markusdragon
Number of Movies: 5
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.86

Number of Movies Reviewed: 99
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 11
Average Rating Given: 3.76
 
Movies Released by markusdragon
Sonnet 18 Romance
Shakespeare through and through. I've been planning for a while to do something based on t'bard, but until today I couldn't muster up enough confidence to do anything I'd be willing to release. The s... posted December 21, 2005
The Art of Surrealism Comedy
I made 'The Art of Surrealism' to raise discussion of a few namely points, firstly 'What is Mark on?', secondly, 'Is this art, pretentious crap, spam, or all three?', and thirdly 'seriously, what is M... posted December 20, 2005
Man Walks into a Bar Comedy
The best way to describe man walks into a bar is as a movie about making a movie. Man walks into a bar is a film that almost wasn't. It was hit by a massive crash in the last 5 minutes of post-produ... posted December 4, 2005
Trails and Conversations Action
Having been totally slated for my rediculously short movie on my first attempt, what do I do but follow it up with one that's even shorter! It's not my fault, the ResNet seems to like refusing uploadi... posted December 3, 2005
Mankinds best friend Action
I watched too many disney movies as a kid, as such what else would I release first, but an Homage to that so recently underused genre, the dog action movie. Also, with that final line, I now proclaim ... posted November 30, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by markusdragon
The Ultimate Showdown by chrisedmond Comedy
A little clumsy, but still as spontaneous as the original flash animation. reviewed June 18, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) by crazeyal Comedy
How incredibly true. reviewed January 19, 2006
Standard Scifi satire 101 by hutchim Sci-Fi
Beautifully pointless... Much like lost and trigonometry. reviewed January 17, 2006
Sweet Revenge by GatorWhiz Comedy
LOL. Hard to say much else :P reviewed January 17, 2006
Jjs reviewtraderdotcom Infomercial by jjpatel Comedy
So bad it's good! reviewed January 17, 2006
Nerdz by chaosllama Comedy
Terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE voiceover, bad humour (not that you can tell through the terrible voiceover), pretty average (and random) storyline... Did I mention the terrible, terrible voiceovers yet? reviewed January 17, 2006
The Woman on the Corner by knightstudios Comedy
I couldn't help but feel that it just wasn't going anywhere. reviewed January 17, 2006
The Cursed Earth by Cleric2k5 Sci-Fi
Loved it, especially the K-9 reference at the end, made that perfect ending ever so much more Doctor Whoish. And I agree with Cult_Inc; a companion in the next one! After all, who else would the Doct... reviewed January 16, 2006
Nautilus TechDemo by Zogg Action
been done before. Nice CGI tho. reviewed January 15, 2006
The Vampire of Beltane by Petreak Horror
Tensionate and suprising, possibly the finest trailer I've seen on TMO. reviewed January 15, 2006
Space Princess Yumi by Jasepotter2003 Sci-Fi
A bit slow for a trailer, and doesn't make me want to watch the series much. Concept's pretty good though. reviewed January 15, 2006
The One And Only Banana by scavanga Comedy
Beautifully likeable, and while the voice overs aren't the most convincing, the excellent script and original storyline were more than enough to make up for it. reviewed January 15, 2006
Bounty Of The Dead Trailer by philip066 Action
Slightly lacking in the sense that I totally failed to get the gist of what the movie is supposed to be about, but not bad nontheless. reviewed January 15, 2006
Too Close to Home by mriamron Horror
While the movie was pretty appauling, you deserve the extra star on the quality of the voice acting alone. Remember, soundtracks are your friends :P. reviewed January 15, 2006
TROOPERS - an Imperial Story by ranger21 Sci-Fi
While excellently edited and with some excellent costume and voice over work, this failed to grasp my attention enough to warrant a higher score reviewed January 15, 2006
Fatal Touch by kaipan Horror
I first watched this movie as 3AM. It's still as freaky now as it was then. reviewed January 14, 2006
Werewolf Cop by count_zero00uk Action
Beautifully daft; A short but enjoyable picture. Your mother should be proud. reviewed January 12, 2006
Nintendorks! by gummer Comedy
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And suddenly I'm wishing I had a simulated D&D geek rather than this pathetic little dog who ignores me when I shout at him.
