mildheadwound
Number of Movies: 28
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.43

Number of Movies Reviewed: 1051
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 247
Average Rating Given: 4.57
 
Movies Released by mildheadwound
The Leprachauns Bride Comedy
Another Rated~R{isque to the nth degree!} urban, fantasy, nightmare, filled with sex, violence and an incindiary slew of celebrity personalities, indulging in the most vulgar displays of profane hilar... posted January 1, 2007
The Leprachauns Bride Crack Tease Comedy
A sneaky peek trailer of the latest Mildheadwound Saga of misanthropic fairy tales and urban decay. A drug addicted young girl finds her life thrown akimbo, when she's abducted by a rhyming, misheviou... posted December 23, 2006
Drugs In My Pocket Romance
A toxicological britpop, punk tribute to All Hallow's Eve. An impending madness overwhelms our hero, as he delves headlong into a pharmacological nightmare, all to the biting sounds of the 70's classi... posted October 31, 2006
Switch Hitler Comedy
Finally! A film guaranteed to offend everyone! Rated; Up Yours! No stunts, no effects, just good old fashion racism, sexism and violence towards women . . . did we mention the obviously pilfered musi... posted August 24, 2006
Under the Wire - Transwire Desire Mix Romance
A phone freaker has burning question, (or two), that needs answering in this fully restored 'headwound classic. Re-edited and painfully reintegrated with it's original rock-a-billy soundtrack, of the ... posted July 19, 2006
Intercourse at Ground Zero Action
In the vein of Omega Man & The Epileptic Bar Brawl, cums this stochastic post apocalyptic jaunt into mind~body~light~sound! Crank up the volume and turn down the lights ~ at 1 minute 45 sec. this roma... posted July 2, 2006
Tales of Truly Terrible Cinematography Comedy
It's next best thing to a BETAMAX & Scotch! Alcohol based home~video~freecam demos get a slap in the face in this, the latest comedy from the now universally recognized, penultimate, Mildheadwound stu... posted June 18, 2006
Love in a Jealous Rage Romance
Our first talkie! Not just that, but a film every bit as romantic as Magnum Force! Rated PG for excessive and brutal violence, but no profanity or nudity! Jealousy turns to murderous rage turns to a ... posted May 22, 2006
Swingers Online! Romance
Sometimes adultery is the best policy! Rated-R. Swingers Online is a romance on a low~ride . . . Assuming alternate identities for promiscuous endeavors is commonplace for today's housewife. So whe... posted April 22, 2006
In The Garden Jinxxx-Reminxxx Sci-Fi
Who doesn't love a chaotic tale of hermaphroditic forest nymphs fornicating, sodomizing and poisoning one and another? Some real squares, let me tell you! Well, that's exactly what this little MUSIC V... posted March 27, 2006
In The Garden Jinxxx-Reminxxx Sci-Fi
Who are these nymphettes of the forest . . . and what's that secret their hiding? What at first appears to be an abridged version of the first half of the universally recognized 'Jinxxx Club', quickl... posted March 27, 2006
Autoerotic Acid Asphyx Comedy
More fun than a strangled horse! This is a cautionary tale that warns the viewer of the psychological pitfalls of narcotics use by bringing them into the fragile headspace of a person experiencing a t... posted March 17, 2006
Hells [not-so-nice-word!]! Sci-Fi
Black and white for terror . . . silence for fear . . . Really, people, it's just a montage to experiment with horrifying scenes/sounds. Watch as a magnetically enhanced succubus takes out her aggr... posted March 14, 2006
The Jinxxx Club Sci-Fi
That's Jinx with a triple - XXX No one under 18 allowed. Ever. ~ If you are easily offended, why bother? With the influx of fantasy films reaching moderate ratings in the charts, marketing suggested... posted March 5, 2006
Epileptic Bar Brawl Comedy
This thing will not be enjoyed by many! But those that do, will already be accustomed to hallucinatory audio chaos, suffer from photosensitive seizures caused by strobing lights and would be right at ... posted February 18, 2006
Under the Wire Romance
A phone freaker has burning question, (or two), that needs answering in this 'romance' based on the rock-a-billy classic, of the same name, by The Cramps! Is it just harmless pranking or is this phon... posted February 12, 2006
Bad Day For A Gangbang! Horror
> AKA. Improper Propsition < ~XXX~ Mildheadwound Studios is unapologetically pleased to announce the release of their latest incarnation or evil! Fenwick Proper didn't relize that when she wore her ... posted February 5, 2006
Bad Day For A Gangbang! Horror
> AKA. Improper Propsition < ~XXX~ Mildheadwound Studios is unapologetically pleased to announce the release of their latest incarnation or evil! Fenwick Proper didn't relize that when sh... posted February 5, 2006
Bad Day For A Gangbang! Horror Not Rated
> AKA. Improper Proposition < Mildheadwound Studios is pleased to announce the release of it's latest incantation of evil! Unsuspecting Fenwick Proper is the victim of every boy who lays eyes on her posted February 5, 2006
Infernulator Horror
Non-local telemetrics rule the day in this, possibly the shortest mathematical horror which is in fact a movie in a blender! As for the critics whining about it's length; those jerks just don't under... posted January 28, 2006
Teenage Love Lepers Romance
No Description posted January 26, 2006
Voyeur Kink Train Comedy
Europe calls to the young ladies like the sticky resin in a roach motel calls to it's chittering namesake. But beware backpackers, there is a bevy of pitfalls awaiting ~ or so the two girls in my late... posted January 24, 2006
Kinetic Escort Romance
This is an experimental flick involving no dialogue, but rather synchopated beats and noise. It really does have a romantic little moment in the middle, and how can you not love the colour, or lack of? posted January 22, 2006
Triffid Symbiote Extermination Service Sci-Fi
It's not that your pipes are frozen, more like they've been infected by some ruthless plant-life that is bent on world domination! No need to fear, itz the Triffid Symbiote Extermination Service to th... posted January 16, 2006
The Newborn and the Lobotomized Horror
Some babies are born to die! A luckless cherubim finds itself in the clumsy hands of a cerebrally challenged out-patient. Hilarity fills the air with an acrid, stifling, almost suffocating tension whe... posted January 12, 2006
The Sweater Club Romance
School girls, experimenting amongst themselves, draw the critical eye of a ninja-in-training and fellow classmate! Watch as the tension implodes across the screen in an orgy of revenge and self-chasti... posted January 11, 2006
Bambi is Volatile! Comedy
That Rat is at it again! From Fraud and arson to manipulating his live-in girlfriend, his life is a steady spiral of depravity . . . and it's just about to take a turn for the BIZZARE. For his latest ... posted January 10, 2006
Pheobe Takes The Cake Action
Georgeous 'Sweet Vanity' model, Pheobe is trapped in a web of lies and triple-crosses involving rival models, her mentally handicapped brother's kidnapping and a spunky yet vulgar ex-cop/friend, Pheob... posted December 27, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by mildheadwound
The JazzX Birthday Message by JazzX Comedy
Annoying and pretentious. The film wasn't bad though. However i would have preferred some more music. Stolen beats and whatnot. At least then it would have a little soul. reviewed November 29, 2008
Vampyromanie by kuo Romance
A riveting love story gone horribly, horribly, wrong. reviewed September 17, 2008
On the Highway with Yahweh by thebiz Comedy
A literary slow, sunday drive over the sunset with some great american authors and a bit of fiction to bind them together. Some free verse, skiddle~dee dahs, outside grammatical laws, and that blindin... reviewed August 7, 2008
Affari 2 by esegal Action
Melodramatic mafioso part deux, loaded With careless gunplay, big men with their big talk and a riveting, unexpected conclusion. Snake really got behind the main character and didn't overplay the role... reviewed July 16, 2008
Jimmy and Timmy! by dude123456HasReturned Comedy
Sadistic clown slapstick always scalpel cuts me a new smile! The circular pattern of the music lent itself to the continued back and forth retribution of ever accelerating violence!! Pennywhistle woul... reviewed June 21, 2008
Sheriff Rooney 4 A new deputy by yeagmaster Comedy
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America's schloppiest offither off da law, takes on a real go~getter as deputy, only to have his closets compatriots of perversity systematically incarcerated fashter then an autistic rooster can do a...
reviewed May 2, 2008
World of Warcraft Experience by Reldnihcs78 Action
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The world of online gaming takes a swift kick in the balls, in this rendition of what happens in and behind the scenes when nerds attack! Mildly glitchy, but it just seemed to add to the absurdity. Ma...
reviewed April 25, 2008
Starship Kawk by riott007 Romance
Penetrating the outer reaches of uranus like a triple headed rocket gang~bang in zero gravity! Interspecies sexuality, vulgar humour and a perpetually aroused space vixen free falling through the cold... reviewed April 14, 2008
Thugs Of Hate by cd3141 Action
Carnage, 'roid~rage and macho self grandisement rule the day in this bloody gory fist~fight from hell! Oh, but let's not forget the guns, motorcycles or any other bit of damage inducing artillery, tha... reviewed March 5, 2008
SEAFOOD STEAK by kwistufa Action
fukin' funny! Great musical dynamic too! But i think what really shines is the way you force the viewer to relate to one side of the interaction or the other. Like is this uppity dude behind the count... reviewed February 26, 2008
There Was a Girl by Dulci Romance
Ah yes, love ~ the true objectifier! And when we surround ourselves, with things and people, so complacent in nature, that that lovely friction, which provokes us to grow oh so dynamically, (if not fu... reviewed February 7, 2008
Inbreeding Cousins 2 by riott007 Comedy
First-cousin marriage without restriction is permitted in nineteen states ??? Alabama, Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mex... reviewed November 26, 2007
High School Girls--Part 2 by rposhard Horror
A psychotic doctor, (as if there is one that isn't), systematically preys on 3 underage friends, (just the right age for marriage), as he relieves himself, (or not), by exploiting their obvious weakne... reviewed November 19, 2007
High School Girls--Part 1 by rposhard Horror
We were surprisingly comfortable watching this! Astounding acting by all people involved, especially the doctor, whom it becomes apparent by the actor's tonality, pitch and rhythm, is in fact a grade~... reviewed November 19, 2007
Tsunamidogs Educational Video by tsunamidog Horror
Okay, now what? I've gone out and killed everybody! I would have figured the police would have been more on my side, what with the systematic annhilation of satanic employees, but alas, i had to kill ... reviewed October 28, 2007
Ugly Angst by noname_24 Comedy
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While the orgasm quantitty was a little lower then the reference material we usually source, the masoginistic depreciation of these trampy starletts was right on target! These broads, (hilariously rea...
reviewed October 9, 2007
DrPhil Primetime Special by bluestriker4444 Comedy
That fat [bad-word!]ing puke Dr.[bad-word!]ing Phil is [bad-word!]ing back, (the [wash your mouth out!]!), and is in fine [bad-word!]ing form! Raunchily defending his bull[shhhh!] ideals, while regurg... reviewed October 1, 2007
Toilet Bowl - The Movie by pegleg Comedy
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Personally, i think Led Zeppelin get 1 out of 5 stars for being a bunch of lazy copycats! Oh! And Benbobbil gets -5 for having his head so far up his own ass, that this film will in fact be a high poi...
reviewed September 18, 2007
Lets Take That One ! by rimalady Horror
With the subject of human trafficking being the hot commodity of the week, it's a surprise this little number hasn't caught more notoriety. For this tale of swingers, purchasing a plaything for their ... reviewed September 18, 2007
Mom! Im In Love With A Cheerleader! by rimalady Romance
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Loaded with the movies' built in gobbledy-goop dialogue, and a naarative that conveys the inner turmoil of a budding young, hook~nosed, lesbian's romantic cumming~of~age tale, as she must deal with th...
reviewed September 18, 2007
Get Lucky by Trashman Comedy
Vulgarity and hilarity collide, in true hand~cranked fashion! The blowfish comment made us ponder the possibilities! ;D reviewed September 5, 2007
Momentous by riott007 Romance
Like you, this film was simply gorgeous. reviewed September 4, 2007
Getting Hard by pegleg Horror
Finally ~ a film that tells it like it is! reviewed September 2, 2007
Your last day by GiorgioKiwi Comedy
Very nice, what with that murdering Christ and all! A very solid tech film, with more plot then most regular features, loaded with excellent camera tricks and techniques to compensate for the game's s... reviewed August 30, 2007
Gun shot you get by SothisAmon Comedy
Once again, everyone's favourite homocidal poultry makes an unexpected reappearance to the small screen, in this a~buhkok~olyptic urban frightmare of indescriminate blood shed and gritty urban shenani... reviewed August 30, 2007
VINCENTS QUEST by kwistufa Action
An inexperienced and naive squire, travels a majical landscape of supernatural creatures, haunted locales and eventually time itself, in his quest to make things right! What a stupid little dildo!! Th... reviewed August 29, 2007
Bimbos On Fire by thebiz Comedy
In an attempt to showcase the tourist sights available at the Gowanus Canal, Bimbos on Fire does just that, with a bare minimum of the burning of women. In place of the art of female combustion, the v... reviewed August 29, 2007
Sum of the Parts by Dulci Romance
Looked good to me! ;p reviewed July 26, 2007
Blood of Serendipity by otnemem20 Romance
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Often gory, littered with brutal implicates, and cohesively strung together with a thick, musical coagulate, this phantasmagorical odyssey of synchopated mayhem will impale your rods & cones like a na...
reviewed July 22, 2007
Slick Johnson presents How To Sell a Film by Trashman Comedy
Not sure why, but we have a strong urge to give this film 5 stars. reviewed July 21, 2007
utarefsoN by Trashman Horror
Scared the christ right out of us! Especially effective was the cinematography and the use of backgrounds as sets. Had a blair witch flavour, mixed with digital mayhem. As the horrifying ambience sunk... reviewed July 21, 2007
VALLEY OF TARISON by kwistufa Action
Even your demos are able to crack a grin on the most cantankerous visage! reviewed July 21, 2007
Mad Love (Blood of Serendipity trailer) by otnemem20 Romance
Promises to be this year's, 'When Harry Met Sally'! (~ or something equally gory.) reviewed July 21, 2007
otnemem20s Terrifying Trifecta of Terror2 by otnemem20 Horror
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Our delicious friend, Chaos, arrives just in time, to writhe in the carnage of zombie, human, and canine. A spastic, bombastic, collision of violent images and humourous guffaws, as the Cain (M.D.) br...
reviewed July 21, 2007
otnemem20s Terrifying Trifecta of Terror1 by otnemem20 Horror
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A few interesting facts; ~ although man evolved from ape, his genetic coding is much more similiar to canines then monkeys. Cross-species chromosome painting analyses have recently demonstrated the pr...
reviewed July 21, 2007
Another Head in the Crowd by ESegal Comedy
Anonymity isn't just for the glory hole, anymore! ~ Now all of our extras will get off with these fancy new faces, leaving us with a smile of relief. A great paid advert parody with real moxie! Operat... reviewed July 10, 2007
FRENZY by tsunamidog Action
Some wicked chase sequences, with consequences. Jittery camera, and deep pans keep the action in constant kinetic motion. The final, bloody moments are definitely worth the tight~lipped, brow~beaten, ... reviewed June 30, 2007
OMFG! Im meeting TMO by tsunamidog Horror
Interesting way to send out a positive message to the youth of today. By amalgamating excessive behaviour, with the standard set of house rules, (along with the occaisional blaspheme), you've effectiv... reviewed June 30, 2007
Praise The Lord!! by Trashman Comedy
Romans 2:1 "Therefore you have no excuse, whoever you are, when you judge others; for in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you that judge are doing the very same sort of sinful things." reviewed June 30, 2007
TMOsMommaISA[not-so-nice-word!] by riott007 Comedy
This has sin~o~matic master(bate?)piece, smeared all over it. Tittilating and vulgar . . . like yo' momma'! reviewed June 30, 2007
The God Illusion - Part 1 by JazzX Comedy
God hates you. Good show! He's just a [shhhh!]ing, blind watchmaker anyhow. reviewed June 30, 2007
Tears of a Beast by michael_b6 Horror
An internal struggle with truths of past misdeeds or something. Who knows? But really, thick with lush colours and an atmosphere you can sink your teeth into. This director again wows us with his peck... reviewed June 23, 2007
The Baggage Boy by Trashman Comedy
That baggage boy gets the hoochie coochie? No guff!! The pier doesn't look like it did when i was a kid, what with the bright lights and people of loose morals . . . what a wonderful climate for a you... reviewed June 23, 2007
Clock by micha83 Horror
Clockwork terror rules the 23rd hour with a noose for a pendulum, and a mechanism for death! tic toc! Another brilliant offering from this studio . . . this time, in the guise of a tightly wound super... reviewed June 23, 2007
Think Of X! by TeatroXolotl Action
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If 'X' is what we think it is, we think of X all the time! A psychedelic birthing of the third bardo means a visual aporkolypse of strobing, toxic~reaction madness and some truly unique sights and sou...
reviewed June 23, 2007
A Day In Riotts Mind by riott007 Comedy
That was whack! Er, but in a good way . . . you know, like night of a thousand whacks? But instead of a riding crop and bloody, pink, tenderized buttocks, we're talking, gut~wrenching guffaws, accente... reviewed May 19, 2007
Panic Radio by Babar23 Horror
Panic Radio burns up the frequencies as an audio collage, filled with temporal slips and several interludes into enviornmentally triggered fear response. The acting was without peer, as each word just... reviewed May 4, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer FINAL ENTRY by kwistufa Comedy
Rogan Gosh! Our favourite! And what better way, then have it deliviered by quasi-humanoid, Ghandis!? Hahaha! Worth a laugh or two, certainly, but still, not as funny as the mexican stagecoach driver. ... reviewed April 25, 2007
BLOOD DEATH GORE N DESTRUCTION by tsunamidog Horror
Finally, a film i can take the kids to. You know, with all this peurile, neauseating, idiot~proof, family~oriented, animated kitsche, it's good to see something that doesn't so much pull at the heart ... reviewed April 17, 2007
The Burp by Harb40 Comedy
Now correct us if we're wrong, but that was actually some good use of audio, wasn't it? Now it's true that it was vulgar, yes, but unfortunately it was funny too. We apologize for any inconvenience, b... reviewed April 17, 2007
grOtEsqUE rEAliTy by Tsunamidog Horror
Ah, what an incestuous conundrum for this young lad . . . we've witnessed this snippet of dialogue no less then 7 times, and the cold hard facts are hitting home harder then ever! Not bad, terrorble. reviewed April 17, 2007
Too good by Neuray-Enterprises Comedy
What the fukerooni was that!? A succesful forray into the frightfully dull world of I.T? Also, we made note; no spelling errors! While we honestly weren't amused in the slightest, the happy ending was... reviewed April 17, 2007
Aliens in the West by rileyman Sci-Fi
Awful (good), for a nonsensical (ly brilliant), piece of utter claptrap! What with no talking and all. Except, of course, for that wonderful, in game dialect, that only a mother could love. Apart from... reviewed April 17, 2007
CASE of the MISSING SISTER by kwistufa Comedy
The devil's foodcake is in the entrails. A well acted, in~depth tribute to Sherlock Holmes, ( ~ think hounds of baskerville-ish), with incredibly detailed backgrounds, realistic sound effects and of c... reviewed April 14, 2007
Hairy Bush by 6-headedmonster Romance
We've seen hairier. But still, a jungle we wouldn't mind get tangled up in! The use of the song was great, but i'm sure Coldplay is copyright. :( Still, 5 hairy-puss stars! reviewed April 14, 2007
The Big Banana by riott007 Comedy
Riott's patented cute girl with a mouth of vulgar suggestions, big banana, lustful intentions and gratuitous crotch shots, culminate into one of the moist provocautive comedies, this side of debbie do... reviewed April 14, 2007
Taco Gaseous Redux by riott007 Comedy
A riveting drama, and biting social commentary, about the things one must endure, during a bad case of the windypops, including, but not limited to, ridicule, panic inducing chaos, eventually leading ... reviewed April 8, 2007
Seed of Evil 2 by SDDuster76 Horror
Really funny. Especially after being forced to do the housework, stacy so easily make out with her captor. Caught the 'Reject's' tribute. Just seemed like every scene was introducing a new person, and... reviewed April 6, 2007
The Ten Commandments by Trashman Romance
Piss on god, christ, simon, mary(X2), moses, and every other lame biblical entity, for it is in their names that the lambs have been brought in to the slaughter. ~ A stunning cinematic achievement! reviewed March 27, 2007
In Limbo with Laverne by otnemem20 Comedy
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On those tainted nights, behind the booze, pills and the tranZies, one has to be ready to answer the tough questions, with a mouth full of razors and an ingenuine smile. All the actors were excellent,...
reviewed March 26, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer - Week 5 by kwistufa Comedy
That Agent whispers totally got us hot, but considering you did all the voices, what's that say about us!? That's right, but then again, we never did meet an aussie that wasn't anything short of a bel... reviewed March 21, 2007
Like Im Totally a Spy! by Dulci Comedy
Writhing around in the reflection of it's own intentionally contrived vapidity, this saucy, silly, retro, satire doesn't miss a single chance to reiterate any one of a number of stale platitudes, in i... reviewed March 21, 2007
Vitae by pegleg Romance
Arousing inner dialogue and titillating character interplay made this film most stimulating and smooth on the palate. Lust overtakes reasoning and the rules are abandoned for heated passion on a night... reviewed March 17, 2007
The laugh by ZCK_legend Horror
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A bellyfull of teenage death in this funny & frieghtening spook tale of revenge from beyond the grave! From the creepy environs of the backwoods to the corridors of deception in the schools this story...
reviewed March 17, 2007
Just Trying to Help by AnotherNewDawn Comedy
A hilarious, and outrageous [play nice now!]gy dog joke, plastered with some great dialogue and even funnier narration. It's complete unpredictability really keeps it swinging into left field, while a... reviewed March 9, 2007
Instinct by Throwaxe Sci-Fi
In the base of our skulls, lies the reptillian brain, that makes us behave with unrefined, and unrepentant, visceral instinct. And no matter how many books you read, hours you meditate, or days you lo... reviewed March 9, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer - Heat 3 by kwistufa Romance
A fantastic tale of love, lust, and honour defended, albeit ineffectually, that plays on those heartstrings like a broken, washboard band. The director has really outdone himself on the characterizati... reviewed March 6, 2007
Press Play on Your Graduation Day by Dulci Romance
This distraught narrative, from a mother, presumably deceased, to her child, retroactively recorded in anticipation of his graduation, was surprisingly uplifting! Accentuated by snapshots, memories an... reviewed March 6, 2007
Smothered Hope by Flipmanburn Horror
The real peak out of this film, isn't the intense, soul shattering, industrial soundtrack, (although that definitely helped drive the pace), nor was it the excellent writing that pulls one into this l... reviewed March 3, 2007
USN Jupiter Teaser by Spaceman72 Sci-Fi
Spaceman72's compulsive attention to detail, on Earth & in the Stars, shines brilliantly, in this genre defining trailor. Already backed by hyper detailed special effects, and the director's strategem... reviewed March 2, 2007
Attack of the Dress Wearing Maniac by Katikal Comedy
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Who are we kidding here? There was no spectacularily unpredictable story twists or shocking, transy drama that would make you clutch your cajones in a fit of gender~bending equilibrium. Instead we got...
reviewed March 2, 2007
Good Boy by MelonTheCreeker Horror
Good Boy. Good Ending. In a snarling frenzy, we bite the hand that feeds us . . . reviewed March 2, 2007
a sexy day by tob2 Romance
Was it a look of anger . . . or did she just swallow? reviewed February 27, 2007
Casca Carentan by George_Locust Action
A gritty war film, that follows the trials and tribulations found in battle, but adds an unusual, almost supernatural twist. Plenty of action, and minimal, yet insightful dialogue speeds this movie al... reviewed February 24, 2007
Gunfight at the OK by George_Locust Action
A barrage of bullets hit their mark in this western homage, that is dead on target. Fast, intense cut scenes, retro filmgrade and heavy gunplay make this a western not to miss! ~ kudos reviewed February 24, 2007
XTREME TAXI x2 by sidy Action
sssSSSPPPEEEDDDddd!!! X 10!!! Like a thousand points of light, diverging on a zenith, with the meter running!!! Turbo~charged, kinetic, hilarious!!! Not to be missed!!! reviewed February 8, 2007
Unexplainable Trailer by tsunamidog Horror
A trailor for what promisies to be an intensely action~laced, psychotic breakdown, loaded to the gills, with explosions, dangerous camera work and bovine hallucinations. Or is that for real? Well, One... reviewed February 7, 2007
The effects of cocaine on the mind by poopiemcgee04 Comedy
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It was good and informative, and all that. We just don't believe you've done the drug, so your opinion is invalid. Also, the credits went too fast, to keep track of all the disinformation. Apart from ...
reviewed January 30, 2007
CLEOPATRA (Part I) by TheMGMKid1 Romance
A gorgeous piece of cinema. The sets were huge, elaborate and, at times, daunting. Music painted the flavour of the period, while tantalizing the emotions into a state of awe. And the narrative? The n... reviewed January 29, 2007
A DNR Comedy Short by DNR Comedy
This gastric phenomenon can be likened to a state vector, the mathematical expression that describes the states that a quantuum system can be. The collapse of this vector means that the quantuum syste... reviewed January 23, 2007
Blood in the Moonlight by michael_b6 Action
More carnage then you can shake a boom mic at . . . incidentally, i think the mic technician got accidentally shot in the filming. A small ball of frantic bloodshed! Sweet! reviewed January 22, 2007
How to Catch An Online Predator by eobaggs Comedy
Television goes down the drain, when online predators get the spotlight. Funny, well edited and ironically, we just showed up to check out the victims. Hahaha! But isn't that why one watches TV in the... reviewed January 20, 2007
MELON by kwistufa Comedy
[censored!]in'~A!!! Give 'em hell! Any and all TMO'ers who consider themselves 'serious' reviewers, copyright cops, or just plain, untalented [naughty word!]~suckers can go blow [naughty word!]s with ... reviewed January 17, 2007
High Shiny by PunkRockSonja Action
Ring around the rosie . . . seemingly punk rock sensibilities, take to the streets, (and the grammar), of the old west as a gang of women, and their flighty friend plan to rob a bank. Of course, this ... reviewed January 16, 2007
Beach Babes by Tdogyorkie Romance
Stunning! reviewed January 16, 2007
Honey I Shot the Kids (VO) by bobo55 Comedy
Nobody, and i mean nobody, shoots Ben! ~ Um, shouldn't this be called Honey i Shot the Kid? reviewed January 16, 2007
Loss of Empathy by michael_b6 Action
The bullets ring out to an unforgiving sky as we're forced to acknowledge the ramifications of our own actions, no matter how good the intention . . . even one of revenge. A tasty and bloody period pi... reviewed January 15, 2007
Dead Fault by michael_b6 Action
The film that gets the ball rolling at breakneck, (or is it face?) speeds, in this series of shockingly violent vignettes. Stochastic, frantic and bloody well executed. Dangerous cinema has a new name... reviewed January 15, 2007
Dead Fault 2 by michael_b6 Action
Violence and carnage errupt into the oblivion of night as a lone warrior sets his sights on those who've wronged him. While the ending was an abrupt cliffhanger of the highest order, not one second wa... reviewed January 15, 2007
10KILLS by michael_b6 Action
A ballet of bullets and emotion rip across the screen, each landing dead centre to the end of the night . . . A cinematic achievement of gunplay and carnage, spills across the blood soaked pavement as... reviewed January 15, 2007
Dead Fault 3 Trailer by michael_b6 Action
Vicious and brutal! A kinetic trailer better then most films of this genre. Perfect music, flashes of action, true cinema unleashed! reviewed January 15, 2007
Rising Conflict by michael_b6 Action
Everyone who voted less then 5 on this, is a dildo. That out of the way; Graphic an disturbing vignettes of war, done with absolute cinematic control. The flash of the guns, comrades spastically clutc... reviewed January 15, 2007
Dead Fault 3 by michael_b6 Action
Stylish, gritty film noire at it's finest! Some of the best tension build up and payoff of release ever witnessed on the TMO, or in cinema as a whole. A completely revolutionary take on gun fights, in... reviewed January 15, 2007
Trouble with Triffids by StokeStudios Sci-Fi
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A compelling and effective tribute to the classic of science fiction in which an alien plant life~form, infects the planet with it's horrendous presence after blinding the populace during it's planeta...
