matneee
Number of Movies: 10
Number of Winning Movies: 1
Average Rating Received: 3.73

Number of Movies Reviewed: 234
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 30
Average Rating Given: 3.18
 
Movies Released by matneee
The Island (Re-Upload) Action
This is a re-release of #1 chart animation 'The Island -Proof of Concept' - I'm re-uploading it as I still get asked questions by people who've not seen it. NO NEED TO RATE IT. I've also uploaded it t... posted October 27, 2006
The Castle Dragon - Charity Animation Action
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The Best Visual Effects on TMO acording to reviews, with fantasy/medieval flavour. And this time it???s for charity! I'm afraid to say it's probably the last one I'll be uploading to TMO though - the ...
posted October 12, 2006
The Island - Proof of concept animation Action
Simply put, the best visual effects on TMO to date, according to some viewers:) (actually, the ones in my New Animation 'The Castle & Dragon' are even better;)) I'm probably removing this soon, so th... posted October 5, 2006
Stunts and Effects Pack Demo Comedy
Probably my best film this year. This shows the S&E pack in all it's full glory. If you only watch one S&E demo, then make sure it's THIS one. I can honestly say I think viewers will be raving over it... posted June 8, 2006
InteractoVision(tm) Tech Demo Comedy
"At Last, we at Down the Hatch Studios are proud to bring you the InteractoVision(tm) Tech Demo!!! After years of painstaking research, our pioneering team of Imagineers have finally perfected this br... posted March 4, 2006
Stage Set - Tech Demo Comedy
(To the small percentage of reviewers who havn't realised, can I point out this film is really a joke?) This is the single most important tech demo anyone will ever see ever and in no way is a very po... posted February 16, 2006
Light Level Test Horror
PLEASE DON'T REVIEW THIS - I'M JUST TESTING ONLINE LIGHT LEVELS seriously folks - please stop putting reviews in for this. It's not a film. posted December 5, 2005
Seraphim - Teaser Horror
From the maker of Risen. This is a teaser trailer for a new series I'm working on. It was supposed to be out in January - all six episodes are in fact written and scripted - but it's been put on hold ... posted November 29, 2005
Risen Horror
***THIS THING IS ABSOLUTELY ANCIENT NOW, AND I ONLY KEEP IT FOR THE SAKE OF NOSTALGIA. It's looking horribly dated now, to be honest;)*** This animation earned me a People's Choice Award in the Futur... posted November 18, 2005
Rise Horror
No Description posted November 17, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by matneee
OBLIVION Trailer by Damien7 Action
A bit slow for a trailer, to be honest. There's no real 'hook' moment that makes me want to watch the finished thing. Also, as pointed out, you'll need to get full permission from Bethesda Softworks f... reviewed August 17, 2007
frogman by kwistufa Horror
It's an OK showcase, but doesn't really have enough of a 'hook' if it's intended to be a trailer or get us watching the finished product. The filter being used it probably a little too heavy as well I... reviewed May 11, 2007
Thong of the Dead by Marvellousguppimovies Comedy
Probably going to be an unpopular review, however.... This just wasn't very funny. Essentially, it's a series of fairly mediocre jokes strung together with generic action scenes and was, in general, ... reviewed May 5, 2007
The Hollow Dance - In The Name of Love by mixmasterfestus Action
Meh, not bad;) . . . . . OK, OK, so it was pretty durn good, I have to admit. To pick fault with this would be churlish as it was almost universally excellent. It has a striking and engaging visual st... reviewed May 5, 2007
Supple Grab by clyde Comedy
I have no idea why, but that was bloody brilliant:) reviewed February 14, 2007
GAMESTATION IX by Irish_Scorpion Action
The biggest problem here is the sound - you really need to avoid overlapping dialogue, get the speech to synch with the subtitles and so on. It's a big let down in that respect. The presentation has g... reviewed January 26, 2007
Moby Dick by themonkthemonk Comedy
Groan... While I'm all for trying new ideas on TMO, you screwed the joke up completely here. It actually would have worked FAR FAR better with about 30 seconds of credits before the punchline. Still,... reviewed January 16, 2007
Silent Hills by jpwood Horror
This breaks a staggering amount of the Copyright agreements in the game's Terms of Use. Please remove it for the good of the community. reviewed January 16, 2007
Planetary Flights by bongoman Sci-Fi
Should come in handy for people to use. I'd have maybe liked to have seen some better use of clouds or perhaps particle effects in the planet rings and so forth, but I good none the less:) reviewed January 14, 2007
The Best Alien Invasion Movie EVER! by lancedance Comedy
I've got to say, that is genuinely one of the worst films I've ever seen on TMO. It simply isn't funny on any level - saying '[not-so-nice-word!]' or 'queer' in a scentence doesn't make it automatical... reviewed December 13, 2006
TruthOfMars2 by bongoman Sci-Fi
Technically superb! The use of transparent CGI overlays has had the potential for great effects for quite some time, and it;s great to see them begining to be realised. I've been playing about with th... reviewed December 12, 2006
Movie City Exterminators 2 by Yodabob Comedy
Very good, dude, very good:) There's some excellent editing and direction here, although it would have needed slightly stronger jokes to get a 5 from me (that's by no means saying the jokes were bad -... reviewed December 10, 2006
SCREW Part 1 by micha83 Sci-Fi
I'd heard good things about this so I was slightly dissapointed in the end. It's well shot and edited and the sound is good (although some of the Visual Effects are quite a way off cutting edge), but ... reviewed November 14, 2006
Bu- Screw This (Music Vid) by bufu0 Comedy
I'm not really a fan of HipHop and, to be honest, the lyrics of this were just a self-indulgent complaint about reviews. Pretty pedestrian scene selection and editing as well, to be honest. Not terrib... reviewed November 5, 2006
Gamestation IV by Irish_Scorpion Comedy
This doesn't really convey the excitement that gameshows are supposed to thrive on, I'm afraid. Maybe VO's could go a long way to help that, but as it is it just lacks that certain Glitz and Sparkle t... reviewed November 3, 2006
Game Over 2 by ShyShy Comedy
I'm this suffers from a lot of the same problems that the first one did. For a start, the script leaves a lot to be desired. The script needs a lot more work - it kind of feels like you were making th... reviewed November 1, 2006
Chat Room by sidy Horror
Liking this a lot:) A nice take on the 'Urban Myth' style of horror. It's generally well shot, but importantly it creates the right kind of atmosphere. I'd have liked the animation to be smoother, as ... reviewed October 31, 2006
The Truth Of Mars - Dream by bongoman Sci-Fi
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Utterly....Breathtaking. I genuinely cannot find fault with this. Very probably the best film I've seen on TMO to date. I don't know what else I can say, really...