reviewed January 11, 2006
Monkey Falls Down Stairs by cult_inc Comedy
It's hard to tell what to rate a movie such as this. While it's no epic, It does exactly what it says on the tin, and it does it with a lot of style. reviewed January 10, 2006
Down and Out Up North by Bedwinn Comedy
Great VOs, Good story, Nice character development. reviewed January 1, 2006
SuperSanta by stewedplacebo Action
An enjoyable film marred only by it's lack of depth. reviewed January 1, 2006
The Big Bad Wolf by aarddave Comedy
Pretty average, but still reasonably enjoyable. reviewed December 31, 2005
John Doherty The First Chapter by blueballs Sci-Fi
An excellent and thoroughly enjoyable first movie. Can't wait for the second part; those death lords look somewhat badass. reviewed December 31, 2005
X-mas Generations by Lorgod Romance
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Beautifully cheesy little film. Thoroughly enjoyable, and a great concept.
reviewed December 24, 2005
Hokeymon Gold by gummer Comedy
A reasonably enjoyable parody. The voices were, perhaps, a little too annoying though. reviewed December 23, 2005
The Student by wizallah2000 Action
Some terrible terrible voice effects (ever used voice masking on Xbox Live?) made up for with an excellent script and great directing. Soundtrack somewhat lacking though, and tends to get louder than ... reviewed December 22, 2005
VJNN Videogame Junky News Network by EgoAnt Comedy
Pretty Damn good, but definatly needs an over-dramatic theme tune with 'dum-dum' type things between news items. reviewed December 22, 2005
The Twelve Movies of Christmas by The_B Comedy
If I wasn't clutching my ears in pain, I'd be laughing. Brilliant but let down by the substandard mike-work. Awesome premise tho. reviewed December 22, 2005
King Con by scott1964 Comedy
Hey this seems famili... oooh, I get it. Not funny. I'd give you a 2 for the title, but I didn't expect to see computer-scriptwritten stuff on Review Trader. reviewed December 22, 2005
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Jonomunch Comedy
A beautifully simplistic film. reviewed December 22, 2005
Merry Tupac-Mas by blizzle Comedy
Fun ^_^. Possibly a little contraversial, but who cares, it was funny and clever. reviewed December 22, 2005
Fighting Fate Part 1 by Tarthos Action
Enjoyable, but way too short! Story was excellent though. reviewed December 22, 2005
Win A Date With Santa! 11 by bountdoom Comedy
Not particularly funny. When creating random humour, it needs to be done with more speed. reviewed December 22, 2005
Aliens Amongst Us by bram_z85 Comedy
enjoyable, but it just didn't seem to go anywhere. reviewed December 22, 2005
The Heist by skarsten Action
No Review reviewed December 22, 2005
War of the Old Worlds by jobi-wan Sci-Fi
Someone's been listening to the Jeff Wayne Album :P. Not bad, but a little too left of centre. reviewed December 16, 2005
Private SNAFUs Last Cruise by DrMovie Comedy
Tis hard to rate this, as it's technically a tech demo. Nontheless, egads, proof of animation, albeit with way too much effort. reviewed December 16, 2005
Dog Company by nakedyegg Action
A little pedestrian, but still reasonably enjoyable. reviewed December 16, 2005
The History of Commercials Part 1 by Reebdoog Comedy
Why the hell didn't I think of this! reviewed December 15, 2005
Expendable Terror by zeeto Horror
It delivers a message, but in a very barebones technique. Not bad though, but way too short. reviewed December 15, 2005
Copkiller by sarek13 Action
I don't speak much german, so It's pretty hard for me to judge this (but Reviewtrader says I must, so here goes) This is a reasonably clichéd piece but with a very good ending. I would give it a four ... reviewed December 15, 2005
Conscience by FraasMovies Action
Excellently put together, and a twisted ending. A thoroughly enjoyable film. reviewed December 15, 2005
Edgar Allen Poes - The Telltale Heart by justin_in_bangor Horror
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This sort of thing is what 'The Movies' should be all about. An excellent adaptation of a true classic. I'm sorry I ever doubted your greatness, you really are the master of this game.