reviewed January 15, 2007
SLIMS RECITAL by kwistufa Comedy
With the same off~key moxie as his genetic makeup, our favourite, cerebrally challenged spastic has decided to take drop the stalking binocs, and pickup the keyboards, in this hilarious, (tears wellin... reviewed January 13, 2007
Gathering Little Mushrooms by Babar23 Horror
C12H17N2O4P, A psilocybic adventure in the mind's eye, as young Mathylde gives into the temptation of the flesh of christ, only to be thrust into a world of deceptions, hallucinations and options with... reviewed January 11, 2007
i dont like the drugs but the drugs like me by Tsunamidog Action
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A [naughty word!] turns feral as the price for a high propels friends into a series of unfortunate and disturbing situations. Murder, theft, and drug induced death are just a few of the fun highlights...
reviewed January 10, 2007
Riding the Line by MotherFuhrer Action
Gimmee another token for this wild ride in the urban carriage of action and intrigue, as a vagrant takes on a mysterious agent, explosions, and some pretty nifty car chases. While some of the dialogue... reviewed January 10, 2007
Bill Dixon Motors by Goofparade Comedy
~ Wha!? Buy a car? From Bill, the reach around, Dixon!? Jeez, honky, i jus' gonna steal you're car! Then you wife is sure to put out! See? See!? Car jack this!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM! Great little advert, a... reviewed January 10, 2007
Revenge of the Bullied One by tomasm Comedy
Oh yeah! The classic tale of beatings, perseverence and revenge, turned on it's little nerd skull! Herman was played with zest and pizzazz, the bully jeered with just the proper amount of threat and t... reviewed January 8, 2007
Poetry Of Plague Cows by God_Of_Plague Comedy
This is the exact reason we tip them. So they can't stare into our souls and plot their devious little machinations! The plagues' integration of illustrations and poetic rhetoric makes one bow down to... reviewed January 7, 2007
Poetry Of Plague Dino edit by God_Of_Plague Comedy
I don't know, i like things that taste like chicken! And homages to them, twice as much!! Short and informative!!! reviewed January 7, 2007
The Curse Of Anubis by toddyviney Action
This mythological action, really deserves notice. The camera angles revealed the story with some real dramatic flair, while the sparse dialogue propelled it at just the right points. The music pounded... reviewed January 6, 2007
High School Sweethearts by chino69 Action
The biting dialogue, intense action, and ensnaring drama don't let up for a minute as this gritty tale of violence, payback, and devotion sends the senses reeling and the emotions flaring. Laid out wi... reviewed January 6, 2007
Dance Yourself Dizzy by jpwood Comedy
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Aaah, the complicated life of a disco dancer! 1975; the beats are grinding, the stobe is, uh, strobing but is Discotexx ready for the big night? With a mammoth sized afro, and the clothes to match, th...
reviewed January 6, 2007
Urban Psycho by screasy Horror
Welcome to the club of daring filmmakers, Mr.Screasy. Expect to be spit on, criticized, targeted and flagged! It's an uphill battle to be sure. But the payoff is you get to tell the stories you want t... reviewed January 3, 2007
Life in the Old West by yeagmaster Romance
Of course, our favourite part was watching Kate Dawson bounce around in the back of that stagecoach, but aside from the obvious, excellent voice work from the principle cast, perfect pacing and excell... reviewed January 3, 2007
The Effing Desk - Reloaded by edweezy90 Comedy
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A hilarious endeavor to get a little monkey action, by a rude crude talking ape . . . what starts out as a simple comedy, quickly turns incidiary, when this pent~up simian decides to pull no punches i...
reviewed January 1, 2007
As Time Ticks Away by tsunamidog Horror
Whoa! That'll make us think twice about shooting some lady in the head! Good show! The red made us twitch! reviewed December 31, 2006
TV Made Me by ntrygg Comedy
A biting and critical social satire on the the box that's made idiots of us all! Some real indepth analysis and self-sacrificial, soul searching on the couch, with remote in hand . . . this inventive ... reviewed December 23, 2006
The REEL Benny Hill Show by ksuie Comedy
A hopelessly good time . . . reviewed December 20, 2006
Sickness Unto Death (Part 2) by otnemem20 Sci-Fi
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As dizzying, and emotionally displacing as could be expected by this visionary of cinematic wonders of light, f/x and sound. While this half begins in a brutal reality of entropy and violence, it quic...
reviewed December 19, 2006
The Truth Of Mars by bongoman Sci-Fi
Optically challenging, loaded with stunningly unique FX and whacked camera tricks, this is the start of something strange . . . As the initial episode in this evolving series of visions and voids, it ... reviewed December 12, 2006
The Truth Of Mars - Dream by bongoman Sci-Fi
Floating in the endless voids of space, a vision of perfect peace and tranquility . . . something tells us it won't last long! Spectacular effects, a blistering guitar soliloquy, and poetic narrative ... reviewed December 12, 2006
TruthOfMars2 by bongoman Sci-Fi
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Another awe~inspiring, hyper~realized, technocolour episode of what is turning out to be one of the most riveting, space sagas, that has splashed across the retina of the TMO. Crack full of innovative...
reviewed December 12, 2006
Mezzanines Overture by elizabethsusan Romance
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Another majestic journey through a lush landscape of fiesty dames, smooth~talking opportunists and mounting triplecrosses as a saga of lust and espionage unfolds faster then a stripper's thighs. This ...
reviewed December 9, 2006
TMO celebrity roast by 6-headedmonster Comedy
ATTENTION! Before posting your comment please read section 5. Online Forums in our Terms of Use. We will not allow offensive words, harassment of other members and/or any other rude language! This wil... reviewed December 8, 2006
Sickness Unto Death (Part 1) by otnemem20 Sci-Fi
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Laced with an arsenic, arsenal of dangerous symbolism, skewed vision and completely unfettered by boring continuity or archetypical plot. No, it's structure is much more abstract and strategic then th...
reviewed December 8, 2006
Manny Jones- Better Than Everyone Else! by benstudios1991 Comedy
Jones. Manny Jones. He's quite possibly the worst dressed person on the TMO. And are you sure it wasn't badgers stuck in his pants? Anyhow, an abbreviated interim piece that slides inbetween the ediso... reviewed December 6, 2006
Christmas Sucks by ninette1 Comedy
Hahaha! Biting and sarcastic ~ very Ninette. Let's just hope some of the boys and girls take this advice during this holiday season! reviewed December 2, 2006
k7-Quarantine by Rik_Vargard Sci-Fi
A dazzling spectacle of light and sound that really gets the adrenachrome pumping to maximum velocity! Hahaha! WTF!? Once again, Rik, you show us how it's done. From the trailblazing, techno-operatic ... reviewed November 19, 2006
Dirty Laundry by Dulci Action
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Tempting wiles, excessive measures and a good pounding, no girl could forget . . . a slick, action thrill ride, that splashes across our senses like a manhatten on the rocks, with two cherries! Specia...
reviewed November 18, 2006
The Shell Trailer by mnkeeboy Sci-Fi
Way to shoot those baddies, Red! Good editing and intense sci~fi action carries this film up to it's tragic end. Plus, we gotta weakness for flicks that have so much action, there's no room for dialogue! reviewed November 6, 2006
BTNteaser1 by skintrade Sci-Fi
Ultra tight editing and a wicked techno beat propel this teaser at the speed of light! ~ Let's hope it's worth the wait! reviewed November 2, 2006
A Public Service Announcement by skintrade Comedy
Women ~ the most dangerous element! Laff out loud funny, with a deeply unsettling irony to it . . . And here we thought we were drinking the nectar of the gods!?! reviewed November 2, 2006
CLIVES HALLOWEEN SPECIAL by kwistufa Comedy
Bionic jumps and stochastic sound cuts make for a great Halloween, sound effects extravaganza! Television soaked audio familiarity and a popping good pumpkin climax gives new meaning to the tricks bef... reviewed October 31, 2006
Baggage Boy 20 by mnkeeboy Sci-Fi
Not so much a baggage boy revival, as an intergalactic delivery service gone awry! But seriously, who are you kidding? We all know what a number 7 is, you screwed up monkey! Great scifi action with a big bang! reviewed October 28, 2006
Two Birds with One Stone - Nina Prologue by Dulci Romance
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Nina prologue or Nina internal dialogue? Self analyzation to the point of dislocating situations and social interaction ~ interesting! Cool, dark tones help paint this illustration of need and desperation.
reviewed October 25, 2006
AUSSIE THREAD RIP by kwistufa Action
So many great tales, juicy~rumour tidbits and political critique, have now come to an end. Dashed against Ayers rock, like so many fragmented soliloquy and disjointed free associations disguised as jo... reviewed October 25, 2006
Old People Suck by WhiteFire_Studios Comedy
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Whacked cameras, bawdy limericks and the ever present, geriatric threat, are all on display in this tell all music video/documentary. But hey, old people don't suck. If they did, they'd have a functio...
reviewed October 16, 2006
Mezzanines Overture Teaser by elizabethsusan Action
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Although it appears it wouldn't pass a urinalysis test, this gritty, thriller noire is loaded with sex, betrayal and all the other stuff your doctors warned you about! Hot rhythms, cool lines and a me...
reviewed October 10, 2006
Lust Of The Feathered One by SothisAmon Horror
Hahaha~! With foreboding lines like 'have anything to do with that box you got?', a scantily clad girlfriend in a state of temptation and a quack with a penchant for puncture wounds, in any of it's ma... reviewed October 8, 2006
BOOGALAHS by kwistufa Comedy
The great character acting stands out almost as much as the excellent outback enviornments in this ethnic comedy that, to be quite honest, has a familiar ring in any culture. Brilliant, as usual! reviewed September 29, 2006
Death Wish - Begins by preferencial01 Action
A rivetinf tribute to the classic Bronson series, about a man who gets pushed too far . . . the lack of subtitles was refreshing and innovative, forcing the viewer to witness the carnage through stron... reviewed September 29, 2006
The Innsmouth Horror by toriel Horror
Of such great powers or beings there may be conceivably a survival... a survival of a hugely remote period when... consciousness was manifested, perhaps, in shapes and forms long since withdrawn befor... reviewed September 24, 2006
Cult Grimm by gnostradamus Horror
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A bizarre & multi-tiered film that includes various forms of animation for impact, as it spouts a message of warning to things occult . . . lured by sex, the antagonist finds himself treated to a nice...
reviewed September 22, 2006
16 Ways To Die by Springy23 Comedy
Some hilarious lines surface as Matt Blair attempts to test the boudaries of his own mortality in this narrated tale of the ups and downs of ineffectual suicide. While we certainly enjoy egotistical r... reviewed September 20, 2006
Throvex by elizabethsusan Comedy
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We may need a dab of that ointment over here ~ Throvex, the anti-irritant with a heart! A smooth groove, with the sensitive yet contaminated individual, harboring specific pathogenic organisms in mind...
reviewed September 17, 2006
HE CAN SUCK My by kwistufa Comedy
Gettin' ghetto with the biggest redneck of all! Is this a final fairwell, from the man of a thousand vulgarities!? Let's hope it's just a temporary hiatus, a mere catnap of rebellion at his oversatura... reviewed September 11, 2006
1Mo Tribute (A lil funk with some krunk ) by boxermix11 Sci-Fi
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What starts off as a bad date with fisticuffs at the O.K.Corral, quickly accelerates into a stunning montage of stories and rhyme from the city of lost dreams! Again, Boxermix rips up the screen with ...
reviewed September 11, 2006
72 hours of Unreality A Journey From 9-11 by yankeefox Romance
Although our opinion differs wildly from the maker of this film, (possibly from the hundreds of thousands of dead civilians brought about from the frankly, unjustified US invasions that followed!), we... reviewed September 11, 2006
Warplanet 6 - Vertemal's End by westfale Sci-Fi
Don't mind Mussolini down there, bring on the bodacious babes!!! reviewed September 1, 2006
Fight for love by cameroony Romance
A fun little film that definitely shows promise, but some of the flaws were a little too severe for a higher rating, sorry. Like the fart in the ambulance, and the lack of explanation for the guy's tr... reviewed August 25, 2006
Skeleton Joe Directors Cut by dudesoso Action
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Great preview, very action-packed, but was the skeleton giant or what?! 'Guess we'll just have to wait and see . . .
reviewed August 25, 2006
CD3141 STUDIO UPDATE by cd3141 Horror
We'll all have to check this site out . . . you're stuff is always dynamite hot! But don't blame Lionhead for their actions so much as the self-righteous losers who get off on the power of flagging fi... reviewed August 22, 2006
Time Warped! by Trashman Comedy
Do you really expect us to believe that the batteries in the remote control would last for 10 years!? Not even lithium, (your mom), ion has that kinda juice. Or are you implying, through some trivial ... reviewed August 16, 2006
Sapphotron - A Funkomatic Odyssey by postmodernchuck Comedy
Fuk Chuck, how could i not like that one!? Strobing, hot~bodied, young ladies foiling both crime and lovers to a pelvic grinding funk! Hard and kinetic, yet fribillating with lace and steamy embraces ... reviewed August 16, 2006
MOST XTREME HIGH SCHOOL by sidy Action
MOST KINETIC ... MOST PECULIAR ... MOST XTREME !!! A most amazing sequel to the totally intense, fx driven, highschool, combat series !!! ~ So remember; stay in school ... release your real powers !!! reviewed August 16, 2006
FUNKLUB PG by kwistufa Romance
Probably the question everyone's asking themself is where is Funklub R? The awesome music n' set took second place only to Raratinglette's lucious rear end! reviewed August 15, 2006
dying to funk by 6-HEADEDMONSTER Romance
Squelch soaked funk guitar, big booty shakin' beats and of course, the obligatory, buxom victim with loose morals to round things out! On the flipside; A stalker combs the streets for his next target ... reviewed August 15, 2006
Life Is Not That Hard by tripmills Romance
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An excellent tribute to the world's greatest poet . . . and frankly, i'm glad it didn't take place at the horse track! No one but Bukowski has the words to beautify everday conundrums, or [wash your m...
reviewed August 13, 2006
Women dont do that by princeinexile Comedy
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They really weren't all thst bad, until that greasy, low-riding one came seeping out about halfway . . . then the windows really started to fog up! Clearly comic genius, in the crudest way possible! ~...
reviewed August 13, 2006
Gangster Nation 1-2 by UrinatingTree Comedy
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From what we could tell, this film has no heroes, love interests, or self~restraint, but it does have gangsters a plenty, an unpredictable path of destruction, and a seemingly endless barrage of great...
reviewed August 11, 2006
Donna Kebab - VO Edition by pearsonhouse Romance
Every bit as effective and brilliant as the original . . . even more so! But wouldn't it be funnier if she gave birth to an actual Kebab this time? Hahaha! Great stuff Pearsonhouse . . . hopefully thi... reviewed August 8, 2006
QUIETUS II by josephkw Horror
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"You can't regenerate if you don't have flesh!" Truer words have never been spoken . . . or is it more of a gurgle? What can we say? A Brilliant, tribute that in our opinion, actually surpasses the so...
reviewed August 3, 2006
A Love Letter to French Cinema by postmodernchuck Romance
Considering we only recognized about 5 of the titles, the sentiment was there, eh? A flawless tribute to french cinema that was maybe only missing a few key films . . . Hahaha! Just kidding! It was am... reviewed August 2, 2006
Martian Break - Bubbles Troubles by bongoman Sci-Fi
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Another retinally challenging, sonically enticing night at Bubbles; an inexplicable place in the continuum, where one can enjoy a quick drink with other hue soaked plebs or just take a swing at the ow...
reviewed August 1, 2006
Close Encounters with some Aliens part 1 by homemadeeye Comedy
The plot is whack! Not so much as a plot, really; more like a series of random incedents that not only makes continous jabs at itself, the sci-fi genre, and the very limitations of the game, but also ... reviewed July 31, 2006
Unfaithful by Meowan Romance
A hyper~erotic thriller that has all bases covered; intriguing camera work, viciously atmospheric music, characters with true depth and a twisting plotline that's guaranteed to both stimulate the sens... reviewed July 31, 2006
Dr Phil Saves The World by bluestriker4444 Comedy
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It's pervo pseudo-psych101 with television host messiahs gone wild! Is there any depths he isn't willing to delve, to 'solve' his guests' cruelly, unusual personal problems?! Special guest appearences...
reviewed July 30, 2006
First TrY Bad Day by boxermix11 Action
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A freestyle urban adventure, of the highest calibre, that follows the trials and tribulations of a group friends as they delve into a pharmacological oblivion. The music pulls the viewer into this LSD...
reviewed July 30, 2006
Helpless by michael_b6 Action
A pulse pounding, lead exploding, hyper crime thriller that grabs the viewer from the first pull of the trigger, and doesn't let go until everyone is dead! Totally cool dialogue, intense car action an... reviewed July 25, 2006
Ubernewbie by Onirele Comedy
Good tune . . . very relatable. As for poor Uber, i'm sure he'd get a kick outta' it, he's a cool cat. As for these other squares . . . reviewed July 24, 2006
Quietus1 by josephkw Horror
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The heavily sought after Quietus has finally arrived . . . and was it ever worth the wait! Technically innovative, on many levels, superior storytelling, plus, it completely keeps with it's Lovecrafti...
reviewed July 23, 2006
Ghost Finders by jjnelson222 Horror
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A creepy, paranormal investigation turns sour when the local haunt is captured on film . . . a totally freaky little girl ghost set on possession! Great build up of atmosfear, tension, and quick edits...
reviewed July 23, 2006
GOIN HOME by kwistufa Sci-Fi
Cool and futurey! Hip and limbic! Spaced and zanilicious! reviewed July 22, 2006
Murder By Marriage by edlup56 Romance
More worldly advice finds it's way on the TMO . . . complete with alternate outcomes, great one-liners and a foregone conclusion that'll have you questioning every other remark by your spouse. Great s... reviewed July 20, 2006
A Tribute TO MY HOMIES by boxermix11 Sci-Fi
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Genres collide in this action-packed, hip-hop, slam-down when the homies hook up with some fly girls from outer space! No really, that's what i got outta' it . . . innovative camera work and quick edi...
reviewed July 20, 2006
(Another Tribute)Greatest MIXTape Ever by boxermix11 Sci-Fi
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An intense blend of action, music and scantily clad women aerobicizing from dangerous angles! Some truly terrific cinematography goin' down and flaring beats ripping up the speakers . . . did we menti...
reviewed July 20, 2006
Chemical Jody by munsinger Sci-Fi
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While far from, 'the most contraversial film on TMO', and frankly, next to no effort was made in regards to making the film itself, it really had some one-line zingers in it! The jackass that 1 starre...
reviewed July 20, 2006
Faith and Paradise by Sheelba Action
To the layman, brazil is sun, sex and parties, but beneath this exctatic lifestyle, witnessed by the tourists, lies the seedy underbelly of living in a hazy vortex of drugs, gangs and broken homes. On... reviewed July 19, 2006
DUSKFEED by kwistufa Horror
A sombre look at the feeding habits of nocturnal parasites . . . threatening music and sketchy camera work nail the stake in the coffin of this tale of vampirism and blood lust. Oddly enough, the only... reviewed July 18, 2006
Frankturd by StokeStudios Comedy
A strange little comedy that's guaranteed to cure what ails ya'! And then some!! When bob is stricken with a demeaning infliction, he has to resort to an old native indian concoction to put some pow~w... reviewed July 18, 2006
The Golden Dog by johnokinawa Sci-Fi
Perhaps we would have a different outcome if it was a golden apple with Kallisti written on it, but dogma is dogma and inherited faith nothing more than a crutch. Good show John, if not your best! ~ Kudos reviewed July 16, 2006
How To Catch A Girl by dfpiii Comedy
Some true wisdom to behold! A little too scathingly accurate, to be disgarded as mere quackery ~ these lessons must be ingested repeatedly so none of the integral nuances are lost or forgotten. The te... reviewed July 15, 2006
ode to meat by 6-HEADEDMONSTER Horror
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Terror and dementia praecox collide in this bombastic, sonically psychotic, misadventure in moviemaking. The atmosfear is rife with twisted visions and twittering squelches as they tickle at the viewe...
reviewed July 15, 2006
friendly old people!ahhh by adamthegamr Comedy
Terror wears an adult diaper! Humurous dialogue and some fun edits, help make this horror/comedy stand out. But the last guy was right, it's not nice to compare zombies to the elderly. Zombies serve a... reviewed July 15, 2006
Chromosome 47 Grunting Assassin by SothisAmon Action
Mongoloidism in the CIA? You bet, & those terrorist regimes won't know what hit 'em! Part sequel & part introduction, all mutagenic onslaught, that will leave you hungry for meat ~er more! reviewed July 13, 2006
CLIVE AT 5 - The MR BONES Interview by kwistufa Comedy
'Raw talent', goes down the tubes, only to be replaced with a fierce slinging of insults and ratatouille, as these two socially inept outcasts spew line after line of gratuitously suggestive remarks a... reviewed July 13, 2006
80 SLIM SECONDS by kwistufa Comedy
Follow Slim Jones as he tkaes the lows and the highs but eventuall settles on the inbetween. I liked the devious lurking scene. Is there any perversion this guy does not have? reviewed July 13, 2006
The Girl Who Loved Robots by Aliasalpha Romance
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An evening of dancing and fun turns into an all out alien invasion! Will the love of one woman and one robot save the day? You betcha! Although a little convoluted, (almost like two seperate movies in...
reviewed July 11, 2006
CLIVE AT 5 The RIOTT INTERVIEW by kwistufa Comedy
Off the wall hilarious, vulgar and informative! A meeting of the, uh, minds in this rique, tell all staring two of the TMO's goon squad! Nothing is held back as the puns and inuendos pile high into th... reviewed July 10, 2006
How to Catch a Man by riott007 Comedy
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In a perfect world, all women will come to their senses and take the outerworldly advice of Ms.McGee, for it unlocks the very key to man's baser instincts! So stop yodelling and get with the program; ...
reviewed July 9, 2006
MrBones The final chapter by princeinexile Comedy
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A brilliant conclusion for the trilogy of Mr. Bones' skellington shennanigans and the women that love him ! Well, maybe 'love' is the wrong word ... When everyone's favourite racially animated corpse...
reviewed July 9, 2006
Monkeys Vs Bunnies by Scarface6191 Comedy
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More fun than a barrel of chopped up monkeys, and trickier than an amputated rabbit! Great opera backs up this adrenaline pushing battle montage between mammals . . . oh wait, chickens aren't mammals!...
reviewed July 8, 2006
Clucked Up Victims by SothisAmon Horror
It's an all out, pedal to the metal, adrenaline pumping, machine gun flaring, burnt rubber on cement kind of fowl, terror rampage . . . and it sports the best head crunch scene since the toxic avenger! reviewed July 8, 2006
XTREME HIGH SCHOOL by sidy Action
A totally wicked anime babe after school cat fight, juiced up to vorpal proportions and is sure to appeal to a wide range of it's male audience! Just kidding, it's totally HOT HOT HOT ! ! ! reviewed July 8, 2006
TV by noewhan Horror
Don't be daft, you punk! That was a totally awesome music video! We especially enjoyed the dog viewer and the 'boxheads'! We were always of the understanding that canines lack the retinal stability to... reviewed July 7, 2006
Tsogonomicon by noewhan Horror
Being a fan of RAW's, we gotta say, this was a surprise, although we woulda' prefered a dangerous Celine~ism or the hidden dismanteling of society by Markoff Chaney, but hey, HP Lovercraft references ... reviewed July 7, 2006
Crunchy and Chewys Publicity Crisis by Penut Comedy
Some good one-liners and of course great plot, but we found some of the humour a little suppressed. Like we really wanted Gorganarr to be rippin' up the place or something, but he was all chillin'!? A... reviewed July 5, 2006
PEKING TOM by kwistufa Comedy
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Let us just say for the record; Slim Jones definitely holds the title as our favourite of all of Kwistufa's creations. Those sunken eyes and that sloping forehead convey something so much more unhealt...
reviewed July 5, 2006
The Whammy by Pulp Celluloid Action
This is surely a piece of cinema legend, as the film with the most nut-crunched nazis, this side of the Sound of Music! Amazing super hero lore, that will no doubt rewrite the grimey annals of history... reviewed July 4, 2006
Robot One by Pulp Celluloid Sci-Fi
What the hell was it that cougar juice sayin'!? 'Gotta get us some o' that giant robot PCP, or whatever it was! Why? Cause we like those naked ladies, in compromising situations, as much as any man! reviewed July 4, 2006
Last Time I Tried to Commit Suicide by evillatenighttv Romance
Hahaha! ~ Oh the irony. Well, at least he had a few seconds of living, after all those years of existing, huh? This little drama will take next to no time out of your life, but is guarnteed to leave a... reviewed July 4, 2006
Slashed by Spaceman72 Horror
Consider me Slashed! 1972, a good year to be born but a great year to be chopped into little cinematic bits! The dialogue in all of Spaceman's films, while giving an appropriate level of satire, someh... reviewed July 3, 2006
Nosferatu by Yogurt_King Horror
Hahaha! See that preppie pump a stake through the dreaded wamphyr, Dracuul?! This horror is as rich in flavour & dread as it is enticing with it's rich musical variations and sombre atmosfear! An exce... reviewed July 1, 2006
SHADOW BOXER by kwistufa Action
A chameleonesque kungfu artist trains for the day on the train. Great action sequences take second place only to Kwis' trademark barrage of characters, as they take the action genre for a spin, in thi... reviewed July 1, 2006
TV Addict (Breakin Copyright) by chrisedmond Comedy
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One helluva' juicy little moral behind this corrupt affair! Wrong, mind you. Howevah, copyright is the limit of fools and lawyers alike, (and only a handful of greedy, untalented, B.S. artists!), that...
