rolandhulme
Number of Movies: 7
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.6

Number of Movies Reviewed: 118
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 10
Average Rating Given: 4.22
 
Movies Released by rolandhulme
The Adventures of Me Romance
This is just a dumb movie I put together with the drunken intent on making a porno... My missus got half way through the voice overs and then something else diverted her attention. Anyway. Hope you en... posted April 4, 2006
Hipshatter Comedy
Don't even ask... I wanted to see if my computer could cope with High Quality settings, without the sound getting screwed up, so I made this movie about a pretty girl in a corset. Please, one star all... posted April 4, 2006
Everybody Loves George and Tony Comedy
Everybody Loves George and Tony! It's a short sitcom about the life of George and Tony, and their wacky adventures! It's not VERY political and it doesn't take sides, so don't judge it before you wa... posted February 18, 2006
The Price of Freedom Comedy
Well, here we are. A new movie from Hamstermann Productions! This is the best of the lot. Like any studio, my work seems to get better with each one I do, and I'm pleased with the tight editing and g... posted January 28, 2006
The Price of Freedom Comedy Not Rated
Hello Everybody! Happy New Year! It's been a while, but here we are with Hamstermann Productions third movie, The Price of Freedom: Wrong Call. I like this movie alot. I guess like everybody else w... posted January 28, 2006
Voice Overs - The True Story Comedy
Finally, the movie to end all debate about the Voice Over vs. Subtitle debate... Well, kind of... Whatever your opinion, I hope you'll really enjoy this movie! posted December 5, 2005
The Reanimator Horror
My first film posted on The Movies Online - even though I've had the game for a couple of weeks. My first two efforts were thwarted - the first was incredibly ambitious (who knew you couldn't have nin... posted December 3, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by rolandhulme
Third Time Lucky by twistergt0 Comedy
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Nice story, excellent VOs, one of the finest films on TMO
reviewed June 17, 2006
Lauren in Love - Episode One by Roland31180 Romance
Very good stuff, Fellow Roland! reviewed June 17, 2006
The Rescue by corporalgeo Action
Deserved all five stars reviewed June 15, 2006
Security Camera by Buccura Action
Screw anybody who didn't give you five stars. That was ORIGINAL. It was a new idea and I liked it alot. Good work. Well done. reviewed June 15, 2006
Zombies XII by ValeriusMyotis Horror
Excellent!! reviewed June 14, 2006
ROCK HARD by ninette1 Comedy
Brilliant. A solid, original use of the movies format. reviewed June 10, 2006
Unredeemed by josephkw Horror
An excellent film, well scripted, brilliantly directed. reviewed June 9, 2006
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Dylen Horror
Anybody who didn't rate this five stars should be banned from TMO. Another first class Dulci offering. reviewed May 8, 2006
Single In The City by biggstrek Comedy
Brilliant stuff. Excellent VO and funny jokes. Good use of props, too. reviewed April 24, 2006
GWIAZDA 1 by 07270727 Action
Congratulations on repetitive use of scenes, Dude. But thanks. reviewed April 4, 2006
Zemoxamil by randomstudio Comedy
Highly amusing. reviewed April 4, 2006
Cleanliness Is Next To Death by dizzybop Horror
I really enjoyed that. It was super. Short, simple, well edited, great voice overs. Well done. reviewed April 4, 2006
Black Widow by Dulci Horror
Another brilliant contribution by Dulci. Perfect. reviewed April 4, 2006
Happily Ever After by Dulci Romance
Brilliant reviewed March 31, 2006
The Worste One Star Movie Ever by apasas Comedy
Screw the other guys. Five stars from me for all those times I've had to sit through other people's crap. I normally don't review them if I'd give them less than three stars incase they come and one-s... reviewed February 19, 2006
The Prophecy by Le_Six Romance
Come up with some VO's and I'd have given it five stars! reviewed February 18, 2006
Cannibal by Gigantic_Chicken Horror
Screw what anybody else wrote. I though it was a lot of fun. I liked it a lot! reviewed February 18, 2006
RED STAR - Enemy Within by tye92 Sci-Fi
Great VO and I loved the ruthless ending! reviewed February 18, 2006
JESUS VS EASTER The Cupcake Edition by MefuneAkira Comedy
Done it again. Awesome. One of the best movies on here. reviewed February 15, 2006
Grammaton Nemesis by F3Zero Sci-Fi
Excellent. Keep it up. reviewed February 11, 2006
Ode to a loved one by chagidiel Horror
Very, very well done. Brilliant. reviewed February 10, 2006
Celebrity Street Fighting! by themoviemaker234 Comedy
YOU [be polite!]ING ROCK. That was awesome. Really hit the button. Keep it up, Man! I want more! reviewed February 9, 2006
Iam The Beast - Guardian Angel by sarek13 Romance
Hmmm. I loved the song. reviewed February 4, 2006
Almost Haunted Lionshead Inn by Vozpit Horror
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Brilliant parody. Original. Great stuff.
