Number of Movies: 2
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.86

Number of Movies Reviewed: 238
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 22
Average Rating Given: 2.96
Movies Released by Mailer
Neo Christ Comedy
The Republicans find that Jesus Christ's message of Peace and Tolerance doesn't jive with their post 9-11 agenda. posted December 5, 2005
Five Things I Hate About Zombies Comedy
Hilarity ensues when an uptight father meets his daughter's new boyfriend. This is my first release. Sorry about the subtitles, I haven't had a chance to pick up a decent microphone yet. Expect ful... posted November 22, 2005
Movies Reviewed by Mailer
Mars Attacks! by Blak_Mamba Action
Not that good, and yet there was something appealing about the visuals which bumped you to an acceptable three stars. Must say that those bots walking in the fog looked really great. reviewed October 25, 2006
Lloyd and the Clown of Death by gibdo01 Horror
Funny in some part. Much of it a little slow. More should have been accomplished in six minutes. Too much use of certain shots. Directing unispired. Use the cut feature, rearange the cut pieces s... reviewed October 25, 2006
Bubbles (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Not bad. Pretty funny reviewed October 25, 2006
The Takeover by D-Realist Action
Didn't make much sense to me. reviewed October 21, 2006
When Science Goes too Far by ThisIsBad Horror
Pretty good. reviewed January 13, 2006
If I Had The Stagecoach Set by Ratqueen Comedy
Not bad. Editing was good and I liked the voice over all right. I though the jokes were a little lifeless for the most part, although they got funnier around the end--subliminal message was funny as... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Story on Retards by Garto Comedy
Pretty funny, but not really sure what you are trying to say. In the end I settled on it being a random comedy of semi-related scenes, and since I got a laugh or two I gave you three stars. A decent effort. reviewed January 2, 2006
If Real Movies Had to Use The Movies 2 by General_Zod Comedy
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Another great one in the series. I like them because the humor works on many levels. You have a few jokes running in each scene--there is the movie parody which is much funnier than most parodies on...
reviewed January 1, 2006
Hovis Hollywood Legend by mixmasterfestus Comedy
Production and Direction top notch. Idea excellent. Problem was that the jokes were okay, but not quite funny enough--several opportunities missed to satarize the parody movies you did. Most of the... reviewed December 31, 2005
If Real Movies had to use The Movies by General_Zod Comedy
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A great idea and well done. It was funny, it was a good selection of movies and scenes from those movies. I wish you would do a series of these. I liked the directing and I liked that the jokes wer...
reviewed December 29, 2005
Santas New Assignment by Mattchu92 Sci-Fi
Dialogue--good, Voice over--decent, plot--so so. Joke at end good. Overall not a bad film. 3 stars. reviewed December 29, 2005
Merry Christmas And A Happy Funeral by zack497 Action
It was pretty good. Well voiced and well directed. My only problem is that this concept has been done to death--although you did it better than most. reviewed December 29, 2005
The Time Traveler 2 by Franklinjake Sci-Fi
Subtitles were way too fast. Plot not all that great. Why was it called time traveler when there was no time travel? An unfortunate one star. reviewed December 29, 2005
The First Date (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Didn't like this one as well as your other 30 sec films. It was kind of random and not really about a date or much of anything. This one feels like it was made just for the sake of being made rather... reviewed December 29, 2005
Mage - The Ascension by abasyyx Sci-Fi
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A good effort. A little long--a snip here and there would have made it the right length--should have been 5-6 minutes. The action scene was a little choppy, with sounds of gunfire being a little off...
reviewed December 28, 2005
The All New Dating Game by ozman69 Comedy
Pretty funny. Just squeezes in at four stars. Some of Hitlers answers were hilarious and the jokes with Santa Clause were pretty top notch. I've noticed quite a lot of improvement in your films rec... reviewed December 28, 2005
Timmys Christmas (30 seconds of bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Another good one. What's that funny babbling in the background? Is that the original score? LOL. I think everyone should watch your thirty second films, they show how much you can accomplish in a ... reviewed December 28, 2005
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Pretty funny, I enjoyed that. I like your idea of making a series of 30 second movies--and this is actually more challenging than it sounds as I can barely keep my movies below six minutes. The shots... reviewed December 28, 2005
Led or Gold by j_tripp2000 Action
It was pretty good, better than most Westerns I see on this site. The part where the guy told the sherrif was a little confusing. reviewed December 25, 2005
In need of loving by a2k13 Comedy
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It was okay, but I didn't entierely understand what was going on at the end. Seemed like the girl in the bedroom had a hair color change and that also made it a bit confusing.
reviewed December 25, 2005
My Tree is Bigger Than Yours by Deikon Comedy
That was very good. Comedy was funny, and not too sappy or sentimental. Clever use of props. Good characters and well-directed. You've earned yourself five stars, mister. reviewed December 24, 2005
Super Teen by Littld3b Action
Not bad. some sub-titles or something would have been nice. reviewed December 24, 2005
The 40 Second Street by Zannder Comedy
Not bad considering it came from AI scriptwriters. reviewed December 24, 2005
Tom Browns Unlucky Day by Stustar Comedy
Its pretty good overall. Comedy is hit and miss but generally pretty funny. I did enjoy watching Tom go through his day. Almost gave four stars but parts of the story seemed a little off. Tom need... reviewed December 24, 2005
Dog problems by denverdano Comedy
Pretty good--got better as it went along. voice over was a little too quiet. Original. Slides in at four stars by the skin of its teeth. reviewed December 24, 2005
The Axe by Hubbeb Horror
A little on the silly side--the very end was pretty funny. reviewed December 24, 2005
You are mine by crazymax2000 Horror
Very good. Kind of like an episode of the Twilight Zone. Better than most horror movies on this site. reviewed December 23, 2005
I Walk by bobcat1986 Horror
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Very good. I thought the directing was excellent--very atmospheric--and the VO was pretty good as well. Perfect length for what you needed to accomplish. Good work.
