PhantomRaulStudios
Number of Movies: 19
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.02

Number of Movies Reviewed: 313
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 50
Average Rating Given: 4.43
 
Movies Released by PhantomRaulStudios
Guitar Drive (The Convention) Romance
Music Video for my song "Guitar Drive." It tells the story of young man's search for love, (or lust?) at a local Sci-Fi convention. The object of his affection has an abusive boyfriend. What wil... posted February 7, 2006
Paranoid Android - Remixed and Reloaded Sci-Fi
Short music video featuring my remix of "Faith of the Heart." Ok so you want a plot for a music video... Here goes..... It's a MUSIC VIDEO. posted January 29, 2006
Death of Rigmar Remixed Action
This is a re-release of The Death of Rigmar... featuring what I consider to be one of my better early musical compositions. It's a "Mash-up" of 3 songs: The Legend of Zelda Theme The X Files Theme A... posted January 28, 2006
Canon - Sorrow Romance
A music video featuring one of my original compositions and my version of Canon. If your wondering why the title comes up as "Beborn Beton - Another World", it is because I made this video for THAT so... posted January 26, 2006
The Raven (Locust One) Action
Details: Title: The Raven (Locust One) Starring: Daniel Tidwell returning as Draven Ashe. James Hair as Staff Sargeant Crawford. Synopsis: Draven begins his hunt for the people that killed him, Sarah ... posted January 21, 2006
The Movie that is better when the sound is Comedy
Turn the sound and monitor off for exactly 2 minutes and thirty seconds while viewing this movie. Think about doing something useful to society, I don't know, like fractal calculus or something... It ... posted January 19, 2006
Marsh Mindy and the Hindu Guy Comedy
Sheer Ridiculousness! posted January 3, 2006
Do It Yourself With Jorge Sanchez! Comedy
Rated NC-17 Banned in 32 countries for being completely tasteless. It's the Jorge Sanchez show! In this episode, he visits he visits his cousin Pedro in jail. Do nat watch this utter and complete pie... posted January 2, 2006
Napolean Dynamite 2 Unleashed Comedy
If you thought the first one was retarded.... Well this one is even worse. posted January 1, 2006
Mindless Wanderings Comedy
Don't watch this movie. It's the worse film ever made. Trust me, you don't want to watch this movie. It will make your eyes bleed. Rated NC-17. posted January 1, 2006
The Raven (Desert Phoenix) Romance
It is two weeks before they return home. PFC Draven Ashe and PV2 Sarah Erickson are already making plans to spend the rest of their life together upon their return. Moments after he proposes, disaster... posted December 28, 2005
May The Best Hand Win Romance
A gambler and the unwedded mother of his child must face down "The Shark" in a high stakes game of poker, the future of his entire family depending on the outcome. A Further Note: This is not an Acti... posted December 24, 2005
Paranoid Android Sci-Fi
To Ghost: But I can't act! :) posted December 22, 2005
Death of Rigmar Action
No Description posted December 22, 2005
Rigmar Vs Agammemnon Action
No Description posted December 22, 2005
Rigmar Vs The Marsh Creature Action
No Description posted December 21, 2005
Rigmar Vs The Undead Horde Action
No Description posted December 21, 2005
Rigmar The Destroyer Action
No Description posted December 21, 2005
Battlefield Mars 2021 Sci-Fi
Campy Science Fiction Flick. Subtitled, over the top dialouge. posted December 21, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by PhantomRaulStudios
Unredeemed by josephkw Horror
Ohhhhh I enjoyed this one start to finish. I don't even want to know how much work went into the visual aspects of this one. Astounding. reviewed April 24, 2006
Bully by toriel Action
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Just wanted to drop by and thank you for such LARGE credits at the end of the movie. I like the way you used the two songs as more or less "theme" songs for the particular characters.
reviewed April 22, 2006
To Tell A Story by starworks Horror
Very effective editing, storytelling and a big congrats to the VO cast. This was a simple piece made excellent through sheer power of execution. I am proud to be part of this project through the use o... reviewed April 5, 2006
DIAL for Your LIFE! by josephkw Comedy
I think I peed a litlle. Do you dial for your life could stop that from happening in the future?! Thank you for including my music in this project. It was awesome. reviewed March 26, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - 10 Sec Premonitions by sprague1980 Comedy
Not as good as the first one, but only slightly so. 86.5/100 reviewed March 6, 2006
Innocence sacrificed by chocolatemouse Romance
I'm back and wow!!! Just know that if I were to score it for my chart it would be well over 100 points. As it is, I will be including it as a sponsor for the next edition. reviewed March 6, 2006
Oh Its On Nimotsu Saru Kaimetsu by mixmasterfestus Comedy
I liked it... a very good thank you piece. reviewed March 6, 2006
Blackbird by silver_fox_studios Action
Bravo! Bravo! Perfecto! 107/100 reviewed March 6, 2006
The Lost Child by johnokinawa Sci-Fi
Blockbuster my friend. This is defintely your best work. Glad to have had a small hand in it. This is definitely the best usage of my music and it has won the sponsor position of the next edition of t... reviewed March 6, 2006
Youve Got Spam! by kuroken Comedy
Brilliant fake news report.... For some reason I thought Spock was the narrator though... reviewed March 6, 2006
Last heart beats 2nd ed by chocolatemouse Horror
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When you interest an audio enthuist like myself in a silent film without subtitles, you have accomplished something. The sleek, stylish nature of he shots and cuts chosen draws you further into the fi...
reviewed February 8, 2006
Brokeback Warewolf 2 trailer by 6-headedmonster Comedy
Ok... I don't rate higher than four stars on a trailer... but WOW! When this comes out it's going to be a TMO classic. reviewed February 8, 2006
The Pie Man Cometh by speilucasberg Comedy
The high point of this piece is the initial shock of the dead cow song. Other than that... honestly I didn't laugh once. I laugh pretty easy. I'm not a tough crowd. I spent most of my time amazed at h... reviewed February 8, 2006
The Adventures of Jesus 1 by Insomniac77 Action
Very well put together film that shows a lot of effort. The subtitles are well written, and the dialougue is intriguing enough and paced nicely. Definitely a five star film, without question. The leng... reviewed February 8, 2006
On A Thursday by thedevilsreject Action
Not that many sick and twisted movies on the J.S. 100. And that's because many of them aren't executed very well. This one however, was. 86.5/100 reviewed February 8, 2006
Hairy Palms by ninette1 Comedy
Short and hillarious with some very creative cuts. Definitely a five star comedy. Consulting the chart for your score, and finding a very good 87/100 as your result. Welcome to the J.S. Top 100. reviewed February 7, 2006
Iron City Chronicles 1 by shamsael Horror
Beautiful film. Artfully done, and well written. It will make a grand addition to the J.S. Top 100. Your score: 88.5/100 reviewed February 7, 2006
Dimensional Angel EP1 by nisswa789 Action
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Make sure you get music credit up, okay? Now on to the review. Since, I can't give you a J.S. top 100 score because of my involvement in the soundtrack. I will give you the most detailed and construc...
reviewed February 7, 2006
Dreamtown by Rik_Vargard Action
An excellent film. Not as in depth as K7, but very powerful stuff. You actually made me care about your main character's ordeal in less than seven minutes, and that's a pretty amazing accomplishment i... reviewed February 6, 2006
A Fairy Tale by Arawna11 Comedy
A absolutely wonderful breath of freash air. And while the story itself is not that compelling, the execution is so brilliantly executed it draws you into it's majesty. I really felt like I was in a d... reviewed February 6, 2006
Channel Surfing by monkmaster Comedy
No Review reviewed February 5, 2006
PIMP MY RIDE by johnny_barger Comedy
No Review reviewed February 5, 2006
My Nightmare (Final Edition) by Diesel3009 Horror
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An absolutely excellent film. It's stylish, intense, and completely throws you off at the end. You actually had me screaming at the computer at one point. Very unpredictable and just.... wow. 103.5/10...
reviewed February 5, 2006
The Room by chagidiel Horror
A great film, with Vo that was spot on, even if it was a little loud at times. That's okay.. it's what I have a volume control for. Now let me consult the chart for your score. 89/100 reviewed February 5, 2006
The Hidden Stories by Dulci Comedy
Probably your best work, even without VO. I enjoyed this one immensely. 90/100 reviewed February 5, 2006
Captain Frank to the Rescue by Acquired_Taste Comedy
Retarded, stupid, inane, mentally irregular... and I loved every second. 90/100 reviewed February 5, 2006
Miami Christ The Night Shift by Sphinx86 Comedy
Friggin hilarious... why didn't you PM me to tell me this one was out. I would have been all over it. Anyway your score is a great one: 91/100 reviewed February 5, 2006
Faiths Journey Begins by Dulci Romance
This was a very good opening to the story. You've presented the basic goal and introduced us to a few key characters. I didn't like it as much as the Lounge Singer, but it is still very well put toget... reviewed February 4, 2006
Shadow of the Light - Part 1 by sherwinliu Romance
If only Humphrey Bogart had done the VO... oh well, guess you couldn't affort to reanimate him. That's okay I had his voice in my head the whole time. A very solid beginning to what should be a very ... reviewed February 4, 2006
Numbers by thekenny17 Action
A short, but powerful piece that deserves every star. 95.5/100 reviewed February 3, 2006
Aegis of Therion 2 - Total Annihilation by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
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You know it's a good thing I don't have to rely on this petty star system to convey how well this was put together. It's much better than the first. In every aspect. I've seen all the great TMO films....