reviewed June 30, 2006
XTREME TAXI by sidy Action
A 200mph adrenaline kick ... the fastest paced car chase ever before realized on the TMO ... especially since it's pre-expansion ! Hilarious, kinetic, sexy and great mod integration, not to forget the... reviewed June 28, 2006
Sexy Paradise by annuta86 Romance
Daring, exciting, funny and just enough sex to make that catholic guilt flare! No dialogue and some light melodies make this a tranquil trip to tropical, locales and thoughts that were never given the... reviewed June 27, 2006
Play For Your Life by Kellydogproductions Action
A psychotic gameshow, where the questions become impossible, the host holds a shotgun to your head and the prizes include pictures of your loved ones getting brutally murdered ! Ultimately, an ingeniu... reviewed June 27, 2006
In my Head part 1 by legend51 Horror
Although we are pro rata, we thought we'd throw a little extra your way since it's such an excellent film ! In truth, we liked this half better, because the carnage hit greater hights !! However, the ... reviewed June 27, 2006
In my Head part 2 by legend51 Horror
20 minutes of relentless, spine-crunching fun ! It's truly wave upon wave of stupid police officer, getting torn usunder from the power of one man's mind !! And while some of the dialogue might have t... reviewed June 27, 2006
Gangbusters by skarsten Action
An action packed crime-drama, serial with authentic dialogue and narration, blasts straight outta' the obscurities of the Junior Crimestoppers legacy ! Fast and kinetic, these classics showed a day wh... reviewed June 27, 2006
Evisceration - Sledgehammer Poundings by SothisAmon Horror
Awesome Corpse Stench !!! Death to All the Infidels !!! New World Order !!! reviewed June 27, 2006
Life of an Extra by robecoyote Comedy
A very laid-back, but cynical look at the daily goings on during a shoot, from the least important, most expendable, person on set ! Hahaha !! Sly camera work really builds up the illusion of sneaking... reviewed June 27, 2006
Left In Town by FoDooG Comedy
Well, what hasn't already been said ? Technically perfect. My only ish would be that it had a painfully optimistic feel, and that goes against my very being. But, like i said, it's my issue, so Cheers... reviewed June 27, 2006
OL MAN RICHARDS - Tales of CLIVE by kwistufa Comedy
Clive's grandpappy, smokes up a storm and retells a fable from this, now mythical, TMO entity's youth! And what a story it is; guns flare and [shhhh!]es roll, (and our tears spilled down our own blood... reviewed June 27, 2006
The Monkey's Paw by TheExecutive2 Horror
An excellent take on this classic story, that's been redone in numerous guises, including the Simpsons. It even had shades of Pet Cemetary in it. While the story flowed well, and there was some nice c... reviewed June 26, 2006
Oh Its On Remix by mixmasterfestus Action
What can we say mixmaster ? You're the host, who can boast that you give the most roast ! And talking about meat, this is just full of it ! ! We await with bated breath ! ! ! reviewed June 26, 2006
Ultima6000ATM (LMAO Studios Quickie) by MefuneAkira Comedy
This guy i know ...(uh oh, it's one of them!)...had a bit of a meth problem, and being recently released from a canadian penal colony, lacked the necessary funds in which to 'pick up'. So using this r... reviewed June 26, 2006
love erased by magic_school_bus Comedy
Magic School Bus' off-kilter humour shows off in stars, in this, his latest comedy which comes across like a romantic version of Memento, punctuated by a kodiak workboot to the head! Ride this unpredi... reviewed June 26, 2006
Mans Best Friend by darryhick Action
Perfect. reviewed June 26, 2006
Naughty Undercover girls - File 1 by Timo666 Action
These two sexual dynamos, beat the badguy, and have 'fun' along the way ! ~ And after ! ! A little tame for the where this subject matter can really take the viewer, but not too shabby in regards to ... reviewed June 26, 2006
High Hopes Sanitarium by ninette1 Horror
Pulses rise and panic ensues in this richly textured tale of terror, that will have you blowin' out your left ventricle in no time! Masterfully woven audio/visual techniques are employed to flesh out ... reviewed June 26, 2006
Time Twister by MrAllison Sci-Fi
Truly top-notch, uh, 'cinema'. Hilarious narration and great reoccuring themes . . . However, you didn't feel the Time Traveling Nazis were a tad overkill? Or even that the Bikinis and spandex just go... reviewed June 26, 2006
H P Lovecrafts From Beyond by Boomwolf Horror
We were really impressed with all the voicework, which really emphasized the period, with special consideration to your rendition of Crawford Tillinghast; the authoritative but mad scientitist, pushin... reviewed June 25, 2006
Blood and Honour - Part 3 by ProKanada Action
Whoa! An indepth examination of homosexuality in the third Reich!? In the totality of this one film, (the entire triptych), our favourite element was the subtle element of surprise . . . for example, ... reviewed June 23, 2006
The Rose by 02PARSIM Action
A little Blake seemed appropriate . . . O Rose thou art sick. The invisible worm. That flies in the night In the howling storm: Has found out thy bed Of crimson joy: And his dark secret love Does t... reviewed June 23, 2006
6 1 5 1 8 1 7 5 1 8 by Jason Harcourt Action
Tricky tech dialogue, paranoia and shifting, camera attacks reign supreme in this digital surveillence thriller on the fringe! Tainted with a photekesque, gun-click, electronica, meta-technological co... reviewed June 23, 2006
Theres Something About Larry by bluestriker4444 Comedy
I saw an X-ray of a girl passing gas . . . 'Mature themes', does seem a little far-fetched, no? Anyhow, not the most mature comedy you'll see by an stretch of the imagination, but you will not be able... reviewed June 23, 2006
Remembrance by maggot Romance
Thrash your way through love and loss in this music propelled revenge trip! Superior camera work and the strength of the story, interspersed with globs of humour, help tear up the screen. We particula... reviewed June 22, 2006
From a Distance by Dulci Horror
Reminds me of that long running stalking i've been involved in with one of my co~workers . . . before the restraining order, of course. But my binoculars always fogged up! Do you close your curtains at night? reviewed June 22, 2006
Life Buddy by josephkw Comedy
The most enjoyable part was definitely the human testimonials near the end, but pretty much any scene with dogs in it had me cracking up! It was a bit of a downer, we didn't get to see some bolts get ... reviewed June 22, 2006
BUSTED RADIO by kwistufa Comedy
filth up your mouth! reviewed June 22, 2006
The Propshop by Chiprocks1 Comedy
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I see the freaks are lining up to say high . . . hows it goin'? Thanks for the witty little urban banter insanity! And all that. It worked really well, the quest for a mythical place overwrought by ch...
reviewed June 21, 2006
INSECTICIDE by kwistufa Sci-Fi
An alien tribute, what with its' closed in clausterphobic smoke n' video atmosfear!!! A trait you've always excelled in, is your elaborately decorated sets, but this one, like your previous rendition ... reviewed June 21, 2006
Demise of the slain by SothisAmon Horror
Yet another yellow ~ feathered, grand guignol of carnage and dismeberment! But what's this!? Someone got their blood soaked talons on some explosives and is seeking revenge on the local police departm... reviewed June 21, 2006
VIRUS 6 by moviedragon5000 Sci-Fi
Some solid sci-fi action and good editing help make this episode fly! I especially liked the robotic simulacrum as a weapon. Als, you didn't go overboard on the freecam, which is always a bonus! Just ... reviewed June 21, 2006
Voices by Greenglades Romance
Decadent dialogue and an obsorbing dementia envlope the viewer as the live week through the eyes of a scizophrenic on the edge. Great hospital sets & the downbeat tempo really sets the tone for this s... reviewed June 21, 2006
Me n My Girl by Harleq Comedy
Seemed more like an obsessive compulsive disorder Vs. a lover's quarrel but i suppose that can be a very fine line, indeed! Great stuff, really funny and honest dialogue. reviewed June 21, 2006
The Moulting Dryness (Trailer) by bongoman Action
Truly a bizarre spectacle to be had. Music by The Residents and comics by The Nihilistic Glee Club would have been right in place! And for the record, the moulting was certainly dry! Humour not easily... reviewed June 21, 2006
The Vampires of Armageddon by holdmykidney Sci-Fi
I was admittedly hesitant considering the length of time and the subject matter. Mostly the latter, because it's a subject that can be easily overdone, (like, in my opinion the modern day version), an... reviewed June 20, 2006
Saving Saffron by merewen Action
While there was some very nice storytelling going on, and the ending was absolutely fabulous, i gotta' question the subservient cowardice on the part of the sheriff. Well, he gets his in the end, eh? reviewed June 20, 2006
PSA by timman Action
Praise Sweet Chaos! Cool Public Service Announcement; Effective! Gimmee the keys, i'll drive! reviewed June 19, 2006
Its Kung-Fu Frankenstein! by Pulp Celluloid Action
Oh what sad days are these when an almagamation of some of the best legends of cinema kung-fu, can be bought and sold with drug money! To me, cougar juice really stood out as a positive role model, bu... reviewed June 19, 2006
Retarded Arm of the Law by aarn777 Comedy
An exemplary piece of cinema majic! Not since the golden days of Barney Miller and Car54, have such incompetent, police, shenanigans been so brilliantly recreated for all to bare witness! Uh, the voic... reviewed June 19, 2006
1900-666-HELL by kwistufa Horror
It was like watching an animated Hieronymus Bosch rave . . . only darker . . . creepier . . . more twisted. The best rendition i've seen of hell on here to date! And trust me, i've been there. Not to ... reviewed June 19, 2006
The Perverts Eye by Abboman Comedy
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With a moral that falls along the lines of 'never underestimate the perversity of a young girl's father', or the consequences may far outwiegh the benefists, (sic) ! This is a suspiciously funny 'how-...
reviewed June 19, 2006
Play For Your Life (trailer) by Kellydogproductions Action
A very promising look at a snuff gameshow, where the contestants' bodies litter the stage and the show's host feels it necessary to carry a shotgun! Is it this year's answer to 'Let's Make A Deal'?! W... reviewed June 19, 2006
Captain Shutups Day Out by Rathen Action
Well, with a title like that, how can you not enjoy it?! No doubt a lot of fun was to be had in the making of this positively ludicris comedy where the villian gives away a little too much of his plan... reviewed June 19, 2006
ERNIES SECRET by kingpengvin Comedy
And here i always thought Bert was 'evil . . . live' and learn! And who woulda' thunk that Ernie would grow up to be such a stunning shoe-in for Jimmy Stewart!?! Anyhow, a muppet accepts his moniker a... reviewed June 19, 2006
Meglo the Golden Boy by full_metal_winter Comedy
5 STAR NAD CRUNCH!!! reviewed June 19, 2006
My Perfect Neighbour by axecinema Romance
A tricky, sticky web of suspense envelops the viewer just long enough for them to realize the painful truth about . . . My Perfect Neighbour! Both actresses were superb in their rendering of the chara... reviewed June 19, 2006
Maniacal Poultrypath by SothisAmon Horror
The thinly vieled subplot falls away when the clucker gets on the scene! Daddy's little girl is at that sexually experimenting age and he knows it, but his own supressed lust and his bigotted views ar... reviewed June 18, 2006
Mr Bones The legend The Lover by princeinexile Comedy
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The legend is unleashed, much to the pleasant satisfaction of the local womenfolk looking for a new kind of kick! And make no mistake; this skeletal cassanove lays it on hard & thick with his masterfu...
reviewed June 18, 2006
Pretty Hate Machine by ninette1 Action
Kinda' like a TMO remake of the prodigy video 'smack my b.itch up!' but at 1 min 8 seconds it didn't quite fulfill our mandatory ninette1 time allotment needs. Tricky-assed ending, though, and great g... reviewed June 15, 2006
Freecam The Movie by Bryy_Miller Sci-Fi
I don't know, i kinda' liked it! A whole miasma of dissected faces and ultra pan inferno ~ kinda' reminded me of last tuesday's LSD hangover. reviewed June 15, 2006
Mezzanines Interlude by elizabethsusan Romance
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It's the juicy tour de force we've all been waiting for! Crammed full of sex, drugs, (just a bit of the sticky~icky~ick, really), and incest?! Intellectual intercourse to be sure! The twisting path of...
reviewed June 14, 2006
Trouble in Lonewolf! by MefuneAkira Comedy
You know, i've lived 5 clicks east of Lonewolf for some years now, in a little town names Texarcana, and you'd be plumb loco to think we hadn't seen our share of extraterrestrial, time displacing hate... reviewed June 13, 2006
Idiots Narrow Escape by tsunamidog Action
Oh the women Chuck will banana~fana~fo~[be polite!]! And that Janet, quite the ink scarred beauty! Really though, the ultimate guide to modern primitive dating rituals . . . reminded me of my first gi... reviewed June 12, 2006
BaggageBoy ByeBye (another copy sold) by tripmills Comedy
Like wheels inside wheels, this l'il flick is movies inside of the movies! And oi! with a hip anti~government message about your rights being slowly ingested by the machine, to boot! Hot Damn! (a tad short) reviewed June 12, 2006
My Tshirt by chiprocks1 Sci-Fi
Great cinematography . . . but the boob count was less than desirable. reviewed June 12, 2006
Love At Fourth Sight by Wallberg Romance
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A solid little romance. The voiceacting was pleasant enough and the week of crossing paths was cute. Don't let these music nazis get you down; the tune worked flawlessly! The only detraction for me wa...
reviewed June 12, 2006
Rant of a Bitter Asian Man Prelude by ChengYi Comedy
Although the actual porn content was a tad low, a good tirade for the sexually zealous asian community. Of course we're all hentai over here, and that's just dirty japanese men's corrupt, illustrated ... reviewed June 11, 2006
Story Time Jack Be Nimble by God_Of_Plague Comedy
B~B~Bazongas! Truly a time tested attempt to jump over a candlestick takes a turn for the worst when there is legal proceedings. Although i'd adamantly argue the moral, (books are the worst drug!), no... reviewed June 11, 2006
The 40 Second Street by Zannder Comedy
Fast, funny and frantic; you could tell by the final product, the director really gave it his all! reviewed June 10, 2006
CLIVES UFO ABDUCTION by kwistufa Sci-Fi
You're not fooling anybody, we know where the perineum lies . . . inbetween (where we like to spend most of our) time and (the inky brown void of) space! Really though, the winners for me in this film... reviewed June 8, 2006
King Kong by GearofWar512 Action
Makes the previous King Kong entries look like a pile of monkey poop! Great demonstration as to what's in store in regards to giant beasts terrorizing the urban setting. reviewed June 7, 2006
Space Heist! by yankeefox Sci-Fi
The space vixens really know how to deal with the guy behind the counter, but the ending demands to be rectified. reviewed June 7, 2006
Mugger Romance by yankeefox Romance
We'd be lying if we said we weren't drawn in by the title, but we stayed for the romance . . . deleriously eloquent! reviewed June 7, 2006
THE FLYING FRUITLESS DETECTIVES by kwistufa Comedy
Obviously this last guy hadn't had as many drinks as i have, because i understood at least every other word! Hahaha! Greath little demo/advancement of the now legendarily, (late), duo's career inoppor... reviewed June 7, 2006
Quietus Trailer by josephkw Horror
One of the best trailers i've seen . . . and for the Lovecraft contest to boot! The special effects and terror slowly culminate until the end . . . of humanity as we know it! We can hardly stay in out skin. reviewed June 7, 2006
sweet dreams by Jason Harcourt Comedy
I don't know if it was the lense you used or what, but that broad's butt was a mile wide! Just how we lick 'em. (sic) reviewed June 7, 2006
Puesta del Sol on Port-de-paix by Sheelba Romance
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A riveting and powerful romance, placed in a backdrop that is against the odds. Lush sets and strong dialogue help show the plight of a couple willing to risk nothing for everything. History has been ...
reviewed June 6, 2006
Mezzanines Interlude The Teaser! by elizabethsusan Romance
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Hip-hop delicious! The initial meeting seems to fly well, as do the inuendos, in this script tease that is, no doubt, a pivotal point in both of their lives. Great urban feel to the music which helps ...
reviewed June 6, 2006
The Spy who saved the world by Spaceman72 Action
A solid action thriller, lined with laughs and special effects. But screw that stuff, my favourite part was the pompous english robotic dialect of Quinn's, especially the diamond sharp ending comments... reviewed June 5, 2006
Doctor Death and The Doomsday Device by Trashman Sci-Fi
So all in all, Doctor Deeth wasn't such a bad guy. A little conservative but he certainly had extreme views, (or did he?), towards the ultra PC mimes. Ugh, i swore to myself i wasn't gonna use the 'm'... reviewed June 4, 2006
Dude Wheres my god by princeinexile Comedy
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Catholicism takes a nose dive when the guy upstairs decides to hang ten! It's not everyday, (or everyone!), who gets a chance to meet the Big Kahuna, let alone teach him to surf. Just Larry and Anette...
reviewed June 4, 2006
Love Puddle by krafty Comedy
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Finally, some real art! And dealing with a true crisis between the sheets. Hilarious, original soundtrack and a sense of kinetic editing help ejaculate this little music video on to the charts. Mandat...
reviewed June 4, 2006
The Chevy Chase Code by 911truth Action
Some great 1 liners and enogh conspiratorial psycho-babble to choke the repulicans who have tapped your phone. At the continous rate of humour fall-off, Saturday Night Live is bound to make society a ... reviewed June 4, 2006
Badass Priest by 1Newgrounds Action
The bible nevr looked this good! Evangelical assasinations and some truly decadent dialogue. Makes the bible look like a puddle of puke. reviewed June 3, 2006
Four Sisters by Dulci Romance
We were gonna honestly try and worm out of 5 stars this time . . . but it wasn't possible. Great acting and indepth human relationships help evolve this story about siblings in flux ~ dispersion ~ rea... reviewed June 3, 2006
?????????? ???? ? ??????? ?????????? by Shurik Comedy
Probably the only movie on the whole damned site we could relate to! As a matter of fact, most people could relate to this little vodka soaked gem! ???????? ?????????? ??????! reviewed June 2, 2006
Outlawed part 2Rebellion of Oxford Town by a2k13 Action
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A western action tour de force! Dialogue coulda' been better, but that fast pace and exciting elements hlep compensate.
reviewed May 31, 2006
Leviticus by MichaelCristiano Horror
Sudden, sharp shocks of fear bisect this psychic horror. The plot was a little more involved then we like to delve, but it definitely helped build the climax. The acting was just excellent, especially... reviewed May 30, 2006
Peter Pan 2 Returning to Neverland by actresswannabe Action
It looked like Wendy really enjoyed that kiss! Some funny scenes, like the flight off the building, but the fight scene at the end seemed kinda confused. Pretty cute little retelling but perhaps it wo... reviewed May 29, 2006
East Park by actresswannabe Comedy
Some genuinely funny, albeit toilet humour, moments. A coupla' points where it was a test of treble, but all in all, the children's voices weren't too bad. It's interesting to see how kids react to i... reviewed May 29, 2006
Heavens Hell by Roxas88 Comedy
Creepy and etheral war footage starring denzens of the afterlife. Some great atmosfear, especially at the end, during the combat scenes. And the demon scurrying home with his tail between his legs; classic! reviewed May 29, 2006
Two Towels and Canadian Bacon by johnnycage Comedy
Spastic and ridiculous. No doubt a lot of fun was had during the making of this preposterous, little comedy. reviewed May 29, 2006
Kiwi by Wuffyworks Action
Looked intriguing and atmospheric but the voicework was too tinnie sounding and the dialogue canned. We're all just waiting for stunts and effects . . . and then see how many spy action thrillers surge in! reviewed May 29, 2006
Car is Home by magic_school_bus Comedy
The life of a nomad it is for me . . . growing up on the streets, i could really relate to the idea of living in cars. A positive take on an alternative lifestyle. It just kinda' ended, but that just ... reviewed May 29, 2006
Chair Love by magic_school_bus Romance
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Chairs? In Love!? My god man, what have you done? Nothing short of unleashing wave upon wave of philisophical subtext about consciousness in inanimate objects! And if i'm not mistaken, a little chair/...
reviewed May 29, 2006
CHUPACABRA ! by biggstrek Horror
A transdimensional bugbear haunts time and space in this quirky science fiction thriller. Everything screams brilliant; the dialogue is exceptionally crisp and biting, the special effects were total p... reviewed May 28, 2006
The interview by princeinexile Comedy
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WTF! Hahaha! A zany job interview goes wrong as both parties bring their predjuidices to the table in this undeceidedly not politically correct comedy. It seems black is more than just skin deep, it's...
reviewed May 27, 2006
Kung Fu Fight Scene by tentamu Action
While the strobing was getting to me, (epilepy), some of the effects were extremely well done. Especially the combat scene against the yellow wall, by the door ~ totally awesome! And then the end, it ... reviewed May 27, 2006
Reflection part two by sisch Romance
Tense right up to the last second. The subtle intricacies continue as the diabolical scheme is revealed. A fantastic series that really showed how to set the pace with the story. It's like a slow driv... reviewed May 27, 2006
ROCK HARD by ninette1 Comedy
Finally! ROCK HARD!! And it Totally Rocks the Hardest!!! The annals (hehee) of Rock & Roll history will now be forever polluted with this retro glam band in this poigniant look back at the band that h... reviewed May 27, 2006
The Cowboy Tom Story by pamdennis Action
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And so the cycle continues . . . or does it? The film entrances the viewer with it's rhythmic narration, superior story telling skills and a script which doesn't let go until the final frame. Truly on...
reviewed May 27, 2006
The Spy who saved the world - Trailer by Spaceman72 Action
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A sleek, big-budget, spy, thriller from a master of action! The trailer definitely promises the goods . . .
reviewed May 25, 2006
Manny Jones ON TOUR! by benstudios1991 Comedy
Hahahaha! Great stuff! Incredible acting and shifting narrations keeps the viewer on they're toes! But the real star is the writing, which is bang on! Not since Alfred Jerry's Ubu Roi has absurdism ta... reviewed May 25, 2006
It Came From TMO by ubernewbie Action
While i'm sure you had Kwis's morning gas moderately accurate, (hearsay), it merely teased with it's build up of two tmo titans clashing, and when it happened, poof! A little light in the loafers. Def... reviewed May 25, 2006
Monday Nights 04 Ninja Burger by kos78 Action
Wicked progression of the Monday Nights crowd. It beats staying at home and standing behind the last 4 numbers of a twenty-sider, that's for sure. Ninja Burger is the burger of choice for anyone who s... reviewed May 25, 2006
Life With Tourettes by the_dragonfly Comedy
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Great little flick with some, uh, interesting dialogue. Taco [oh please!]?! ~ HAHAHA! I guess it musta' been shop class, huh? Or geography? Anywhoo, funny as [oh please!]!
reviewed May 25, 2006
Whiteout by neonoir1x Romance
Suffering from a form of bichromasy, the protaganist of this little gem, takes it upon himself to seperate himself from everything keeping him in the world of colour, including the girl he loves, befo... reviewed May 25, 2006
Death of the Baggage boy by fablefreak001 Comedy
A witty and essential tribute to the original cinema classic. My weakness for black n' white possibly lubricated the final rating, but that's the way of the road. reviewed May 24, 2006
Unfunny Clown by magic_school_bus Comedy
And the irony is . . . drumroll please . . . a painfully unfunny movie drenched in abject human misery. It's a riot! reviewed May 24, 2006
Awakening by Dulci Romance
Ennui set in during the recititation, followed by the warm glow of melencholia. reviewed May 24, 2006
The Germantican by Sleeves Comedy
The dialectical slurs and clicks really did it for me. And did i hear a chalkboard being scraped? I must get that sound from you. You don't know what direction it was facing when it was recorded? Exce... reviewed May 24, 2006
Solitude by Sheelba Action
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Phenomenal depth and nihilistic outcome . . . a sombre tale of what happens when belief systems collide . . . analysis faith vs. conclusion and where exactly that will get you! On the flip side, i had...
reviewed May 24, 2006
Naked Pictures on the Internet by comradesteele Comedy
Good voice acting and some interesting scenes spice up this tale of woe for one poor highschooler. What i wanna know is why was it only men in the film!? He'll probably have no problem getting a date ... reviewed May 24, 2006
Brutal Violence 2 by cd3141 Action
Max Power? Where'dja' get that, on the side of a blow dryer? Anyhow, really the most brutal, action-packed, pull-no-punch kinda' film on this or any other website! High impact battle coreography, lace... reviewed May 23, 2006
MORTS 2ND JOB by kwistufa Comedy
Good to see mort's keeping busy. 'got me some of that butterfly tongue action on the weekend . . . highly overrated. Great flick and extraordinary voice work, as usual. reviewed May 23, 2006
TWISTED CARNIVAL by ZCK_legend Horror
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No one gets passed round 3! Great sequel to an unforgettable classic of horror and mayhem . . . & thanks a whole lot; another few weeks of hearing that shrill clown laugh!
reviewed May 23, 2006
The Turbanator by SothisAmon Action
While staying true to the script of it's namesake, this [play nice now!] amalgamation of cinema and hyper-realized projections about the inevitable downfall of civilized society, is guaranteed to not ... reviewed May 23, 2006
Touched By A Canine by riott007 Comedy
Tequila! reviewed May 23, 2006
CLIVE FEVER by kwistufa Comedy
Much to the dismay of an outback vagrant, he is serenaded by everyone in town, including a coupla' Happy Days throwbacks, freaks, a time unconscious detective and the usual, unusual suspects. Pandemon... reviewed May 23, 2006
E-D by 6-headedmonster Comedy
A short comedy on a very serious condition. Or so i hear. I wouldn't know anything about it, seriously! That's why i enjoyed it so much, because it was so informative about a subject i know nothing about!!! reviewed May 22, 2006
HAIRCUT by kwistufa Comedy
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'Great to see Slim Jones making a genre jumping comeback . . . he's progressing nicely . . . for a neanderthal throwback!!! I almost docked you because i'm scared of clowns, luckily he was just eye ca...
reviewed May 21, 2006
The Other Woman by elizabethsusan Romance
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A kept woman grows vindictive when she finds herself in a love triangle with the rich and famous! What-a-what! And made in just a few hours?! Well no one could argue that it isn't oriented to the cont...
reviewed May 21, 2006
Ku Klux Klan Death Camp by herr_lipp Comedy
Fantastic stereotypes abound in this forray into the deep south! It was especially good to see Mindy hold her own against mounting opposition. 'Just seemed a bit of a one trick pony. reviewed May 21, 2006
The most foul and evil thing by princeinexile Comedy
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There is an unwritten code amongst men and the automobiles they drive, as this little vignette illustrates beautifully! Actually, it's descriptive powers are almost too keen, for this sensitive topic!
