Number of Movies: 4
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.04

Number of Movies Reviewed: 83
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 12
Average Rating Given: 3.4
Movies Released by Patriot84
Lord of Berlin Action
Adolf [wash your mouth out!] did not commit suicide. In the spring of the final year of WWII, an American OSS commando is sent on a critical mission deep into the heart of the German Wehrmacht. His j... posted November 12, 2005
No Mans Land Action
Really, I just wanted to put this up with a screenshot, which I hadn't the first time. Maybe Lionhead could figure out a way to do that instead of having to upload the whole file again. Anyway, this ... posted November 11, 2005
No Mans Land Action
An early effort, this was one of my first movies while playing through the main game. I tried to make an action movie so ridiculously brutal and over-the-top that it was funny. Kind of like Michael Ba... posted November 10, 2005
The Hitman Strikes Romance
Yeah, so I understand that people think this is stupid, plot-wise... that's kind of the point. It's not supposed to be a serious romance, but rather a parody of a cheesy, late-night Skinimax kind of f... posted November 10, 2005
Movies Reviewed by Patriot84
Hero Newt Zero by bigericogre Action
That was kind of weird. Still, it was well made and original. The plot was pretty vague; if someone hadn't read the description for the movie, they'd have no idea what was going on. Also, cut down som... reviewed December 12, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
What the hell? Am I the only person for who one of the characters only showed up as a disembodied, floating head? Anyway, very funny. I know it wasn't intentional, but it was even more hilarious that... reviewed December 11, 2005
The End of the Fix by TerranceDC Action
Can't say I agree with your politics (they recently proved that fossil fuels form in a fraction of the time it was originally believed to take, so there's no danger of oil reserves running out; lot's ... reviewed December 3, 2005
The Graveyard 1 by Mackzter Horror
Really bizarre. Funny, though. Work on an actual story for your film. reviewed November 25, 2005
Action Man by -Mace-Solo- Comedy
Very funny. Random chicken-slaying goodness. reviewed November 23, 2005
La Cosa Nostra PT 2 by DMX Action
Much improved over Part 1. The story is much more complex this time around yet infinitely clearer and easier to understand. Characters are well defined and interact realistically, and there are some f... reviewed November 23, 2005
la costra nostra by DMX Action
There was a lot here to like but also a lot of problems. Number one would be the dialogue. The voice acting at the end was good, but up until then the subtitles were really hard to understand. Lots of... reviewed November 23, 2005
Another Plate of Beans by orcprincess Comedy
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Cute story. Funny too. Well written, shot, and edited. The only problem was there was a slight hitch whenever you looped the music, but everything else was great.
reviewed November 23, 2005
Ninja-Showdown by Terra_X Action
A nice, simple ninja fight. Just be careful about using copyrighted music; a lot of movies have gotten pulled because of it. And thanks for pointing out the mistake in my movie's description. I fixed... reviewed November 22, 2005
One Star Spam by Scottfilms Comedy
"Where did you get a shotgun?!?" Couldn't stop laughing at that. Great job. reviewed November 22, 2005
Aliens Zombies oh my! by Zacknafien Horror
A good start. There are a few things to work on... Voice overs: Sometimes you'd stumble or stutter. Practice your lines first before recording them and do mulitple takes. Don't use it unless it's exa... reviewed November 22, 2005
How To Get Rid Of The Undead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
That was really good. A great send-up of horror movie cliches, and the way you tied it to the "Thriller" music video was hilarious. Just be careful about using copyrighted music. They might take it do... reviewed November 22, 2005
Full Of Lead! by meadows1986 Action
Some very cool editing and battle scenes. It's nice to have voice work, and most of it was well done, although there were a few cheesy spots. All in all, though, a very nice war flick. Keep up the good work. reviewed November 21, 2005
The Curver by mdizzog Comedy
There were some pacing issues (cut those long, static shots down) and the voice acting needs some work, the movie is very funny. Some music would help too. reviewed November 20, 2005
Battle at Bushido by augie64 Sci-Fi
Very nice. Huge points for originality, every other sci-fi flick has been in a space-ship to this point or as a pseudo horror film. The sound work is good, but it sounds like you were moving your mic ... reviewed November 20, 2005
Joseph Montana Vs The Quick Shot Kid by Abboman Action
Good movie. Well shot, but there are a few continuity errors you should watch out for in the future. For example, in one scene you have Montana walking on one side of the screen and Malone on the othe... reviewed November 19, 2005
Soul Cleanser by stevostanley Horror
Excellent voice work. Very good editing, good use of music, very well done overall. The only thing that keeps it from getting 5 stars is its length; it's not that it's short, but that it seems more li... reviewed November 19, 2005
Need a friend by Ziggs Action
That was really... weird. It still made me chuckle. Nice voice work for something that's less than thirty seconds. reviewed November 19, 2005
Dr Know by MrCran Action
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Man, this is great. You captured the Bond film formula PERFECTLY. Hot women, lots of action (really, some of the best sequences I've seen in any film on this site, puts my movie's battles to shame), c...