reviewed February 3, 2006
Test of Heroes by hisstorymn Action
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YEAH... this was a good movie! Maybe it's because I'm drunk and was too busy grooving on the music to read it half the time. But let me tell you one thing... I definitely enjoy this one. No problem gi...
reviewed February 2, 2006
Dell Customer Service by BENDICK44 Comedy
A funny and accurate account of calling a customer service line... of any customer service line. 79/100 reviewed February 2, 2006
Movie Idol! by Chris96 Comedy
A decent attempt at spoofing the show. 67/100 reviewed February 2, 2006
Montecelli Avenue Part 1 by hunta22 Action
The intro and outro really killed this movie for me. So much so that I didn't really care about what happened in the middle. It was basically a three minute book on tape. 68/100 reviewed February 2, 2006
Guardians of Evil by BobbyWadd1 Sci-Fi
This could have been so much better with VO. I don't mind reading a four or five minute movie... but 10 minutes?! Plus the subtitles go by so fast at times, I can't really watch the movie. So, in esse... reviewed February 2, 2006
A Man Called Death by Dysfunktion Horror
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Sweet movie... more people need to see this, and now that your on the Jorge Sanchez Top 100... more people will. 91/100
reviewed February 2, 2006
Real Paranoia by MelonTheCreeker Horror
This one was good. Not mind blowingly so, but definitely good enough for five stars... 86/100 reviewed February 2, 2006
The Legacy of Man by drucifer67 Action
Ack... my first review got deleted.... Ok, I'm lazy and don't feel like typing all that again... so I'll cut to the score. Solid Five star film, 87.5/100 reviewed February 1, 2006
Awakening - Chapter Two by kuroken Sci-Fi
A movie that will probably be in the top 100 for some time. A lot of work went into every facet of this film. And while it may not be as visually impressive as Aegis, Troopers, or K7, it makes up for... reviewed February 1, 2006
Hitlers Secret Weapon by Penguin58 Horror
I hate to be the first to give you four stars, it always pains me to have to do it. However, I must retain objectivity in order to keep my top 100 chart credible. This is a VERY good idea for a film... reviewed January 31, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - Jedi Mind Trick by sprague1980 Comedy
A good example of a comedy that using situational humor to get its desired effect, without resorting to randomness or retardation. 88/100 reviewed January 30, 2006
The Prisoners by Osiris1975 Action
You made me enjoy a subtitled movie... over ten minutes long. That doesn't happen often. 94/100 reviewed January 30, 2006
Deadly Union! by Apocryphon Horror
I appreciate the effort put into this one, but honestly it felt like a bad propaganda film that did not know that it was a bad propaganda film. One of the lower scored four stars 73/100 Your style ... reviewed January 29, 2006
Desperate Movie-Maker 1 by xboxmike Romance
Some light chuckles here, but not one the best I've had the priledge to view, with all honesty. One of the lower rated four stars... but four stars nonetheless. 70/100 reviewed January 29, 2006
Serenity in a Rose by TheWolfska Romance
Short and sweet, just the way my little dial up life likes it. You make good use of all three minutes and don't waste my time. Making the five star cut by a hair with a score of 86/100 reviewed January 29, 2006
Deception by johnokinawa Romance
A very good movie.... but..... It's "Closer" in 9 minutes and 31 seconds. I counted five lines that were direct quotes from the movie. So... Though... if this were completely original I would hav... reviewed January 29, 2006
Helix 7 Trace of Life (Part 1) by Diesel3009 Sci-Fi
You were right, a good movie, even if it was bit long. Extra props for your use of props. 91/100 reviewed January 29, 2006
Nothing More Than Murder by Nutte Action
A good movie that my chart wouldn't be complete without. Your score, sir. 89/100 Thanks for playing. reviewed January 29, 2006
Project Sadako Session I by Buccura Horror
An excellent film, that although has some VO problems.... that one guy talks WAY too fast, is astounding in every other way. Five stars way up! 93/100 reviewed January 29, 2006
Passive Retarded by DaPhil Comedy
No more subtitled eighteen minute movies.... GOD. This isn't a library. When the Vos were used they were hard to understand. This could have been edited much better, however it is funny in jus as ma... reviewed January 29, 2006
The Complete Adventures Of Mr DeathMetal by TommusRhodus Comedy
Very funny... a few small editing blips keep this from five stars... but you set out to entertain me, and you succeeded. (84/100) reviewed January 29, 2006
Tree Farm by plopphizz Horror
Best Christmas movie EVER!!!! You rock.... maaaaan. 91/100 reviewed January 29, 2006
Oddworld Operation Oddtown Part 1 by fateddie Action
I'm going to be honest with you... this movie was mildly entertaining. It has it's moments... however there are lots of little problems that set this apart from the ruly great TMO movies. The music ... reviewed January 29, 2006
Yellow Sun Rising by nikle-dimus Action
This movie draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggs oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon, FOREVERRRRRRRRR. But, it is very well written. If you ever... reviewed January 29, 2006
Colossus III Kyojin Akai 3 by Bluhm Sci-Fi
Yep... it'll be in next version of the chart for sure. 96.5/100 Very funny! reviewed January 29, 2006
Deathtrap by Tamptak Horror
Very good horror movie that absolutely must be on my chart in its next edition. Very creepy.... 97.5/100 reviewed January 29, 2006
Dont You Just Hate by FreddaH Comedy
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Definitely a five star film, even if it does fall in the high 80s on the points scale. Mr. Tweety voice goes way too fast. Maybe if I drink more coffee I would understand him better. As such, it is fu...
reviewed January 29, 2006
Oh Its On 2 Tora Saru Bakuhatsu Plus Plus by mixmasterfestus Action
Wow! I hate Dragon Ball Z. But this... this was astounding. I just about got out of my chair half way through, as I was getting to pumped to sit. Congratualations... you will be next weeks new #1 104/100 reviewed January 28, 2006
We closed our eyes by chocolatemouse Sci-Fi
A powerful piece of work. I love the transitions between the archived speach and Requiem. 87/100 reviewed January 28, 2006
High Noon Habibs by boggeyb Comedy
A very solid comedy that doesn't rely on randomness to produce it's humor. It actually has a very good story and is VOed to near perfection. Five stars. 94.5/100 reviewed January 28, 2006
The Revelation of a Beast by IchthusADMR Horror
I'd like to thank snowdog for recommending this movie to me. It is definitely deserving of the Jorge Sanchez Top 100. Five stars hands down. 101.5/100 reviewed January 28, 2006
Subway 4 by Sleeves Romance
I forgot that I was watching a TMO movie while viewing this episode. There isn't a story like this anywhere on TV or movies. The executuion is brilliant. The dialouge and well-crafted monologues are w... reviewed January 28, 2006
Gossamer Run by erinnicole93 Romance
An absolutely beautiful music video. This is how it's done, baby. Run Run Run.... Run to watch mooooovie! Run Run Run... It is very grooooovy... Ok... sorry for the parody, not much rhymes with movie.... reviewed January 27, 2006
The Lounge Singer by Dulci Romance
This one is good. Not perfect. Not mind blowingly astounding. But very well done. The song is haunting and adds the proper mood to the film. The story is told very efficiently, making use of nearly ev... reviewed January 27, 2006
The Trials of Explosivo! Episode II VO by madmatt7g Action
The VO makes this movie great. All the voices are distinct from one another, and really sound like they would be coming out of the characters represented. It is very fast paced... perhaps too much so ... reviewed January 27, 2006
The Time Wars 3 by Legendary_Studios Action
An interesting story plagued by some rather uninspiring dialouge. There are a lot of interesting thing about this movie though. It is well shot, edited, and the music helps the movie along nicely. Fi... reviewed January 27, 2006
Eternity by DirectorAdam90 Action
One of the best subtitled movies I've had the privledge of seeing. The editing is tight, and the scene choices are astounding. The only thing holding the rating down on this one, is this particular p... reviewed January 27, 2006
Strange IDEAS by satansmunchkin Comedy
Really "dreamlike" film... Sorry, I just really don't even know how to start to rate this one. Let's the consult the chart...there it is... 87.25/100 reviewed January 27, 2006
Eternity Saga Cybernetic Rebellion by Director777 Sci-Fi
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Very well delivered sci-fi with a mysterious and intriguing plot. Asks a lot of questions and forces you to be mentally involved. That is rare. Most of time, these types of films are just showcases fo...
