kuroken
Number of Movies: 15
Number of Winning Movies: 3
Average Rating Received: 4.82

Number of Movies Reviewed: 793
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 222
Average Rating Given: 4.55
 
Movies Released by kuroken
Last Rites - Amen Horror
(Sorry for the lack of a thumbnail - after 6 exports, it refused to take the thumbnail) ***Note: This movie contains some strong language....it's not gratuitous, but it is realistic....if it bothers ... posted January 14, 2008
Et Spiritus Sancti Horror
Winning Movie
***Note: This movie contains some strong language....it's not gratuitous, but it is realistic....if it bothers you, you've been warned*** Et Spiritus Sancti is the third film in the Last Rites mini-s...
posted December 30, 2007
Et Fille Horror
***Note: This movie contains some strong language....it's not gratuitous, but it is realistic....if it bothers you, you've been warned*** Et Fille is the second film in the Last Rites mini-series. It... posted December 16, 2007
In Nomine Patris Horror
***Note: This movie contains some strong language...it's not gratuitous, but it is realistic....if it bothers you, you've been warned*** In Nomine Patris is the first film in the Last Rites mini-ser... posted December 9, 2007
In Nomine Patris Horror
***Note: This movie contains some strong language....it's not gratuatis, but it is realistic....if it bothers you, you've been warned*** In Nomine Patris is the first film in the Last Rites mini-ser... posted December 9, 2007
A Night At The Movies Sci-Fi
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Super extravaganza of entertainment....or the product of a diseased mind.....only you can decide.... The three parts of this are: (1) Last Rites Teaser - My next project, 4 movies in 4 weeks, beginn...
posted October 29, 2007
A Split Second Sci-Fi
Winning Movie
A Fable Competition entree... Bernie Rose thought that when a blood vessel in his brain blew out and he died in a cheap hotel room, he'd be going to Heaven or Hell.... He didn't know that a guy name...
posted June 24, 2007
Natural Occurance Sci-Fi
London, November 1969.... A man and woman meet in a pub....there's a spark, a connection..... But nothing is what it seems...... Natural Occurance is the first of an 8-film eposodic series. Part 2... posted March 18, 2007
Youve Got Spam! Comedy
A special report from the fine folks at WOOP...this is the report you need to see, to protect you, your family, your friends, and future generations from the dangers of that thing which folks "in-the-... posted February 9, 2006
Awakening - Chapter Two Sci-Fi
Sixteen months ago, the Earth was invaded. Eight days later, the war was over. The aliens had won. After the loss of this wife, Major Harley McKenzie spent the months since the war in an alcohol an... posted January 31, 2006
Santa Claus is Coming For You! Comedy
My entry for the Christmas Competition.... No violence, no swearing, and a happy ending for everybody except Santa.... All music remixed from non-copyrighted midi files. Thanks for watching, and if... posted December 23, 2005
Santa Claus is Coming For You! Comedy Not Rated
My entry for the Christmas Competition.... No violence, no swearing, and a happy ending for everybody except Santa.... All music remixed from non-copyrighted midi files. Thanks for watching, and if... posted December 23, 2005
Santa Claus is Coming For You! Comedy Not Rated
My entry for the Christmas Competition.... No violence, no swearing, and a happy ending for everybody except Santa.... All music remixed from non-copyrighted midi files. Thanks for watching, and if... posted December 22, 2005
Under the Boot Awakening - Chapter One Action
Sixteen months ago, humanity lost its position as the dominant species on Earth, after a crushing defeat at the hands of alien invaders. Today, a man will be pulled from the dark, empty place inside ... posted December 20, 2005
Under the Boot Chapter One Trailer Action
Trailer for Under the Boot: Awakening - Chapter One You can find the full film at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/25011. Custom music, full voice acting Music: Highway Warrior by Teo Wei Yong/Cre... posted December 8, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by kuroken
OMG! TMO is Closing! by rileyman Comedy
Now I know what happened to Monk's brain in the infamous Monks Brain episode of Pengvin Crossing.... Nice bon voyage, Riley - I'll prepare the lesbian subcategory on TMU for you use... reviewed December 2, 2008
The Creepy Clown Visits - A Poem by Tie Horror
Nothing creepier than rhyming clowns and murder. Nicely ambient music plays as murder and mayhem ensues - terrific voice performances and delivery. reviewed November 28, 2008
TMO Falls Down Stairs by biggstrek Comedy
My final TMO review - This sucked! Now get back to work on UPM2.2! reviewed November 24, 2008
Red Curreny (pt5) by TiffyP Action
Twists, turns, and lots of suspense - definitely the best so far. I'm still having some trouble buying them spending two weeks in the woods counting cash, but I can suspend my disbelief over that as ... reviewed October 10, 2008
Red Currency (pt4) by tiffyp Action
Probably the best episode so far - it was interesting to see what the three back at the cabin would do with the money, and a nice moment with Jacob and his grandmother too. Let's see what happens in ... reviewed October 10, 2008
Red Currency (pt3) by tiffyp Action
Enjoyed more about Oliver, and started getting an idea of what the four were going to be up against. On to part 4.... reviewed October 10, 2008
Red Currency (pt2) by tiffyP Action
Nice continuation of the story - more character development as we get to know these four lucky (or unlucky) folks - but trouble seems to be on the horizon, both inside the group and out. Only thing t... reviewed October 10, 2008
Red Currency (pt1) by tiffyp Action
Nicely done introduction to the characters - each is separate and distinct - will be interested in seeing where this goes next. reviewed October 10, 2008
A Letter From Home by SnakeEater42 Romance
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A real tear-jerker. Support the policies that put them in harm's way or not, soldiers have a job to do, and their families can only wait and hope while they're doing that job. Nice work, Snake - som...