reviewed November 19, 2005
Revenge Of The Lotus Fist Part 1 by mrfatpockets Action
A nice action movie. Definitely needs some dialogue, written or spoken, as it's kind of difficult to figure out why exactly any of this is happening. There are a few continuity errors (in one shot it'... reviewed November 18, 2005
The Lonesome Pea[be polite!] by erinnicole93 Romance
Very funny. I love the South Park referrence with the ending. reviewed November 18, 2005
Forest Fright by yonderboy Horror
A good start. It ends rather abruptly, but, as you say, this is the first in a series. Some nice editing and shot choices. Dialogue needs a little work, but all in all, a good effort. reviewed November 18, 2005
A Fallen Hero Part II - The Taste of Blood by MadJax_X Action
Very nicely done. The dialogue is a little forced here and there (mostly because of over-use of the f-word), but the action is much better than in the first one and the movie is shot and edited very w... reviewed November 16, 2005
My Trip Through The Movies - LV by richke Comedy
Still as good as the original. I feel bad this got removed, it really deserved the top spot. It completely captured the experience of all us TMO freaks out here, plus it was hilarious to boot. reviewed November 16, 2005
Lunch with the Right Wing Ep 1 by Keledron Comedy
Nice VO work, but I didn't find it funny. These jokes are pretty tired and cliche. reviewed November 14, 2005
CS meets DoD LOL!!!1! by STARSBarry Action
Being an avid DoD player, I can say that a lot of matches turn into this. You might want to not do the whole thing in leet; the joke gets old when it's basically the whole movie. A nice idea, though. reviewed November 14, 2005
Max Benedict by Mithran Action
Pretty good. reviewed November 14, 2005
Station by MrCrono Horror
A neat psychological thriller. Definitely elements of Saw at work here, but it also reminded me in places of Oldboy. Looking forward to a follow-up movie. Try to tighten up your subtitle placement; so... reviewed November 13, 2005
The Abandoned by Atmosphear Horror
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Very good horror movie. Some nice homages to 28 Days Later and the Romero zombie flicks. Can't wait to see what else you come up with.
reviewed November 13, 2005
Scar Nose by Juno100 Action
We get it: If people owe you money, you'll kill them, and you don't care. I'll give you credit for at least trying to do voice work with this, but the accent (I assume you were trying for an accent) w... reviewed November 13, 2005
It Bit My Behind The Trailor by hag1TSOTSO Comedy
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A well-shot teaser. I hope you turn this into a full-lenght feature here.
reviewed November 13, 2005
Noob Wars by markrichardbehenna Comedy
A nice skewering of online shooters. Good job. reviewed November 13, 2005
My Baby and a Chicken by tseng10 Comedy
Some very funny bits and excellent use of music. My only real complaints would be that some of the scenes need to be edited down as the run too long with nothing happening and there were a few continu... reviewed November 13, 2005
Untouchable The U2K Story by Tareeq Action
I have no idea wtf I just watched. Two stars for being so absurd that it was kind of funny. reviewed November 13, 2005
Caught Between by Serendipity Sci-Fi
It would really help if this had any sound at all. reviewed November 13, 2005
Hass aus dem Weltraum by OxBlood Sci-Fi
Visually, this is fantastic. I haven't taken any German for years now, so I didn't pick up all the jokes, but from what I could understand the dialogue was really good. Great job. reviewed November 13, 2005
Joe Anderson for City Counsel by DeusExMachinima Comedy
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I laughed out loud through the whole thing. Seriously, I hated your intelligent design flick (not because of the politics, I just didn't find it funny), but this is absurdist humor at its best. Fire T...