reviewed February 4, 2006
INVASION-EARTH PT 1 by RALLTD Sci-Fi
No voice over, plot was confusing and the subtitles didn't go great - try just letting the character speak, instead of having name: before each line of dialogue. reviewed February 4, 2006
A Sith Lord In LA by Yngvelli Comedy
You guys ROCK. That was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Sehr gut! reviewed February 4, 2006
Oh Its On 2 Tora Saru Bakuhatsu Plus Plus by mixmasterfestus Action
This is simply amazing. Oh my God. And I'm DISGUSTED with the one star bandits who've attacked it because this is simply head and shoulders above everything else anybody has come up with on the game y... reviewed February 4, 2006
Captain Frank to the Rescue by Acquired_Taste Comedy
By logging in and givin gthis five stars, I'm removing all possibility that my film will get into the charts... But I can't help it because this film is too... damn.... good! reviewed January 31, 2006
Twisted Woods by ealingdj Horror
I don't know what ReverendG's problem was, I thought it was pretty good. Certainly better than a lot of films on here. reviewed January 30, 2006
Home Sweat Home by Anykeyz Horror
Very, very good. reviewed January 29, 2006
The 9th Sentinels - Lost Treasure by MrOsterman Sci-Fi
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Excellent. Well deserves five stars. Very nicely put together. We shall expect great things from you in the future!
reviewed January 29, 2006
The Mafiosos Pt 1 by monkmaster Action
I'd have given it another star if you'd have spent a bit more time with the props etc.. But a good effort. Try a voice over! Some Brooklyn style accents would be great! I'll look forward to your next offering. reviewed January 29, 2006
Operation Invasion by Fischii Sci-Fi
I won't give it two stars because of the VO, but it wasn't a great effort. reviewed January 29, 2006
Counter Terror Wrists by downphoenix Action
That was short, sweet and entertaining. reviewed January 29, 2006
Sylvia by davidwww Romance
Brilliant - and I almost never award films without VO's five stars. That was well edited, fast paced and had a great twist. Oh, and Sylvia had ENORMOUS breasts. reviewed January 29, 2006
Steamy Cheese by darthuv Romance
Wow. I'm sorry, but I'm not on board with all these rave reviews. There was no plot, hardly any editing... As an experiment, fine, but this certainly is a long way away from other four and five star f... reviewed January 29, 2006
The Incident Part 2 by yoyokid Action
Oookay. So the voices were so high pitched because you whacked the pitch up to create a female voice? Nice initiative! A bit confusing, though. I'd recommend coming up with a full script before hand a... reviewed January 29, 2006
Darkness by ChengYi Horror
I didn't 'get it' at all, but technically a well put together movie. reviewed January 29, 2006
Gestank der Angst by BloodMoonValec Horror
Man, that was good and VERY atmospheric, but BOY was it long. I got a numb bum sitting through it! You'll get more reviews if you make 'em shorter in the future. reviewed January 29, 2006
Introducing Wolfpack by Pakl Sci-Fi
Nice intro. Look forward to seeing more! reviewed January 29, 2006
Hot Shot Stories by Vally Action
Wow, this was a REALLY tough one to rate. To be honest, I thought it was too long, the plot was too confusing and I always prefer VO to subtitles - but the fact is it was written in a different langua... reviewed January 29, 2006
Robot Empire Redux Vol 1 by davebaker Sci-Fi
Hmmm. showed promise but I really recommend a bit more of a plot. Look forward to seeing the next one. reviewed January 29, 2006
Shack Stories Kiss of Life - 1VO by MattBOM Horror
I was only going to give it three stars, but the VO and the lesbian witches racked it up there. a great first effort. Look forward to seeing more movies from you soon. reviewed January 29, 2006
How To Be Cool in 3 Easy Steps by Tsunamidog Comedy
Nice! I liked the VO, too. reviewed January 29, 2006
Love At First Write by pearsonhouse Romance
That was cute. I liked it a lot. reviewed January 29, 2006
The Cursed Earth by Cleric2k5 Sci-Fi
Very, very good. Like one of your other reviewers wrote, at first i was thinking: "Oh God, what's this chump going to do?" but you did an absolutely brilliant job with the tools available. I liked the... reviewed January 29, 2006
Deathtrap by Tamptak Horror
Excellent. Really compelling, good voice overs and I liked the twist. This is one of the best movies on The Movies Online. reviewed January 28, 2006
Brian Joness Dairy by stephenedler Comedy
You're bonkers, Mate! reviewed January 28, 2006
