Mogwa
Number of Movies: 4
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.84

Number of Movies Reviewed: 328
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 39
Average Rating Given: 4.42
 
Movies Released by Mogwa
NIGHT OF THE STEWBUMS Horror
Thanks to 8eyed baby, Fraas, DCM, Housemods, Skinshack and anyone I may have missed. Sound effects sourced from WAV Central, DJFX, Macromedia Flash FX resources. Theremin sequence by The Theremin Orch... posted September 26, 2007
HORROR OF CANNIBAL BEACH Horror
The best we could do with a budget of five hundred bucks and two thousand Phillip Morris cigarette coupons. We couldn't afford latex costumes, so we smeared the actors with pork fat and made them roll... posted December 16, 2005
HAVE EVERYTHING OWN NOTHING Comedy
Based on a true story I just made up. posted December 12, 2005
RO-TIKI VS GANDERRAH! Sci-Fi
See a giant savage ape eat a guy! Slobber in awe at the attack of a hundred foot salamander! Behold the short hemline of Mitsi Ganda! Watch a bunch of crazed Republicans shoot off their guns! Who want... posted December 9, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by Mogwa
Sky Shark by elgatoshadow Action
Solid action flick with good editing. I enjoyed watchimg it. reviewed August 12, 2008
how bout them apples by hockeyrocker13 Action
Gee whiz. Lots of mayhem and dead foreigners make for a good story. All that's missing is some gratuitous nudity. And mean drunk Mexicans. Thumbs up! reviewed August 7, 2008
The Rebellion of Spencer Le Roi by hodgins Action
Well made film; lots of action and clean editing. reviewed October 23, 2007
the shack by jjjm Horror
Very fine movie for a first effort. Well edited with good story telling. I'll watch for your next film with voice over dialog. reviewed October 23, 2007
Chronicles of The Rift by userjosh9874 Action
Good use of music and good voice acting. By the way, what's the 'riff'? reviewed October 16, 2007
Attack of The Robotos by coolpearce97 Sci-Fi
Good space shoot em up! reviewed October 13, 2007
Reptile Women of Mars by Evan Waters Sci-Fi
Liked the movie without subtitles. Pure 50's era camp. Those reptile women were hot! If you have time, please click on my name and pay my studio a visit. reviewed October 13, 2007
the not so simple life (epsidode2)btrayel by locadog30 Action
A well made movie: good written dialog and editing, lots of action. Unfortunately I couldn't get any sound. I've noticed a lot of movies posted lately seem to have lost their audio tracks in the uploa... reviewed October 13, 2007
The 200 Mile High Club by StokeStudios Comedy
I very much enjoy original movies that veer from the familiar beaten path. Great music, good story and technical profiency add to the appeal. Well done. (Unless I'm mistaken, the end scenes look like ... reviewed October 12, 2007
The Future In Action by ostgarden Action
I rarely give five stars, but in this case I believe you really deserve them. Well edited, lots of action and a compelling story. If you have time, please feel free to click on my name for a visit to ... reviewed October 12, 2007
A millon little talkshows by blueme Comedy
Definitely a different sort of film. Congratulations for trying something new instead of just copying what everyone else does.. If you have time, please click on my name to drop by my studio and watch... reviewed October 12, 2007
Kung Fu Chaos Attack Of The Ninjas by jamiecp Action
Good mix of action and a some laughs. Nothing like a shovel to the head to frag a pesky ninja. If you have time, please click my name and visit my studio to catch a film or two. reviewed October 12, 2007
La pancera rosa by Idrafilm2000 Comedy
Good start, look forward to seeing what you can make next. reviewed October 12, 2007
SHANANIGAN NOT SO WISDOM by marceloveiga Romance
Well made film. Voice overs were very interesting. reviewed October 11, 2007
Space Wars The Rescue by douloshupsistos Sci-Fi
Well edited with constant action. The only improvement I can think of would be voice overs, but I know how much extra work they can be. That's why I don't use them myself! Well done. If you have time... reviewed October 11, 2007
Curled World by darren08121999 Comedy
Clever, funny, sick, and quite well made. Right up my alley. Enjoyed it. If you have time, click on my name and visit my studio for a viewing of Night of the Stewbums. reviewed October 10, 2007
People And There Lives by nute Comedy
Strange, but entertaining. Reminds me of Seinfeld's basic premise: a show about nothing in particular. If you have time, click on my name and visit my studio for a viewing of Night of the Stewbums. reviewed October 10, 2007
Hell Is For The Dead by norwood Horror
If that was hell, I hope I ain't going! Enjoyed your movie, norwood. reviewed October 9, 2007
Hallows Eve by imoony1 Horror
Pretty good movie! The v.o's were a nice touch. reviewed October 8, 2007
the demonata by alienhell Sci-Fi
I Liked the dark, forbidding feeling of your film. One well intentioned suggestion for change would be the subtitles. The font was kind of hard for me to read. You may have forgotten to hit the export... reviewed October 8, 2007
A Night in the Cabin by Lukas Hunziker Action
Nice editing and beautiful soundtrack. I can't figure out why it sounded so much clearer and sharper than that of most other movies on the site. What's your secret? reviewed October 8, 2007
Die Begegnung The Encounter The Crash3 by Zarrmida Sci-Fi
Excellent free cam work gave the film a fresh look. Great original sound and music.The English subtitles are an appreciated feature. reviewed October 7, 2007
Shatterball by simplerocker Sci-Fi
Those robots need anger management classes! reviewed October 6, 2007
The quest by sora120592 Comedy
It kept my attention! reviewed October 6, 2007
Invasion of the Super Robot!!! by BojiBlast Sci-Fi
Enjoyed your movie, Boji. reviewed October 6, 2007
the blood beast legacy pt1 by alienhell Horror
Good music, dark and moody visuals, lots of action, clean editing. reviewed October 6, 2007
Vampire by darkkwwolf Horror
Interesting story,clean editing,just thr right length. With vo's it would have been an easy 5 stars. reviewed October 6, 2007
Carga legal by Afpgij Action
Ai yi yi! Per neubo sans grabar, ces deat multo follado destra ma portiga. Les ninjas femma con suevar salat. Mes per beno! (Good film) reviewed October 3, 2007
infection 1 by peakpunk Horror
Some nice camera work. I especially liked the scene where the guy puked! reviewed October 3, 2007
White Rabbit by weeweeduckerman Action
Man, that was so weird I actually liked it, even though I don't have a clue what the heck was going on! reviewed October 3, 2007
Rise From Hell by watch productions Horror
Definitely an original story with very good editing. I'd have given the film another star if there had been a sound track. reviewed October 3, 2007
Space Station Alpha by fabian82 Sci-Fi
me liky the munker costooms. Very profeshunal. reviewed October 2, 2007
Biscuit of DEATH!!! by mjarvis Horror
More like the biscuits and gravy of death. Liked it bcause the very same thing happened to me once except I fell out the winder. reviewed October 2, 2007
Groovy Night by Lethal_Entertainment Romance
I love the atmosphere only black and white films can deliver. Look forward to seeing you create something in the classic film noir style! reviewed October 2, 2007
Fort Minor by Jamito007 Action
Well, it was different! reviewed October 2, 2007
Evil Within the attack of the w-virus ch 10 by davidmartinjr Horror
Don't understand why no one before me has taken the time to review your film. It's obvious that you've put a lot of work into editing and the vo's. Very well done. Far better than most of the offering... reviewed October 2, 2007
One Piece Swimsuit Mod Demonstration by Brandon310 Romance
Nice looking texture. Would make a nice addition to the wardrobe. reviewed October 2, 2007
Fighting Blind by signz Action
Very well edited and lots of action. For some reason the sound didn't come trhough, but they may just be a glitch on my end. If you have time, drop by my studio and have a look. reviewed October 2, 2007
The Judge by steelcity4eva Action
I'm sorry, but this is one of the worst films I've seen. It seems tossed together rather than scripted: the story makes no sense and is pedantic. reviewed October 1, 2007
Flamemaster by bowhunter64 Horror
Blowing up stuff is good. reviewed September 28, 2007
Bimbos On Fire by thebiz Comedy
Original, funny, and too close to the truth. reviewed September 27, 2007
Shark Attack Redone by chris62 Horror
Great opening sequence. It's obvious you've put a lot of work into this movie. reviewed September 27, 2007
The day the world ended by Anykeyz Sci-Fi
Well made thoughtful film. reviewed September 9, 2007
Zombie Beach Party by moorem1 Comedy
I am feeling sorry for these people as there were no liquor drinks at the party, but it was still nice. reviewed September 7, 2007
Bunnies vs Apes by moviemaker09 Comedy
The only improvement I can think of would be more chopped off heads. First class. reviewed September 3, 2007
Law Of The West by TaylorTaylorTaylor Action
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Gall dang, that was rough as a cob wrapped in steel wool. I used to be an Indian fighter in my youger days, then I got a dose of the rheumatize, bats laid eggs in my hair and I went nuts. Now I work i...
