fil... reviewed March 16, 2006
Judge Pheer Pilot by cult_inc Sci-Fi
:D great little idea i wasnt expecting that when i watched this good job reviewed March 16, 2006
the passivist by Sheelba Action
:) i know im slow getting to this but its "early" to your other work and that puts me off :P its missing some cut like the shotgun going off then again to kill the guy... Lovely words but about as dar... reviewed March 16, 2006
Campfire Fright by wulfy69 Horror
Decent little movie, i dont find the camp fire tales thing all that scary i think its more of an american thing but some of the cuts were great like the "shooting" one, nice film reviewed March 16, 2006
Death Experiences By Prada Queens by riott007 Comedy
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VERY FUNNY!! brilliant stuff i liked that alot, from the delayed drug user tone to the saviour to all the end was a nice touch too :P great film!
reviewed March 16, 2006
Duckman by captainova Comedy
:) i liked that, the end was great it was a bit too long at that part though but i didnt see it coming... I made a series of movies about a chicken who was affected by humanity... had a bit of a diffe... reviewed March 15, 2006
Escape to hell by micha83 Horror
Willkommen Meine Reich!!! What a great film abosorbing stuff, really impressed by that thanks for the subs they werent 100% but about 98 :P Without them i would have missed out on this, one of the mos... reviewed March 15, 2006
Encounter II - The Cluster by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Ok heres what advice i can offer you from that film, when the raiders attacked try filming the scene with out the 2 raiders then film one with and cut it so when he reachs a point the raiders telepor... reviewed March 15, 2006
Dont Eat Relatives by magic_school_bus Comedy
reasonably amusing but you should have made the phone conversation more direct like "hi how are you ect" "fine but your sister hasnt been home for a few days" then he just hangs up and asks for a beer... reviewed March 15, 2006
The Blind Gunslinger by dasman Action
I love this idea, not as good as the second but much better then most movies on here a great concept nice camera changes esp at the drinking scenes no fades at all really great use of the ear close up... reviewed March 15, 2006
Machine Logic by dasman Sci-Fi
Haha its ground hog day for them Nothing can ever be truly known or communicated... the poor robots were destined to attack each other out of frustration from the start and attack they did the first p... reviewed March 15, 2006
The Job by Pazuthoth Comedy
hey welcome great first effort really good, Liked that crazy little number there... nice twist too, and the classic boss with his "your not even a person" approach... Your editing is good enough alrea... reviewed March 15, 2006
You Dropped the F-Bomb by sphinx86 Comedy
Sodomised by Satan then, hmm interesting idea :( was lacking a scene where he came before an vengeful and petty god to deliver his sentence first hand reviewed March 15, 2006
Demon Man Hero Of The Universe by Gojira_Addicted Comedy
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Good spoof i liked the idea but the music for demon mans enterence was [naughty word!]e to be honest the music at the start was great you needed something as bad as the a teams music for him, tax man ...
reviewed March 15, 2006
Hells [not-so-nice-word!]! by mildheadwound Sci-Fi
:) haha... the starting effects matched what she was doing with her mouth brilliantly but umm that made less sense then the "disco" movie you made. The horror the silence convays... the birth scene wa... reviewed March 15, 2006
Urban Legends The Scriptkeeper by Pimpinc Horror
:) that was good, the twist nearly ruined it... till it gave an excuse to up the body count even more haha. Good use of effects the kitchen stab looked good, the end was good but you should have made ... reviewed March 15, 2006
More Tales of The Blind Gunslinger by dasman Action
Phucking brutal, what a concept reminded me of blind fury. Westerns are the neglected genre such dark storys could be told, what a film fantastic honestly i enjoyed that. Not the best edited film ever... reviewed March 14, 2006
Urban Legends Bloody Mary by Pimpinc Horror
Not bad but i think you should have cut it so bloody mary mauled the black girl in the room, i liked your twist on the end but the mumbling of the characters was left on and it was very annoying. Was ... reviewed March 14, 2006
A Day in the Life of Chuck Norris by Ryan33 Comedy
The voice was too quiet but more importantly you showed knowledge of the great one e.g knowing about his karate kid movie offer but defiled his name by making him into that "thing" you presented as th... reviewed March 14, 2006
Space Commando Jesus by supreamlord_of_awsomeness Action
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Brilliant idea i liked the voice over and the "jesus facts" i look forward to seeing the justice from his iron fist of destructiiiioooonnnnnn!!!