reviewed December 23, 2005
Has this ever happened to you by sketchjet Comedy
Ha, it was pretty funny. I liked the guy's reaction shots. I actually came here because I saw you asking someone about copywrite protection for "Vodoo Chile" in another review. Just wanted to let y... reviewed December 22, 2005
Eletember the Seleventh by TrueChristianDOTcom Comedy
It was so very funny. First time I've ever laughed at the banana slip scene. I did think the getting drunk scene went on just a touch too long, but when he called the bartender [oh please!], I nearl... reviewed December 22, 2005
Were is the Werewolf Tonight by SeanGallacher Horror
Not bad, you got an extra star for cutting the end of the ain't over scene. reviewed December 22, 2005
Bames Jond inDoctor Nien by Medic911 Action
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Pretty good overall. A nice sequence of events and you were certainly more creative with the flow of your action scenes than many. Your action scenes had a little more content than the average excha...
reviewed December 22, 2005
How The West Was Done by Medic911 Comedy
I really enjoyed the first half. You actually took a chance and focused on a comedy/love story and you don't see much of that around here. The wedding was a little slow, but you seemed to be getting... reviewed December 22, 2005
The only way out by phillyboi5 Horror
It wasn't bad. This site has hundreds of zombie movies so you have to work really hard to do something that stands out. I gave you three stars because your film is actually better than many of the z... reviewed December 22, 2005
Goldmaker by VertMorta Sci-Fi
I don't understand what it's trying to be. reviewed December 21, 2005
The Kerry Mick Show (1) by kevinduh Comedy
It was very funny and original as well. Almost four stars. reviewed December 21, 2005
Nature Watch by troma5 Comedy
Wasn't all that funny. Better than your other films, however. reviewed December 21, 2005
Wow! by yoyokid Comedy
I didn't really like the type of humor. It isn't the worst film I've seen on this site. reviewed December 21, 2005
The Santa Force Episode 1 by ironfixer Action
I didn't care much for it. The plot was just...I don't know...the question I'm left asking is, why? What is the point of this film? reviewed December 21, 2005
City of the Dead by Punisher14 Horror
Pretty sub-standard. At some points you have combat droids and aliens shuffling around with the zombies. reviewed December 21, 2005
When Robots Attack Teaser Trailer by pepsidude32 Comedy
It was actually VERY funny. Only problem was that once the action sequences with Santa began, the comedy level dropped rapidly. It's like two movies, a really funny one then an average action movie ... reviewed December 21, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-Two) by StevenKreg Action
You have made the impossible possible. What else is there to say? reviewed December 21, 2005
Private SNAFUs Last Cruise by DrMovie Comedy
Wow. I was wondering if something like that was possible. Impressive. reviewed December 21, 2005
Red Riding Hood and the One Star Ninja by brennus Action
It was okay. There were some problems with the picture and this type of film has been done before. reviewed December 20, 2005
Dose Of Tolerance by fulkster Action
I did enjoy making it and you were about the only person who gave it a one star review. Of course you couldn't be bothered to write a review either. reviewed December 20, 2005
The Demented movie! by gir99 Comedy
It was okay...A little on the silly side. I did really enjoy the visuals, however. reviewed December 20, 2005
Hell Hath No Fury by SuperstarGoddess Action
really needs subtitles or VO. I only knew what was going on because I read the description before hand, but the film must be able to stand on its own. reviewed December 20, 2005
A Touch of Death by JRod Action
It's pretty good, and it nearly earned four stars--but the plot got pretty confusing about midway through and kind of left me guessing. The first half is well paced and very easy to follow, but the w... reviewed December 20, 2005
My Life Is A Misery by Shadrow Action
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Not bad. Original at the very least.