reviewed August 28, 2007
Anphibiens by greenbluered567765 Horror
My ears are for hearing nothing in some of this film so I am guessing the issues technical prevented proper absorption of the noise waves across the internecks. Still a fine film for the frightening s... reviewed August 28, 2007
The Glassblower by Emily486 Romance
Arguably the best movie I've ever seen about a glass blowers that didn't have any glass blowing in it. Reminds me of One Shot Beaudine's work in his prime, before the sex change operation amd that nas... reviewed August 28, 2007
FIRE MILLEN episode 1 by rbarnum Comedy
Footbal is funnier than Rugby, although there are fewer chopped off heads. Very good editing, funny, plus strange looking people make an enjoyable film. "Live and let live," that's my motto, except fo... reviewed May 28, 2007
Dax and the world of Tomorrow pt 1 by dgoff Sci-Fi
This masterpiece is making the legs of me tremble with fear! Here we have the mechanical indidivdual in love with a woman of meat while his green brother plots to kill all who share that very same phy... reviewed January 21, 2007
The Folly of Vengeance by KingPenguin Action
The wretched death of the innocent Sam condemns all humanities everywhere!!!!! While no doubt many peoples of foreign nations can witness the vomit of violence while blaming it all only only the poor ... reviewed January 21, 2007
survivors taletims story by madnut69 Sci-Fi
I really enjoyed your film, especiallt the introductory sequence. Well done. reviewed January 13, 2007
Assassins Creed by earlicus Action
Well crafted film, although the lack of sufficient narration made it difficult for me to follow. reviewed December 16, 2006
Ground Infantry Mental Patient by monkey_flasher Action
A real pipper. Pip Pip! reviewed November 14, 2006
Ninja Wars II - The Revenge by Timewatch Action
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Very well done transitional scene editing that gave the story an even flow.
reviewed November 7, 2006
Nano by kieffer Sci-Fi
I have no idea what I was watching. Three for effort. reviewed October 31, 2006
Invasion-Earth Pt 3 -History- by RALLTD Sci-Fi
Well crafted movie. I appreciate how much hard work you put into the voiceovers. reviewed October 22, 2006
DIARY OF A BOY by exit-wounds Horror
After watching this, I don't feel so bad about shooting mamaw with that nail gun. Well done. reviewed October 13, 2006
Galactica Star65 by Alingarhs Comedy
Wow! Coughing robots, puking aliens, illicit extra-species luv .....this baby has her all! Congratulations! We are awarding you a 200 vc Woody award, only granted to those film makers who best epitomi... reviewed October 10, 2006
They are coming to get you Johnny! by tomasm Horror
Well established mood, plenty of suspense, clean cuts from scene to scene. Nice work. reviewed October 7, 2006
Robinson Looso - Part 4 by OlliEntertainment Comedy
Well crafted. I especially enjoyed the music. reviewed October 7, 2006
Survival of Mankind Trailer by prodigyfable Action
Fine editing and lots of action. reviewed October 5, 2006
Response - Copywrite infringement violation by tbirdt94 Sci-Fi
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Lionhead stinks on ice. I suppose that shouldn't surprise anyone since the company is a part of the new and improved Euro-fascist empire.
reviewed October 5, 2006
Tactic 19 From Another Planet Part 1 by tbirdt94 Sci-Fi
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If I could give this film ten stars, I would. So instead of ten stars, please accept this 1000 vc Woody award, granted only to those who best epitomize the artistic sensibilities and vision of Edward ...
reviewed October 5, 2006
The House of Fears by mangomonkey28 Horror
Listen to this,I tell you! I liked your movie. reviewed October 5, 2006
Ken VS Roger Round 1 by cruleworld Comedy
Hmmm, rather insensitve portrayal of suffering and death. Please re-edit to assure a more humane, sensitve realization, before someone becomes offended. reviewed October 4, 2006
Fury by Dylhero Action
Revenge is a dish best eaten with buhtayduh salad. reviewed September 30, 2006
Tombshine by SamuelJoanisse1992 Horror
Gee whiz!!! reviewed September 22, 2006
They Came From Space! Part One by miclee1 Action
Lots of great action, smooth editing. reviewed September 22, 2006
Clown Fight by ChiefVoodoo18 Comedy
This reminds me of that 70's tv show about fighting clowns. Yeah. reviewed September 22, 2006
Love Lasso by directorgaget Romance
Uh...did that woman have horns sticking out of her head? reviewed September 22, 2006
Der Untergrund - Trailer by GiorgioKiwi Action
Slick intro, clear voiceovers. reviewed September 22, 2006
Bloodchill by NiGHTSSTUDiO Horror
Pretty good. reviewed September 20, 2006
32 Pine St by dargat Horror
Congratulations! This film has been granted a Woody Award of 500 vc for exemplifying the artistic sensebilities of Edward D. Wood Jr. reviewed September 20, 2006
The ToddFather by deenswe2003 Action
Good job. Smooth editing. reviewed September 18, 2006
Computer Illiterate by chiprocks1 Sci-Fi
The same thing happened to me, which explains why I switched to a gas powered pc to avoid this sort of thing in the future. reviewed September 16, 2006
Soggy Creek BigFoot Meets The Marshman by MattchuLB Comedy
Box office boffo! Wonderful! Please accept this Woody Award of 250 vc for your achievement of capturing the artistic vision of Edwarc D. Wood Jr.! reviewed September 12, 2006
Trailer-Plan 9 From Outer Space by tbirdt94 Sci-Fi
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Superb! Please accept this 1000 vc Woody Award in recognition of your achievement: demonstrating the unique artisitc vision of Edward D. Wood Jr., perhaps the greatest alcoholic transvestite director ...