reviewed March 14, 2006
Lost In Music by Quotius Horror
Impressive story but as mild head wound said the end was a bit turd i would have prefered him to wake up quadrospazed. For all the production though i give it a five though that end really let it down reviewed March 14, 2006
Harry Potter and the Prequel of Doom by deathofrats Comedy
Not that bad a movie, the film noir voice over cracked me up at times esp towards the end just to picture harry potter coming out with that hahaha :) Ever see the mario movie? that would get one star ... reviewed March 14, 2006
Australian Cops Episode 2 by madgoat Comedy
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Crikey! well what 'ave ya made there mate? its a live one alright! Great for subtitles i can picture their voices, good play on the dumb ozzie stereotype. "Living the life" at the end made the movie,...
reviewed March 14, 2006
Stand Up with Garoque by nightmare2146 Comedy
:) i was thinking about a 4 for the effort put in and the voice over, because i was bored by the joke... then i saw the end fantastic "its only one day you can be back in it after that..." reviewed March 14, 2006
A land beyond the sun by Sheelba Sci-Fi
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A very different film what a concept, nice tie in to the "nature" of the god's... :( you made me feel sad because of the line about the street lights at night, its true. The end was great what a finis...
reviewed March 14, 2006
Ultimate Chuck Norris by tonyshek Comedy
:( i used to have an entire movie dedicated to Chuck, Chuck still makes an appears in my movie "unforgotten phallus" with a timly reminde, there needs to be more chuck awarness world wide really i thi... reviewed March 14, 2006
Agent PErvert by danbo1 Comedy
Classic mommys boy genius decent enough, great effort put in but the humor isnt "wrong" enough for me... I nearly gave it 4 cause it didnt make me laugh that much except for a few lines mainly dr "imp... reviewed March 14, 2006
Dc-Talk - Minds Eye by mandix Romance
The synching worked quite well, but the backing music reminded me of a phil colins track or a spasticated santana letting rip maybe horrible. Nearly gave this a 3 because the choice of song was that b... reviewed March 14, 2006
The Donnor Party BYOB (Body!) by ninette1 Horror
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Loved it, as you once said about mine "that was a bit cold and pointless" i was considering making a film about peter sutcliff... could still be coming after seeing this i loved the holding of the hea...
reviewed March 13, 2006
Death by Dawn by Spaceman72 Horror
Fantastic film, the after editing was amazing the cuts of the chainsaw and the red were great and the "film" gets five stars... awful voice over like a cast of stephen hawking and ned from southpark, ... reviewed March 12, 2006
A Chicken with murderouse intentiones by shark89 Horror
MAKE MORE OF THESE DAMN YOU! please look at my chicken killings reviewed March 11, 2006
A Trip to the Vet by DannyDeNiro1 Comedy
Not a bad joke but nothing that made me really want to crack up, least its not some 5hitty film for everyone, its not all that tasteless anyway quite tame really push the boat on that front theres eno... reviewed March 10, 2006
Dreams by nightmare2146 Horror
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Well i enjoyed it warnting this huge thing and first off great effort put in, my only real crit is of the story to the length in relation to the plot. You could have probably done away with the whole ...
