machine68
Number of Movies: 6
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.32

Number of Movies Reviewed: 76
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 2
Average Rating Given: 3.58
 
Movies Released by machine68
Farce News in the Morning Comedy
Welcome, this is Farce News in the Morning! New Chiyorkgo's number one source for all the uselss news that nobody cares about! Get aquainted with your anchor Chad Nixington, Field Corrospondent Harry ... posted May 4, 2007
Detective Dedlie Gender Confusion Comedy
Can you guess what this...um... woman's secret is? Well apparently Mr. Johnson can't, so he decided to go to a highly qualified private investigator/ detective. They weren't open, so he went to Detec... posted April 13, 2007
Crime Spree Comedy
The Criminal is back, and now with a voice! Some of you may be thinking, "Wait, I've seen this before!" Well, you may have. It made it to the 25th Comedy spot, but, because of it's old name (which I'm... posted March 28, 2007
Grand Theft Auto The Movie 2 Comedy
The Criminal is back and better than ever (and now with voice)! Follow him as he gets out of prison in GTA form, tries to rob a bank (stress try) and other things! You'll laugh! (Maybe) You'll cry! (P... posted March 26, 2007
Grand Theft Auto The Movie Comedy
Ever wonder what a GTA movie would be like? Well, wonder no more, as Grand Theft Auto The Movie is released! Follow The Criminal as he does his criminalistic things!! This is my second movie uploaded ... posted February 3, 2007
The Heist Action
This is the first movie I've made. I know there's quite a few problems with the subtitles such as misspellings and such, but don't let that get in the way of the movie! Hope you guys enjoy my first mo... posted February 2, 2007
 
Movies Reviewed by machine68
The Eagles are COMING!!!!DILLION!! by y2k Action
CORRECT! I said WTF. HAVE ALL MY FRICKIN VC! reviewed August 25, 2007
Generation Duh! by Master007 Comedy
I ABSOLUTELY KNEW IT!! "They" were behind it! Good film, pretty funny ending! Not to nitpick, but you misspelled cocain(e). reviewed May 29, 2007
What Would You do For a KLONDIKE BAR by samaj Comedy
I always thought it was funny when people made the Klondike Bar commercials go to the extreme. This was no exception. This was a prety funny movie, I laughed at a couple parts, so that's worth a good ... reviewed May 28, 2007
POTHEAD PRESIDENT ep1 by samaj Comedy
Heh, that was pretty funny! I liked the part where he pushed the old man into the tracks, classic! Although I do wish there were voices. Overall pretty good work, I look forward to seeing more Pothead... reviewed May 28, 2007
The Baggage Boy by themovies1992 Comedy
Jesus Christ! If one more person uploads the Baggage Boy, I'm going to rip thier balls off! Seriously, the movie is the first one the game makes for you! Do you really think you're fooling anybody? Tr... reviewed May 28, 2007
Who Wants to be a VCillionaire- Ep 3 by eobaggs Comedy
Great movie/ gameshow! I actually went, "nooo, you idiot!" when the first two went out, because I knew both answers they failed on. Great work with overlays and editing, they really make it feel like ... reviewed May 28, 2007
Counter- Strike Source by Blahboy12 Action
Wow. That was absolutely horrible. I hate to leave super-negative reviews like this, but, sorry, that sucked. The jokes weren't funny and the voices were just awful. And before you go and say I don'... reviewed May 26, 2007
When Piracy Goes Trilogy by Jeremy252 Comedy
O...kay. For whatever reason, when I left a review, roughly 2 days after the movie released, it didn't register. I guess everybody's been lying to me, my opinion dosen't matter. ); N E WAY! I though... reviewed May 26, 2007
The Joke Shop Killer 2 by laurajsoffe Comedy
Good work! I laughed a few times, and that's a sign of a good comedy to me! Though I do wish it were longer and maybe fleshed out a bit more, what was here sufficed. Overall, good stuff! reviewed May 25, 2007
Blaster Card by DNR Comedy
I'm still laughing over this one. I was not expecting that ending! Great work, I really got a good laugh out of that one! reviewed May 23, 2007
The Baggage Boy by 09dade Comedy
You can't fool anybody! This movie CAME with the game! Try making your own movie and uploading it, not uploading crappy movies that came with the game! reviewed May 23, 2007
Neighbours by VandrendeOrn Horror
Wow. That was an amazing movie! Normally in movies without VOs, I deduct a point, but this movie was so great and the subtitles were so well done, it didn't need VOs (although it would have helped.) G... reviewed May 22, 2007