reviewed December 19, 2005
Edgar Allen Poes - The Telltale Heart by justin_in_bangor Horror
Excellent work. You covered the story well and it was paced perfectly. Good camera work with the eye. 5 stars, well-earned. reviewed December 19, 2005
A New SuperHero by pearsonhouse Action
It was okay. The concept was a lot better than the actual film ended up being. In the end its basically just a series of super hero scenes with odd costuming. The opening leads me to believe some v... reviewed December 19, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-One) by StevenKreg Action
Brilliant. I like it because it is compelling even during the quiet scenes. You don't overuse the kong effects, instead allowing us to enjoy the character development then paying off with bang when ... reviewed December 19, 2005
Where's Baby? by agtelford Romance
It didn't make any sense. Can't you do better than this if you are going to release it for others to watch? reviewed December 19, 2005
The Sand Trap by jase3214 Comedy
Not much to it. Didn't entirely understand the plot--maybe could have done with a couple of subtitles (or VO of course). reviewed December 19, 2005
The Legend of Sad Ken the Vampire by Jasepotter2003 Horror
It was actually pretty good, and the scene where she attacked her sister in the bathroom was especially good, but I felt that the film kind of lost its way after they got the sister back to the cabin-... reviewed December 19, 2005
Careless Love by alieo13 Romance
There didn't seem to be any sound reviewed December 19, 2005
Mother by DanTman Comedy
It was okay. The romance font is kind of hard to read on the smaller screen online. I think it could have been a lot better with a little more effort. reviewed December 19, 2005
Join the USMC by BlakeFilms Sci-Fi
It was okay. A two star movie with an ending good enough to bump it to three stars. reviewed December 19, 2005
Come On by FoDooG Comedy
This is a clear five star effort. The directing is brilliant and the sript is great as well. Sometimes the quality of films I see on this site truely surprises me. 5 well-earned stars! reviewed December 19, 2005
Mlove by evilbaboonlord Romance
I really liked Turf a lot better. This was okay, but the directing and pacing in Turf stand head and shoulders above this one. I will watch for your next film. reviewed December 19, 2005
Bill And Bull by sersant Action
I didn't think it was all that good. The end was especially bad when you summed it all up with some text that went by too fast. I think it's odd that you got a lot of five star reviews from people w... reviewed December 19, 2005
Following On by codekin Action
That was pretty bad. reviewed December 19, 2005
XXX files by GRAHAMSMITH Comedy
A little on the silly side. The best jokes were the subtitle and accent jokes. I like satire but this leaned more toward slapstick. reviewed December 19, 2005
The Final Hit by pickles4uk Action
Typical hitman goes and kills a person film. They come a dime a dozen on this site. Directing was good but no story. End dragged when the two agents talked forever. Would have been fine but there ... reviewed December 19, 2005
The Witching Park by xb125 Horror
Just a collection of horror shots. Needs more depth. reviewed December 19, 2005
Reckless Endangerment by lycosa Action
Nothing special. Just a group of scenes--seemed like a randomly generated script--second one I've seen today. reviewed December 18, 2005
One Stop Astronaut by lycosa Sci-Fi
Not much to it. I think it is a randomly generated script by the AI writers in the game. reviewed December 18, 2005
The Christmas Killers by Atticus32 Action
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I thought it was a two star script, but it was also a neat idea and very interesting visually so I bumped it up to three.
reviewed December 18, 2005
Dark Times by TheFoxBen Action
The picture is all messed up. You can't see a thing. You should view it on the web to see how messed up it is and then re upload it. reviewed December 18, 2005
Downsizing Susan by acorn_of_doom Comedy
Opening scene was very funny, but the film seemed to lose its way after that. The middle dragged pretty bad and the end joke was no where near as funny as the opening joke. You should have kept the ... reviewed December 18, 2005
Landmine Lovers by Jtate3 Romance
I didn't understand what was going on at all. Was that the same couple changing appearances or was it supposed to be several different couples. It made no sense. reviewed December 18, 2005
Nine Lives for Santa by demonfire2 Comedy
It was very funny. Premise was very original and I nearly gave it four stars. I decided on three because there were a couple of obvious director errors (the guy walking by the office window that app... reviewed December 18, 2005
Turf by evilbaboonlord Action
I actaully liked it quite a lot. I thought the plot was good, but not as original as some--it was the directing that I thought was really good. This film is a tightly edited and well paced sequence ... reviewed December 18, 2005
Counter Strike For Noobs by SantaAndfriends Action
It didn't seem to have any sound, but I considered the possiblility that it may have been something on my end. I actually enjoyed the opening scenes where they were talking in front of the house. Di... reviewed December 18, 2005
George Bush WHATEVER!! by SantaAndfriends Romance
Its pretty funny. I first heard that wierd song on David Letterman I think and the lyrics you added are fitting for the song. I thought your impersonation of the President was good. reviewed December 18, 2005
One Star Bandit by Sevenhertz Comedy
That was damn funny, well directed, and voice acting was top notch. I loved the song. The entire time I planned on giving you four stars only because there is starting to be an over abundance of one... reviewed December 18, 2005
One TruckStop Astronaut by toasterplug Comedy
Had a couple of pretty funny parts. I prefered leave me along mr. bacon. reviewed December 18, 2005
Shadows Fall by Eggie83 Horror
While the plot was solid, it wasn't exceptionaly original. I would say its a two star script, but you actually have a talent for directing horror films. You were able to create a pretty ominous mood... reviewed December 18, 2005
Chronicles of a Time Traveller by friggles Sci-Fi
It was okay, but the premise of time travel actually didn't play much of a role in the movie--it was mainly just a typical western with a couple of scenes from modern day thrown in. Tighter editing w... reviewed December 18, 2005
Hitler by Pflinch Comedy
Not all that good. reviewed December 18, 2005
BEEEEEEEEER!! by Buccura Comedy
I didn't expect to like this, but it ended up being really funny. Looks like a real music video and had me laughing several times. I liked when it cut to the dancing robot most of all. Four well-de... reviewed December 18, 2005
No means No by JackRabbit Horror
It was pretty good, but I felt that at times you lost focus of your message. I think I would have liked it better had you gotten women to read female parts. reviewed December 18, 2005
The Matrix Online You are the Noob by SnipingMonkey Comedy
Adequetly captured how dull MMORPGs are to play. reviewed December 15, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Its pretty good, I guess I just had high expectations for it since it is high on the chart. It seemed to get better as it went along and I thought the voice over was excellent all the way through. I... reviewed December 15, 2005
The Man In The Green Felt Cap by captainova Horror
Not really all that good. reviewed December 14, 2005
The Rise of Hell by simn3t Action