reviewed September 14, 2008
The American Dream by filipekholmstudios Romance
This is an awesome achievement - great script, excellent cast, and the use of classical music throughout really helps support the epic nature of this film. We've seen some great mafia movies on TMO, ... reviewed August 30, 2008
ENIGMA II ep4 - The Ally by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
It's interesting to see an episode of Enigma where Capt. Hero and company aren't the center of the story. Well written and well acted - and as always, you show us things we've never seen before - I w... reviewed August 8, 2008
PAIX by nexusinteract Romance
I was giving this film a chance. Technically, it's an improvement over past efforts, and though the "plot" was thin while the production was bloated (nearly 20% was credits and panning shots of citys... reviewed August 7, 2008
Conquest Beginnings Trailer by Marvellousguppimovies Sci-Fi
Very clever not to put the full title - "Short and Curly 3: Conquest Beginnings". I also noticed you left the monkeys out of the trailer....won't everyone be surprised. reviewed July 3, 2008
EDS Destiny S2 The Hounds by captainstrider Sci-Fi
Another excellent episode in the EDS Destiny saga - what I like best about this series is that the focus is always on the characters, not on the mods. Some nice performances, an original story, and y... reviewed June 29, 2008
Dog-Dawg Groove Promo by elbowlow Comedy
Very cleverly written and well shot - working with animals can be a nightmare, but you managed to pull it off - voice over was fun and well-delivered - I can't wait to see what kind of film you can pu... reviewed June 22, 2008
GHOST Part 1 by Kit06 Action
Good story, diminished just a bit by overly-loud music that sometimes drowns out the actors (music beds are called beds because the other sounds are on top of them, not under them) and many shots that... reviewed June 7, 2008
Outbreak-Teaser by 870 Horror
Short and sweet. Nice camera work, and a good setup for the movie to come. Will be looking forward to the film when it's released. reviewed June 6, 2008
Ultima Thule -full trailer by jase180 Sci-Fi
Tasty appetizer....can't wait for the entree. reviewed May 27, 2008
Tears of a Pale Moon by Wackyal3000 Action
WWI was a horrific mixture of the tactics of the 19th century and the weapons of the 20th century. But this film isn't about WWI. Tears of a Pale Moon is about a soldier who thinks too much, who see... reviewed May 24, 2008
And There She Was by sgporsche48 Romance
SG continues to surprise with his movies - this one is serious on one level, wryly humorous on another, with some excellent camera work and always-perfect musical choices. And from what I understand,... reviewed May 19, 2008
ENIGMA II ep3 Love Birds by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
A new episode of Enigma is always cause for celebration, moreso because each episode builds on the last. Here we see how fraternization works on the Atlas, and it ain't pretty...on many levels. As a... reviewed May 19, 2008
Curiosity My Name is Thong! by dude123456HasReturned Comedy
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Like watching Gumby after a week of gobbling spoiled psilocybin mushrooms, the stop motion poptarts and the chilling high-pitched voices, combined with the chorus line of dancing barmaidens and Roger ...
reviewed May 12, 2008
No Sex For You by cipheruzmad Comedy
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A cautionary tale for all of you studs out there - what begins with a writer searching to break his writer's block quickly turns into a psycho-sexual drama as the writer commits the ultimate "me so ho...
reviewed May 12, 2008
Thongocalypse Now by Marvellousguppimovies Comedy
A journey deep into the Heart of Darkness, as Captain Willard and motley crew of a motorboat journey up river to terminate the command of "some whacked out colonel" Sound familiar? Hardly. Those ot... reviewed May 12, 2008
The Tail of Cassidy by elbowlow Comedy
Ahhh, the old west, where a man's reputation was all he had, and just one little incident could sully that reputation. Filled with useful information about loose women and horseback riding, this film... reviewed May 12, 2008
15 Second Movie (excluding credits) by josephkw Comedy
You always have to show the rest of us up, don't you, Joseph! Geez. You say more in 15 seconds than the rest of us say in an hour and a half! I need to go lie down now and rethink my core beliefs i... reviewed April 30, 2008
The Lonely Piano by andy_inc Horror
Great stuff, Andy - well written story, strong narration (both in the writing and in Orky's delivery), perfect choice of music, and a real stretch from your usual films. Who knew you had such depth! reviewed April 30, 2008
Don't Come Knocking at my Door by Norriefpb Romance
Delightful. Great tune, Sisch was marvelous as always (acting, singing, directing...is there nothing she can't do?), and Norrie....well, honestly I was expecting a Shane MacGowan-ish bellow, but this... reviewed April 30, 2008
The Deed of Midnight - Chapter 2 - Teaser by trewill7 Action
The man...the legend...is BACK! Deed of Midnight is one of the most fascinating, ambitious project to grace the TMO screen, and knowing that it's back on track is music to my ears. Bring it on, Tre ... reviewed April 27, 2008
The Fourth Labor Of Hercules by judyann88 Action
Finally! After two years, Hercules returns to continue his labors! Nice job (as always) - I know this isn't the state-of-the-art of TMO today, but it's still quite effective, managing to work around... reviewed April 27, 2008
RIO DIABLO Feature1 by TheMGMKid1 Action
Love triangles, blazing guns, beautiful montage scenes, a stirring Admultasanos theme....theMGMKid turns his eyes to the western genre, so look out, pard... As always, a grade-A story, terrific perfo... reviewed April 27, 2008
Underpants Away! -1- Below The Belt by biggstrek Comedy
Last time, as you recall, Underpants Man defeated both arch-enemy Professor Nibbler and a Demon named Nigel. But there is no rest for superheroes.... Joined by the stalwart Thong Boy, the rugged Gen... reviewed April 25, 2008
13 Part 1 by BlazeLeeDragon Horror
Great kickoff to what looks like a killer (so to speak) story. A tight story, combined with some excellent performances by all members of the cast (many in multiple roles), atmospheric camera work an... reviewed April 25, 2008
My Song by Thongs and Roses by andy_inc Comedy
"My Song - A Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare" Some fine warbling there, Andy - though I will not be whistling this one while I work. Good luck in the competition! You're my #1 pick so far! That may change ... reviewed April 22, 2008
The Betrayal - Teaser Trailer by TFoster Action
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Short and sweet trailer - doesn't say a lot about the story, but says tons about the setting a feel. Very nice. Ken
reviewed April 20, 2008
Starship Kawk by riott007 Romance
The deep, dare I say poignant level of understanding that this filmmaker brings to the human condition takes my breath away. Through pointed dialogue and intense imagery, she proves beyond doubt that... reviewed April 13, 2008
Make K4 Happy by ubernewbie Comedy
I've watched it! Let him live (if for no other reason than I might have a role for him down the road and finding somebody else is HARD!!!) reviewed April 8, 2008
The Communist Manifesto by andy_inc Horror
I always thought that Zeppo was the unfunny Marx Brother, but this guy....no wonder they didn't have him in any of their movies....I kept waiting for Groucho to show up, but sadly, he didn't.... Mayb... reviewed April 3, 2008
Fifties Robot Amok! by dude123456HasReturned Romance
It was, perhaps, not a full 19 minutes of pleasure, but definitely worth the watch - funny, often surreal, with some good voice performances from the cast and some nice use of music and mods. Good lu... reviewed April 1, 2008
The Last Closeup (Trailer1a) by TheMGMKid1 Action
Woo-hoo - let's see, that's three Imperium International pictures that I'm putting on my calendar.....I understand that that director, that MGMKid guy, is busy, but somebody go to his trailer, pull th... reviewed April 1, 2008
Flight Of Freedom by TFoster Action
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Nicely done film that explores an under-represented genre here on TMO - the war in the air. There were some historical anachronisms in the film (Churchill's "Fight them on the beaches.." speech was i...
reviewed March 31, 2008
Questing by JacquiJ Sci-Fi
Not a bad start to your movie career. The movie flows pretty well, and you manage to use the sets and scenes to good effect to simulate a quest in an MMORPG. The editing was fine, which is rare with... reviewed March 30, 2008
Con The Don - The Hitman Strikes by andy_inc Comedy
As somebody who knows Andy's work mostly through the Empire series, I had no idea what to expect here. I'm still in shock. Some very funny, very clever bits here, Frosty finally gets the chance to a... reviewed March 29, 2008
Kong does the Baggage boy by Alex2112 Comedy
Though I realize that this was just a little something Roger threw together to get your studio online, I have to say that it's his finest work on TMO to date. Bravo, Roger, bravo! reviewed March 29, 2008
A Diagnosis of Death by frosty_frost09 Horror
A good adaptation of a Bierce short story - nicely atmospheric, though I would have liked a little more flashback as he narrated. Good VOs from both Orky and yourself, very effective sound and music ... reviewed March 29, 2008
King Kong (Part One) export1 by pookashells Romance
I'm not a huge fan of "remakes", though I have to say that I have often wondered how the movie that sold me on The Movies, Steven Kreg's King Kong, would be if it was made with today's state-of-the-ar... reviewed March 29, 2008
The Perception Of Life - Part One by TFoster Comedy
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A good start to this multi-part story - performances were solid (my own excepted), with Monk extra good in the role he was born to play, and some of the camera work was quite good. Two things you mig...