reviewed March 10, 2006
Star Trek Voyage Of Drugs by cd3141 Sci-Fi
:) long but damn funny watched it all, had me laughing from "log b captain James T Kh-unt" hahaha dont you think thats funny you get it man.... BANG! another classic. :) the numpty line at the end mad... reviewed March 10, 2006
Dangerous Beach Liasions by riott007 Romance
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:P i can make your brown eye blue and other assorted lines are classics in this one, nice use of subs few strange scenes too nice to see
reviewed March 9, 2006
Armageddon Blues by steelblade_1 Comedy
Nice flow, you should have made the aliens semetic some how could have made it funnier slight jewish tone to their voices, i felt it lost a bit of its promise great at the start the last scenes were g... reviewed March 9, 2006
Chicken in the Can by madmatt7g Comedy
:) you got to be english hhaha i loved that umm if your like disturbed stuff have a look at one of my chicken movies but the voice in that cracked me up along with the shaking scene... LET ME IN LET M... reviewed March 9, 2006
Sheriff Rooneys Itch by yeagmaster Comedy
Great cut in the trixy catches scene.. i would comment on the rest but i got absorbed in and now its one big blur but a funny blur, Rooney is a distant relation to the football kicking, granny banging... reviewed March 9, 2006
Nam by Braydan21 Action
Well not bad welcome to the site... cant understand why he was happy at the end but a great movie for a early flick. General advice cut scenes as much as you can most of the scenes played in full have... reviewed March 9, 2006
Guardians of Evil by BobbyWadd1 Sci-Fi
:D UNRELENTING EVIL! FANTASTIC CUTS!!! the clock counting down was great :) the dream sequences were funny too liked it reviewed March 9, 2006
Voyeur Kink Train by mildheadwound Comedy
Very nice cut at the start lighting was brilliant very surreal with the horror shot the timing was great, I liked his Rohypnol grip quite shocking that movie and no morals to it... :D reviewed March 9, 2006
Uprising Part 1 by killerdude11 Action
Very good but not perfect the start seemed choppy in the shower, but once the thing started it was absoulutly phucking great i loved the action scenes but one of the lines seemed a bit turd to the res... reviewed March 9, 2006
Chicklet by topheadx Comedy
Fantastic cut at the end to get in the dumpster, the whole scene before was very funny from the dancing. The whole thing was reasonably funny near the end i started to think what the _uck am i watchi... reviewed March 9, 2006
The United States of COMMUNISM! by hreynold02 Comedy
Is this the nuclear Cafe? i saved this absolute classic reviewed March 7, 2006
Under the Wire by mildheadwound Romance
:) i used the dress cut sceen too, i got the idea off an old english show "brass eye" Hillarious its on the "2001 pedophile special" THIS IS OPPERATION DAISY BIRD WELCOME TO PEDOGEDON! classic satire ... reviewed March 7, 2006
Imperfect Garden by magic_school_bus Romance
Bit strange he went to a cemetry then on to a bar to go to the garden... when did he plant the alien? it didnt make much sense to me but the music choices were good and i enjoyed the skipping at the e... reviewed March 7, 2006
Things That Are Bad II by BlackSoldier5 Comedy
They lost their lives hundreds were slain why they died only the tree knows Their blood stains will show, For all time. I agree with all of those things that are bad some of the film is uneeded like t... reviewed March 7, 2006
George The Homicidal Christmas Tree by BlackSoldier5 Comedy
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I picture george killing and it looks effective i think his murderous sprees need to be shared with the world, the plot made me think she was asking for it by cannibal corpse "Take Me Back Back To The...