reviewed January 27, 2006
Box Cult by WhiteFire_Studios Sci-Fi
A really good sci-fi flick with just a few things that bugged me. Especially the fade in fade out thing in the beginning. The film makes up for that later on. Definitely five stars, but not quite wort... reviewed January 26, 2006
MMMMonkey MMMMartians by kevinduh Comedy
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Absolutely insane. If I ever had this dream, I think I would have insomnia for a week. Walks the line between retarded and funny on more than a few occasions. Sometimes it trips and falls. Still, a de...
reviewed January 26, 2006
The Giant Bunny-Directors Cut by Llamaman117 Action
One of the better four star movies. Severe editing keep this from being a five star. No, I don't mean visually. It was the audio. Music drowned out VOs that were severly forced to be able to get them ... reviewed January 26, 2006
Confessions of a Zombie by PRINCEINEXILE Comedy
Confessions of a Zombie (88.5) An excellent movie that uses Zombies to potray the plight of those who have been discriminated against. Editing problems keep this from the top of the chart... but it i... reviewed January 26, 2006
The Last Dragon (Reprisal) by capemedia Action
The Last Dragon - (86.75) Decent action flick with thought out plot, even if that plot is a bit standard. Vo would have been a big plus, but the subtitles are good and stay on the screen long enough t... reviewed January 26, 2006
Dog XXXX by Dylen Comedy
Amusing and well shot. A very high four stars. 84/100 reviewed January 26, 2006
Penultimate FDS by SOULSWORD Comedy
I think one of your stars fell down the stairs. No really, I enjoyed this a lot. But it's kind of hard for me to be excited about a movie that consists of nothing but things falling down stairs. Thoug... reviewed January 26, 2006
Lets Dance by FreddaH Comedy
Funny. I like the way it pokes fun at the engine, and doesn't take itself too seriously. Ok... it does take itself seriously at all. Extra credit for the monkey, losing credit for the shirtless 70s guy. 83/100 reviewed January 26, 2006
MMMMystery Mans Lament by FreddaH Comedy
Retarded..... and FUNNY. Just the way I like it. This one cracks the five star barrier with a rating of 86.5/100 reviewed January 26, 2006
Static by Tarison Horror
Ummmm Uhhh Umm Uhh I don't uh ub ummm... Can you... ummm ugh ub, ehhhh, WHAT?! I don't get it. It was cool... but I just don't get it. Stop trying to make me think... it's not going to work! 83/100 reviewed January 25, 2006
Vox by tigereyes Sci-Fi
I was expecting so much more out of this one. My expectations should have been lower. I might have enjoyed it more. Don't get me wrong it's good enough for five stars... but not good enough to crack t... reviewed January 25, 2006
Dont Laugh at Me by rjb2112 Romance
I'm sick... I know it.... but I found this humorous for some reason. I guess is was all the "bloodys" Not a top notch flick, and not your best music. I've seen what a Rush, so I know what you're capab... reviewed January 25, 2006
The City of Hellwall by Nutte Horror
Makes the five star cut by a hair. There were some scenes that got on my nerves... the climbing of the wall for example, bu there were others... like the dodging of the bullets that made up for it. An... reviewed January 25, 2006
Bone Saw by ninette1 Horror
A decent opening of the series. It's cute and amusing at times. Disturbing when it's not busy doinfg that. A four star movie, but one of the lower ranked ones. 75/100 reviewed January 25, 2006
The Priest and the Virgin by ninette1 Horror
A short film that uses twists that are delivered to quickly to be that shocking. Not bad, but not great either. 69/100 reviewed January 25, 2006
k7 by Rik_Vargard Sci-Fi
I don't see how anyone could have rated this lower than five stars. Not only is it the best subtitled film I have seen, it is on par with "A is for Alice" as far as the sheer power behind its delivery... reviewed January 25, 2006
The Studio - Online by Tarison Comedy
An enertaining and funny "inside" movie. No big belly laughs here, but plenty of reserved chuckles. 87/100 reviewed January 25, 2006
Survival Game by Dylen Horror
I can't properly reveiw this movie without giving up too much. I will just say that it is worthy of any and all praise. A very tight flick with great VOs and an excellent plot/twist. 95/100 reviewed January 25, 2006
Repo Rescuers by supercozz Comedy
Freaking hillarious. This shows what a well written comedy can achieve. You don't mods or skins or super special effects to tell a good story. I'll admit it adds to the WOW factor, but it is not necce... reviewed January 24, 2006
Lust2 by satansmunchkin Romance
The VOs were hard to understand sometimes. However, this was such a good film that it actually made me mad that I was missing what I felt was important dialouge. Consider that a compliment, as most of... reviewed January 24, 2006
Special Weapons And Tactics by Deadman200 Comedy
Not great, but not terrible. Perfect example of a typical middle of the road TMO film. 65/100 reviewed January 24, 2006
Brokeback Warewolf by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
Very funny and original. I love the throw in of "Don't you forget to wipe" in the elevator. 90/100 reviewed January 24, 2006
When Chavs attack by fifapro7 Comedy
No sound, subtitle, Vo, story, or anything! I've watched movies randomly generated by the computer that were more enjoyable. 35/100 reviewed January 24, 2006
Gutshot by dakrazymonkey Action
This has a good twist at the end, but the writing isn't that great. There isn't any "flash" here, or any real cool moments that made me say... WOW. So the writing and story is all I really have to go ... reviewed January 24, 2006
TROOPERS - an Imperial Story by ranger21 Sci-Fi
Somebody call Mr. Lucus.... George going to peeved like a horny baboon... those dudes are mean. Graphically... more than impressive. Story.... not so good. There is a saying that goes something like "... reviewed January 23, 2006
Halloween Call by JKjunior Horror
I like the fact was a joke.... but I did figure it was going to be before it actually happened. Just call it intuition. 87.5/100 reviewed January 23, 2006
Spirits by crazeyal Romance
Good story with some editing problems that brought down the overall quality of the movie. Just barely misses the 5 star threshold with a 84.5/100 reviewed January 23, 2006
The Happening by cordsmith Action
A good concept. Delivered in an above average manner. There is nothing really striking about the film, and I must confess that I figured out where the movie was heading in the first minute or so. Stil... reviewed January 23, 2006
Sympathy for the Devil by Gutts Action
I do indeed feel sympathy for the devil. A perfect blend of action/romance/mystery. Let's see...not as good as Carpe Diem, but better than the truce of 1914. 89/100 reviewed January 23, 2006
Shadow Realm Part I - END EX2 by ig-88productions Action
I'm sorry to say that I actually fell asleep while watching this one. I was tired, though. I watched it again the second time and found it enjoyable, but very slow, despite having a lot of action... d... reviewed January 23, 2006
Flower will die (my version) by chocolatemouse Romance
I've definitely become more picky since I started reviewing the films on the top 75 chart. Two weeks a go this would have been a five star hands down, just for the snow on the graveyard. The story is ... reviewed January 23, 2006
Daily Grind of a Ninja Lost in Time by ProducerDrew Action
Just barely missing the five star cut with this one. I never thought a movie about a ninja could be so monotonous.... but I guess that was the point. If you had cut maybe a minute from this film, it w... reviewed January 23, 2006
Subway - The Reality Show by Sleeves Sci-Fi
This series has come a long way from these humble beginnings. Still a good movie, but nowhere near as good as the last two. 87/100 reviewed January 23, 2006
Subway 2 by Sleeves Romance
Okay, jealousy kept me from watching these at first. I know that now. This is a great movie from start to finish. It's not as good as your third installment, but that's what I get for watching them ou... reviewed January 23, 2006
A Heros Welcome v3 by groove-monkey Romance
I can't say all the things I want to say about this movie in fear that I may unravel some of the shock delivered by the "Revelation" This movie is very well written and VOed. I will say that. The stor... reviewed January 23, 2006
Change of Fortune by Valtharius Sci-Fi
That was fricking awesome!!!! The VO fades out a little toward the end but that did not detract much from an excellent movie. I definitely did not see the end comming... I was thinking telepaths or so... reviewed January 23, 2006
What if Allison Fell by Indieking Romance
Very weird and good in that way. The subtitles went way too fast considering the strangeness of the story matter. I'd say 81/100 on the "A is for Alice" scale. reviewed January 23, 2006
Carpe Diem by Strondor Horror
Very "Outer Limits" or "Twilight Zone." I like the "Twilight Zone." Definitely one of the ten best I've seen. I'll give you 91/100 on the "A is for Alice" Scale. reviewed January 23, 2006
Nine Lives by Aquamantor Action
This was cool, but it had some severe editing problems that made the plot more confusing than it should have been. I'll give it 84/100 on the "A is for Alice" scale which means you missed five stars b... reviewed January 23, 2006
Subway 3 by Sleeves Romance
Dude.... Ummm... I'm without the ability to respond. 98/100 on the "A is for Alice" scale. I spent most of my time lost as to what was going on, and enjoying every second of trying to figure it out. C... reviewed January 22, 2006
Am Ende der Distanz by Meowan Romance
Well above average movie with an excellent soundtrack. Definitely one of the twenty best films on the site. I'd say 92/100. Still well above the 85 needed for 5 star status. reviewed January 22, 2006
Aegis of Therion - Episode I by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
I really enjoyed this movie. I was actually TRYING to find a flaw with this movie, considering it took half an hour to download on dial-up. I falied in that quest. Worth all the hype it gets. 96/100 ... reviewed January 22, 2006
Lense by FreddaH Horror
OMFG! Ok... this movie lives up to the hype in every way. I wouldn't change a thing. I even like the ambiguity left by the ending. I don't know if it is the best movie on the site, but it is definitel... reviewed January 22, 2006
The Submissive Woman by johnokinawa Romance
Jorge: Good Movie. The Marsh Creature: Indeed.......... Engh! reviewed January 21, 2006
Duckman 2 by captainova Comedy
Jorge: VO would have made this a five star. The Marsh Creature: VO is good. Engh! reviewed January 21, 2006
The Deadline by Quill-Master Comedy
Jorge: I like the idea of beating up your boss to get an extension. The Marsh Creature: They'd all get fired though. Engh! reviewed January 21, 2006
The Latin Lover Episode 3c by sprague1980 Romance
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Jorge: Good movie... but it quit just when it was getting good! The Marsh Creature: Have to wait for episode four... engh!