reviewed September 12, 2006
SILENT TOWN (Trailer) by danielbach Horror
Now that was some great work, among the best I have seen. In all seriousness, you may have future in real cinema. reviewed September 10, 2006
Jimmy and the Underwear Cowboy by SP90 Action
Congratulations. Thsi film has been given a Woody award of 250 vc's in recognition of its faithfulness to the artistic vision of director Edward D. Wood Jr. I only wish it had been shot in black and white. reviewed September 10, 2006
Randy Dandys Guide To Becoming A Hero by Silly-Monkey-Studios Comedy
A great achievement truly embodying the artistic sensebilities of Ed Wood. Congrarulations! Please accept this 250 vc Woody award in recognition of your talents. reviewed September 2, 2006
Dead by Frooplet Horror
If I hadn't seen your name here, I would have bet a million that Ed Wood made this picture. Congratulations! Please accept this 300 vc Woody award in recognition of yoor talents. reviewed September 2, 2006
On the Air by Master007 Comedy
Congratulations! This film is truly worthy of a Woody award. Please accept this 300 vc award in recognition of your work. reviewed September 2, 2006
Hope by renger6002 Romance
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This film is truly cast in the mold of an Ed Wood production. Please accept this 200 vc Woody award in recognition of your efforts.
reviewed September 2, 2006
Masked Killer by ShyShy Horror
This film is truly worthy of Ed Wood's aproval. Congratulations! Please accept this Woody award of 300 vc. reviewed September 2, 2006
The Joke Shop Killer by laurajsoffe Comedy
Congratulations, Laura! This film has been awarded a 250 vc Woody award for film makers who best exemplify the work of Edward D. Wood Jr., except they aren't alcoholic transvestites who shoot all thei... reviewed September 2, 2006
Bird of Prey by MrAllison Action
Enjoyable, and the length was perfect. reviewed September 2, 2006
Hell House by Jeefey Horror
well done. nice sets. reviewed August 24, 2006
There all Zombies by samuelcaveman Action
Congratulations. This film has just been given a Woody Award of 100 virtual credits in recognition of its achievement in capturing the spirit and talents of Edward D. Wood Jr. He would have been proud of you. reviewed August 24, 2006
Life is short by Metropolis Romance
Very original....an enjoyable film. reviewed August 22, 2006
O by riott007 Comedy
Good thing I'm a Godless heathen, else I might have been offended. As it is, I'm just confused. Go figure. reviewed August 18, 2006
Love and Death by EdWoud Romance
Nice work. Very much liked the atmosphere provided by the music. reviewed August 13, 2006
Malanek by StokeStudios Sci-Fi
Malanek's really mad now....bam! reviewed August 9, 2006
The dingo ate your baby by jerrybray Action
Orignal, witty, funny, smooth production reviewed July 31, 2006
The First TMO Convention by Ryan33 Comedy
I think I may know some of these people. God help me. reviewed July 27, 2006
Henchman final by danielchaves86 Action
She's a pretty good movie. The only possible improvements I can think of might be some chopped off heads and nudity. reviewed July 25, 2006
Backwood Horror comes to Town by TimBurtonFan Horror
Carefully crafted film. I enjoyed it. reviewed July 19, 2006
The Chronicles of Molyneux - RELOADED by TripWire21 Comedy
I thought Petey Molyneux was a French woman, all hairy legged and reeking of cheap liquor. Guess I was wrong. Instead, he appears to be a psychotic curassier. Good for him. Liked the film. reviewed July 11, 2006
Funny Skits! by Chris96 Comedy
Haw haw! Quite funny. But where was Petey? reviewed July 6, 2006
Objective Fourteen by saibod Sci-Fi
Stunts and Effects looks pretty sharp! Very good voice overs. Interesting story. About the only improvement I can think of would be to have some Daleks playing football with a chopped off head while a... reviewed July 2, 2006
Brave Farts by apasas Action
Is this true? If so, George Bush has a lot of explaining to do. I just knew he was respomsible for WW1, and all the depredations that followed! Huh? Enjoyed the film mightily. reviewed June 26, 2006
Some Space in Time by Moosu Sci-Fi
I really enjoyed your film. Quirky plot, smooth editing, clear sound, nice special effects. The only things missing were a few chopped off heads and a guy named Petey. Two fumbs up. reviewed June 19, 2006
Quickgun Jones by cooltrip71 Action
Very slick. Loved the opening credits. Just wish I had a chance to meet Jones in person so I could give him a good beating, just like I did Freddy Nietzsche. When I got done with that slob, he was baw... reviewed June 15, 2006
The rescue pissing by alexmex Comedy
Original and well edited. Two fumbs up. reviewed June 6, 2006
AI Artificial Insurgence by PeteyLin Sci-Fi
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I always suspected women from Venus were a nasty gang of misanthropic Lesbians, now I have proof! She was a pretty good movie, and I would have given you four stars and cold sody pop if the subtitles ...
reviewed June 3, 2006
Marauders Part 1 by artorious Action
Well done. And I like short films, given The Movies limitations. Make them too long and the action tends to repeat itself. reviewed May 31, 2006
Ghost PORN by nicvancamp Comedy
Clever. Seems having a physical relationship with a boggerman woman can be as trying as sharing one with a human female. reviewed May 26, 2006
Revolution 2 crashing down by jamesino Action
Lots of action, good editing between scenes, but I didn't understand the story except in the most general terms. reviewed May 24, 2006
Attack of the 5-Star Ninjas! by McCusto Action
Five star ninjas, one star ninjas, Sheesh. What's with the ninja apellation, anyway? It doesn't make a lick of sense to me. If a person takes time to review a film, then asks politely for reciprocal a... reviewed May 20, 2006
The Night Commander Venus Came Home by WillaBizz Horror
Some pretty good vo acting here. Also enjoyed the first musical track. Only thing I found less than top notch was the final scene, but that's about 50% LH's fault for providing so very few action fight scenes. reviewed May 16, 2006
Laura Turner Space Episode IV by kyuko Sci-Fi
Had a nice beat you could dance too, but could have been improved with a few chopped off heads. Seriously, I thought it was a well done, solid film. reviewed May 14, 2006
Down to Brass Tacks by Driscoll Action
This movie is definitely HBO quality. All it needs is the obligatory topless female shots and a couple of chopped off heads, and I'm sure the suits would be offring you a producer's contrack. Hot stuff. reviewed May 8, 2006
Comix Zone Trailer by ewatt23 Action
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Very nice intro, original presentation....but please, no chickens in the final product.