reviewed March 7, 2006
Raw Justice by cd3141 Action
Your dramatic voice over cracks me everytime the best line is RICKKKKK! Theres some good scenes in this movie the car explosion one is good the sound effect goes well. Same as the dramatic ball kneei... reviewed March 7, 2006
The axe seminar by princeinexile Comedy
You thought it was over, it's not over I came back, I brought my axe In the shadows, alone in the dark Young victims I stalk You thought it was over, it's not over I came back Axed in the back... reviewed March 7, 2006
Fun Facts About Chuck Norris by ThomasAlva Comedy
Great job i was thinking of doing this my self and you pulled it off really well some of the scenes were a bit to long but the ideas were great and it gave me a laugh. Chuck stars in my movie too http... reviewed March 7, 2006
Die Crunts by Red_Bird Horror
The title alone was getting a good mark it was a bit unexpected reviewed March 7, 2006
How jesus is abused by his dad by boozed Comedy
hahaha very weird byt the subtitle at the start was not on long enough and i thought some of the scenes were unneeded too would have been better if it was just the ways and shorter clips of the scenes... reviewed March 7, 2006
Nuclear Weapons And You by sphinx86 Comedy
Society + Fear = Love... and friendship I sure hope the nearest powerplant melts down by me so i can become a super hero too! reviewed March 7, 2006
Donna Kebab by pearsonhouse Romance
:) a bit different... nice chippy owner at the start LP made me smile but im not sure i was ment to laugh but sadly where i live people do actually act like the end but an original idea and interestin... reviewed March 7, 2006
Hairy Palms by ninette1 Comedy
When i seen the length i gathered it was only the one joke nicly done though the scene reminded me of the elevator and hotel room scene in fear and loathing in vegas where Dr Gonzo flips out and chop... reviewed March 5, 2006
The Jinxxx Club by mildheadwound Sci-Fi
I swear man i got to pay more attention to those horses from now on im trusting metal horse no matter what the [bad-word!] says... i think that fire horse got a hold of my chicken. Ummm poor aqua she... reviewed March 5, 2006
The Gang Car by trialsrider Action
Not as good as your other but a solid early effort id keep with the real life themes your script isnt awful i like but i think you have to bear in mind people will be sick of seing the standard game s... reviewed March 4, 2006
The Masked Killers Part I by trialsrider Action
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Its a bit rough but i gave you five stars cause i like your ideas they are violent enough for me and at your guessing your age very good but id expanded on them a bit, but the main stuff is all there....
reviewed March 4, 2006
A Frank Anarchy by beginnis Sci-Fi
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip[play nice now!]s. Some say t... reviewed March 4, 2006
the last outpost of a fallen society by Sheelba Sci-Fi
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Very good movie, sadly all too true have you been reading Nietzsche again :P I liked the way you dipict human nature in your characters like the end scenes where the drive to reproduce and dominate al...
reviewed March 4, 2006
Monkey Stew by ninette1 Comedy
Dun Dun Dogger! umm do the apes represent football players who cant have their names or faces shown? made me laugh a few times bit unpredictable i liked the souvineer shot at the end reviewed March 3, 2006
Priest and The Virgin Final Episode by ninette1 Comedy
Why didnt the priest go to the cresh? Wouldnt that solve all his problems probably cause hes christian, see how he wasnt scared when he came face to face with satan... why? cause hes been gobbling him... reviewed March 3, 2006
The Priest and The Virgin (2!) by ninette1 Horror
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7 dead lying rotten... unburied victims the naked bodies, putrify... this made me think of my favourite song :D five stars in its self i love your ideas their as bad as mine haha the fact he let her w...
reviewed March 3, 2006
The Priest and the Virgin by ninette1 Horror
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:) funny end, nice graveyard cut but some of the edits look early learning now
reviewed March 3, 2006
Attack of the Poultrons by robbiep Horror
This is so true no one knows how ... :D ive made movies of where one of thes "chickens" finds victims and yes, as your pointed out they are truly shocking crimes they commit... and get away with for t... reviewed March 3, 2006