reviewed January 21, 2006
Battlefield Part 2 by rocky541 Action
The Marsh Creature: I'm still waiting for the good part... Jorge: We saw it... it was the part where they flash The Movies logo. The Marsh Creature: Engh! Jorge: Poor editing was the key to making... reviewed January 21, 2006
Captain Frank vs Hollywood by Acquired_Taste Sci-Fi
The Marsh Creature: So that's where my sister went... engh! Jorge: Square root of an oven... that's always funny. reviewed January 21, 2006
Dont Watch This by Haes Horror
The Marsh Creature: You can't surse a Marsh Creature, Engh! Jorge: Wow, the first TMO chain movie... interesting. reviewed January 21, 2006
Existance by mystic_sleet Horror
Jorge: the boss is in the shower so I'll review...It was okay...not great...on your forum you said it was a great and it was made in your house...Boss says my movies are bad and I make them in my base... reviewed January 21, 2006
Missing Love by hardyboyzrule Romance
Ok... if the song is yours or you got permission, you deserve this. If not, I hope you get sued. :) reviewed January 21, 2006
Videogames Will Eat Your Childeren by Dimsey Comedy
I think your going to have to kill the dog.... reviewed January 21, 2006
The Movies Review by mixmasterfestus Comedy
Sweet. Is this one of the new Super Bowl commercials? reviewed January 21, 2006
Dont You (Forget To Wipe) by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
Funny movie... you forgot the la la las. reviewed January 21, 2006
Hi Babe ! by super_pingouin Comedy
Wow.... poor guy. Can't even MAKE a girlfriend. reviewed January 21, 2006
Homeless Monologues by Jamie-michael Comedy
Funny, but not insanely so. I would give the segment about the childhood a 5 though. reviewed January 21, 2006
The Adventures of Mr Roboto and friends! by LucasKane Comedy
I hope you got permission to use the songs... I'll leave it at that. Pretty funny. reviewed January 21, 2006
Vampires of War by CowBear Horror
Wow, you got one starred from the start. Somebody must hate you, because this is actually a good movie. The second part of the film is much better than the first. reviewed January 21, 2006
Vanessa hill must die!!!!! pt1 by charles67 Comedy
Funny, but I could have done without the length of the hallway scene. A few seconds shorter would have been better. reviewed January 21, 2006
MIKE WILLIS VS THE MATRIX by muchopanam Action
No subtitles, no Vo. Blah. Good cuts keep it from being a star. reviewed January 21, 2006
Le film le plus long by tarantiflo Comedy
Funny, but you don't really expect a lot of stars from this, do you? reviewed January 21, 2006
Collossus II Expiremental by Bluhm Sci-Fi
Loved it... reminds me of Voltron. reviewed January 21, 2006
Scary Beginners by patty82 Comedy
Fricking great.... awesome... fricken... yeah. reviewed January 21, 2006
Meet the Neighbors 2 Meet The Creatures by KiCkmEdOOd1 Comedy
Funny movie. Not quite good enough for five stars but... Jorge: Sorry to interrupt boss, but I'll take the gypsy off this guy's hands. What?! Jorge: Well, he's whining about being a sex slave. I'd... reviewed January 21, 2006
The Action Hero Chronicles by Sandwichboy Action
I don't see any hate toward other races here. It is blatant satire geared toward gung-ho American "save the world" attitudes. For that you get stars... and that's about it. It wasn't as entertaining a... reviewed January 18, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) by crazeyal Comedy
Finally, a good movie about Jorge Sanchez. Jorge: Boss, that wasn't even right. I'd never wear a chicken suit..... again. reviewed January 18, 2006
B(R)EASTS by tanguygetz Horror
I didn't love it... but I didn't hate it either. reviewed January 18, 2006
Nautilus TechDemo by Zogg Action
I dont rate trailers... but that was really cool. reviewed January 18, 2006
Man Walks into a Bar by markusdragon Comedy
That was funny. Jorge: That was retarded. Haha, well I'm the one that gets to vote Jorge: Well, aren't you special. reviewed January 3, 2006
A Lonely Man by kaipan Romance
There is not one thing in this film that wasn't executed with perfection. Not one thing that did not leave me in awe. There are real movies that aren't as good as this film. Thank you for making this. reviewed January 3, 2006
Nothing But Red by kaipan Horror
Classic Japaneese style horror. I love it. reviewed January 3, 2006
Fatal Touch by kaipan Horror
There aren't enough stars in this place to give it. It deserves a constellation of some sort. reviewed January 3, 2006
The PropShoW by eric_maniac Comedy
Funny because it's true. reviewed January 3, 2006
The Jihad Before Christmas by herr_lipp Comedy
Simple and funny, I liked it. reviewed January 3, 2006
Macbeth - Act 1 Scene 1 by red_factor5 Horror
Ok... I love Macbeth, so I going to give some advice to do these right. If your not going to use VO, use really big subtitles. If you don't know the script, then you are lost in this one, due to the... reviewed January 2, 2006
When Molester met Rapist by ktompkins Comedy
This could have been much funnier. The premise in itself was gold. The execution was a bit off. reviewed January 2, 2006
The Western Life by DaClint Comedy
I don't do one stars. Be thankful for that. reviewed January 2, 2006
The Songwriter by Sphinx86 Horror
Well worth the three attempts to download. Awesome movie. reviewed January 2, 2006
A Robber Barons Christmas by johnokinawa Romance
Brain food that makes you think. Jorge: That's redundant, boss. Get back in the basement you southern elf! Jorge: Yes, boss. reviewed January 2, 2006
Dark Snowflake by Yogurt_King Horror
So bizarre. Soooo..... good. reviewed January 2, 2006
The Savior by stonecold46307 Comedy
Three good points... take it Jorge. Jorge: (coughs) Here it goes: 1. Boob shot. 2. Switch clothes scene 3. Gay chase. The end. reviewed January 2, 2006
The Morgan Freeman Theory! by UrinatingTree Comedy
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Words.... who needs words. Let's just let Morgan Freeman do the review. Jorge: Then wouldn't the studio catch on fire? Oh.... yeah.