reviewed December 15, 2005
Thoughts of a Soldier by etipi Romance
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I cried. Really. That's some powerful stuff. Why the hell isn't this number one?
reviewed December 15, 2005
Alyssa by Ahmadi_Productions Romance
Pretty good premise, but suffers from a too abrupt ending. Oh, and don't forget the importance of music in film. reviewed December 15, 2005
American Family by mory2000 Comedy
A good idea, averagely executed and somewhat repetitive. The clearest voice over I've heard so far on this site though, and the canned laughter was an excellent touch! reviewed December 15, 2005
The Reckoning by Reptilia Action
Daft, but somewhat amusing. Kinda drags on towards the end. reviewed December 15, 2005
Feast 3 Revelation (The Trailer) by DBrent1411 Horror
A pretty well thought out and nicely put together trailer. reviewed December 15, 2005
Origins by FatherJames Comedy
Contains quite a few major mistakes, but some decent theological questions. You should probably learn more about evolution before criticising it, of course :). Most of the humour is crude or falls fla... reviewed December 14, 2005
My dogs life by VinceMurphy Comedy
Not the first movie starring a dog on the site, but certainly the best! Well directed, and edited, and you were lucky enough to have the dog doing exactly what you needed in most of the scenes. Very impressive. reviewed December 13, 2005
EK Der Retter Deutschlands - (Trailer) by glc-studios Comedy
Mein deutsch ist nicht sehr gut, aber... Oh, sod it I can't speak enough high-school german to say I enjoyed it :P. from what I got, that was pretty darn funny. From what I didn't get, It just made m... reviewed December 12, 2005
The Grammar Police by Emotep Sci-Fi
Delightfully daft, and a great storyline. Thoroughly enjoyable. reviewed December 12, 2005
Will And Freds Mediocre Misadventure by TurtleheadStudios Comedy
Damn. Now I'm worried that the time-travel based adventures I'm currently scripting will have thousands of comments saying 'It was okay, but not as good as Will and Fred'! Seriously, that was a fantas... reviewed December 11, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Seemed to me like a somewhat pointless whine. You even admit in your blurb that Lionhead are working to fix these bugs. They just made it so that the weekly hot picks get shown on the mainpage instead... reviewed December 10, 2005
JT Ending by SCHAJK Comedy
Weak, weak ending. Nice to see more JT mockeries that don't involve violence though. reviewed December 9, 2005
What if Santa Claus Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
Reasonably funny, but not laugh out loud funny. Also, the way you use subtitles is somewhat distracting; a subtitle shouldn't be formatted as a quote. reviewed December 9, 2005
Movie against racism by simon6611 Horror
Terrible, terrible movie. A good idea, but very poorly executed. Oh, and the term is Xenophobia, the fear of foreigners. reviewed December 8, 2005
How To Mend a Broken Heart by Pow_R_toc_H Romance
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Pretty damn cool. Some of the best voice-acting i've heard on the site, and your use of soundtracks is pretty slick. Also I wondered how long before i saw someone chop the ending off of 'ain't over ye...
