millahnna
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Number of Movies Reviewed: 189
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 39
Average Rating Given: 4.1
 
Movies Reviewed by millahnna
Scramble (Part One) by postmodernchuck Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 4.9 (5) ???Maybe every memory is a lie.??? Pay attention here kiddies. This is how it is done. Every movie I review for MOMC I watch twice ??? once through while typing minimal notes an... reviewed December 1, 2006
Space Generation - The Next Encounter by DoubleMPee Sci-Fi
MOMC Review ??? 4.0 (4) ???Hurry Starbucket!??? Bwahaha. And also heh. My first thoughts are to the actual story/content of the movie. It was hilarious and terribly silly in all the best possible ... reviewed November 23, 2006
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Dylen Horror
This turned out excellently aside fromthe quality of my own recordings. I'll blame the bug in my PC until I finish solving the problem and can come back for real. I miss you guys. reviewed May 11, 2006
MOMC Commercial by postmodernchuck Comedy
I heart you you big ninny boy. I'll be back soon. Stupid life. reviewed May 11, 2006
Night Pass -part one by StevenKreg Sci-Fi
5.0 "You're a Day Timer now." I really don't have much useful to say. I'm weeping at the sheer beauty I just saw. Stunning. reviewed April 18, 2006
Bounty hunter by devils4hire Action
MOMC Review 3.4 (3) ???The Long Johns.??? Seriously? Because that???s hilarious. For being made in a day this is excellent, but relative to movies in general it does have a few flaws that need to... reviewed April 18, 2006
Time Shifter Part II by niftymatt Action
MOMC Review 3.8 (4) ???What? A banana???? Bwahahahaha. And also heh. I am a sucker for a good time travel story. They are hard to do correctly in the sense that many professional writers (I???... reviewed April 18, 2006
The Spy who laughed about me by Spaceman72 Action
MOMC Review 4.6 ???You can kill some bad guys.??? Also that was hands down the most appropriate use of the ever cheesy dance sequence I???ve ever seen. And it is from the moment of those opening ... reviewed April 18, 2006
The Baggage Boy by dannyableman Comedy
Computer generated movies with no real modification = 1 star. Enjoy the VC> reviewed April 18, 2006
Revenge Through A Blade Part 1 by robbiep Action
MOMC Review 3.8 (4) ???These sick cannibals.??? It just made me laugh. The storyline here is intriguing although it did feel like we stepped into the middle of the opening segment. I???m a fan of ... reviewed April 17, 2006
The City by razzirazz Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 3.8 (4) ???OK the first thing to do is calm down. ??? Under the circumstances I???d say the first thing to do is freak the hell out. I???m just saying. The gist of this movie is exce... reviewed April 17, 2006
The Past Is Tomorrow by TheMGMKid1 Action
MOMC Review 5.0 (5) ???They call it Santa Ana.??? I call it poetry. My god that was beautiful. It???s clear from the first beautiful line of dialogue that this is no ordinary TMO movie. It???s so... reviewed April 17, 2006
Bar Fight by HurricaneAK Action
In reality this is a one star movie as you know. You get an extra star for two reasons. 1. Great experiment. Sadly, your theory is correct as evidenced by most of the reviews below me. 2. In the ... reviewed April 17, 2006
Call me Jack - Begginings of a Killer by nightmare2146 Horror
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4.0 "I'll call the police." I must say that my character, in the history of peppy horror movie girls, is really not too bright. Heh. The problems you had are somewhat visible but the finished p...
reviewed April 14, 2006
Autoerotic Acid Asphyx by mildheadwound Comedy
I swore I revewied this. Grrr. I like that review too. I'm pretty sure I've had this night but the details escape me. Surreal but consistent on its own terms, this is great stuff. People will eit... reviewed April 14, 2006
The TMOscars! by StevenKreg Romance
"I'm a horse." You rock. You know this. That was awesome and felt completely authentic. THis has been an amazingly brief milahnna review. reviewed April 13, 2006
Roger Thong TECH DEMO by z007gg Comedy
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"I am not Roger." No honey, no you're not. ;) Best use of the Baggage Boy I've seen so far. Dear god. That zoom shot. I was at work when I watched this. Enough said. Still giggling. Heh.
reviewed April 10, 2006
Invasion-Earth Pt 3 -History- by RALLTD Sci-Fi
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MOMC Review 4.7 (5) It is with special fondness that I review this movie as the second installment was my very first MOMC review (and probably one of my clunkiest reviews ever as well, sorry about th...
reviewed April 10, 2006
The Time Wars 4 by Legendary_Studios Sci-Fi
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MOMC Review 4.2 (4) ???Those human scum.??? There are some days I totally know that feeling. Funny thing; I was all set to have to struggle a bit with the sub-titles because you so kindly warn us...