It didn't make a lot of sense. I have, however, seen worse. reviewed December 14, 2005
What if Hitler Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
Even worse than what I previously thought was your worst film, "What if Charles Darwin Was Alive Today". Why did I hate it so much? It was just a series of simplistic bullet points about Adolph's sui... reviewed December 14, 2005
What if Jimmy Hoffa Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
Not all that good but better than your others. End was sort of funny in an intellectual, I'm not really laughing out loud but will acknowledge its clever kind of way. Three stars. reviewed December 14, 2005
What if Charles Darwin Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
This has to be your worst one yet. Even if you buy the premise that the magic man in the sky created and watches over everything and that all this science is madness--you still fail. You have no mes... reviewed December 14, 2005
What If Casey Sheehan Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
Insulting. I guess only Bush supporting soldiers and their families are the only ones we re supposed to care about. reviewed December 14, 2005
What if Santa Claus Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
Just awful. No one is fighting a war against Santa, including the ACLU--Everywhere I look I see Christmas crap on every wall, post, and window, Not to mention that Christmas lovers have enjoyed havin... reviewed December 14, 2005
Killing A Celeb - Final by Bozzy Action
Not much to it. Short enough that it should have been combined with the rest of the series. Alone it is nothing special reviewed December 14, 2005
Reboot Hill II by Caesar760 Comedy
It was off to a pretty good start, but it got sort of random as it went on. I was torn between giving it two or four stars. In the end I went with three because it was interesting at the very least. reviewed December 12, 2005
Quick trick by vsolt21 Romance
The couple on screen seemed to be having a lovely time, but that doesn't always make a lovely time for the viewer. Just like any genre, romance also requires some sort of conflict, message, event, so... reviewed December 12, 2005
Love Finds a Way by jonwia Romance
Not much to it, but the end was funny enough to bump you up a star for a total of three. reviewed December 12, 2005
The Darth Vadar Trilogy The Challenge by megamonkey007 Sci-Fi
No real point to most of it. You should save your kazoo for comedies. You should have started with Vader entering and took it from there. reviewed December 12, 2005
The Author who really wasnt by sparrowtm Horror
Another great do everything so well--horror, drama, Science fiction--is it even possible for a bad movie to come out of your studio? reviewed December 11, 2005
The Many Deaths Of David by DGInc Horror
Not bad. A little unusual. reviewed December 11, 2005
Undead Chronicles 1 - Death Triangle by angrychilla Horror
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The subtitles were far too fast in some places, but it is clearly the best zombie movie I have seen on this site. It actually had a story and characters, plus it was paced really well. Best thing is...
reviewed December 11, 2005
Curt (A true story) by XtremeMat Action
I enjoyed that quite a bit. Voices were good and the plot was interesting. I did get confused at a couple of points but for the most part was able to follow along pretty easily. reviewed December 11, 2005
Dry Bones by Cranium8768 Action
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That was very good. Wish you had lip synched a couple of the dialogue scenes, but what a nice story. Character development was excellent and you didn't resort to the stock gunfight scene. I liked t...
reviewed December 11, 2005
A Go-Go Zombie Gives Fashion Advice by thejuicery Comedy
I thought it was a little dull, but the jump at the end was truly great, so I gave you a generous three stars. reviewed December 10, 2005
Awakening by Brokienheart Sci-Fi
It was pretty interesting. The editing got a little choppy at the end, and some of the dialogue went by too fast when the princess was on the bridge. It was too much plot too fast. I think that plo... reviewed December 10, 2005
What if Al Gore Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
Not so good. The joke about Al Gore being "robotic" is played out. I was going for one star, but it was funny when tipper showed up and asked if she could be made a human too, so I bumped up a star. reviewed December 8, 2005
Bank Bungles by pranakhan Comedy
Just a little too silly for me. I'm not all that fond of the stock comedy scenes included with the game, and they require some clever editing or good scripting to get me laughing. reviewed December 8, 2005
Letting Go by sparrowtm Romance
Wonderful. Another great film from your studio. I was riveted to the screen through the entire duration. In some ways it is better than the Cyberphunk series--maybe its the music or the directing. ... reviewed December 7, 2005
Home for Christmas by djelements Comedy
Pretty good. Needs just a little more. reviewed December 7, 2005
Kill Joy by JohnHanson12 Horror
It was actually pretty good. I liked when she woke up at night after being hit with the shovel--It was really building up to something, but that something was basically just a quick fight and her mur... reviewed December 7, 2005
WHY ME A DRUNK by sjefsjef Horror
I could barely hear the voice over. reviewed December 7, 2005
You Want 5 Stars I Got 5 Stars by richke Comedy
I almost feel guilty giving you five stars but the film is that good and here is why: dialogue is not only funny and well written, but it feels NATURAL. You've really captured the flow of conversatio... reviewed December 7, 2005
Earth Women Are Delcicious by hag1TSOTSO Comedy
I thought the title was better than the actual movie. reviewed December 7, 2005
Inside the Actors Studio by MuVies Comedy
4 stars for a very enjoyable film and another star on top for excellent voice work. This is a really good film, and the ending is good, despite what another reviewer said. reviewed December 7, 2005
Attack Friends Club by the_tessa Action
I can barely hear your voice over. reviewed December 7, 2005
Way of The World by QiSnake Action
It was ok. For movies you want to upload, you should create them in sandbox mode and turn off actors misbehaving and turn on instant shooting. Save these things for when you are just playing the gam... reviewed December 7, 2005
Mom Dad Son in Old and slow by hilbrandus Comedy
Pretty good. I enjoyed watching it. By the way, this Maus guy who is review your films with the France and Spain jokes is a real dip[eye-hurting-word!]. reviewed December 7, 2005
Franky Stillwater by hilbrandus Horror
It was pretty good, had a good look to it. Wish there had been a little more to it--think about all that you could have accomplished with three minutes instead of one. reviewed December 7, 2005
A Frivolous Affair by Tannerr34 Action
Not much to it. You should try harder. reviewed December 7, 2005
The Heist by baba2 Action
Not bad, just a little simple and short. I liked the opening when they were in the house--what was the loud bang they heard and why didn't you ever explain it? reviewed December 7, 2005
The Seduction of Mr Jones Part 1 by JRock Romance
Not bad. Some of the subtitles went by too fast. Nothing wrong with subtitles, but when using them, you must use them economically so that we have time to watch the movie as well. You should always... reviewed December 7, 2005
Vampireuse dAmour by Ruhrmetall Horror
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Was this one written by the AI scriptwriters in the script office?