reviewed December 8, 2005
Case Noir - The Sunset Smoker by TheLibra Action
It's done, but the lack of music does it no favours (I'm sure there's some pretty good film noir music on 'The Movies'...) for setting atmosphere. Nontheless, a well written and voiced Film Noir that ... reviewed December 8, 2005
Lonesome Ranger by LuciusVorenus Action
A little heavy on the voice effects, which made it a little difficult to understand, and it kinda drops off towards the end, but the first half with the crane shots across the field of skulls was fant... reviewed December 8, 2005
Blind Date by thejesus Horror
A reasonably enjoyable and original flick, if a little pedestrian. Creepy and unpredictable (to some extent), but perhaps too slow of a starter. Excellent voice acting, though. reviewed December 8, 2005
Victory For Freedom by Tarison Action
Bravo! I'd love to know how you achieved Black and White in 2005! reviewed December 8, 2005
The Truth About Lightsabers by Radedge Comedy
I think there's a lot more geeks in this galaxy that agree with you! There's enough remakes, 'parodies' (read remakes with names altered, badly), and spinoffs already without it being filled with more... reviewed December 7, 2005
Review Fatigue by glynner Comedy
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A beautiful McCloudian rant (McCloud is the guy who writes my coursework's textbooks... IN COMIC BOOK FORMAT. Git), but I felt it needed just that little bit extra content. Surely there's more than ju...
reviewed December 5, 2005
60 sec contest - A man before his time by animeabe Comedy
Short and sweet. A fun little movie. reviewed December 5, 2005
Jaywalkers Reference to the Universe 1 by mitchell_lee Sci-Fi
If you're going to steal the plot of 'The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy' (practically event for event, and even some of the names!) then at least be bloody honest about it. reviewed December 4, 2005
The Movies Ad Contest! by Sleeves Comedy
Bring me my... Ringy Dingy. reviewed December 4, 2005
The Running Man by basilacid Action
J-Pop. Nonsensical pointless plot. Randomness. Loved it, but it isn't aanything I could give more than 3 stars for. reviewed December 4, 2005
Hotel Hell by laycee Horror
Uploaded with a sound glitch, nonsensical plot that could have done with clarification via non-glitched audio or subtitles. Get that sound fixed and we'll talk, but in the state it's in, the film is p... reviewed December 4, 2005
Dances With Monkeys by Coolphil Comedy
A half-decent comedy. Has some very memorable lines, but ultimately falls flat with it's lack of subtlety, lackluster running joke, and basic storyline. reviewed December 4, 2005
Message of War by whydoyouwanttoknow Sci-Fi
An interesting effort, but sometimes hard to tell what's going on. It should perhaps also be noted that it's hard to feel bad about the crew due to the fact that we never empathise with them, it's a s... reviewed December 4, 2005
Grigori by Rennstar Action
An enjoyable storyline if long drawn out. Extremely stylish and well written in places, but not as consistant in it's quality as it could have been. Nonetheless, a pretty enjoyable film. reviewed December 4, 2005
All the worlds a stage - - Shakespeare by levilewis Comedy
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By far the finest interpretation of Shakespeare I've seen in a long long while. And I saw a couple of RSC movies for my english literature A level last year.
reviewed December 4, 2005
Alien Ninja - Episode 2 by Da-Luke Sci-Fi
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A pretty enjoyable flick when it comes down to it. Slightly confusing premise was well backed with a decent plot and a cliffhanger ending. Neat stuff.
reviewed December 4, 2005
The Last War by Kesti Sci-Fi
An action packed yet meaningful sci-fi, and certainly a fresh new outlook on the inevitable Aliens vs. Humanity war. A work of genius. reviewed December 4, 2005
Assassinjob by Kikinator Action
Quite stylishly done, although the ending was a bit abrupt. Suprisingly good storyline development. Put me in mind of a lot of the old hong kong movies I used to watch. reviewed December 4, 2005
What Went Wrong by markrichardbehenna Romance
I have seriously underestimated the power it is possible to get not only from the movies, but from subtitled short films. Your editing is nigh-on.. nay, perfect. The film was actually moving in so man... reviewed December 4, 2005
The Greatest Rant of All Time by jordanliles Comedy
Many good things very well said, and I can't wait for 'The Books' :P. A little tedious tho, and tended to stretch on for much longer than needed. Not that you care that it's 4 stars instead of 5 or an... reviewed December 4, 2005
Great Fables - Meat and Poultry! by UrinatingTree Comedy
Funny, but I think it kills braincells. reviewed December 1, 2005
Foreign Monkey Television Ep 1 by BJones Comedy
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A very odd, and very enjoyable sketch show. As basic as it is, the writing is practically flawless (there are no faults to well-ordered chaos). Can't wait for further insanity.