reviewed April 10, 2006
The Robots from Venus Attack II by karimdude Sci-Fi
More cheesy fun (which is a compliment). This is a bit better than part one but still has some of the same problems; mumbling, editing details, and a hurried story. This is shaping up quite well tho... reviewed April 10, 2006
The Robots from Venus Attack by karimdude Action
Some fun action in the tradition of cheesy B-flicks but there's not much to it. You desperately needed to turn off the mumbling and there were a few logic and plot jumps that were very distracting; t... reviewed April 10, 2006
SURVIVOR (New Edition) by sbhedges Horror
MOMC Review 2.6 (3) ???Also starring four Untitled Extras.??? That???s just the funniest opening credit I???ve ever seen. I love it. You???ve made some definite improvements over your original ... reviewed April 10, 2006
Psychology of a Hitman by DaVoS888 Action
MOMC Review 4.0 (4) ???I know everything. You???ll come to find that out soon enough.??? Was that the actor or the character talking? Heh. This story starts off by presenting us with a situation ... reviewed April 10, 2006
Broken Thoughts 2 - Shattered Dreams by satansmunchkin Romance
"You must remember." There are not words for how shiny the opening credits are. I must also say that I think this installment was better then the first, which is powerful praise indeed. I find it i... reviewed April 10, 2006
Broken Thoughts by satansmunchkin Romance
"This was yesterday." "Was it Phil?" Well it should come as no surprise to most people that I am a fan of the surreal. I'm also a fan of talking dogs as guides, urban legends and myths related to... reviewed April 10, 2006
VENUS PRIME II - The Escape by sisch Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 5.0 ???I will not stay here, whatever the price may be.??? I don???t even know what to say. A thoroughly detailed story with strong characters, and interesting plot and great VOs/music;... reviewed April 6, 2006
Dont Laugh at Me VO Edition by rjb2112 Romance
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5.0 Ouch. I have very little comment on this movie due to my own stupid life (ie the things I've seen and experienced). The voice acting is, of course, impressive. SO disturbing to hear you sound s...
reviewed April 6, 2006
Girls Named Jane by postmodernchuck Romance
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The following is a completely biased review. 5.0 "So many people could help me if they would just listen." Thank you for allowing me to be the voice for those who didn't have their own. To say tha...
reviewed April 6, 2006
Splinter Cell YoMaMa by zeepoopendorf Action
MOMC Review 4.2 (4) ???Well I???m a big fan of your terrorist activities.??? This is the most off-beat and original spy-thriller comedy I think I???ve seen on TMO. It almost dips into the land ... reviewed April 5, 2006
SURVIVOR by sbhedges Horror
MOMC Review 2.4 (2) There???s a lot of potential in this movie, and obviously a lot of thought and enthusiasm went into making it. Ironically, I think perhaps that enthusiasm is the root of the tro... reviewed April 5, 2006
Murphy City PT 1 by full_metal_winter Action
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MOMC Review 5.0 (5) ???Something tells me that this place is going to give me a bad experience.??? Word, brother. Well it starts off strange and just gets weirder. There???s a hint of Gaiman???s ?...
reviewed April 5, 2006
Time to Kill by Dylen Sci-Fi
If you've read any of my reviews you know I usually quote the movie, in some fashion. TodaY I have nothing to quote. Your director's notes pretty much covers it. The balance of too much/little stor... reviewed April 4, 2006
Sons of the Old West by CptJoker Action
MOMC Review 4.8 (5) ???This I have to see.??? Yes, yes you do. Seriously, if you are reading this review and haven???t already seen it, watch this movie right now. It has great writing, voice ac... reviewed April 3, 2006
Ship Of Hell(subtitle Version) by darkanubis666 Sci-Fi
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MOMC Review 4.0 (4) ???Hello Pathetic Mortals.??? Heh. Many people are going to draw comparisons to ???Event Horizon??? with this movie. It would be hard not to. But while the events in this stor...
reviewed April 3, 2006
Dragon by Sonfaro Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 4.6 (5) ???There must always be two of us; one to bind, and one to teach.??? J.R.R. Tolkien hated to think that people thought of the ???Lord of the Rings??? as allegory. Though his tal... reviewed April 3, 2006
Girls Named Jane - trailer by postmodernchuck Romance
I didn't use a review quote because I felt a little weird quoting my own self. Heh. This is one of the better trailers I've seen on TMO. It could use a bit of trimming (maybe 20 seconds shorter?) b... reviewed March 31, 2006
Trailer PORN DEMO The Movie by michanist Romance
"My job is to blow balloons." Heh. As a publicity stunt it's hilarious. As a demo/"demo" comedy in and of itself, pretty boring. But short. That earned you a review on this one. reviewed March 29, 2006
Private Eye Harris by niftymatt Action
4.4 "Liscense plate #1337pwn." Heh. The excellent: Hands down the best use of in-game music I've heard so far. You actually used more than one or two tracks. Bless you. Detailed story, cool charac... reviewed March 26, 2006
POL (Project Of Life) Teaser Trailer by Littleman3 Sci-Fi
Hard to tell how good it's going to be from what you have so far, but you obviously have an interesting imagination. Definitely need to polish up those images which you already know. But I'm intrigu... reviewed March 26, 2006
Dr Yes by maniacc0 Action
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5.0 "Bone, James Bone." No comment. =) I don't even know where to start. I can't even pick a proper quote. Do you know how much it bothers me when I can't find a review quote? Egads. Fortunatel...
reviewed March 24, 2006
The Betrayal- A Love Like No Other by pearsonhouse Romance
3.8 (4) "I feel like she's hiding something from me." And how. What you have here is excellent (though you may want to warn people not to read past the featured reviews before watching, spoilers abo... reviewed March 23, 2006
Machine Logic by dasman Sci-Fi
"I suspect that we have always been here." Do you ever get the feeling that some stories have much more going on beneath the surface than is readily apparent? Yeah. This movie reminds me of everyth... reviewed March 23, 2006
Pharlaxx by darkgarden Horror
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5.0 "Not in front of the Messiah." Heh. I have been meaning to make it to your studio for quite some time now. Alas real life has gotten in the way. But I did finally get here and I found one hell ...
reviewed March 23, 2006
Hope and Consequence by kos78 Action
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5.0 "I'm going to find my son." Others have said all that I could ever want to say; the abrupt and chilling ending, the simplicity of such a complete but very short story - it's more horrific than an...
reviewed March 23, 2006
Grass Growing TECH DEMO by nunberry Romance
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You are a goofball. You know I lurve you.