Totaly Bananas by 02PARSIM Comedy
not bad but the sound all went crazy in the office, nice music choices it also got a lot better from the office sceen nice movie but the font was too hard to read at times which really ruined it. rand... reviewed March 3, 2006
Bone Saw 3 by ninette1 Horror
Great stuff, no implications of their henius deeds i love it haha reviewed March 2, 2006
Bone Saw 2 by ninette1 Horror
I can see your sexy panties HAHAHAHA but not much to that one :) nice and dark as ussual reviewed March 2, 2006
Bone Saw by ninette1 Horror
not bad watching others from it like the theme and script reviewed March 2, 2006
Satan Claus 2 by cd3141 Horror
"LISTEN SHAFT!" "My name is crippled bob cratchet and i am disabled"... Well no [wash your mouth out!] :P "Santa" sounds like hes from yorkshire "think i wanna spend xmas listening to some punk oliver... reviewed March 2, 2006
Ekshumacja (Exhumation) by Glarid Horror
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Good script some of the lines were quite funny... but the end seemed a bit odd in comparison to the rest. Great job with the english subs keep em coming
reviewed March 2, 2006
The Rape of Lucrece by leather_apron Horror
It was the dog then... reviewed March 2, 2006
A Nightmare Come True by ExtremeJay Horror
Nice end, best end of that type ive seen, i was looking for a similar scene and couldnt make it look good fading made it look great again great movie reviewed March 2, 2006
Brutal Violence by cd3141 Action
sounded like an angry stephen hawking and |-UCKIN hell is that the sounds of kingpin i hear nice job i loved that game... :( makes me think of voodoo 2's christ years ago... reload the drug movie :P a... reviewed March 2, 2006
Bedtime Storys With Mr Grimm by cd3141 Horror
I want more mr grimm that was great he sounds like an evil arnold at the start... its the irony of life for tiny tim im afraid heart warming if i have kids, im telling them that little tale from the cott reviewed March 2, 2006
Satan Claus by cd3141 Action
"What kinda presents do you have for me" ARGHH ARGHHH Brutal hillarious really funny i liked that the car crash line and the sound use was great the end was unexpected nice one reviewed March 2, 2006
Constant Gardening by ninette1 Action
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Very smooth flow and ummm 4:20 YEAH! haha yes, the only thing i thought it was missing... Latin American death squads... its still the best 4:20 movie on here
reviewed March 2, 2006
The Newborn and the Lobotomized by mildheadwound Horror
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Hahaha is it me or did baby's head get squished under the car in the heart attack scene... loved the falling scene esp the use of the scream scene to get the spin for baby's fall... then end was good ...
reviewed March 2, 2006
The Complete Adventures Of Mr DeathMetal by TommusRhodus Comedy
I laughed hard only thing funny i ever seen to do with death, you should make another and make it really good change the title to get more people to watch it but its one of the best ideas ive seen. wh... reviewed February 28, 2006
The Adventures Of Mr Death-Metal Part 1 by TommusRhodus Comedy
AHAHAH... Sometimes i get urges to say lines from songs around people, which is ok except its usually something disturbing to them reviewed February 28, 2006
Kops by ninette1 Comedy
BILL HICKS: What is this show Cops? What is America getting off on? Why don???t they have one called Stormtrooper. "Hey, they???re bustin??? down doors without warrants. I love America. We???re the gr... reviewed February 28, 2006
God Forgive me by MelonTheCreeker Action
Great film really good, i find it almost funny that most people miss the point of it. The moral issue of offending people who fought in the war is not important in my view as what the film deals wit... reviewed February 28, 2006
No Rain by nutzhouse Action
A great film in a neglected genre, voice over was good but a bit unclear in parts great effort put in though. reviewed February 28, 2006
The Elders 1 by ExtremeJay Sci-Fi
Great movie, but sci-fi's not really my thing i liked the cuts they were spot on but there seemed some unesscesery shots like of the aliens feet after the choke scene. On the whole good movie i enjoye... reviewed February 28, 2006
Death of a fat person by bob2006 Comedy
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Its luck i kept with it to the end cause other wise i might think next time i meet a fat person i have to stab him in the face...