reviewed May 21, 2006
Bambi Is Running III(VO) by Babar23 Sci-Fi
This is hands down the greatest sci-fi film on the site. Also a brilliant tribute to one of the greatest films ever . . . the air is thick with dystopian ambience, the musical choices far surpassed mo... reviewed May 20, 2006
500 Pints (Music Video) by Dave180786 Comedy
A great and frankly, relatable, film about our unquenchable thirst and out unceasing quest to remedy this condition. Superior editing and synchronization with the films contents. ~ Kudos! reviewed May 16, 2006
Migraine by Dulci Sci-Fi
Your best work to date. reviewed May 16, 2006
The Light in the Dust - Part 1 by DecadentPictures Horror
While technically perfect, i found the story longwinded. The slow monotone narration added some kind of overdramatized dragging sensation. But i do get that this dude just had somekind of transmigrati... reviewed May 16, 2006
Fowl lust by SothisAmon Horror
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How is that you consistantly supply the TMO with such truly decent and upstanding parables of the highest moral calibre? A chicken in your hands is like giving dental equipment to Goebbels. There is n...
reviewed May 15, 2006
A PSA From The Grey by Iondrive Comedy
I don't know; they seemed kinda' gay. reviewed May 15, 2006
Another PSA From The Grey by Iondrive Comedy
So that's what those clowns of the deep space are all about! Majestic blended with some kind of pirate television show for the optically challenged. -1 for Moto. Outtakes worthy of the Cannonball Run! reviewed May 15, 2006
BEING ALIEN by Iondrive Sci-Fi
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Remember parents, don't teach your children to be xenophobes. Some truly great analogies goin' on here, and the creepy future retro sound accentuates the narration to complete the total scope of the f...
reviewed May 15, 2006
AliBaby (Directors Cut) by mikeawmids Comedy
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A comedy classic with moxy! 'Could almost be categorized as a romance, what with the poor constable's tragically misguided affections. Astounding dialogue and razor sharp humour throughout.
reviewed May 15, 2006
SHERIFF SID LAW CH 3 by hmrubicon Action
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Great dialogue and action were mired slightly because of the audio misalignment. The drunk hick was played with gusto and the various lady patronage were splitting my sides. Always good to see the law...
reviewed May 14, 2006
Sheriff Rooney III in 3D by yeagmaster Comedy
Avisodomy, a coupla' limbic harlots and a night of heavy intoxication places the backdrop when these two titans of hedonism are reunited for a night of debauchery. Filled with a deviant adrenaline, th... reviewed May 14, 2006
Bleeding Season by SothisAmon Comedy
A valley of blood trickles out of the south that would take more feminine hygene products as to cause a toxic shock chain-reaction! reviewed May 13, 2006
Drugs Kill by MrMuffinTops Action
Genius soundtrack and vocal er, effects. In your face drama that for some reason just kept me laughing! reviewed May 13, 2006
Dangerous Beach Liasions by riott007 Romance
Unbenowst to Busty and Bunny, the body that washed up was none other than a crackpot Aussie with his own collection of cinema under his belt. Enogh kitty in this one to make you wanna purr! reviewed May 13, 2006
Gay Police 2 by maggot Comedy
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Hahahaha! Pop goes the weasel!
reviewed May 13, 2006
The Rule of Violence by NMordredZ Action
Caustic and dangerous. While the dialogue lacked timing, the film was redeemed via the graphic depiction of it's endless cycle of death. reviewed May 12, 2006
Phaedrus by postmodernchuck Romance
Um yeah; those greeks . . . swept up in the story enough to be appropriately uncomfortable when someone offered to buy me a drink. Sharp performances from the entire cast with an honest emotional dyna... reviewed May 11, 2006
TWISTED by ZCK_legend Horror
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A spiralling carnival of evil incarnate! Whew, glad that's over. ~ Satanic Clowns really are the Hell of choice.
reviewed May 9, 2006
I Want by Iondrive Comedy
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Another singing vagrant belting out about his needs and desires . . .
reviewed May 9, 2006
THE FRUITLESS DETECTIVES 2 by kwistufa Comedy
Always time for a quick bite . . . reviewed May 9, 2006
Ordinary Day by masterbecks Action
Who let the real cinema in here? ~ Stupendous, even! This film richly explores the possibilities. reviewed May 9, 2006
Memory Burn - Trailer by SapphireWine Romance
looks a little straight laced for my tastes . . . and you're waiting until the xpansion to release it?! Greath poster though, and good atmosfear! reviewed May 9, 2006
Stir by AnotherNewDawn Action
The subtle middle eastern drones vibrated through the story to create a relaxed but uneasy texture in which the simple story slowly unfolds into a beast! Great dialogue and pacing will no doubt help m... reviewed May 8, 2006
Dance Twiggy by satansmunchkin Comedy
I could really get behind the take no shii from anyone attitude in this one! It reminded me of a few raves i've been at. reviewed May 8, 2006
O by riott007 Comedy
Another instant classic about an itch that simply must be scratched! Why do we live? Is it to procreate, as those clinical and nerdy evolutionists would have you believe, or is it something much more ... reviewed May 8, 2006
Christs Fury by SothisAmon Action
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The transmigration of Christ, to the 19th Century America's, sends the locals' preconcieved notions of Christ as saviour and messiah for a bit of a spin when he takes up the pistols in an orgy of carn...
reviewed May 8, 2006
True Justice by SothisAmon Horror
Way to shoot the piggie! And of course, the ho's neck split ever so daintily. What with it's shlupping open gash spewing out blood! That goes for the neck wound, too! It's like a strategy in disestabl... reviewed May 8, 2006
The weight of Emotion by TurboGhost Romance
Studio TurboGhost returns with it's patented backdrop montage techniques to help tell the tale of love unconsumated. True romance, to be sure! reviewed May 6, 2006
Superforce! Beyond Power! by TurboGhost Action
What in the name of Zadenka?! Laffs & Action in Equal Portions, and we're talkin' heaping portions here. ~ The orphans totally cracked us up! reviewed May 6, 2006
SYDNEY Musicvideo by kwistufa Romance
So that's what they do down there ~ i always figured it would be just a lot more drinkin'! It was a little too saccharine for my tastes, but what the fuk? Great edits and had a very eighties flavour. reviewed May 6, 2006
Honestly All Night by evillatenighttv Comedy
Explosive orgasm! reviewed May 6, 2006
Dear Diary I killed another by ZCK_legend Horror
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Well, that'll teach ya' not to read someone else's diary! 'Went through the same experience exactly, with my sister. Bloody carnage and good vo's punctuate this tale of built up rage!
reviewed May 6, 2006
Reflection Part One by sisch Romance
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Totally solid. Sleek and modded. Written and acted perfectly. If a thriller, brimming with intrigue and suspense, is your thing, you can't do much better than this film. ~ Kudos!
reviewed May 6, 2006
Killers - Chapter One (Updated) by AnotherNewDawn Action
Answers come in dreams. A heavy-drinking, foul-mouthed detective narrates this professional-quality thriller which makes the viewer's pulse quicken with each passing scene, as they're dragged into the... reviewed May 6, 2006
CLIVE the NATURAL WOMAN by kwistufa Comedy
How incredibly unnatural, but way to get in touch with your feminine side, Clive! The no beer is truly a sad predicament . . . that never really seems to happens around these parts. reviewed May 6, 2006
Homos And You! by Prank4Sure Comedy
Great warning film, on how to identify and eliminate homosexuality in your everyday life. Those freaks keep coming out of the wood work to ridicule my interior design and occaisionally to do my hair! reviewed May 6, 2006
Pines and Needles by Yogurt_King Comedy
Oh yeah, this is the stuff of holiday nightmares . . . reviewed May 3, 2006
Lesbians Gays by riott007 Comedy
You're my hero, for tellin' it like it is! Mmm, tacos . . . reviewed May 3, 2006
Once I Loved A Boy by riott007 Romance
I only really was sold to watching this one because of Dasman's review. I also like how you criticize them in your next film. ~ Wicked flick. reviewed May 3, 2006
The Death Of Movie Reviewers by riott007 Comedy
I winced everytime you said 'baIls', because you immediately followed it up with doing something positively ghastly to them! Have we dated or something? Anyhow, great film, shocking dialogue and of co... reviewed May 3, 2006
The Chub Grub by reafreak29 Comedy
Well, i guess we'll all be checking out your thread more often ~ if not for your insane rants at least to occaisionally check in on your weight progress! The dialogue was harrowing and beligerent, wit... reviewed May 2, 2006
My Reason by ZCK_legend Romance
'Good to hear you're getting some action! reviewed May 2, 2006
Maids and Millionaires by gpenn76 Action
To be honest, i was in it for the goth maid . . . mmm, these fight scenes coulda been edited down, but it was good to see the working class rebel against their oppressors. Martha was looking a little ... reviewed May 2, 2006
The Gnetlemens Club by KenVal Comedy
Outta the west came The Blue Oyster!? Some great one~liners, (it's never just one line . . . ), and sight gags galore in this little romp on the other side of the tracks, starring what appears to be v... reviewed May 2, 2006
running man by scarlett1 Action
while i can't honestly say i could fully comprehend what was going on, it was given a wide berth for personal interpretation, which i liked. I'm not too sure if you understand the fine nuances of hidi... reviewed May 2, 2006
Confession from an Alcoholic by akinis Romance
Really well done but the confused morality was a severely perplexing and the music a tad saccharine. I mean he thinks he has it bad now, but what if he didn't drive over his girlfriend? She'd be naggi... reviewed May 2, 2006
Sex Bomb by exdonova Romance
Like a porn demo with a viagra and speed [wash your mouth out!]tail! The crap cellphone commercial music kept it low. reviewed May 1, 2006
One Girls City by WillumG Comedy
'had high hopes for this little number, but it was absurdly short. reviewed May 1, 2006
Insert Creamy Goodness Name Here by screamingtongue Comedy
Absurdist maximist! reviewed May 1, 2006
naM tseroF ehT by Buccura Horror
Brilliant, of course. Top marks plus +bonus for no pointless dialogue cluttering the atmosFear! reviewed April 30, 2006
Mind Control by JetCityWoman Horror
I see sleeping hotties . . . reviewed April 27, 2006
Jew by SothisAmon Sci-Fi
A really excellent film about the hardships a man must endure, in our modern age, to make a buck! reviewed April 26, 2006
dream by FoDooG Sci-Fi
This dental hygenist is having one hell of a day! What starts out like THX1138 quickly transforms into a hunt for humanity! Ingenious set design and divinely moody voice acting really made this thing ... reviewed April 26, 2006
Mr Jekyll and Lady Hyde (teen version) by EdWoud Horror
All for naught ~ Poor transexual! My favourite director returns from the great beyond, to don his angora one last time . . . I had to subtract 1 for poor grammar, (attrocious, really), but +1 for the ... reviewed April 26, 2006
THE ENCHANTED LUMBERJACK MISHAP by kwistufa Comedy
Why did you bring me this way Gruselda? You know i hate nature! Look at those trees, stealing my oxygen . . . i can't stand this scenery another minute! All natural forests should be turned into housi... reviewed April 26, 2006
Razorblade by jjpatel Romance
The dialogue flowed so naturally, and the jokes spiked so effortlessly, and well, everyone loves a shemale, so what the heck! ~ Kudos! reviewed April 25, 2006
Final Night by biggstrek Horror
Hilarious! ~ The cars were more moralistic than the humans . . . well written and innovative scene usage. Of course the ending was absolutely apocolyptic! reviewed April 25, 2006
My Breasts by satansmunchkin Romance
Pretty weak, really. Everytime i thought it was gonna go someplace, it fell deftly behind . . . the lack of nudi[bad-word!] is a given, but also, the canned music, poor drama, shallow characters which... reviewed April 25, 2006
Tales of the Undead by Spaceman72 Horror
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Solid like a bullet to the brain! Praise the lord and pass the amunition . . .
reviewed April 24, 2006
HERE COMES THE EASTER FUNNY by kwistufa Comedy
I almost forgot how many movies you make . . . Well, what could be said apart from; the star of this show is the prop of question! Just kidding, it was good all around, but with the added cartoon~real... reviewed April 24, 2006
Stop That You Idiots! by blizzard_2 Comedy
It was good, but the moral was all wrong. As for the nudepatch, look up the 'suds' costume, and alter it. reviewed April 24, 2006
The Hanging Tree by ILikePortillos Action
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A tight re-telling of the classics while fully utilizing the archival footage technique!
reviewed April 23, 2006
Unholy Racket by ILikePortillos Horror
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Terror of the highest order . . . Excellent atmosfear + voicework = Genius
reviewed April 23, 2006
The Real hero by 6-headedmonster Comedy
Well, i can't really top chuck's review, needless to say it's good to see someone using the Queen's english and not that [shhhh!]ized, low-brow, americana, gutter speak. This film is not unlike having... reviewed April 22, 2006
Cup Of Coffee by elizabethsusan Romance
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A film that encapsulates the true java ambrosia experience. Already superior editing is given the added dynamic of the overlying filter. Mezzanine captures our breath as the story's principal characte...
reviewed April 22, 2006
CRAPPY DAYS by kwistufa Comedy
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A totally off-the-wall tribute to the classic, kitsh television show! The acting reaches levels of extraordinary; from the honey-suckle drawl of the southern waitress to Ralph's none-too-subtle propos...
reviewed April 21, 2006
400 Dollars Remix by rtistangel Comedy
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Red sure looked sly in ~ and out ~ of her form fitting outfits! Dynomite hot dialogue and deception. A studio to contend with!
reviewed April 20, 2006
A Small Taste of Mezzanines Interlude by elizabethsusan Romance
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The devil is in the details ~ The story becomes fleshed out, the viewer begins to notice nuances behind characters and events, that were previously undisclosed. Plus, Revved up Titles, Superior Acting...
reviewed April 20, 2006
To the future by scarlett1 Action
No offense, but why anyone would want to pay tribute to the original is beyond me . . . apart from that, well done! reviewed April 19, 2006
Free Advise by Sourmilk Comedy
A masterfully crafted drama about life on the cruel streets. Paced well, except a little verbose at points. I urge you to see it if you can. reviewed April 18, 2006
Different by sailorknightwing Romance
A supple drama. reviewed April 18, 2006
Ninette1sWhere They Are Now by ninette1 Comedy
While it had all the ingredients of the American dream, (sex, drugs and the other one), all taking place within possibly the most repugnant of all decades, i did however feel obliged to say; as an epi... reviewed April 17, 2006
Last heart beats 2nd ed by chocolatemouse Horror
your best work. reviewed April 16, 2006
A Girl And Her Dog by robexcelsior Comedy
Hahaha! That dog was a real jerk! reviewed April 16, 2006
Weird People And Wacky Behavior by Timo666 Comedy
The comedy was on par in this surprisingly structured trinity, which showcases some pretty, dang interesting mutants. reviewed April 16, 2006
Do Not Smoke! by HitmanGames Romance
It was good, except for the moral. reviewed April 15, 2006
Horror House by Ryanandy Horror
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genuinely disturbed.
reviewed April 15, 2006
In Vain by Pulp Celluloid Comedy
Why don't you love movies with Jesus in them mmm... well just because other movies have not a Jesus in them must mean you can make fun of Jesus the father of God. I love this movie and you should be a... reviewed April 12, 2006
Richard Cory by Pulp Celluloid Action
As effective now as it was when that drunk Robinson wrote it in his day! reviewed April 12, 2006
The Call of Terror by Pulp Celluloid Horror
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I'm gonna rate you open! 'Gonna rate you open!!!
reviewed April 12, 2006
Illegal Canadians by cronicclapper Comedy
As a mutant beaver-loving canuck, i gotta say i was highly offended by the stereotypes from both sides of the border, (which by the way, looked like it coulda' been easily stepped over!) Good show! reviewed April 12, 2006
The Shrine by Howitzer Horror
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Slowly but surely it will pull you under it's spell! Brilliant set decoration and second only to it's mounting tension!! ~ True terror like no other!!!
reviewed April 11, 2006
Car Crush Car by ewatt23 Action
Their were some definite continuity issues, but it was a fun, fast-paced action, and the music fit like a glove! reviewed April 11, 2006
STALKER by kwistufa Horror
Watch it while you can kids, because this one has an expiry date starting with the first chump to hit the flag! Slim Jones is one highly disturbing individual . . . and as for Steph, well she's had be... reviewed April 11, 2006
Girls Named Jane by postmodernchuck Romance
I wept. reviewed April 11, 2006
Bats Right by john_sumner Horror
Aah, progress! Innovation to some, destroyer of nostalgia to others . . . an ironic twist of ennui suffered from the modern and the moldy passions of the luddite! Which side YOU on!? reviewed April 11, 2006
Terminator 90210 by john_sumner Comedy
Whatevah, fools! This was genius! A tale of metallic archetypes turned upside down! Brilliant dialogue and sequential circuits straight out of the 80's ~ the 2180's! ~ Kudos! reviewed April 11, 2006
The Art of Self Loathing by goodvilleproductions Romance
A proposterously good movie; and a shoe-in for an honest competition. ~ Courageous! reviewed April 10, 2006
The Car Whisperer by supercozz Comedy
Aaah the lost dialect of the automobile ~ but what with the influx of the foreign market, it really surprised me the cars weren't all speaking Japanese and German! reviewed April 10, 2006
[wash your mouth out!]bags In Space by clyde Sci-Fi
Hahahaha ~ those feminine hygene products ~ really smack my crack! reviewed April 10, 2006
The Kat by clyde Comedy
What the heck was Jack's problem; he gets a fine piece o' tail with an extremely limited vocabulary and spends his time running away!? Here kitty-kitty, 'got some milk for ya! Hilarious dialogue, as usual . . . reviewed April 10, 2006
Cold by myshinator Romance
Cute li'l romantic meeting but i had to detract one because of the heart~wrenching similarities between this and my third divorce! Still though; love eh? reviewed April 9, 2006
The Diva Becomes an Urban Legend by myshinator Horror
HA HA HA HA ! ! ! Girl eat own kidney ~ sexy ! reviewed April 9, 2006
Sex and You DONT DO IT! by EthanRunt Comedy
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Who else could take an educational film about the dangers of intercourse and twist it into anti~communist propaghanda!?
reviewed April 9, 2006
Death of a non-gender specific sales person by EthanRunt Comedy
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Probably one of the most innacurately titled films on the whole of TMO, this anarchistic take on government corruption is filled with action and profanity, delivered with some break-neck dialogue! A s...
reviewed April 9, 2006
One bad minute by Spaceman72 Action
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High adreneline slo-mo action at it's most beligerent! Great methods to bypass the games usually bloodless sterility . . . and hey, what could be said about the acting that hasn't been said already!? ...
reviewed April 9, 2006
Mock Johnson by qwark Comedy
Seems Mock is on the cusp of having the worst day of his life . . . and the last! Some of the audio was a tad up n' down, but definitely high-marks for unpredictability! reviewed April 9, 2006
I Hate Rain by qwark Horror
This hatefilled little sonnet was bizarre and unpredictable to say the least! Excellent use of montage analogies really kept it moving in truly odd directions. reviewed April 9, 2006
Lukewarm by JammaJim5 Action
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Sharp writing and a dull knife keep this little love-triangle, (or is it square?), filled with unpredictable turns of deception at every corner! Hilarious, perverse and immoral ~ a great combination . . .
reviewed April 9, 2006
Charlotte The Tramp by unktob Romance
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Cunninglus once again rules the old west!
reviewed April 9, 2006
Jip Me and Skip Her by PimpsMcgee Comedy
This is a threat to the viewer's sanity, and nothing less! reviewed April 9, 2006
Jip Me and Skip Me by PimpsMcgee Action
This way madness doth truly lie! reviewed April 9, 2006
Pimps Playerz and Joes by PimpsMcgee Action
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Cats fights and co-ed jail cells, all the makins' of a hot time in the old town!
reviewed April 9, 2006
A Stranger In Town by Frooplet Action
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Solid story devices, pacing and mystery enshroud this professional-level, western masterpiece . . . so much so, that it's rather lengthy timing doesn't come across as burdensome but rather mandatory!
reviewed April 9, 2006
Dead Serious Teaser by bedlem Comedy
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Zombies AND phonesex! Wowey Zowey!! An excellent, and professional looking, commercial that even manages to lay tribute to a few other flicks in the process!!!
reviewed April 8, 2006
Resurrection of Chief Bluehawk (TRAILER) by snickers4 Horror
Great atmosphere, (i especially enjoyed the forest horror scenes!), and freaky anti-hero. Looks promising, but as a trailor at over 3minutes, how long is the final gonna be!? reviewed April 8, 2006
Dream Ride by sherwinliu Romance
A movie that draws comparisons between fantasy and reality, starring a hooker; pretty much the perfect film! In regards to your concerns about the ending, they seem inconsequential as it really worked... reviewed April 8, 2006
Torn Pages by pearsonhouse Romance
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Well, it's safe to say, with the current influx of poetic entries, few will broach the literary quotient as dilligently as this homage to stanzas of true emotion. ~ Another strong novellete from the n...
reviewed April 8, 2006
What Went Wrong by markrichardbehenna Romance
Hahaha! Hilarity ensues . . . reviewed April 8, 2006
Boobs the Movie by Blackgila Action
It's so been done . . . not exactly boring, though. reviewed April 8, 2006
How I stopped fussin and did it doggy style by h_finocchiaro Comedy
'Gotta love the doggies, even when the doggies love you! reviewed April 7, 2006
They Also Serve by MLCC Action
A dark & gritty displaced war film with about 3 minutes of bullets flying and 23 seconds without! 'Gotta like those odds! reviewed April 7, 2006
SEX by sammietrey Romance
I jerked off anyways! reviewed April 7, 2006
Super Zeroes trailer by troublemaker911 Comedy
Ha.ha.ha. Wot.a.zero! reviewed April 7, 2006
HOLY BLOOD by alfric Comedy
Two caskets; no waiting! The perfect amalgamation of acting, editing and cinematography combine to create this, just about the most chilling vampire film awaiting the unsespecting viewer . . . a defin... reviewed April 7, 2006
For Real Suicide Demo by Manny_1 Comedy
Good tip! reviewed April 7, 2006
Robots And The People That Hate Them by sammietrey Comedy
Not so much a comedy as a prohetic view into an inevitable mecha-bigoted future which may at first look bleak, but have no fear, we will be their eventual slaves . . . who knows, maybe that day is clo... reviewed April 7, 2006
Zemmy and the Hooker by MelonTheCreeker Comedy
Certainly enough chest close-ups to warrant a 5! reviewed April 6, 2006
Pax Romana - Teaser by TheMGMKid1 Romance
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The master of cinema classics tickles our tastebuds with this montage of euro~mance to be! One question; Is Norma any relation to Cornelius?
reviewed April 6, 2006
Farmer Jenkins! by kevinduh Comedy
The farmer's comment just about sold me but caninicide!?! Over the mother-floppin' top! reviewed April 6, 2006
Aliens in the burbs by stacypris Sci-Fi
3 mildly retarded aliens' quest for earth's true mecha ~ MacDonalds ~ is thrown through a loop by suburbia's hidden protectors! Charming, funny and absurd; all the ingredients for a big mac of action-... reviewed April 6, 2006
Suizid - Ein Spa?? fr die ganze Familie by MSFighter Comedy
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Riveting, informative and hilarious! One of the most original films to be seen on the entirety of the TMO! Great on-running jokes, voice acting, and inevitable demise!
reviewed April 6, 2006
Revenge of Halloween 2 by adam262 Horror
Gritty, story driven and well acted ~ has all the makings of a great slasher flick, circa 1970! reviewed April 6, 2006
Jekyll and Hyde by micha83 Horror
Not since 'Jeckyl & Hyde Together Again' has there been such a genius adaptation of the classic story of the nature of duality and the animalism the resides in us all! A perfect blend of sound and fx ... reviewed April 6, 2006
Honesty Is A Virtue by 02PARSIM Horror
Good human introspection and psychoanaylitical technique to investigate the nature of lies and their effects. The pacing was good as was the flashback episodes detailing the actual murders. The only t... reviewed April 6, 2006
FEAR by patty82 Horror
While it was laden with some truly scary visions, and subliminals, i have to say i didn't honestly enjoy this as much as torture brothers, just because of it's lack of graphic nature. However, it's st... reviewed April 6, 2006
THE EVil ZONE by kwistufa Horror
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More of a montage of horror than anything, this fast-paced, fog-filled terrorvision kicks you right where it counts! I liked the romantic ending to boot! It's exactly how i met my first wife!
reviewed April 6, 2006
Single In The City by biggstrek Comedy
Yup ~ those ladies can't resist a man in uniform! Some truly great/disasterous 1 liners! reviewed April 6, 2006
Dark Deeds by bedlem Horror
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Spot on voice acting and excellent editing help narrate this tale that teaches us that the use of a shotgun isn't always the surefire method to get a jealous hubby outta' the picture!
reviewed April 5, 2006
2060 by westost Sci-Fi
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The two most idiotic forces in nature, blind faith vs. limited human arrogance, clash in this wonderfully post-apocolyptic future backed-up by some truly wonderful analogue squelches and ending that i...
reviewed April 5, 2006
The Christian and the Muslim by Sheelba Action
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Another heavy heavy about the futility of religion laced with facts about the origins of the big 3, (even though there's a few that are bigger!), and the slant people always seem to pull for their own...
reviewed April 4, 2006
NIGHT of the KILLER by sarah2496 Horror
Aaah 2496, great year to be alive! Unless you're dead that is . . . lying in the bottom of a shower, like oh so many slasher flicks these daze. A little too typical for my blood. reviewed April 4, 2006
The Adventures Of Justice Grease by reafreak29 Comedy
While the whole super-hero motif really makes my skin itch . . . these 'heroes' were somehow exempt. It could have been that their 'powers' were somehow lacking or the fact that their abilities were f... reviewed April 4, 2006
The Late Rufus Jensen by heliopolister Romance
So the way out is the way in? For the record, immortality can only last as long as there is human consciousness to acknowledge it. Therefore, if you want to leave a mark of immortality, forget the art... reviewed April 2, 2006
murder in the cellar by heliopolister Sci-Fi
This is what happened 5 minutes before the Fox televised Alien Autopsy! ~ Only more realistic. reviewed April 2, 2006
My Wife The Ape by heliopolister Comedy
Elkhorn Gulch!? That's where i met my first wife, Bobo! But like in this romantic tale of interspecies relations; Hell hath no fury . . . reviewed April 2, 2006
Girls Named Jane - trailer by postmodernchuck Romance
Real class ~ and trust me, i know class! (he says as he snurffs up the spilled cocaine from the carpet!) We wait with baited breath and all the pictures of every Jane we've ever known, posted up on th... reviewed April 2, 2006
Delbin by fuzzduck Comedy
The mentally challenged is in a highly irritable state now that his parents chose a little hany-panky over taking him to the monster truck rally, and he expresses his concerns in the one way he knows ... reviewed April 2, 2006
NO No id rather you didnt do that by fuzzduck Sci-Fi
What starts as general nonsensica quickly makes way for one of the more solid, devo-singing lycanthrope comedy's that could crack the facade of even the most repressed mo-fo's! Also, i have a penchant... reviewed April 2, 2006
Ive got the money and some coke by fuzzduck Action
Strung out and loaded, mr poopy drawers rides off into the sunset with a cocaine nose job, a nervous twitch and a suspiciously well groomed rabbit! Up in smoke, that's where my money goes, in my lungs... reviewed April 1, 2006
True Tales of a Pulp Fiction Fan! by elizabethsusan Comedy
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Wotta' schmuck! It's a fine line of reality versus fiction, (pulp or otherwise!), as the calamities caused by inept boyfriends obsessed with the bloody obvious, smack headlong into the traps accentuat...
