MrSmithee
Number of Movies: 24
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.32

Number of Movies Reviewed: 390
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 8
Average Rating Given: 3.81
 
Movies Released by MrSmithee
Johnny Got His Gun - Listen Horror
"A suicide truck bombing in the northern city of Tal Afar is the deadliest single attack since the beginning of the Iraq war in 2003, a high-ranking Iraqi Interior Ministry official said as a new deat... posted March 30, 2007
Number B - The Devils Letter Action
The war between Numbers and Letters has finally erupted. B, the infamous female assassin, has chosen her side and is ready to do what she does best: kick ass and look hot. This will be my last chees... posted January 12, 2007
A Bullet for Becky Action
Alan Smithee's entry for the "Finish the Story" competition. Gary Daniels was once the feared and respected member of a local gang. Becky took all of that away from him. . . Starring. . . Jared Gol... posted October 9, 2006
A Bullet for Becky Action Not Rated
No Description posted October 9, 2006
Outlaws of the Bog Action
I was in labor for two months, giving birth to this illegitimate child of Quentin Tarantino and Chuck Palahniuk. Loosely based on Shi Nai'an's ancient Chinese novel (Outlaws of the Marsh), Outlaws of... posted September 6, 2006
Outlaws of the Bog Action Not Rated
No Description posted September 6, 2006
Number B Action
In the world of assassins, "B" is a name known to all. She's quiet, sexy, and always gets the job done -- no matter the costs. But when a psychotic businessman becomes her next target, will it be too ... posted July 28, 2006
Inborn Act Two Horror
This is probably my last movie not to use Stunts and Effects. I really like this. You can watch Act One at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/72349 . Man, I really like this one. Special thanks to t... posted June 12, 2006
Mamas Boi Comedy
This movie follows the exploits of Officer Scott Boi and his trusted partner/mother. Together, they are an unstoppable duo of justice, protecting the city from a variety of mild annoyances. Scott Bo... posted May 12, 2006
Inborn Act One Action
Here's the basic premise: You find yourself locked in a cabin with a man pointing a gun at you. Do you trust your instincts? Your memories? Or are they just distractions to keep you away from the t... posted April 7, 2006
One Uncomfortable Moment Romance
I pulled all the stops on this one: custom titles, custom music, and, even more tiring, custom voice overs. I would like to thank the beautiful and talented Anita Long for allowing me to use her voic... posted March 15, 2006
Bad Wednesday Action
This is a short action movie in the style of Frank Miller. It's also my first attempt at using voice overs so you might want to turn up your speakers. posted March 6, 2006
A Dick With Big Balls Comedy
Well, I think this is really funny. Executive Producer: Micheal Moore posted February 18, 2006
StarCrap Comedy
This is based on a true story about my roommates. Well, the Jesus part is true. posted February 14, 2006
When They Have Horns Comedy
Interesting Fact: The ending of this film was actually directed by Uwe Bowl. posted February 7, 2006
Third Stop Action
Initial feedback for this film has not been very promising, so I am now recommending that confused viewers check out First Stop and Second Stop before submitting a review. posted February 4, 2006
The Adventures of Zorma Zelta Sci-Fi
A sci-fi epic that explores the unfathomable realm of the human subconscious mind. There's lasers, too. posted January 29, 2006
Second Stop Action
The seconds are ticking for Eric Zhou. posted January 27, 2006
S and M and V Comedy
Judy Glass is in for big surprise when she gets to her hotel room. posted January 26, 2006
First Stop Action
Action, drama, and a whopping cliffhanger mark this 1963 action flick from Banana Factory. posted January 23, 2006
The Botsteins Sci-Fi
An interesting look at how national imperialism may change the psyches of thousands in the future. posted January 22, 2006
Jacks Last [not-so-nice-word!] Action
Vengence and a vagina are never a good combination. . . posted January 21, 2006
Whiskers Horror
Who doesn't like werewolves? Watch to find out. posted January 20, 2006
Ill Be Back in September Action Not Rated
No Description posted January 19, 2006
 
Movies Reviewed by MrSmithee
The Holy Visit by MefuneAkira Comedy
He-hi-larious. Great creativity with the three scenes, and of course, masterful use of overlays and music (where's that song from?). Another film worthy of Mefune Akira's name and proves just what I... reviewed April 10, 2007
Black Widows Ink Blot Tests 101 by Dulci Horror
Very rarely do I come across a character that I both despise and emphathize with. The Black Widow is very. . . entertaining and I can't wait to watch her in future films. reviewed April 2, 2007
Instinct by Throwaxe Sci-Fi
Oh, wow. "Alien meets Agatha Christie"--I couldn't have said it better myself. This movie is perfect. Perfect VOs, perfect music choices, camera angles, overlays; everything was spot on. Although ... reviewed March 14, 2007
The Courage Within III by MefuneAkira Sci-Fi
Oh, wow. Holy crap, wow! I knew it was going to be good, but. . . wow! Where to begin? Part three of the Courage Within saga introduces a number of new characters and mechanics to the world behind... reviewed March 8, 2007
Judes Law by RaYdAwG Action
Very nice movie. You had some great camera angles and a wonderful soundtrack. Jude was a likeable and realistic character; making her the mother of a whiney, teenage girl adds a lot of depth and sep... reviewed February 19, 2007
Dulci Does TMO by Dulci Comedy
I knew it. I knew it! Although I wonder why Riott wasn't in there. . . reviewed February 19, 2007
No One Waits Forever -Two- by mlederer Action
A great ending for a great spy story. You did everything right--the evil billionaire, the sexy CIA agent, the unfaltering robot. Good stuff. Things seemed to progress a little too quickly for my ta... reviewed February 6, 2007
No One Waits Forever -One- by mlederer Action
Pretty cool. I like the music and the whole style of the movie as a whole, but I still feel disconnected from Max. Maybe it was because he was only in about a third of the film or because his "witty... reviewed February 6, 2007
Scramble (Part Two) by postmodernchuck Sci-Fi
Kick ass. I think I understood most of that. Like the first one, you play around a lot with memories and love, and although that's become pretty cliche in modern stories, you make it seem completely... reviewed January 28, 2007
Poetry Of Plague The Permission Slip by God_Of_Plague Comedy
Funny poem, but I feel that there was just so much more that could have been done visually. reviewed January 26, 2007
TRAILER The Courage Within III by MefuneAkira Sci-Fi
Perfect trailer (but I never give trailers more than three stars). I'll be the first one to watch the real thing. reviewed January 23, 2007
Fata Morgana (Mirage) by Daninsky Comedy
I read about this effect on the forums; thanks for making a demo for it. I might have to use it for my next film. reviewed January 20, 2007
Scramble (Part One) by postmodernchuck Sci-Fi
Wow. Now that was pretty frickin' cool. Great camera angles, VOs, sets, music choices, and of course a mysterious and captivating story. The exploration of the reliability of memories really remind... reviewed January 13, 2007
The Seductress EP 1 by Amabeginzordawg Horror
Kind of funny, kind of scary, kind of stupid. Your music choices were right on (I hope they were all public domain) and fit the scenes perfectly. Props to your prop placement as well. I just couldn... reviewed January 12, 2007
FATED (part 1) by josephkw Action
Genius. First you make me think it's the hitch hiker, then the Asian guy, then the cop, only to make me come back to the hitch hiker. Good stuff. Good voices (the ones that weren't muffled) and mus... reviewed December 7, 2006
Vacation Havana! by Majicman182 Action
Eh. Pretty entertaining, but I had some trouble hearing the VOs (I always use subtitles with VOs) and the story was a little difficult to follow. I thought for sure that the film would chronicle tho... reviewed November 3, 2006
Little Black Riding Hood by tomasm Horror
Pretty cool. I loved the music and some of the camera angles. Great VOs by the main character (I'm a sucker for girls with accents), but the grandmother's voice just made me laugh. It was a little ... reviewed October 21, 2006
Bubbles (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Gross. Short. Funny. At it's safer than swallowing bubbles. reviewed October 20, 2006
Preview Rama by TempleoftheGods Comedy
Cute. Great VOs and overlays. You had some pretty funny lines in there, but I have to take off a star for using Family Guy's "Crucify This." reviewed October 20, 2006
Ninjitsu Sun Teaser Trailer by nukester Action
If this is anything like Fire and Forget, it'll be gold. The fact that you're waiting until 2007 to release it has me really intrigued as well. Cool trailer, loved the music. reviewed October 11, 2006
No Greater Fury by Throwaxe Action