reviewed December 7, 2005
Faradays Magnet DC by Horde-Movies Comedy
I didn't care much for it. You relied entirely on the monkey suit to provide the substance of the film. reviewed December 7, 2005
Last Call Chapter One by Illl Action
A pretty good sequence of events. Would like to better understand the context of these events. reviewed December 7, 2005
Smelly Bum by luke2460 Comedy
It was okay. I will say that it was the best use of fart joke I've seen so far on this site--I'm just not so much into the fart joke. reviewed December 7, 2005
Cyberphunk closes the curtains by sparrowtm Sci-Fi
An excellent end to an excellent series. I have enjoyed them all as well as some of your other films. Five Stars! reviewed December 7, 2005
Star Trek by IcyError Sci-Fi
Run of the mill science fiction. Not the worst I've seen. reviewed December 6, 2005
The Defense of Marraige by madeguy Comedy
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Now that's a good film. Funny all the way through--focused on the message--an excellent message by the way--and well directed. I just really enjoyed this film. Much better than Sex Police! Five Stars!
reviewed December 6, 2005
The Sex Police by madeguy Comedy
It was pretty funny. I don't mind subtitles, but there are SO many it is very hard to actually watch the film. Remember, you aren't writing a story, this is a visual and audio medium as well. Pract... reviewed December 6, 2005
The Hollow by Normenator Horror
It has a very compelling build up, and I must admit that I was intrigured throughout. But there is no payoff! Nothing was resolved. I understand that there will be a part two, but that doesn't excu... reviewed December 6, 2005
Am Ende der Distanz by Meowan Romance
Very good. reviewed December 6, 2005
The Hanging Tree by ZebraHDH Action
It was better than most of the Westerns I've seen on this site. In fact, it was really pretty good. It didn't draw me in as much as other films of yours have--I think a little dialoge(subtitle or vo... reviewed December 6, 2005
10 Things to Do When Visiting Planet Earth by ZebraHDH Sci-Fi
That was good, I really enjoyed that. I can't imagine why that Criaus guy gave you one star. I did actually enjoy your other film better--Custom Actor--which I know seems insane because I gave it th... reviewed December 6, 2005
Custom Actors Starring In by ZebraHDH Comedy
It was actually very fun to watch. I'm not a voice over Nazi at all, but this is really a perfect film for voice over. You just read exactly what was in the subtitles and it requires no acting at al... reviewed December 6, 2005
Behind Closed Doors by chicknstu Romance
Pretty good. reviewed December 6, 2005
The Atheist by whydoyouwanttoknow Action
Pretty good. A nice sequence of action scenes. reviewed December 6, 2005
a short film about death by troma5 Sci-Fi
Basically it's a series of farts. reviewed December 5, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
WOW. I put off watching this film forever--but what a surprise! the things you have done with the limited tools at your disposal! I am impressed. Five Stars--wish I could give six! reviewed December 5, 2005
The Everyday Life of Rolf by JeffMiller Horror
I didn't really know what to make of it. I bumped you up from three stars to four because of the outright originality of it. reviewed December 5, 2005
Plundered The First Chapter by JeffMiller Horror
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Pretty good. I liked the mood of it. Are you Jeff Miller from OKC?
reviewed December 5, 2005
The Bird! by UrinatingTree Comedy
Very funny. Voice overs were excellent and scenes were very funny. reviewed December 5, 2005
Cops with Guns 2 by studproductions Action
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Good. What I liked was the variety of characters. They all seemed like distinct individuals even without voice over. I also thought the action scenes were well directed and enjoyable to watch. Als...
reviewed December 5, 2005
I Will Kill You Tuesday by SalParadise Comedy
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Very good. I love the voice work for SuperMax and his female companion. Interesting bad guys as well. Five Stars!
reviewed December 5, 2005
Dead Vacation by shogan1979 Horror
Pretty good. I liked the woman rising from the dead at the end. I also liked the look of it. 1941 was a good choice of year for shooting the film. reviewed December 5, 2005
Fisticuffs by djfiggy Action
I didn't really care for it, though I have seen worse. reviewed December 5, 2005
ModernJustice by D3nde Romance
pretty good reviewed December 5, 2005
War is HELL!! by Hewer3000 Action
That last line was so odd. I must admit it made me laugh. Otherwise, it was a decently edited but not highly original battle scene. 3 stars for the oddly funny last line. reviewed December 5, 2005
Shadow Knight The Awakening by Evil_Eye_Productions Action
Good. Nicely directed and I thought your monsters looked great. Some of the other reviewers said you needed more editing...and maybe a couple of the scenes could have been trimmed a bit, but overall... reviewed December 5, 2005
Vampire Harakiri by mprimus Comedy
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Great! Five Stars! One of the better instances of voice acting I have heard.