reviewed March 29, 2008
Dark Obsession part B by Lethal_Entertainment Romance
These are some seriously messed up people...I know that because the writing of the characters and the performances of the actors bring the man and the woman totally to life. Dark Obsession is a love ... reviewed March 28, 2008
Dark Obsession Part A by Lethal_Entertainment Romance
Creepy, relentless, superbly acted by all.....and a hell of a zinger at the end of this first part. Not at all what I expected. Now on to part two. reviewed March 28, 2008
Remorseless by Toadflax Horror
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A dark and often amusing tale of the lengths a woman will go for her man.... Some very nice voice work by you and Mrs. T - both of you brought life to your characters - the structure was interesting,...
reviewed March 20, 2008
Fifties Robot Amok! by andy_inc Action
A very nice homage to the golden age of science fiction - you actually did good job with your many parts, it was fun hearing Mamma_inc (though thank God there was nothing going on between the chief an... reviewed March 18, 2008
The Kingdom Rose - Part 1 by tfoster Romance
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Very nicely written and directed medieval tale (though I kinda figured there would be friction between Titan and Francis). Very good set dressing and solid use of mods as well. If there was a drawba...
reviewed March 16, 2008
The Clans by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Very nice tech demo, and a decent little story to go with it - a taste of things to come on many levels, methinks. The Clans stuff looks very nice - it's about time we get some bright colors in the E... reviewed March 16, 2008
The Hitman Strikes by sparky1512 Action
Very funny stuff - I even forgive you for forcing me into Internet Explorer to download it.... Like some of the other reviewers, I found that it kind of dragged in the final minutes - but not so much... reviewed March 16, 2008
In the Cover of Darkness by MefuneAkira Comedy
Mefune does it again - this was some very funny poop....I mean....well, you know what I mean. Good luck in the comp - this will be hard to beat. reviewed March 15, 2008
ENIGMA II ep2 - Conquest by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Season 2 is turning out to be a real break-the-mold season for Enigma, taking us to places and showing us things we've not seen before. As the season continues, the crew of the Atlas finds itself face... reviewed March 15, 2008
History of The World Part 2 by themonkthemonk Comedy
There's something about competitions that forces competitors to go above and beyond. In this final Ultimate TMOer entry, theMonk goes way way way beyond. Veering wildly from inspired to clever to hi... reviewed March 9, 2008
The Remedy The New Teaser Trailer by nexusinteract Horror
Some good use of freecam and nice sound design - unfortunately, it's not in support of much. Any trailer, but especially a teaser trailer, should be short and grab the audience's attention from the b... reviewed March 8, 2008
There Will Be One TMOer! by EthanRunt Horror
The pig latin subtitles were very helpful in understanding WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON in this fine motion picture. It had everything...drama...romance....comedy.....violence....sin.....redemption. A... reviewed March 8, 2008
Miss Ooglie In The Ultimate TMOER! by Marine101 Romance
Congrats on making it to the finishing line, even if it did require singing... Nice little flick, some good humor, and the singing was....well, awful, but if fit in well with the feel of the film. N... reviewed March 8, 2008
The Hotel by penguin93 Horror
Very nicely done first film - you do a very good job of building suspense with visuals, music, and sound effects. The ending was weak (though if it's the first of a multi-part film, it's a good "clif... reviewed March 6, 2008
One Last Breath Part 2 by sparky1512 Action
If part 1 was the setup, part 2 delivers in spades. In the first part, we met the characters - in the second part, they play out their lives in the often grim dance that is noir. All is revealed, no... reviewed March 1, 2008
One Last Breath part1 by sparky1512 Action
Doing a good noir flick, especially with the limitations of TMO, can be difficult - it requires a very steady, very light touch to keep it from hurtling over the edge into parody. Sparky's managed to... reviewed March 1, 2008
The Ghoula by Toadflax Horror
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Nifty little horror tale. VOs were solid, the music worked well, and some really strong editing, considering that this doesn't seem to be done with Stunts and Effects. Very glad I decided to check i...
reviewed February 29, 2008
Infidelitas by trewill7 Horror
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So I make this little contest and end up getting my movie-making butt handed to me by some excellent filmmakers.....go ahead, Tre, it's okay....you can put "A Prequel to Ken Whites vastly-inferior "La...
reviewed February 28, 2008
King Sugar Trailer 1 by jase180 Comedy
Bring on the funky goodness, white boy! (I'm sorry - the movie just took me to another place, momentarily) reviewed February 25, 2008
ENIGMA II ep1 - Phoenix by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Once more into the breach with Captain John Hero and the crew of the Atlas.... Very nice transition from the first season into the second - we see death and we see rebirth, on a couple of different l... reviewed February 24, 2008
Lets Kill the sheriff by Marine101 Action
I didn't understand any of this movie when Marine sent me the script....it has something to do with something called TMO, or whatever...I don't get it. I must apologize, though for my portrayal of wh... reviewed February 23, 2008
Death Is My Sex Ed Lab Partner by themonkthemonk Action
When you turn the Monk loose, there's always the possibility that you'll get...this.... Kids, do not watch this film when Mom and Dad are in the room, or you will be so grounded....they'll probably t... reviewed February 23, 2008
Is My Name Death by EthanRunt Action
A brutal tale of coffee and trash in the old west, Ethan sucks us in with a promise of deep human emotion, then spits us out with horrific violence and images of smartly-booted feet. There may be a p... reviewed February 23, 2008
28-FEB-2008 by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
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Six more days....six more days.....
reviewed February 22, 2008
The Prophets Anguish-The Final Cut by bricksfilms Action
I think what I most enjoyed about this film was the completely different take on Hooker that we saw here. In Last Rites, Hooker moved in and out of the story, and often the attention was on other char... reviewed February 21, 2008
The Prophets Anguish-The Final Cut by bricksfilms Action
I think what I most enjoyed about this film was the completely different take on Hooker that we saw here. In Last Rites, Hooker moved in and out of the story, and often the attention was on other cha... reviewed February 20, 2008
Miserere Nobis TMO by josephkw Horror
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This film was the first of the competition movies I saw - I was doing something else, and watching it was my treat for finishing whatever I was doing. And I've got to tell you - in the early going, t...