reviewed October 29, 2006
The Truth Of Mars by bongoman Sci-Fi
The Colours! The Horrible Colours!!! ;) Seriously though - this is a technical tour-de-force! I don't think I've seen a more polished movie on TMO as far as visual presentation goes, and I genuinely ... reviewed October 29, 2006
QUIETUS III by josephkw Horror
Obviously, as an unfinished film using storyboards to tell a substantial section of it, I can't give this 5 stars. But what is here is very well crafted. I can't really find anything to criticise, to ... reviewed October 28, 2006
bank of the dead by ccm404 Horror
That was...odd. There was no storyline what so ever and no dialogue or charactarisation, so there'n not really anything to judge in this. Maybe doing some more planning would help you? Sketch out a fe... reviewed October 28, 2006
Bullet to the head (Mod Test) by Hanks22 Action
No originality or effort on your part what so ever. It's lazy to upload a tech demo that just uses mods that someone else made. Try harder in future. reviewed October 27, 2006
When the dead Woke (part 1) by Hanks22 Horror
Hmm. Well, it's badly acted, the script is poorly written, the story is practically non existant, the sound is poorly edited, there are inappropriate pauses in dialogue, some shots seem to hang on far... reviewed October 27, 2006
SILENT TOWN (Musicvideo) by danielbach Horror
THat song is 'You're Not Here' performed by Melissa Williamson and is track 2 from the SILENT HILL III soundtrack. It is copyrighted and not allowed on TMO. Please remove it immediately - these things... reviewed October 27, 2006
We Come In Peace (Episode One) by 02PARSIM Comedy
This is an interesting little diversion. There's some good camera work and use of sets, and some of the music is pretty good. The script could probably use some work from a comedy point of view, thoug... reviewed October 26, 2006
Secret Promise by MelonTheCreeker Horror
It's a fairly good (if unoriginal) premise for an animation. However, your execution does need work. You use far to many short cuts giving a fairly jarring feeling to any given scene, some of your sub... reviewed October 25, 2006
Tuesday the 31st by homemadeeye Comedy
This well shot, and you show a very good grasp of camera angles and technical skill. But, well, judged as a Comedy it's just not very funny. It's basically a series of one liners strung to gether, non... reviewed October 24, 2006
Formula One by stokestudios Action
If you'd actually made the source footage yourself, this would have been impressive and deserving of a good rating. But you've just really converted a video clip to overlays - and speaking from experi... reviewed October 21, 2006
Blood and Guts by StokeStudios Action
As a slice of history, this would have been OK. But unfortunately that is the speech from the film Patton, as read my George C Scott. It's copyright infringement and can't be on TMO for that reason, I... reviewed October 20, 2006
Bubbles (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
I know a similar one about Michael Jackson;) reviewed October 20, 2006
Game Over by ShyShy Action
The fact that the description has to point out this is really a comedy doesn't bode well for the film - if you've got to tell people it's funny then it's not funny. The editing and camera work in this... reviewed October 16, 2006
Those silly people by crap23 Comedy
It's not bad for a first movie:) There's a couple of good jokes (I liked the clown one), but, er, I think it needs some sound, maybe?;) reviewed October 13, 2006
WTF by vatrel34 Comedy
Totally random. In fact, the 2nd totally random movie I've watched in the last 10 minutes. Either I'm losing my mind, or they're starting to grow on me.... reviewed October 13, 2006
bad boy school by 007fisher Comedy
That was...totally random. But not without a certain charm;) reviewed October 13, 2006
The Hound by slarner Horror
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I'm a big lovecraft fan, and I thought that to be a very good adaptation indeed:) It was quite understated, but it really captured something of the atmosphere of his stories, which is the fundamental ...
reviewed October 12, 2006
It Came From The Sea by MrDeMillipede Comedy
Huzzah! Robert Rankin meets H P Lovecraft by way of FIlm Noir - It's what the world's been waithing for:) While there are those that will say that this is just a cheap excuse for a series of extremenl... reviewed October 10, 2006
Underpants Man - The Movie by biggstrek Comedy
At last it's here! The film that puts the Man in Underpants! Or something like that at any rate;) Liking this a lot, Mr Trek. Good script, good direction, some amazing effects, brilliant voice-acting... reviewed October 9, 2006
I HATE CUSTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by wackyal3000 Comedy
Well, I followed the 'Please rate my movie' link you left in your review of my animation (terribly abusive review, btw - I've reported it to the site admins), and I've tried to watch this. Unfortunate... reviewed October 9, 2006
Masked Killer 3 (Remade) by ShyShy Horror
I've got to sat I'm inclined to agree with BamRyan here. As a horror film, this leaves a lot to be desired. THere's little in the way of building any real tension, and sound is almost totally ignored.... reviewed October 9, 2006
Irony (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
To quote somebody or other (the late, great Groucho Marks, I think) "Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana", and I'd like to think the great man himself would have liked this. Then a... reviewed September 29, 2006
The Kat by clyde Comedy
That made absolutely no sense whatsoever! Fortunately, I am a man renowned for my dubious taste in 'entertainment' and that undeniably entertained me. I have no idea why. Mow! reviewed September 18, 2006
The Innsmouth Horror by toriel Horror
This is a fair attempt at telling an innsmouth story, but it feels a little flat. There's not much by way of build up - everything seems to be presented as pretty quick cuts between scenes ('Let's go ... reviewed September 14, 2006
Teaser of the Bite of the Knobgobbler by nunberry Horror
Gosh. I was going to wait until the 8th before writing this review (so at least one good thing happens on your special day;)), but I got very drunk last night and don't feel very well - I write this ... reviewed September 7, 2006
DOOM - Trailer by starmovie Sci-Fi
It's quite a good trailer, but it breaks too many Copyright and Trademark regulations to be on TMO, I'm afraid:( reviewed August 29, 2006
SILENT TOWN (Trailer) by danielbach Horror
A superb trailer, easily the best I've yet seen on TMO. Ignoring the fact that the, er, extremely charasmatic female lead may have a few balance problems being built like that, the pacing, sequence pr... reviewed August 16, 2006
The New Spiderman by Whtmage84 Action
Breaks prety much every copyright and nudity rule on TMO, I'm afraid. Please remove this for the good of the community. reviewed August 3, 2006
BAIS 2 - The Wrath of Qwan by dfpiii Sci-Fi
I am a man renouned for my utter lack of tase and discrimination, and so was more than satisfied by this. Using Star Trek as a ramshackle structure to prop up a series of one liners is exactly what I ... reviewed July 8, 2006
Oh Its On 3 Ouichi Genshi Basutaa Alpha by mixmasterfestus Action
A Tour de Force in TMO special effects! The plot's maybe a little flimsy, but that's by not necessarily a bad thing in this kind of film. But the execution is flawless and the stylised method of prese... reviewed July 5, 2006
Battle For Earth First Contact by cruise1970 Sci-Fi
Not bad. It's a good enough take on a tried and tested plot. It perhaps takes too long saying what it has to say - it does drag at times - and there's quite a few rough edges as well. The aspect ratio... reviewed July 4, 2006
Burning Love by nunberry Romance
Dear Sir I notice with interest my inexplicable appearance in this movie as The mysterious golden plaque on the wall. I have no recollection of lending my not inconsiderable thespian talents to this ... reviewed June 30, 2006
Chronicles of Gordon Freeman Episode 3 by BentPr0ducti0ns Sci-Fi
This breaks far too many copyrights to get more than 1 star. The terms of use you agreed to when first playing the game say you can't upload stuff like this for a good readon - lionhead can get sued f... reviewed June 29, 2006
The Ultimate Showdown by chrisedmond Comedy
The phrase 'standing on the shoulders of giants' springs to mind. Probably breaks a few intellectual property rights regulations as well, I would imagine. reviewed June 22, 2006
Santa Hill by theboosh Horror
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Visually, this is good! You take your time over the buildup (which is refreshing to see) and oce the 'change' occurs, there's some nice angles and chots going on. The slow pace adds to the tension, wh...