reviewed December 1, 2005
The Substitute Wives Theory by hero164 Comedy
Fan frikkin tastic. The voiceover wasn't great (but it was still good, really clear), but then, that doesn't diminish from the quality of the writing. reviewed December 1, 2005
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor Comedy
Excellent ending (seems somewhat familiar XD) reviewed December 1, 2005
You Want 5 Stars I Got 5 Stars by richke Comedy
A valuable lesson was learned today... with good humour, natural dialogue and about half a ton of style. reviewed December 1, 2005
The Hand of God by TomServo3k Action
Beautiful. Just wish it was easier to hear some of the lyrics! reviewed December 1, 2005
Ebay by Fleeties Sci-Fi
Oooh, ebay sniping pun. Predictable! :P. Quite good, but just not laugh-out-loud funny, or particularly special. reviewed November 30, 2005
One Star Spam by Scottfilms Comedy
Some great attacks on the conventions of movies. Voice-over was a bit dodgy (was it supposed to be dodgy? It's hard to tell when it's all supposed to be dodgy) but other than that, a thoroughly enjoyable flick. reviewed November 30, 2005
One Star Bandit by Sevenhertz Comedy
The suprising thng abut this film is the way it makes you come out feeling as if some sort of justice has been served. reviewed November 30, 2005
The Truce of 1914 by augie64 Action
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Would have been nice to actually hear you attempt to sing Silentnacht over the trenches :P. Also the omission of mentioning the soccer match (possibly the only time England and Germany have played a f...
reviewed November 30, 2005
XBOX Fanboy by jordanliles Comedy
Hateful. Terrible use of stereotyping, very one-sided facts, sometimes verging on uninformed anti-xboxisms. practically just a 'the movies' version of a PS2/PC fanboy's rantings on the Xbox board at g... reviewed November 30, 2005
Devil May Whine by mrplow1822000 Action
An all-round excellent parody. reviewed November 30, 2005
Kung Fu Fighting by DarthZahl Action
Waaaaaaay too short. reviewed November 30, 2005
The Hydrogen Cuckoo by Murlen728 Sci-Fi
All in all, not bad sci fi, although some of your spellung is atroachous reviewed November 30, 2005
The Shortest movie on earth!!!! by BobTheTob Sci-Fi
That was, in fact, very short. Other than that, this holds no actual merit whatsoever. reviewed November 30, 2005
At Home With The Hitlers Pt1 by goffy Comedy
Been done before, with a lot more style as an actual TV series called "Heil Honey, I'm Home" (Of course, it was cancelled after just one episode. Lousy censors.) reviewed November 30, 2005
The Crew by JoshYochem Comedy
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Slightly baffling, but very engaging film.
reviewed November 30, 2005
The Hitman Strikes by ufxlabs Action
First half pretty good, didn't particularly like the second half, and the jokes were just distracting. Mostly enjoyable though :). reviewed November 30, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
Holy christ. It's hard to believe I have the same tools to make movies as you and you managed to do that. reviewed November 30, 2005
Soviet Academy by TomServo3k Comedy
Quite amusing, but the soviet national anthem was somewhat... overpowering for the entire film. Didn't fit the pace either. reviewed November 30, 2005
Huntress Of Sol by Beery1 Sci-Fi
If Ed Wood were alive today he'd be annoyed that you were stealing his style. Actually, If Ed wood were alive today he's be wondering 'why am I in this dark little box'. Nontheless, a thoroughly enjoy... reviewed November 30, 2005