reviewed December 5, 2005
Eggy and his Gay friend by al_monster Romance
It's just two gay guys. What's funny about that? reviewed December 5, 2005
Buds the Marijuana Awareness Bunny by bobblehead Comedy
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Very good. Scraps is my favorite part. Five stars!
reviewed December 5, 2005
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor Comedy
Good work. Very funny but also very well directed. Great Action scenes in a comedy! Variety is the key word here and you have a lot of it. Caught myself laughing several times. five stars! reviewed November 30, 2005
Wink of an Eye by sparrowtm Horror
Excellent. Probably the best use Ive seen of the zombie costumes. reviewed November 30, 2005
Cyberphunk - The fourthcoming by sparrowtm Sci-Fi
Is this the end of the series? It seems like it could continue, but on the other hand, you have told a very complete story here. I've really enjoyed this series. The first was excellent, and each w... reviewed November 30, 2005
Cyberphunk phunks on by sparrowtm Sci-Fi
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Ok, I'm just going to come right out and say it. You should be directing films professionally. Some of the tricks you used with the movie maker blew my mind. It feels like a real movie. Also enjoy...
reviewed November 30, 2005
When Aliens Came For Tom Fire by 7thArt Sci-Fi
Nice, excellent direction. reviewed November 30, 2005
The Kremlins Robot Army by LORDCRISTOS Sci-Fi
Not much to it, but the film I saw before it was actually worse. 2 stars. reviewed November 30, 2005
The Baggage Boy by ruofei Comedy
Its just the script you buy when playing in campaign mode. No good at all. reviewed November 30, 2005
Cyberphunk Continues by sparrowtm Sci-Fi
Atmospheric. A clear five star effort. reviewed November 30, 2005
Cyberphunk by sparrowtm Sci-Fi
Great work, although it seems more post apocolypse than cyberpunk. I thought the voices and the directing were excellent. reviewed November 30, 2005
The Hammer of Time by fyrunx Sci-Fi
Not much too it but the black and white stock film did look wonderful. 3 stars for cinematography! reviewed November 29, 2005
Helpdesk Folies by Amfar1 Action
I guess he is a male prostitute? First half was decent, but the end built up to nothing more than running off to play world of warcraft. A better ending would have earned this film three or four stars. reviewed November 29, 2005
The Hanging Tree by zul187 Romance
seemed a little sloppy. Sub titles too fast in some places. Plot, Character and set seemed lacking. reviewed November 29, 2005
If Hitler was Alive today by aflunky1 Comedy
Not bad. I thought the hunt for Hitler was well directed, but not really that fond of the ending at the cemetary. Three stars! reviewed November 29, 2005
Bathroom Cop by darbyantle Romance
Pretty good. Some continuity issues with rifle. reviewed November 29, 2005
I Hope It Always Rains by RolandL Romance
A little slow, some events confusing. Not much seems to be happening here. reviewed November 28, 2005
Once upon a time in Vietnam by the-third-face Action
A run of the mill action piece. I also felt that using the full it ain't over action for this film was way out of place. You should have cut the scene after main character stabbed the Enemy the firs... reviewed November 28, 2005
Stop talking to her! by stikboyx Comedy
Best thing about this was the title...It has an interesting title that made me want to watch the film, but the film itself was fairly low on merit. 2 stars. reviewed November 28, 2005
Where Wolf by IndigoLily Comedy
Pretty good. I liked the part where the guy tried to teach the werewolf how to be scary. Neat idea building a movie from random generated title. I felt you failed to capitalize on a fairly original... reviewed November 28, 2005
When Echo Met Snow by Snowboi Romance
Not bad. It ran on a little too long, maybe should have trimmed the scenes up a bit and get it down to 5 or 6 minutes. Mostly able to follow the plot, though wasn't sure why he was arrested (public drunk?) reviewed November 28, 2005
The Story of Amber and Ryan by Tinmansm Romance
Just a collection of random romance scenes with a murder at the end. Then I guess the girl is okay because she is kissing the soldier in the next scene. It reminded me of the films the AI scriptwrit... reviewed November 28, 2005
Free The Phedos by Benjionfire Comedy
Much better than cowboy chronicles. Excellent voice work. I actually laughed aloud on this one. 4 stars! reviewed November 28, 2005
Cowboy Chronicles by Benjionfire Action
Why did the bartender suddenly become a woman? Voice overs were good, though the incoherent mumbling was a bit annoying. I think your next one will probably be better. reviewed November 28, 2005
Beam Of The Laser by WoolleyMB Sci-Fi
chicken suit date rape. Never could decide if I liked this film so I finally settled on three stars. I think your directing was good, I just didn't really know what to make of the content. reviewed November 28, 2005
Get Lucky by trailertrash Comedy
Just not my bag. reviewed November 28, 2005
Gamers Revenge (FUNNY Stuff Here) by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Very good. I really didn't expect to like it and had my finger poised over the single star--but what a great film it turned out to be. Polishman is the laughing stock of these boards! Five stars! reviewed November 28, 2005
Joes Party-Hotel by Bole80 Comedy
Not so good. reviewed November 28, 2005
30er Jason by vanderVaart Horror
Great directing but not very original and very predictable. I was hoping for a surprise or a slightly different take on Fri. 13th. reviewed November 28, 2005
The Glory of Sarrlon IV by yonderboy Sci-Fi
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Very good. Flash back was initially confusing--at first I thought he had abandoned his mission and met some chick--but maybe it was just me. I liked the characters, the pacing, and the directing was ...