Brokeback Warewolf by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
I enjoyed that a lot. reviewed January 28, 2006
High Noon Habibs by boggeyb Comedy
I enjoyed that immensely. The VO was spot on, it was a funny concept, well put together and I think you guys should carry on with the Habib saga! reviewed January 24, 2006
Rot (Red) by Stevo78 Romance
Good job. reviewed December 26, 2005
The Movies Christmas Carol by glynner Comedy
Absolutely fantastic. reviewed December 18, 2005
Compelled by EgoAnt Horror
Great effort! Good plot. Well deserved five stars. reviewed December 15, 2005
Church of Blood by sorrow13 Horror
Inspired. reviewed December 12, 2005
Ronaldos Secret by harag9 Action
I enjoyed that. reviewed December 12, 2005
Revenge of the Smurf by privateer Comedy
That was hysterical! reviewed December 12, 2005
Under the Boot Chapter One Trailer by kuroken Action
Excellent reviewed December 12, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
I share your pain!!! reviewed December 12, 2005
Triple Switch by cipheruzmad Romance
Very good! reviewed December 12, 2005
Maniac Cop by JamieFox Horror
That was totally unoriginal and the black character's words were just cliche'd, offensive, borderline rascist. But the movie was well edited and done. reviewed December 11, 2005
A Go-Go Zombie Gives Fashion Advice by thejuicery Comedy
That was funny. reviewed December 11, 2005
What if Santa Claus Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
I thought it was sharp and topical. I couldn't give it five stars because it wasn't up to the production standards of some of the others, like Subway 2 and Carpe Diem, but it deserved every one of it'... reviewed December 11, 2005
Blind Date by thejesus Horror
Very good. Solid plot and excellent VO. reviewed December 10, 2005
John Rage by JamieFox Action
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Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Jamiefox. That was good. Could have done with Voice Overs and not being a total 'adaptation' of Max Payne, but it shows you've got a lot of what it takes. Good stuff.
reviewed December 9, 2005
Subway 2 by Sleeves Romance
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That was incredible. You could seriously have turned that into a real five minute movie filmed on the New York subway and people would have loved you for it. By far and away the best movie on The Movi...
reviewed December 6, 2005
You Robot - The Unforseen Conspiracy by James_dude Sci-Fi
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I thought that was hilarious. I just watched I Robot last night and watching that spoof really hit my button.
reviewed December 6, 2005
Star Truck by Tykell Sci-Fi
Liked it a lot! reviewed December 6, 2005
In the Basement by NicotineHell Horror
I actually really enjoyed that. I wasn't sure it was worth four stars, but I figured you made it 'in game' and it's a lot better than other movies on this site. reviewed December 6, 2005
Carpe Diem by Strondor Horror
Yeah, that was BRILLIANT. reviewed December 6, 2005
What If Casey Sheehan Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
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I think that took a lot of guts to post, so props to you, my friend!
reviewed December 6, 2005
You Kick My Dog by jammydodger Comedy
I think this is pretty clever. Somebody synced a prank phone call to a movie movie. It's pretty clever. But retarded. How something can be retarded clever I don't know, but.... reviewed December 5, 2005
WHY ME A DRUNK by sjefsjef Horror
That was pretty good. reviewed December 5, 2005
The Substitute Wives Theory by hero164 Comedy
Now, I'm being a bit retarded here. I might well knock my own film off the charts by voting for yours. But it was great! I loved it! reviewed December 5, 2005
Pimp My Ride by dazbizkit Comedy
That was hilarious! reviewed December 4, 2005
Bonnie and Clyde by samurai_yakuza Action
Pretty good. reviewed December 4, 2005
Zombie Apocolypse by ILikeItWenDaBloodComesOut Horror
I really enjoyed that. reviewed December 4, 2005
Saddle Up Sally by taswell Action
That is just awful. No plot, no action, no nothing. reviewed December 4, 2005
Gorilla in the Mist 2 by LuciusVorenus Comedy
Great reviewed December 4, 2005
The End of the Line by monsterfurby Action
Enjoyed it. What a sad ending, though! Poor sod! reviewed December 4, 2005
Fist of Honor by monsterfurby Action
That was fun! reviewed December 4, 2005
WHO GOES THERE by Scottus Action
Nice twist. I liked it. Short and sweet and to the point. reviewed December 4, 2005
Ashley Porter and the Deaths Head Legion by suedenim Action
Great. reviewed December 3, 2005