reviewed February 20, 2008
Last Rites - Carrus Admodum Amentum by andy_inc Action
Uh...Andy man! You should've entered it, you most likely would have cleaned up the competition! Or not. reviewed February 19, 2008
SOLA FIDE (By Faith Alone) by jase180 Horror
Ritchie Falcone was something of a collaborative character within Jase and me, in that I created him in the Last Rites series and wrote the dialogue, while Jase improvised and improved a lot of the di... reviewed February 18, 2008
The Baggage Boy by FredTheDuck Comedy
Hot damn, boy, I ain't never seen nothin' like that before. That Baggage Boy was one interesting feller. Can't say that I really understood what exactly was going on, and the music wasn't making my ... reviewed February 16, 2008
The Baggage Boy - Ultimate TMOer Entry by Marine101 Action
A different kind of Baggage Boy, to be sure...we've often seen the Baggage Boy doing that thing with the weights (perhaps in the UK Baggage Boy means "Weight Lifter")....but we've never seen the other... reviewed February 16, 2008
The Baggage Boy - An SGIS Special by themonkthemonk Romance
After years of declining profits, Moink Studios returned to one of their last profitable franchises, the Security Guards in Space series. But the years had not been kind to the SGIS cast, with James ... reviewed February 16, 2008
The Baggage Boy by EthanRunt Romance
A searing look at class struggle in the early thirties.....as the young nickel-an-hour baggage boy gets up on his two feet and meets the challenges of the evil capitalist Boss Boss. I have to admit i... reviewed February 16, 2008
Infested! Trailer Two by rysto Action
As the whiny little girl shrieked more than 50 years ago...."Them.....them!" Can't wait for this one. reviewed February 10, 2008
Mission Highly Improbable by Mattooman Comedy
Yes, it's another surrealistic slice of life from the inimitable Mattooman - filled with non-sequitors and ending with a bizarre conversation, we've got everything here from the cheesy theme to a woma... reviewed February 10, 2008
Wilson Green - The Last Ride by nahton Comedy
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Any chance to hear the wit and wisdom of Wilson Green should be relished...it's not about the technical stuff....it's about the stuff coming out of Wilson's mouth. Very amusing (and made even more so...
reviewed February 9, 2008
Mission Highly Improbable by FredTheDuck Comedy
How many sheep, Fred? HOW MANY SHEEP? Too many! This madcap jamboree of who's who left me completely baffled, yet oddly wanting more.....this is one of those rare movies where the sound synch bug a... reviewed February 9, 2008
Mission Highly Improbable by Marine101 Comedy
Some of the sound levels were a little wonky (you can raise and lower volume levels before you bring in your sound files, ya know? Hint...hint), and your infatuation with showing EVERYTHING brought t... reviewed February 9, 2008
Mission Highly Improbable by themonkthemonk Comedy
Silent movie legend theMonk gets wheeled out of the retirement home for one last go-round, and in a valiant attempt at relevance, attempts to do a big-budget action picture.... ...using the same tool... reviewed February 9, 2008
Ethans Mission Highly Improbable! by EthanRunt Comedy
High adventure, crimes against nature, profanity, and long, loving shots of feet...cult director EthanRunt wears his perversions on his sleeve as he cranks out another in his long series of instantly ... reviewed February 9, 2008
DOA Trailer - Interview with Charlie Grant by ZackRichard Action
Clever idea for a trailer, and the concept of the movie ain't so shabby either. You might wanna check your sound levels on the VOs though - they're way low during the interview segments, and the last... reviewed February 7, 2008
When We Met teaser by apip Romance
Looks like it might be interesting - good camera work, and the teaser gives a good idea of what the film will be. Let me know when it comes out. reviewed February 4, 2008
The Cuckoo Sketch Show! by Mattooman Comedy
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The Ninja Dwarf comes through again! Glad to see that you made it into this week's competition - and with quite a nice little entry as well - the jokes were unfunny (fitting, considering the material...
reviewed February 3, 2008
The Extra- Terrestrial Part 2 by filipekholmstudios Sci-Fi
A solid follow-up to the first part, with some great atmosphere and camera work. You've still got some sound issues (usually music of sfx too loud for the dialogue, washing it out) - it's usually bes... reviewed February 2, 2008
The Cuckoo Bird Sketch Show by Marine101 Comedy
A grim tale of an unfunny bird trying to make it in the comedy business....but try as he might, the bottom line is that birds have little, if any, sense of humor, and as his jokes fail, he becomes mor... reviewed February 2, 2008
The Cuckoo Bird Sketch Show by EthanRunt Comedy
Kind of sleazy (and I mean that in a good way), kind of funny (hey, consider the material you had to work with), and again we get to enjoy the vocal styles of Mr. Runt, who continues to refine his fem... reviewed February 2, 2008
Monks Cuckoo Bird Comedy Sketch Show by themonkthemonk Comedy
After watching this weeks trailer, I despaired of seeing anything even remotely funny out of the competitors....which makes this genuinely clever and funny film an even bigger surprise. Great use of ... reviewed February 2, 2008
The Past Becomes Us by jack_mc2005 Romance
Interesting story, well told, with some very very skillful freecam work. If I have any quibbles, it's with the "event" that causes the couple's lives change - it seems kind of random, and didn't real... reviewed January 28, 2008
Innocent Pt 2 by RavensFan_09 Action
My, wasn't that a cheerful film - Big improvement over the first part, and the story took us to about where it was going to have to go after the events in the first movie. Good voice acting (Nahton ... reviewed January 28, 2008
Ubers Modding demo by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Great to see some of those screenshots you've sent in action. Now enough with the tech demos/music videos - on with Season 2! reviewed January 27, 2008
Empire (Part Four) by andy_inc Action
As hard as it is to pull off the "epic" in a TMO movie, you continue to hit the center ring with the Empire series. The characterizations are getting sharper in your scripts, and I think this is the ... reviewed January 27, 2008
UnSub by anothernewdawn Horror
Well that was a delightfully brutal little flick... The title sort of gave it away for me from the git-go, so my pleasure was in seeing how you told the story, and as always, you didn't disappoint. ... reviewed January 26, 2008
My Name Is Death by Marine101 Action
Other than a few editing anomalies, the film turned out well - good performances by Mustachio, Jase (he has a great sneering voice), Lynette, and even Marine...who knew? Some real nice camera work an... reviewed January 26, 2008
MY NAME IS DEATH by Mattooman Action
A standard oater that, in the final minutes, slips into some shocking imagery. Of all of the My Name is Death movies I've seen so far, this seems closest to the trailer and what was there. The VOs w... reviewed January 26, 2008
My Name Is Death by FredTheDuck Action
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Wow, now this was a My Name is Death movie with a difference. I enjoy movies that make you think you're watching one thing, and they turn out to be something else, and this film was definitely one of...
reviewed January 26, 2008
My Name is Death by themonkthemonk Action
Nicely made iconic Western, with strong characters, writing, and acting. I especially enjoyed the backstory with Death and Austin, which led the story into a whole 'nother direction. Congrats on tak... reviewed January 26, 2008
My Name Is Death by EthanRunt Action
Somewhat confusing in it's extreme zooms and hyperkinetic camera work, this take on My Name is Death is redeemed by solid writing, which led the plot in an unexpected direction. Good work, Ethan - am... reviewed January 26, 2008
Bombshelter-Part2b by jase180 Action
Bombshelter is without doubt your best work to date...I liked the Dead Cases, but Bombshelter is a whole lot more. It's as atmospheric and moody as it is aggressive and in-your face, and that comes f... reviewed January 19, 2008
Underpants Away! - Newsreel Teaser by biggstrek Comedy
Ahhh, I finally get my Underpants Man fix..... Brilliant, imaginative trailer - and of course, it only fires me up more to see the continuing adventures of the man in white.... reviewed January 16, 2008
Long Lasting Oddity Trailer by julianallees Horror
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Extremely creepy little trailer.....very atmospheric, very well assembled - it's definitely got me waiting for the movie. Great work.