reviewed March 31, 2006
The little Hans and Gunther Show Ep2 by Spaceman72 Comedy
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Like a blind person's difficulty to recognize the dreaming from the waking, this nihilst humour would make Kraftwork twitch like a bunch of outdated robots on seratonin rheputake inhibitors!
reviewed March 31, 2006
The little Hans Gunther Show by Spaceman72 Comedy
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The distillery of the soul is sucked dry in this drab/hilarious smack in the face of stand-up depression!
reviewed March 31, 2006
CLOSECALL WITH MORTALITIS INFINITAS by kwistufa Comedy
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Smek! goes the australian fist right up the grand wazoo of the one guy most unlikely to rate this dastardly [shhhh!] creation . . . flawlessly executed and stringently tested, this satire of the most ...
reviewed March 31, 2006
Spaceboy On A Mission by unktob Sci-Fi
The ladies love a green guy 'till their supposed boyfriends enter the scene, then it's all coy games and 'touch me nots' . . . but they know, they'll never get it so good again. But this is the price ... reviewed March 31, 2006
Good Guys Finish On Top by unktob Action
Everyone loves a hero, especially girls dosed with a high enough volume of GHB. Unktob is definitely an up and cummer in the ways of actioneering the seductive ways of loose women on the verge of subm... reviewed March 31, 2006
How Green Aliens are Made by unktob Sci-Fi
The primary colour wheel takes a hit as fribilating mating rituals take place sans any sign of a gestation period, cuts to the quick! Defitinitely proves that any female, regardless of planetary limit... reviewed March 31, 2006
Dystopia Prologue by kaosbouncer Sci-Fi
T-t-t-teaser! Dystopia is the ideal social situation for nihilsits and social pariahs alike, and this little socio-politico saga to be exemplifies why anarchy is good for just about no one and big bus... reviewed March 31, 2006
Ripped III The Tearing by Itscalledcollegedotcom Horror
Review missing reviewed March 31, 2006
Alien Swingers in Space by unktob Sci-Fi
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Like the corkscrew universe on a cusp of a supernova this film goes down like a humjob filled with bubbly! Hilarious dialogue and some, well, other interesting assets frilled with lace, this flick is ...
reviewed March 31, 2006
A Tribute to Oregon Trail by RedBaronStudios Comedy
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Now i have no idea what this game is, but the whole computer limited ai was expressed brilliantly and as was the sarcastic expressions used through out! everyone has a certain game that holds an eleme...
reviewed March 29, 2006
SEE by dumbmoronicproductions Comedy
Horror satire at it's finest! Riddled with great voices, (~ and the acting isn't half bad!), a silly puzzle or two and only one way out! The obvious one, of course! reviewed March 29, 2006
How to Make A Comedy Movie by NJRBlackblood Comedy
Sporadic comedic snippets starring various cartoon characters that almost comes across as a tribute to Warner bros. of some kind. However, i couldn't shake the feeling that really they were just a ser... reviewed March 29, 2006
Obsession by akinis Horror
Hahaha! ~ Using one man just isn't enough for today's modern woman, she's gotta' drag down as many as possible! Short and well executed, none of the frilly crap that clutters way too many of the films... reviewed March 29, 2006
Deleted Scenes of The Ugly Chicken by mandix Comedy
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Not since the end of The Cannonball Run have a film's outtakes been so hilarious. I especially enjoyed the stupid purple chicken going headlong into that tree! ~ hahaha!!!
reviewed March 29, 2006
The Ugly Chicken by mandix Sci-Fi
By the end of this flick, i could really identify with this ostricized little 'purpel' chicken! However, i did feel the editing could have been tighter, and the story was plagued with poor spelling. reviewed March 29, 2006
Monday Nights 02 Maleficus by kos78 Comedy
More fun than a 20-sided picnic with bugbears! A great duality goin' on here, that kinda' reminded me of the Tom Hanks film where he takes role-playing too far and decides to live in a cave ~ only, funny! reviewed March 28, 2006
Ignoring the dead by BamRyan Comedy
I hoestly didn't think jar-jar had another side! Totally flippant and funny. Too many people take their zombies sooo seriously so it's good to see someone laughing at the dead! reviewed March 28, 2006
The Crocodile Humper - Dog Episode by duxy Comedy
A totally off the wall send up of everyone's favourite Aussie, (sorry Kwist), as he speculates about the extasies of canine love! The acting was disturbingly spot on, as it leaves the viewer panting f... reviewed March 28, 2006
Time Shifter by niftymatt Action
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Gee Matt, that was nifty. Great acting, editing and let us not forget the the non-linear time juxtapositions which would keep even the most hardened criminal on the edge of their teeth!
reviewed March 28, 2006
Bruce Li - The Game Of Death by Riggaz Action
Haki~taki Bruce Lee action!!! Mildly discombobulating but definitely action packed! reviewed March 28, 2006
A Hunter In The Woods by screamingtongue Horror
Some okay voice acting and editing, i just wasn't too into the monster's cowardice, familial nature. reviewed March 28, 2006
Moon-a-rise by gians70 Horror
Lycanthropy is no laughing matter . . . but seriously, it is always good to see the bad guys get their come uppance but the plot was a tad too predictable and it suffered from some sloppy editing. reviewed March 28, 2006
Locked In A Box by richke Horror
Good psychoillogical thriller that promises all contestants exactly what it promises . . . a box! My only issue really was the predictability of it all. I mean 'Locked in a Box', what else could it have been? reviewed March 28, 2006
Skin Deep by ubernewbie Romance
A very revealing autobiographical piece that some how slips into the absurd, without losing it's pace. Funny, charming and telling, making for a good & unpredictable story. reviewed March 28, 2006
Letters Of Love by ubernewbie Romance
Whoa, you're on lucky guy to have a sister that's so stacked! Nice sets, (see previous note), and some good war action ~ even though the war in question was nothing but questionable. Dialogue woulda' ... reviewed March 28, 2006
Anorexic Annie by herr_lipp Comedy
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What we have here, ladies and germs, is one helluva bile encrusted gem of the most deviant nature! I mean, seriously, vomit porn!? How'djew know my weakness? From the chunk splattering soundfx to the ...
reviewed March 28, 2006
WHY NAZIS DONT MESS WITH BUSH! by pcdawg Action
Funny, but i'm not sure bush would be exactly be shooting the nazis. reviewed March 27, 2006
Turtles Dont Have Pretty Faces by isakkasi Action
Surprises galore in this tale of urban woes. The 666 in the ID# may be a little more telling, considering this films main implication is that heaven is full of black, transexual prostitutes! reviewed March 27, 2006
Flanagans Fog Touchdown! by Buccura Action
A great music video; one of the best i've seen thus far! The music totally gave the heist a tension and sponteneity, not evidenced in too many of these crime-thrillers,(~comedy?)! Kudos! reviewed March 27, 2006
Dead Center by RomanII Sci-Fi
A suspenseful xenophobic retelling of the queen of all alien movies! In space, no one can hear you scream . . . reviewed March 27, 2006
Qazis Yeh Pal (these Moments) by apip Romance
It brings me back to my own brahmic heritage! The only thing i found detracted from the film was that you felt the need to apologize for the scene usage, in the first, and the second is that you did i... reviewed March 27, 2006
8-SCN Natives Bun and Bon by sourtarget Comedy
Although i enjoyed the imprisonment what really stood out was the ending! reviewed March 27, 2006
Masticated By The Spasticated by SothisAmon Horror
The hills don't just have eyes . . . they also have mongoloid throwbacks with a hunger on for young, nubile women and their delicious unborn children! But now that i ponder it, isn't that really what ... reviewed March 27, 2006
To Live and Die in Dixie by sixflagsbus Action
Aaah the civil war ~ truly some senseless violence there! A historically telling episode in the US's bloodsoaked past. Not much changes! reviewed March 27, 2006
shortest film ever by joseph182 Comedy
Awesome! I couldn't help but watch it again and again! reviewed March 27, 2006
Painkiller Trailer by DorianRust Horror
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Great modding, voices and music punctuate the action in this no holds barred tribute to the now legendary shooter!
reviewed March 27, 2006
STUPORMAN by kwistufa Comedy
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Follow a narcissistic, overweight stupourman and a top-heavy catwoman, suffering from a feline speech-impediment, as they foil themselves as often as the criminal! Great mod use, costumes and, as we'v...
reviewed March 26, 2006
Mezzanine Meets the Press! by elizabethsusan Comedy
Another victim of the scrutinizing eye of the nation, everyone's most deeply sought after agent/concubine, the vivacious Mezzanine, is captured in a media frenzy that would make even the most belliger... reviewed March 26, 2006
Mezzanines Moves by elizabethsusan Action
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Electri~city has made angels of us all!
reviewed March 26, 2006
Golden Gaytime by duxy Comedy
I just can't believe that during the escape scene, the G-man didn't just shoot him! reviewed March 26, 2006
Pleasure Portfolio by Bezzer36 Comedy
Fast, kinetic, sexy and filled with kitsch! The music ads a great pace and emphasizes it's light-hearted nature . . . and of course, who doesn't like to blow up albino gorillas?! reviewed March 25, 2006
Black Widow by Dulci Horror
You don't really need this vote, but what the sweet~sticky hell! It's, you know, good. sexy. violent. However, like her namesake, i woulda' liked to see her actually bite off her victims heads. ~ or something. reviewed March 25, 2006
Togira Ikonoka by troublemaker911 Action
Nihilist drama at it's finest. Especially when the audience learns the meaning of the title! One of the most honest uses of the wheelchair prop, to date. reviewed March 25, 2006
Loraine by rioghan Horror
Internet romancin' ~ I've lost more girlfriends that way! (And usurped a few others!) reviewed March 25, 2006
dog days by alfric Comedy
That one's so old Fred Flintsone was telling it! reviewed March 25, 2006
Anti Porn Demo Demo by goodvilleproductions Comedy
More hilarity than rodentia infanticide! reviewed March 25, 2006
The Rude Man by reafreak29 Comedy
It was funny AND vulgar ~ the dialogue really had a flow. I think this 'rob' dude is pretty pretentious and about 3 rods short of a bukkake! reviewed March 24, 2006
The Convent by satansmunchkin Horror
The reason i'm rating it so high isn't the new props or set demo'd in it, but rather the fact that it's a horror that takes place in a girls school! But when it comes right down to it, my last comedy ... reviewed March 24, 2006
Dark sights by butchered_studios Horror
Although i felt it was a little too overly narrated, really a decent story with some truly spooky scenes . . . those two ladies in the hall, flipped my lid! For another take on the effects of LSD, che... reviewed March 24, 2006
I Dream of Baseball by DeBeef Comedy
More fun than Lou Gerhig's disease! reviewed March 24, 2006
PORN DEMO by michanist Romance
You forgot to mention it's 'soft' core porn. I almost expected Shannon Tweed to walk onto the screen! reviewed March 23, 2006
HOT by lumabean Action
Great soundtrack helps tell the story of this high adreneline action! Hot! Hot! Hot! reviewed March 23, 2006
Dude She Likes ME by Darkest_Maiden Comedy
Some genuine sparkles of comedy strewn throughout. I was a little confused, because the Egypt line almost always works for me but to each their own! reviewed March 23, 2006
Scarred man !!!!!!!!! Episode 1 by Dave2k6 Horror
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Canine terror at it's finest! Good editing and linear plot helps tell this story of a psycho with a penchant for the sweet flesh . . .
reviewed March 23, 2006
NEW BORN by jrv_star Romance
It's just not possible to see the best way out is through a hail of gunfire! Although it road the sentimental path for a little too long . . . the ending was worthy! reviewed March 23, 2006
Mezzanines Groove by elizabethsusan Romance
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The pinnacle, and most revealing, of the series thus far . . . Stellar Perceptions has once again pushed the envelope of storytelling and human insight . . . poetic romance noir at it's finest!
reviewed March 22, 2006
Ghostly Love by VYPUR Romance
Frankenpuss!? I actually hear this is a mounting problem amongst male employees age 16 - 97. reviewed March 22, 2006
Mister Fist by VYPUR Action
Well, you're not gonna' sell too many tickets with this title, but really incedibly funny! Frank was great!! ~ Gut-busting, even!!! reviewed March 22, 2006
Numa Numa Dance by lightning645 Comedy
The lo-fi sound and eurotrash dancing to it, made for a surprisingly enjoyable little flick. Good work on the singing! reviewed March 22, 2006
Survival Game by Dylen Horror
Okay, you got me! Excellent suspense, and of course, everyone loves when deception rears it's ugly head . . . its' golden venom acting as occam's razor by finalizing the obvious answer. The only answer. reviewed March 22, 2006
Hawt Stuff by squidjockey Romance
Somebody get this guy a nude-mod! Certainly the silent film treatment was a bonus, because who really cares what they had to say? It would no doubt just get in the way of all their kissing and mewling... reviewed March 22, 2006
Josephina Goes to the Prom(part 1) by squidjockey Comedy
While 5 worthy for the inner familial relationship gone awry, i was a little confused as too who wanted to take who to the prom! No matter, because this where man/woman/chicken/child really feels good! reviewed March 22, 2006
Scramble TEASER by postmodernchuck Sci-Fi
well, no one could say the length wasn't right on the money! reviewed March 22, 2006
Pharlaxx by darkgarden Horror
What i really liked in this film was the way you portrayed the menagerie of demons . . . also the different elemental enviornments. Warning! Contains a disclaimer! reviewed March 21, 2006
Vietnam In The eyes of Lt Conroy by Deeman Action
I liked the mumbling, i just felt it was historically inaccurate. reviewed March 21, 2006
Chicken moviefest part 1 by Bezzer36 Comedy
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Yeah, i'll 5~star it, what the hell; those cluckers looked delicious! It was actually very witty, esp. TGTB&TU!
reviewed March 21, 2006
Dark Resident Raider EP1! by Darkest_Maiden Comedy
A good contender for videogame bad trip of the year . . . Or was it just me? reviewed March 21, 2006
ODE TO TMO REVIEWERS by kwistufa Romance
You looked disturbingly comfortable writhing around like a stripper . . . as if you had done it many, many, many times before. reviewed March 21, 2006
Kids of KMHS by ZCK_legend Comedy
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It reminded me of a whole sh!tload of people from my own tainted youth. I felt you really captured the highschool atomsphere accurately, what with it's various personality clashes and social hierchies...
reviewed March 21, 2006
Pussy Hotel by gor0002 Comedy
5 stars for the name alone, but it was honestly earned in the very last scene! reviewed March 21, 2006
Maintenance by sgtshock Horror
CHUD-like Sewage terror, finally, not from my backed up plumbing! Good VO's and pacing add to this already impressive eco-horror. reviewed March 21, 2006
GeKo by Itscalledcollegedotcom Comedy
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Stupid, offensive; what's the diff? ~ they're both funny as sh!t!
reviewed March 20, 2006
Maintenance Guy is 1 by Itscalledcollegedotcom Comedy
The speed of evolution in technology is directly proportional to the speed in which we could screw our toaster. Hot stuff! reviewed March 20, 2006
Peppermint by Itscalledcollegedotcom Comedy
She shoulda' went for 'peach' both in her choice of schnapps & her self description! The Vo's were insane! She sounded like a 76 year old man! ~ musta' been abdominal build up . . . reviewed March 20, 2006
I will take care of your familyall night long by Itscalledcollegedotcom Romance
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So f-ing sad i was afraid i was gonna bust out cying! Actually, i was crying, but they were tears of ghasping for oxygen because i was laughing so hard!
reviewed March 20, 2006
WARPLANET 4 by Westfale Sci-Fi
I never did see this thing before, but i wasn't as impressed . . . too much story, and the flesh was definitely lacking. Also, what era were the wiggers coming from, because even in modern society the... reviewed March 20, 2006
POWER The Way to Drakenburg by Arawna11 Action
Ha! 'My arse begs for mercy!' ~ Rich, indeed! Another instalment in what appears to be the most intense, bilingual fantasy series on this site . . . reviewed March 20, 2006
POWER Origin by Arawna11 Action
Astounding narration really is the star . . . however i am really impressed with innovative approach to viewer participation! Unfortunately, by the time i'm reviewing this one, the next one is out, an... reviewed March 20, 2006
Superhero Junkies by dubblehellox Action
A funny film with plenty of original voice work and special fx . . . i just couldn't help feeling that the villians were no real threat at all! They all wanted their mommies! reviewed March 20, 2006
Women on the Beach by Westfale Romance
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I am a fan of big breasts and hot half naked women and thankfully this movie is just that! There's not much besides two women fighting, some kind of storyline would have cluttered the kind of thing we...
reviewed March 20, 2006
Bill O Reillys EGO 1 by ES42X Comedy
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It's all so clear now . . . the monotone rendition of Bill's Ego's Voice was hypnotic and scary to say the least!
reviewed March 20, 2006
Are you thirsty by Rumbeard Comedy
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It musta' been a TAB. ~ Yech!
reviewed March 19, 2006
A land beyond the sun by Sheelba Sci-Fi
Plato is one of those who need to 'lie themselves out of reality'. ~ nietzche reviewed March 19, 2006
Angels by kevinduh Horror
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You'd have to be a fool to think that angels don't murder.
reviewed March 19, 2006
Offering To God by Sandwichboy Comedy
This is certainly my viewpoint; all sinners must die! Also, all non-sinners must die! Why won't they die already?! reviewed March 19, 2006
A Touch Of Fear The Haunted House by mystic_sleet Horror
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Great hiphop beats, and decadent acting help narrate this tale of overwhelming fear . . .
reviewed March 19, 2006
Tales of a Fiction Fanatic Teaser by elizabethsusan Comedy
You know the score! reviewed March 19, 2006
Fluffy Roadkill by robbiep Comedy
Aaah, the dames can't resist a badboy! reviewed March 19, 2006
Revenge Through A Blade Part 1 by robbiep Action
A masterfully woven tale of evil knights, wild forest dwellers and wizards. The fantasy medium is fully exploited for those little nuances that make for legends! reviewed March 19, 2006
H-U-M-A-N by pearsonhouse Comedy
Finally, some really cerebral science fiction. ~Oops! It's a comedy! Regardless, it's spot on genius . . . you could tell by their spastic reasoning, everyone who gave you less than 5 stars were all j... reviewed March 19, 2006
Who stole my props!!! by pearsonhouse Comedy
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As always, clean & concise storytelling with an upbeat, and mature sense of humour, by the studio that brought us Donna Kebob! Almost a tech demo of how bad studio competitiveness can really get.
reviewed March 19, 2006
De slagerszoon by remcod86 Horror
No F-ing clue as to what was going on, but as soon as that yellow bird, (or the clan of them as the case may be), showed up, the movie took this insane spiral down the path of dementia! reviewed March 19, 2006
Cleopatra Schwartz by MasterKaga Comedy
"Pink inside" ~Too much! Great writing and humour really launched this one into a higher comedy bracket than most!! The hybridized stereotypes were hilarious!!! reviewed March 19, 2006
Roadkill caught on camera by legend51 Comedy
Although the redneck narration really cracked me up, the whole fade when the animal gets hit was a bit of a downer. . . i wanted to see pulpy animal innards getting spattered on the windshield! reviewed March 19, 2006
Apeworld abduction by alfric Sci-Fi
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HA-HA-HA! It's always great to see an albino ape get ostricized by the community! Also, the aryan subtext was wonderfully alarming!
reviewed March 19, 2006
Cousins Love by egg_is_here Comedy
I got together with a cousin once . . . best piece i ever had! ~ it did make my family uncomfortable at christmas time, when we'd smooch! reviewed March 19, 2006
Tipsy the Clown in TREASURES by Ranedthel Comedy
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Ossymandias rules! Okay, maybe he's not the one ruling but regardless; he's hilarious! Tipsy & Rehab definitely hold their own . . .
reviewed March 18, 2006
A Quick Drink by Mnkeeboy Horror
I really dug spweeq, but this baby really takes your arsenal of affects to a new level! Amazing zombie flick, with spot on VO's and great televised interruptions! reviewed March 18, 2006
Fairytale by Dracin Horror
Some clever editing tricks have been deployed to create an eerie picnic atmosfear . . . reviewed March 18, 2006
Conquest Earth by adam262 Sci-Fi
An adreneline pumping saga of xeno-invasion that made me yearn for the days of 'V'! reviewed March 18, 2006
Shards of Bone by yeagmaster Horror
A bone-marrow transplant of the highest order! reviewed March 18, 2006
Satans Playground-Teaser by ZCK_legend Horror
Had my head spinning as if it had been impaled on a spike! Hail satan! reviewed March 18, 2006
KOPS-Red light District by ninette1 Comedy
'Gotta love them hookers ~ and Atlanta's loosest guns know how to treat 'em with the respect they deserve! The VO's are too much, the abuse is fast and furious and that officer Judy . . . what a kitty! reviewed March 17, 2006
On The Job by ubernewbie Romance
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5 Rockin' stars 'cause i'm not repressed like 'AA'. Actually, the stars are for another reason ~ or two!
reviewed March 17, 2006
Day of the dead by JoeMysterio Horror
Zombies are so slow and stupid! Ha! I didn't like the self censorship. reviewed March 16, 2006
Coming Soon Tales of a Pulp Fiction Fan by elizabethsusan Comedy
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We wait with baited breath . . .
reviewed March 16, 2006
Mezzanines Big Secret by elizabethsusan Action
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Finally a voice to the legendary name ~ with the added ingredients of helium! Her heart may not be made of gold, but it would still make for excellent eats in an axtec ritual . . .
reviewed March 16, 2006
AMSTERDAM TRIP by kwistufa Comedy
I knew he wouldn't be able to handle it! F-ing tourists, eh? 'Hope it cleaned up his bowels! reviewed March 16, 2006
Riding The Line part 1 by movie_Freak122 Comedy
Just when i honestly believed was nothing more compelling than a cat fight, you proved me wrong! A little short. reviewed March 15, 2006
Von Cosel by masho Romance
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Question; Can an old man, in his twilight years, find romance in a youth? Really, i found it touching and revolting, simultaneously, creating a resonance not found in many films.
reviewed March 15, 2006
TEST The Truth of Pulp by elizabethsusan Action
Well, since you said 'please'. reviewed March 15, 2006
Leon Tribute by dracool Comedy
This must have been an outtake because i don't recall any of those scenes in the original. You were pretty honest to his method; a quick direct kill. Some pretty interesting choices in the wardrobe department! reviewed March 15, 2006
Amsterdamned on Holiday by dracool Comedy
I was all like WTF, but then in the final scene, it all fell into place. reviewed March 15, 2006
One-star Ninjas by AxeCinema Comedy
I certainly enjoyed this movie about as much as the one star you gave me last night, hypocrite! Well, it's all in the VC. reviewed March 15, 2006
2D Stick Men by topheadx Comedy
I think 'yellow' was a little pissed because of the pee! ~ Bizarre and unexpected! reviewed March 14, 2006
Whats in that Stuff by MaxDragon1 Comedy
Who cares what's in it; how do i get some? reviewed March 14, 2006
No Warning Cluck by SothisAmon Horror
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Finally, the unforgiving origins of everyone's favourite mother clucker! Personally, i found this one to be the best of the bunch, simply because i have not seen as brutal violence like this since the...
reviewed March 14, 2006
Penetration by Throwaxe Action
Not the type of penetration i usually go for, but this ultra sleek spy thriller has got all the makings of a classic! The atmosphere was thick, the action intense and the heroine . . . well, needless ... reviewed March 14, 2006
Weapons and Ammo by 9mlholland Action
Freedom is an AK, freedom is an AK ~ 47! A riveting, retelling of the Lord of War that uses sophiticated techniques and modding, (not to mention some great set decorating), to drive the bullet home! reviewed March 14, 2006
What about Namaste by elizabethsusan Sci-Fi
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This constantly evolving urban tale of murder, deception interstellar crime and the unanswerable questions which will plague your dreams, returns for another take in a synchopated miasma that will lea...
reviewed March 14, 2006
Bullets are Forever starring Marshall Parris by the_georgeZILLA Action
A hyper-kinetic action/sci-fi/thriller loaded with excellent acting, hilarious dialogue and true flavour of the film-noir! Watch it now! What're you waitin' for, Venusians to split your hairline with ... reviewed March 14, 2006
A Two-Wheeled Demon! by kevinduh Comedy
Mentally handicapped wheelchair action, (or in this case, inaction), gets an instant 5! But where's this lesbian thing arawna's talking about? The hug?! Sounds like someone has a hang-up! reviewed March 14, 2006
Lost In Music by Quotius Horror
A well told tale of narcotics consumption gone awry! Unforturtunately the moral didn't do much for me. Still, excellent storytelling devices kept it interesting. reviewed March 14, 2006
Warplanet 5 by Westfale Sci-Fi
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An assasin showers, monks are forced into sexual slavery and our favourite gang of bikini-clad space hooligans make their way to a badly needed vacation, in this the fifth and final(?) tale of rampant...
reviewed March 14, 2006
Charms of Self-confidence by James_Beckerson Romance
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A wonderful coming of age story that rings true on many levels. Some technical issues, but who's so caddy to bring them up? Overall, excellent storytelling devices and timing. Bardzo zgrabny film!
reviewed March 14, 2006
LInquisiteur (The Parish Priest) by christine_berrou Romance
Um, while no one was looking, you secretively made the best film, ever. It has an overwhelming dramatic effect that engulfs the viewer, making it impossible for their attention to stray, for fear of m... reviewed March 13, 2006
Desperates horoscope ! by christine_berrou Comedy
As a Taurus, and a drunk, i found this story to ring true. ~ Kudos! reviewed March 13, 2006
Story Time With The God Of Plague by God_Of_Plague Comedy
Better than a downhill wheelbarrel race with urangutangs! Okay, it's not THAT good, but what is? A pretty all over the place comedy, haphazardly knitted together with a loose retelling of the that mic... reviewed March 13, 2006
More about Mezzanine by elizabethsusan Action
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About Mezzanine . . . she's a hooker with a heart, right? Played like a music video more than anything, what with the waves of questions never really giving you a place to stand and focus for long eno...