Fanfreakingtastic. I can only imagine your frustrations in creating the overlays and then cutting the scenes at exactly the right time. It's worth it. This movie has what many works on TMO lack: st... reviewed October 7, 2006
10KILLS by michael_b6 Action
Wow. Very cool. I didn't really have any high hopes when I didn't hear VOs, but your placement of the subtitles was very unique. Your use of the freecam was amazing and the blue overlay in the bar ... reviewed October 7, 2006
Not Another Zombie Movie 3 by thejoe8pizza Comedy
Pretty funny stuff. The VOs need some work (as does your grammar), but the film is able to stand on its own with humor alone. I was about to give this three stars, but that last scene with the Chris... reviewed October 2, 2006
Sweetdude by duxy Comedy
Great stuff. I loved Sourman, and the fact that you can actually make fun of it says a lot about you as a director and as a human being. Good story, good voice overs (riott is awesome), and great id... reviewed September 26, 2006
Choices by Dulci Romance
This isn't the kind of movie I usually watch, but enjoyable nonetheless. I'm confused though; were there three women or four? That overlay that kept coming up showed four main women, but I think I c... reviewed September 9, 2006
The Sweat Awards by sweatyshoulder Action
Very cute idea for an awards show ceremony. I liked the alien, but I didn't like the part where I didn't win anything. . . reviewed September 8, 2006
The Courage Within II by MefuneAkira Action
Amazing. Great story, great music, great overlays. You've blended humor and action so smoothly. I love you. reviewed September 8, 2006
LMAO Studios Trailer The courage Within II by MefuneAkira Action
I love overlays. Checking out the film now. reviewed September 8, 2006
A Bullets Guilt by DavidLT Action
Not a bad film. This is one of the few TMO movies I've seen that truly doesn't need any words. reviewed September 8, 2006
The Egyptian Curse by Fozz20 Action
Pretty cool. I loved the music (Newgrounds?) and some of the artistic camera angles. That said, I couldn't help but feel that this could have been shortened to ten minutes as some of the scenes just... reviewed September 8, 2006
Oh Its On Funk Shinkon Kerabuyu by mixmasterfestus Comedy
Wow. I really have no idea how you did all that--unless you used a thousand overlay screens. You are the King Midas of TMO. reviewed September 6, 2006
Espionage World Subsistence Trailer by DarthSim64 Action
Nice choice of music. I hope this isn't just a MGS3 film with different names. Although, that would be totally cool. Look for your poster in the Poster Request Thread. reviewed August 21, 2006
Trapped mit Untertiteln by mlederer Romance
That was perfect! I love the story, the music, the overlays, and probably the VOs if I understood German. Very professional. I've got to wonder, though, why the guy would go back out there (with th... reviewed August 20, 2006
Pretty Hate Machine by ninette1 Action
I think I saw that music video somewhere. . . but there was more nudity. reviewed August 17, 2006
A Woman In The Mirror by Mogulman321 Horror
Pretty good movie, but. . . I don't get it. Was there something I was supposed to get? I was waiting for some twist at the end, some scene to make me jump and say "Oh!" Wasn't there. This is still... reviewed August 11, 2006
Cold Hearted by 02PARSIM Sci-Fi
That is one spiffy poster you've got there. Ha. So, this definitely reminds me of I, Robot. I like the plot, I like the use of overlays, and I like the girl taking a shower with a towel on. Althou... reviewed August 9, 2006
HELL(it aint so bad!) by alfric Action
This wasn't so bad. I had trouble hearing some of the VOs, and I know this movie could have been three minutes shorter. Nevertheless, the plot is fairly original and if Sean Connery is able to provi... reviewed August 9, 2006
So Here I Am by mixmasterfestus Horror
Powerful. I can really empathize with the character. I wouldn't mind this being a little longer. reviewed August 7, 2006
The Kingston Kidnapping by cronicclapper Action
Ha. Not a bad little movie. It's kind of refreshing to see an all-black cast in a TMO film. You blended your action scenes well with humor (I loved when Glass kept punching the guy in the face over... reviewed August 7, 2006
Saturn Man Returns by JSim07 Sci-Fi
Oh, man. You can't leave me hanging like that! This was fantastic. One of my favorite subtitled films. Your use of overlays was genius and your choice of music (even if it was in-game music)was pe... reviewed August 7, 2006
The First TMO Convention by Ryan33 Comedy
I'm offended. I only suck Warcraft players' dicks. I loved the idea and the passion you seemed to have against TMO. reviewed August 6, 2006
Cold Hearted (Trailer) by 02PARSIM Sci-Fi
Looks pretty interesting. I'm working on the poster now. reviewed August 5, 2006
Hes The GREATEST DANCER!!! by wazmaster5794 Comedy
I don't know what to say. Randomness is only rarely funny, which this movie seems to prove. I'm giving you an extra star because I like bananas. reviewed August 4, 2006
The Hybrid Theory by Thonyia Sci-Fi
Wow. I think this is my new favorite S&E movie. I didn't understand a lot of it (What's a hybrid? How did the hot chick get captured?), but enjoyed it all the same. Great VOs, great music, great c... reviewed August 4, 2006
A Special Treat by axecinema Comedy
I saw a nipple! I'm reporting you! You're in trouble! Ha. Seriously though, double-you tee eff? Great song. reviewed August 4, 2006
MAD MONKEYS by Deathstar17 Romance
So, that was pretty terrible. Like torture terrible. Movies like this make me question why I use Reviewtrader. I can't even think of any advice to give you (except maybe to stop making movies). Yo... reviewed August 4, 2006
Quick by denzell Action
This is a great beginning for a movie. I didn't care about the character at all until the end. Creative editing. reviewed August 4, 2006
Innocence - Part 2 by vesobe Action
Another great film. You did everything right. I especially liked those camera angles for the SWAT team -- it really reminded me of. . . some other movie. Maybe Ocean's Eleven? No, I didn't like Oc... reviewed August 4, 2006
Innocence - Part 1 by vesobe Action
Wow. This was great. Great dialogue, great voices (especially the guy werewolf), and great music. Just great. Very interesting take on the idea of werewolves, especially since everyone seems to be... reviewed August 4, 2006
False Reality by bricksfilms Action
Very well done. I saw the twist coming (the title really gives it away) but still enjoyed this tale of a man who refused to believe in his own life. Some of the dialogue seemed a little unnatural to... reviewed August 3, 2006
A Day As a Blue Man Eps 1 by thenextspeilberg10 Comedy
Was that a dog on the roof? Funny stuff, but I can't help but feel you could add some more jokes about the Blue Man Group drumming on. . . things and doing other. . . things. (Although it's not real... reviewed August 1, 2006
Americas Girl Gets Married by MrAllison Romance
This movie idea has been done before and still doesn't interest me. This isn't bad for a trailer, but I'd avoid using the romance font in the future (it's very hard to read unless I make the film full screen). reviewed July 31, 2006
The Death Of Movie Reviewers by riott007 Comedy
Beautiful. You've perfectly presented my hatred towards every 13 year-old boy on here. I'll end my review thusly, in fear of getting kicked in the balls. reviewed July 31, 2006
How to Catch a Man by riott007 Comedy
Shallow, disgusting, sexist, and completely hilarious. You're my new favorite director. reviewed July 31, 2006
O by riott007 Comedy
I know that FEELING. Why did you have to remind me? Great blend of VOs and subs. Great, great VOs -- funny and emotional. "Do you know any midgets?" Oh, man. I have to take a shower. reviewed July 31, 2006
The rescue pissing by alexmex Comedy
A really stupid idea for a movie, but pulled off brilliantly. You chose the scenes well; they really matched the voices. And those voices! I think that was the funniest part. I especially loved th... reviewed July 31, 2006
The Jeremiah Mystery (You Guess) by WorldPictures Horror
Cute idea for a movie (or TV) premise, but I just couldn't get into it. There were just a lot of fast scenes and spooky sound effects (which were pretty professional, I must say). Your synopsis give... reviewed July 31, 2006
The Unreal by adison11 Horror
I don't usually enjoy horror movies, but I must say that this one kind of freaked me out. Although there wasn't really a lot in terms of story, your use of the free cam and those sound effects (was t... reviewed July 30, 2006
Computer Illiterate by chiprocks1 Sci-Fi
He. Cute, but not funny. I dig the camera angles in the beginning. reviewed July 29, 2006
Autumn Leaves Always Leaves Pt 1 by Winters_Halo Romance
Okay. I think you used your own voice and then drastically changed the pitch to make yourself sound like a girl. That doesn't work. I'd recommed looking on the forums for your next episode -- there... reviewed July 29, 2006
The Chronicles of Molyneux - RELOADED by TripWire21 Comedy
Featured Review
Oh man, that was great. I almost started to tune out after I saw the "It Ain't Over Yet" scene, but I'm glad I didn't. Great voices, great music choice, just great.