reviewed April 30, 2006
A Small Taste of Mezzanines Interlude by elizabethsusan Romance
It's all been said, so I won't bore you by repeating it. reviewed April 29, 2006
Starmasher by kane23 Sci-Fi
She's a pretty good movie. Next time, please add some chopped off heads. I think they're swell. reviewed April 25, 2006
The Spectre Wore a Badge by r33se Horror
Moody, dark and scary. Just the way I like 'em. Women, I mean. I also feel the same way about movies. reviewed April 22, 2006
Dear Diary I killed another by ZCK_legend Horror
Ambitious and well crafted. reviewed April 20, 2006
Fear Factor Part Two2 by mikeawmids Comedy
Chickens. I giv'ee me personal affadavee that if I ever sees another chicken movie, I'll eat an entire bible while water skiing. Otherwise, she's a pretty fine film. reviewed April 19, 2006
The Horror House by vikinghillblly Horror
Something very similar to this situation once happened to me. I had just left a kerosene drinking party with some of my friends when our car came to a shuddering stop on a pitch black country road at ... reviewed April 18, 2006
MAD MONKEYS by Deathstar17 Romance
Perhaps the finest film I've ever seen while drunk. reviewed April 18, 2006
Wrong Way by rockduded Action
Man, I'm gettin' too ole for dis sh*t! Riiiiiigs! Muttaaaauuuuggh, nooooooo! Aiiieeee! There's dynamite under the sh*tter! Yow! Good movie. I like. reviewed April 17, 2006
The Return Of Violent Vern (Directors Cut) by castigo Comedy
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That Vern needs a good bum whipping, and I'm just the guy who could give it to him because I can make myself so obnoxious that even my family can't stand me, and they're all Quakers and are supposed t...
reviewed April 13, 2006
Mr And Mrs Clause by Projectx Romance
SO, Santy Claus is a felon! Aiding and abetting! You have done the world a service by exposing a servicable villan. reviewed April 13, 2006
Malloy Trailer by DaRKoNe462 Action
Quite a fine effort in all respects. reviewed April 12, 2006
Deathlist - Murder for Money by scavanga Action
Well done. English vo's were especially good for a first effort. reviewed April 11, 2006
If I Had The Stagecoach Set by Ratqueen Comedy
Very good v.o's and music. reviewed April 8, 2006
Delver And Fudge In The Castle by JaredPeace Comedy
Well done. Enjoyed the use of the sets, and the lead charcter's names seem somehow hilariously appropriate. reviewed April 5, 2006
Trench Humour Episode 1 by SpaceChicken8563 Comedy
Weird, quirky and funny. I liked it. reviewed April 4, 2006
Road Trip To Roswell by JetCityWoman Romance
Great movie; I was especially impressed with the voice overs. reviewed April 1, 2006
Brief Encounters of the Fourth Kind by ablack Sci-Fi
Enjoyed the film. Good music, and I'd rather have subtitles than amateurish voice overs any time. reviewed March 31, 2006
Never Forget redux by humdogma Action
Fine movie. You obviously gave thought to what you were doing instead of just compiling a lot of scenes together. reviewed March 30, 2006
Campfire Fright by wulfy69 Horror
I really enjoyed this film, not only for its technical expertise, but also because it reminded me so much of my own experiences that it could almost be a biography. Back in 1952 I spent three summer m... reviewed March 29, 2006
POWER Origin by Arawna11 Action
Excellent. Clearly shows how heathen foreigners are always busy murdering innocent people while the demi-urge sits on the devil's veranda drinking scotch fizzies! Por que, eh? I don't know, yet I susp... reviewed March 29, 2006
Til Death Do We Kill by JustinMoore Horror
Huh? Pee Wee Herman would have been great in this flick. He could run around with a hatchet and go "I know you are, but what am I?" Then a gang of North Korean cannibals could eat him. Think about it ... reviewed March 27, 2006
The invasion by rogue2099 Comedy
Hoy! This film reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where the alien with three arms is smoking a cig and bragging about Venus being the toughest planet until the cook shows that he has three eyes ... reviewed March 26, 2006
Hello Mr GQ - Trailer by r33se Comedy
I don't get it. Then again, I'm not all that bright. reviewed March 26, 2006
Mr Monster and the Mummy by Gojira_Addicted Comedy
Say, that mummy was pretty hot, except she looked dirty. reviewed March 25, 2006
THE BIRDS (flu edition) by michanist Comedy
Funny film. reviewed March 20, 2006
A Day In The Life Of A Gangster by tomacres Comedy
Good effort for a first try. reviewed March 17, 2006
Ducko 2 Duck Wars by tomacres Comedy
I always knew it was ducks. And Democrats. Some day, I shall have my revenge! reviewed March 11, 2006
Vampmisk by rashad88 Action
Quite a nice film, although I would have liked to have seen a few chopped off heads and an Arab eating a monkey. reviewed March 10, 2006
They Built The Moon! by ealingdj Sci-Fi
Well, I enjoyed the film, but who built the moon, and why? Did it have anything to do with Paris Hilton? Jeeze, I hope not. reviewed March 9, 2006
Flying Me Crazy by Tarison Sci-Fi
Clever plot, technical execution above reproach. As far as the subtitles are concerned, I enjoy reading and would much rather have well written text narration than lousy voice acting. By the way, I re... reviewed March 8, 2006
Wild Ray by lovesexyak Action
The sound track was missing, so I coildn't give this an in depth review reviewed March 8, 2006
aL0nE by lovesexyak Horror
What can I say, eh? I like the part where the Mr. Bill he says "Nooooooooooo!" then the worl' goes roun and roun and roun and roun....aiieee! reviewed March 7, 2006
Origins by boom2099 Horror
Man, that vampire victim chick had some gigantic bazookas. Great camear work in the intro scene. reviewed March 5, 2006
Imperium - For the Empire by svenskicorp Sci-Fi
Quite a good film, although I'm rather puzzled as to how those rotten meat boogermen corpses armed only with sticker knives were able to defeat a well equpped space guy army. reviewed March 2, 2006
King Kong The 8th Wonder of the World ep1 by corpralhicks5 Action
Good editing and smooth flow of action. reviewed February 24, 2006
JailTime by smookey Action
Voice-overs were exceptionally clear. I also enjoyed the custom artwork. Well done. reviewed February 23, 2006
Oxidized Tears Under Rust-Covered Eyes by ator3098 Sci-Fi
Isaac Asimov would bust out bawlin if he weren't dead. Good balance of comedy and pathos. Liked the unusual musical presentation. reviewed February 20, 2006
Super Chicken by RedBaronStudios Sci-Fi
I hate chickens, but this film is a-ok. reviewed February 16, 2006
The Thingy by SimplySoda Horror
Petey Jackson couldn't have done it any better. Now Dino De Laurentis is another matter. When monkey die, everybody cry. reviewed February 14, 2006
Freedom by marlerboy Action
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I'm a pacifist, but this movie stirred my blood so much that it made me want to shoot mamaw.