reviewed June 21, 2006
Paint it black by peterl11 Action
Looks like the into from Tour of Duty. Use of copyrighted material without the consent of the copyright holder is not allowed an could be potentially damaging to the whole community, btw. Please rem... reviewed June 21, 2006
Ape Walks into a Bakery by Ell223 Comedy
Sorry - it just wasn't funny, I'm afraid. VO made it very difficult to hear punchline as well. Not the best delivery either:( reviewed June 18, 2006
Chaos Trailer by satansmunchkin Romance
I really hate doing this... As a trailer, this doesn't work. Every trailer needs it's own unique moment,but... There's just no 'hook' moment that makes me want to watch this - just a fairly disjointe... reviewed June 15, 2006
Ninjas in Space Trailer by docontheweb Comedy
Yup.This looks idiotic enough to entertain me. Much the same way I can never resistascreening of 'Attackof the killer tomatos' or'Cannibal women in the avocado jungle of death', I'd probably tune into... reviewed June 15, 2006
girls gone wild by bohn7 Romance
Can you even begin to imagine a more erotic image? The best thing about this film was probably the sound;) And nudity isn't allowed on TMO, I'm afraid. reviewed June 13, 2006
Matrix Before The One Episode 3 Teaser by 05JSMEDL Comedy
Pretty poor as a trailer, I'm afraid - it's far to slow and didn't really make me want to watch the full thing. Matrix films of this kind violate the copyright regulations as well, I think, so this pr... reviewed June 13, 2006
The First True Pornography Movie On TMO by Tigerlover Comedy
You can just about get away with something like this if it's about 10-15 seconds long and have a silly but fun sketch, but over 4 minutes of the same thing with no punchline? It doesn't work. Sometime... reviewed June 13, 2006
Excerpts From The Raven by Dulci Horror
Interesting that you can do a treatment of The Raven that manages to play out and stop just pefore , well, the actuall Raven would be mentioned;) This was handled well, although I'd question the choic... reviewed June 10, 2006
Test1 by soumya Comedy
Brilliant! This has a simple, old-world charm that is seldom seen in today's flash-bang extravaganzas. The subtle juxtaposition of the womans fragile uncertainty coupled with her confident, nay, DARIN... reviewed June 9, 2006
Chubzilla by reafreak29 Comedy
Sorry, I just didn't find this funny. It's basically a one-joke movie and you've not done much to make that joke work. You could maybe spend more time on the script - swearing is always a poor substit... reviewed June 8, 2006
Two ships do battle OMG! TMO version! by Buccura Sci-Fi
Got to one-star it I'm afraid. Apart from just being a demo of a few scenes nailed together, the freecam work is pretty shoddy. Ships often drift and stay off screen at innapropriate moments for the a... reviewed June 8, 2006
Test1 by soumya Comedy
Brilliant! This has a simple, old-world charm that is seldom seen in today's flash-bang extravaganzas. The subtle juxtaposition of the womans fragile uncertainty coupled with her confident, nay, DARIN... reviewed June 7, 2006
Memoirs of an Amnesiac by rposhard Comedy
In some sort of inexplicable psychic epiphany, I saw the joke approaching on the horizon, waving flags and banging drums 2 seconds after the initial credits. Nice enough idea for a disposable gag, but... reviewed June 4, 2006
Stunts and Defects Tech Demo by Tarison Romance
A genius title that will probably get the viewers in alone:) The animation itself is a pretty goog idea as well, though it's more 'smile' funny than laugh funny. It's a bit long for what it is to work... reviewed June 4, 2006
Test movie number 8 by steelblade_1 Romance
No offence, but I don't think I need to justify a 1-star review of this particular film;) reviewed June 4, 2006
Lovesong For A Knob Gobbler by nunberry Horror
Notes for those listening at school DUCK, COVER AND HOLD SCENARIO To set the scene for a duck and cover drill, the teacher reads this to the class. The class members do what is called for by the te... reviewed June 1, 2006
The Passion Of Beth -Trailer by StevenKreg Comedy
I know you uploaded this to the wrong genre and it's not supposed to be a comedy, but that bit where he says "I will never be spit on by a woman" and she replies "Then perhaps you will accept this" be... reviewed June 1, 2006
Chair Love by magic_school_bus Romance
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Not what I'd call riotously funny, but an endearing little sketch:) Extra star becauseI've not seen anything quite like it on tmo:)
reviewed May 29, 2006
Keanu Shatner Rollins by Jspaz Comedy
This would be genuinely brilliant, if it wasn't for 2 things. 1 - the horrible, terrible, diabolical "all scenes after a car driving past in city street have a car noise" bug (apparently it's not a b... reviewed May 29, 2006
The Keeper by Spookey_studios Horror
It's a pity you decided to utterly rip of "Terror Tales - Of Chief Concern" by Hypergnome literally scene for scene here. Christ, you even tried to copy some of the voices. And frankly you don't do it... reviewed May 26, 2006
Strange Dust (remastered) by Greenglades Horror
This is good for a first film! The opening credits are well done (ask you already know) and the arrival of 'object' is handled well. After that, the basic premiss of what is happening (especially the ... reviewed May 25, 2006
Alien Alley 1 The Grey by cloudbarret Sci-Fi
The biggest problem here is lack of planning, probably. A decent enough (if cliched) premise fora story, but I kind of get the impression that very little thought went into the actual scripting or sce... reviewed May 21, 2006
Dance Twiggy by satansmunchkin Comedy
No better or worse than the last one really. Don't get me wrong - I've got absolutely nothing against people uploading cartoons (hell, all the game CAN do is make cartoons, if were being truthful here... reviewed May 11, 2006
The First Adventures of Twiggy and Sticky by satansmunchkin Action
A lot of work has probably gone into this. It's undeniably impressive from a technical point of view, although ultimately this kind of animation doesn't really play too well when done using The Movies... reviewed May 11, 2006
New Doctor Who Trailer by tonyshek Sci-Fi
Much though I love Dr Who, this breaks a lot of copyright use rules and films like this could pose a genuine threat to the future ofTMO if the BBC find out. Please remove this for the good of the community:( reviewed April 27, 2006
Some call me Laz by Indres Action
Much though I love all things Robert Rankin, this breaks far to many copyright use regulations to get more than 1 star. You should take this down before TMO gets sued over it, I'm afraid. Try uploadin... reviewed April 25, 2006
Endless by satansmunchkin Romance
I've not watched this, but since my mind recently imploded during a bizzare lawnmowing accident and I now have the IQ of a baboon, I'm choosing to have a knee-jerk reaction against the Porn Demo and a... reviewed April 1, 2006
CLOSECALL WITH MORTALITIS INFINITAS by kwistufa Comedy
Hey - I liked this a lot:) I must admit I went into it thinking it's probably just a cash-in trying to get views using 'the name', but it's a genuinely goo flick in it's own right. Excellent VO and ed... reviewed March 31, 2006
Trailer PORN DEMO The Movie by michanist Romance
*Sigh* I think you dragged this out a little too long, mate. The first one genuinely made me laugh but you probably should have left it at that. Still, no worse than most comedies out there;) Incide... reviewed March 30, 2006
PORN DEMO by michanist Romance
Actually, that made me laugh. And anything that makes me laugh rather than being 'internet LOL' gets at least 4 stars:) reviewed March 24, 2006
Day of the dead by JoeMysterio Horror
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Much better than most zombie films on the site. OK, so it was hardly original, but there was some intelligent scene selecting and editing here, and it had a flow and pace to it that's well above avera...