reviewed January 2, 2006
Charlie The Chicken by Fedaredan Comedy
Jorge: I take it back about the chicken movies... this one was good. Yeah, any movie where a chicken wants to bugger a buzzard is pure gold. reviewed January 2, 2006
Ties That Bind by Grizpin Horror
Good movie with a good surprise twist at the end. Jorge: Slow starter, though. I hate frat boys even more than I hate you, boss. reviewed January 2, 2006
Spank the Monkey by Stahlman Comedy
Shortest movie ever. I give you four stars just because I felt compelled to click on this. I don't know why. Jorge: At least it didn't take long to download. reviewed January 2, 2006
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes by lostwolfnesbit Comedy
Now, that was funny. Jorge: Word. reviewed January 2, 2006
Lost In Space trek (Episode 1) by Devillist Sci-Fi
Campy, yes. In a good way, no. I expected more. Why? I don't know. I should know better than to go into any these with high expectations. The VOs were really low. But you know that already. Jorge:... reviewed January 2, 2006
Peter Molyneux A Hype Tale online by Dir3 Action
I like fable Jorge: I like fable to. I liked this movie. Jorge: Yeah, kill anyone who doesn't like Fable. It's a good message. You're sick. reviewed January 2, 2006
John Smith and the pizza girl by michanist Comedy
Beginning was funny. It went downhill from there. Jorge: And didn't even try to get back up. reviewed January 2, 2006
Prophecy of the Chickens by VelvetFog Sci-Fi
Subtitles went by too fast to enjoy this one. The punchlines were wasted due to this subtitle speed. Jorge: I didn't like it. Even for a first movie. You know, you've been a lot more critical since... reviewed January 2, 2006
Santas Workshop Public Health Video 7 by IamaCoommee Action
Best subtitled comedy I've seen. It is genreally difficult to make me laugh at something I'm reading, especially when it goes by so fast. But, I did enjoy this one. reviewed January 2, 2006
Wigger TV by ProdigyStudios Comedy
Beginning is good, end is good. Middle is not. I'm really at a loss of words on this one. Jorge: That sucked (expletive deleted), boss. That's a little too harsh. We can't all be "gangstas" from Ti... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Imperceptable Man - Pt 1 by brickcity5350 Horror
Not the worse movie I've seen today. Not the best, either. VO's would have added a lot to this picture. All the characters are one dimensional. I really can't think of much to add. I interrupted "Big ... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Anti-Christmas Ninjas by moviedragon5000 Action
Some good editing used. A good twist at the end. If I had cared any about the characters involved leading up to it, it might have been more effective. I didn't though. Jorge: Me either. I just didn'... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Day I Turned Into a Babe by suedenim Comedy
Some comedic moments but not really a comedy. Don't get me wrong, it's still a great movie... it's just more "Twilight Zone" or "Outer Limits" than anything. I enjoyed it. reviewed January 1, 2006
If I Had The Stagecoach Set by Ratqueen Comedy
Funny at times. But, well, let's just say subliminal messages don't work on this guy. You said four stars right? reviewed January 1, 2006
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor Comedy
Stupid in a very good way. I like it. I like it alot. reviewed January 1, 2006
The First Date (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
LOL. It all makes sense now!!!!! Keep these coming. They are gold. reviewed January 1, 2006
Timmys Christmas (30 seconds of bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Not as good as the lottery. 'Nuff said. reviewed January 1, 2006
Come On by FoDooG Comedy
Don't be a hater, yo! This is freaking hillarious. "I'm a horse!" reviewed January 1, 2006
The Dog That Stole My Girlfriend by Austin909 Comedy
After the last one this was fresh. Made me laugh, but VOs in comedy are almost a must. reviewed January 1, 2006
New Years Eve by odessey73 Comedy
I usually don't rate this low, but this was pointless and did not make me laugh even once. I have been drinking. Making me laugh should be easy. This didn't do it. reviewed January 1, 2006
Vampire Bloodline Chronicles The Prodigy by darkwolfe Action
Great music, good use of editing in the fight scenes. The first fight scene was a bit long, and there was a referrence to her being in "The Bloodline Chronicles" made by herself. How would she know th... reviewed January 1, 2006
January The 2nd by crystaleyez Action
Can I give you 12 stars? Oh well, five will have to do. Inventive, impressive technical achievements in both music and video. The VO sent chills up and down my spine. Wow.... reviewed January 1, 2006
Joey by chaotix66 Horror
I give you 5 stars for the balls to put this out. I don't think the disclaimer was needed though, it wasn't as depressing as I thought it was going to be. Sorry, no best part, worse part. Jorge is on strike. reviewed December 31, 2005
License to Revenge Chapter 1 by nhloilers2k Action
Not quite perfect. Jorge: Not the best we've seen But good enough for five stars? Jorge: Any less would be obscene! Best Part: Flashbacks Worse Part: God that took FOREVER to download. reviewed December 31, 2005
The Laze-o-matic by retrogradesonnet Action
Pretty funny little commercial. Jorge: I like that song... can I have a laze-o-matic? No. Best part: Sherrifs get ten percent off! Worse part: It's a commercial. reviewed December 31, 2005
Dreams and Reality by markrichardbehenna Horror
Jorge: Boss.... what was that!? Don't be afraid Jorge, it's just a movie. Jorge: Ohh... you're right. It was pretty twisted. I like twisted. Best Part: It's friggin twisted Worse Part: Its probabl... reviewed December 30, 2005
FORESTCHIME - The Video by 121068 Romance
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Jorge: The girl on girl part was cool. Yep, the song was very chill too. Jorge: It just got a little boring after the three minute mark though. I agree.. but it fit with song, so... Best Parts: A...
reviewed December 30, 2005
To Be Starcrossed by Masquerade37 Romance
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This was sweet and kept me interested throughout. Jorge: My ex-girlfriend dated an alien once. What? Jorge: Me! Get it... I'm an illegal alien. Jorge, You're a dumb(bleep)! Best Part: Touching l...
reviewed December 30, 2005
The Game Live by sarek13 Action
Wow, did you use every fight scene in the game on that one? Jorge: I think they did. Wait... some of the Kung-Fu ones were missing. Yeah, you're right. Best Part: Really good fight scene. Worse Par... reviewed December 30, 2005
She Was a Phat Ride by Doc_Z Comedy
Brilliant movie! I loved it. Jorge: He's got the stagecoach, boss... that's pimp. You got that right. Good way to showcase it as well. Best Part: The cows... I mean reindeer. Worse Part: ......, u... reviewed December 30, 2005
POTHA by Arcane_Penguin Sci-Fi
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Subtitles went a little fast, but I was able to get 90 percent of them. Jorge: Good story, albeit brief. Yeah it's a very good first movie, but it just needs that something extra to get five stars....
reviewed December 30, 2005
The Manbat Strikez by markeh89 Horror
That was bad. Jorge: Uhhh yeah. What the heck is wrong with British people anyway? You got something against the Brits? Jorge: Yeah.. they come over here with their rock invasions and Monty Python ... reviewed December 30, 2005
Shadow Realm Part I - Begin EX by ig-88productions Action
Not the best I've seen. A few minutes could have definitely been trimmed from it. However, it's still a good movie. It just drags from time to time. Jorge: Yeah, still worth five stars. Best Part: G... reviewed December 30, 2005
Underling by Zogg Action
Dude, just grab the popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the ride. It took me over an hour to download this one, and it was worth every single second. Jorge: No arguments here. You'll hate yourself if you d... reviewed December 30, 2005
A Is For Alice by plopphizz Sci-Fi
WOW.... Best writing EVER in a TMO movie!!!! Jorge: You can say that again, boss! WOW.... Best writing EVER in a TMO movie!!!! Jorge: Not so loud! I'm hungover! Best part: Laureate caliber writing... reviewed December 30, 2005
The Bank Job! by PamDennis Action
Jorge: Something was missing. I agree... I think the VO actually took away from this one. I would have rather read it. Jorge: Didn't like the Canadian Accent? eh? Funny... no it wasn't the accent... reviewed December 30, 2005
Zombie Bob vs The Boss by oldugly Horror
Jorge: Hey boss, that was great! It kind of gives me an idea... Don't even think about it... Jorge: No wait... here me out. Hear me out. "Jorge Sanchez Vs. The Boss" Got a nice ring to it, huh? I'd... reviewed December 30, 2005
Variations On The Key of Red (Woods) by Chrysoula Horror
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This is kind of like that Dr. Moreaux movie mixed in with Red Riding Hood. The narration is splended, the music fits it perfectly. Jorge: I really liked the garden scene. It was beautiful. I think I...
reviewed December 30, 2005
Attack of the Republicans!!! by Korva Horror
Jorge: Dude... those dudes were kissing! I know... it was disgusting but it served it's purpose. Jorge: Yeah, that was a better twist than when the common cold... Killed off the Martians... yeah I ... reviewed December 29, 2005
Daveys Robot by worldwriter Comedy
Jorge: Hey boss, I challenge you to robot combat! Ummm, we don't have robots yet. It's just a movie Jorge: Oh yeah, what about Robot wars. They're real. I'm just going to ignore you now. Best Par... reviewed December 29, 2005
Good Idea-Bad Idea V by Deikon Comedy
Heheheheheheheh... Why do a serious review on a film this funny!? Just watch the thing. You'll laugh, you'll laugh a lot. Oh and stay off "de' drugs, mmmkay!" reviewed December 29, 2005
John Doherty The First Chapter by blueballs Sci-Fi
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Jorge: This was a really good sci-fi flick. Yeah it had good character development for its length and provided plenty of action and intrigue at the same time. Jorge: Just who are the Death Lords? I...