reviewed July 29, 2006
The ToddFather by deenswe2003 Action
I liked it. Although there wasn't anything that really made this film more unique than any other mafia movie, it did have a certain charm that I can't quite put my finger on. The guy with the ponyta... reviewed July 29, 2006
The Raggedy Man by Cynroth Horror
An average movie. There's technically nothing wrong with it, but there's also nothing that makes it stand out from any other horror flick. I'd like to see what kind of films you can make in sandbox mode. reviewed July 28, 2006
Fire and Forget III by nukester Action
Wow. I don't even want to imagine how much time you put into this. The story, the music, the voice overs, it was all very professional. I'll even forgive you for using "It ain't over yet." I'm sor... reviewed July 28, 2006
King Kung Pow Episode 4 by cronicclapper Action
I like the idea of this new villian with the ugly glasses; I don't like the lack of humor. I see what you're trying to do with the story, but I think it takes away from what people loved about the ea... reviewed July 28, 2006
The Courage Within by MefuneAkira Action
Wow. And here I thought you could only make comedies. Don't get me wrong; I laughed many times during the movie, but this fits in perfect as an action/sci-fi saga as well. The audio really makes th... reviewed July 28, 2006
blowing chunks by magic_school_bus Comedy
Kind of funny, kind of stupid. I admire you for making a comedy about anorexia, but the story was presented in a very strange, unnatural way. The entire plot was just a little too odd for me, but I ... reviewed July 28, 2006
Angels and Demons Part I by Seanahue Sci-Fi
Very good. The story is told very effectively and survives even without voice overs. There are a lot mysteries in this tale, and my only complaint is that this film is a bit too mysterious. I still... reviewed July 28, 2006
Scape Goat by JackRabbit Comedy
Those damn British Native Americans! This is genius on so many levels. I love the voices, the humor, and the pure ridiculousness of it all. You're getting bookmarked. reviewed July 28, 2006
e u a preview trailer by LtFury Action
I never give trailers more than three stars. This trailer got me interested in the movie, but it didn't really explain why this movie would be so different from every other alien movie out there. Th... reviewed July 28, 2006
Henching The Greatest Career Ever! by conspiracyroadkill Comedy
An informative film about a class of workers we take for granted. I loved the idea and how it was presented, but some of the jokes were just a little too corny for me ("unless he was a mole"). Watch... reviewed July 28, 2006
Mr Smith (trailer) by madmazz Romance
Mysterious. I'm interested. reviewed July 28, 2006
Titania- The Trailer by Killer_Actress Action
I don't give trailers more than three stars, but you definitely earned these. I'm very interested to see what the final movie will look like (hopefully, you'll make the VOs louder). reviewed July 28, 2006
Oh Its On Remix by mixmasterfestus Action
Amazing. I have to find out how to do those custom overlays. reviewed July 27, 2006
Oh Its On 3 Ouichi Genshi Basutaa Alpha by mixmasterfestus Action
I don't know what to say. What can I say? You're a god. reviewed July 27, 2006
The GAY by Kireblade Horror
Great satire. This really reminded me of a South Park episode. The Federal Marriage Amendment didn't pass so we're safe for now, but there's a whole lot of congressmen (and presidents) out there who... reviewed June 13, 2006
Trouble in Lonewolf! by MefuneAkira Comedy
When most people make up a script in fourteen seconds, it's utter crap. This, on the other hand, is some good [shhhh!]. Aliens versus cowboys versus chickens versus prostitutes versus clowns versus ... reviewed June 12, 2006
Teen From Space by nooctip Comedy
Cute idea for a movie. The subtitles went a little too fast and a lot of the music didn't really fit the scenes, but still pretty enjoyable to watch. I like the name "Tizza." reviewed June 12, 2006
Awakening by Dulci Romance
Kate Chopin is masturbating up in heaven. I didn't think I would enjoy such a short movie (especially one about a depressed housewife), but that music combined with your voice really got to me. Keep... reviewed June 12, 2006
ROCK HARD by ninette1 Comedy
Amazing stuff! 13,012 paternity suits?! This is definitely your best film, Ninette1. I loved the music, the voices, and especially the special effects. The movie presents an important message for ... reviewed June 12, 2006
Excerpts From The Raven by Dulci Horror
Cool. I hope you do the rest of the poem. It was interesting to hear it in a woman's voice and make up a story for her and Lenore (sisters? lesbian lovers?). Great use of the free cam and that tapp... reviewed June 9, 2006
Fire in Barrack 18 by kaz1 Action
Not much of a movie; more of an excuse to show a bunch of new scenes from Stunts and Effects. I guess it's funny that a single cigarette destroyed an entire city. reviewed June 9, 2006
Wheres My Cat by vikinghillblly Comedy
Pretty decent movie. The subtitles went a little too fast but I like the rabbit calmly explaining the war between chicken, cats, and rabbits. Check the Poster Request Thread for your poster. reviewed June 9, 2006
Love Puddle by krafty Comedy
Very funny song. And very gross. Girls gots ta know 'bout the love puddle! I didn't understand the point of a lot of the scenes, but I guess that's to be expected in a music video. Keep making great songs. reviewed June 4, 2006
Black Glove by Amateur-Associates Action
Okay. I enjoyed that. Great job on the music and the girl disappearing/reappearing trick. The personal narrative form got really boring really fast. I'd recommend getting a lot more voice actors i... reviewed June 3, 2006
The BlairBush Project by StokeStudios Comedy
Great music. Now for the bad: I understand what you were going for, wanting to show Bush and Blair's relationship in a comedic light and hint at a homosexual relationship. Funny stuff. Unfortunatel... reviewed June 2, 2006
Deathreaper by Leo1234 Horror
Wait. So who was the Deathreaper? And why did he only kill people in that chick's family? Now I have to watch the sequel. Thanks a lot. The voice overs were a little quiet and some of the scenes ... reviewed June 2, 2006
The Evil Within by PeteyLin Horror
Featured Review
I don't watch a lot of movies with Nazis as heroes, but I'd have to guess that this one is the best. There was very little character development for a movie this long, and that same set with that sam...
reviewed June 2, 2006
To Make a Stand by infinite Action
Not a bad little film. It progressed a bit too quickly though; characters weren't introduced and motives weren't clearly stated. I saw your request for a poster in the forums and I'd like to throw a... reviewed May 31, 2006
Seinfeld by libertyfry Comedy
Please don't upload stupid movies. Especially when they're named after one of the greatest pieces of television history. (It makes everyone look bad.) reviewed May 31, 2006
Prank CallsThe Movie! by Dave180786 Comedy
Hehe. It sounded like "[censored!]." Pretty original idea, but I can't give you any more stars if the VOs are just from a radio station. reviewed May 24, 2006
Highschool (Sucks) preview by MiaLiev Comedy
I never give trailers more than three stars. The movie looks like it could be pretty promising. I had to chuckle about the locking doors bit. I'm not so sure about introducing all the characters li... reviewed May 23, 2006
The Dream Girl by peld Comedy
Pretty funny movie. Well, at least the ending was funny. I really liked the VOs. I don't know why. The movie may not have made a whole lot of sense, but when that sheman open his/her mouth and spo... reviewed May 23, 2006
Beam Of The Laser by thejimbo Sci-Fi
What was that? You need subtitles. And an ending. I'm also not sure why you called the main character a "girl" in your description when she has gray hair. reviewed May 23, 2006
The Groundmans Revenge by nascarlover Horror
Not very scary, but definitely well made. The idea of a cemetary groundsman taking revenge in his own cemetary seems pretty original to me, but then again I don't watch a lot of horrors. Good movie ... reviewed May 22, 2006
Ku Klux Klan Death Camp by herr_lipp Comedy
I love the idea for this movie, but it just didn't play out like I hoped it would. First off, the opening music was good, but didn't fit in the first scenes. There was also a number of black stereot... reviewed May 21, 2006
It aint over yet by baktakor Comedy
I'm taking a star off because you used the "It ain't over yet" scene. Haha. Just kidding. Cute movie. Creepy laugh. reviewed May 21, 2006
King Kung Pow 3 Night Out by cronicclapper Action
Nice. This is turning into a very funny series. I'm not sure about the ending credits though; they seem pretty pointless since there was already a long introduction in the beginning. I love Master ... reviewed May 21, 2006
Horror Movie Trailer 1 by kevinduh Comedy
Okay. Kind of weird. I thought this was supposed to be a comedy like Scary Movie. It wasn't that funny. Or scary. Or mildy interesting. Maybe the movie will be a lot better. I don't know. I do... reviewed May 20, 2006
A Small Taste of Mezzanines Interlude by elizabethsusan Romance
I'm not sure if that was a trailer or not. I usually only give trailers three stars. It seems pretty interesting, and the custom credits, music, and VOs gave a very professional feel to it. That pr... reviewed May 20, 2006
Sourman by duxy Horror
Amazing. You're definitely getting bookmarked. This really explains a lot about depression, but more importantly it explains how one should view depression -- do something about it. A strong messag... reviewed May 20, 2006
Last Day by ubernewbie Romance