reviewed March 18, 2006
The House by DaVoS888 Horror
Hardly original, I'm afraid. In fact,I believe Justin-In-Bangor tried this 4 months ago. And it was old then, due to the umpteen million internet versions being circulated. It's an idea that could w... reviewed March 17, 2006
The Cursed Story Of LASIE THE DOG by naughteydog Comedy
I just didn't find it funny, to be honest. Entertaining for about a minute, but it got thin pretty fast. reviewed March 16, 2006
Quick Drink SFX Preview by Mnkeeboy Horror
While you've undeniably put some effort into the animation, I couldn't help but leave feeling this is just going to end up as another zombie film. It kind of lacked that 'make me watch it!' moment tha... reviewed March 15, 2006
Murder On The Eurotunnel Express by salemdoom Horror
Not really 'horror' enough or comedy enough, really. It's a good starting idea for a spoof, but you really need to give it a story for it to work. Maybe spend a little time writing a longer script for... reviewed March 15, 2006
Escape from Death Planet by hannanbros Sci-Fi
That was...bizzare... OK, I'm not going to pretend this is the best made movie ever, but you already knew that. But it's not without a certain charm. There's enough one liners for it to get a couple o... reviewed March 15, 2006
You Dropped the F-Bomb by sphinx86 Comedy
A good idea for a film, but it shows that you were trying to do it in a short space of time. Maybe when you've got the chance you could spend more time on the script and humour, as this has potential:) reviewed March 10, 2006
I Dream of Baseball by DeBeef Comedy
Jesus.I wish I'd never mentioned it now... Those 3 stars are entirely for the Wurst-Mobile, BTW, which made me laugh:) reviewed March 9, 2006
Hokeymon Gold by gummer Comedy
Didn't make me laugh out loud, but easily one of the funnier comedies out there. The intro was maybe a little long though;) reviewed March 8, 2006
world of the giants by Irish_Scorpion Sci-Fi
While part II was short and punch enough to keep interst, this basically seemed to be 10 minutes of exposition while people walked between 1 ship and another. It was edited quite well, apart from the ... reviewed March 8, 2006
world of the giants by Irish_Scorpion Sci-Fi
Interesting, if hardly original (c'mon - it's land of the giants, isn't it...) There's a fair attempt at vreatign some excitement with the whole giant bee thing, although I don't think you use the par... reviewed March 8, 2006
Weird People And Wacky Behavior by Timo666 Comedy
Not bad, but more amusing than funny. It's a nice idea, but bigger laughs and a little more pace might help. But it works well enough for a 3 minute slot, though:) reviewed March 7, 2006
Showdown in Foggytown by FoDooG Comedy
Hey! This was generally a lot better than Come On! You may vaguely remember I 2-starred that and wrote about a screenful explaining why, but this was a lot better:) Again, the editing, VOs and especia... reviewed March 6, 2006
Broken Thoughts 2 - Teaser by satansmunchkin Romance
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Trailers like this are nothing but a cheap and vile way to make a few VCs and make me sick! For this, you deserve to be beaten with large sticks and then stapled to Ben Affleck to eke out the rest of ...
reviewed March 5, 2006
World War 3 Trailer by jowo Comedy
I quite liked this - it had a nice feel to it and wasn't the usual confused mess of disjointed images that most TMO trailers seem to be. It's interesting that you've managed to paint a picture of WWII... reviewed March 5, 2006
Flying Me Crazy by Tarison Sci-Fi
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Despite what you said in the forums about this basically being a tech demo, I liked this! This is possibly the best sci-fi I've watched here in a while(very much in the vein of John Wyndham and Nigel ...
reviewed March 5, 2006
Pleasure Portfolio by Bezzer36 Comedy
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Utterly mad, totally bizzaro, but above all - thoroughly entertaining. Which is what Movies are supposed to be. No question that this is a 5 star for me. I even liked the music:) As a serious aside, ...
reviewed March 4, 2006
Grass Growing TECH DEMO by nunberry Romance
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A horticultural masterpiece. This film will run for ever in garden centres up and down the country. And did I notice DeBeef as third cactus in the desert? Another fine performance from an increasingly...
reviewed March 4, 2006
Coffin Full of Revenge Redux by DeBeef Action
Falling somewhere between Robert Rodriguez and Alex Cox (google him - I can't be bothered explaining..) this is a true original that carves out it's own niche and squats there defiantly, daring you to... reviewed February 28, 2006
Kops by ninette1 Comedy
Pretty well made. The VOs are good and it has a fairly good 'reality tv' presentation feel to it. I think the beating scene wouldhave beenfunnier ifit hadfaded out shortly after the startthough - part... reviewed February 24, 2006
THE BIRDS (flu edition) by michanist Comedy
Not at all bad:) It's a bit scattershot and lacks the focus required to be a really good comedy - it's kind of like 2 or 3 different animations competing for attention - but there's some good ideas here. reviewed February 23, 2006
How NOT to Make a Movie by mattdawg420 Comedy
I'm with dulci on this one, I'm afraid. I's a nice idea (hell, I even did my own demo spoof a while back..) but it's not really laugh out loud funny. I think that's just because the humour is a little... reviewed February 23, 2006
Drugger by Frooplet Comedy
Probably would have got more if you hadn't already given away it's big 'thing' in your 'Set' demo. reviewed February 22, 2006
Scourge of ze Schpace Nazis by nunberry Sci-Fi
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Bloody hell! Talk about coincidence - exactly the same thing happened to me yesterday! But apart from that,this was ace:) More exciting that an episode of 'Frasier', funnier than 'Lost', it's actuall...