reviewed December 29, 2005
Riverside story by basku Action
Jorge: That was sad boss Yeah, but you knew it was going to be. Starting it from the end of the story was a bad idea in this case. Jorge: Yeah, that would have only worked if the cowboy had still be... reviewed December 29, 2005
WWIIOL-C1 by etoebe43 Action
No plot, No subtitles, just two guys on a battlefield fighting. Jorge: The fight scenes were put together nicely. That's the only reason it got two stars. Best Part: Fight put together well. Worse... reviewed December 29, 2005
The Similarities by nitrousoxide52 Comedy
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Jorge: You remind me of a monkey alot sometimes boss... except... Except what? Jorge: You're a lot furrier! Haha... let's get down to best part, worse part Best Part: Good laughs... good times. W...
reviewed December 29, 2005
Route 66 by westost Sci-Fi
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Jorge: Boss, what was that? Route 66 Jorge: It was very strange.... I liked it. I'm still trying to figure out what to think. I know that I've been completely mindraped now. Jorge: Can we even do...
reviewed December 29, 2005
The Tides of War by nitrousoxide52 Action
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Pretty good war flick, but there are some holes in the execution. Jorge: Like? Petty little things, like the "Sarge" wearing officer's rank, and the sniper versus sniper duel. Jorge: What do you ...
reviewed December 29, 2005
WILLY WONKA AND THE DEATH FACTORY by buttrape Horror
Well... wasn't that special. Jorge: It was "War is Hell!" Yeah... with different music and subtitles... but yeah you're right. What do you think? Jorge: I'd say three stars... at least it was fun... reviewed December 29, 2005
Motions 11 by made2kill Comedy
Cute, mildy funny. Good writing, simple, easy to follow plot. Best part: The cashier whipping out the launcher. Worse part: The first half dragged. reviewed December 29, 2005
Love in a Young Heart by killer_actress Romance
This is a spectacular movie. And for a first release it is an amazing achievement. I look forward to seeing more from you in the future. reviewed December 29, 2005
The Boy Named IT by chadster991 Horror
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This would make an excellent trailer for a larger film. It's a great setup for a thriller in which you could truly feel for the psycho. I hope you decide to turn this into a larger project. Best Part...
reviewed December 28, 2005
Xmas Nightmare by hydrazoid Horror
That friggin (word for female dog) killed SANTA! ARGH! No wonder I didn't get that new car I was asking for! You're getting five stars, because I thought for a second, like Alice, that he was just a ... reviewed December 28, 2005
My Love Goes On (Even in Death) by Brokienheart Romance
I'm friggin crying... are you happy? I don't have any friggin tissues!!!! Your name suits you well, this movie stripped my heart out from my chest and stomped on it several times with sasquatch sized ... reviewed December 28, 2005
Revenge Just Isnt Worth It by harvschmarv Horror
Pretty good movie. A little light on plot, but effective stroytelling where an attempt was made to do so. Best part: The idea Worse part: The execution was off. You probably should have used another... reviewed December 28, 2005
Under the Boot Awakening - Chapter One by kuroken Action
I'm jealous... That's all I'm going to say. Best part: It exists... and it's free to watch. Worse part: (sniff) It's better than mine. (sniff) reviewed December 28, 2005
Remnants of Life pt 1 by FreddaH Action
Gorgeous backdrops, compelling use of packaged scores, and very in depth story are all found here. The pace is very slow, but this is compensated for by some very quick intense moments. Best parts: ... reviewed December 28, 2005
Dry Bones by Cranium8768 Action
Excellent portrail of the mind of a career criminal with a conscience. Best part: Depth of main character development Worse part: Pace of the story in the beginning. Be patient though, it gets better. reviewed December 28, 2005
The Getaway Gorilla by fatloui Action
Ok... I was all ready for the gorilla to get up and strangle him. I've seeb that like... 60 times by now. Throwing in what you did at the end was great. Best part: Ending twist Worse part: Not reall... reviewed December 28, 2005
Space Chimps In Space! by OutofLine Sci-Fi
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VOs not here and not needed. This is a ridiculous storythat flows ridiculously well. The director makes good use of the packaged music. It ends on a great note with a very funny line. I know a few peo...
reviewed December 28, 2005
The Adventures of Phils Fart by Trashman Horror
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ATTACK OF THE KILLER FART! It was only a matter of time befor ethis hit the site. Best part: Fart jokes are funny. Worse part: I hate myself for liking this.
reviewed December 28, 2005
Showdown by adam5261988 Action
Some decent Vo, but an average story. Best part: The Undertaker Worse Part: Nooooo, he didn't get the drink! reviewed December 28, 2005
The Man With No Name by anbeck Action
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Great film to be had here. I wouldn't say it is anything like your typical spaghetti western. At least, I've never seen one with a soul-stealing demonic presensce bent on buggering the lead character....
reviewed December 28, 2005
The Promise by Transmography Sci-Fi
This was almost a three... I was bored halfway through. However, you got me at the end when you threw in the final twist. Best Part: Twist at the end. Worse Part: The pace was very slow in the beginn... reviewed December 27, 2005
What A Rush by rjb2112 Action
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Rating this as a Music video makes my job easy. I only have to ask two questions. Do I dig the song? Does the video go with the music> The answers here are simply, Yes and yes. Great job, Snowdog.
reviewed December 27, 2005
The Conscience by patty82 Horror
Best horror movie I've seen on site, hands down. This really could have been in the theatres. Stylish, slick, sleek and truly scary at times. Reminds me of a lot of Japaneese Horror films as opposed t... reviewed December 27, 2005
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
Funny, but being in the top five comedies, I did expect more. I was almost going to give it a four until.... The Best Part: "If evolution were true, I'd have a self-lubricating hand" The Worse Part: ... reviewed December 27, 2005
Hell Is For The Dead by MetzgerMedia Horror
Random Movie Reviewer, here: This is a pretty decent flick. Well crafted, with an interesting main character. Best Part: "I am the venom of God!" Worse part: I just don't care about him enough to r... reviewed December 27, 2005
Transportal by crowseed Horror
Random Movie Reviewer here: Nice concept.. you're getting the five star for that alone. This film presents the question "What if Robots were rascist?" and that alone is a very creative concept. Congr... reviewed December 27, 2005
psycho murderer one by schraml-mike Horror
Random Movie Reviewer here: Psycho flips out and kills people after slipping on a bannana. Ooooohhhhkay. Do to my really strict rating system, I am forced to give this one four stars. It has VO. It ... reviewed December 27, 2005
The First Date by Chrisyb1984 Horror
Random Movie Reviewer here: No Vo, No subtitles... After watching all these movies they all start to look the same. You need some kind of story to set your film apart. Why did he kill her? Did she de... reviewed December 27, 2005
DOG DAY AFTERNOON by coldfear Action
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Pretty good flick centering around some pretty unlucky criminals. Best Part: It's true. Worse Part: It really didn't matter if there was 1100 or 110000 dollars....
reviewed December 27, 2005
The Battle of Halloween by brandonW Action
Excellent script, plagued by some very small and forgivable errors. I'm going to go ahead and point our a few that I noticed just on my first run through. A) Soldiers don't wear their kevlar indoo... reviewed December 27, 2005
the Ritual by HeadnutPictures Horror
An excellent first outing. I especially like the cuts of the dance segments to make the ritual. Best part: Original music, creative film editing. Worse Part: The music doesn't really fit the film. reviewed December 27, 2005
Ugly Wins by bzltyrfn Comedy
Simple and funny, but not as funny as some I've seen. It's a good start from a rookie studio. Best Part: The running around in circles... that gag always gets me... especially in underwear. Worse Par... reviewed December 27, 2005
The End of the Beginning of the End by Dannish Sci-Fi
Not Sci-Fi at all... This is sheer comedy. I laughed and then I laughed some more. The VO makes this movie work. Very funny stuff. Best Part: Think again numb nuts. Worse Part: It's only a 2 minute f... reviewed December 27, 2005
Dazed and Forgetful by Andi23000 Comedy
Pretty ridiculous. No plot, no subtitles... Come on! Some chicks beats up some drunk guy in a bar, then gets whats comming to her. The end. Seriously, some story, any dialougue at all, and this might ... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Atomic Man bank robbery by Binladi Action
After watching what you did with a simple film like "The Baggage Boy" I was truly expecting more. The only chuckle I got was the robot driving the taxi. That's the only thing that kept me from giving ... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Baggage Boy has done it again by Binladi Comedy
Ok... everyone knows this is an exact replica of the first film they give you in story mode. What MAKES this one great is the VO. Hillarious. I thought I was going to have an anurism. Best Part: The... reviewed December 26, 2005
Back Through Time by Morbis Sci-Fi
Very nice film for a new studio. I was going to give it a four, but it's your first so I'm cutting you some slack. If you ever need any music for your films, drop me a line. My entire custom music lib... reviewed December 26, 2005
A Taste of War by cheesywillie Action
What do you expect, no sound, no story? Next time at least give me some subtitles. I will spare you the humiliation of getting one star. Because at least the sequences were shot well. Best part: The... reviewed December 26, 2005
Suburban Horrors by JMMartin Horror
Note to horror movie producers out there: This is how you make a good horror flick. No cheese here. Solid story, and a good case of "Whodunnit" thrown in. This film will not only throw you for a loop ... reviewed December 26, 2005
Iraqi Freedom by irishred Action
Anyone giving this less than five stars is out of their friggin mind. Excellent portrail of current events. As a soldier, I've got to give you immense credit on this one, and will forgive any nit pick... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Dude... Best 30 second movie EVER! reviewed December 26, 2005
Fighting Blind by mixmasterfestus Action
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There is nothing bad I can say about this film. It is perfect. It is most likely the best movie I have seen thus far. It is definitely the best war movie. No point to a "best part, worse part" on th...