Pimp Saga Episode 1 by rjanaconda Comedy
Good job on the movie! This movie was different from just about everything I've seen on TMO, good work! Though I did laugh at a lot of parts, I didn't feel it was enough to call it a comedy. It felt m... reviewed May 5, 2007
A Public Service Announcement by Twilight049 Action
Hahaha! Good job, a genuine comedy! Which brings me to wonder why you uploaded it under Action instead of Comedy (which it obviously is) The only other bad thing I can think of is that I heard weird m... reviewed May 5, 2007
BE-BI-BO-BA-NANA-CO by nahton Comedy
This was a great movie! That movie really made me laugh with its overabundance of well placed banana puns. A prime example of short comedy at its finest! reviewed May 4, 2007
Thong of the Dead by Marvellousguppimovies Comedy
Wow. What other word could describe this movie? Down right hilarious in every way, great VOs, and just all around awesomeness. From the begginning all the way to the last scene was almost nonstop laug... reviewed May 4, 2007
Memoirs Of A Kirk by Jeremy252 Comedy
C-C-CENNSOOORR!!!! Absolutley hilarious. Where do you come up with this stuff? I'm definately bookmarking your studio, along with your movies, and telling some people I know about this. Wonderfully hi... reviewed May 3, 2007
I Hate Piracy - A James Enfield Story by Jeremy252 Comedy
I loved this, just like the rest of the Piracy movies. I'm bookmarking this, the othere Piracy movies, and probably the studio as well. Great, great job. reviewed May 3, 2007
When Piracy Goes Very Wrong by Jeremy252 Comedy
This is a freaking hilarious movie. That's all there is to it. Extremely quoteable, awesome characters (love the Asian), and an extremely improbable story! And I loved the movie, even despite the fact... reviewed May 3, 2007
When Piracy Goes Trilogy by Jeremy252 Comedy
Featured Review
I thought this was hilarious! Very original, very funny. This is the first of the Piracy series I've seen, and it makes me want to go watch the others. The part where the guys were chatting on MySpa...
reviewed May 3, 2007
Obsession Kills An Interactive Movie by billy_morris99 Horror
I thought this was actually good, if not having kinda annoying VOs. Since you uploaded it in September of 06 and it is now May of 07, I'm assuming you're not going to make a sequal. Just in case you d... reviewed May 1, 2007
The Groovy Four (2) by julianallees Action
This is turning out to be a good series! I can't wait for #3! Keep up the good work. Oh, and just an FYI, the pictures for your stars below the movie description are just black squares, at least for me. reviewed May 1, 2007
The Groovy Four (1) by julianallees Action
I thought this was a pretty well-made movie. It sets up the future iterations of the movie up nicely. Well done! Just a tip, don't have your mouth very close to the mic while you talk. reviewed May 1, 2007
The Unwanted Hetero by MefuneAkira Comedy
That was amazingly funny! Boy, you can sure make some damn funny movies. I really laughed at this one! I'm definatley bookmarking this movie! reviewed April 29, 2007
The Holy Visit by MefuneAkira Comedy
That was freakin' HILARIOUS! I loved every moment of this movie! If that dosen't win the competition, then I'll jump out a window. Rate my (falls into a pit) WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!...... reviewed April 29, 2007
THE LONELIEST HITMAN by TENCHIMUYO Action
I thought this was a very original movie with its flaws. First off, I loved the story and the characters. I really enjoyed seeing what was going to happen next. The set dressings were very good and ... reviewed April 28, 2007
Clown in the Jungle by dave_star Comedy
Heh, that was pretty funny. I can't decide if the voices were a minus or a plus, but either way, actual people doing the voices might have been better. Still pretty funny, though. reviewed April 28, 2007
the never ending war by stev05 Action
I give you a 2 because, unlike "bloody wars", you actually made this movie. Unfortunatley, it still was bad. Bad VO's and almost no story. reviewed April 22, 2007
bloody wars by stev05 Horror
Wow, you changed the name of the movie that came with the game, added horrible VOs, and passed it off as your own! Congratulations! reviewed April 22, 2007
September 11 by stev05 Action
I'm sorry, but that wasn't very good at all. It was riddled with problems that bogged the movie down. For one, there's no dialouge or subtitles, period. And there's mumbling on, which takes away the ... reviewed April 21, 2007