reviewed February 28, 2006
Hell Horse by bob2006 Horror
How does the Hell horse feel about the spanish or anyone else who eats horse meat... i dont think he'd be happy about his brothers being served as the main course. Hell horse has a lot of potential i ... reviewed February 28, 2006
Father Bob by davidwww Action
HAHA :P brilliant very dark one of the only movies ive actually enjoyed for the quality of the script alone, the knife stabbing sound does make a good sex scene noise in my book too. Please check out ... reviewed February 27, 2006
The Ultimate Form by brother_ali Sci-Fi
A-HaHaHa very original girly man A-HaHaHa reviewed February 27, 2006
Infernulator by mildheadwound Horror
nice trippy, b&w really made the film good stuff nice editing obviously reviewed February 27, 2006
Epileptic Bar Brawl by mildheadwound Comedy
Haha nice glad to see your still making classics such as this, the lighting is great adds to the atmosphere... very surreal its the whole shade of red that seems to be going on worked well. Check out ... reviewed February 27, 2006
The Things I hate Show by OwenBuch Comedy
you know im starting to think every single bad event in my life is due to my breaking of chain letters... that cake phrase does suck too i like your retort for it i might steal it ;) nice movie reviewed February 27, 2006
Inbreeding Cousins by riott007 Romance
:D Dark... i like it check out one of my movies for equally morally bankrupt material reviewed February 27, 2006
Bush by oliverHoffmann Comedy
Good but george is more interested in "making sure man and cod can peacefully co-exist" then world hunger. I loved his email though Dear d-ick how are you. I am good. brilliant haha but then he sounde... reviewed February 27, 2006
Terminator by oliverHoffmann Comedy
Its obvious, from your movies plot that you are a girly man not only that you lack disipline and need to eat your brocolli HAHAH you son of a b-itch reviewed February 27, 2006
Harry Potter and The Movie of Shame by Deathofrats Comedy
Not bad but not as good as your others, that dog... it does have a fine ass reviewed February 27, 2006
A Romantic Romance Movie For Everyone by Deathofrats Comedy
the starting camera angles could be a song in its self T.I.TS A.SS, T.I.TS A.SS P.USS.Y, T.I.TS A.SS P.USS.Y reviewed February 27, 2006
Whassamatter by Deathofrats Romance
Thats a good movie now as a reward you can sit in the cannoe reviewed February 27, 2006
Tenderspirit by Deathofrats Romance
Wonderful... touching... arrousing Please take a look at my movies if you get time they usually centre arround a chicken who rapes and kills reviewed February 27, 2006
The Adventures of Fuzzy Bunny by Mr_Evilness Comedy
reminds me of "falling down"... only with a rabbit. Could be shortened by trimming some of the scenes but the material is very good some of the stuff is really funny so it makes up for that. If you co... reviewed February 27, 2006
Their Here For You by nickster1992 Action
not bad at all, good for an earlie movie, try cutting scenes like where they have the guns remove the aliens all together then cut the scene of the guys shooting nothing with the aliens walking by and... reviewed February 27, 2006
Dope Show by maggot Comedy
not bad quite funny even though random stuff isnt really my humor defo not a 1 star job some of the lines are good other stuff just seems needlessly there but as i say randoms not my thing reviewed February 19, 2006
crazy killers 2 grandads revenge by mamma Action
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theres just something damn cool about the way the ape blows away people with the uzi... you could have used the plot as an excuse to kill a whole load more people though :P
reviewed February 19, 2006
Bone by Damian193 Horror
:) i liked the funny scenes like the dancing and the music at the end, the stairing at the [wash your mouth out!] was good too... take a look at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/52476 if a chicken rap... reviewed February 11, 2006
Behind a closed door by jimmyc666 Comedy
Not a bad chicken movie by any means its a shame the sound was off Please take a look at my movie about a much more dangerous killer/rapist chicken... The Feathered Massacre http://movies.lionhead.c... reviewed February 11, 2006
Real Paranoia by MelonTheCreeker Horror
Very good i enjoyed it, i had a similar ending once with one of my chicken horrors though! Only mine was kinda your not safe from a giant killer chicken. The style it delivered in was interesting too ... reviewed February 8, 2006
One Terrible Night by Flipmanburn Horror
:D good, i liked the end real nice cuts in there too i never seen a couple before. I like the darkness too, to lack of moral pushing is always refreshing. Please check out one of my chicken movies i t... reviewed February 8, 2006
Chuck Norris IN SPACE by nickschoning122 Comedy
Hmmm not the most accurate representation of chuck, he would have roundhoused a lot more of the people in real life and also would have tore "chads" throat out for asking him to do his laudrey... all ... reviewed February 8, 2006
Apeworld abduction by alfric Sci-Fi
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haha thats just plain brutal in the end i like it :)
reviewed February 8, 2006
Chicken the president by michanist Comedy
Chickens + Satire = :D Its a bit old now but this is my chicken movie its a bit different to that though... http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/14551 reviewed February 4, 2006
Come On by FoDooG Comedy
great stuff reviewed December 22, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