reviewed December 26, 2005
The Office by markrichardbehenna Comedy
Solid work here. Good use of camera angles and storytelling. A lot of effort went into this one. Definitely worth watching. reviewed December 26, 2005
War Of The Heart by jackalbane Romance
A lack of true emotional investment keeps this Romance from being five stars. It's short, it's sweet, but it just doesn't draw me in enough to care. Best Part: Filmed in story mode, which makes it s... reviewed December 26, 2005
A Good Day by sherwinliu Romance
Yeah... I get it. Cigarettes are bad. Gotcha... now excuse me I need to go kill myself another 10 minutes at a time. reviewed December 26, 2005
Father Carpenters Nightmare by northmeister Horror
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Good slasher flick here. Sticks to the tried and true formula established by Hollywood. No real surprises to be found here, though. That's kind of a shame, because the script was well written. Best ...
reviewed December 26, 2005
The Trial of Chico Reyes by Dylen Horror
This is a flawless film. I will be foregoing my usual "Best Part, Worse Part" critics in this case and just congratulating you on a job very well done. Very emotional and riveting. The movie just draw... reviewed December 26, 2005
Grocery Shopping by MoviesManiac Comedy
Just ridiculous enough to get me to watch the whole thing. Best Part: The milk is ours! Worse Part: Ummm. It's a movie about going to the grocery store. reviewed December 26, 2005
Doomed by mordaris Horror
Surprisingly good film here from a virgin studio. Good plot that poses enough questions to the viewer to keep them guessing. Best Part: "I needed to get off the computer and stop playing Doom all the... reviewed December 25, 2005
Dead Pt 2 by squiggy99 Horror
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In this continuation of the Dead saga, I find myself with more questions than answers. This is not exactly a bad thing. It keeps the suspense level high. After this one I'm starting to get a sense of ...
reviewed December 25, 2005
What if Hitler Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
Four stars for the rejoicing soldier. The rest of the film was pretty tame. I could have been in history class. reviewed December 25, 2005
Miami Christ by Sphinx86 Action
Dude, I laughed. I laughed a lot. "Say the ladies love the glasses!" LO freaking L. The plot is solid even if the characters are ridiculous. In truth, it's what makes this film work. Keep up the great... reviewed December 25, 2005
Urban Police 2054 by Mguldager Sci-Fi
Random Movie Reviewer, here: It's obvious this film was made by one of our "ahem" younger studio executives. There is not one single line in the film that has some sort of error in the spelling or gr... reviewed December 25, 2005
Dead Wronged by Ratqueen Horror
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Nice take on a wereworlf story here. There are a lot of good story telling elements, and some good usage of the crane and zoom features to set up the scenes. The music also helps set the tone of the f...
reviewed December 25, 2005
Space Princess Yumi ep1 by Jasepotter2003 Sci-Fi
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I tend to rate higher than most people, simply because I have seen so many BAD movies on this site, that I truly wish to reward those that make watching their movie worth the time it takes to download...
reviewed December 25, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Dude, that was not only a very funny film, it makes some very valid points. The ratings structure for the online portion is flawed, and recording sound within the game is so horrendous I just can't br... reviewed December 25, 2005
The Best by guydon01 Sci-Fi
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Hillarious dude. There were some poor phrasing and bad English that plagued the beginiing of this film, but I still enjoyed it thoroughly. Keep up the good work.
reviewed December 25, 2005
Life of Tom Smith by sixflagsman Romance
Random Movie Reviewer here: Ok... Tom Smith led quite a life. Jail, the army, losing a wife and then pissing someone off enough to want him dead. I'll give you 5 for the story but take one back for ... reviewed December 25, 2005
Clucky Vs Jason by a2k13 Horror
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Random Movie Reviewer, here: A simplistic plot and a demonic chicken keep this from being 5 stars. Overall not a bad flick though. The fight scenes I've seen before, but who hasn't by know... yawn.....
reviewed December 24, 2005
Santarchy by chaos6666 Comedy
Random Movie Reviewer Here: Ummmm coughs.... I'm hungover. I should have watched this when I was making that happen. It might have been funnier. Technically this should get a one star because it has ... reviewed December 24, 2005
Incident on GX-Beta by CowBear Sci-Fi
Good sci-fi with some interesting shots and a "pod-people" type plot. Shot decent action, but more of an "Outer Limits" type science fiction will be found here. The Voice overs were well done, the m... reviewed December 24, 2005
Dead by squiggy99 Horror
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Well edited and scripted freature. Believable dialouge, creepy story, and good use of camera shots. The music was also well done. Best Part: The chick has a dead puppet killing machine. Worse Part: H...
reviewed December 24, 2005
Roadkill Studio Xmas Greetings by worldwriter Comedy
Good little christmas special here. I'm giving the five stars for the concept and the music. Best Part: The Grumpy Principal. Worse Part: Vocal parts are indeed quiet compared to the music. reviewed December 24, 2005
Hope by rjb2112 Romance
A Truly beautiful romance. Good music selection and editing. Best Part: Mommy pigging out on pizza. Worse Part: "Why couldn't the doctor save you instead of the baby." reviewed December 24, 2005
Santa And Jesus VS The Easter Bunny by Esch Action
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Ok... first things first. I seriously have to stop drinking soda while watching some of these movies. I think my nose is going to perforated by all the acid that's been spewing out. OK.... To the comm...
reviewed December 24, 2005
A Sith Lord In LA by Yngvelli Comedy
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Dude... Dude.... Seriously Dude... gotta catch my breath. I just blew Diet Coke out my freaking nose. That stings like a son of a *****. Ack! Fox needs to pick up this show, for real. I LOVED the can...
reviewed December 24, 2005
You are mine by crazymax2000 Horror
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I'm going to agree with Mailer, on the twilight zone thing. Congratulations, this one actually gave me chills. Maybe I just need to go to bed. But hey, I figured one more review won't kill me. Brief...
reviewed December 24, 2005
Drink Driving Ad by Hewer3000 Comedy
There is a lesson to be had here folks. No matter what... Even if your an alien from another world driving a T-top from a Country-Western Bar into the city. You should never do so while intoxicated. N... reviewed December 24, 2005
X-mas Generations by Lorgod Romance
Let's see here.... Santa as a family business, eh? Good concept. I like it. Now on to the execution. The VO was well done, I didn't have any trouble understanding the lines. I do like the flying car... reviewed December 24, 2005
Mrs Ferrill's Party by deleterguy Action
What do you want me to say? I know... you want me to say 5 STARS best movie I've ever seen! Not going to happen. Here's the rundown folks. Guys arguing in a lab? No subtitles so no idea whats going... reviewed December 24, 2005
College Girls The Directors Cut by Wampa1 Romance
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Automatic Five Star for lesbian love scene with a plot attached. Ok... so it's a standard, cheesy plot. But, you know something, I've seen some adult movies that have probably less of a story line tha...
reviewed December 24, 2005
Try again by gilga Action
Ok... great first she cried and then her other self cried and now I'm crying too! I hope your happy! Great film. Best Parts: The plot, The execution, and a woman speaking in French. Worse Part: Grea... reviewed December 24, 2005
Deadly Lust by prefont75 Action
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Dude! Short, sweet, fantastic! It reminds me of the opening scene of "Sin City." This is definitely a five star film. Frank Miller would be proud. Best Part: The way you set up the surprise ending. W...
reviewed December 24, 2005
Shell 31 (part 3 - final) by Tenebres Sci-Fi
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Simply Amazing Movie. I almost.... almost... cried at the end. Wow, very good story, a few spelling errors, but I can forgive that. I knew what you meant. Keep up the good work. In summary: Best Pa...
reviewed December 24, 2005
Vendetta by mestoph72 Action
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What can I say about this other than WOW. This is probably the best action film that I've seen thus far. I thought I was watching Don Johnson in an animated Miami Vice for a second there! Keep up the ...