reviewed March 23, 2006
Brokeback Warewolf by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
5.0 "But fat people run slower." Another missing TMO review . I'm starting to wonder if they get eaten after they've been online for a certain amount of time. In any case I loved this now just as m... reviewed March 22, 2006
POWER The Way to Drakenburg by Arawna11 Action
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5.0 (5) ???What are we going to do???? ???Avoid being eaten, of course.??? This series is shaping up to be one of the most engrossing tales on TMO. It has adventure, romance, three dimensional chara...
reviewed March 21, 2006
Dumb City Tales Episode 1 I-spy PI Inc by Timo666 Comedy
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4.0 "Fooled by a woman." Is it wrong that my main criticism in a movie is with my own performance? I felt watching that some of my line readings were off. The rest of the voice acting was pretty go...
reviewed March 21, 2006
A Is For Alice by plopphizz Sci-Fi
5.0 TMO is eating my reviews again. I know I have reviewed this. Well suffice to say I love it. It is the best use of soem well known scenes we all get a little tired of. I'm trying not to give it... reviewed March 20, 2006
The Missing by jjpatel Horror
4.0 "I told you he was in a safe place." Not MY first choice of adjectives but I can see what she means. You've already noted most of your tech problems. I would add to it that once our hero starte... reviewed March 19, 2006
The Afflicted by sherwinliu Sci-Fi
5.0 ?????????bleaching??? of human emotion??? Let???s just stop right there shall we. This is one of the most profoundly creepy concepts that I have run into in my Sci Fi travels. Fellow Farscape f... reviewed March 16, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - Jedi Mind Trick by sprague1980 Comedy
5.0 ???You don???t want to eat me. You want to be my friend.??? ???OK.??? So full of funny it???s exploding from the pressure. No wait. That would be me. Don???t drink and Cracker Jap. Trust me. reviewed March 16, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - 10 Sec Premonitions by sprague1980 Comedy
5.0 "It's Komodo. It's a dragon." Heh. I feel like I just turned off some bizarre cable access show like the ones often spoofed on Saturday Night Live (they've moved onto podcasts recently). I've n... reviewed March 16, 2006
The Adventures of Crash Cody Ep III by kingpengvin Sci-Fi
4.9 (5) ???She smoked like a???smoker.??? I resemble that remark. ???Yes. I???m empty enough to drink some more.??? I know people who do that. Not as funny in person. Heh. Seriously, I could quot... reviewed March 16, 2006
my light has gone by 6-headedmonster Horror
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5.0 ???To truly know darkness you must first have seen the light.??? The fact that my review quote comes at the very beginning of this movie is significant. The quotes I select in reviews tend to r...
reviewed March 16, 2006
Memories of Life - A True Story by rposhard Romance
4.8 (5) "Lisa seemed made out of love." This is such a difficult movie to rate from an objective standpoint. The story itself is so touching, your daughter's generosity so obvious, that it's hard ... reviewed March 16, 2006
Sci Fi Corridor 4 TECH DEMO!!! by madmatt7g Comedy
4.0 "Don't count on it [shhhh!]es, I'm here to stay." Thank goodness. Heh. Normally I don't rate Dmeos higher than three but I've recently decided that the really clever one's can get that extra sta... reviewed March 15, 2006
The Beginning of The End by Stormwhitelab Horror
3.5 (4) "The white chicken." And thus begins the random portion of our viewing today. Which is basically my semi-humorous way of saying that, like RPOSHARD, you basically had me up until the end. B... reviewed March 15, 2006
Our Secret by erinnicole93 Romance
4.9 (5) "I didn't pick him." And that would be what we like to call irony kids. Because he did pick Jordan. He was curious, as many people are at one point, regardless of where their sexual orienta... reviewed March 15, 2006
POWER Origin by Arawna11 Action
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MOMC Review 4.8 (5) ???Now I???m not more than an avenging ghost.??? There is so much raw emotion in the voice of your actor, in the painful story he relays, that it???s almost overwhelming at times...
reviewed March 14, 2006
More Tales of The Blind Gunslinger by dasman Action
MOMC Review 4.9 (5) ???When I???m not killing people, I???m a masseur.??? I reviewed the original the last time MOMC made its rounds. You had some minor technical problems that time that are no whe... reviewed March 14, 2006
Transcending by influx Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 4.6 (5) ???No matter where I was, she could always find me.??? That was surreal. That is a compliment. You left me with more questions than answers but managed to make sense while doin... reviewed March 12, 2006
Unring The Bell by stach Action
MOMC Review 3.6 (4) ???I don???t like dictators.??? Word. The message is good. The fictional approach was entertaining and mostly handled well. This is definitely a unique movie for TMO. The VOs... reviewed March 12, 2006
Hunters Moon by Jackal1984 Sci-Fi
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MOMC Review 3.8 (4) ???This is only the beginning.??? I love good storytelling. The bulk of my psyche ??? neuroses, habits, creature comforts ??? are based on this one simple fact. It is why I p...
reviewed March 12, 2006
Ashley Porter in Forever Is Not a Verb by suedenim Action
MOMC Review 4.7 (5) This series is one of the best things going in these parts. Action, adventure and a smart, sassy, southern spy babe (say it out loud, hee). What more could you ask for? Not a wh... reviewed March 12, 2006
Deadly Force by mdtheplaya17 Action
MOMC Review 3.4 (3) ???It???s done.??? You get serious points for the storyline and plot. We know this tale but your choice ending changes the rules a little. I???m totally down for the next ep... reviewed March 12, 2006
Trouble At The Lonely Horseshoe by darthuv Action
MOMC Review 3.6 (4) ???Get in the game girl.??? This line represents the moment that best explains what rocks about this movie. Everyone has an agenda. There is not a single innocent in this piec... reviewed March 12, 2006
Moses The Late Recruit Trailer by kevinduh Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 2.5 (3) ???Ecnad ecnad.??? Max Score for There are definitely some skills on display here with the work you did on the song and the editing. But after watching this trailer, that is t... reviewed March 11, 2006
Lift Chronicles - Part 2 - Masquerade by lizard3209 Sci-Fi
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MOMC Review 5.0 Under ordinary circumstances, I???d have a quote from your movie and maybe a pithy comment here. Alas, I???ve gone and drooled all over my keyboard and can???t seem to stop the flow....