reviewed November 28, 2005
Young Monkey Love by BadyMojoy Romance
After seeing two five star reviews I was really expecting more than this. It wasn't bad, it just didn't do much for me. reviewed November 28, 2005
FRANZ KAFKA The Door by Laibach_Walker Horror
It was good. I was interested all the way through but the end seemed a bit of a dissapointments. Certainly original. reviewed November 27, 2005
Wrong person to kick by yugowolf Comedy
It was okay, but not much ever happened. I guess this girl likes kicking random strangers which is pretty funny, but there never was much of a punch line. reviewed November 27, 2005
October Mourning by Loyd2000 Horror
Not bad. Good costumes, set, and directing. Story-line not terribly original. reviewed November 27, 2005
The Hit by advocatejack Action
Pretty good. Well directed, clear sense of momentum. Would like to see a little more development. reviewed November 27, 2005
Guns Money and Black Suits by Bobaninho Action
pretty good. Directing could be tightened up a bit, and some scenes ran to long(like the car ride) but also some very stylish choices--great choice of sets, actors, costume, subtitles. Your voice ov... reviewed November 27, 2005
road to victory by chriscolq Action
Not bad, would have gotten three stars but I took off a point for the horse running by in the background. You can remove the horse by selecting change props, clicking on the horse, then choosing no prop. reviewed November 27, 2005
Benny Hill Chase by dexter64 Comedy
It was kind of stupid, but I must admit its one of the first times I've ever laughed at those comedy shots. Amazing how much difference the right music can make. Of course, not fair that you are bre... reviewed November 27, 2005
Mr Generic Goes To Town by PsychoLord13 Comedy
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It was pretty good. I liked the minions, i thought your bad guys had a decent amount of character. I did think it would be a little more interesting with the title. What is so generic about mr. gen...
reviewed November 27, 2005
jolly ho-ho by scleemon Comedy
Wasn't all that crazy about it myself. Tighten up directing and try for a more original concept. Why was the man in a super hero costume. Was his job super hero? If it was, why didn't you explore ... reviewed November 27, 2005
Moon Over Your Town by soar Sci-Fi
It was okay, the jokes were a little heavy-handed. reviewed November 27, 2005
Bathroom of the Apes by Trebla Comedy
It wasn't so bad. I thought it was rather funny when the woman said, "and besides, there are no such things as apes." 4 stars to counter-ballance the unfair low ratings you got from others. reviewed November 26, 2005
Beasts in the City - Part 2 by SuperArie Comedy
Pretty good. Ending was nice. Some of the jokes were decent, a couple were a bit on the silly side. reviewed November 26, 2005
The Pigeon In The Barrel by DemoraX Horror
I didn't really care much for it. It was a little wierd and pointless, but my worst complaint is that it was a bit boring. reviewed November 26, 2005
The Fall of America III by tprice Action
Pretty good. Shouldn't be using copyrighted music though, but 4 stars regardless. reviewed November 26, 2005
The Fall of America Part II by tprice Action
Overall it was better than the first one in the series, but editing could be a bit tighter and I took off a point for leaving the horse in one of the scenes. You can remove the horse by selecting pro... reviewed November 26, 2005
The Fall Of America by tprice Action
Good. Couple of rough spots with editing (the fire and the molotov [censored!]tail) but very entertaining none the less. 4 stars! reviewed November 26, 2005
GI Vs AI by Layman Action
Good action directing. I look forward to seeing more films from your studios. reviewed November 25, 2005
The Fungus Among Us by Les_Filling Horror
Quite a bit better than you war picture. Directing and editing need some work. I thought the creature transformation was a decent effort. reviewed November 24, 2005
Home of the Braves by Les_Filling Action
I found it to be a little on the dull side. A generic action scene with a few misplaced and childish jokes. reviewed November 24, 2005
Peace Of Skeleton by Jspaz Horror
Good work. The conversation between the ad exec and the skeleton was golden. Great directing as always from you. One of your weaker endings, though. reviewed November 24, 2005
The Faketrix by Jspaz Action
Its not a spoof of the Matrix...It actually looks like the movie! If anyone else had done this well directed action piece, I would have given it 4 stars...but as a fan of your other films, I just tho... reviewed November 24, 2005
From Afar by Jspaz Romance
You are the king of the velvet hammer. Your endings always have a good punch but aren't way over the top like many surprise endings. They are just the natural ending to a compelling piece. That sai... reviewed November 24, 2005
Wait! Wait! Bang! Bang! by Jspaz Horror
Another great film. The opening was very compelling--Catching the wife cheating was well directed--gun purchase excellent--and it all flowed together brilliantly. Second half wasn't quite as good. ... reviewed November 24, 2005
Today We Take The World by Jspaz Action
Pretty good. I enjoyed it. I thought it was perfect in length and the end had a subtle but solid punch to it. 4 stars! reviewed November 24, 2005
Spacebabes by bobblehead Sci-Fi
I was hoping for just a little more...substance. Felt sort of like a movie you would see on USA networks "Up All Night" reviewed November 24, 2005
Danny Bagpots The Chimney Thief by kareem1990 Comedy
It was a little too silly for me. I didn't entirely understand what...if anything...was going on. Voice over would have been better if you hadn't tried to make it SO different from you actual voice.... reviewed November 24, 2005
war of the worlds by junny-x Action