reviewed February 14, 2006
The Baggage Boy by soumya Comedy
Probably the best movie I've ever seen here, and I ain't kiddin. I lied. reviewed February 14, 2006
Athena Project IV The Origin by fulkster Sci-Fi
It's obvious you have put a great deal of work into this project, and it shows. Well done. The only possible improvements I can think of would be more chopped off heads and some full frontal female na... reviewed February 14, 2006
Legacy Series (Teaser) by deenswe2003 Action
Me too. reviewed February 10, 2006
The Man Who Couldnt Say No by ViewtifulDragon Comedy
Clever plot. reviewed February 9, 2006
ImpulsePart 1 by spetzseb Sci-Fi
I'd say she's a mighty fine movie. I mean, it's got boogermen, aliens, explosions, voice overs and all kinda stuff like that there. Yay! reviewed February 4, 2006
the best car ever! by nackman34 Action
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You should enter this little gem in the Chrysler competition. With a bit of luck I'm sure you might win a fabulous prize, like a beanie or something with a sweat ring already in the headband.
reviewed February 4, 2006
The Boys Who are funny by rase Comedy
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I haven't chuckled so much since the hogs ate mamaw. This film is so good it should be published in Army Laffs magazine, with paper and ink instead of electrons scanning rare earth phosphors, so it wo...
reviewed February 4, 2006
Oh Its On 2 Tora Saru Bakuhatsu Plus Plus by mixmasterfestus Action
Schurr gedanken fur movat spektakular. Klar has bin mitte Monkay schuusten soladtes fum gefen solares! reviewed February 4, 2006
THE HALOIST II -- Trailer by ArtificialArtist Sci-Fi
Looking forward to seeing the finished product. reviewed February 3, 2006
Beyond Justice 1 by monsterfurby Action
Well developed story and above average vo's. reviewed February 3, 2006
Violent Vern (Directors Cut) by castigo Action
I'm tougher than that guy the robot blew up. Probably. reviewed February 3, 2006
TROOPERS - an Imperial Story by ranger21 Sci-Fi
I'm surprised Georgie Lucas hasn't beat knots on your head. I mean, the guy sues tweleve year olds for cripe's sake. Oh yeah, give them sand people some Robitussin. reviewed January 30, 2006
Vagina Junction Whats your function by AxeCinema Comedy
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That was onry, but I liked it.
reviewed January 30, 2006
Home sweet Home by rayne666 Action
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Axe me about Amway products.
reviewed January 30, 2006
Wanted Mosey Pickering by electricfuzz9 Action
Was that Mosey who bought the farm? reviewed January 30, 2006
The Awakened Trailer by MrOsterman Romance
Looks to be an interesting concept. reviewed January 30, 2006
Someday by gpeddino Romance
Quite a nice film with fine editing. reviewed January 30, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - Jedi Mind Trick by sprague1980 Comedy
How come them Jedis didn't have any of those swell magic butter knives what look like flashlights, eh? Fwing bwzzzh fwing! Aieee, he cut off my uvula! reviewed January 30, 2006
Domestic Appliance by svenskicorp Comedy
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I thought the voiceovers were excellent.
reviewed January 28, 2006
American Teen by aicrum1978 Romance
From the kissing to the drinking of whiskey there was amusing horseplay, but no horses. I think perhaps I am knowed what's going on, eh? reviewed January 27, 2006
just thought id show you by cricket50 Comedy
Reminds me of one of our family's summer vaction auto trips. reviewed January 27, 2006
The day Katanas werent in the ps (again) by SixthHokage Comedy
Personally, I'd rather see a flamethrower and strip club set in the propshop, but I know what you mean. Nothin' says lovin' like a chopped off head. Enjoyed the film. reviewed January 27, 2006
Strange IDEAS by satansmunchkin Comedy
I am the cheese! Good luck with your film in the contest. reviewed January 25, 2006
The day everyone died by phantom007 Comedy
Words cannot describe my feelings after watching this cinematic triumph. At times like this, I wish I were a big fat sissy movie critic who knows how to say stuff with language nobody understands exce... reviewed January 24, 2006
The Giant Bunny by Llamaman117 Action
I was gonna write something norty, but I'm already in enough Dutch, and I ain't even Dutch!!!! THE END!!!!!! P.S. Tell your leading lady to pluck dem whiskers. reviewed January 24, 2006
The Thing by pmjx2 Horror
Man, that cheerleader chick was hot! How come that werewolfs man didn't eat her? Because he had lockjaw and couldn't shut his mouf? Hard cheese for him, eh? Dang. And please rate my movie, Horror of C... reviewed January 24, 2006
Schoens by Angelo_Santino Horror
The same situation arose between Steven Spielberg and myself over Schindler's List. Totally ripped me off, except he decided against my original concept of an animated cartoon feature and opted for bl... reviewed January 24, 2006
BlackHole by davidwww Sci-Fi
Fine film. Could have benefitted from some full frontal nudity, chopped off heads and exotic cannibals eating missionaries. reviewed January 24, 2006
I wish by greend4ytt Comedy
I quite enjoyed it. reviewed January 24, 2006
Bonnette and Clydesdale by danedwardsuk Action
Very good technical presentation. Nice work. reviewed January 23, 2006
SHADOW --- Introduction by smookey Action
Don't know why you feel you have to apologize for this clip. I thought it was quite well done. So I feel justified it giving it five stars, even though I'm supposed to be the meanest s.o.b. in TMO. reviewed January 23, 2006
BAIS by dfpiii Sci-Fi
Hoy! What's this about easier than killing Germans? But seriously, volks, this is a fine clip. Superb voice-overs and editing. reviewed January 23, 2006
Robot Terror by noocyt Horror
Vo's weren't all that bad. I've been experimenting with a TTS voice synthesizer from AT&T that might prove to be a solution to replacing live voice actors. Anyway, I like killer robots. reviewed January 22, 2006
HITLERS PAYBACK by berkman Horror
Huh? Is this really supposed to be about Jimmy Hoffa? reviewed January 21, 2006
invasion part 1- strange objects by cricket50 Sci-Fi
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Well done. But what are those big lumpy bits falling from the sky? I hope they're not some sort of alien turds. That sort of thing happens all the time where I live because we've been overrun with Mex...
reviewed January 21, 2006
Boom Stick by kggwolf Action
I gave your movie five stars because the editing and music are far above average. While the story was short, it conveyed everything it appears you had to say. I think that's the proper way to do it. Well done. reviewed January 21, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) by crazeyal Comedy
Hey, that zobie chick had some nice bazookas. But I bet she smells like spoiled bologna. reviewed January 21, 2006
Space Invaders by noocyt Sci-Fi
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I liked your film. The alien hanging from the ceiling was great.