reviewed February 21, 2006
Day of Desolation by bruisie150 Horror
It's a nice idea for a horror movie - the plot's got a good 'waking nightmare' ring to it and much of the great horror in the world starts with familiar, everyday settings that slowly but terribly dis... reviewed February 21, 2006
Robot Love by FaygoFreek Horror
That was fantastic! Any film with a robot attacking someone going 'Oooga Booga!!' gets my vote. Not exactly the best made film ever, but thouroughly entertaining none the less. I even bookmarked it:) reviewed February 20, 2006
Flesh v.s Bones by --lance-- Action
Utterly bizzare! 3 stars because I've never seen a skeleton hold up a bank before:) reviewed February 20, 2006
A Dame to Die For by funsize1984 Action
I liked this:) Starts off like it's written by the ghost of raymond chandler and, to be honest, the lack of VOs don't bother me. Then, somewhere about 2/3rds of the way through, It just goes totally b... reviewed February 20, 2006
Set by Frooplet Comedy
LOL! It's a cool set, but there's no way I can give a 16 second, 2 scene demo a higher rating I'm afraid. It'll look good in a movie, though reviewed February 19, 2006
Musicvideo ABBA Dance - While the Music by Wizard88 Comedy
Sorry. I just didn't find this funny. It's largely just some people dancing to an abba song, really. reviewed February 19, 2006
Shadows by Jiyuujin Sci-Fi
This is a brave experiment, which works well within it's own limitations. The story is easy enough to follow, it must be said. The big problem is that what mostly distinguishes one film made in The Mo... reviewed February 19, 2006
Kitchen Massacre by M2k Action
Not really well thought out enough to do anything for me, I'm afraid. The VOs are pretty good, but the scene choice and script need a lot of work. I'm sure your next will be better though:) reviewed February 19, 2006
Who stole my props!!! by pearsonhouse Comedy
Very VERY odd indeed. A nice idea though, and not without it's charm. reviewed February 17, 2006
Sith Apprentice by novarose Sci-Fi
Good to see that as tradition dictates, the bad guys are really terrible shots;) This felt a little disjointed and plot-lite for my tastes, and some of the editing toward the end was a little jumpy. reviewed February 17, 2006
Super Chicken by RedBaronStudios Sci-Fi
Nice editing, but it feels more like a trailer than anything else. If I were you, I'd seriously consider re-uploading it with better sound.. reviewed February 17, 2006
Starwarz Trailer by danbmx Sci-Fi
As a trailer, it lacks any real 'hook', that moment that reaches out and makes the viewer say "I Wanna Watch That!". Maybe a bit more variety would help? reviewed February 17, 2006
The Lounge Singer by Dulci Romance
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Directed with a style and confidence rarely seen in The Movies. There's not a lot I can say about this, apart from that it's very good indeed and there's really nothing I can think of that would impro...
reviewed February 17, 2006
Another day in Heaven by badgirl4ever Comedy
Very well edited, and it looked pretty spectacular. I guess the story was a little lacking in substance, though - seemed to concentrate more on set and costume changes, if you see what I mean. reviewed February 17, 2006
Peoples Studio jingle by D_QUICHOTTE Comedy
Nice effect, but I'd choose different music. Something a bit more fanfare-ish, perhaps? reviewed February 17, 2006
20s Underwear Tech Demo by Agent_Masquerade Comedy
Utterly stupid. But it made me laugh:) reviewed February 17, 2006
Stage Coach Demo by IronMantis Action
From one shameless cash-in merchant to another;) Without movies like this, I could never have made my own 'tech demo'... reviewed February 17, 2006
The Shop by Abrey Comedy
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I think I've been to that pub;) Not bad, but the humour isn't entirely to my taste (purely a personal thing - don't be put off by that folks:)) There' also some pretty good use of sound here. NB- For ...
reviewed February 17, 2006
Scourge of the Space Nazis - trailer by nunberry Sci-Fi
Having a Swiss Girlfriend, I have an enormous hoard of Nazi gold hidden in my cellar and can empathise with this. And some of the jokes made me laugh;) reviewed February 17, 2006
Achtung! Panzer by drucifer67 Comedy
Nice prop:) Really, this is more than the usual tech demo - It's actually got a script, music and a couple of decent jokes in it;) reviewed February 16, 2006
Survival Game by Dylen Horror
Considering the limitations of the game, this is very well done indeed! If there is any real problem with it, I'd say that the story perhaps wasn't one best suited to trying unsing the movies - don't ... reviewed February 16, 2006
Pygmy Alien (Production Cut) by Quotius Sci-Fi
Utterly ridiculous in every sense of the word! However... I gotta admit that it made me genuinely laugh and I can't help but like this. A guilty pleasure:) reviewed February 15, 2006
Scalamoosh I - Fandango Me by Quotius Action
I'm not quite sure what to make of this - it doesn't really seem to know what it is itself. Not really an action film, people bizzarely wandering about in rabbit costumes, and kinda a main romance the... reviewed February 15, 2006
A New Beginning by Rzar Horror
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Pretty good for a first movie! There's some nice attention to detail - for example the axe noise offscreen before he's first seen without it (rather than it 'just not being there' the next scene. The ...