reviewed March 11, 2006
East Kills West by SMURF2471 Action
MOMC Review 3.3 (3) What you have here is well put together, for the most Part. In particular I thought the fight scene turned out quite nicely. But the piece on the whole feels like the middle of... reviewed March 7, 2006
How NOT to Make a Movie by mattdawg420 Comedy
MOMC Levelling 3.0 (3) "And remember kids, always cover your tracks." My running theme this week seems to be movies with slices of excellence that just don't quite sit right for me. Techinically, yo... reviewed March 7, 2006
Blue Valentines by Apocryphon Romance
MOMC Levelling 4.8 (5) My minor deductions are for the problems you already know you have. The rest of this is pure bliss of the most painful kind. Which is kind of like real life, as another revi... reviewed March 7, 2006
Mr Rogers Rocky Jack Black in the Army by yasirc Comedy
MOMC Levelling 3.4 (3) It's a funny skit and most of the editing is just fine but nothing really jumps out about it (other than some potential copyright issues you may have coming). I would love to... reviewed March 7, 2006
Durh Durh Durh Durt-a Durh Durt-a Durh!! by VanityStudios Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 3.2 (3) "Take that you mutated head-job." It was funny (the personal soundtrack for the villain being my favorite) and what's there is nicely put together but there's not much there. I... reviewed March 5, 2006
Indiana Jones the Chariots of the Gods by AlexBradley Action
MOMC Review 4.8 (5) "with apolgies to Lucasfilms." Funny and unnecessary. You did the franchise proud. My problems with your movie are minor and you noted most of them yourself in your about secti... reviewed March 5, 2006
The Dark Key Light by TheMGMKid1 Action
MOMC Review 3.8 (4) "...and few guys too" Heh. But man those opening credits hurt my eyes (colors were rough). What's good here is so very good that it makes what doesn't work really pop out to m... reviewed March 5, 2006
Scourge of ze Schpace Nazis by nunberry Sci-Fi
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"Eva thinks my head is sexy" Heh. 4.9 You know I'm a fan of your work. But you've really outdone yourself here. I laughed myself stupid(er) and gasped at the end (you sly fox, you). I did have to...
reviewed February 23, 2006
Innocence sacrificed by chocolatemouse Romance
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"We were sold." 5.0 and a nose kiss You are the only movie maker on here who continues to rip my heart and soul out with each film. This is a compliment. We chatted a bit in PMs befroe I finally go...
reviewed February 20, 2006
The Hit by skarsten Action
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5.0 I stumbled onto the Jack Macy series by accident when I was assigned to review episode two for MOMC. And what a happy accident it was. This is one of my favorite series on TMO as it duplicates ...
reviewed February 20, 2006
The Prisoners by Osiris1975 Action
4.9 (5) This is such a beautiful movie, telling a story that needs to be told. I loved the way you connected the two mens' tales; both thematically and through plot as well. That said, it could have... reviewed February 20, 2006
The Hitman Strikes by Kleinberg Action
It's reminiscent of GTA or Miami Vice. Maybe it's just the word "vice." I really liked the idea of your hitman (he seemed such a smooth operator) but felt that we didn't get to know the other charac... reviewed February 18, 2006
The most annoying film ever by wolverine1112 Comedy
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No you were not kidding. But I busted up when I first heard your voice over and the instant makeover made me smile. In reality there's not much going on here but some aspects are funny and it's very...
reviewed February 17, 2006
The Breast Test by ccr1d3r Action
There's your star. Thanks for the demo. The notes about the physics were particularly nice. reviewed February 16, 2006
Seraphim - Teaser by matneee Horror
Groovy trailer. I'll be here for the premier. I'm intrigued. reviewed February 16, 2006
Stage Set - Tech Demo by matneee Comedy
THanks for the demo. Kind of funny actually. You should enter something like this in a documentary contest. reviewed February 16, 2006
Cow demo by speilucasberg Comedy
I rate low for demos if I bother to rate them. But that was hilarious. And the cow doesn't explode. I guess I'll have to send my stepdad to the mod commmunity. reviewed February 16, 2006
A Lonely Man by kaipan Romance
One of the the things that continues to blow me away about your work (as I mentioned in my review for Fatal Touch which I find strangely endearing regardless of its creepiness) is that you always find... reviewed February 14, 2006
Fatal Touch by kaipan Horror
Yet another movie I know I have rated before. This is such a touching story. It somehow manages to be happy and sweet and funny and sad and just little bit creepy all at the same time. Beautiful w... reviewed February 14, 2006
Dreamtown by Rik_Vargard Action
This is a great intro story on so many levels; an interesting storyline with intriguing and mysterious characters, creative use of game elements (the piano was seriously creepy), and, best of all, the... reviewed February 14, 2006
Why Zombies Are Evil by SeanySpeilberg Comedy
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Copied from my review on FSN: "Despite what you think, zombies aren't all flesh eating maniacs. Acutally we are." I usually start reviews with a quote. I changed my quote on this movie about 7 millio...