reviewed January 15, 2008
Bombshelter-Part1 by jase180 Action
Wowser..... Yeah, sure there's a lot of fabulous eyecandy if that's your thing, but what makes this first part of Bombshelter amazing is the characterization and the performances. Five characters, e... reviewed January 12, 2008
The Extra-Terrestrial by filipekholmstudios Sci-Fi
A nicely-done sci-fi thriller in the mode of Alien/It Came From Outer Space. The movie is not without it's flaws, and I was almost ready to give it four stars, but there's a lot of very imaginative c... reviewed January 11, 2008
Last Man On Earth by jmmartin Horror
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Welcome back, JM - good looking trailer, and I'll be looking to see how this all pans out..
reviewed January 6, 2008
Shrine by Howitzer Horror
Wow - we'd talked about this a bit, but I didn't expect something this amazingly atmospheric. Some genuinely unnnerving bits, plenty of excellent camera work, terrific VO work by Sparky and Dark Luci... reviewed January 6, 2008
Enigma Before the Hero by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Good stuff - the visuals, and the annoying Belinda left quickly..... Bad stuff - something about the Major that I didn't need to know.... reviewed December 31, 2007
Christmas of Doom by kingpengvin Comedy
The Doom Legion returns in this touching Christmas spectacle for the whole family.... Will the Legion break up? Will the wondermutt get walked? Will Rex someday be a monkey's uncle? All is reveale... reviewed December 28, 2007
Innocent Pt 1 by RavensFan_09 Action
Wow, talk about out of the frying pan, into the fire... Am interested in seeing where you go with this - you've definitely put your hero into a bad situation. Some of the scenes went on a little too... reviewed December 28, 2007
To TMO or Not To TMO by rileyman Comedy
I don't understand.....I NEVER had any of these problems.....oh my nose is growing..... Brilliant, Riley - funny, well acted by all involved, terrific special effects....over the past two years, ther... reviewed December 27, 2007
The Egyptian Curse Unleashed by Fozz20 Action
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Great job, Fozz - after thoroughly enjoying The first film, it's been a long wait for this, but the wait was worth it! High adventure reigns as our band of heroes gets deeper into the mystery of the ...
reviewed December 27, 2007
That Night Part 1 by guitarscout Horror
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First, lemme say that the next time I need a female VO....I won't be coming to you.... ;) On many levels, this is at best a four star movie, maybe a high three - I know it's the first of a trilogy, a...
reviewed December 26, 2007
Enigma - Conquest mini episode by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
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Great....another Ubernewbie film to thoroughly anticipate....Enigma Season 2...Conquest Crossover....Enigma Season 2....Conquest Crossover......
reviewed December 24, 2007
Bombshelter Trailer2 by jase180 Action
Very sweet trailer....great sound design, great visuals....can't wait. reviewed December 23, 2007
Here Shakes Santa Claus by PWood Comedy
I think it was when the subtitle read "I've been watching you", just as _I_ was watching him on that foggy stage, that I understood.....everything. reviewed December 23, 2007
Blue Chicago Moon by KarlBrown Romance
Beautifully filmed, well-written with a great feel for both the pacing and the structure of the piece - for a second film, it's an amazing achievement. I'm usually not fond of stories where PIs take ... reviewed December 22, 2007
Tsunamidogs A Christmas Tale by tsunamidog Action
A heartwarming Christmas story for the whole family! I can see this become a holiday classic, pulled out every year, shown to family and friends to get them in the spirit of the season! Oh, wait, th... reviewed December 18, 2007
Strange by cecil_evans Sci-Fi
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Some twisted, hilarious stuff here, Cecil... Very clever and original idea, and when the Texan began recounting previous "invasions", I couldn't stop laughing. Great VOs (I especially enjoyed the sl...
reviewed December 18, 2007
Apartment 4C by trewill7 Comedy
Of course, we wouldn't want to show these "dark comedies" to a shrink....but be that as it may... Hilarious, and like all of your films, I didn't see it coming. You've got an amazing knack for this ... reviewed December 16, 2007
Apathetic Priest by BlazeLeeDragon Comedy
Now Father Rutherford is my kind of priest.....he has a more...realistic, laid back look at the world than most. Very funny stuff.... reviewed December 16, 2007
Kayna Part 2 by Rik_Vargard Action
I have....well, almost no idea of what is going on in this series, Rik, but I'm really enjoying the journey. The first part was pretty straightforward....this one is just plain odd, but odd in a good... reviewed December 13, 2007
The Egyptian Curse Unleashed TV Spot by Fozz20 Action
Ash a big fan of The Egyptian Cursh, I've been waiting for the long-rumored shequel, and it looks like its coming shoon. Shplend! reviewed December 6, 2007
Found And Lost by ubernewbie Romance
When I saw the script for this, I was unsure if the Enigmatic Ubernewbie could pull it off.... To a great extent, he did - in some places it does feel like one of those "Don't Do Drugs" After School ... reviewed December 5, 2007
Super Duper Uber GALAXY FORCE by MefuneAkira Comedy
Clever, witty, and full of laughs from beginning to end....Mefune and the gang from LMAO have really outdone themselves with the writing, acting, music, and cinematography on this one. It's the rare ... reviewed December 1, 2007
It isnt as bad as it looks Episode 1 by kingpengvin Comedy
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I've often wondered what life was like in the Space Commie Nazi fleet....was it the adventure and romance promised in the recruiting posters you see everywhere? Fur hats off to KingPengvin for going ...
reviewed November 28, 2007
The Sleeping Giant Awakens by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Counting down the days.... reviewed November 28, 2007
Some News by FredTheDuck Comedy
Nicely done, Fred - voice acting was good, the movie made very little sense, but was still funny. Can't get better than that! reviewed November 19, 2007
Stir 5 - The End by anothernewdawn Action
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A stunning end to the series....and I mean that literally - I sat here with my jaw hanging open during the entire 12 minutes, like a bull that had been sledgehammered. Beautiful...heartbreaking...ama...