reviewed November 13, 2005
Doctor Copter by jxai Comedy
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Very twisted and funny. The dialogue is good, just work on maintaining continuity between shots (try cutting away or something if you can't get the action from scene to scene to line up correctly).
reviewed November 13, 2005
no mans land by callywally91 Action
The dialogue needs a lot of work. Also, the story doesn't make a lot of sense. What war is this supposed to be? You've got people dressed in WWI, WWII, and Vietnam uniforms and using weapons like MP5s... reviewed November 13, 2005
Love Kills 2 Zombie Love by Tmplrknght Sci-Fi
Weird. The dialogue just all runs together and needs work. Plus, the story doesn't make much sense. Props for the subtitles like "random zombiness" and "super cool zombie fight," though. That was funny. reviewed November 13, 2005
Wrath of the Pharoh by Flashman1972 Horror
Definitely reminded me of Evil Dead II. Work on the dialogue, and a few parts didn't make sense, but overall a nice horror movie. Please check out my latest, Lord of Berlin, and let me know what you t... reviewed November 13, 2005
The Slaughtering Fields by Majicman182 Action
Yeah, this made no sense at all, there were a ton of continuity errors, and the dialogue needs major work. Two stars just for the length. reviewed November 13, 2005
2 Lovers and a Ninja by BigManWIthAGun Action
Pretty funny dialogue, but there were some continuity problems that made no sense. Nice job though. reviewed November 13, 2005
Smokey by CyberOps Action
Kind of disjointed. The bar scene didn't really do anything except take up time, he just shoots the banker for no reason, and why was he telling a bum about how he robbed a bank? Still, it shows promi... reviewed November 13, 2005
Das Geheimnis by Schizophren Action
My German's a little rusty, but this was a nice revenge/murder movie. reviewed November 13, 2005
Saints Row by Cami013 Action
The subtitles flash by way too quickly to read. Plus, there are a lot of continuity errors. For example, you have them driving away from the hotel hit in one car and then it cuts to them in a differen... reviewed November 13, 2005
Hitchiking Is Naughty by ES_Productions Horror
Kung-fu fighting + zombies + scantily-clad hot chicks = good family fun. Impressive first effort. reviewed November 13, 2005
One Morning In Jail by Sheya Comedy
Very funny. Nice VO work. Let me know what you think of my latest. reviewed November 13, 2005
Sie wissen was zun tu by Ho11iday Action
Nice VO work. Kind of short, so I didn't really get what was going on, specifically what the two character's relationship was. reviewed November 13, 2005
War of the Ages by XeroHedgehog Action
I thought of this more as a comedy than a war movie, although it did have some nice action sequences. If that wasn't your intention, no offence intended. Voice acting was good, but the script could us... reviewed November 13, 2005
Rabbits vs Ducks by joethemonkey Action
Beyond bizarre. Fun, though. You can't help but enjoy watching cute little animals at war. reviewed November 13, 2005
Far From Home by Sookta Action
A very twisted revenge tale. The voice acting worked sometimes, and I understand this is supposed to be noir, but you kind of took the word "monotone" to new heights. Regardless, well edited and origi... reviewed November 13, 2005
From War to Hell and Back Again by tom_bz Horror
Very good voice work. I really liked this. Very trippy and disturbing. reviewed November 13, 2005
The Visitor by irishred Action
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Very dramatic. The story is one of the most mature and thoughtful I've seen of any film on this site. The only problem is on the technical side. No, I'm not talking about the sound, as I had the same ...
reviewed November 13, 2005
Cheeeeeeap Ass! Cluck you! by Mr_Grimm Action
Very dramatic. The story is one of the most mature and thoughtful I've seen of any film on this site. The only problem is on the technical side. No, I'm not talking about the sound, as I had the same ... reviewed November 13, 2005
Kill Phil by ross001 Action
Those voices are really amazing! I can't believe how realistic they sound. What tool are you using for them? Other than that, this is a very tight film. Bonus points for using an Agent-47 style chara... reviewed November 13, 2005
Lost World by kurst Action
Very weird... but I enjoyed it. It's hard to classify, as first it seems like it's a comedy skewering the tedium of the game Second Life (I don't know if enough people have heard of it to get the joke... reviewed November 13, 2005
Kill The Rabit by STARS Action
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Hilarious. Made me laugh out loud, especially the end. It didn't really apply for this, but with future efforts, try to incorporate some dialogue. And please check out Lord of Berlin and let me know ...