reviewed December 24, 2005
Dangerous Day by pokii Action
Solid film. Too bad I don't speak German. reviewed December 24, 2005
Santa vs Easter Bunny by IAmTheRad Action
Random Movie Reviewer here: YES! I'd love even if I wasn't (hiccup).... ugh that one didn't taste so good... What was I saying? Oh yeah, I'd love this even if I wasn't drunk. Good subtitle usage. Mu... reviewed December 23, 2005
Vampire Hunter 2 by bobchad94 Action
Random Movie Reviewer, here: And I, Jorge Sanchez, eternal lapdog of Phantom Raul Studios, have been drinking. (hiccup) I've been drinking alot. After watching some of these films, you kind of have t... reviewed December 23, 2005
El negociador by cuco2000 Action
Random Movie Reviewer here: Ok, I'm going to break from tradition and give this non-subtitle, non-Voed picture three stars. You have to understand... I watch a lot of these, and they are starting to ... reviewed December 23, 2005
Planejack! by kareem1990 Action
Random Movie Reviewer here: No story, no subtitles Blech. I'm no longer going to credit these with intelligent reviews. Hell.... NO music at all!!! Try harder.... try again! reviewed December 23, 2005
Teh War~! by sandanjuu Action
Random Movie Reviews here: So close to the "Moldy Strawberry" award. So close. If I see many more like this, I'm going to quit! I've seen the screenwriters in the Intermidate shop come up with drivel... reviewed December 23, 2005
The Bathroom Struggle by hgranju Action
Random Movie Reviewer here: Hmmmmm.... I honestly don't know what to say about this one. It's a battle between over a Sergeant and a Private over whether is capable of fulfiing the ultra-critical mi... reviewed December 23, 2005
Word of the Day-Behind the Scenes by STXFilms Comedy
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Random Movie Reviews here: Whew, thanks for getting the taste out of my mouth rom my last random movie. This job can be tough sometimes. Anyway, though I haven't seen the movie you speak of I enjoyed...
reviewed December 23, 2005
Detroit Crime City by hobert Action
Random Movie Reviews here: Somedays I just hate my job. Phantom Raul Studios just doesn't understand how hard it is to watch some of these films. Sure, the president get's to review the films he WAN... reviewed December 23, 2005
Mommy Lifting by jseymour0 Action
Random Movie Reviews here: Wow, congratulations this is the getting the coveted "Moldy Strawberry" award for complete lack of originality. Let me guess, you just really wanted the VCs from posting a ... reviewed December 23, 2005
Assassins on Vacation by Kongoman Action
Random Movie Reviews here: Just saw your flick and loved it. Best the random movie reviewer has seen today. The subtitles were well timed, and the writing, though it could use some work, was very con... reviewed December 23, 2005
Highschool Sweetheartbreak. by mbreaux75 Romance
Random Movie reviews here: I usually only give out three stars at the most if a story doesn't have subtitles. This one doesn't need them and I'm actually going to give you credit for that. The plot f... reviewed December 23, 2005
Love's Measure by Chiark Romance
Random Movie Reviews here: Ok... 54 seconds long... Silent film era, I wasn't expecting much. I was like, you know what.... if someone made an interracial lesbian film in that day in would have been ... reviewed December 23, 2005
Al fin juntos by Dagugo Comedy
Ok... you uploaded this just to get something on the site right? Please, if your going to have a movie consisting primarily of dialouge, at least subtitle it so we know what they are saying. reviewed December 23, 2005
Inhuman Assassin IV Final Assingment by Buccura Sci-Fi
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Dude. Fantatastic Film. Coherent plot-line. Gripping story. It's got action, drama, and suspense. An achievment in character development. Hope to see this one in the top spot one day.
reviewed December 23, 2005
10000 VC reward by rocknrollman Action
I like the idea. The execution wasn't bad, but it went a different path than I figured it would. reviewed December 22, 2005
Coffee Talk (Episode 1) by Apocalypze Comedy
Damn good work man. I laughed my ass off at the herpes commercial. Without it I could have only given it a four. reviewed December 22, 2005
fightday by jirry Action
Excellent fight scenes. Would have liked a little storyline though. But, I get the idea storytelling was not the point of this piece. Feel free to drop by and rate any of my films. I always return the favor. reviewed December 22, 2005
ALIENS!!!!!! by TheOnePower Sci-Fi
Subtitles.... Voice over... something. This plot is easy enough to follow without it. But it does add so much more to your movies. reviewed December 22, 2005
Chromosomes by flins Horror
What?! Ok, not a bad first attempt. I'll be more demanding on future releases. Use subtitles at the very least in your future works. VO is better, but trust me, I understand if your not able or don't... reviewed December 22, 2005
But What If I Was by Goad Comedy
YES! reviewed December 22, 2005
Alf Landon for President (1936) by Goad Comedy
Initally.... I thought eh.... maybe three stars. But then I thought... let me check his facts. The account of the election was rather accurate. You obviously did your research. As such, I learned some... reviewed December 22, 2005
Smoking Propaganda Film by Goad Comedy
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Dennis Leary would be proud. I love this flick. Can you say "bookmark"?
reviewed December 22, 2005
Metro Life part 1 first cut by ghostmedia411 Action
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Light on the action but makes up for it with the story telling. A completely different approach from my films. (I tell the story with music and subtitles. Not much of a voice actor.) The Narration is ...
reviewed December 22, 2005
Dig Your Own Grave Part 3 by antena Action
I like the betryal by his friend. But I still want to know the deal with the briefcase!!! Damnit! It is better than the last one though. I've got a five part series recently completed. If you like ca... reviewed December 22, 2005
Dig Your Own Grave Part 2 by antena Action
Going to agree... too quick. Off to watch part three... I do so hope it explains why the briefcase is so important. reviewed December 22, 2005
Dig Your Own Grave Part 1 by antena Action
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Creepy, yo. I mean this guy is frickin' creepy... okay I'm going to watch part two now.
reviewed December 22, 2005
Gorn by weiseart Sci-Fi
My only complaint is the lack of dialouge. The chase at the end is hillarious. Thanks for the review. reviewed December 22, 2005
Working Class Hero by weiseart Comedy
Great song! Liked the video too. reviewed December 22, 2005
Shakespearian Sonnet 142 by humdogma Romance
Great idea, and a great sonnet. I had forgotten how much I enjoy this one. The constant static of them just conversing was a little boring. There were many things you could have done to break up that ... reviewed December 22, 2005
Bang Bang Were Dead by neotecdigital Action
This is one is so bad it's good, but at least it knows that and helps play on that fact. I'm a sucker for poker movies, so I give up an extra star there. However, "I'll see your ten and match it." is ... reviewed December 22, 2005
DraculaSlim by 00747815317 Horror
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Not the best I've seen, but not the worse either. At least it doesn't take long to download.
reviewed December 22, 2005
A Distant Heart (Episode 1) by dan47 Romance
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Good romance. Great old western setting. Subtitles get the story moving along at just the right pace. Music fits the story perfectly. The ending did surprise me a bit. Drop me a line when part two is released.
reviewed December 22, 2005
BEEEEEEEEER!! by Buccura Comedy
Very funny flick. Great music video. And yes, BEER IS GOOD.... but Jack Daniels is better. reviewed December 22, 2005
Mireulle Matthieus last concert by alanmichael1 Comedy
Not my kind of flick. But it was well put together and it made sense. More than I can say of some I have watched. Thanks for rating my movie by the way... sorry about the subtitles being so fast. reviewed December 22, 2005
Shadowcoat Part I by screamingtongue Action
I liked it. I like it alot. Worth the long download. reviewed December 21, 2005
Full Retaliatory Response by McCain Action
One word. WOW. Simply amazing work. At first I was like... is this going to be worth the download? I mean, I'm on dial-up so it's going to take a while to watch this one. It was definitely worth it. I... reviewed December 21, 2005
Steelfreeze by galdorflowr Sci-Fi
For a movie without subtitles, the plot flows really well. Some dialougue of any kind would have helped. reviewed December 21, 2005
Something Something Outer Space by terje439 Sci-Fi
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Good movie. Good subtitles. Excellent use of humor and gratuitous chest shots. Love the costumes. An excellent first release.
reviewed December 21, 2005
it is now safe to turn off your computer by chaos6666 Horror
I'm going to rate this as a music video. And as such, it's great. If I were to rate as a movie though (which it is not intended to be) the rating would be much lower. reviewed December 21, 2005
Fiddler on the Roof by lilitalygarbler Action
XX= The dog. Yeah, I'm going to go with the dog. Love the movie man. You have every right to be proud of this one. It's getting bookmarked for sure. Looking forward to your future releases. BTW: If ... reviewed December 21, 2005
The Night Before Christmas) by pearsonhouse Comedy
I really like the flow, visually. The sound editing could use some work. I'll agree that it did drag a bit, and the humor was lacking. This is supposed to be a comedy, right? I'm going to take away ju... reviewed December 21, 2005
Rise of the Undead by mrcool1 Horror
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Excellent Direction of actions scenes. For that, and that alone I relenquish all five stars.
reviewed December 21, 2005