you forgot the in game crash as you finish compiling the script and the classic character switch from cutting scene, decent though nice point reviewed December 13, 2005
Buds the Marijuana Awareness Bunny by bobblehead Comedy
ok that was a decent movie but its like a god forsaken DARE leaflet cannabis the gateway drug AHAHAHA yeah, cause alcohols a drink, tobaccos a plant and so's coffie no ones ever drunk when they take d... reviewed December 3, 2005
Marijuana by maggot Comedy
you know i smoke weed and every time i think about stopping i come across more of you non smokers... always whining maggots, go back to american gladiators and packs of stella, what did you do digitis... reviewed December 3, 2005
The Online Life of The Movies by Bobmomento Comedy
Nice idea but it didnt make me laugh once :( but there was no cuts and peter getting beats from nothing was either worth dropping or a bad choice of scene. If it wouldnt have had that and the lack of ... reviewed November 28, 2005
A Schmans Life 3 by Happy_Schman Romance
Well i was expecting that damn ape...orangutuan to start with and somewhat looking forward to it. The sudden jump left me confused, and some what disappointed after the promise of "where did you get t... reviewed November 27, 2005
Its banned for a reason by TomServo3k Comedy
Go back to bed america your govenment is in control, here! here's 46 channels of american gladiators watch it and get fat and stupid go back to bed america your govenment is in control! reviewed November 22, 2005
The North Korea Question- Reloaded by Maitey Action
very good but i had to watch it several times before i could quite hear what was being said, well worth it in the end. great humor even for a brit madalin albright hahahahaah brilliant reviewed November 22, 2005
Captain United States 2 by whydoyouwanttoknow Action
Great but to short, im awaiting captain united states world pacification rampage :) reviewed November 22, 2005
The Expendables by Hemingway Action
yes, fantastic brilliant twists certainly one of the best ive seen and certainly the best ending... "Oh my god.. you killed vinnie! you killed vinnie!" brilliant scene. great movie :) reviewed November 22, 2005
Bloke in a Dress by bradpritchett Action
would have been a five except the cop in the bar turned from black to white and changed uniform and the scene at the end was shot in the wrong location he shot in the bank then died in the street, so ... reviewed November 22, 2005
Infernulator by Aashh Sci-Fi
great first reviewed November 22, 2005
It Could Be You by tripmills Horror
Loved the way he carried her to the bath, the knife scene was classic too, fantastic ideas bit slow to build up with but then the mix of violence and humor killed me brilliant http://movies.lionhead.... reviewed November 22, 2005
Kung Pow Chicken Way Of The Feather by dark-monkey Comedy
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Great film, good camera choices for the scenes towards the end. Good script too the start was really fast then leveled out well the line "no no i didnt kill him there was some agents and they..." grea...
reviewed November 22, 2005
Animal Brain by BadyMojoy Sci-Fi
Average it looked a bit like a game scrit after the car scene the dog scene didnt make any sense but wasnt that funny, thats the reason im giving it 2 stars cause it seemed to lack plot. i enjoyed the... reviewed November 22, 2005
Tipping Elephants by BadyMojoy Comedy
funny great cuts good job reviewed November 22, 2005
The French Democracy by koulamata Action
FANTASTIC great film, great idea and brilliantly pulled off. I live in england and we have had the same situation in the past are heading for a similar situation again, the way you explored the feelin... reviewed November 22, 2005
One Star Spam by Scottfilms Comedy
nice film, good thinking to cover the devloping trend of the one star bandit reviewed November 21, 2005
A Reason to Kill by Breakfastmachine Action
Great effort, nice production, good script and character depth power ballad steele with his cringable mullet. Nice cans i mean job with the knife and the killers persona was great the woman he saves a... reviewed November 21, 2005
Rufus Rampage by 1ne8ight7even Action
not as good as its sequal which isnt that bad a thing reviewed November 21, 2005
Aliens Zombies oh my! by Zacknafien Horror
YOU ARE MINE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE! yes nice film, could do with some cuts though and a few scenes to set the scene like when the zombies raid his house maybe he looks to the window then his face sh... reviewed November 21, 2005
Rufus Rampage 2 -Gang Turf- by 1ne8ight7even Action
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Vas ist mein namen?! great script i loved the german it really made it easier to become absorbed into the film great will watch the first and look forward to the next
reviewed November 21, 2005
The Movies Ad Contest! by Sleeves Comedy
GOD DAMN! YEAH!!! one of the funniest i heard, I am the creator of the universeeeeeity Im in the studio with [oh please!]ers ahhaaha YEAH! reviewed November 21, 2005
When ducks attack 3!!! by slicksword45 Sci-Fi
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If the bunny wasnt there then it would have been better but the music was great at the start and the plot wasnt as predictable as i was expecting not a bad effort i liked the ambush scene in the bridge
reviewed November 21, 2005
Sarsaparilla Overdrive by dank_01 Sci-Fi
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Good humor i liked the script faded out towards the later middle try and get the conversation scenes to match and it would have been great, try and use the scene splitter to get less generic scenes an...