Very powerful film. Not many movies on TMO can evoke such empathy. You chose some great scenes to show, but your grammar was a little off. I believe many people do support our troops. Something th... reviewed May 17, 2006
Why You Shouldnt Watch the Porn Demo by KeViNp Comedy
Was that a movie? Too bad I already watched the porn demo. reviewed May 17, 2006
You Cant Set A Fart On Fire by KeViNp Comedy
Wow that's a bad video card. I can't give this more than three stars. reviewed May 17, 2006
VOTE THIS! by God_Of_Plague Comedy
Yeah! Ficus in '08! Ha. So not exactly timely, but a good film all the same. I definitely had flashbacks to those commercials with the old guys talking about how much of a pussy John Kerry was in ... reviewed May 17, 2006
47 vs Master Chief by Secretagent Action
Pretty cute. I loved the music (especially the techno remix of Silent Assasin) (don't worry, I'm no tattle-tale). Entertaining for a short movie. reviewed May 17, 2006
It Came From Where It Had Been (Dir Cut) by dfpiii Horror
Now that was funny. Great scene selection and kudos for making a long movie in story mode. We have to put an end to vegetarianism! reviewed May 16, 2006
King Kung Pow Episode 2 by cronicclapper Comedy
I was a little confused on the story again. This may be due to some of the characters' voices being too deep or the simple fact that it just wasn't explained. Great work on the custom screens though... reviewed May 16, 2006
King Kung POW by cronicclapper Comedy
Haha. Okay. So I'm a little confused as to why they wanted to make a superhero team and what that ending was supposed to mean. I loved the music though and the custom title screens. Extra points f... reviewed May 16, 2006
Alura (Episode 1) by Charlesdumont Sci-Fi
This could be promising. I got a little bored with all the dialogue, and I was confused about that battle in the beginning. Not bad. reviewed May 16, 2006
Trapped in TMO !!! by killerbee5 Comedy
Very cute. The sets and the mumbling are all things that TMOers can relate to. You could have expanded on some other ideas but the film is at the perfect length now. I would recommend downloading a... reviewed May 15, 2006
Hokeymon Rage by gummer Comedy
A disappointing end to the Hokeymon series. Please tell me that you're making more. reviewed May 15, 2006
Hokeymon PETH by gummer Comedy
Shotgun attack. Awesome. reviewed May 14, 2006
Hokeymon Blue Balls (Part 2) by gummer Comedy
Another good one. reviewed May 14, 2006
Hokeymon BlueBalls (Part 1) by gummer Comedy
This is definitely my favorite series now. The way Likachu and Rash play off of each other is pure genius. Great voices, great jokes, great use of the much cliched dream sequences. Great! reviewed May 14, 2006
Mr And Mrs Clause by Projectx Romance
Kind of funny. Kind of cheesy. I really like the idea of Mrs. Clause being a homeless, drunk criminal -- you don't get to see that too often. I don't care for the first-person, past-tense narration... reviewed May 14, 2006
Imperium I by Ratonero Sci-Fi
Wow. I really liked that. This looks like the start of a great sci-fi saga that I have to keep an eye on. The beginning and ending theme music was pretty powerful. Muy bien. reviewed May 14, 2006
The Second Labor of Hercules by judyann88 Action
A little too straight-forward and boring. It was written thousands of years ago,I know, but even then storytellers had to put some oomph into it. Great hood mod though. reviewed May 14, 2006
Zombieville by verguit Comedy
I never give trailers more than three stars. This looks like it could be a pretty entertaining movie (are you going for a cross between Beetlejuice and Monkeybone?). Thanks for your review. As far ... reviewed May 14, 2006
Dont Laugh at Me VO Edition by rjb2112 Romance
Very powerful film. The woman's voice really conveyed her fear and submissiveness. I don't think that the rock music in the middle really fit the tone of the movie and I wish that the characters' pe... reviewed May 14, 2006
If I Had The Stagecoach Set by Ratqueen Comedy
Pretty cute movie. I don't know why it took me so long to finally watch it (thanks, reviewtrader). You have a very professional-sounding voice by the way. reviewed May 14, 2006
Bmaitland TV Showdown! by bmaitland Comedy
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That was really stupid. How the he11 has this been getting five star reviews? I did not find this funny in the least. It may be because this is a part of a series, but your biggest problems lie in ...
reviewed May 13, 2006
The Monster From Outer Space (Remake) by paulknight82 Sci-Fi
Well-made film despite its severe lack in originality. reviewed May 13, 2006
Hokeymon Red by gummer Comedy
I really liked this. I was a huge Pokemon nerd so I really lost it when I saw Likachu just shoot the other guy. Great stuff. I'll have to check out the rest of the series later. reviewed May 13, 2006
Homos And You! by Prank4Sure Comedy
I loved the skit when it was on Family Guy, but I'm not really sure what you did to make it seem any better. You get points off for grammar too. reviewed May 13, 2006
Dance Twiggy by satansmunchkin Comedy
I've never really been a fan of the whole "randomness craze." Great action with the stick guys, but I think you need some custom music in there. Newgrounds has MILLIONS of great dance songs. reviewed May 9, 2006
The First Adventures of Twiggy and Sticky by satansmunchkin Action
Ha. Not too bad. I mean it's not too good, but you must have put a lot of work into this. Don't take other people's criticisms too seriously. Uwe Bowl wouldn't do that. Ha. reviewed May 9, 2006
Skin Deep by ubernewbie Romance
You don't get five stars for one punch line, but you do get my respect for, what at first seemed like, a personal, touching story. reviewed May 1, 2006
the taxi by kuwa0718 Action
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Space Channel 2 by mo-yu Comedy
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Fox The Immortal by nightmare2146 Comedy
This could be a good series depending on where you take it. I felt sorry for the guy but couldn't help laughing at his misfortune. I don't know if "Fox" is the best name for a zombie though. reviewed April 25, 2006
I am I and you are by Psychokatalog Romance
Not as good as others have hyped it up, but still a cool, trippy movie. I would have liked a conclusion, but maybe I just have to look out for a sequel. reviewed April 24, 2006
Stickman by dubblehellox Comedy
Haha. That sucked. Cute idea though. reviewed April 23, 2006
Confession from an Alcoholic by akinis Romance
The ending is what really made this film. His reason for being in jail was introduced so matter-of-factly and I could really hear the tears in his voice. Great music too. Enjoy getting hotpicked. reviewed April 23, 2006
My Breasts by satansmunchkin Romance
I didn't really get that. I thought it was supposed to be a comedy. reviewed April 23, 2006
Driven by StevenKreg Romance
Great, great movie. This is number one for a reason. I loved the effects you used for the voices. reviewed April 22, 2006
A Day in the Life of Chuck Norris by Ryan33 Comedy
Not enough roundhouse kicks. Your voice overs were good (even if a little low) but the movie just wasn't very funny. The Master Chief scene had no relevance to anything. On the plus side, this is t... reviewed April 19, 2006
When Reality Changed Part One!!! by groove44 Sci-Fi
I couldn't get myself into this. An alien plot to mildly annoy some humans just doesn't sound exciting to me. Don't use exclamation points in a title (especially more than one). reviewed April 19, 2006
Robozentative Commercial by alftansr Sci-Fi
Funny stuff. Just one problem: A woman robot like that would never get elected. reviewed April 16, 2006
Mr Monster and the Mummy by Gojira_Addicted Comedy
I didn't care for that at all. The subtitles were either on for too long or too short a time and the story itself made no sense at all. I didn't even know this was supposed to be a comedy until I re... reviewed April 16, 2006
Survival Game by Dylen Horror
Hey, I really liked that. This is very similar to Saw and my only complaint would be that it's too similar. Still, you managed to capture the fear and confusion of such an unfathomable situation tha... reviewed April 16, 2006
Spider Prefers Blondies by Snellavision Comedy
That was one of the funnier movies I've seen in awhile. Great voice overs. I loved the girls who sound like guys. reviewed April 15, 2006
Single In The City by biggstrek Comedy
This was a little too corny for my tastes, but still an excellent movie. The editing was right on and the voice overs were fantastic (especially the creepy guys). Keep up the good work. reviewed April 15, 2006
Snesga Episode 1 by reafreak29 Comedy
Tails sucked and so did this movie. Just kidding; it just wasn't funny or entertaining. Maybe I just don't like your voice. . . reviewed April 14, 2006
On The Fly With John Sky by reafreak29 Comedy
Pretty funny, but not five star material. The drug addict part just left me confused. reviewed April 14, 2006
Leet Fighters by reafreak29 Action
I really liked that. The story seemed pretty lame at first but once the battles started, it was excellent. I hope you make a sequel. By the way, is it true that you can use midis of copywritten son... reviewed April 14, 2006
Teaser - NeoTokyo by AxeCinema Sci-Fi
Some great custom work. I loved your poster too. reviewed April 13, 2006
One Stop Austronaut by somekindamovie Sci-Fi
I chuckled a few times, but nothing more. Pay more attention to your music choice and how you edit scenes (there were quite a few parts that could have been taken out). Isn't "One Stop Astronaut" on... reviewed April 12, 2006
Harry Is My Name by nutzhouse Comedy
It's hard not to see that one coming. Good presentation, but not funny enough for more than three stars. reviewed April 12, 2006
For the little Guys and Gals! by pegleg Action
One of the better subtitled movies I've seen. I know that the forums can look a lot like a high school cafeteria sometimes. reviewed April 11, 2006