reviewed January 20, 2006
USA Chrysler Competition by FraasMovies Comedy
Well done. Lionhead sells out yet again. There's nothing these people won't do for a buck, except treat their customers fairly. reviewed January 20, 2006
Chrysler Tales by cooltrip71 Comedy
Very slick production. reviewed January 20, 2006
Casey Jettings On the up P3 by mrmilomannnowra20006 Action
Solid effort throughout. It's shame we can't choose the film technology we want because this would be even better in black and white, like one of the old film noir mysteries. reviewed January 20, 2006
The Triangle Of Love by mrmilomannnowra20006 Romance
I gave this film five stars because it appears to be carefully crafted. Unique story, clean editing and logical story arc always pay off. reviewed January 20, 2006
Pokémen by CaptainLlandy Comedy
The Transformerman scene was very well done. I'm just glad that girl didn't have Cherman in her deck, or I would have had a nosebleed. reviewed January 20, 2006
The Brave And The Scared by kmilner Action
Fine work with the subtitles. It can be difficult to keep them in synch with the onscreen action, but you were spot on. reviewed January 19, 2006
Britney Spears vs Ashlee Simpson! by Deshea Action
Wait until Pat Robertson hears about this. Enjoyed your work. reviewed January 19, 2006
The French Democracy by koulamata Action
koulamata, I sincerely hope you do not misinterpret my negative review of your film as a personal attack. I am simply expressing an opinion regarding the artistic presentation of a syntesis of comment... reviewed January 18, 2006
Silent Hill Trailer by ShahRukhKhan Horror
Quite a bit better than my first film. reviewed January 18, 2006
Big Momma And The Familly by Floyd_31 Comedy
Big momma looks like she's about to buss open. reviewed January 18, 2006
How it is to be dead by fant Comedy
Very good film. Funny and concise. reviewed January 17, 2006
The Killer Returns by Ridethebomb Action
I thought the shoot out in the street scene was quite good. The length was just right as well, being long enought to tell your story without a lot of wasted scenes. reviewed January 17, 2006
Monster Bash by Penguin58 Comedy
Farting, killing, and monsters. Who could ask for more? Well, I guess Francis Ford Coppola could, but he hangs out with that guy George Lucas and I hate him worse than Pippi Longstocking. reviewed January 17, 2006
Divine Right Teaser by Tarison Action
Good editing. I'd have given it five stars if it were a full length film. reviewed January 17, 2006
Foreigner Falls Down Stairs by Tarison Comedy
I fall down stairs all the time and people just laugh even though now I have a plate in my head that picks up a Kentucky radio station that plays bluegrass music 24 hours a day. reviewed January 17, 2006
Just Grandma And Me by michael_allen1 Comedy
Sheesh. Is this a roman a clef bio about a guy who works for Lionhead? I'll bet it's the one who wears a sweatband even those he's balding and never appears to sweat. reviewed January 17, 2006
New Years Eve by odessey73 Comedy
Watching that Fodie Joster sashay around made me want to go out and shoot somebody so she'd like me more. reviewed January 16, 2006
Once Upon a Time in Space by deralique Sci-Fi
FIne effort. Nice variety of boogermen and costumes. Stop motion effects worthy of Willis O'Brien. Now lets have some nekkid women and chopped off heads. reviewed January 16, 2006
Liberty of Men by tigereyes Action
Overall a fine effort, although I feel you painted the Americans with more compassion than they deserved. If you film a sequel, may I suggest you provide all the Yankee soldiers with horns and pitchfo... reviewed January 16, 2006
Alyssa by Ahmadi_Productions Romance
Gee whiz! Alyssa reminds of a girl I used to date, but she didn't drink poison when we broke up, she just ate a booger. reviewed January 14, 2006
A Gangs Uprising(Trailer) by Oh_Come_On Action
My goodness. Whatever will the finished product be like, eh? reviewed January 14, 2006
Kiss of the Ghost by nemezido Horror
Great film. It would have benefitted from some chopped off heads, though. reviewed January 14, 2006
The Secrets of Violet by davrous Romance
Well, aw-ight, benna benna gobby. What I want to know is, where's the booger eating dwarves, eh? reviewed January 13, 2006
Wiretapping and You! by UrinatingTree Comedy
David Ickes is the devil. Probably. reviewed January 13, 2006
Gnadenlos by dolor Action
Guter Film, although you could have given it a bit of contemporary spice by including some North Koreans eating Chinese children or having George Bush fall into a cocaine overdose induced coma. Well done. reviewed January 13, 2006
Invasion by Elemonkey Action
Great film, although it could have benifited from some nudity and chopped off heads. You know, my high school was once invaded by heathen foreigners, except instead of WWII Nazis it was foreign exchan... reviewed January 13, 2006
The Great Tree Escape by Ace_24 Comedy
Fine movie. reviewed January 12, 2006
Lost Faith by Jetsam Horror
Excellent sound and editing. Well done. reviewed January 11, 2006
Late For Work by Pulp_Maiden Action
Enjoyed it. Very good editing. reviewed January 11, 2006
The Banana Eaters by philee Horror
Gee whiz. At's one mean monkey. reviewed January 10, 2006
Operation Crackdown by OfficerStephen Action
Huh? reviewed January 10, 2006
Tomb of Dracula by Ratonero Horror
How did you ever get Stephen Hawking to do the voiceovers for Frankenstein and Van Helsing? I'll bet he didn't come cheap,unless he's a show business tart. But I doubt he is because he slobbers so much. reviewed January 8, 2006
jihad by tim_pilgrim Action
AS a general rule I'm a scared of terrorists, and almost all foreigners, but I liked the guy in this movie because he farted and then got all burned up forever. Yay! reviewed January 8, 2006
The Dog That Faught Back by cdayton93 Comedy
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If that dog had tried that stuff with me, I'd have smacked him good you bet.
reviewed January 8, 2006
War On The Sun's Surface by mrc797 Sci-Fi
I couldn't have done better myself. reviewed January 8, 2006
Far Out by lotsosuits Comedy
teehee reviewed January 8, 2006
Golum Speaking by the_spirit Sci-Fi
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Very tricksy! Please don't poke out me eyeses.
reviewed January 6, 2006
In Cold Blood by Swazi Action
Would have given 5 stars if it were a bit shorter. Otherwise, excellent. reviewed January 6, 2006
The Direction of Mike by plupi Comedy
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Clever plot
reviewed January 5, 2006
The Sinister Minister by mcgarnagle Horror
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Salem's Lot meets a sketti western. Well done.