reviewed November 18, 2007
ninja P76 Scene1 by kingpengvin Comedy
Okay, I'm sold...where do I sign up to become a Space Commie Nazi! reviewed November 16, 2007
NWLF part 76 scene 2 by themonkthemonk Action
Ha! Ninja Tom....if it wasn't for that damn pizza truck..... Okay, fine....go Ninja Tom, and find Sabalaba sab balaba labasaba...whatever, find him...or it....whatever. reviewed November 16, 2007
Bombshelter Teaser1a by jase180 Action
Excellent trailer for what I'm guessing will be a great film - terrific premise, all-star cast, tremendous visuals....how can you go wrong? (if you figure out a way, please, please don't tell me....) reviewed November 13, 2007
Daylight by Tarison Action
Fascinating trailer, awful narration.... I've seen this a couple of times now, and I still don't know what the hell is going on. But I guess that's the point of a good trailer...impress and mystify. reviewed November 6, 2007
Industry 101 Workshop Trailer by sgporsche48 Action
Excellent trailer - I saw this script when SG first wrote it, and I'm hoping this is one of the movies that gets selected in the competition - it was an amazing script, and I've been hoping that he'd ... reviewed November 5, 2007
The Hand of Love by trewill7 Comedy
Boom-boom hilarious. But I won't be fooled again, Tre....I know you now...and I know your tricks! Short, funny, well-directed, well-acted. The funniest thing I've seen on TMO since Ozman's "The Lot... reviewed November 5, 2007
Enigma EP 7 Favours Part II (Exit To Space) by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
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A great ending to the first season of Enigma. Congratulations on taking this groundbreaking science fiction series through an entire season. You've managed to not only tell an engrossing story, but ...
reviewed November 2, 2007
The Minds Eye 101 trailer by sparky1512 Sci-Fi
An intriguing concept for a movie....interesting use of camera and overlays.....I hope you go to the next step with it. reviewed October 30, 2007
Cleopatra (Part II)! by TheMGMKid1 Romance
I've been waiting for this for the past 10 months, and now that it's here, it doesn't disappoint. As I've told you, what amazes me with all of your work, and especially the Cleopatra series, is your ... reviewed October 30, 2007
The Deed of Midnight - Chapter 1 - Act 2 by trewill7 Action
A truly amazing and excellent film, as much an exploration of the characters as a continuation of the story in Chapter 1.1. What continues to amaze me about Tre's work, and this series in particular,... reviewed October 30, 2007
High School Girls -- Trailer by rposhard Horror
Terrific trailer, for a movie I've been waiting all summer for. Only three more weeks to wait.... reviewed October 29, 2007
The Morning After by sparky1512 Comedy
I kinda sorta knew where you were going about two minutes in, but then, you knew where you're going on a rollercoaster too....it's not about where, it's about getting there... Excellent VOs, amusing ... reviewed October 22, 2007
CAPITOL Origin by AlexBradley Sci-Fi
This film is a definite wow - stunning visuals, a fascinating and unique world....I really want to see where this goes next. Amazing work. reviewed October 19, 2007
The Dead Cases Part 2a by jase180 Action
I've seen this movie more time than anyone other than Jase....I've seen it with no sound at all...I've seen it with sound effects and music, but no dialogue....I seen it with dialogue but no music or ... reviewed October 19, 2007
Enigma EP6 - Favour by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
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Each new ep of Enigma is a treat, and this is an unexpected one, as we see more outside the decks of the Atlas. As always, very nicely done with good writing, acting, editing, and always effective us...
reviewed October 14, 2007
The Break-up Letter by trewill7 Comedy
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Working with Tre was a nightmare....the long night shoots in the rain, Tre's frequent temper tantrums (though admittedly Sparky got the worst of it...how many times did I hear "Sound more English! bei...
reviewed October 13, 2007
The Dance of Death - Part One by sgporsche48 Action
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Wow, nicely done SG - I've been looking forward to this since you released that little teaser, and you certainly came through. Very, very strong performances by Sisch and Sparky drive the film, but a...
reviewed October 12, 2007
Camera Obscura Teaser A by jase180 Sci-Fi
Oh, sure, don't tell me about this...make me stumble upon it....and I thought we were pals.... Very nice teaser....I don't know exactly what's going on, but I like it! The juxtaposition of the vario... reviewed October 3, 2007
Groovy Night by Lethal_Entertainment Romance
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Wow! This has to be the best music video I've seen here... I'm a sucker for good jazz, and Norrie has really outdone himself with this tune - then you add Sisch's playful, boppin' vocals, and you've...
reviewed September 28, 2007
New ATLAS Demo by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Very sweet in motion.... reviewed September 17, 2007
The Dead Cases Part1 by jase180 Action
Oh yeah. You've delivered on all the promise that this project had, and then some - from the magnificent performances of your A-list cast (with MefuneAkira being a real standout as Noble and Kate Lee... reviewed September 9, 2007
Momentous by riott007 Romance
Excellent blend of images and sound. Terrific stuff. reviewed September 4, 2007
Death and Life by sparky1512 Comedy
Great concept, very well executed....some of the dialogue was a little...clunky (trust me on this, fireman usually don't say "Darn, it's really dang hot in here"), but the performances were very good,... reviewed September 2, 2007
Prosthetic Heart by Dulci Romance
Terrific lounge-ie tune, nicely matched with perfect visuals...I dug it! reviewed September 2, 2007
855 FM by rjb2112 Sci-Fi
I am way too thick to get the hidden nuances of the story, but I sure liked the song! 5 Stars! Watch my radio show! reviewed August 29, 2007
Enigma Season Two Trailer by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
I protest...this is totally unfair to tease me with this without having the rest of the series ready to be uploaded daily.... I refuse to watch another episode of Enigma until the next one comes out! reviewed August 19, 2007
Enigma Ep 4 Aquaintences by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
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I have to say that this series just keeps getting better and better - the pacing was breakneck, the acting was excellent, and the story really held me for the entire movie. Great use of mods and musi...
reviewed August 12, 2007
Temporary Night Theatrical Trailer by nukester Romance
Looks like there's another Nukester hit rising over the horizon - be sure to let me know when it's out. reviewed August 11, 2007
SINS by sparky1512 Horror
Terrific, dialogue/character driven film that shows how a little error in judgment can snowball into a nightmare of epic proportions. Some excellent camera work, and mostly-solid editing - the trick ... reviewed August 11, 2007
Starship Conquest Demo by k4ownzall Sci-Fi
Definitely a nice model for those starship encounters.... Good job, K4 and Guppi! reviewed August 6, 2007
The Artist by rjb2112 Horror
A nicely done film - I knew where you were going about a third of the way through, but stuck with it for the payoff. The editing and camera work could have been a bit better, considering that a monol... reviewed August 5, 2007
Schröder88 by Lethal_Entertainment Action
I just realized I'd never reviewed this - but rediscovering it on my desktop gave me the pleasure of watching it again. Entertaining and fascinating all the way around - I have to admit that I saw wh... reviewed August 4, 2007
The Deed of Midnight - Chapter 1 - Act 1 by trewill7 Action
A truly amazing debut. You know movies, and it shows. The pacing and camera work are superb, and serve to enhance a well-written script that's both action-packed and character-driven. The mods enha... reviewed August 3, 2007
The Vermin on the Mount by Master007 Action
Not a bad film, but not as funny as I was hoping it was going to be - some nice use of mods, some good music, and a couple of a very nice set pieces, but overall it fell a little flat for me - not as ... reviewed August 3, 2007
We come in Peace! by dude123456HasReturned Sci-Fi
Short and funny, with some good performances and an interesting use of backdrops. The music levels were a little high in some places, drowning out the dialogue, and as many have said, it did seem a b... reviewed August 2, 2007
HSG -- Music Montage 2 by rposhard Horror
A poppy song that plays nicely against the darker theme (and the Doc's creepy imagination...) - the more I see, the more anxious I am to see the final movie.... reviewed July 30, 2007
The Flooding of England by rjb2112 Comedy
How shameful - now that Roger has gone "overlay-crazy" he's dragging his poor wife into filmmaking so he can show off his 1337 overlay skillz.... On the other hand, Alex has clearly fooled him by com... reviewed July 27, 2007
Love is an Enigma by ubernewbie Romance
I very much like the idea of sidebar stories like this that flesh out the backstory of the characters. And this one is unique in that it's done as a music video. Very nice work - it's not Enigma Ep ... reviewed July 26, 2007
Medallion Of Heros by Staree_Movies Action
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A real good start to your TMO movie-making career - nice use of black and white with some very nice camera work and camera placement. You got good performances out of your cast, and Fred's score was ...