Super Action Babe by nicvancamp Action
I would have expected more action and fanservice for a movie called "Super Action Babe." The film is a little too straightforward, even without any dialogue. reviewed April 11, 2006
Deathlist - Murder for Money by scavanga Action
That was an okay film. The VOs were hard to hear sometimes, but not bad for a non-native speaker. The dialogue needs some tuning to sound less artificial. reviewed April 11, 2006
Making the movies by holdmykidney Romance
Funny and relatable. The VOs were a little too soft. I would have given you another star if it were just a little longer. reviewed April 11, 2006
How Many Ways to Kill Mickie 16 by EricCottle Horror
Kind of pointless. Some more music would have helped. I liked the part when she quickly said "I cheated on you in Tennesse." reviewed April 11, 2006
Ninja Hour by Dragular Action
Lots of action, but nothing else. I hate the "Turbo Power" song. reviewed April 9, 2006
The Man by itchynipple Horror
I couldn't understand the story at all. The washing hands scene and checking of the pulse scene were unneccessary and confusing. You certainly have potential (the voice overs prove it) but this film... reviewed April 9, 2006
One bad minute by Spaceman72 Action
Wow, what a rush. Everything (with the exception of the German guy's voice) seemed like it was on fast forward. The story wasn't five star-material, but the film was extremely unique in how it combi... reviewed April 9, 2006
Farmer Jenkins! by kevinduh Comedy
That was stupid. I guess the voiceovers that were there were good, but the poor dog. . . reviewed April 8, 2006
SWORDS! Demo by robbiep Action
Not a bad demo. I'm downloading the sword now. reviewed April 8, 2006
Eternity by DirectorAdam90 Romance
This is a great movie for the cliched war drama genre. I loved the VOs and the music even seemed to fit after a while. On a side note, wasn't James Heller the name of the Secretary of Defense from l... reviewed April 7, 2006
Psychology of a Hitman by DaVoS888 Action
A good movie with only some minor flaws. The mechanics of this world you created kind of confused me. I'm not sure why the cop would want to kill the hitman just because the victim wanted him to. I... reviewed April 6, 2006
The Canadian Guy by reafreak29 Comedy
Really not as funny as your other works. The main character just got on my nerves and I think I only laughed at the beginning. reviewed April 6, 2006
Strobe Effect by padburypictures Sci-Fi
It was alright. The whole movie was just a rising action, though. A conclusion would be good. I loved the VOs. reviewed April 5, 2006
Bungle Book (prologue) by betelman Comedy
I liked it. You blended humor with some seriousness very well. I'll have to check out the real movie later. reviewed April 4, 2006
Unforgotten Memories by Bennettl Romance
Kind of cheesy, but still a touching movie. I don't understand how you think VOs would take away from the song; you could have had the dates in subtitles and then voices for the events. It's an okay... reviewed April 4, 2006
Buddy and the Zombie part 1! by EthanRunt Comedy
Pretty funny. I loved the zombie's voice and the way you used the stagecoach set. This could be a pretty good series. reviewed April 4, 2006
Hope and Consequence by kos78 Action
A great film that really spoke to me. I was jealous of you at first because of your MOMC review, but after seeing this film I would be proud to take a lower rating than you. reviewed April 4, 2006
The Adventures Of Justice Grease by reafreak29 Comedy
Hilarious. I'm glad I invested ten minutes of my life into this. The script, and music, and VOs were all spot on (although I have the suspicion that you're the only voice actor). I'll have to check... reviewed April 3, 2006
Justice Grease Villain Casting by reafreak29 Comedy
That had to be the worst Arnold impression ever. Funny stuff. reviewed April 3, 2006
The Adventures Of Justice Grease Intro by reafreak29 Comedy
A great little introduction. I can't wait to watch the series now (I really miss The Tick). Good music, by the way. reviewed April 3, 2006
Bush and Cheneys revenge by joshthegopher Comedy
Kind of funny, kind of stupid. That was probably the worst Cheney and Bush impression I've heard. I made similar movie that you might want to check out, "A Dick With Big Balls." I'd also recommend ... reviewed April 2, 2006
Stuck in TheMovies by Anykeyz Sci-Fi
A great film that all TMO players can relate to. You used the engine very creatively and it paid off. You deserve the Top 25. reviewed April 2, 2006
Armageddon Blues by steelblade_1 Comedy
Cute movie. I loved the alien voices. It all seemed kind of rushed but I guess that added to the humor. reviewed April 1, 2006
Obsession by akinis Horror
Pretty nice film. I actually made a movie with a very similar plot called "Bad Wednesday" if you're interested. I liked your poster, by the way. reviewed March 31, 2006
Dumb City Tales Episode 1 I-spy PI Inc by Timo666 Comedy
Pretty funny. I liked the voices but they didn't seem to synch well with the characters' mouths. reviewed March 30, 2006
What shall I wear (working edition 3) by chrishall9 Comedy
Very poor idea for a movie. I've seen much better fan-service-films. If you're looking for a naked costume check out The Movies Workshop. However, be aware that your movie would probably be removed... reviewed March 30, 2006
POL (Project Of Life) Teaser Trailer by Littleman3 Sci-Fi
Ha. Did she turn into a green ballon and explode? I have no idea what this movie is supposed to be about (which really defeats the purpose of a trailer). reviewed March 30, 2006
Iam The Beast - Guardian Angel by sarek13 Romance
Interesting and original story. I loved the music and title screens. Try to work on your English. reviewed March 30, 2006
Time to Kill by Dylen Sci-Fi
A-freakin-mazing. Those special effects were awesome! And the sets! You obviously put a lot of time into this and it shows. I can't wait for your next film. reviewed March 29, 2006
Spec Force by Alphadrop Action
Hmmm. . . I'm not sure that looks so different from the original costume. I'll probably still download it though. The music really freaked me out when it just came on like that. I'm addicted to New... reviewed March 29, 2006
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
I've found it! I've finally found the funniest movie on TMO! reviewed March 28, 2006
The Ultra President by ActionRocks Romance
That was horrible. I don't know how else to explain it. The story made absolutely no sense. The president and his wife are secret agents who are sent to kill a zombie gangster? What the he11? The... reviewed March 28, 2006
Revenant by TechnoFarmer Horror
Not bad. Did you make the sound effects for the footsteps? It really added something. I would have liked to have seen a glimpse of the dead girl though. reviewed March 27, 2006
Lunch is best served cold by TechnoFarmer Comedy
Kind of cute, kind of corny. I think Beth was hotter without the white baseball cap, but to each his own. I look forward to more of your movies. Thank you so much for your review. I was beginning ... reviewed March 27, 2006
Happily Ever After by Dulci Romance
I'm glad I watched this movie now. Excellent voice overs and music. It really reminded me of The Awakening - except with much less sex. reviewed March 23, 2006
Black Widow by Dulci Horror
I went out with that chick! Ha. That was a great movie though. Creepy and thought-provoking - what else do you need? I loved the VOs, title screens, music, and that set. I look forward to more of... reviewed March 23, 2006
Forbiden CIA documents by Anykeyz Sci-Fi
An original movie, but not well executed. I understand that the ending was supposed to be powerful and scary but I kept feeling like I was in a history class instead of watching a movie. I didn't ca... reviewed March 23, 2006
Dreamer by garet8 Horror
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This is definitely one of the better movies without dialogue that I've seen. I was able to follow along and enjoy the film. Great use of the mask.
reviewed March 23, 2006
Stalker of the Sands by 2xStrange Horror
That was stupid. Why would you upload this? Why would anyone give this more than three stars? I'm sorry if this is your first film, but you should learn early on that there is a minority of reviewe... reviewed March 23, 2006
The Missing by jjpatel Horror
Spooky. I didn't trust her as soon as I heard her voice. Speaking of voices, it was hard to hear the guy when he was talking about his friend's case. Still a great film though. reviewed March 23, 2006
Mitch Blayne III by masho Action
This was a great series. My only complaint now is the narration. Even Max Payne had other people's voices mixed into his story. Other than that, great work. reviewed March 23, 2006
Mitch Blayne II by masho Action
I get it now - Max Payne! Ha. I liked this one. I hope part three is just as good. reviewed March 23, 2006
Mitch Blayne by masho Action
I liked that. The story was pretty unique, but I almost thought it was a comedy at first because of the music in the beginning. I'll have to check out the sequel. reviewed March 23, 2006
Professor Nerd ep1 by nicvancamp Comedy
I did not enjoy that at all. The story seemed to go nowhere and the VOs just stunk. I wish I could find something good to say. reviewed March 23, 2006
H-U-M-A-N by pearsonhouse Comedy
Now that was a funny movie. The robot voices worked well, but I would have liked to hear the humans say a few things while they were being described. I guess keeping them silent adds to the idea tha... reviewed March 23, 2006
Our Secret by erinnicole93 Romance
That was a very powerful film. It depicts homosexuality in a way few people can understand. Great voice over work. I look forward to more of your movies. reviewed March 23, 2006