reviewed March 13, 2006
Planet Lesbos -- World Without Men by StokeStudios Comedy
Okay, i hate to be the one to burst your bubble BUT your aliens weren't lesbians. Firstly, they didn't know what sex was, therefore, they didn't have sex with each other. Trust me on this one, i've se... reviewed March 13, 2006
DIDGEE RIDGE by kwistufa Action
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The three 6's in the movie # alone woulda' got ya' 5 stars! But seriously, TMO's favourite snake-tongued aussie continues to blow us away with biting dialogue and a lush enviornments straight from the...
reviewed March 13, 2006
Stand Up with Garoque by nightmare2146 Comedy
'Good laugh, & the demon had a nice vagina, but what was the joke? Oh yeah, extra credit for the transy! reviewed March 13, 2006
Hell Horse by bob2006 Horror
Um, yeah. An equine nightmare or a nightmare about equine, anyway you look at it, one funky n' fresh horror coated in horse sh!t ! reviewed March 13, 2006
The Donnor Party BYOB (Body!) by ninette1 Horror
Ahh, the inner workings of young Nina's mind; a place we'd all like to curl up in and sleep for a thousand years! But one step out of place and were hotdog filler! Well, the dumpster cook out, (which ... reviewed March 13, 2006
LoveAlot and the 3 Drunks (Goldilocks) by Df2 Comedy
It follows the original tale, surprisingly well! Except for the shoot out, of course! reviewed March 12, 2006
death match the opening chapter by 6-headedmonster Action
Wow, Toronto's alot more tough than i remember it! A ridiculously well put together drama about a sports syndicate and it's players . . . this game needs blood, however. reviewed March 11, 2006
Anti-Gravity Boots by elfin12u Sci-Fi
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Good chase scenes and innovative special effects help fill out this tale of futuristic technologies screwing up peoples' lives.
reviewed March 11, 2006
Rod Huge Live From The Bottom by 1rod2huge Comedy
'Don't know if that was you on the mic, or what but pretty excellent rhymes . . . reviewed March 11, 2006
Pimpin Aint Dead by 1rod2huge Comedy
I thought i was listening to the Ween song I.W.L.Y.P. for the whole episode! Insane . . . it did take a while to adjust to the VO filter, maybe speak a little slower. Really though, hilarious! reviewed March 11, 2006
Blackbird by silver_fox_studios Action
Technically superior and well crafted story about two men, one ring, one mind. I did feel it could have been condensed a bit with more ring scenes but really, an achievement. reviewed March 11, 2006
Flaming Saddles by zerosacred Comedy
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A funny western, (horror?), that would have Sam Peckinpah pukin' in his old 10 gallon! Grenades + Canines = Hilarity!
reviewed March 11, 2006
The Carioca by sherwinliu Romance
Good little philosophy lesson, that teaches that the way out is the way in . . . reviewed March 11, 2006
Little House on the Prairie by angelestes11 Romance
Before both Highway to Heaven & Little House, Micheal Landon was in college, where he wore his hair long, which in the day was seen as something only someone who was a little light in the loafers woul... reviewed March 10, 2006
BentBack Boys by cronicclapper Action
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Oooh! That sassy biotch! Great Vo's accentuate this homoerotic western of love and mischief as two raving ponces flip the old west on it's HEAD! Some may find it a tad offensive, but the lilt in the v...
reviewed March 10, 2006
Teaser Night Pass by StevenKreg Sci-Fi
Transcedental! We'll have to bookmark ya' . . . reviewed March 9, 2006
FEAR SHACK by kwistufa Horror
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Wotta' lead up! Xavier played the spastic perfectly!! And oh gawd his head!!!
reviewed March 9, 2006
The Rock Star by benstudios1991 Action
The real star of this film is the voiceovers, although the final joke was good n' tricky. It's actually a reoccuring theme, here on the tmo. Great comedic timing! reviewed March 9, 2006
Unmourned Absence by SothisAmon Horror
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Shut the [play nice now!] up! You are too much. I liked Timmy's hydrocephalic head! How do you do this continual stream of great flix?!
reviewed March 9, 2006
Spweeq by Mnkeeboy Sci-Fi
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Totally unexpected and hilarious!
reviewed March 9, 2006
[be polite!] MILITIA Pt 4 by kwistufa Action
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Hot lesbian cops vs. pot dealers . . . what's not to love? I really like, (i know; it's me), when men do women's voices, epecially 'dikes'! Off the wall!!
reviewed March 9, 2006
Ape Women From Clitti by deano4930 Sci-Fi
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I've never been so turned on by such hairy women!
reviewed March 9, 2006
Broken Thoughts by satansmunchkin Romance
Oh i get it! Dog, right? Regardless, it's flawless. reviewed March 9, 2006
The Bar Busters by jimmy_potatosalad Action
Don't pizz off Dellum Zi Quenton reviewed March 9, 2006
The Midnight Zone Insomnia by jdevil05 Sci-Fi
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Quirky time shifts plague a rapidly changing man? Is that really what i just saw? A fun little flick of non-lacality. If i had to criticize, (and i do, otherwise why leave a review?), i would say i ha...
reviewed March 9, 2006
Easter Surprise by James_Beckerson Horror
Not at all what i expected from the end . . . but then again, i have lost the true meaning of Easter! Great differences in the passing decades. As for the audio, just bring down the video options in t... reviewed March 9, 2006
Short Curly - Episode 1 by marvellousguppimovies Comedy
Laughter travels through time & space in this outrageous, buddy flick where things go from bad to worse, (well maybe not in that order), as Short & Curly relize a newly aquired technical gizmo isn't t... reviewed March 9, 2006
Critics Corner Pilot Episode part 2 by WorldPictures Comedy
Although the concept is excellent, it coulda' been easily cut in half, but i would even recommend a third. The two guys just sit in the same scene and agreeing and repeating what the other said, over ... reviewed March 9, 2006
Nearing Annihilation by feiran Action
Out of war and backwards political bigotry, a relationship grows between two soldiers questioning their governments idealogies. The excellent scripting and believable charcters are only surpassed by s... reviewed March 9, 2006
Happily Ever After by Dulci Romance
Methinks Rose is gonna have to spend another lonely night at the four-finger club! But, hey what's with hubby? Probably nothing a tab of E and some viagra couldn't fix. Maybe they shoulda' tried to sp... reviewed March 9, 2006
Satan Claus by cd3141 Action
Satan never looked so jolly! Great repetitive editing in the fight scenes really hit home! reviewed March 9, 2006
Julie awakened Part two by mollyrulz9999 Action
While an intriguing film about love, death and well, undead love, (it just seemed too small for world domination!), and lacked the action necessary for sequels to make their mark. I'm waiting for the ... reviewed March 9, 2006
At A Dead Stop by scottmccollum Comedy
Lycanthropes, wamphyrs and the reanimated dead take a sunday drive . . . in hell! Truly decadent acting and topnotch editing help this comedy classic kick the competition in the groin! reviewed March 9, 2006
Nosferatu - A Vampire Story (Trailer) by jobi-wan Horror
Who doesn't have a minute to spare for an accurate retelling of the horror classic?! reviewed March 8, 2006
The Trouble with VD by LordAndrew Comedy
Flawless. Oh! Except i woulda' liked a film a little more venereal, but again, this one is great. reviewed March 8, 2006
Girls wanna have fun too by sin91 Comedy
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Bikini clad bimbos search for treasure and play around and stuff. Funny, with interesting scenes and the VO's are like totally crazy/tranny!
reviewed March 8, 2006
Little Chicago by pamdennis Action
Great editing, Vo's & a heck of a lot of gunplay make for a great action mafia flick! A coupla' things . . . i found it hard to differentiate the people because they were, for the most part, dressed t... reviewed March 8, 2006
The Crossfire Girls by sully1971 Action
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Spectacular VO's and editing make this hilarious action and comedy soaked Chrysler commercial really stand out!
reviewed March 8, 2006
Honey G by Punhed Action
Krux has the right idea, if something stands in your way . . . blow the mutha' up! Decent sci-fi but maybe it's just me, but i really want to see huney's death. reviewed March 8, 2006
Alienating by Tuskil2 Horror
A top-heavy Captain must fend off not only the advances of her crew, but must also contend with a Xeno-lifeform bent on, well, a hostile takeover? Did i mention the captain's physical attri-beautes? reviewed March 8, 2006
Gastropod 2 by Tuskil2 Sci-Fi
Busty, buxom, space wenches duke it out in the deepest nether regions of that inky black void we call love! Well, not 'love' exactly . . . more like face hugging. If sexploitation is your thing, be su... reviewed March 8, 2006
Static by Tarison Horror
Surreal, sexy and creepy! reviewed March 7, 2006
Flying Me Crazy by Tarison Sci-Fi
Great FX and interesting storyline gave this classical sci-fi an edge. I did find some of the editing a little choppy, but awesome subliminal lizardizations! reviewed March 7, 2006
Reality Shift by God_Of_Plague Comedy
A bugs bunny casanova gets more than he bargained for when he picks up the latest in computer retrovirus in this VO souped-up montage of interspecies co-existence. reviewed March 7, 2006
Space Travellers - Robot Error p1 by mrmilomannnowra20006 Sci-Fi
I don't think the robot so much has other ideas in mind, as is completely out of his! reviewed March 7, 2006
Wo-mans Best Friend by SothisAmon Romance
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A beastiality bonanza! I think i've seen the actual clip of the girl with the horse . . . stunning, compassionate and a shoe-in for nomination in the next Oscars!
reviewed March 7, 2006
Save Todo Part Eight by JaredPeace Comedy
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Some great glitches happening here. I don't know if they were intentional or not . . . who cares! The story was confusing but some crazy guest appearences here as well.
reviewed March 7, 2006
When The Village People Ruled The World by iluvmovies Comedy
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Yeah, the 70's were rough on all of us ~ but these clowns, held us back well into the 90's! Had all the horror elements of 'Cruising'!
reviewed March 7, 2006
The Ascension of King George by AnotherNewDawn Action
No Review reviewed March 5, 2006
Mysynthropes by mightydad Comedy
'Had me at the title; this cautionary tale of rural familiarities viciously held onto my funnybone and shook it this way and that like a catfish in June! reviewed March 5, 2006
The version of The Bachelor Fox Hid away by scootersl Comedy
Funny and well scripted but the music just kinda' stopped!? Still, pretty funny transX humour, a topic which has made it's way into my own repetoire! reviewed March 5, 2006
Wigger Training Video by xXxJeremyxXx Comedy
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Wiggers, haha, yeah. I see them down at the arcade or sometimes at the pharmacy! Great training manual, fabulously showcasing the pro's and cons of this lifestyle choice.
reviewed March 5, 2006
45 by Apocryphon Romance
The record reference was ironic because the movie 33'3 in length . . . and by the same token, very circular in nature in a generational story kinda' way. Good drama! reviewed March 5, 2006
Vacation in the dead realm by micha83 Comedy
Was there an accounting lesson in there somewhere? Dark n' twisted yet light-hearted and surreal . . . 1st class voice acting nailed the lid on the coffin! reviewed March 5, 2006
Hindihanna Jones Curse of the Mummy by Majicman182 Comedy
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While this was total genius, Ba'bu's accent needed a little work! Stereotypes be damn'd! The thing i really liked was the hindibabble whenever mr.jones refered to his cultural heritage. ~ Classic!
reviewed March 5, 2006
Gay Police by maggot Comedy
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Hilarious homoerotic 'western' with an over the top ending . . . the nude piano player was reminiscent of terry jones!
reviewed March 5, 2006
Jim Abbott 3 Dream Team by darkgarden Action
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Everyone's favourite somnambulistic sleuth is dreaming for a safer tomorrow, this time, with two sexy dream girls as they tackle a lunar dilemma! That Candy is quite the looker but Madison Jinx would...
reviewed March 5, 2006
Diamonds For Breakfast by TheMGMKid1 Comedy
Carried a very authentic, genre feel which was accented perfectly by the story development and timing. Starmaker was exploited as was full set dressing, giving that added a life missing from many film... reviewed March 5, 2006
Demons of Driftwood by Dysfunktion Horror
Thick with atmosfear, this western horror has imagery that will burn itself into the back of your brain! Kudos . . . reviewed March 5, 2006
Decency Defied by SothisAmon Horror
Any movie that causes spontaneous vomiting from the police, gets a 5 star off the bat! What can be said, the 'Chicken Ultra Violence/ Chicken Film Noir', once again deals out it's own tainted brand of... reviewed March 5, 2006
2 Hot Girls And A Guy by Prank4Sure Comedy
Great Vo's, and well the obvious, pushes this film into the realm of art. reviewed March 5, 2006
Sheriff Rooneys Itch by yeagmaster Comedy
A powerful sequel showcasing everyone's favourite degenerate sheriff! Trixie's orgasm was the reason i got into the porn industry in the first place . . . reviewed March 5, 2006
Bahama Rallye by mksayer Comedy
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I have absolutely no clue what this film is about, but it had howling like a monkey! Was the guy driving the entire beach around?! WTF!
reviewed March 5, 2006
ILLUMINATIS ! by fasbsena Sci-Fi
A bewildering tale, that would make Adam Weishupt spin in his grave, about an ancient cult that protects mankind from the undead masses. Interesting set designs help tell the tale in this historical f... reviewed March 5, 2006
The Unforgotten Phallus by SothisAmon Romance
Chuck left me breathless, and enough keister humour to leave me sore and scabby like a baby starfish! Kudos . . . reviewed March 5, 2006
Much Ado About Nothing Condensed by morgan-92 Comedy
Shakespeare is so full of it! ~ But this, i liked. Mild continuity issues held it back. reviewed March 5, 2006
The Axe murderer by princeinexile Comedy
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Although i don't think i'll be humming this tune for any amount of time, gotta' say your timing was delivered with the comedic quirkiness we've all become accustomed to with your films. I really enjoy...
reviewed March 5, 2006
Privacy a prize possession by AxeCinema Romance
It would have been beautiful end . . . if it stopped about 30 seconds before it did! But really, a strong, solid romance that, although i found it a tad too idealistic, had a real relevance to the med... reviewed March 4, 2006
Badest Santa by xXxJeremyxXx Comedy
God's been taking a [censored!]-up vacation for 2000 years, so why not St. Nick? And if he wants a little hedonism and debauchery to go along with it, well, considering she's cut up and stuffed in abo... reviewed March 4, 2006
Father Bob by davidwww Action
So, the drugs' desired effects have taken hold, as has the adhesives . . . sounds like a marriage made in heaven! ~ or Las Vegas at the very least! Good to see some fellow devious minds out there, of ... reviewed March 2, 2006
Edit Shoot Gun-React Shot or by DeBeef Comedy
I really liked his stained banana pants, and your villian who goes to dinner, brilliant. Just a little predictable. reviewed March 2, 2006
The Dragon Chaser New Edition by DeBeef Action
Laudenum and whisky keeps everyone in check! reviewed March 2, 2006
The Collector by DeBeef Comedy
Mesmerism is no laughing matter! It woulda' been less hassle to order a Russian bride. reviewed March 2, 2006
Cueball Teaser by DeBeef Comedy
Deadeye Dick is gonna have some competition! This little clip has ricocheted right into the back of my skull! reviewed March 2, 2006
The Nerd Who Fell In Love by nunberry Romance
Except for the built in contradiction in the title, (No one can love a nerd, & love is definitely a 2 way street!), this silent fable of the juxtoposition of reality and literature is accentuated by i... reviewed March 2, 2006
Dont Download Films by Padakid Comedy
I dug his hoody, but that was about it! The moral is confused by the influx of greedy corporate mismanagement, the cops woulda' busted the wrong door, and NO criminal reforms, especially after 2 secon... reviewed March 2, 2006
Trouble At The Lonely Horseshoe by darthuv Action
A touching tale, (well, i touched myself), of romance, servitude and by the end, the cosmic scales of retribution having a good laugh at all parties involved! Schnazzy! reviewed March 1, 2006
Warplanet 3 Fan Edition by Westfale Sci-Fi
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Although the carpet to munch ratio was a little low, overall a great film; boobs, broads and badguys, ~er lizards. Good action sci-fi!
reviewed March 1, 2006
The Chameleon by scootersl Horror
Busty trans-gender fun! A thriller of the highest order! reviewed March 1, 2006
UAR Heaven and Hell by jsmith0316 Sci-Fi
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This decadant sci-fi plays like a hollywood bananza! ~ Amazing fx and atmosphere add force to the story which par excellance!
reviewed February 28, 2006
Hysteria And Crack by paintballa79 Horror
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Like smashing your face into a vending machine, this film keeps pummeling the viewer into one abrasive affair after another. ~ Don't wear your glasses!
reviewed February 28, 2006
Sheriff Rooney by yeagmaster Comedy
A landmark in the way that cinema will forever see the greasy cop stereotype! Really, a stunning achievement the likes of which haven't been witnessed since 'Bad Lieutenant'! reviewed February 28, 2006
The Chase Of The Decade by Abl Comedy
Love that casio sound! reviewed February 28, 2006
More Tales of The Blind Gunslinger by dasman Action
A down 'n dirty western starring a blind, freaky-lookin' mongrel as the star, who massages beautiful women, for money, all the while shooting holes through the skulls of the locals and turning a town ... reviewed February 28, 2006
Love at First Sight by lucindamc123 Comedy
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Apart from Robert sounding like a hermaphrodite, (maybe i could use you for my latest film!), this was one bizarre little flick. The dialogue was whack, and the humour, although subtle, became evident...
reviewed February 28, 2006
Deutschland stinkt !!!!!!! by cliffjumper Comedy
Hilarious film about a growing problem . . . romancing in the sanitation departmant is bringing every city to it's knees! Fantastic horse mod! reviewed February 28, 2006
The Betrayal- A Love Like No Other by pearsonhouse Romance
Let me try and wrap my head around this . . . What was buddy's problem!? 'Sounds like the perfect little sitch! reviewed February 28, 2006
Teaser - Happily Ever After by Dulci Romance
I can really relate to how a shipwrecked marriage can hold people, (but more importantly, women), back from their bodies' twisting, uncontrollable urges that can only be semi-satisfied by a visit with... reviewed February 28, 2006
Deliver by cfkwong123 Action
Agent 47 blows 'em all away! ~ or does he? Atmospheric and exciting textures envelope the viewer until there's nothing you can do to look away . . . reviewed February 27, 2006
Clucked With A Knife by SothisAmon Horror
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It would have been a great film, even if there wasn't a chicken in it, but i'm glad there was. It had at the cops' neck snapping, and quickly degenerated from there! Solid cinema anyway you cut it, wi...
reviewed February 27, 2006
Moore Valley High Gang by Tilli Comedy
Now it's true, i was high on angel dust when i watched this one, but the voices were flippin' me out! The sight of afro and yellow did nothing put my mind at ease. And when they started out their gimm... reviewed February 27, 2006
Communists On The Moon2a by elfin12u Sci-Fi
Eggsalad! ( reviewed February 27, 2006
The Essential Waveguide by elfin12u Sci-Fi
Off-planet bank jobs done by two of the most amiciable aliens this side of E.T. when he was lying in a ditch being chewed on by racoons! reviewed February 27, 2006
Coffin Full of Revenge Redux by DeBeef Action
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ssSkreeee~pow! That was some high-wire-tension thriller in the desert of the calibre that can only be read on the side of a bullet! Wherever could this be going; a sequel, trilogy or just shoved on th...
reviewed February 27, 2006
Marijuana by maggot Comedy
Me thinks John shoulda' got himself some of that chemo-weed instead of that shake! That way, he wouldn't have even left his house, thus no train hold-up or vicious hallucinations! John's such a [not-s... reviewed February 27, 2006
HPLovecrafts The Tomb by Disturbing13 Horror
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Definitely carries that Lovecraft flavour and slow, mounting tension. The synthesized voices worked wonderfully to emphasize the transformation at hand. I even caught the B.L. and credits; ~ very smooth.
reviewed February 26, 2006
Western Wizard by earlicus Comedy
The wizard made me feel oddly uncomfortable. reviewed February 26, 2006
You Cant Do That! by sphinx86 Comedy
It's like taking two hits of Owsley's finest and melting into your dead grandfather's lazyboy just in time for a vulgar parody of CNN . . . only not near as scary. reviewed February 23, 2006
Coffin Full of Revenge by DeBeef Action
'Kinda reminded me of those old Django westerns, where the gunslinger walks around dragging a coffin. Albeit there was a machine gun in his coffin. Great skull ripping sounds! reviewed February 23, 2006
AMERICA by Amabeginzordawg Action
Apart from the american porpaganda, it was pretty funny. Not really racist, this 'housebreaker' is just uptight. Also, it's nice to see Gertrude's lovely mug! As for song approvals, you'd have to chec... reviewed February 22, 2006
The Flamboyant Three! by Amabeginzordawg Comedy
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Mincing queers; very nice. Actually, i think the voice actor who played Billy, really found his calling in the roll & Oi, that Gertrude, wot a looker!
reviewed February 22, 2006
Il Mostro (The Monster) by guydon01 Horror
How did you get the monster to look so gross? But seriously, some awesome facial distortions in this tribute to a classic episode! reviewed February 22, 2006
Crazy by compatible Romance
What starts out as a romantic night at the cottage quickly deteriorates into a flabberghasting experiment in machismo and acceptance. No, i swear. VOs par excellence! reviewed February 22, 2006
The Trials of Explosivo! Episode I (VO) by madmatt7g Action
Okay i get that Explosivo can take a bullet without flinching, blow people sky high with his mind alone, but turn down the harlot in blue!? What's with that? His sexual orientation aside, Explosivo is... reviewed February 22, 2006
Kops by ninette1 Comedy
The scales of 'justice' aren't just upset, their upside-down! All my experiences with cops in Atlanta pretty much followed this guideline . . . Astounding voiceovers and realistic police brutality mak... reviewed February 22, 2006
Kong my Whopper by jumpleads Horror
Hey that's not funny; i eat at burger king! reviewed February 22, 2006
Speedy Kittykat Die Die by jumpleads Action
5*'s for the soundfx in the last two seconds alone! It's the K - K - Kittykat for me and anyone who appreciates cinema the way it ought to be; Sexploited! reviewed February 22, 2006
beach minx in space by jumpleads Sci-Fi
These tasty tarts have their hands full when they have to teach a male alien the ways of woman/woman love! A real Sci-fi carpet munch! reviewed February 22, 2006
2001 A Beachminx Odyssey by jumpleads Sci-Fi
Big enough melons here, to choke a hippo! ~ Or in this case, a rather randy lizard man . . . reviewed February 22, 2006
Scourge of ze Schpace Nazis by nunberry Sci-Fi
Like 'the man in the high castle', this is an alternate reality in which the nazi's not only succeeded in their plans of outdated expansionism to propagate into not only space, but also time! ~ In the... reviewed February 22, 2006
The Open Mind by Quotius Horror
Violence, fear, sex and filth . . . the montage of stories lurking behind the visage of other peoples' seemingly normal masks . . . creating a fascinating psychological thriller that's as infectious a... reviewed February 21, 2006
Sid 3 a visit from granpa by BamRyan Comedy
It was funny, and unpredictable, but in the same sense, i wanted him to make chopped liver n' onions with the kid! reviewed February 21, 2006
Hitlers Assasins 4 escpaing from captivity by thedr Action
Pretty action packed and linear, but the mispellings, (and no i'm not talking about your German accents, which were hilarious), were slightly detracting, Especially the one in the title! reviewed February 21, 2006
The urge 2 by danbo1 Comedy
You know, they say Bi- is just a stop over . . . but i really enjoy the openness between father and son! reviewed February 21, 2006
The Christ-ler by Coolphil Comedy
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Everyone has their price . . . even the son of Dog!
reviewed February 21, 2006
Channeyy hunts with Jackko by clinteasywood Comedy
He shot Micheal, right in the ovaries! reviewed February 21, 2006
Huntress Of Sol by nunberry Sci-Fi
A lower urine to pant ratio than expected . . . reviewed February 21, 2006
Jeeve Earlwin II Seltineg by billcosby Comedy
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The Cos' does it again! And this time, he doesn't have to put cotton balls in his mouth to do impressions of obese, urban, black kids living in the garbage dump! Actually, this one got a 5 as soon as ...
reviewed February 21, 2006
The Escape of the [naughty word!]bags by clyde Action
Well, no one could say the title isn't accurate! Good job but maybe a tad strong on the lemon scent . . . reviewed February 21, 2006
Day of Desolation by bruisie150 Horror
I was a little cheesed out by the beginning music but once it fell into place, this horror really could really hold it's own! Whatever that means . . . reviewed February 20, 2006
The News According to Alan Davis 2 by JazzBlack Comedy
I love a good poultry epidemic! 'Can't wait 'till it brings humanity to it's knees . . . Also, pervo teachers; a subject that is dear to me. reviewed February 20, 2006
The axe seminar by princeinexile Comedy
Don your hockey mask for this satirical attack on the axe murderer stereotype. The VO's are top-notch, abrasive & unpredictable which make for some great humour! reviewed February 19, 2006
Donna Kebab by pearsonhouse Romance
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Freaking brilliant . . . 'didn't end the way i thought it would at all!
reviewed February 19, 2006
The Art Of Violence by maggot Action
Great music, (of course i'm gonna say that), and writing. Some spelling errors but even more detrimental was the lack of violence! reviewed February 19, 2006
Killer Of Souls by zn1923 Horror
A hokey storyline quickley breaks away into a 3 minute fist fight on various sets. It had some really good, (and some not so good), fighting continuity throughout. Great ending! reviewed February 19, 2006
The Life of Ryan by DaVoS888 Sci-Fi
A mechanically narrated sci-fi comedy/action that has absolutely nothing to do with it's parody namesake! Funny dialogue and surprising situations gives it an edge. reviewed February 19, 2006
Set by Frooplet Comedy
It's not all that...It is cool that people are doing this kind of thing, i'm just not into that stupid swirl! reviewed February 19, 2006
Innocence sacrificed by chocolatemouse Romance
You gotta' love the flesh trade. A little long n' over-dramatic for my blood. Excellently dreary voice acting inspires me to seriously consider getting a russian bride! reviewed February 19, 2006
Chicken in the Can by madmatt7g Comedy
Sounds like someone has the cream corn splatters! reviewed February 18, 2006
The Exploding Fart by Krazymalicous Comedy
A wonderful tale of an apocolyptic expulsion of methane! reviewed February 18, 2006
Bad Sex by nemezido Comedy
'Sorry you've had so much bad sex . . . it's so sad. Great, (and telling), film. reviewed February 18, 2006
Puffing Will Make You Homeless by drybeanburrito Comedy
Maybe it wasn't the weed so much as the bathrobe. reviewed February 18, 2006
Geeks in Love 3 by toriel Romance
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Metal, flesh and love . . . all the ingredients for some true romance!
reviewed February 18, 2006
Out of the Dust by Varen Action
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Great flow and continuity makes this a solid western!
reviewed February 18, 2006
Dyck Channeyy Goes Hunting by clinteasywood Comedy
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HAHAHA! Those morons in Washington sure are a bunch of stupid a$$hole$!