reviewed February 14, 2006
Ode to a loved one by chagidiel Horror
"I never Understood why." First I'd like to get my one slight critisism outof the way. The levels on the different voice overs seemed a bit different. I had to turn up the volum a bit for the gent... reviewed February 13, 2006
How Big Female Edition by Stormwhitelab Romance
"You all better enjoy the show." OK I will just please don't hurt me with the abnormally large breasts. Seriously, while you make a very valid point, it was hard to sit through the flick. Kind of on... reviewed February 13, 2006
Last Day Of The Fox by muraneymotionpictures Romance
Please turn off the mumbles. OK onward. This is a lovely story, but you are going to get some very hateful reviews. To all of those planning to one-star this because it "glorifies a Nazi," 1) try... reviewed February 12, 2006
The Revenge by sportygal Action
You have attempted to tackle a very difficult subject, and one I think needs to be told more accurately than it often is. After the Columbine shootings (not the only incident ever but certainly the m... reviewed February 11, 2006
Mr Jones High School Crush by aarn777 Comedy
MOMC Review 3.9 (4) "We'll do things I can't discuss in this movie, because it's supposed to be family appropriate." The first thing to note about this movie is that many are going to think you mis... reviewed February 11, 2006
Project Sadako Session I by Buccura Horror
I have been meaning to watch this movie for a very long time now. Real life keeps distracting me. I hope you don't mind if I just copy and paste my reviews between the two sites. The work you have ... reviewed February 11, 2006
Rockem-Sockem Robots The Movie by Acquired_Taste Comedy
MOMC Review 4.0 (4) "Do you know what method acting is? Well I sure don't but use it anyway." I almost wish you had gotten to the random interludes just a bit sooner as they were really the comi... reviewed February 11, 2006
A Fairy Tale by Arawna11 Comedy
MOMC Review 4.6 (5) "Promise the Lord of Mud, the Master of Earthworms and the Supreme Excrement that you will not damage anyone here. " Ever seen the old Jim Hensen "The Storyteller" series from th... reviewed February 11, 2006
Passive Retarded by DaPhil Comedy
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MOMC Review 4.5 (5) "The one who gets shot first is gonna die today." One of the hardest genres for me to watch in movies in "real life" and on TMO is Comedy. I have a pretty warped sense of humo...
reviewed February 11, 2006
Adventures of Spicy Buffalo Wing by monkmaster Comedy
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4.5 (5) "For the money, Idiot." The best thing about this movie is the dialogue. Fair warning though, it is not for those who are overly sensitive to political correctness. Personally, as an Indian...
reviewed February 11, 2006
The Dog Detective by jjpatel Comedy
MOMC Review 3.7 (4) I've been thinking of doing something very similar; I want to take one of the "made in game" scripts and see if I can turn it into something vaguely coherent/surreal. Hmmm. Bit o... reviewed February 11, 2006
The Movies OST by monkmaster Comedy
MOMC Review 3.3 The song is clever, and personally I thought the "creative vocal stylings" added to the whole thing. But relative to the amount of time I spent watching uploading your movie. All t... reviewed February 11, 2006
On A Thursday by thedevilsreject Action
I'm a huge fan of twisted. I saw it coming a mile aways but somehow it all went down differently than I expected. Sound needs a touch of work. Good stuff. reviewed February 8, 2006
HOLLYWOOD DREAM by mvdw77 Romance
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Stainless steel balls.
reviewed February 8, 2006
Subway 4 by Sleeves Romance
Sometimes I wish I hadn't started watching this series and had just downloaded each episode to wait until you're done. They are genius but the wait in between kills me. The voice acting and storylin... reviewed February 6, 2006
Montecelli Avenue Part 1 by hunta22 Action
MOMC Review 3.4 (3) There's a LOT of shiny goodness here. This is a great introduction to your saga, but this particular episode feels like it ends abruptly in terms of storyline (even for an intr... reviewed February 6, 2006
Defenders of the Empire by NghtStlkr Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 3.4 (3) This is an excellent beginning for a longer story but the action sequence felt a little dull and the voiceovers could use some work (quality tech but you needed help on the chick's... reviewed February 6, 2006
Eye of Cerberus (part 2) by Bolch Action
MOMC Review 4.9 The only thing that brought this down a hair was some of the dialogue. A little hokey even fro a spy flick. That said, I love this series. I hope Jane will be back for more adventu... reviewed February 6, 2006
Eye of Cerberus by Bolch Action
MOMC Review 4.9 (5) Wow. That Ms. Adder is one Saucy little wench. This is a very high form of praise I assure you. I could have used a touch more humour but this is one excellent flick. reviewed February 6, 2006
The Blind Gunslinger by dasman Action
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MOMC Review 4.4 That was very nicely done. You know about the music volume already so we'll skip that part. I'm intrigued by the voice acting. Very stylized and I suspect it won't work for everyone...
reviewed February 6, 2006
The Last Ninja by visualstudios Action
MOMC Review 3.5 (4) Yes, there were some editing and sound problems, but one thing that I found very promising in a first movie was how the voice overs were very carefully placed to match action on ... reviewed February 6, 2006
Ashley Porter and the Gorilla War by suedenim Action
This was excellent. Here I was just testing the non-studio review stuff and I find a gem of a movie. Great dialogue. Awesome!!! My only problem with the subs was that flicker over scene cuts thing... reviewed February 3, 2006
Doubt by Myshinator Romance
I second erin's comment. reviewed February 3, 2006
Aegis of Therion 2 - Total Annihilation by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
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Did william just grope the professor? I'm dying over here. Between the sleep dep and your movie I'm exhausted now. You and your endings, I swear. Now I'll just freak out for a month or so waiting ...