Revolution by jamesino Action
I wish I knew why the woman was so "brutal." This would make a great trailer if it were shorter. reviewed March 22, 2006
Sometimes First Dates Are Miserable by ator3098 Comedy
Not a bad movie. The ending was a little too abrupt and the music didn't really fit. I liked when he said "she didn't get too many punches on me." Ha. Good stuff. reviewed March 22, 2006
Perfect 10 (A Stoke Short) by StokeStudios Comedy
I'm not sure if that was supposed to be a comedy or not. I didn't laugh. reviewed March 22, 2006
The Betrayal- A Love Like No Other by pearsonhouse Romance
How has this been getting good reviews? I can't think of any redeeming qualities for this movie. You could have at least added ONE naked scene of twins! reviewed March 22, 2006
Driver Man by lan14n Action
I loved it. You were very creative in the editing and use of the Chrysler. There seemed to be too little voice overs, but still a great movie. reviewed March 22, 2006
The Blessed One Trailer by gfox5 Action
It seems pretty cliche for a zombie movie. Juret's right when he says it reveals too much. Not a bad trailer, but it didn't interest me enough to see the actual movie. reviewed March 22, 2006
POWER The Way to Drakenburg by Arawna11 Action
Another amazing movie. The special effects and music really make this one stick out. The way you create your sets also gives an original punch to an already jaw-dropping film. Muy bueno. reviewed March 22, 2006
POWER Origin by Arawna11 Action
Fantastic. I can't wait until the next part. You really used those custom costumes well. reviewed March 22, 2006
The Rush by Spicer_Studios Action
Not a bad little film. I can understand how it reminded Buccura of 24 (music seemed pretty similar too). I couldn't hear the VOs in the beginning but I'm having that problem in my movies too. I'd r... reviewed March 20, 2006
The Stranger Ends by Franklinjake Action
Pretty good. The whole series was a fresh look at the Western genre. I just wish there were more clues to this ending in the rest of the films. I'll look forward to more of your work. reviewed March 18, 2006
The Stranger Part Four by Franklinjake Action
I was a little disappointed. The idea was pretty good, but the dialogue really turned me off ("We'll settle this like women!"?). It would fit in well as a comedy, but so far the series hasn't given ... reviewed March 18, 2006
The Stranger Part Three by Franklinjake Action
I was kind of confused by this one. I'm not sure why they went to the sheriff's office and how the girl was so good with a gun. Hopefully the next part will explain. Thanks for your reviews. reviewed March 18, 2006
The Stranger Part Two by Franklinjake Action
Hmmm. . . you're trying to build something. I'm not sure what. reviewed March 16, 2006
The Stranger by Franklinjake Action
Excellent setup. This definitely had very genuine Western movie feel to it. I hope that makes sense. reviewed March 16, 2006
The Crimson Rune Trailer by Firestalker5 Sci-Fi
Pretty well made as far as trailers go. Thank you for showing every single kung fu scene available. Ha. reviewed March 16, 2006
Liberals by Bryy_Miller Horror
Very funny. I love those T-shirts. I still can't believe what those stupid Chinese did to Jack. . . reviewed March 16, 2006
Sheriff Rooneys Itch by yeagmaster Comedy
Kind of funny. The black guy and the red-haired guy's voices sounded weird. Other than that, pretty decent film. reviewed March 16, 2006
Dangerous Beach Liasions by riott007 Romance
I thought this would be pretty stupid, but I actually liked it. The voices were great. reviewed March 15, 2006
The First Labor of Hercules by judyann88 Action
Pretty good film. I liked the costumes and backdrops, but it just seemed to be missing something. reviewed March 15, 2006
Dead Clown Laughing by sarbonn Comedy
That's funny, Sarbonn. That's really funny. I loved Ronald's gruffy, scary voice. That subtitle thing worked well, too; it kind of reminded me of Kevin Nealon's Mr. Subliminal. reviewed March 15, 2006
Roboboy and the Cheerleader of Doom by netherfreak Sci-Fi
That was pretty stupid. I can tell you had fun making the voice overs, but it just didn't work very well. reviewed March 15, 2006
Lone Wolf by DavidRK803 Action
I really liked that. I definitely see the Splinter Cell influences ("light is my enemy") and understand your frustration of other films with ninjas (if I see that knife fight scene I one more time, I... reviewed March 15, 2006
Jack Azz by dragonzw2c Action
I'm guessing that was supposed to be like that stupid show on MTV, right? I couldn't really follow it, but I like the music. reviewed March 15, 2006
New Bar Texture by TempleoftheGods Comedy
Haha. That was one ugly bar. Maybe if you took all that "Temple of the Gods" off the textures it would look cool. I like the costumes. reviewed March 15, 2006
Dialogue With Death by CptJoker Comedy
As a fellow fan of Seventh Seal, I can tell you that this accurately portrays the film's idea - no one can escape death. The black and white effect and Death's voice really made this a unique movie. ... reviewed March 13, 2006
Between Beats by Wishfullthinker Horror
Very interesting and well done. The music didn't seem too fit, but whatever. reviewed March 12, 2006
Stirlings Heartplace by full_metal_winter Romance
Fantastic. I loved the plot, music, and special effects. I didn't think that a movie this short could be so impressive. Keep up the good work. reviewed March 12, 2006
Dell Customer Service by BENDICK44 Comedy
Pretty funny. I like the Indian guy. I had a problem with an appearing phone in one of my movies too. reviewed March 12, 2006
Stop Calling Me Trekkie Dork by zerosacred Horror
Really not bad. The driving scenes were a little repetitive, but still a great movie. reviewed March 11, 2006
The Carioca by sherwinliu Romance
That was pretty good. The beginning was kind of slow, but I like the sun effect. The ending was a little confusing, too. reviewed March 11, 2006
Grass Growing TECH DEMO by nunberry Romance
Amazing! I especially liked the sexual tension between that blade of grass in the lower-left corner and the blade of grass in the lower-middle section. I could sense the anger and despair of these t... reviewed March 10, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - 10 Sec Premonitions by sprague1980 Comedy
Still funny. Make another episode. NOW! reviewed March 10, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - Jedi Mind Trick by sprague1980 Comedy
Very funny. The figure skating jokes got a little repetetive after awhile, but no biggie. reviewed March 10, 2006
Under the Wire by mildheadwound Romance
I liked the idea, but it really needs a more conclusive ending. Maybe all the women stole their underwear? And the guy is a private investigator? And. . . ummm. . . he's an alien? reviewed March 10, 2006
Voyeur Kink Train by mildheadwound Comedy
Films like this will lead to the downfall of Western Civilization. I loved it. reviewed March 10, 2006
Last Line - the end by gilga Sci-Fi
Wow. I wasn't expecting that. Great series. reviewed March 9, 2006
Last line - part two by gilga Sci-Fi
Really good. I wish there were subtitles for that computer. Now for part three. reviewed March 9, 2006
Jjs reviewtraderdotcom Infomercial by jjpatel Comedy
I haven't seen a TMO movie as funny as that in quite awhile. Thank you, thank you, thank you. reviewed March 9, 2006
The Open Mind by Quotius Horror
Wow. That was fantastic. I loved the story and special effects. This needs to be on the top 25. reviewed March 7, 2006
InteractoVision(tm) Tech Demo by matneee Comedy
What the he11? Why would Michael Jordan do such a thing? That poor, poor eight-legged cat. . . reviewed March 7, 2006
Attack of the Poultrons by robbiep Horror
That shouldn't have been funny, but it was. Good work. reviewed March 7, 2006
No dusk No dawn (Warrington Cut) by FraasMovies Romance
Very original for a Western. I had trouble following the story at times but those voices were fantastic. reviewed March 7, 2006
Gimonate - Episode I by FraasMovies Sci-Fi
Fantastic. Everything was fantastic. How do you make those sets? reviewed March 7, 2006
Thoughts Unleashed by sisch Horror
Fantastic story. I had to strain to hear the dialogue at times but still a solid film. reviewed March 7, 2006
Penetration Teaser by Throwaxe Action
Very creative use of subtitles. I'll have to check out the real movie. reviewed March 7, 2006
The Letter by chagidiel Romance
Kind of bizarre. I couldn't follow the story at all, but you obviously put a lot of effort into this. reviewed March 7, 2006
The Sperm Donor by StokeStudios Action
Kind of funny. The other reviewers seem pretty generous with this one. reviewed March 7, 2006
Canon - Sorrow by PhantomRaulStudios Romance
Excellent film. I loved the music. reviewed March 7, 2006
Metal Gear Solid 2 Tanker part 1 by slither-ball Action
Pretty good, I just wish it had an original storyline. Or dialogue. Let me know if you make a movie based on Shadow Moses. reviewed March 7, 2006
The Last Ninja by visualstudios Action
This had some very cliche ideas. Then again, there were ninjas. . . reviewed March 7, 2006
Kops by ninette1 Comedy
Very funny. I thought it would just be a cheap rip off of Reno 911 but this turned out to be very original. reviewed March 6, 2006
Broken Thoughts by satansmunchkin Romance
Haha. I don't get it. You get an extra star though 'cause of the talking dog. reviewed March 5, 2006
ClownLords Great Escape by LtFury Comedy
Pretty decent film. I didn't know a lot of those scenes were available. reviewed March 5, 2006
A Cop Story by swordstorm Action
I liked that, even if it was just "That Yellow [wash your mouth out!]." Good work. reviewed March 5, 2006
Someone called it LOVE by Nemek Romance
Kind of korny, but still well made. I like the music. reviewed March 4, 2006
Matrix Alpha Trailer by tonyshek Action