reviewed January 5, 2006
Baggage Boy Remix by madman12300 Comedy
Now I'm really scared. reviewed January 5, 2006
The Peace That Did Not Last by the_spirit Sci-Fi
That lizard guy spounded like Gollum. Well done. reviewed January 4, 2006
Faradays Magnet by wilsonkenr Sci-Fi
This is what George Lucas should have done with Episodes 1, 2, and 3. With no smartaleck robots. THE END!!!!! reviewed January 3, 2006
Flood! by tyrell12 Action
Words escape me. Lucky words. reviewed January 3, 2006
A Motley Crew by agarrett Comedy
Them horses showed a lot poise. Was one of them Sarah Jessica Parker! When they them Polaroids, were they nekkid? THE END! reviewed January 3, 2006
Guildford East Of Farnborough by marclar1104 Action
Hey, is them cowboys sissies? reviewed January 3, 2006
Horror in the Suburbs by aeon345 Horror
The killer reminded me of our meat butcher at our local grocery store. He's a veterinarian, he don't eat meat! THE END!!!!! reviewed January 3, 2006
A Pain That Im Used To by pogipnoy1026 Action
I didn't understand any of this and today I'm sober. Never again. reviewed January 3, 2006
Teen X by grantd77 Comedy
I liked it. reviewed January 1, 2006
Frist Encounter by raystmr Sci-Fi
Was that Tom Cruise hiding in the bushes? reviewed December 29, 2005
DONT DIE ON ME by jmaldon5 Action
Reminds me of From Here to Eternity except nobody rolled around in the surf. reviewed December 29, 2005
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
The very same thing happened to me. reviewed December 29, 2005
The Turin Melee Trailer by eepraiz Action
Bam!!! reviewed December 27, 2005
Brown Midget by fried1968 Sci-Fi
Well done. reviewed December 25, 2005
Enduring Mein Kampf Trailer by Emotep Horror
Nice work. reviewed December 25, 2005
Casual Day by zik7772 Sci-Fi
Yay! reviewed December 25, 2005
Grocery Shopping by MoviesManiac Comedy
The very same thing happened to me, except it was cottage cheese. reviewed December 24, 2005
Among Us trailer by Masquerade37 Sci-Fi
Nice work. Now how about those aliens eatin' some people? I always enjoy that. reviewed December 24, 2005
Santa Claus is Coming For You! by kuroken Comedy
Excellent voice over. reviewed December 24, 2005
Headhammer by bunzou Horror
Gee whiz reviewed December 24, 2005
Celebrity Deathmatch Nelson - Gary Numan by mitchell_lee Comedy
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Well done!! Now for the sequel, how about Billy Idol biting off Ozzy Osbourne's head? I hate him worse than Pippi Longstocking. When you have the opportunity, I would appreciate it if you would take a...
reviewed December 23, 2005
Anakin and Obi Wan in Love by fattony4200 Sci-Fi
Jedis wearing do-rags. It's as if space is like east L.A., only east L.A. is scarier and a lot more dangerous. Please take a look at my stuff when you have the time by clicking on my name. reviewed December 22, 2005
Willem Dafoe Wont Die by greybill Action
Funny, well cut. Please give my work a look when you have the opportunity by clicking on my name. reviewed December 22, 2005
Christmas Present by leamane Horror
I like short movies, especially if they feature transvestites who laugh like my weird uncle Olegg. Don't ever mess with Olegg. reviewed December 22, 2005
VC pay14 by Apokalupsis Action
I don't see anything wrong with posting VC movies, just as long as the poster identifies them as such. Glad to lend a hand. I just wish Lionhead would give us some decent goodies in the prop shop inst... reviewed December 22, 2005
Never Go Outside by The_Freaken_Pope Horror
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I can relate to this film because I'm agoraphobic and never venture outside without wrapping myself head to foot with aluminum foil. Then I roll around on the ground and recite bible verses until I pass out.
reviewed December 22, 2005
Lawless Lumberjacks by Dusty_meow Action
French existentialism at its most poignant. Or something. Thanks for reviewing my movie, Dusty. reviewed December 22, 2005
Olympus Mons 2058 by Dusty_meow Sci-Fi
Thanks for not putting any chickens in. reviewed December 22, 2005
Dont Have Your X-mas Outside by The_Freaken_Pope Horror
Good flick. The only improvement I can think of would be to have Santy Claus eat a dead dog or something. reviewed December 22, 2005
Money Shot2 by Skelch Sci-Fi
Yay! reviewed December 22, 2005
VC pay12 by Apokalupsis Action
BAM! reviewed December 21, 2005
Der Alpha-Mann by sheinrich99 Comedy
Gott in himmel. reviewed December 21, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-One) by StevenKreg Action
King Kong, she's confusing about whether it's a big monkey or same size as the people when he hugs the lady. This is serious, eh? reviewed December 21, 2005
Come On by FoDooG Comedy
I could be wrong, but I suspect this film was made by people from somewhere else besides here. Namely, Germanians. Run for it!!!! reviewed December 21, 2005
The Trial of Chico Reyes by Dylen Horror
That Chico was one crazy hombre, you bet. reviewed December 19, 2005
In Search Of Claus Directors Cut by Killbot2000 Comedy
I'm scared of Santy Claus, which isn't strange since I'm scared of almost everything. reviewed December 19, 2005
The Planet of The Apes by wilhelm_scream Action
Good job reviewed December 19, 2005
Hokeymon Yellow by gummer Comedy
This could be my biography. reviewed December 19, 2005
Turnabout is Fair Play by mestoph72 Horror
One of the best scripts I've encountered. reviewed December 19, 2005
need for speedgetaway by catthomp Comedy
Well done! reviewed December 18, 2005
BEEEEEEEEER!! by Buccura Comedy
I like. Case closed. reviewed December 17, 2005
Smackula by Goad Horror
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An all female boogerman movie! I like.
reviewed December 17, 2005
The Terrance and Phillip Show 2 by Ransdell Comedy
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Great job. More.
reviewed December 17, 2005
Prey by EatMySh0rtz Horror
I liked it. What more can I say? Well, a lot, but I'm too lazy. reviewed December 17, 2005
Hoover for President (1932) by Goad Comedy
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P-shoooe. This movie gave me jock itch.
reviewed December 16, 2005
Redemption by ProdigyStudios Action
This film resonated so strongly at a deep emotional level that it finally convinced me to stop eating boogers. From now on, I'll just be content to chew my toenails. reviewed December 16, 2005
Suburban Horrors by JMMartin Horror
A magnum opus you betcha. Only if she's a suburban horrors, what's them peoples killing each other in the woods for, eh? THE END!!!!! reviewed December 16, 2005
i kill people by neros916 Action
I review movie. She kills good she does! Goshers director buddy! Imagination can take you away faster than rocket ships! Why I laugh?? THE END!!!!! reviewed December 16, 2005
Terror At Dawn by BUZZ2929 Horror
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This is a fine moving picture, you can bet that yes! But, there are some conceptions which are puzzling me to dizzy walking. Why is title say "Dawn" when she's too dark outside? Also, the mummy is of ...
reviewed December 16, 2005
Lock In - VO by zeeto Horror
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When I was living in the Old Country, my Nanna wore bandages just like the one the main character wore in the movie. She was the school nurse at the local school. Seeing that make me want to go back t...
reviewed December 16, 2005
Con Art - trailer by kggwolf Action
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My brain is not sticking to the idea of this story. So many dollar bills from the bank, is the man going to a nudie bar to put too much dollars in nasty women's britches? Once I did this my own self, ...