reviewed July 25, 2007
A Man Walks Into A Pub by rposhard Comedy
You know, I've never seen the Two Ronnies.... Damn you, Richard! As if I don't have enough DVDs lying around here waiting to be watched, now I have to track down The Two Ronnies! Then, my friend, I... reviewed July 19, 2007
Death 2 Symphony of the Damned by ranger21 Action
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As I've always said, Ranger has great imagination and skill, and it's great to see him back in the community making an original movie. His trademark great acting, a very solid score, some nice overla...
reviewed July 15, 2007
2 Weeks in Texas The Escape! (Trailer) by rjb2112 Romance
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I'll give you 4 stars, though you requested only three - one to grow on ;) I'm looking forward to seeing this - great script, great cast, and I can finally rip off the mask and be myself!
reviewed July 14, 2007
My First Costume by pamdennis Comedy
Okay, I have to admit that this was funny - not much plot, some amusing voice acting, but the whole situation just had me smiling at the beginning and laughing out loud by the end. And btw, I want that belt! reviewed July 14, 2007
Kristallnacht by sgporsche48 Romance
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Having seen this movie probably more times than anyone but sg and EmeraldEdge, I have to say.... Bravo, Mr. Porsche - it's very well written, and more importantly sensitively written - as it had to b...
reviewed July 13, 2007
Bloodshot by Butchered__studios Action
It's good to have you back, Butch - and movies like Bloodshot are one of the reasons why... I found this remarkably restrained from what we've seen in the past from your studio - there was violence a... reviewed July 12, 2007
The Vermin on the Mount (Trailer) by Master007 Action
The return of Agent Olga is always a cause for celebration - am looking forward to this with great anticipation. reviewed July 7, 2007
John Waine starring in My Paw by k4ownzall Comedy
Twas if the Duke had come back to life! I laughed till I wet myself...or maybe I just need to see a doctor. Good little flick, K4 - we need more of these! reviewed July 7, 2007
Old Folk Funk Train by Norriefpb Comedy
Whooooo-eeeeeee - that's some funky.....(shut your mouth)....but I'm talking about Norrie and Sisch...(they can dig it) What do you get when you mix the Whip of Justice with Funkmaster Norrie? Some ... reviewed July 7, 2007
Camp Wars by frosty_frost09 Action
A very funny debut, Frosty....little more...violent than I imagined it would be, but that Andy guy has a mean streak as long as a billabong...whatever that is... More! We must have more Frosty Flicks! reviewed July 4, 2007
Coming attraction from B Movie Studios by kingpengvin Action
I've already blocked out the summer and most of the fall in anticipation of this one.....I just love that MurpheyKid....he is just the funniest. He's funnier than Jerry Lewis would have been if he wa... reviewed July 3, 2007
Revenge of the Funk - Special Edition by pegleg Action
Funkmaster Pegleg takes it to the Man with his return in the fabulous funky film! It's a colorful groove that takes us back to the days of cool, and I was glad to get aboard the night train and go fo... reviewed June 30, 2007
Revenge of the Funk - Intro by pegleg Action
The Funk returns! And hasn't life just been black and white since last we were funkified? reviewed June 30, 2007
The Bar by FredTheDuck Comedy
A bizarre little comedy, supported by some appropriately bizarre voice acting performances....but it was pretty damn funny, and the little clip after the closing credits nearly had me falling out of m... reviewed June 30, 2007
Over Fire! by matthewmagic Sci-Fi
Good action flick, solid and entertaining, with some nice camera work and use of mods. Definitely an unexpected ending as well. Nice work! reviewed June 29, 2007
Sparks Fly by deliriousstudios Sci-Fi
Well, my only question is how did I miss this when it came out? A truly unique story, combined with excellent, sometimes quirky performances from your actors, terrific fluid camera work, and an amazi... reviewed June 29, 2007
Dream of Life by FraasMovies Romance
Fascinating take on fate, the universe, and everything - great VO's, your usual excellent camera work and a thoughtful story. Excellent work! Good luck in the competition. reviewed June 29, 2007
Crossed by Rik_Vargard Action
Great movie, Rik - your always amazing camera work, coupled with perfect editing, excellent voice acting performances, and very cool use of the Fable music makes this a real treat. Good luck in the c... reviewed June 29, 2007
Friction by matthewmagic Action
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Very well shot action piece....a strong opening and close, and some good action in between. Some of the VOs were a bit low, and at times it was a bit confusing figuring out what was happening and wha...
reviewed June 28, 2007
High Fashion Girl The Next Day by darkratpoet Action
Amazing film, one of the best competition flicks I've seen. Funny, imaginative, very well written and acted....you've got a winner on your hands here. Good luck in the competition! reviewed June 27, 2007
Dont Let Your Reality Check Bounce by mymindwarp Horror
Good use of mods, and an interesting story - the only downside was that some of the voice acting was a little low, and so difficult to understand, but the excellent visuals and camera work made it all... reviewed June 27, 2007
No Return (Fable Competition Entry) by Adam-Cayir-Pictures Horror
An interesting competition entry, with a different kind of look at how the choices we make have unexpected consequences. Nice work with overlays and mods, good use of the Fable music. And good luck ... reviewed June 27, 2007
The steps in our lives by matabeleland Action
A good little story with a nice message and some excellent camera work. Good luck in the competition! reviewed June 27, 2007
Artifact of Living by cut_scene Horror
A very interesting, fairly creepy entry into the Fable Competition - some excellent camera work, some great VO work, and an overall unsettling ambiance make this an enjoyable, if slightly nightmarish... reviewed June 26, 2007
The Road Less Traveled by rysto Romance
A well-made, enjoyable morality play - one one hand, it wasn't exactly subtle (though one of the car choices was....well, unexpected), but I don't think you were going for subtlety with this one. Ver... reviewed June 26, 2007
The Consequences of Bad Decisions by Katikal Comedy
A darkly-funny little film - not all of the bits worked, but enough did to make it entertaining. Good luck in the competition. reviewed June 26, 2007
The Door Consequences by DHTHTLA Horror
Excellent movie, with an intriguing plot that tied in very nicely with the competition. Good voice acting from your cast - I hope to hear more of their work in the future. Good luck in the competiti... reviewed June 26, 2007
Lionhead by Dr_House Romance
A truly amazing debut, Doc! Where have you been hiding your talent all these months? A simple enough story, but told very well - at first I thought you were pulling a Moby Dick with the images and n... reviewed June 26, 2007
Empire (Part Three) by andy_inc Action
Wow, Andy! You really kicked it up a whole lot more than a notch in this part of the series....helped by your amazing skill with overlays, you really managed to craft a terrific movie with an epic fe... reviewed June 26, 2007
SantaHydeNEXT by tasmania11 Action
I'm not sure if it had a whole lot to do with competition, but it was a very enjoyable movie - well made, great use of mods, and some excellent voice acting. Good luck in the competition! reviewed June 26, 2007
He Truly Is by Zuckerman Comedy
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It's been a loooooong time since I've seen a chicken movie, and I'd feared that the genre had passed..... Thank you, Zuckerman, for having made not only a chicken movie, but a very very funny chicken...