I'll have to check out the rest. reviewed March 3, 2006
The Exploding Fart by Krazymalicous Comedy
That was pretty funny for a long fart joke. The voice overs were funny even if everyone sounded like a ten-year old boy. reviewed March 3, 2006
Psychic by DK Horror
That was really trippy. Wow. I think I had a seizure. If this movie made just a little more sense I would have gladly given you five stars. reviewed March 3, 2006
Dry Bones by Cranium8768 Action
Fantastic. I loved the story, voices, and music. This needs to be hotpicked! reviewed March 1, 2006
Santa Claus - An Open Letter by philnate Action
Pretty funny. I wish it had subtitles since I'm not used to hearing a German Santa. reviewed March 1, 2006
You Cant Do That on TMO by MrOsterman Comedy
Really great film. I'm terrified to make a movie now. reviewed February 27, 2006
The Hurtmore Philosophy by tmphanton Sci-Fi
Not a bad little film. It seemed a lot like Star Trek at some parts. I liked when the screen changed - I might have to steal that. reviewed February 27, 2006
Brance Jansen FBI Trouble in a Test Tube by Pat_Corcoran Action
I really liked that. Excellent editing. The subtitles were too fast at times and there was that one scene where I couldn't really see anything, but overall an exciting film. reviewed February 24, 2006
She Sees by Airadine Romance
The voice overs were great, but unfortunately I couldn't understand what that human was saying. The story seemed pretty average. reviewed February 24, 2006
Last Performance by therealmicster Action
Damn, I wish that was longer. I love the Hitman series and I'll watch any movie you make about it. That one girl really sounded like Diana. reviewed February 23, 2006
A Prayer by Wasti Action
Ehhh. . . it was okay. I wish their wasn't so much narration. reviewed February 23, 2006
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
That one was funnier. The music was really creepy though. reviewed February 23, 2006
Timmys Christmas (30 seconds of bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Haha. That sucked. Or maybe it was funny. . . reviewed February 23, 2006
Holly And Ivy by EricCottle Romance
Haha. How the hell did this get hotpicked? Oh well, I've seen worse. reviewed February 22, 2006
Free Agent by filmdirector22 Action
Okay. Not great, but okay. It seems like rescuing a girl from ninjas would have been harder than sneaking into a bar manager's office - if you know what I mean. reviewed February 22, 2006
JailTime by smookey Action
I didn't really care for the custom titles. Or the VOs. Or the dialogue. I can tell you put a lot of effort into this though. Two point nine stars. reviewed February 22, 2006
Channeyy hunts with Jackko by clinteasywood Comedy
Too short, but that Micheal Jackson was really creepy. I need to play around with StarMaker. reviewed February 22, 2006
Duck! Cheney by john_sumner Comedy
Very funny interpretation. VOs were kind of hard to hear sometimes, but your actor really looked like Dick (pink glasses and all). Keep up the good work and please check out my film "A Dick With Big Balls." reviewed February 22, 2006
Deja Vu by sherwinliu Romance
Great film. Music, story, and editing were all top notch. I was little confused about the ending. What did the boss and wife have to do with anything? reviewed February 21, 2006
Dick Cheney- Man of Destiny by eblumrich Action
I'm not sure what to say. Maybe dialogue would have helped this. reviewed February 21, 2006
Cheneys Got a Gun by Jack_Cox2 Comedy
Funny and interesting interpretation. Please check out the Dick Cheney film I made (A Dick With Big Balls). reviewed February 21, 2006
Cheney Goes Quill Hunting by HippyHair Comedy
Pretty funny. Please check out my Dick Cheney movie (A Dick With Big Balls). reviewed February 21, 2006
Dyck Channeyy Goes Hunting by clinteasywood Comedy
Funny stuff. I like the bullet sounds in the opening credits. I made a Dick Cheney film, too (A Dick With Big Balls). Please check it out. reviewed February 21, 2006
The adventures of Crash Cody Episode 1 by kingpengvin Sci-Fi
Very original. The VOs were great but seemed to overlap a lot. Nice cliffhanger. reviewed February 21, 2006
The Vice Prez goes HUNTING by yeagmaster Action
Funny stuff. Please check out my Cheney hunting trip film (A Dick With Big Balls). reviewed February 21, 2006
Jeeve Earlwin II Seltineg by billcosby Comedy
Pretty funny. VOs were hard to hear sometimes, but I like the fight between Steve and Samuel L. Jackson. reviewed February 21, 2006
Stage Set - Tech Demo by matneee Comedy
Pretty funny. Not five-star material, but still cute in its own way. reviewed February 21, 2006
Blood Money by warpedrevolution Action
Everything was pretty average in this film. VOs definitely need some work. Haha, my cousin Vinny. reviewed February 21, 2006
The Cursed Earth by Cleric2k5 Sci-Fi
There was something about that I really liked. It wasn't the jokes, or music, or story. . . but it was something. reviewed February 21, 2006
The First Day of the Somme by apasas Action
Very nice movie. It was pretty cliched until the ending. World War I isn't really talked about much nowadays so this is very original for TMO. reviewed February 20, 2006
Democracy to a New World by robpreece Sci-Fi
Cute idea, but it seemed like you were shoving the moral of the story down my throat at times. reviewed February 20, 2006
Serial writer by gilga Horror
Another fantastic film. You really have a knack for making great stories. reviewed February 20, 2006
Last line - Part one by gilga Sci-Fi
Great film. The subtitles weren't too bad and the story got my attention near the end. I'll have to check out the sequels. reviewed February 20, 2006
VAL by Saraqael Sci-Fi
Fantastic. I can't find any flaws. When will people learn that pissing off robots is not a good idea? reviewed February 20, 2006
The Profi by -RHF-Horobi Action
Terrible dialogue, but it kind of reminded me of The Transporter. reviewed February 19, 2006
Space Peace - Not Really any Hope by mattdawg420 Comedy
Pretty funny. I just wish you made fun of some other Star Wars stuff besides Chewy. reviewed February 19, 2006
Donna Kebab by pearsonhouse Romance
Kind of interesting. Great puking scene. reviewed February 19, 2006
The Lost Child by johnokinawa Sci-Fi
A very original story. The music worked great with it. reviewed February 19, 2006
The Unwanted Hetero by MefuneAkira Comedy
Hilarious. Everything you make is gold. reviewed February 19, 2006
Never Forget redux by humdogma Action
Great idea. I really got a sense of the helplessness the victims felt. More VOs and a more conclusive ending would have added a nice touch, but other than that great film. reviewed February 19, 2006
Harvest by plyrknight Horror
The idea was cool, but the story seemed to jump around too much. Pay attention to your grammar, too. reviewed February 19, 2006
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
Really great use of special effects. You deserve to be on the top 10. reviewed February 18, 2006
Space Hunger by MefuneAkira Comedy
That was the funniest movie I've seen on TMO. I want an ASSOL detector! reviewed February 18, 2006
Void If Removed by bakedclam Action
Featured Review
It didn't make much sense until the end. Great song.
reviewed February 18, 2006
Fear Factor Part Two2 by mikeawmids Comedy
Pretty funny. Or at least the end was. Was that a custom set? reviewed February 17, 2006
This is a hold-up by cubedude Action
The dialogue was very, very poor. I can give you three stars since it's your first. reviewed February 17, 2006
[eye-hurting-word!] An Unhealthy Obsession by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
Great, great stuff. Sad and funny. reviewed February 17, 2006
my light has gone by 6-headedmonster Horror
That was fantastic. The special effects - and especially the audio - really caught my attention. This site needs more movies like this! reviewed February 17, 2006
Oh Its On by mixmasterfestus Action
Great stuff. reviewed February 16, 2006
Oh Its On Nimotsu Saru Kaimetsu by mixmasterfestus Comedy
That was fantastic. I need to know how you do those special effects. reviewed February 16, 2006
How Big Female Edition by Stormwhitelab Romance
You have some great custom work, but the movie itself is just plain stupid. reviewed February 16, 2006
Your Waisting My Time by kiwimixa Action
That was stupid. Like, really stupid. reviewed February 15, 2006
Do Not Smoke! TRAILER by HitmanGames Romance
Haha! Are sure that's supposed to be a romance? reviewed February 15, 2006
Wheres my LUNCH! by rharnaga Action
That was stupid. Or wait. . . maybe that was funny. reviewed February 15, 2006
the Knob Gobbler by nunberry Horror
Great, but it would have been fantastic with VOs, more music, and more time for the subtitles to be read. Good job. reviewed February 15, 2006
My Invisible Friend by MovieMan42 Comedy
So stupid, but so funny. reviewed February 15, 2006
CS SOURCE by andymikel Comedy
It was alright. reviewed February 15, 2006
How it is to be dead by fant Comedy
There were a few funny parts, but it just didn't seem to flow well. reviewed February 15, 2006
Wild West Bedroom Demo by MrOsterman Romance
Thanks for making this. . . I guess. reviewed February 15, 2006
A Tribute To Robert De Niro by jdevil05 Comedy
Good for what it is. Only the ending seemed funny. reviewed February 15, 2006
A Gangs Uprising by Oh_Come_On Action
Pretty interesting movie. I didn't care for the fading and some of the subtitles weren't on long enough. I didn't understand who those three people were and why they decided to take it upon themselv... reviewed February 15, 2006
Baby for Sale by StokeStudios Romance
Pretty good. I like how the officer kept calling the girl "Miss" even when she was put in her cell. reviewed February 15, 2006
Lamp Dad by Agent_Masquerade Comedy
Featured Review
That was hilarious! There's nothing else I can say.