Letting Go by sparrowtm Romance
awesome reviewed December 3, 2005
The Wanderer by monsterfurby Action
Good movie. reviewed December 3, 2005
Horsepower! by Forcemaster2000 Action
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Nice VO
reviewed December 2, 2005
Oblivion by Parjay Horror
That was great. Really raised the bar for The Movies Online. reviewed December 2, 2005
Showdown in Carson City by Moonflyer Action
Yeah, it was fair enough. reviewed December 2, 2005
Star Truck II Wrath of Hans by Tykell Sci-Fi
This one is a lot better than the first one. reviewed November 30, 2005
1am by dquinn2271 Romance
That was fun. reviewed November 30, 2005
The Battle of Paris Remastered by jimlau Action
Pretty good. reviewed November 28, 2005
My Lesbian Lover is a flesh eating zombie by satansmunchkin Horror
Rabies. One B. But great movie! reviewed November 28, 2005
One Star Bandit by Sevenhertz Comedy
That's [naughty word!]ing hilarious! And brilliantly edited AND with top notch VO AND with decent British accents for the Lionhead dudes. THIS is now officially my favourite movie on the boards. reviewed November 28, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
This is fantastic! Everything The Movies is meant to be about. A masterpiece. The best movie so far submitted to this board. Five stars and you deserve every one of them! reviewed November 28, 2005
Within the hood II Deadly Terror by krischle Horror
Pretty good. reviewed November 27, 2005
Gamers Revenge (FUNNY Stuff Here) by justin_in_bangor Comedy
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Lots of fun!
reviewed November 26, 2005
Attack on Babylon by RayvenQ Sci-Fi
I liked it. reviewed November 25, 2005
Gologtha Lives! by justin_in_bangor Horror
Thanks Dude! reviewed November 25, 2005
The French Democracy by koulamata Action
Brilliant. reviewed November 25, 2005
Basanama Premium Liquor by karenstorm Comedy
The green mouth is because the stuff she was drinking was green. That was cute - I liked it. reviewed November 25, 2005
Roméo et Juliette by vanfly Romance
What the hell was going on with the rabbit? I liked it, kind of fun. reviewed November 24, 2005
Shot Through The Heart by Wigan_Lad Romance
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Great plot. lots of fun.
reviewed November 22, 2005
2450 AD Episode 1 by d-myze Sci-Fi
I thought it was quite fun. reviewed November 22, 2005
roadranger the ultimate drive by gamedude15 Comedy
Uh, thanks. Check your Control Panel to boost the amplification on your mike. reviewed November 22, 2005
Beam Of The Laser by IL_DEVO Comedy
WTF? reviewed November 22, 2005
Gorillas That Ive Mist by corinthian Comedy
"I'll get my probe." Genius. reviewed November 21, 2005
My Trip Through The Movies - LV by richke Comedy
Perfect. Best movie posted so far. reviewed November 20, 2005
The New Spy by kursmith Action
Fun and nicely edited. Great "James Bond" spoof. Not having any dialogue actually worked in it's favour. reviewed November 19, 2005
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
Patriot04 should put down the crack pipe. That was awesome. reviewed November 19, 2005
In love with the night by Sparrows-Wench Horror
Hey, I think it was fine - but scene wise, it could as well have been have been a script the computer came up with. reviewed November 19, 2005
Survive a Learner Driver by thowldave Comedy
That was bloody funny. Great editing, too. reviewed November 19, 2005
Bird Flu by RockOutStudios Comedy
Loved it - laughed out loud. Scots accents were good, too. Kind of shows off the limitations of The Movies with the sets. What would three scots geezers be doing living in a nice suburban American hou... reviewed November 19, 2005
Beer! by topdeck1 Comedy
Oh my God, that's fantastic. As somebody else wrote, it's the first "movies" film to make me laugh out loud. "Beer was invented by Jesus." Love it. reviewed November 19, 2005
Its banned for a reason by TomServo3k Comedy
Awesome! That made me laugh like a drain! reviewed November 19, 2005
Lost in the Suburbs by dillbro Action
Not much plot! But good VO work. reviewed November 19, 2005
Meet The School by moneyshotmovies Romance
That was a work of genius! Now I'm getting to know the game a bit more, I realise the work that took! reviewed November 19, 2005
Introducing Tiffany by moneyshotmovies Romance
That was fun! reviewed November 19, 2005
Father Gabriel: The Dead Walk by TheBeowulf Action
Outstanding. reviewed November 19, 2005
Acculé by popokill Action
Loved it. Fast paced and funny - especially the ending. And very typically French, too! Encore, si vous plait! reviewed November 18, 2005