reviewed February 14, 2006
Top Gear by thedr Comedy
Pretty good. I'm not saying it's the funniest thing ever, but there's certainly far worse out there as far as comedy goes. Maybe it's biggest problem is that it's trying to spoof a show that's fairly ... reviewed February 14, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - 10 Sec Premonitions by sprague1980 Comedy
I hate to say this, but much like the first one I thought this didn't have enough real laughs to carry it and could have used a lot of cutting. It doesn't really feel fluid, or have the timing that co... reviewed February 13, 2006
MANMAN (intro theme) by Cheve Action
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One of the few genuinely funny animations out there! It ain't subtle, but it made me laugh out loud (that's really laugh out loud, not just LOL;) )
reviewed February 10, 2006
Dreamtown by Rik_Vargard Action
Very good indeed! A western from the Twilight Zone - oddly enough one of my favorite animations (terror tales - of chief concern) is also a supernatural/horror western, although the story is quite dif... reviewed February 10, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - Jedi Mind Trick by sprague1980 Comedy
I can't help shake the feeling that this started out as a private joke. The editing and VOs aren't too bad, but there aren't any real laughs there. It maybe could have worked as a 2 minute 'throw-away... reviewed February 9, 2006
Talk to me by stevostanley Romance
Simply breathtaking. I continue to be impressed by your films, even if not all of them are totally suited to my taste;) A film with a message here, presented with a skill and confidence we could all l... reviewed February 9, 2006
Underpants Man - 2nd Teaser by biggstrek Comedy
A hero for the new generation! Underpants Man will take the world of practical support garments by storm.... reviewed February 8, 2006
The Phantom of the Opera 1925 Remake PT1 by ximplosionx Horror
This manages to capture something of the feel of the original about it! I suspect that when presented in a condensed version it may prove a little difficult to follow for people not familiar with the ... reviewed February 7, 2006
My Thanks to TMO by crazeyal Comedy
Congratulations on having a top movie, but I just didn't find this as funny as everyone else seemed to... reviewed February 7, 2006
Nautilus TechDemo by Zogg Action
Interesting. Nice to see someone else trying the 3D rendering work started in The Subway series. I think the surfacing sender needs quite a bit of work in terms of ligting and so forth though. reviewed January 22, 2006
Praeclarus Indolentia - Trailer by Danielewicz Romance
Pretty good as a trailer - it raises enough questions to make me want to know what's going on. Bare in mind that a trailer is supposed to showcase the production values of your upcoming animation thou... reviewed January 2, 2006
THE HALOIST II -- Trailer by ArtificialArtist Sci-Fi
Technically quite impressive, but it lacks the big 'make me want to watch this!' moment that trailers need to be effective. reviewed December 28, 2005
Angels and Demons Teaser by Seanahue Sci-Fi
Looking forward to the real thing:) For those wondering how I can justify 4 stars for a trailer, it gets 4 stars as I'm rating it as how effective a trailer I think it is, not how good a film I thin... reviewed December 22, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-Two) by StevenKreg Action
Easily my favorite installment. Not just an effects movie per se - there was a palpable sense of excitement running throughout it. An "I wanna keep watching!!" sort of thing:) I thought you may have o... reviewed December 21, 2005
Joes Christmas Wish by SirDrakeX Comedy
Hey - this is good stuff! It's a nice way to present an intelligent message. reviewed December 20, 2005
Come On by FoDooG Comedy
I've really got a feeling that this review is going to make me unpopular with a lot of people, but here goes. It's like this... Firstly, let me say that I've nothing but admiration for the technical ... reviewed December 19, 2005
Apollyon by corinthian Horror
Good film, very much in the same vein as Telltale heart. Good directing/editing, superb voiceovers - technically there's little lacking here. I thought perhaps the story was a little weak to carry the... reviewed December 18, 2005
Never Mug A Witch by vinnymonster Sci-Fi
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It'sa very good idea, but I can't help but think it's one that would have been better used in something longer. The face transformation worked well, anlthough if 'd done it myself I probably would hav...
reviewed December 18, 2005
Hit Run by vinnymonster Horror
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I liked this! It's very much in the same vein as some of the stuff I've done myself:) Great idea for a story - if I were to make suggestions, I'd suggest making it a little longer and have more build-...
reviewed December 18, 2005
Adventures of Yuedar Pt2 by rocky541 Sci-Fi
It's a good story! The whole 'trapped in a confined space with the bad guys' idea is always a good premise for creating tension and on the whole I though it was handled pretty well. If I had to offer ... reviewed December 18, 2005
Hokeymon Red by gummer Comedy
Absolute genius:) The presentation could use some polish, but from the description you already know that. But the script is great - one of the few that genuinely made me laugh:) reviewed December 17, 2005
The VC Grab by SirDrakeX Comedy
because you're being childish and I don't think pseudo-protest stuff like this should get into the charts. reviewed December 16, 2005
Santa In Iraq by butchered_studios Comedy
Pretty much a one joke movie really, and far too long for what it is. I just thought it was too slow and didn't find it funny, I'm afraid. I didn't feel that the VOs, sound or editing were up to much ... reviewed December 16, 2005
The Matrix Fights by Ell223 Action
Pretty good for a fight scene. But then again, it's only a fight scene... reviewed December 16, 2005
The Movies Christmas Carol by glynner Comedy
Not a lot I can say that hasn't been said already, really... reviewed December 15, 2005
The Adventures of Phils Fart by Trashman Horror
Taking fart gags to a whole new dimension. Well made with good editing and V/O's, but you gotta admit the script is pretty thin... reviewed December 15, 2005
Out of the wood 6 by samuel68 Action
Very Good! It was maybe a little slow in the middle and like others say it's a bit abrupt changing to the picnic, but it has something of the feel of the Avengers about it:) Your english is at least ... reviewed December 15, 2005
Saturday the 14th by FatherJames Horror
Not bad. Quite funny in parts. reviewed December 15, 2005
Edgar Allen Poes - The Telltale Heart by justin_in_bangor Horror
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I can't actually think of anything I'd change about this (I must be getting soft in my old age...) Good scenes, good editing, good use of stage set backdrops, sound FX and the VO seemed spot on to me....
reviewed December 15, 2005
RO-TIKI VS GANDERRAH! by Mogwa Sci-Fi
It ain't subtle, but it made me laugh at least twice. Subs are too fast though. One to watch if you're a godzila fan:) reviewed December 14, 2005
Schizophrenia by Mike44455 Horror
There's some genuinely good ideas and clever editing in this! Technically it's very good, although the "2 faces/ 2 personalities switching" bit went on a little too long for my taste. The story seems ... reviewed December 13, 2005
Bloodtown-The Beginning by JMMartin Horror
I quite enjoyed this. Subs don't bother me at all, so that's OK. It had a good story and the pacing was pretty good. Maybe the 'trick' right at the end was a step to far, but that's just my opinion. T... reviewed December 13, 2005
Marks Community Service by markrichardbehenna Comedy
I THINK THE TELLITUBBIES ARE HAWT!!! Much better than most of the "HEY!!! This happens in The Movies..." films - this one actually had funny bits in it (which I always feel is important in a comedy) reviewed December 13, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Sorry dude, but like most of these "things that happen with the movies" films, there just aren't any decent jokes in it:( reviewed December 13, 2005
Becoming Vibra by baktakor Horror
A nice idea, but I think you could have made much more of it story-development wise. Flesh the characters out maybe, give people a reason to like/dislike them, that sort of thing. Oh, a friendly word ... reviewed December 10, 2005
Blind Date by thejesus Horror
Takes a bit too long to get going, but it's pretty good once it does:) reviewed December 9, 2005
Nothing But Red by kaipan Horror
Very good! I liked this - it's a nice take on the urban-myth type storyline. My only gripe is the story perhaps isn't strong or varied enough to carry it for 4 and a half minutes, but I'll keep an eye... reviewed December 9, 2005
ronald mcdonalds road video by supa_midget Action
Not LOL funny, but not bad. I agree that most of the hijack scene needs cutting. reviewed December 9, 2005
The Truth About Lightsabers by Radedge Comedy
Like most of the "hey! in this game people do (insert film/activity here)" films, there just aren't any good jokes. Sorry - it simply didn't make me laugh:( reviewed December 7, 2005
Will And Freds Mediocre Misadventure by TurtleheadStudios Comedy
Not bad, but I get the feeling this would have had almost exactly the same effect if it was just presented on paper. The big problem is it's basically a written story but with some visual stuff in the... reviewed December 6, 2005
Jack The Ripper Escapes by vader Horror
Pretty good idea for a film - although I prefer the Gull theory myself;) Theres quite a few anachronisms and inaccuracies though e.g Jack the ripper was a victorian englishman and really wouldn't have... reviewed December 5, 2005
The Greatest Rant of All Time by jordanliles Comedy
I sort of see what your trying to say, but like a lot of stuff like this it's almost entirely oxymoronic. Ignore the 3 stars though - it's just there because I wanted to comment and it's the most neut... reviewed December 4, 2005
Negro Please by GangsterG Action
Yup, that made no sense... The important thing is you know though;) About the credits you were asking about in my Seraphim Teaser though - it's pretty easy really. You've got to create a couple of cus... reviewed December 3, 2005
Nosferatu by Yogurt_King Horror
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And interesting use of black and white, with something of the feel of the original about it at moments. It's not perfect - some of the costume couces seem a little off, and the music, while fitting, c...