Sketches Recut Extended And Unrated by matthewmagic Action
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to agree with Harb on this one. The story was very confusing, the voices sounded way way too young for the characters, and the rain drowned out everything. Perhaps if ... reviewed April 21, 2007
BLOOD DEATH GORE N DESTRUCTION by tsunamidog Horror
That was disturbingly cool and funny! Loved it! You're one sick, twisted puppy and that's all i have to say about you! :) reviewed April 21, 2007
The Night Hunter by qtigger Horror
I really enjoyed this movie. A couple things bogged it down, though, keeping it from a 5. For one, there was no real music to it. There was music, but it had no effect. Two, for a horror movie, ther... reviewed April 21, 2007
Rhesus Negative Monkey by golfcrazenes Comedy
That wasn't very good. For starters, there's no sound. Also, the movie itself was'nt that good anyway, so I doubt sound would help. In the future, add some kind of sound to your movie, maybe VOs. S... reviewed April 20, 2007
11th Of September by Detroit2004 Action
Let me start off by saying I know you're in the Navy, but the movie had no emotional factor to it, and that's a must for a 9/11 movie. All I see is some random guy in a suit who works in the Twin Towe... reviewed April 20, 2007
Tijuana Truckstop by Eddiy23 Comedy
Are you uploading movies made by the game, and changing thier names? That's what all your movies seem like. You know you can ACTUALLY make your own movies, right? It's easy, just go to your custom sci... reviewed April 20, 2007
The Baggage Boy by rockonmovies Comedy
GRR! Not The Baggage Boy, AGAIN!! Look, nobody likes him (her in this case), nobody wants to see it, so just stop uploading it! Who do you think you were fooling? IT'S THE FIRST FRICKIN' MOVIE THE GAM... reviewed April 20, 2007
Special Delivery by BerkleyJL Comedy
This was an amazing movie, especially for a first! Makes my first look like crap. (Well, it kinda was) Anyway, great job! I look forward to seeing more of your movies! reviewed April 19, 2007
Death of Baggage Boy by jedi5000 Comedy
Featured Review
FINALLY! He's dead! YES!! WOOHOO! That's right, now NOBODY can use him in a movie again! You should have made him getting shot even more that he was. Maybe 15 more times. Anyways, review my movies or...
reviewed April 19, 2007
War is Hell by mrryan Horror
This movie CAME with the game! Don't upload it and call it your own! Try actually making your own movie. reviewed April 18, 2007
ROAD RAGE!!!! by flecsrogar Comedy
It was good, for a movie with no story. I might have rated this higher if you gave even the slightest bit of a story. For example, you could have shown why he has road rage, or something like that. Bu... reviewed April 18, 2007
Menu Of Disaster by Eddiy23 Action
Congratulations, you uploaded a movie made by Lionhead! Next time, try not to claim a movie that came with the game to be yours. reviewed April 18, 2007
Smackula by Eddiy23 Comedy
Honestly, that really didn't make much sense. If you had voice, or even just subtitle to explain what's going on, it might have been better. All it seemed like to me was that you found some scenes tha... reviewed April 18, 2007
500 Pints (Music Video) by Dave180786 Comedy
That was a pretty funny music video! I still prefer "Make Poop" over this, though. reviewed April 12, 2007
Make Laugh Not War by Yodabob Comedy
That was funny. I really liked it. Good job. reviewed April 1, 2007
Who Wants to be a VCillionaire- EP 1 by eobaggs Comedy
That was an AWESOME movie! I'd LOVE to be in the next one, but I really will just fail horribly. Really good concept you got there. Loved the whole thing. reviewed April 1, 2007
[play nice now!] by Rukomix Action
Do you have ADD? No, seriously, do you? This movie is prime example why you DO NOT let retards make movies. reviewed March 30, 2007
Eye [oh please!]et Revolutions by Rukomix Comedy
You racist piece of [be polite!] go die in a hole you [shhhh!]er. reviewed March 30, 2007
crazy planet by howard_studio Comedy
No Review reviewed March 30, 2007
The Tellinator by janedoe Comedy
That was hilarious! I loved it all the way through. It would have been better with voice, but this movie really didn't need it. Oh, and review my movie and blah blah blah... reviewed March 30, 2007
Like Im Totally a Spy! by Dulci Comedy
Really good movie! "Like, I'm supposed to be on a stakeout or something!" Funny, funny stuff. Oh, and watch my movies or something like that. reviewed March 30, 2007
Good-One by Knucklesx40 Comedy