I had a tough time deciding between 2 and 3 stars. Strange choice of costume, sets and weapons--but in it's own way it remained consistant. I was going to give three stars because of your willingnes... reviewed November 24, 2005
Boss Lord by bk619 Action
I mean no offense by the one star, I just wasn't very fond of the film. I watched if because it had two sets of five star ratings so maybe I was expecting more of it. reviewed November 24, 2005
Space Wars by dansun81 Sci-Fi
Wow. that was a great film. It had a lot of action but you actually managed to sustain my interest through it all. Nice ending. Great directing. Brilliant handling of the split action scene on sh... reviewed November 24, 2005
The Killer Gorilla Magilla by Dimsey Horror
It was okay. reviewed November 24, 2005
War is not fun by ojdidntdoit6 Action
Decent editing--better than many action scenes I've seen on this site. Not much of a story, characters, or good dialogue--but your action directing alone takes you to three stars. Work harder on you... reviewed November 24, 2005
Moon Boots by toasterplug Comedy
Funny. I enjoyed it. My only problem is that I expected him to actually have boxes on his feet but he just had regular shoes. You should cut any shots that show his feet and allow me to imagine box... reviewed November 24, 2005
Leave me alone Mr Bacon by toasterplug Comedy
Not bad--a little on the silly side but certainly worth watching. I am interested to see what else you make. 4 stars! reviewed November 24, 2005
Frantic Uprising by utopia1327 Sci-Fi
It was just sort of random. It felt like the films the in game scriptwriters do. A little on the boring side too. Do a more serious effort and I will watch it and give you at least a three. reviewed November 24, 2005
The Hire by shadowhimself Action
Im going to give you four stars, and here is why: 1. It wasn't predictable--I expected a fairly boring murder scene, but instead the hitman goes to jail. 2. Focused--Yes it was short, but you got r... reviewed November 24, 2005
Blood Oath Part 1 by Knightfell Horror
Nicely done. Good directing--fairly compelling storyline, distinct characters. Sub-titles could be cleaned up a tad, or even voice over would be nice. 5 stars! reviewed November 24, 2005
training for love by troma5 Romance
No Review reviewed November 23, 2005
Ze Boss of the World by troma5 Comedy
Not so good. reviewed November 23, 2005
Hell is for the Dead 2 by MetzgerMedia Horror
Wonderful. Great narration. My only complaint was the karate fight with Lucifer--hurt your continuity--should have went straight to the shooting. reviewed November 23, 2005
Your Heart and You!!! by vegas9879 Comedy
Not bad. reviewed November 23, 2005
Time Travel by nicvancamp Action
Just a collection of animated scenes. Not much to it. reviewed November 23, 2005
Never Wake up by ezz2talk2 Horror
Nice, thoughtful piece. Seemed to lose focus about midway through but pulled together at very end. You also let the music run out. You can load another song or the same song and you can even overla... reviewed November 23, 2005
Werewolf house by KikAssStranger Horror
Not bad. The part where he stabs the werewolf should cut to him on top of the werewolf much faster so that the fight keeps its sense of momentum. Not terribly original and the halo thing is odd. 3 stars reviewed November 22, 2005
Fist of Iron Redux by mirokunite Action
Nice reviewed November 22, 2005
Normandy by Son44 Action
Not bad. reviewed November 22, 2005
Dancing Robot by terranah Sci-Fi
Pretty good. Simple, but funny regardless. reviewed November 22, 2005
Girl In A Box by CptJoker Horror
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Its ok. Tells a story without use of subtitles. Fairly moody. I started out giving two stars, but on second thought went with three. Try another one that is a bit longer, but keep your excellent p...
reviewed November 22, 2005
Drumhead Justice by tesserus Action
I don't know, maybe its an attempt to be like those old movies from that period. It has a forwared moving plot (sort of) and is tolerable in its simplicity. 3 stars. reviewed November 22, 2005
Aliens by pepsidude32 Sci-Fi
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Nice. I normally don't like the alien/science fiction ones on this board, but you have proven that these can be original as well. Nice ending.
reviewed November 22, 2005
The Illusionist by Nillock Horror
RustyFunkNut said anything less than 5 stars would be a travesty. He was correct. reviewed November 22, 2005
Hot Ice by Machine187 Action
Pretty good but went on a bit too long I think. I enjoyed the jokes at first, but they didn't carry the movie to the end. Shift gears in the middle of the film and I think I would like it better. E... reviewed November 22, 2005
The Love of the Life Form by LabyrinthsEnd Romance
A little boring. Try cutting and splicing action scenes to make them more original. reviewed November 22, 2005
Jumping Jim Private Ditective by thesidebuster Comedy
I enjoyed it. reviewed November 22, 2005
Office Clerks by Krusch Comedy
Text moved to fast...already heard it I know, but I have a recommendation. Considering the medium here, you should cut about every third line from the dialogue...It will still make sense if you do a ... reviewed November 22, 2005
Bank Raiders by Josh902 Action
Predictable but well directed. 3 stars reviewed November 22, 2005
RazorEnd- The Heist by JoeMo Sci-Fi
Pretty good. I didn't really understand the outcome. reviewed November 22, 2005
The Battle of Tharmopalie by Ovadoze Comedy
Not bad. reviewed November 22, 2005
If Frank Taylor Wins by DeusExMachinima Comedy
Another excellent film from your studios. reviewed November 22, 2005
The Hunted Special Edition by FilmForge_Studios Action
Brilliant. An excellent piece of work. reviewed November 21, 2005
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
Excellent. reviewed November 21, 2005