reviewed December 3, 2005
Our works by markrichardbehenna Comedy
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This probably makes no sense at all to anyone who doesn't visit the forums. But I do, so easily a 4:)
reviewed December 2, 2005
Carpe Diem by Strondor Horror
As said before, you've basically taken it straight from the Twilight Zone episode 'the library' (it actually appeared in a horror anthology a few years before that), but you've done a pretty good adap... reviewed December 2, 2005
All This Ninjaing Is hot Work by whydoyouwanttoknow Action
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Jesus. I wish I'd never mentioned the idea now. Actually much better than your 'bored' one though. I actually laughed once..
reviewed December 1, 2005
This is what happens when youre bored by whydoyouwanttoknow Comedy
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*Sigh* (wanders off shaking head). Next time you're bored can't you just, I don't know, read a book or something?;)
reviewed December 1, 2005
Billy doesnt have a girlfriend by whydoyouwanttoknow Comedy
Not LOL funny, but it made me smile:) But pretty durn good if it only took 90mins... reviewed December 1, 2005
The Video Game by lestatslover Horror
Yeah, it's a nice idea (although I think you may have watched Existenz) one too many times;)). It felt a bit rushed to me though - it might have been a better film if you'd taken your time over the st... reviewed December 1, 2005
Arms Dealers trailer by pendragon854 Action
Not bad for a trailer. One thing you might want to try though - redo the voiceover using something like Audacity (free, easy to google) and use the 'change pitch function' to lower the tone of the voi... reviewed December 1, 2005
Angels by oyster52 Sci-Fi
This is pretty interesting stuff. It could do with a more direct story line though - it feels more like scene setting at the moment. Is there more to follow? reviewed November 30, 2005
The Vampires Part 2 by whydoyouwanttoknow Horror
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It's pretty good compared to the other vampire stuff out there and bound to be a hit with followers of Vampire- the masquerade, or Nightlife. One thing I will say though (this is meant to be construct...
reviewed November 30, 2005
Dead Cow by ExcaliburCH Comedy
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May as well be an advert. It wouldn't look out of place in TV;)
reviewed November 30, 2005
The last few seconds by stevostanley Romance
Not really my sort of thing, but I applaud you for doing something totally original:) reviewed November 29, 2005
Harry Pothead - And the Joint of Fire by Mackzter Comedy
Bit of a one joke movie really - very much in the vein of Cheech and Chong. And to be honest, it looked much more like they'd dropped acid rather than smoked a spliff (but I suppose it always does in films..;)) reviewed November 29, 2005
Feast The Second Course by DBrent1411 Horror
While I can't shake the feeling this was done mainly as an excuse to have a girl with unfeasiably large breasts running about in a bikini and hotpants, this is actually pretty good by zombie movie sta... reviewed November 29, 2005
Joseph Montana Vs The Bartender by Abboman Horror
Generally quite good. It's got a story behind it (which is a big bonus;)) and some pretty solid editing and directing. The story progresses well, but loses it's way a little in the final 3rd as it bec... reviewed November 29, 2005
Night of the living Dead (A Documentary) by stevostanley Comedy
The pub scene actually made me laugh genuinely (not in a 'man that was so funny!!' online sort of way;) ). It did get a bit repetitive though and I thought it needed some stronger jokes to carry it th... reviewed November 27, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
I've got to admit, I wasn't expecting too much from this film. I was wrong.... From a technical standpoint, this is outstanding work! The level of creativity in prop and background use is exactly the ... reviewed November 26, 2005
PSYCHO MURDERER by schraml-mike Horror
Good enough at what it does, but it doesn't really do that much if I'm honest. A short piece of fun if you're not looking for the next citizen kane, I suppose;) reviewed November 26, 2005
Eye on Golding by James_dude Action
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As an exercise in presenting information in an engaging format, this is a remarkably accomplished piece of work. Your voiceover and choice of images shows a maturity and Imagination that I certainly n...
reviewed November 25, 2005
The Fateful Meeting by PLTucker Action
Pretty good, but there's nothing I could say that hasn't been said already. From what you said on the forums, you already know what needs tightening, so here's hoping the next one will be a blockbuster:) reviewed November 25, 2005
My Trip Through The Movies - LV by richke Comedy
To say 'Drawn Out' would be to stretch understatement to breaking point. This might have been good when the game was first released, but even in this short time the standard of good movies has been ra... reviewed November 25, 2005
Huntress Of Sol by Beery1 Sci-Fi
Yup, that's pretty bad... Bad font choice for online, though. reviewed November 25, 2005
The Final Battle by omnisomnia Action
Great fight scenes (although they seems a little 1 sided - 1 person is always the only one landing any punches. Maybe have a more to-and-fro exchange?) reviewed November 25, 2005
Slain in Gods name by SothisAmon Horror
A noisy mess. There are worse films out there though - and I'd drop the metal soundtrack for something more subtle if I were you. reviewed November 24, 2005
Zombie Town by T_L_T Horror
Impressive. This made me laugh - not many films here have so far - rather than 'just smile a bit'. I like the matter of fact way the zombies are ewxplaining things to him, that sort of surrealist humo... reviewed November 23, 2005
A Relationship is Like a Pie by hero164 Comedy
Some decent laughs. The start of a series that developed into something special, though:) reviewed November 23, 2005
How to be a Real Man by hero164 Comedy
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Copyright!! Copyright!!! Rudyard Kipling will sue for the unapproved use of 'IF'!!! Oh, hold on, he's dead for 70 years, your probably OK. Once again hero164 proves himself to be the funniest writer u...