reviewed November 13, 2005
No Bounty by Cranium8768 Action
Great work! A huge improvement over your first film. Much more complex, both in the story and the techniques you used. My only suggestion would be to watch your subtitle placement. Sometimes the text ... reviewed November 13, 2005
27th Bounty by Cranium8768 Action
Nicely shot and edited. The dialogue is a little clumsy at times, but writing takes practice. A great start. Please check out Lord of Berlin! reviewed November 13, 2005
Spacebabes by bobblehead Sci-Fi
You can't go wrong with scantily clad, enormously breated women all over the screen. Some dialogue, written or spoken, would help, especially at the beginning, which is pretty slow. reviewed November 13, 2005
Three Hot Chicks by Netherfreak Romance
LOL! Bizarre. You know people are going to be pissed about, well, I won't ruin the twist. Very creative. reviewed November 13, 2005
The 6th Street Horror by Chubz Horror
A well made, although pretty standard, horror flick. reviewed November 13, 2005
A Wolfs Moon by HollywoodFastEddieP Horror
Nice overall, but work on editing to maintain continuity. reviewed November 13, 2005
The Unforgaved by Shanepritc Action
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This is actually a pretty well-done abreviation of Unforgiven. Nice first effort.
reviewed November 13, 2005
Betrayal Part 1 by Yfopla Action
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Reminds me of John Woo's "The Killer."
reviewed November 13, 2005
I beat my wife because I love her by the_namel3ss_one Romance
Soon to be deleted, if not for the content, then the copyrighted music. As a friend of someone who's suffered domestic abuse, I can't say I found any of this funny. reviewed November 12, 2005
Timmy Time[bad-word!] by ltt Sci-Fi
I have no idea what's going on here. reviewed November 12, 2005
My Trip Through The Movies by richke Comedy
Un-freaking-believably funny. This is the only film made so far that has made me laugh out loud. Excellent, excellent work. reviewed November 12, 2005
Captain Love Blasts Off by Pseybert Action
Right in the robo-nuts... Weird, but funny. Nice job. reviewed November 12, 2005
Zombies are no fun by Skelch Horror
A nice start. Good use of music and some nice camera work, but you need to work on continuity and dialogue. Looking forward to future installments. reviewed November 12, 2005
Beauty The Beast in the Closet by RedSilk Comedy
Disturbing... but funny. Work on editing to maintain continuity and maybe add some dialogue on your next flick, but this was pretty hilarious (especially that last shot. It was just so long and awkwar... reviewed November 12, 2005
Un jour comme un autre by kijote Action
Nice editing, dialogue needs some work. reviewed November 11, 2005
Skull Of Iron by juztiss Action
Yeah, I had no idea what was going on here. Plus there were some editing problems (it changed from night to day from scene to scene), but woohoo for hot chicks in their underwear, so you get 2 stars. reviewed November 11, 2005
Around The Moon In 80 Seconds by GeraldPottier Comedy
Very funny. I definitely liked this a lot more than your newer movie. I agree with DeusEx, make more like this! reviewed November 11, 2005
Huntress Of Sol by GeraldPottier Sci-Fi
Rated VR (Very Retarded) You've got that right. There were some nice editing in this, but other than that, pretty dumb. On a seperate note, it always amazes me that when one person criticizes someth... reviewed November 11, 2005
Captain Brilliant and The Space Raiders by BrilliantBrian Sci-Fi
The lack of sound hurts this one a lot. reviewed November 11, 2005
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
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So... it's supposed to be making fun of intelligent design, except... there's nothing ABOUT intelligent design in here... just a bunch of tired "If you have a problem with evolution, well, then you mu...
reviewed November 11, 2005
Killing in the Name of by Jeremy252 Action
Nice editing, simple but good story, very nicely done. Props. reviewed November 11, 2005
The Trouble with Marcy by Spade0013 Comedy
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The editing tools are your friend. Nice, simple movie, but you need to cut down some of the scenes for continuity and pacing. Otherwise, very enjoyable.
reviewed November 11, 2005
Saddle Up Sally by taswell Action
Holy hell... it's like a flashback to every movie from the 80s. No plot, techno music, random staring at the camera... reviewed November 10, 2005
Die by Jaruseleh Horror
Nice. reviewed November 10, 2005
The Rake Of Heroes by PantheraM Comedy
The story's kind of non-existent, but it was well "filmed" and edited. Nice. reviewed November 10, 2005