reviewed December 16, 2005
Chicken Park by boxcube Comedy
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Mamma mia! For seeing this, my heart is aching for chicken people. There they are with no shoes on their feets, and stealing to escape from prison of the chickens! So who was doing something? No one! ...
reviewed December 16, 2005
Miss Tree by BigBri Romance
I'm scared of Miss Tree. She looks like my granny. The mean one. reviewed December 14, 2005
Heloise's Big Dream by BigBri Action
A real silent movie. Great reviewed December 14, 2005
Compelled by EgoAnt Horror
About the best voiceover I've heard. reviewed December 14, 2005
Smoking Propaganda Film by Goad Comedy
Smoking of a cigarette is not so tasty for most peoples,but I like with drinking liquor beverages also to have inhaling burning tobacky, eh? reviewed December 14, 2005
Word of the Day by STXFilms Comedy
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If this is your first finished film, you did exceptionally well.
reviewed December 14, 2005
The Terrance and Phillip Show by Ransdell Comedy
If your sound hadn't cut out I would have given you five stars. How about a sequel? reviewed December 14, 2005
Down with the King by predator21 Action
Good work. Clean and neat. reviewed December 14, 2005
Masterbattle Extreme by Tarison Action
Excellent editing. Bet that took some patience. reviewed December 13, 2005
The Secret Life of Ronald McDonald by blizzle Comedy
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Im scraed of Chuck Norris. He looks dirty, even when he's wearing a suit.
reviewed December 13, 2005
Roger Prop Shop by CAMFROMTHECITY21 Comedy
good au fx reviewed December 13, 2005
The Chase by empirepictures Action
good film reviewed December 13, 2005
Hungry like a Werewolf by pearsonhouse Horror
Well done reviewed December 13, 2005
Wolfman Vs The Mummy by predator21 Sci-Fi
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I actually laughed. Good stuff.
reviewed December 13, 2005
Frontier Space by Petreak Sci-Fi
Excellent first effort! reviewed December 13, 2005
Stone Jones by humdogma Action
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Poor Jones! He's wearing ripped pantaloons, then the police are shooting his head because he broke the window with a woman in it. P-tui!
reviewed December 12, 2005
Fang by SuperHappyNumberOne Horror
Hey, when HBO sees Fang, they gonna snap it up for millions of lire. Girl has boobs look like she shot in back by two bazookas. I like. reviewed December 12, 2005
George the Argonauts by deralique Action
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I am being scared for seeing the cannibal George Bush shot by a Mexican cowboy for eating too much cocaines. When shall the madness end?
reviewed December 12, 2005
The Dead What Eats Everything! by dallas32822 Horror
If I was a Democrat, I'd PAY to see this movie. But I ain't, so I won't. reviewed December 12, 2005
Behind a closed door by jimmyc666 Comedy
After watching this I have the head that aches. Picture is so bad it remind me of time I tried to steal cable and everything was all eyeballs watering. Otherwise, she's mighty fine, eh? reviewed December 12, 2005
beast preast by morgan11 Horror
When I was in army, very same thing happened to me, except it was a baker instead of a zombie priest. reviewed December 12, 2005
Rock of the Marne by Angelo_Santino Action
One of the better, if not the best, films I've seen hers. reviewed December 12, 2005
The Prime Minister by Orangutanzchimp Comedy
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So much this film is similar of theme to La Starda that Fellini would say, "Where are the guns?" I say they are here, for aiming at wicked Phillistines without honor! Bang! Now the air smells of death...
reviewed December 12, 2005
Watch this Watch that by f8lerror Comedy
If the fat Mr. Osron Welles was crazy, this is the moviw he would make from the days of war. Mussolini was always chopping an axe to people's necks for the order of the law and to make the trains go f... reviewed December 12, 2005
Le petit groom by chatte007 Comedy
When I see this prodaza, it's like I'm crying for the pain. Peoples are always falling down on their soft bones then going to the doctors medical from lifting heavy tasks at working place. Where is th... reviewed December 12, 2005
The Worst Movie Ever Made by solideye Comedy
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Your momma mia must have dropped you on your head too much so now it's flat like a billiard table. Also, don't sniff stinky glues when you make some sound tracks so you don't sound like a quack quack duck, eh?
reviewed December 12, 2005
The Day of Endless Night II by bobcat1986 Horror
This scares me so too much, I think I have scream to the world, "be careful, eh?!!!!" The husband, he's maybe a zombie too, or somehow he gots a eggplant stuck up his butts, maybe for being a sissy wi... reviewed December 12, 2005
Web Of Dislike by Dusty_meow Horror
This is too much like real lifes! Man farts to get woman attention, the she sleeps with him and busts out cryings boo hoo! Hah. Just like I do the same when I get drunked after church, but usually I p... reviewed December 12, 2005
Bloodchill Fully Edited by loserkid87 Horror
Say, how come monster be killing that Confederate general on the roof but no eats his brains, eh? Also man scared in alley goes dead because of carbineri pointing their shotsguns at him for being too ... reviewed December 12, 2005
Boo! by DGInc Horror
This movie, she's a pretty damn fine. I like too much for the monster head is scaring the big boobed woman before he's eating her. Where is the brains, eh? reviewed December 12, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
While this is certaily a fine effort, I hardly think it deserves to be considered the best submission; not by a long shot. And that pissed off sailor sounded like Ren Hoek on speed. I think the accide... reviewed December 12, 2005
Love on a Strange Planet by Hippobabe Sci-Fi
Short and sweet. Excellent editing reviewed December 11, 2005
So I Met This Ninja In A Bar by xxxDudexxx Action
I enjoyed it. reviewed December 11, 2005
1 Miles Too Far by vadster Action
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Top notch editing
reviewed December 11, 2005
The VOW (Voice Over Wars) by jlhuddl Action
Liked both the concept and execution. Well done. reviewed December 10, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Five hours? You have far more patience that I'll ever be able to muster. reviewed December 9, 2005
The Choppin Waltz by yamsi3867 Horror
Good first attempt reviewed December 9, 2005
A Day To Forget by mez561 Action
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Great atmosphere in alleyway fight scene
reviewed December 9, 2005
An American Werewolf by SpencerRohan Horror
Nice work reviewed December 9, 2005
Loveblind by theneverendingstory Romance
Different approach, but it works reviewed December 9, 2005
Death Bites by Superslash Horror
Neat, clean work. Very good atmosphere. reviewed December 9, 2005
All Americans Should Be Medicated! by DeusExMachinima Comedy
Well, Americans do tend to use antidepressants more than we should...but the last I heard, none of us have delivered any forced prescriptions of Zyklon B to anyone. Cough. You hear about the new Germa... reviewed December 6, 2005
Cueball Earth by flippyfly Sci-Fi
It's what One Shot Beaudine would have done if he could've afforded costumes and sets. Daaang! reviewed December 6, 2005
IT 2 by aarn777 Horror
Aiieee reviewed December 6, 2005
Hotel Hell by laycee Horror
No Review reviewed December 4, 2005
VAMPIRE DAWN by WPoe Horror
Nice work. The Beginning was especially good. reviewed December 4, 2005