reviewed February 17, 2006
Lunch at a diner by AxeCinema Action
A real energy is brought to this almost predictable plot, which takes a sharp turn in the end! reviewed February 17, 2006
Catgirl episode 2 by AxeCinema Action
The VO's are sultry n' sexy, but the action is lacking and it's way too short! reviewed February 17, 2006
A Frank Anarchy by beginnis Sci-Fi
Astounding science fiction ~ only better! reviewed February 17, 2006
ZOMBIES GONE WILD! by Betral Comedy
'Sorry, but none of these zombies looked too drunk to make a proper decision in regards to signing a release form after going down on a complete, yet scantily clad, stranger! reviewed February 17, 2006
Warwolf by RevStar Horror
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Very atmospheric and action packed . . . 'almost didn't even need the 'warwolf', but it did certainly bring it over the top!
reviewed February 17, 2006
Holly And Ivy by EricCottle Romance
It was very stimulating, yes! But i felt deprived of a 'strap-on' scene . . . beaver patrol! reviewed February 17, 2006
students and teachers by AxeCinema Romance
I think i had this teacher, but in my case, he was my grade 6 gym teacher! Anyhow, i could relate. And that flying dropkick, pure cinema gold! reviewed February 17, 2006
Space Hunger by MefuneAkira Comedy
The genius strikes again, this time bludgeoning the viewer into a state of absolute delerium! How is it that your brain works this way?!? reviewed February 16, 2006
my light has gone by 6-headedmonster Horror
#1. ~ with a bullet! reviewed February 16, 2006
The Long Way Home by neo29m Action
I think i work with this girl; get 'er drunk & she wants the fisticuffs! I'll settle for the handcuffs! reviewed February 16, 2006
Peckish Cannibals by neo29m Action
Adorable little cannibal flick! ~ And you don't see those everyday! reviewed February 16, 2006
Psycho - who the f4ck is Psycho by badgirl4ever Horror
Sweet little turn around, but i think Chaseme coulda' used a little lipo to carry off that outfit! reviewed February 16, 2006
A dead-proof joke by badgirl4ever Horror
Great use of the forest scenes and realistic VO's. Simple yet elegant! reviewed February 16, 2006
Aegis of Therion 2 - Total Annihilation by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
While not my cup of pee, what with the cliche sci-fi, and cheesey, outdated rave music, however 5 stars for effort alone! Genius sets and VO! reviewed February 16, 2006
FF Contest 3 The Diva Cracked by myshinator Comedy
Although my least fav. of the three, that spunky voice and her adorable 'mad' dance was really kickin'! reviewed February 16, 2006
FF Contest 2 The Diva Stuffed by myshinator Comedy
Not for nothing ~ for protein! reviewed February 16, 2006
FF Contest 1 The Diva Unleashed by myshinator Comedy
Sandy squirrel does reality TV! Unfortunately, Spongebob is a little more realistic! reviewed February 16, 2006
Doubt by Myshinator Romance
It blew me away like my last girlfriend! reviewed February 16, 2006
13 Minutes by sorrow13 Action
Profanity is a literary crutch of an inarticulate mother-fukker! reviewed February 16, 2006
The History Of Farting by egg_is_here Comedy
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The history books have been rewritten this day! Some of the VOs are a little quiet, but really a great intro to the historical relevance of FARTS!
reviewed February 16, 2006
The Fart by madfurby Horror
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A gastronomical masterpiece, the likes of which have never been witnessed on this brown earth, before!
reviewed February 16, 2006
Counter Terror Wrists VO edition by downphoenix Action
Very appropriate to the game Counter Strike, but i hafta' subtract 1 point 'cause that game blows chunks! Great and confusing VOs, just like playing the game! reviewed February 16, 2006
The Legend of Leada Tri-Door edition by downphoenix Action
I was voting for Carbon-dorf, but that bet fell through! The humour was twice as good because of the divergent nature of the subs and the dialogue . . . reviewed February 16, 2006
Jo Jo the monkey by jowo Comedy
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Obviously this 'Razzy' didn't read the title! It's about a monkey! Although it should be introduced as meet the stubborn jojo . . .
reviewed February 16, 2006
Kill and love by jokerxxx Romance
Although it coulda' used more sex n' death, i gotta' say it's a beautiful way to end a war! reviewed February 16, 2006
Divided Front by Tilli Action
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A war tour de force! Intricate and at the same time open to interpretation, this lengthy tome has no dialogue, but ingeniously tells a tale of battle.
reviewed February 15, 2006
Room 247 - Night One by jackalbane Horror
Creepy and jarring, this one does a number on your psyche! reviewed February 15, 2006
Lord of the RPGs Road to Dark Wizery! by billcosby Comedy
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First of all, i would like to say, you were great in Leonard Part 6! The dialogue, although all over the volume dial, was witty at points and downright crude in others. The results ~ hilarity!
reviewed February 15, 2006
The Evil Valley (El Valle del Mal) by Arawna11 Action
Green lips never looked so sexy! 'Truth is that this is a stroke of genius on all accounts . . . 'hope to see more! reviewed February 15, 2006
Pygmy Alien (Production Cut) by Quotius Sci-Fi
Was it Peter Lorre? The voices were hilarious! Perhaps though, you should maybe concerter never wearing a skirt . . . reviewed February 15, 2006
Wicked Galaxy - The Takeover by Flipmanburn Sci-Fi
A juicy little science=friction title! reviewed February 15, 2006
Life Sucks by guyver01 Comedy
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I liked the corrupt colour scheme and uplifting message!
reviewed February 15, 2006
Envy by pd_studios Action
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you son of a [oh please!]! I'm sooo jealous you thought up this idea first! Anyhow, i'm starting to see some patterns, and i like!
reviewed February 15, 2006
Vanity by pd_studios Action
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As someone who's perfect, i would just like to state for the record, Vanity is the one deadly sin i don't suffer from. However, this film was short n' sexy!
reviewed February 15, 2006
Priest and The Virgin Final Episode by ninette1 Comedy
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Isn't that what we all want? A little sacrificial virgin befor time runs out! Amazing VOs and ninnette's naturally twisted perspective makes this the pinacle of the series!
reviewed February 15, 2006
Scalamoosh I - Fandango Me by Quotius Action
I quite liked it. the dialogue rang true and it had a great pace. I just wasn't ready for all the spy business at the end. Although that was the point, i really dug the situational romance aspect of it! reviewed February 15, 2006
The Shop by Abrey Comedy
Although most of the jokes were old standbyes i gotta' say it was pieced together well and very original premise! reviewed February 15, 2006
A Cheaters Fate Part 2 by Choppinsumwood Horror
Well acted origin piece . . . 'couldn't believe the hanging ending! reviewed February 14, 2006
5 Lives Then Die-Live 1 by WWEFreak Horror
No Review reviewed February 14, 2006
Cold Day In The Desert by billcosby Action
Humour and violence awaits anybody who doth watch this film! reviewed February 14, 2006
To Hang with Friends by Agent_Masquerade Comedy
Aaah, the stories boys tell each other in a sad attepmt to fulfill their roles in the male ritual of stroking their egos! But when the smoke clears, and roles are relized, the only thing their left st... reviewed February 14, 2006
The Wizard of Oz Directors Cut by Trashman Comedy
Asspounding good voices, but c'mon, i wanted to see the wizard take a bullet to the head! reviewed February 14, 2006
The Phantom Space Station (Tec Demo) by jobi-wan Sci-Fi
The ship looks transparent, even ~ lame! reviewed February 14, 2006
The Hit Redux by princeinexile Action
This thing is totally nuts! It's a hit! reviewed February 13, 2006
The Ultimate Machine by brother_ali Sci-Fi
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Your stories seem to entwine archetypes and current to futuristic social issues . . . intense and well written. ~ Thanks.
reviewed February 13, 2006
Breched by Betral Sci-Fi
I love a happy ending! reviewed February 13, 2006
Devil Dogs in Vietnam by CMproductions Action
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Whoever did this vietnam flick is a real war buff. A lot of little details and good voice work, (except the yelling scene which is more a whisper!), helps this this tale about one of the most redundan...
reviewed February 13, 2006
Tsunamidogs Stunt Show by Tsunamidog Comedy
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Really funny dialogue and happenings . . . i dug the priest quoting the exorcist! Woulda' got 5 but you [oh please!]ed up by putting in that stupid moto ad in the end.
reviewed February 13, 2006
Planet of the Chimps by delaysmonkey Action
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See what sniffing glue does . . . it gets you a 5! The funny dialogue helps carry along, and eventually helps this sci-fi flick to bloom into a full fledged epic of comical proportions!
reviewed February 13, 2006
HORROR OF CANNIBAL BEACH by Mogwa Horror
Buddy, is that a cervical vertebrae in your pocket or did you just eat Killbot2000's BS attitude?! Totally hilarious like the intentional spelling erros(sic) and the white sands, (coke?). Anyhow, it d... reviewed February 13, 2006
Corpse stealer Prologue by something1 Horror
Short n' scary. Well, as scary as this game tends to be. I really liked the way the blood dripped into the 'actress's' cleavage. reviewed February 13, 2006
The News According to Alan Davis by JazzBlack Comedy
A coupla funny snppiets here, but on a whole . . . reviewed February 13, 2006
Freedom is no Crime by SeRig Sci-Fi
Of course, love is a crime in the eyes of god, Shubb-niggurath! Awesome sets and VOs push this movie into interstellar overdrive! reviewed February 13, 2006
Twain on Smoking by stach Comedy
Excellent! I wake up 3 times nightly for a smoke . . . of a different kind, i suspect! reviewed February 13, 2006
The Lost Child by johnokinawa Sci-Fi
Excellent little fantasy ya' got going . . . i really enjoyed when Queen Flora, (if that is his real name), took that right hook and fell flat on his ~ ahahaha! reviewed February 13, 2006
Wild West Bedroom Demo by MrOsterman Romance
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Hanky panky's highly overrated, anyhow!
reviewed February 13, 2006
They Built The Moon! by ealingdj Sci-Fi
Great sound fx and humour helped emphasize the caustic window of this little gem! reviewed February 13, 2006
Oh Jason by babykoala Romance
Humour and romance culminate, into this valentine ulti-mate! reviewed February 13, 2006
Interview of a Porn Director by PamDennis Comedy
An exceptional period piece about the days when men were men and they were sleeping with [be polite!]s! reviewed February 12, 2006
You Like Me Right by Jimbo5858685 Comedy
Finally, someone who knows how to treat the ladies! reviewed February 12, 2006
Ghost Trailer by Rainbow_6 Horror
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Creepy atmosfear with a coupla' parapsychologists. Has all the makin's for a good thriller!
reviewed February 12, 2006
The weaker sex - final by brother_ali Romance
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A hundred years in the future, the catalyst for a new tomorrow lies with enemies of today! Or something like that. Anyhoo, this epic of literary proportions asks the questions that are relevant in any...
reviewed February 12, 2006
More Tales of The Blind GunslingerTrailer by dasman Action
This is gonna blow all the competition outta' the water! Intense gun battles and from the looks of things, some pretty original situations . . . not that the gunslinger could see them! reviewed February 12, 2006
Once On War 1943 by devileye1x Action
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Solid battle scenes really make this, but would they just be sitting around eating pizza in 1943?
reviewed February 12, 2006
Uncle Raymonds Quest by 1Newgrounds Comedy
Seemed more the intro . . . good voices . . . the 'priest' really cracked me up. reviewed February 12, 2006
Soul thief by micha83 Horror
Genius strobing, great weather effects and amazing VOs. I think i love whoever does Carol's voice! Maybe some of the editing could have been tighter, but whatever, you're a mastermind! reviewed February 12, 2006
The Phantom of the Opera 1925 Remake PT1 by ximplosionx Horror
I have a weakness for the B&W and this film exploits to no end. I'd like to start a B&W competition . . . This would be a major contender! I got one of my own, back at the studio, but it is no where n... reviewed February 11, 2006
Boxers or Briefs by jester1817 Comedy
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A great analogy of the current political climate! I really enjoyed the off-kilter, third party! Good Vo's albeit mildly technically challenged.
reviewed February 11, 2006
The Creatures Revenge by cobralta Horror
Very atmosfearic with emphasis of the futility of a few boards on the windows as protection from the swamp thing! Great ending, too! reviewed February 11, 2006
Problems you Face by scotts_studio_inc Comedy
I coulda' guessed his problem without seeing the film, but i'm glad i did. Spastic action is worked into our worst job interview, ever. reviewed February 11, 2006
Pure Madness! by madmatt7g Comedy
I don't know about the current president but i'm sure glad it wasn't that nutjob! reviewed February 11, 2006
Reality Shift by God_Of_Plague Comedy
Professionally insane voice-acting flourishes in this topical comedy. The rabbit'll will split your sides! Unfortunately, the final message really conflicted with my own beliefs, but i sense a level o... reviewed February 11, 2006
Word of the Day by STXFilms Comedy
'Can't stand a person who can't hold their liquor, and the name drop at the end seemed unwarranted. reviewed February 11, 2006
SUPER MEGA LEZZYBEAN MOVIE 2 OMG!1!1 by Buccura Comedy
I luv a hapi ending! reviewed February 11, 2006
The Hit by princeinexile Action
I don't know who this Princeinexile is, but it's pretty obvious that he is suffering from a multiple personality disorder of some kind. Another comedic breakthrough! reviewed February 11, 2006
Mr Muffin-Attack of the KID by yoyoboy1 Comedy
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I knew it! The international bagel conspiracy once again rears it's ugly head . . .
reviewed February 11, 2006
British Ninja Hates Bananas by Tigerlover Comedy
No pulling any punches here! reviewed February 11, 2006
Big Chief No Fart by clinteasywood Comedy
Fart Big Chief, Fart! reviewed February 11, 2006
The Hot Pick by Pulp Celluloid Comedy
This star-filled montage showcases Pulp's previous assortment of film phenomenon, all the while advertising for a future flick, which oddly enough, leaves the audience with little more than a vacuum i... reviewed February 11, 2006
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup by Pulp Celluloid Comedy
Smart puppy was just lookin' for a little kitty! reviewed February 11, 2006
Maintenance by Pulp Celluloid Horror
What do you know, the janitor is one class act! ~ Until he has to clean out the last stall on the left . . . reviewed February 11, 2006
Drunk Naked Chicks by Pulp Celluloid Comedy
Liquid panty remover rules the day in this hot summer classic! And what's this? A bunch of old men wrecking other peoples' fun, as usual. reviewed February 11, 2006
The Fatal Poisoner by sportygal Action
A totally wonky murder mystery with a definite conclusion! reviewed February 11, 2006
The Prophecy by Le_Six Romance
Well written and sequenced, but his motivation wasn't strong enough . . . i guess some people are more open to suggestion . . . Great ending! reviewed February 11, 2006
Flowers for Eve by benchaos9 Action
Excellent use of props and skinz makes this movie stand out from others of it's genre . . . i don't normally get this sentimental about gunplay, but . . . 'sob' ~ 'brilliant! reviewed February 11, 2006
Big Momma And The Familly by Floyd_31 Comedy
Martin Lawerence really knows his stuff! Good Vo's, but suffered mildly from continuity issues . . . the screen even blacked(sic) out at one point. reviewed February 11, 2006
Eye of Cerberus (part 2) by Bolch Action
Tight leather and fists of steel, Jane Adder will leave you ghasping for more! reviewed February 11, 2006
Alter Egos by notfunny Comedy
We've all been there! reviewed February 11, 2006
Red Sunday by kirkybaby Action
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A very authentic WW2 recreation, thick with atmosphere and drama!
reviewed February 11, 2006
Mr postman by Abrey Horror
Wildly diverting! but if i hear that 'moto' song one more time, i'm gonna pop a gasket! reviewed February 11, 2006
Broken Promises by mystic_sleet Romance
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This little cautionary tale about safe sex would go down a lot better with a few hits of E!
reviewed February 11, 2006
Systematic Elimination by SothisAmon Action
Nobody [bad-word!]s with Chuck! reviewed February 11, 2006
The Feathered Massacre by SothisAmon Horror
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What was that chicken on!? And the speed metal was a good choice for adding tension . . . You are a man of very low morales . . .welcome to the club!
reviewed February 11, 2006
Passive by DaPhil Action
It's pretty obvious of your state of mind, while filming this 'action'! I gotta get me some those bananas . .. reviewed February 11, 2006
Bertha Shaves it all by johnokinawa Comedy
Engrossing tale of feminine jealousy and revenge! As beautiful as it is trivial! reviewed February 11, 2006
Marco and BusterTrailer by Ferno143 Comedy
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Which one was Marco, and who invited Buster's family into the deal? 'Could be the funniest thing online, or the most fogettable; which is it? Let's wait and see . . .
reviewed February 10, 2006
When a Stalker Calls by digits911 Horror
Tense but not assertive, this formulaic thriller shows an aptitude for linear storytelling and a top heavy actress! reviewed February 10, 2006
How Big Female Edition by Stormwhitelab Romance
Whatcha' got against the [wash your mouth out!]? ~ Or the bellies for that matter?! To quote Lindsay Neagle; 'There's ugly, then there's T.V. ugly'! reviewed February 10, 2006
CHEECH AND CHONG STONED DEAD by princeinexile Comedy
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Straight from ubiquitous media oblivion these two legends of cinema sear across the screen like montezuma's revenge on a humid day, ensuring their now legendary status as the anti-heroes of comedy!
reviewed February 10, 2006
Ode to a loved one by chagidiel Horror
An obvious homosexual with edipious and masculinity issues fixes the sitch in the most honest way possible! Mounting tension finally gets the release it deserves! reviewed February 10, 2006
IT - Part One by lizardthing Horror
While clowns usually arouse me, this one was oddly unsettling . . . I'd have to say no to a sequel, however as i never really liked this story, and the TV movie just made things worse! reviewed February 10, 2006
The Shine of Yellow Eyes (Test Demo) by CDA6713 Horror
Disturbing villian and great atmosphere make for what is sure to be a terrorific hit! reviewed February 10, 2006
Deadly Union! by Apocryphon Horror
Aaaw! It's a lovable, cudly zombie union! reviewed February 10, 2006
Seraphim - Teaser by matneee Horror
Looks well made and interesting enough, unfortunately it's fatal flaw lies in the non-existence of this so-called 'good' and 'evil'. reviewed February 10, 2006
The Night of the Salesman 2 Venganza by Cheve Horror
Although i enjoyed the reoccurring theme, it just didn't have as strong as impact as it's pedecessor. Still, some truly scary imagery gleamed through! reviewed February 10, 2006
The Night of the Salesman by Cheve Horror
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Oh those crazy spanish and their surrealistic horror treasures! Loved the gun fixated peckinpah references, bizarro voice acting and looping, albeit predictable, ending!
reviewed February 10, 2006
Restless Dead (II) - Homeward Bound by jameseva Horror
Very detailed zombie horror series . . . although effective tension builder, just a little too slow paced for my liking. However, excellent voice acting and strong atmosfear help gloss things over quite nicely! reviewed February 10, 2006
Nightmare Trailer by StoryTeller123 Horror
Great weather effect, but just not enough info . . . let's see the real thing! reviewed February 10, 2006
Twisted Woods by ealingdj Horror
Some great transitional editing, and thick with atmosphere . . . just kinda' missed the mark, for me. reviewed February 10, 2006
Existance by mystic_sleet Horror
It just kept building up, then nothing! A sequel!? reviewed February 9, 2006
Real Paranoia by MelonTheCreeker Horror
Fantastic inner dialogue/narration. . . ugliest, hmmmm . . . reviewed February 9, 2006
Beverly Hills Cop IV Man das ist Stark! by mastermindpictures Action
Hilarious! Eddie Murphy hasn't looked so good in his last 4 films! reviewed February 9, 2006
k7 by Rik_Vargard Sci-Fi
Cinematic history has been broached . . . reviewed February 9, 2006
The Party by Psychokatalog Action
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It was great but it's obvious the creator is going down the slippery, twisting, uzumaki of politics and madness.. . it's too bad.
reviewed February 9, 2006
the History of Earth part 1 by dubblehellox Comedy
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This painfully accurate historical montage takes into account evolutionary biology while it quantanizes various social structures, and ultimately exposes them as the fraud they are!
reviewed February 9, 2006
Circular Ring by BDB3 Sci-Fi
Frightful spelling and an oversaturated sci-fi template held this back. Elona's rack on the other hand . . . reviewed February 9, 2006
Time of the Robots by Littleman3 Sci-Fi
Watch out robots, these ninja's are packin' heat! But seriously, you're having an output problem, or you're trying to give me a seizure! reviewed February 9, 2006
Keep the Stronghold Recut by sonicspiderboy Action
See, you can get away with crime! Not incontinuities, however. reviewed February 9, 2006
Revenge of the Umpa Lumpas by IronMantis Comedy
Intense hand to umpalumpa combat! I really feel you should check out the film called 'triffid symbiote extermination . . . ', at my studio for a similar musical sing-a-long feel! reviewed February 9, 2006
Oh Its On Nimotsu Saru Kaimetsu by mixmasterfestus Comedy
you funny comico disruptus ! ! ! reviewed February 8, 2006
Space [shhhh!] by 3pv Action
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The vo's really put this thing over the top! A rollercoaster ride of sci-fi madness!
reviewed February 8, 2006
The Unwanted Hetero by MefuneAkira Comedy
A meta-movie in a movie about the awkwardness men can sometimes experience while in the company of their own unleashed sexual ambivilance? ! reviewed February 8, 2006
Dreamtown by Rik_Vargard Action
Word! reviewed February 8, 2006
Night of the Living! by MovieMan42 Horror
I really felt for mrs zombie-face and the bond she had with the living guy! If all people could gain that kind of passion for the living, maybe we could see past our differences. reviewed February 8, 2006
CrackHead by jpinkosz Horror
Take it from a crackhead like me, this is very in touch with the crack community! 'cough, hack!' Good writing, too! reviewed February 8, 2006
Youre Wasting Fricken Time! by prinnyking Comedy
Irritatingly creepy. Especially the singing! reviewed February 8, 2006
holiday gangbang hodown by benchaos9 Comedy
Groovy, had a gang and plenty of bang . . . coulda used a touch more intercourse. I got a Gangbang movie as well, check it out! reviewed February 8, 2006
Stinky by macnme Comedy
Mmm...garlicks! reviewed February 7, 2006
On A Thursday by thedevilsreject Action
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I can relate! (My mom's pretty hot!)
reviewed February 7, 2006
Hitler falls down stairs! by Saskro Comedy
As a nazi, i'm pretty offended, but since you gave fair warning on the fourms, i won't dock you for it. Also, i liked Hitler's reconciltion with the dog at the end. Shows that any man can stand up and... reviewed February 7, 2006
Brainwasher by StormMorran Action
Good shooting finale, but the devil is in the details, and this had none. reviewed February 7, 2006
Lard Lovers in a Graveyard by JimbobStansfield Comedy
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Those English, always on the cutting edge of comedy! I lost it as soon as Emily started talking!
reviewed February 7, 2006
Get Laid or Die Trying by homemadeeye Comedy
A beautifully relized 'comedy' that may well explain France's policies in WWII. The last 3 seconds made me transcend time & space! reviewed February 6, 2006
THE STORY OF HERBERT KELLERMAN by mvdw77 Action
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I think i know this guy . . . i think it's my dad ! ! !
reviewed February 6, 2006
HOLLYWOOD DREAM by mvdw77 Romance
'Didn't care for it. BUT, i don't 'care' for anything. Just this a little less. reviewed February 6, 2006
Daily Showers2 by mksayer Horror
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2.5 stars per areole!
reviewed February 6, 2006
PUSSY EXPERIENCE by mastermindpictures Romance
Those pervo-germans really know what to do with the blonde ladies! But, who doesn't? reviewed February 6, 2006
Trouble in the City by hunta22 Action
Cops n' robbers, but with a downtempo . . . reviewed February 5, 2006
Hairy Palms by ninette1 Comedy
You can't really be this funny! Sign me up for a lifetime subscription! reviewed February 5, 2006
Omnicide by alexandergore Sci-Fi
Some good use of sets and minimal soundz, but the trilogy title says it all; empty. reviewed February 5, 2006
Machine Logic by dasman Sci-Fi
bzZZzzt! Futility is key in the battle of the bots! reviewed February 5, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - Jedi Mind Trick by sprague1980 Comedy
It kinda stunk. Here your talking about mental powers and it just degenerated into fisticuffs! ~ Yawn! reviewed February 5, 2006
santa claus jolly old man oh no by frogo Comedy
Coulda' been better if Santa used more bullets! Also, dogs 1, no f-ing way! reviewed February 5, 2006
The Cellar by Dulci Horror
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The silence screamed like claws on a blackboard, and the off-kilter colour emphasized the futility of the situation. I hear blind people have difficulty telling if they're awake or dreaming. This flic...
reviewed February 5, 2006
A Suicide Bomber by Jordan_P Action
Praise be to Allah! reviewed February 5, 2006
Reliant Down by WBartonBurns Sci-Fi
Filled with technical wonders, this sci-fi blockbuster is absolutely riveting. reviewed February 5, 2006
The extreme baggage boy by AxeCinema Comedy
I hated the original. I hate this one more. reviewed February 5, 2006
The White Chicken 2 Revenge by Stormwhitelab Action
The aryan brotherhood of man-chicken love salutes you! Oi! reviewed February 4, 2006
Deception by johnokinawa Romance
Silly boys and their 'peters' always getting into trouble, but it was nice to see some dizzy 'marys' along for the ride! reviewed February 4, 2006
JESUS VS EASTER The Cupcake Edition by MefuneAkira Comedy
It was as funny as Jehova! Too bad it was about that hippie scum Jesus. reviewed February 4, 2006
the omegakill bob vol2 by tasmania11 Action
Great little intro for a saga to be . . . reviewed February 4, 2006
The Dog Detective by jjpatel Comedy
Funny, kinetic and unexpected! reviewed February 4, 2006
Guardians Of Evil 2 Lunchtime by BobbyWadd1 Sci-Fi
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Well put together sci-fi with enough quirky characters and situations to keep your attention stuck on the screen. Excellent writing to boot!
reviewed February 4, 2006
One Terrible Night by Flipmanburn Horror
I liked the tension and your villian was totally cool! reviewed February 4, 2006
They day they came by jayvans Comedy
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Funny and heart-warming, this tale of reanimated biggotry helps us understand our own biases a little more . . .
reviewed February 4, 2006
My Nightmare by Diesel3009 Horror
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It flipped my lid !