reviewed February 15, 2006
Superman by darrenseancopley Action
Yeah, that totally sucked. Where's Superman? reviewed February 15, 2006
Robot Revenge (Final) by Alexei18 Sci-Fi
Good but, not great. The beginning was a little shaky, but your choices for costumes was right on the mark. reviewed February 14, 2006
Among Us trailer by Masquerade37 Sci-Fi
Good for a trailer. It kept me interested, but I wish it had VOs. reviewed February 14, 2006
the hitman by 02matada Action
The story was kind of interesting, but your grammar docked you off a point. Remember that actions speak louder than words - you don't have to narrate EVERYTHING. reviewed February 14, 2006
Mourning Drink by timewatch Action
There were a few interesting moments, but I lost interest after the first minute. reviewed February 14, 2006
How Do I Get to Hell Pt2 by z007gg Comedy
I didn't get that at all. Some subtitles or more voiceovers could really help. reviewed February 14, 2006
JESUS VS EASTER The Cupcake Edition by MefuneAkira Comedy
Even better than the original. reviewed February 11, 2006
What if Jenny Gump Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
That was. . . funny? Yeah, I think it was. Why did everyone sound like mice though? reviewed February 11, 2006
A Fairy Tale by Arawna11 Comedy
Some great custom work makes this a wonderful original movie. reviewed February 11, 2006
Walk of Shame by roadrage73 Romance
It definitely could have been developed more, but still a great piece of film. reviewed February 9, 2006
The Dog Detective by jjpatel Comedy
Mildly entertaining. reviewed February 8, 2006
Cactus Jack comes to Smallville by TheGreatProducer Action
Hehe, German cowboys are funny. It was very well done, but I'm a little disappointed that there was no Clark Kent in this Smallville. reviewed February 8, 2006
Daily Showers2 by mksayer Horror
Featured Review
Original, interesting, and thought provoking. You earned every one of these stars.
reviewed February 8, 2006
Hairy Palms by ninette1 Comedy
That was funny, but I'm not sure why. . . hmmm. . . are you sure you're a girl? reviewed February 8, 2006
Captain Frank vs Hollywood by Acquired_Taste Sci-Fi
Very funny. I can't wait to watch more of this series. reviewed February 7, 2006
Science Friction by Acquired_Taste Comedy
You got a chuckle. Good for a short film. reviewed February 7, 2006
Captain Frank to the Rescue by Acquired_Taste Comedy
That was really funny. I loved the alien prison. reviewed February 7, 2006
We need more Sets! by TimBurtonFan Comedy
I totally agree with you. I hope someone from Lionhead sees this. reviewed February 7, 2006
Brotherhood by nisswa789 Action
The voiceovers were kind of weird. Did those female ninjas have James Earl Jones' voice? reviewed February 7, 2006
The Night Cowboy Tailer by crazichunki Horror
Good for a trailer, I suppose. What was with that beeping noise at the end? reviewed February 7, 2006
Barrack in Dreamland II-The Return Pt 1 by jtwilliamson19 Action
Pretty weird, but kept me interested. Great choice of music. reviewed February 7, 2006
galactic wars 1 by 02matada Sci-Fi
Mildly entertaining. I'm taking off a star for grammar. reviewed February 4, 2006
Aegis of Therion 2 - Total Annihilation by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
That was AMAZING! Is this on the top ten yet? It should. How the he11 did you do those effects?! reviewed February 4, 2006
Merry Flippen Christmas by martijnaikema Comedy
I liked it. The song and movie were synchronized very well. The custom backdrops in the beginning could have been a lot more interesting, though. reviewed February 4, 2006
Learner Plates by mikeawmids Comedy
There were a few mistakes that I have to forgive you for because it was so damn funny. I loved when teller called the guy "Mr. Driving Instructor." reviewed February 4, 2006
Numbers by thekenny17 Action
Fantastic. The custom pictures really appeal to the emotions. reviewed February 4, 2006
Dead Pt 2 by squiggy99 Horror
Very enjoyable. Some characters were a little too weird for me, but other than that, good movie. reviewed February 4, 2006
The Revenger by scorpio1018 Action
I liked. Very well written and edited. The music was fantastic. reviewed February 4, 2006
Movie Idol! by Chris96 Comedy
A few funny parts. The music was too loud. reviewed February 4, 2006
She Was a Phat Ride by Doc_Z Comedy
Pretty funny. reviewed February 4, 2006
45 by Apocryphon Romance
Some really interesting ideas. I wish it focused more on the narrator's past rather than his father's. reviewed February 2, 2006
Deadly Union! by Apocryphon Horror
Pretty funny. The ending was disappointing, though. reviewed February 2, 2006
HardCore! Chicks! by Cake-k9 Comedy
I agree with Nee. I need some Jell-O in there. reviewed February 1, 2006
Oh Its On 2 Tora Saru Bakuhatsu Plus Plus by mixmasterfestus Action
That was amazing. There is no way anyone can give this less than five stars. How did you do those special effects? I'll be looking out for the next installment. reviewed January 30, 2006
Reverse Psychology by BigDaz Comedy
Pretty funny. I loved the voices. reviewed January 30, 2006
We closed our eyes by chocolatemouse Sci-Fi
Fantastic. I can't think of any other movie like this online. reviewed January 29, 2006
Thief by alexd87_3 Action
Interesting concept, but executed poorly. reviewed January 29, 2006
Bye Bye Nerdie! by Mouch Comedy
A few funny parts that could have been expanded. reviewed January 29, 2006
Grocery Shopping-Voice Over Edition by MoviesManiac Comedy
Pretty funny. The voices were fantastic. reviewed January 29, 2006
Dr Biggeston I Presume by CreeseStudios Romance
Pretty good, but I wish she was eaten by a lion at the end. reviewed January 29, 2006
Affairs Of A Geisha by darkstar13601 Romance
It was okay. It almost seemed like a comedy at some parts. reviewed January 28, 2006
Autumn by herr_lipp Horror
Very original. How did you make those title screens? reviewed January 28, 2006
Good Idea-Bad Idea Deneument by Deikon Comedy
My favorite one so far. Are you going to post the previous episodes anytime soon? reviewed January 28, 2006
Good Idea-Bad Idea III by Deikon Comedy
Very funny. I love that guy's voice. reviewed January 28, 2006
Good Idea-Bad Idea V by Deikon Comedy
Very funny and original. I have to check out your other films now. reviewed January 28, 2006
Beyond Life by jeebus Action
Great war film. I'll have to check out the revised version. reviewed January 28, 2006
The Moneys Nice by KoGar Action
Fairly original. I wouldn't worry about putting quotation marks in next time. reviewed January 28, 2006
The forgotten by cmaag Action
I did not get that at all. reviewed January 28, 2006
Blood for Blood by malkyj Action
There aren't a lot of good ninja stories around here. Thanks for the solid work. reviewed January 28, 2006
Codename Valhalla (Directors Cut) by Nigel_Rowe Action
Nice film. Second half was kind of a disappointment. reviewed January 28, 2006
Vox by tigereyes Sci-Fi
There are some great ideas here with only some minor cliches. It's obvious that you like your work. I'll have to check out some of your other films. reviewed January 28, 2006
I wish by greend4ytt Comedy
Kind of cute. reviewed January 28, 2006
High Noonish by Balinas00 Action
Excellent, excellent film. Voice overs were kind of awkward but the plot kept me interested. reviewed January 27, 2006
Escape! by wetman Action
Pretty decent movie. The whole story seemed to flow nicely which is much more than I can say for some other films out there. reviewed January 27, 2006
Counter Terror Wrists by downphoenix Action
It would probably make more sense if I played Counter Strike. I like the spoof of online gamers' grammar. reviewed January 27, 2006
The United States of COMMUNISM! by hreynold02 Comedy
Very funny and intelligent. reviewed January 27, 2006
Eyes of Empathy part 1 by patrick_kerwick Action
Some interesting ideas. I'm taking a star off for your spelling and grammar. reviewed January 27, 2006
The Office Episode 3 by ilovemash Comedy
Definitely not as good as the show, but a decent attempt nonetheless. reviewed January 27, 2006
Targets Sights Ahoy by roadrage73 Action
Good. I wish your movies had subtitles. reviewed January 27, 2006
The Coyote Gang by roadrage73 Action
A simple yet intriguing tale. Thanks for checking out my films. reviewed January 27, 2006
The Day I Turned Into a Babe by suedenim Comedy
Sexy, disturbing, and pretty funny. reviewed January 25, 2006
The Purple Devil by DragonBlood11 Action
Not particularly funny or exciting. reviewed January 24, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) by crazeyal Comedy
Funny. reviewed January 24, 2006
Am Ende der Distanz by Meowan Romance
Fantastic. I rarely use the word "fantastic" for anything, but I must (must!) do so here. reviewed January 24, 2006
Boobs by Luskington Comedy
Heh. reviewed January 24, 2006
The Trypton Incident by mystic_sleet Action
Not bad. The fade out/ fade in thing got annoying after a while. reviewed January 23, 2006
Brokeback Warewolf by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
I liked that. reviewed January 23, 2006
Messing around with DNA by buk1237 Sci-Fi
Pretty funny. reviewed January 23, 2006
Earth Visit by atomasmelendo Comedy
Bueno. I wish I spoke better Spanish. reviewed January 22, 2006
JESUS VS EASTER by MefuneAkira Comedy
That was hilarious! reviewed January 22, 2006
Halo Combat evolved by jordanbattenfelder Sci-Fi
That actually looks a lot like the game. I think it would be better without the dialogue, though. reviewed January 22, 2006
Der durchlöcherte Penis by IroN1c Action
I wish I could speak German. reviewed January 22, 2006
Laugh by inthered26 Comedy
So stupid, yet so funny. reviewed January 22, 2006
A samurai story by darrigaz Action
I loved this! Samurais with uzis are awesome! I'm taking off a star though because of you grammar. reviewed January 22, 2006
Matrix Rebirth by StephenDavis Action
It could have used a little more editing, but still a solid work. reviewed January 22, 2006
A Day To Forget by rentas Action
Featured Review
Excellent use of lighting. Story was hard to follow at times.
reviewed January 21, 2006