reviewed November 23, 2005
Cult Classic by Tarison Comedy
Any movie which has Hitler saying the line "Not my dear Hobo!" Actually, I quite liked this, but I'm a sucker for B-movies. Terrible joke at the end though;) But sadly, awful though this may be, there... reviewed November 23, 2005
Ape Invader III - Return of the Primate by killershrew Sci-Fi
Maybe I'm feeling generous today, or maybe it's because I've got flu, but this rather appealed to me. Utterly silly, of course, but some good lines. And a slightly different ending from most. Oh, and ... reviewed November 23, 2005
The Last Dragon by capemedia Action
Some really nice stuff going on here! Some original background, it has the feel of a real 'chop-socky' movie to it, and more importantly for a film like this, the fight direction and cutting is such t... reviewed November 23, 2005
The French Democracy by koulamata Action
I'm truly astounded! I have, of course been following the events on BBC News24, but it's interesting to see the views of someone closer to the situation in this remarkable creation. Has racial segrega... reviewed November 23, 2005
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor Comedy
Not as funny as I was led to believe. It's not LOL funny, but there's certainly some good chuckles here. The jokes in the middle could do with some polish, but it picks up toward the end. But still - ... reviewed November 22, 2005
One Star Spam by Scottfilms Comedy
WEll, somebody had to say it.... reviewed November 22, 2005
I Have No Nose And Yet I Smell by caFOdhER Horror
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An extra star for the enormous Charisma of the actresses;) I was sort of wondering what was going on, then noticed the description. Apart from that, I pretty much agree with everything Whatdoyowanttoknow says.
reviewed November 22, 2005
The Dirty Old Man by Knightfell Comedy
Not the best comedy in the world, but as it's an experiment let's not jusge it too harshly;) Sound is very important in all films - here we can see the potential of canned laughter. It's good to see p... reviewed November 20, 2005
Attack of the Space Chickens by TheRyuujinMike Horror
The Space gag got way thin by the end. Comedy is subject to the law of diminishing returns for running gags, and while they can be effective if used with a modicum of seletivity, I think you crossed t... reviewed November 20, 2005
She by liljase Horror
Fairly nice idea for the ending, but I felt it took too long to get there. I'm also a great believer that flicks work far better if we know something about the characters and can make some sort of con... reviewed November 20, 2005
Chinatown by va5quez Action
This starts well, with good scene selection, but goes downhill in the second half. I'd also like to know what is actually going on, why they're chasing him and so on. A bit of back story would healp i... reviewed November 20, 2005
Terror Tales - Of Chief Concern by HyperGnome Horror
This is sensational stuff! I don't easily give out 5 star ratings, but this is so far ahead of anything else I've watched in terms of script, content and direction that I felt I had to! The first thin... reviewed November 20, 2005
CHASE FUN 2 by luskahn Horror
Truly bizzare! But a bit to disjointed for me, I'm afraid. This could really use a bit more story, perhaps some dialogue to get people interested in the man. reviewed November 19, 2005
Jason Is Back! Trailer 2 by Mazinkaizerpr Horror
Didn't really work for me as a trailer. Trailers are usualy shorter, and very selectively edited to highlight the movies best bits. There was a little too much presented here to grab people's attentio... reviewed November 19, 2005
The Dead Place by Drexx Horror
Very good! The ending was superb. This would have got 5 stars, but I felt the middle bits could have been shortened for better pacing (sorry mate. Hate it when I have to say things like that:( ) reviewed November 19, 2005
Kidnapped by Jimbowelcome Comedy
Good stuff! It could play out a little faster, but I liked the basic idea. The callback may be over-egging it slightly though;) reviewed November 19, 2005
The Hitchhiker by whydoyouwanttoknow Action
If I asked a hitch where they were going and they said "Nowhere. Everywhere. Somewhere.", I'd decide they were clearly a Mentalist and run screaming from the car. Then probably set fire to it;) This h... reviewed November 19, 2005
The Substitute Wives Theory by hero164 Comedy
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Bloody brilliant, this is! It's possible some people will take offence, but I thought it was funny.. The only criticism is that I think the subtitles actually detract from it, enough to stop it gettin...
reviewed November 19, 2005
Jesus is My Captain by Coridan Comedy
Bad Jesus! Naughty Jesus! reviewed November 19, 2005
The interstellar Hunt part A by theukace Sci-Fi
Not bad. Not bad at all... It would probably bebefit from some judicious cutting though - for example, the scanning scene felt too long. Also, I agree about making the alien mysterious - i'd have mayb... reviewed November 19, 2005
A Schmans Life by Happy_Schman Action
Yay! The world needs more orang-utans!! To be honest, this actually the first movie that made me laugh! It's not perfect ( some of the subs, such as the one explaining the book is simple for example, ... reviewed November 19, 2005
Preis der Vorschung by Odessa-James Horror
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Hat mir gefallen, auch wenn die Geschichte mehr zur Geltung kommen wuerde wenn die Rollen ein wenig besser entwickelt worden waeren.
reviewed November 18, 2005
Conform by TomServo3k Comedy
Different to a lot of movies upl;oaded but in a good way. Feels a little like what Woody Allen would have written if he'd started filming comedy around 1996 then had his crisis of conscience in 2005 i... reviewed November 18, 2005
Inhuman Assassin by Buccura Sci-Fi
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I've gotta say - I simply loved this! Now I've got my first film out on release (and astounded to see it so high in the horror charts!) I've been experimenting with sci-fi and this is the sort of thin...
reviewed November 18, 2005
Freitag der 13 by Mr_Voorhees Horror
Hmm. It's called Friday the 13th and the lead role is Jason Voorhees? I sense a lawsuit;) Nah, seriously - this isn't bad. It ticks all the boxes for this sort of movie, but it desperately needs some ... reviewed November 18, 2005
The Fog by matt_pullen Horror
Great that you've done your own music. Pretty solid cuts and direction but the film could do with a bit more plot and explanation (always a danger in such a short film). Maybe if instead of following ... reviewed November 18, 2005
Monster Hunter - Part I by CheCKouT Horror
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Some genuinely original effects in this!
reviewed November 18, 2005
Grave-Robbing Granny by Pulp Celluloid Horror
Is it just me, or did the policeman ask fawn to move in with him about 5 minutes after meeting her;) I liked this a lot. It reminded me of bits of Carrie. Except without the telekenesis. If that makes... reviewed November 18, 2005
Night Caller by Dramatist Horror
Pretty good! The police scenes in the middle could perhaps be tighter (do they realy need to ask about the phone company twice) and she probably would have heard him in the other room, but other than ... reviewed November 18, 2005
The red chicken of death by donny1551 Horror
Got to love any film with a character called Count Chickula in it reviewed November 18, 2005
Meet The School by moneyshotmovies Romance
What his office on fire or something? This is twisted, depraved filth of the highest order. Think John Hughes meets Ron Jeremy. You know - fun;) reviewed November 18, 2005
The Coffee Revelation by ValWhisper Comedy
Fairly solid scene-setting if it's going to be the first in a series of skits. And I've always been a sucker for corny punchlines ;) reviewed November 18, 2005
Hammers Revenge by Greymane Action
I'm impressed! It really harks back to the golden era of 1940's sci-fi. Well, apart from the kung-fu, that is..;) reviewed November 14, 2005