reviewed February 3, 2006
DOWNFALL by skarsten Sci-Fi
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MOMC Review 4.8 (5) "People don't eat people." Humour, action, characters, a good story. Yep. You've figured out the magic formula.
reviewed February 3, 2006
Jailbreak! by skarsten Action
MOMC Review 5.0 This series is excellent for reasons a bunch of other people have already said better than I could. I love the style, the characters, the story. It's brilliant. I want part three.... reviewed February 3, 2006
The Heist by skarsten Action
This movie is so heavily reminiscent of so many other things, and in all the best ways. Reminds me of the short stories that used to come before longer films (particularly at the drive in). Or a rad... reviewed February 3, 2006
BAIS by dfpiii Sci-Fi
Like I said at FSN...so funny I could cry. Personally, as a mixed race mutt who happens to look caucasian, I found it divine. reviewed February 3, 2006
Counter Terror Wrists by downphoenix Action
MOMC Review 3.0 I never played Counter-Strike but I was an Unreal geek for like a minute. So it should go without saying that I am highly amused right now. I realize this is something you used to ... reviewed February 3, 2006
GANGSTA Revenge by claw21 Action
MOMC Review 3.6 (4) I had already reviewed this movie a couple of days ago but my review seems to have vanished. My apologies Claw21. I don't remember exactly what I wrote before but I do remember... reviewed February 2, 2006
Gran Turismo by Video_Capture Action
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MOMC Review 2.0 What IS here is well edited (very smooth cuts from scenes with different backgrounds), although the voice overs need some work. But, as many have pointed out, there isn't much story ...
reviewed February 2, 2006
A Prayer by Wasti Action
MOMC Review - 4.4 You already know what your problems in this movie were; and they were fairly minor problems. So how about I skip to the heaping of the praise. You cared about these characters; th... reviewed February 2, 2006
The Trypton Incident by mystic_sleet Action
MOMC Review 4.0 The use of music in this is perfect. Definitely got the pulse rate up a bit. The use of fade edit really built up the tension on the chase scenes as well (a touch overdone, but not... reviewed February 2, 2006
Shoe To Drop - Prologue by Stach Action
MOMC Review 4.5 (5) The voice acting was amazing. The plot was difficult to follow at first but there was a lot going on here (10 characters to meet) and I suspect we'll have an easier time picking... reviewed February 2, 2006
JESUS VS EASTER The Cupcake Edition by MefuneAkira Comedy
Better than the original. Still want to know why it went away....clever marketing ploy or evil corporate empire....hmmm. Finally I have my crap day at the office movie back. Thanks for the PM. reviewed February 2, 2006
Creatures A Love Story by NghtStlkr Sci-Fi
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MOMC Review 3.5 (4) This is a really funny concept, and one I haven't seen on TMO, so major points for originality. I loved the Dichotomy of the voice overs and the subtitles. The voice overs were ...
reviewed February 2, 2006
Awakening - Chapter Two by kuroken Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 5.0 My only complaint is that I haven't gotten to see the first one. The end line cracked me up (I was just thinking the same thing). This movie has it all; plot, action, fully realiz... reviewed February 1, 2006
The Legacy of Man by drucifer67 Action
MOMC Review 4.9 (5) This reminded me very much of the books "Isle of Woman" by Piers Anthony, and "Years of Rice and Salt" by Kim Stanely Robinson. The major difference is that you didn't really ha... reviewed February 1, 2006
The Trials of Explosivo! Episode II VO by madmatt7g Action
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MOMC Review 5.0 Well I said it 4 minutes ago when I reviewed the first and I'll say it again here, the Voice Acting in this is incredible. If I said everything I like about this my review would ta...
reviewed February 1, 2006
The Trials of Explosivo! Episode I (VO) by madmatt7g Action
I wonder if the "D" know that someone finally figured out what that song is about. This movie is "good to go." Great voicovers. reviewed February 1, 2006
Olympus by Sonfaro Sci-Fi
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MOMC review 3.9 (4) This film has the potential to be a great Sci FI thriller. Right now it's a pretty good one. The storyline is interesting and fairly well developed, but I think this is one of ...
reviewed February 1, 2006
Ze Last Man Schtanding by nunberry Action
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MOMC Review 4.3 (4) Well that was throughly random. I loved it for reasons I can't articulate. I guess we'd better prepare for the seige here on TMO. The zombie Nazi seige. Mwahahaha. "This can'...
reviewed February 1, 2006
1999 Future Tales by FinestCuts Sci-Fi
MOMC Review 2.5 (3) There was some funny stuff in there but I had a very hard time following what was going on most of the time. The technical aspects seemed fairly solid but I think you need to flesh it out. reviewed January 31, 2006
Return of Gaarg by nunberry Sci-Fi
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MOMC Review 3.7 (4) "Squishy flesh bag." Heh. The raw material here is awesome if you're into Sci FI spoof comedies like Spaceballs, which I am. The editing needs some work and some of the sounds...