reviewed November 21, 2005
My Chicken by chris_nel11 Horror
Nice if only it was longer :( Chickens are deadly reviewed November 21, 2005
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor Comedy
Hail Golthar reviewed November 21, 2005
ASBVC - Violence in Videogames by AlexStar6 Comedy
Thank YOU reviewed November 21, 2005
Terror Tales - Of Chief Concern by HyperGnome Horror
Brutal, Fantastic movie better than tales from the cript. Perfect script, interesting with just the right amount of everything, looking forward to the next release reviewed November 21, 2005
Stricken Part 1 by XJIMZX Sci-Fi
Great movie, great costume choice, shame about the sound double up at the start but it didnt detract from the movie awaiting the second part :) reviewed November 21, 2005
The Dreams of a Hobo by Ell92 Comedy
haha if it had some sound or titles it would have had a five, made me smile :) reviewed November 21, 2005
The West is Wild by slpstang02 Action
Great movie, great script kept me interested good job! reviewed November 21, 2005
The Last Zombie by slpstang02 Horror
Nice film, i liked the end nice scene use was enjoyed reviewed November 21, 2005
Soul Cleanser pt2 by stevostanley Horror
Very impressive, i imagined the woman as hallicinating the figure in the depths of her dispair. failed by their faith in what the fundmental goodness of man haha reviewed November 20, 2005
Revolution 2056 by Hank_Scorpi0 Sci-Fi
Music and that would have been a five the starting choice was great but the track was blank towards the end reviewed November 20, 2005
Leave me alone Mr Bacon by toasterplug Comedy
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i liked that voices were a little out but i had that problem with sounds its a bug i think just moves them all slightly it was funny especially as i dont know who the hell kevin bacon is, i like the ...
reviewed November 20, 2005
The Hunted Special Edition by FilmForge_Studios Action
It must have taken a lot of effort you deserve all you can get great job reviewed November 20, 2005
Inhuman Assassin 0 Favor by Buccura Sci-Fi
good movie i liked the earlie scenes of transformation very imaginative (y) reviewed November 20, 2005
Slaying Osama by dur1al Action
its just to morally correct for jim to live hes nothing but a hired killer, kill him he deserves it :) its a bit to moral for my liking not enough action either reviewed November 20, 2005
hollow point massacre by footartist20 Action
Yeah it does what is says on the tin but looks more like an experiment with combat then a film of any kind theres a bum even on the battle field itsa plot thats about as solid as stagnent milk but the... reviewed November 20, 2005
Whats expected from a lame old man by imthemnky Action
YOU GIRLY MAN reviewed November 19, 2005
Battle station cybox by GuardianStudio Sci-Fi
enjoyed reviewed November 19, 2005
Cliche by plagiarize Horror
Loved the script nice audio work reviewed November 19, 2005
3 Seconds by Bone Action
Good costume consistancy nice lighting but a bit to fast at times to comprehend whats happening looks like a decent story but im still not sure what was happening in the train scenes reviewed November 17, 2005