Bad-one, not lol! reviewed March 30, 2007
Santas Other Role by Knucklesx40 Comedy
Apparently NOBODY LET THEM KNOW WHAT THEY THOUGHT!! HAAA!!! reviewed March 30, 2007
The comidy way to rob a bank! by BMS22 Comedy
I might rate this better if it were funny and if I could see the actors and props. reviewed March 30, 2007
Pirate Joke by Krakrok Comedy
That joke was hilarious in the 2nd grade... now, not so much. Try to think more than 2 seconds and come up with a better joke. reviewed March 30, 2007
Casino Royer by jango_yoda Action
I'm sorry man, but I'm not being a jerk, but I really didn't like this. First off, you shouldn't have blatantly ripped off the name, idea, and theme song of a movie that has been licensed. I wouldn't ... reviewed March 30, 2007
The Five Stages Of The Drunk by Silly-Monkey-Studios Comedy
Stage 5 was by far the funniest. And what's up with that guy saying subtitles are better than dialouge? Is he deaf or something? Oh, and I'm sure I forgot to mention to rate my movie, Crime Spree. It's funny. reviewed March 30, 2007
Regifting And You by AtrocityStudios Comedy
Hilarious! I know I'm off by a year, but that was great! I'm suprised it only got one review! And how it didn't make it into the top 100! Good job! !NOW FOR THE SELF-PROMOTION! Rate my movie, Crime ... reviewed March 30, 2007
The Blue Bird of Strangness by karmagrl76 Comedy
Hilariously weird dream. One question... how much crack did you have with that meatball po'boy? SELF-PROMOTING TIME!! Watch my movies because they're awesome. reviewed March 29, 2007
Knock Knock! by MefuneAkira Comedy
That was hilarious! Best of the knock-knock competitions I've seen yet! Great job with the VOs and everything. And if you please, review my movie, Crime Spree. It's a comedy. reviewed March 29, 2007
PIMP MY RIDE by johnny_barger Comedy
Very funny. I loved the voice for "Xert It"! That was funny! I liked the part at the end... y'know... when he got his new car... I dont want to ruin it for anyone. Review my movie, "Crime Spree"! It's great! reviewed March 28, 2007
Life In 7b 6 by yhohie Action
Cool movie! I liked it! reviewed March 28, 2007
Cops by apip Comedy
Good movie! Please rate my movie, Crime Spree. You may have already seen it. Read the description of they movie to find out why. reviewed March 28, 2007
Mars by Yodabob Sci-Fi
Amazing. I loved every part of it. With most TMO movies I see that are this long, most of the way through the movie, I go, "Ugghhh, when will we get to the main point of the movie already?!" But with ... reviewed March 28, 2007
How to Custom -music and sound effect- by sidy Comedy
Good job! I wasn't neccisarrily having trouble figuring it out, I just never bothered with custom music and sound effects. I might now! Very informative. reviewed March 28, 2007
Blondie Tells A Knock-Knock by bloodbaro950 Comedy
Pretty funny stuff. It would have been better with VOs, but it was still fine without it. Next time though, please take out the mumbling. Oh, and review my movie, Grand Theft Auto The Movie 2. reviewed March 28, 2007
Gang Trouble by smash_fred Action
It was pretty good. A little short and simple, but good. I'd say rate my movie, but you already did! BUT, everyone else, rate Grand Theft Auto The Movie 2! Now!! reviewed March 27, 2007
bobs costume shop by mr99999 Sci-Fi
... I can't... just................... what WAS that?! reviewed March 26, 2007
Make Poop! (Music Video) by Dave180786 Comedy
Heh. MAKE POOP! Funny. Review my movies! reviewed March 26, 2007
Whoops Wrong Bottle by Alphawhat Comedy
... I... I just can't.... Wow..... What was that? reviewed March 14, 2007
Why Halo Kicks Ass by mrbayne Comedy
Funny stuff! reviewed February 11, 2007
Why do we need guns by R0ssyb Comedy
Lol, pretty funny man. reviewed February 11, 2007
Gears of War by lord112 Sci-Fi
You pretty much just recreated the game... not even all the game, not even the first half. And nobody looked like who they were supposed to be. (Dom with razor line flattop?!) And I don't remember Mar... reviewed February 4, 2007
santa and Mr Hyde by tasmania11 Romance
Good movie! Really dark. reviewed February 3, 2007
Henry Loves Gravy by sidge14 Comedy
The..the..the thing about this movie... I just like it! lol good movie. Review Grand Theft Auto The Movie! reviewed February 3, 2007
How to Catch An Online Predator by eobaggs Comedy
Pretty funny. The line where the predator said, "Okay, sexy!" just made me laugh. Go to my page and review my 2 latest movies, "The Heist", and, "Grand Theft Auto The Movie"! reviewed February 3, 2007