reviewed January 31, 2006
Oh Its On 2 Tora Saru Bakuhatsu Plus Plus by mixmasterfestus Action
MOMC Review 5.0 Oh. My. God. You are my hero. This was so effing awesome that I can't stop swearing. My roomate thinks I'm nuts. The subtitles were too small on one frame so I downloaded it and w... reviewed January 31, 2006
Oh Its On by mixmasterfestus Action
No plot. No substance. And I don't care because it's so simple and shiny. I feel this overwhelming urge to go play some SoulCaliber 2 now. reviewed January 31, 2006
GANGSTA Hostile by claw21 Action
Pretty good second installment. Needs music (although you get major props for making the risky choice of not using it). Some of the scenes maybe could have been trimmed some more. The subs still ne... reviewed January 31, 2006
GANGSTA21 by claw21 Action
Catching up with this trilogy all in one batch right now. This is a really solid start for the most part. Major recommendations would be to polish up the dialogue a bit and kill the mumbles. I noti... reviewed January 31, 2006
Wicked Galaxy - The Takeover by Flipmanburn Sci-Fi
MOMC review 3.6 (4) Great introductory story (I'm assuming there's more of Dex to come). I'm a huge anti-hero fan (especially when said character is a smartass). I agree with everyone about the sub... reviewed January 30, 2006
The Last Dragon (Reprisal) by capemedia Action
MOMC Review - 4.8 (5) This is an amazing piece of work. I felt like I was watching a Sunday matinee of a classic Hong Kong movie; detailed and intricate plot, rich characters and layers of backstory... reviewed January 29, 2006
Warship Dracoclaw by Nuggetdie Sci-Fi
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MOMC Review: 4.2 (4) From a storyline perspective this is one of the strongest seven minute movies I've ever seen. There are some minor plot holes/confusions, but there is a lot going on in very li...
reviewed January 29, 2006
The 9th Sentinels - Lost Treasure by MrOsterman Sci-Fi
4.6 (5) SOlid characterizations; I definitely want to get to know the leads better. Strong well constructed story; my only complaint here would be that at the very beginning it's not clear what they ... reviewed January 29, 2006
Invasion-Earth Pt2 by RALLTD Sci-Fi
MOMC Review: 3.7 (4) This installment is a great continuation of the story begun in Part One. Also, I thought connecting it to the first one via characters we had not met before was a solid choice.... reviewed January 29, 2006
INVASION-EARTH PT 1 by RALLTD Sci-Fi
This was a very interesting little flick that shows a lot of promise on the part of the creator. It was perhaps a little longer than it needed to be, and the story got a little muddled and wandering ... reviewed January 29, 2006
If you help me get the stagecoach set by mikeylevy890 Comedy
OK normall yI don't rate movies about the game higher than 3. Kind of like trailers. But that was pretty damned funny. You had a couple of editing glitches. Hope this review helps you get your set. reviewed January 27, 2006
STUPID BANNANA MOVIE 3 by prinnyking Comedy
Very silly. I mean that in a good way. Ease up on the VO volume. Pretty funny. reviewed January 27, 2006
The Last Gun--Trailer by joeyiscool Comedy
Pretty good trailer. Ease up on the fade edits in the middle if you touch it up before the real movie. A couple of scenes disappeared completely instread of fading in and out quickly. reviewed January 27, 2006
You Want 5 Stars I Got 5 Stars by richke Comedy
Pretty funny stuff. Normally Movies about the Movies don't get more than three from me (kinda like trailers). But you get extra credit for "featuring" bad reviews and great voiceovers. But really..... reviewed January 27, 2006
k7 by Rik_Vargard Sci-Fi
THis was amaxing. I love the music (and evny your talent). My only complaint is that some aspects of the plot were a little extraneous. And hoenstly, the rest more than made up for it. The flashba... reviewed January 27, 2006
Cabbie by sailor420boy Comedy
Okay job on the voice over. You caught some air on the mic a few times that you should try to avoid in the future. I kind of liked the plain way the cabbie spoke. Also had some weird overlaps with ... reviewed January 26, 2006
Girlhunter by MotleyCrew Horror
Seemed more like a trailer but was very interesting anyway. Sound seemed a little out of balance every once a while. This was an easy to overlook issue though. Great camera shots in the graveyard. ... reviewed January 26, 2006
Drunken Martial Artist by MotleyCrew Comedy
My only complaint is the drunks voice and the slight "what the hell?" factor. As usual, good editing. The fight scene looked quite nice. reviewed January 26, 2006
Streets by MotleyCrew Action
I agree its more of a comedy. Loved the voice of the "junkie." A bit disconnect in the middle there. Pretty cool short flick. reviewed January 26, 2006
Dirty Old Man by MotleyCrew Comedy
The song seemed clever but was hard to udnerstand and got redundant after a while. Since the moves available are limited, and the song was already a little repetative, I found that I also got a lit... reviewed January 26, 2006
King Kong 1941 (Act-Two) by StevenKreg Action
That was just beautiful. From effects to story, acting and characterization; masterpiece somehow seems like too soft a word. The structure of the opening got my attention. And it stayed riveted rig... reviewed January 26, 2006
King Kong 1941 (Act-One) by StevenKreg Action
What continues to impress me about these is how you use scenes in the game, typically thought of as limiting, to show actions that are not out right available. Combined with some custom material, thi... reviewed January 26, 2006
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
Shows a lot of creative usage of in-game materials (the set dressing to create the force perspective Kong for example). The beginning felt a little slow and disconneted. I have never seen the origin... reviewed January 26, 2006
Broken Thoughts - TrailerVOs by satansmunchkin Romance
I do three star trailers. This looks very intriguing. Looking forward to the finished product. reviewed January 26, 2006
We Will Always Be Together by pearsonhouse Romance
Very nicely done. I never saw the original upload but I didn't notice any hint of the problems you mentioned. The music was lovely and the story was very sweet. And while it wasn't touched upon dir... reviewed January 25, 2006