reviewed February 4, 2006
Deja Vu by sherwinliu Romance
Respect going out, it was genius. Just kinda' dragged for me and way too many eye shots. Great storytelling, though. reviewed February 4, 2006
The Room by chagidiel Horror
An instant classic of personal retribution! Truly decadant, and intelligent! reviewed February 4, 2006
The Toilet of Doom by Cronos02 Horror
I will forever associate that monster as the crap monster! Totally off the wall, ( ~ and the sink, and the floor . . . ) reviewed February 4, 2006
Ape Island part 2 by doj Action
Nothing makes me smile more than the senseless slaughter of an endangered species! ~ and these fun-loving apes are the perfect target! reviewed February 4, 2006
Anger Chain by mjtpopus Horror
Flashingback to our eyelined youth, batcave/goths lined our highschool halls like some kind of sick fungi! And those punks got everything they deserved! reviewed February 4, 2006
Psyco Hotel XXXRated by bubs9 Romance
hOT DAMNED THAT WAS GOOD! No seriously, you're going in a good direction, here! Great writing! No, V.o's but i would never dock you for that, so. . . reviewed February 4, 2006
Randomus Maximus by joemon999 Comedy
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Good voiceovers and some pretty hilarious moments, (think albino gorilla quoting diff'rent strokes!), but too much of the randomness wasn't random at all! (Too many chickens!)
reviewed February 3, 2006
Car Nuts by Christinelynns25 Comedy
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Great commercial for a wonderful new product!
reviewed February 3, 2006
Skumbag by shinchan808 Action
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Pretty well crafted with in depth, subs. Just a few plot holes but hey, the pretty, gun-toting living-dead helps compensate!
reviewed February 3, 2006
Electrocution by grandfrere Sci-Fi
nothing short of a computer driven movie. No electrocutions take place, even! reviewed February 3, 2006
Animal Cruelty by pezzapoo Comedy
'had so much potential . . . but alas with a single voiceover and No animal cruelty as the title promised, it fell flat on it's face! reviewed February 3, 2006
Mario Luigi After The Magic by jobbyboy1 Comedy
Minus two because luigi wasn't wearing green and the whole lack of donkey kong. Plus one because it's hilarious and some great sound fx! reviewed February 3, 2006
Once Upon a Time in the Near West by benchwarmer969 Action
I woulda' prefered a fist full of dynamite, but what can ya' do? Funny subtitles really gives this one the edge. reviewed February 3, 2006
The Legacy of Man by drucifer67 Action
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A gripping montage of war through the ages, sets the viewer up for the inevitable finale! Orig. music, fx and all, this one really stands out!
reviewed February 2, 2006
Oh Its On 2 Tora Saru Bakuhatsu Plus Plus by mixmasterfestus Action
Let's get that crap 'tech demo' outta' there, and fill it with something more deserving! Sooo dragonball it hurts, if you just had a Bulma, i woulda' gave it a 6 stars! reviewed February 2, 2006
MMMMonkey MMMMartians by kevinduh Comedy
Really funny, but your inability to carry out your forum proclaimed competitions, gets you these lousy numbers! Bone in the head, LOL, true gold! reviewed February 2, 2006
A Demons Life (2) by Cronos02 Horror
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Aspiring occult technitions and a catankerous demon make for hilarity, no?
reviewed February 2, 2006
Last Call for Allie Cohall by ninette1 Horror
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Crude and vulgar like a broke mirror, this tale talks about tail, leaving the viewer in abject disbelief! ~ Deceptively satisfying.
reviewed February 1, 2006
The Chingwell Thunderclap by lamlat Action
Out of place actors, stumble onto a school motif, where they quickly fall apart. reviewed February 1, 2006
Dirty Rider by lamlat Action
Mediocre action, rife with continuity errors. reviewed February 1, 2006
How To Be Cool in 3 Easy Steps by Tsunamidog Comedy
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Loved every mammy-jammin' second of it!
reviewed January 31, 2006
Discusting Old Lady by BENDICK44 Comedy
Totally f-ing hilarious, but the old lady, she wasn't quite discusting enough for me . . . maybe in the sequel? reviewed January 31, 2006
Space Nazis Must Die! by darthuv Sci-Fi
Nazis foiled by space vixens! What's not to love!? reviewed January 31, 2006
Why Ganja Is Cursed by aarn777 Comedy
Totally wicked! Is there anyone playing this game who isn't chronic? Oh yeah, these shlobos who rated your movie improperly! reviewed January 30, 2006
Mr Jones High School Crush by aarn777 Comedy
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I hope we get a sequel!
reviewed January 30, 2006
Odd Musical by KeViNp Comedy
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well that was odd
reviewed January 30, 2006
Oracular Nestor Deamous Teil 1 by caystarz Horror
Fan-[bad-word!]ing-tastic! reviewed January 30, 2006
east meets west by danielbilliald Action
High impact robo-action. The white flag was raised a little too early for my tastes. reviewed January 30, 2006
Meat Your Butcher by ninette1 Horror
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A psychopathic butcher has had enough of society and is driven to madness and murder as he renders out the justice of a thousand dead pigs! 'Quite romantic, really . . .
reviewed January 30, 2006
sin by RyanAndy Action
Some great action sequences, especially with the swat! Also, i enjoyed the musical soundtrack, but it all seemed disjointed and non-cohesive. reviewed January 30, 2006
Rockem-Sockem Robots The Movie by Acquired_Taste Comedy
It lacked that undercut-head dislocation that we've come to expect from 'Rock 'em Sock 'em'. And unfortunately that is the pinacle of the game, especially when you're situated on top of it! Excellence... reviewed January 30, 2006
Frankenstine (trailer) by thebaloob123 Horror
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Hope it gets made, we all need a scientists lab!
reviewed January 29, 2006
Tantalus by RevStar Horror
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An occult driven horror/action epic saturated with zombies, knives and death!
reviewed January 29, 2006
Bunnies Day Out by IronMantis Comedy
I think we've all been there, with the white rabbit. Just one question, is everyone on TMO chronic? reviewed January 29, 2006
The Priest and The Virgin (2!) by ninette1 Horror
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One of the most mis-titled film series returns as the "priest" and the "virgin" return for a second helping of "love", "respect", and "chastity"; helping us truly define the boundaries of our own sexuality!
reviewed January 29, 2006
The Lounge Singer by Dulci Romance
ZZZZzzzz . . . reviewed January 28, 2006
10 ways to kill Jason Vorhees by jar3d Action
Great! But Jason died a little too easily at times, methinks. reviewed January 28, 2006
Tipsy the Clown in I Hate Cell Phones Vol1 by Ranedthel Comedy
Poetic justice dished out with a polka-dot hammer! RRRrrroowwwr! reviewed January 28, 2006
Scary Beginners by patty82 Comedy
You heard it all. ~ thanks, though. reviewed January 28, 2006
Craziest Explosions And Stuff! by Littleman3 Comedy
This thing is a hilarious special effects extravaganza! reviewed January 28, 2006
Facts of Life by andewg2 Comedy
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The birds and the bees got nothing on this story!
reviewed January 28, 2006
Tales on the Range by andewg2 Comedy
What-a-what!? reviewed January 28, 2006
6 little Words by andewg2 Comedy
So that's how that joke ends! reviewed January 28, 2006
Cold Water by andewg2 Comedy
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This classic tale of afro-american masculine identity, splendidly realized and retold would surely bring a tear to Pryor's eye!
reviewed January 28, 2006
On Vacation by andewg2 Comedy
An accurate analysis of the old world order. Soon to be replaced . . . reviewed January 28, 2006
Hold My Package by lizardthing Action
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[bad-word!]ing terrific!
reviewed January 28, 2006
Bakers Challenge by IronMantis Comedy
Definitely in the uppercrusts of comedy! Ironmantis has obviously experienced many of these situations, for the feelings conveyed by the actor ring soo true. reviewed January 28, 2006
El Cattivo by Streberking Action
Kunst, gleicht, kapital! All this violence for a few sticks of loco-weed? reviewed January 28, 2006
Gun III - The Gunslinger by chang Action
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If stephen King could get that straw outta' his nose long enough to take a look at this rendition, i think he'd shed a single tear.
reviewed January 28, 2006
wanna go for a ride (danger) by dasman Horror
A dark, twisted ride down the highway at dusk, of the mind . . . reviewed January 28, 2006
Bone Saw by ninette1 Horror
What is this, another brokeback!? 'Hope #2 has less men bonding and more ma'am splattering! reviewed January 28, 2006
Bone Saw 2 by ninette1 Horror
This is like your 'return of the jedi", only more degenerate, like. ~ Word! reviewed January 28, 2006
Bone Saw 3 by ninette1 Horror
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You don't need a doctor, all you need is a Bud light and a Tom Collins!
reviewed January 28, 2006
Super Fro The enhanced version by Cronos02 Action
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Racial stereotyping AND the inclusion of Flava Flav earned you the cheddar!
reviewed January 26, 2006
Monster Talent Competition by swoletrain Comedy
Not enough monsters, except for those in predictable situations. reviewed January 26, 2006
110th Street by swoletrain Action
Top notch VO's and everything else. A solid genre piece, seriously contructed! reviewed January 26, 2006
Gorillaburger by DeBeef Comedy
It delivers what it promises . . . reviewed January 26, 2006
Cheech And Chong Undead Movie Trailer by PRINCEINEXILE Comedy
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Your favourite Psychedelic outcasts find a new way to stick it to the man!
reviewed January 26, 2006
The Robot Who Only Wanted to Fit In by SpaceMan102 Romance
So that's how robots do 'it'. reviewed January 25, 2006
Space Girl by Betral Sci-Fi
Lots of lazer action spices up this routine sci-fi tale. reviewed January 25, 2006
The Sissy by hreynold02 Comedy
I always wondered what their, (Adolf&Joseph's), conversation would be like! DEEeepP! reviewed January 25, 2006
The United States of COMMUNISM! by hreynold02 Comedy
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Um, this was true art. Archive.org for 'materials'?
reviewed January 25, 2006
Plan 9 from Outer Space The Remake by thedevilsreject Sci-Fi
B&W coulda made it! Also, i wanted to see Tor topless. reviewed January 25, 2006
Juice N Cookies by Mauricemeansbusiness Comedy
Way to belt out those platitudes like they was . . . um . . .goin' outta' style! reviewed January 25, 2006
The Priest and the Virgin by ninette1 Horror
What great Period piece. I knew she wasn't a virgin . . . reviewed January 24, 2006
A Man Called Death (Trailer) by Dysfunktion Horror
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Evil, stochastic, and terrifying! Hope the film is this good.
reviewed January 24, 2006
Love and Blood by velcon Romance
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Cool, clean and concise . . . 'not a big fan of the genre.
reviewed January 24, 2006
Stigma by sorrow13 Horror
What exactly was his disfigurement? I wanted to see some kind of parasitic twin sticking outta' him, or something. Awsome victims! Oh, and voiceovers. reviewed January 24, 2006
Lots of Laughs With Your IDEAS! by Dulci Comedy
Great concept; collective hive-mind writing. I almost wrote into this thing, but everything i wrote was more vulgar than the Monkey and Bunny love! Thank you Residents! reviewed January 24, 2006
2001 SPACE ODISSEY (TMO version) by DavidSS Sci-Fi
Better than the original! Well, maybe that's a stretch, but thanks to the narration, i understood it better. reviewed January 24, 2006
Hansy Jensan Asks It All by UnitedStars Comedy
Great flick, totally off the wall! But which one was Elijah, and which one was 'Hansey'? reviewed January 24, 2006
Commitment by sarbonn Romance
Where's the twist everyone is talking about? Imprisonement is pretty standard fare in the dating realm. reviewed January 24, 2006
The Fireside by bobwallett Action
Great voice acting ~ even if most of it was indecipherable! I caught the retired hooker comment. reviewed January 24, 2006
The Barbons - Episode 101 by Elbarto_3D Comedy
Mmmm . . . delicious homo-erotisism! And it's true, what they said about beer drinkers. Subtitles were to fast, though. reviewed January 24, 2006
Atomic Saucer Men by zachoo Comedy
Gotta bookmark this puppy! reviewed January 23, 2006
Reflections on a life by morgan-92 Horror
Reminds me of my own life, but with less hair. reviewed January 23, 2006
Surviving the A-Bomb by wormie Horror
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What's not to like, zombies and silicone!!!
reviewed January 22, 2006
30s Life by xboxmike Sci-Fi
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Jean'Clit gives us a realistic portrayl of life as a criminal and the pitfalls that come with it! Some music woulda' been nice.
reviewed January 22, 2006
Project Nazi Burger by joeyiscool Comedy
Someone always has to die, when titans clash! reviewed January 22, 2006
The Blind Gunslinger by dasman Action
Totally intense! Genius VO's, authentic music and an ear for trouble; all the right ingredients for an epic saga . . . We better get part two, right away! reviewed January 22, 2006
Minor Change by NoBigThing Comedy
I can really relate to the chore it is sometimes just to get to your pints! Tricky meta-switcharoo, too! reviewed January 22, 2006
The Studio - Online by Tarison Comedy
Good costumes, but as far as plot, dialogue, Vo's, there's better out there. Probably from this user! reviewed January 22, 2006
The Scouts of the Enemy by movie_maker101 Action
Cool, dark war film. The 16mm, hand coloured stock really adds true grit! reviewed January 22, 2006
Fatty by kevinduh Comedy
Solid, baby! reviewed January 22, 2006
Dog XXXX by Dylen Comedy
I remember hearing that one on the schoolyard. ~ Kudos! reviewed January 22, 2006
Attack of the Flesh-Eating Punks by DanTman Comedy
Oi! reviewed January 22, 2006
Gun Slinger by Agent_Masquerade Action
Straight from Hell, this western delivers! reviewed January 22, 2006
Underling by Zogg Action
You've heard it all before . . . good show! reviewed January 21, 2006
Confessions of a Zombie by PRINCEINEXILE Comedy
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Great little flick, boldly exposes the lies, concerning this highly misunderstood element in today's society. Red Foxx does a nice voice-over to boot!
reviewed January 20, 2006
Here Lies The Billy McGee Story by 6-Headedmonster Action
A cautionary tale, that really cuts the mustard! reviewed January 19, 2006
Hell Water by lamlat Action
Some good fights, but where were all the weapons coming from? reviewed January 19, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) by crazeyal Comedy
Pure fromage! reviewed January 19, 2006
Lost Skeleton of Cadavra Falls Down Stairs by suedenim Comedy
I loved the original - and this even more! reviewed January 19, 2006
DEAD LOVE CHUCK by PRINCEINEXILE Action
Deadpan humour, deadpan horror, and deadpan laughs . . . did i mention Chuck's girlfriend? reviewed January 18, 2006
Retrospect by MovieMakerStapes Action
didn't do much for me. reviewed January 18, 2006
High Plains Robot by Pulp Celluloid Action
What-a-wha !?! reviewed January 18, 2006
A Day on the Starship Enterprise (R) by leastman Sci-Fi
I have a taping (but no vcr!), of the 'rainbow' in which 'Geordie' explains the inner workings of a pigs intestine to a class of children! Don't listen to these backwards P.C.'s, ~ there's a little th... reviewed January 18, 2006
One Star Bandit by Sevenhertz Comedy
I've seen this thing like 666 times, and i never voted on it! It's now so densely ingrained into my molecular structure, to deny it would only be self-flaggelating! reviewed January 18, 2006
Monkey Stew by ninette1 Comedy
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Shades of Kubrick, with that classic simian flair.
reviewed January 18, 2006
DMP a true story by dumbmoronicproductions Comedy
I really dug the flashback episode, man. reviewed January 18, 2006
Dont You (Forget To Wipe) by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
Remember, it's front to back! reviewed January 18, 2006
[eye-hurting-word!] An Unhealthy Obsession by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
Usettlingly accurate . . . a little too much so. reviewed January 18, 2006
Cold Steel The Backalley Brawl by stroudie Action
Where'd he get the clip? Hilarious ending! reviewed January 18, 2006
Women Drivers by Dulci Comedy
You know, what the oehter guy said; good voicework and pacing, etc . . . I just don't like drivers. reviewed January 18, 2006
Undead Mildred by paulbrock2 Comedy
Where was mildred? reviewed January 17, 2006
DEAD ROMANCE by PRINCEINEXILE Action
Never in my days of movie making, and watching, have come across a more poignant and sophisticated romance! I was WoWed by all the high-speed scene transitions. reviewed January 17, 2006
Carry On Aliens by leather_apron Sci-Fi
Very 'Carry On'. Witty entendres left and right . . . i just read a little slower. reviewed January 17, 2006
THE BAGGAGE BOY GOES TO NEW YORK 2 by MovieMoghul Comedy
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Well Dy-no-mite!
reviewed January 17, 2006
First Date by pearsonhouse Romance
Too senti.mental for me. I dug the pace and the modelling. reviewed January 17, 2006
Meet the Neighbors 2 Meet The Creatures by KiCkmEdOOd1 Comedy
It didn't really go anywhere . . . i liked the punctuation . . . and the knife weilding rabbit . . . reviewed January 17, 2006
Vampire Assassin!!! by cabaret Comedy
That was, hands down, the funniest [oh please!]gy-dog joke as told by the father from The Brak Show! While i'm sure the drinks helped, this really is the best! reviewed January 17, 2006
Constant Gardening by ninette1 Action
I gotta say, as a chronic AND a stalker, i gotta say, you've got all the bases covered. The ending brought a single tear to my eye! reviewed January 17, 2006
Lionheads Top Movie Makers by Oh_Come_On Comedy
Dog + shotgun = Big fun. 'Liked the ending, too. reviewed January 16, 2006
The Passion of the Chicken by PRINCEINEXILE Romance
Interspecies relations tell us more about our own fears and phobias. Very Cinema Verite! reviewed January 16, 2006
Captain Zeno and the Fembots by dasman Sci-Fi
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Amazing voiceover fx! I was kinda' voting for Dealer Dan, and his delicious toxic tobacco, but that's how it goes.
reviewed January 15, 2006
Spacey Stacey vs Xena the Alien Escort by dasman Sci-Fi
Way to harvest that DNA! A nice happy ending . . . reviewed January 15, 2006
The Golden Birds Genes by dasman Sci-Fi
Science fiction OR science fact? reviewed January 15, 2006
Awkward! by Luskington Comedy
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reviewed January 15, 2006
Who wears the pants by sexypenguin41 Comedy
Good analogies and an eighties flavour create an almost 'breakfast club'-in-the-forest feel for this comedy. Especially the hilarious ending. reviewed January 14, 2006
The Lonesome Pea[be polite!] by erinnicole93 Romance
The greatest homo-erotic cowboy film this side of breakback mountain! Yee-hah! reviewed January 14, 2006
Dont Laugh at Me by rjb2112 Romance
Gimmee a break. The music was good. The dialogue was hurtin'. reviewed January 14, 2006
Further by johnokinawa Romance
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I really liked the dirty talk. Good modeling, too. Also, because i spend so much time in strip clubs, i could really relate to the pole dancer. Kudos for a touching, sophisticated view of the way boys...
reviewed January 14, 2006
The Urban Suburbans by creambunny Action
This flick was great! I really liked the surprise ending, which to me symbolizes racial reconciliation and unity. The # guy is obviously an anal retentive. -1 star because Emilio Estevez was a nobody ... reviewed January 14, 2006
Driving by Luskington Comedy
It's pretty obvious Demon_Duck is that little [wash your mouth out!], Luskington. And although i appreciate the CV for your [eye-hurting-word!]ty reviews, don't you consider it cheating to be voting o... reviewed January 14, 2006
Military Schmilitary by Luskington Action
It's pretty obvious Demon_Duck is that little [bad-word!], Luskington. And although i appreciate the CV for your [bad-word!]ty reviews, don't you consider it cheating to be voting on your own movies? reviewed January 14, 2006
Movie Idol by herr_lipp Comedy
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A perfect sign, that the West is digesting itself from within, this docu-drama bites to the quick! Ahmed grins as this film spits in the eye of the great Satan!! The director's parents must be very proud.
reviewed January 14, 2006
Angels with Rapid-Fire Rayguns by Gotquank Sci-Fi
I'm with goranivan. ~maybe not so annoyingly so. reviewed January 13, 2006
You Laugh I Cry by dasman Action
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This film made feel uncomfortable. I wish it made the stars feel the same way! But seriously, sometimes one can be too relaxed with ones enviornment.
reviewed January 13, 2006
Girls Night Out by dasman Action
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Ho's with hearts tear our souls out with their malicious hijinx.
reviewed January 13, 2006
Penultimate FDS by SOULSWORD Comedy
Great costumes, and hey freaks of a feather, fall together. However, not near enough underwear models! reviewed January 12, 2006
One Night Stands by erinnicole93 Romance
No Review reviewed January 12, 2006
Public Service Announcement by Luskington Comedy
I eat babies, freak, and i'm highly offended that you not only oppose that practice but also criticize others that do! I mean, i don't mock you because you mount horses. But seriously, some nice clear... reviewed January 12, 2006
The Special Olympics by sexypenguin41 Comedy
Your dynamic use of backdrops was only outdone by your glorious sense of subject matter, which was revelation to say the least! reviewed January 9, 2006
BUTTPLUG!!! by crazeyal Action
Brazen and fresh; ~ the name says it all, literally! No one would say that word as many times in a row, so two points off for that. reviewed January 9, 2006
The Uruguay Indictment by wetting Action
Who wants to see a guy argue with his girlfriend? reviewed January 6, 2006
The Bird by Monty717 Action
'Love that monkey! reviewed January 6, 2006
Chicken Fabulous by tanguygetz Comedy
No Review reviewed January 6, 2006
Control by niedorf Horror
Who showers with their bra on?! The story was actually quite mediocre. It did have it's merits, though. reviewed January 6, 2006
B(R)EASTS by tanguygetz Horror
Good editing. . . nice, readable subs . . . ahh what am i saying? Big gazongas! Two points per areole! One for the rest. reviewed January 5, 2006
Pwned by phredcetera Comedy
Hi-larius! reviewed January 4, 2006
The Chingwell Thunderclap by Mooo_25 Comedy
Great die-logg and what a happy ending! reviewed January 4, 2006
Tribulations Of A Gentleman by devilmonkey_1192 Comedy
No Review reviewed January 4, 2006
Gone Crazy by frankypoo Action
Pretty all over the place, no? An utter disregard for any continuity! Brilliant?! reviewed January 4, 2006
Chicken goes to the Carnival by wildcard01 Comedy
No Review reviewed January 4, 2006
Hitler vs Gandhi by stubi773 Action
No sound and frankly i don't think you get the gist of Gandhi's teachings. Hitler was cool, though. reviewed January 4, 2006
Final Voyage by vinceholz Sci-Fi
Good drama, but just a teaser reviewed January 4, 2006
The Showdown by williamager Sci-Fi
Short n' sweet. reviewed January 3, 2006
FIB by bluerockstudios Sci-Fi
Jack's a real tough guy, what with his powder blue suit and orange car! Does FIB stand for f---ing idiotic bullsh-t? Pretty good story, though. reviewed January 3, 2006
a little forest story by BadJokeDude Comedy
No Review reviewed January 3, 2006
High Noon by BigBamBam Action
No Review reviewed January 3, 2006
City Of Pain by Nuntos Horror
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Although i didn't have a clue as to what they were saying, (it is German, after all), really well choreographed and good use of make-up. Werner Herzog watch out!
reviewed January 3, 2006
Reanimator by Dherian Action
Although i didn't know who was the villian or hero, (as they seemed to switch sides at some points), i did like the gratuitous use of panty shots from the captain. Always a plus! reviewed January 3, 2006
War In Action by BeastBoy Action
Very anti-climactic. reviewed January 3, 2006
h4x tbh! by McBain Action
I liked the dub, but pretty uneventful. reviewed January 3, 2006
Threes THE Crowd by LKelley998 Romance
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I'm big on bestiality, and all that, but it was a little confusing when the starlett in question was jumping from guy to guy like yesterday's fashions!
reviewed January 2, 2006
Chickens V bunnies by someguy2 Action
Who says Easter is just about Christ's resurrection anymore?! reviewed January 2, 2006
Wild-Wide-West by SuperArie Action
Lots of knives and the living dead! Just what i look for in a western. reviewed December 31, 2005
The Memories of War by MorbPunk Action
Some nice action. Pesky machine-gunners! reviewed December 31, 2005
Faster Than The Speed of Light by LKelley998 Sci-Fi
Slower than molasses. reviewed December 31, 2005
Trench Of Destiny by vakas Action
I like the crappy colour, but not much happens. reviewed December 31, 2005
Amnitiville horror 2 Moving in! by bluedhift Horror
It kinda dragged. . .also, it's obvious that whoever played Cathy is a transy-in-waiting. reviewed December 31, 2005
Vampyromaniac by pcarlow Horror
Couldn't you have gotten an older or uglier chick as the vamp!? And it didn't really go anywhere, did it. reviewed December 31, 2005
I Killed John Lennon by dragon132114 Action
John Lennon was a long-haired hippie. And that wasn't yoko in that car~hmmm? Plus female cops, in the seventies!? All in all, quite sloppy. reviewed December 31, 2005
Das Schwuppen-Schiff by spodoc Comedy
Typical german homo-erotica. This time, with too much helium. reviewed December 31, 2005
Gologtha vivo! by pow83 Horror
You just rendered out a preplanned film! ~Yawn. reviewed December 31, 2005
She Was a Phat Ride by Doc_Z Comedy
Why the subs and the dubs? I hate Santa. reviewed December 31, 2005
Red City Hitman by nitrousoxide52 Action
Some okay action scenes, but overall pretty predictable. reviewed December 28, 2005
THE HALOIST II -- Trailer by ArtificialArtist Sci-Fi
There was nothing to this apart from use of stop motion. And if it's the [naughty word!], and needs a month release date, it's probably too long to fit into your dropbox. reviewed December 28, 2005
Nuclear Fiction by Guyperson Sci-Fi
Random good. Nuclear fiction bad. reviewed December 28, 2005
The Jamie that Struck the World by pinkisthebest Horror
No Review reviewed December 28, 2005
My Love Goes On (Even in Death) by Brokienheart Romance
Some intersting and well done editing. No-music to all-music was cool. Neat Sfx. The story was sentimental drivel and was thoroughly predictable. reviewed December 28, 2005
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
It's too short, thank god. reviewed December 28, 2005
Where Are My Shoes! by heylook86 Action
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What can i say; i'm a sucker for a knife-wielding chicken!
reviewed December 28, 2005
A Kiss For Desdemonda by lecaval Sci-Fi
Excellent voices and scene synchs but overall a pretty tired plot and listen to the cheeseball names; sigma IV, The wanderer, etc. yech! The direction by Davin Vanpe was pretty good. I've had the plea... reviewed December 28, 2005
The True story of Rebbeca and Kristopher-1 by sickface Romance
Get a girlfriend. Rebbeca's [wash your mouth out!] are as big as her head! Everytime she's lying down doing stuff, (which is pretty much the whole movie), her arm intersects her chest! It's ridiculous. reviewed December 28, 2005
Dont be in the way when Archi goes Bald by toastytoes Comedy
Pretty funny, definitely random. reviewed December 28, 2005
the life of a albino ape by austin54321 Comedy
No Review reviewed December 28, 2005
A Saucerful Of Communism by waitey1234 Sci-Fi
No Review reviewed December 26, 2005