Technical Demo - Teleportation by msaeluk Sci-Fi
Nifty effect. reviewed January 25, 2006
Repo Rescuers by supercozz Comedy
Normally I try to say smart things in reviews. I can't now. Sorry about that. I laughed so hard I think I peed a little. WWKKD? Hee. Fantastic. reviewed January 25, 2006
Underling by Zogg Action
I would love to see this shot as a "real movie." The story was just wonderful. Didn't see the pseudo plot twist coming at all. You really put the in game stuff to great use. And your special effec... reviewed January 24, 2006
A Gangs Uprising(Trailer) by Oh_Come_On Action
Great trailer. Looking forward to the movie. reviewed January 24, 2006
Captain Zeno and the Fembots by dasman Sci-Fi
Costumes, voice overs, and story were all top notch. Most of the dialogue was excellent (and sometimes quite funny). Overall a great "cheesy" sci-fi flick. I had a hard time understanding the voice... reviewed January 24, 2006
Commitment by sarbonn Romance
Very good. Using the viwer as the "date" was an excellent choice. Made the twist and the end shot so much more powerful. A couple of the edits were a bit weird. It seemed that perhaps you left in ... reviewed January 24, 2006
Scary Beginners by patty82 Comedy
What can I say that hasn't already been said? The voice overs, music, editing all were wonderful, to say nothing of the storyline. There were a couple of minor nitpicks in the subtitles for us engli... reviewed January 24, 2006
Dont Watch This by Haes Horror
TeeHee. Since Friday the 13th is my lucky day this cursing stuff should work out well. Needed some lips syncing and the audio was a bit low but I am throughly entertained anyway. Clever use of a cu... reviewed January 24, 2006
A Grenade by Luskington Comedy
FreddaH covered my thoughts. Silly short fun. reviewed January 24, 2006
vietnam by BlaCk_PythON94 Action
A bit rough. I liked your other movie much better. reviewed January 24, 2006
Shovel Man and Bucket Boy Episode I by JuppyP1ctures Comedy
I really should only give this three stars (editing was a bit choppy sometimes) But I loved the voice overs. Seriously. A lot. *sings* Keeping the coast clear. Some great quotes in there. "Stupid... reviewed January 24, 2006
The Only Cowboy by lostmoya Romance
The kung fu seemed a little out of place but you edited the fight scene fairly well. Sweet little story. Classic western romance stuff. reviewed January 24, 2006
The Wolfing by roook Horror
Banjo Kid line cracked me up. Not bad but not great if you know what I mean. I hate the in game mumbles but I understand them being hard to get around. You had a couple of scene edites that were a ... reviewed January 24, 2006
Deathtrap by Tamptak Horror
Not the most original idea (although the twist that wasn't a twist was a fun take on it) but I'm a sucker for these kinds of stories. Great voice acting, pretty good recordings, good use of music, go... reviewed January 24, 2006
Wheres Baby by ninjamonkeysteve Action
A little confusing and nothing really eye popping but a fair bit better than my amateur attempts thus far. reviewed January 24, 2006
Project Nazi Burger by joeyiscool Comedy
Sam covered my general thoughts. Your voiceovers are getting much better. I haven't braved them at all yet myself. Keep up the good work. Funny stuff. reviewed January 24, 2006
Killing The Baggage Boy by joeyiscool Comedy
Hilarious. The voice over hurt my ears though. reviewed January 24, 2006
Black to the future by joeyiscool Action
THe visual editing was pretty decent. You had some interesting choices of cutes and such in there.Better than mine so far that's for sure. But the sound has problems (which you already know obivousl... reviewed January 24, 2006
JESUS VS EASTER by MefuneAkira Comedy
Well this non-studio voter thinks it was hysterical. reviewed January 23, 2006
The drunk driver by metlkelley Action
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Excellent message. I lost a good friend to a drunk driver many years ago. The guy had a rap sheet a mile long of DUIs and hit and runs and only served two years in jail (and was given his liscense ...
reviewed January 23, 2006
Fake Accounts - The 1 Star Ninja Story - by Blackstorm Comedy
I'd like to quote Sarunit's review. SUmmed up my thoughts exactly, "You say, "grow up and get a life" and yet over half the movie is just a guy taking a dump... I agree with the point of this film, b... reviewed January 23, 2006
One Star Bandit by Sevenhertz Comedy
Hilarious and the sounds were great (music, defibrilator, voice overs). reviewed January 21, 2006
Nautilus TechDemo by Zogg Action
I have watched this at least 10 times now. I know you don't care about the ratings but I noticed a few ninjas so I thought throw in a counter vote. I'm still having a hard time mastering the frame b... reviewed January 21, 2006
Im A Celebrity Get Me More Publicity by JBroder Horror
It was a little too dark visually in one scene and I wasn't entirely sure what was going on in the group scene. But I kinda dug it anyway, when thinking about the action being related to the title. reviewed January 21, 2006
Subway to Nowhere by JBroder Comedy
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Pretty silly stuff (which is a compliment). Particularly dug the music choice to go with the action.
reviewed January 21, 2006
Another 1 Star Spammer by JackGravestone Comedy
Kinda funny actually. The voiceover was a bit uneven (really quiet in the beginning, really loud in the second half), but my perverse sense of humour and I got along with your little film just fine. ... reviewed January 21, 2006
Star Wars the Musical Finale by MrOsterman Comedy
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SOmehow you got the music to sinc, and the tribute to Sir Guiness still has me a little choked up. I didn't even know there was such a musical so further thanks for providing the link to the site wit...
reviewed January 21, 2006
Dead Silence by Sphinx86 Horror
The end is the best part but it's all fantastic. Loved the lead's final moments with his friend as well. Great shot. reviewed January 21, 2006
The Woman on the Corner by knightstudios Comedy
Groovy little short. Agreed the zoom shot was pretty cool. Also "drunk" was hilarious. reviewed January 21, 2006
Flower will die (my version) by chocolatemouse Romance
Simply beautiful. reviewed January 20, 2006