reviewed June 26, 2007
Rewind by FredTheDuck Horror
I'm not sure this really fits in the competition, but it was an enjoyable little story, nonetheless - nice use of overlays and mods, and some good voice acting as well. Good luck in the competition! reviewed June 26, 2007
How a Vampire Changed the World by mcrispy13 Comedy
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A different kind of vampire movie, to be sure... Quite enjoyable, with a solid, funny story, some very good voice acting, and clever editing and camera work. Your use of certain scenes in places one...
reviewed June 25, 2007
Trents Fable by biggstrek Action
That was hilarious...probably the best comedy I've seen in months here. As always, great moviemaking skills are in abundance here, along with the terrific performances you get from your actors...but ... reviewed June 25, 2007
Dealt by Greenglades Action
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Very nice, Green! A well-written story (with some humorous touches), some excellent voice acting (Taffy sounding especially mean...), and a good editing add up to a solid return to moviemaking. Good...
reviewed June 25, 2007
Light and Darkness by mocemanix Sci-Fi
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Wow, a very beautiful and dreamlike film! Your use of the camera was absolutely masterful, flowing as the words on the screen flowed along with the music. And I agree with Biggs - this is definitely...
reviewed June 25, 2007
The Dating Dilemma by Master007 Comedy
Talk about your epic struggle between good and evil... Cute, funny story, and some real good acting there, Master. And not a garden gnome in sight.... Good luck in the competition! reviewed June 25, 2007
Destiny by Neuray-Enterprises Romance
Excellent story about the choice that one guy had to make.... Very solid writing, some excellent voice acting (except the Don was kind of...dodgy), and terrific use of the black and white sets in the... reviewed June 25, 2007
On the Ledge by Jenniza Romance
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An enjoyable take on the second chances theme - you managed to make the Karen who got herself into a jam and the alternate Karen quite distinct, both through the writing and through the acting. Pity ...
reviewed June 25, 2007
Beautiful by Betral Romance
I just realized I watched this last week and didn't review it... A very sweet story...beauty is, indeed, only skin deep. Good voice acting (except for the narrator)...well filmed, and a really touch... reviewed June 25, 2007
Hunter Teaser by TheMGMKid1 Romance
Wow! Great camera work, a classy narration, and simply amazing set dressing - all wrapped around the classic movie world that theMGMKid always brings to life. As Doc said, I too hope to see this bec... reviewed June 25, 2007
Rio Diablo trailer by TheMGMKid1 Action
Yee-haw! Imperium International finally puts a classic western into production! The MGMKid touch is all over this trailer....set dressing, camera work, and gorgeous backdrops! Make sure you let me ... reviewed June 25, 2007
Unconventional WarfarePart1 by marine101 Action
I still think the first 3 minutes could be...compressed.....but overall, a nicely done thriller - your editing in the subway shootout was very good, and the feel was enhanced by Andy's rocking score. ... reviewed June 25, 2007
Empire (Part Two) by andy_inc Action
A solid second part of this series, Empire 2 does an excellent job of introducing us to the characters that will take us to the end...or not, depending on if they live or die.... It's hard to pull of... reviewed June 17, 2007
Sins trailer by sparky1512 Horror
A dark, atmospheric teaser with a nasty little tag line to it....the voice performances were excellent, though as has been mentioned, you could tone down the music a bit when people are speaking. Lik... reviewed June 17, 2007
New FoDooG Films Movie Teaser by FoDooG Comedy
Very nice trailer - great music, and it was great to see the gang back on screen again and hear Mr. Strathand's cheery voice at the end. I'm awaiting this eagerly. reviewed June 17, 2007
Enigma the Series Ep 3 Contacts by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
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The best science fiction series on TMO continues to kick ass and build a universe while giving us characters we're getting to know and like...or not... I especially enjoyed the growing tension between...
reviewed June 11, 2007
Who Wants to be a VCillionaire- Ep 3 by eobaggs Comedy
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Each one of these gets slicker and more professional - it was a lot of fun being part of this, and amazing to see how those little Skype conferences, complete with Towelie breathing like a tired raceh...
reviewed May 29, 2007
Enigma Episode 2 - Leviathan by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Woo-hoo - you definitely ratcheted up the pacing and excitement this time around. The slightly-more-deliberate pacing of the first episode was appropriate, giving us a chance to get to know the chara... reviewed May 29, 2007
Kayna by Rik_Vargard Action
So David Lynch and John Ford are having a few drinks at Sir Walter Scott's house, and they all decide to make a movie together.... Terrific work, Rik! It's surreal and wacky, and one of those few mo... reviewed May 29, 2007
Into the Shadow - Part 3 by sherwinliu Romance
Complex....moving....superb.... Into the Shadow, which I look at as a whole, is an example of the perfect synergy that comes from flawless writing, acting, scoring, cinematography, editing, and that ... reviewed May 25, 2007
Enigma Episode 1 - Vengance by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
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It was enjoyable to watch this again, though I really didn't notice that many sound problems with the initial upload....I do have to say that it held my attention very well the second go-round, and ga...
reviewed May 21, 2007
The Dead Cases Final Teaser by jase180 Action
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Amazing trailer, Jase, that does everything a trailer should - I want to see this movie, and I want to see it now! By the way, ya got a nice eye, son...you should be in show biz!
reviewed May 21, 2007
Blood Creek Trailer by Mattooman Horror
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Intriguing imagery - I'm looking forward to the movie.
reviewed May 20, 2007
A Day In Riotts Mind by riott007 Comedy
Why....Riott's mind is just how I imagined it! reviewed May 20, 2007
Enigma Episode 1 - Vengance by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
Great start to the series, thrusting us right into the action. Very effective modding and set design, especially on the Ticonderoga (though it was all quite good) - good effects use as well with the ... reviewed May 14, 2007
Chronicles of The Rift by userjosh9874 Action
Not a perfect movie, but a very strong start to an intriguing series. Some very strong performances by your top-notch crew of actors, and a lot of excellent camera work are the highpoints of the film... reviewed May 13, 2007
Security Guards in Space IX by themonkthemonk Comedy
Roger Scouts, birthdays, and another entry in the "Worst Vocal by a TMOA Host" competition....it must be Security Guards in Space IX! This movie has it all - self-pity, pathos, sentiment, tears, and ... reviewed May 13, 2007
The Source of my Power by holdmykidney Comedy
I hardly know what to say.... Of course, I was drunk the day of the nude scene...I don't remember anything about it except HoldMyKidney selling tickets off-camera, and Doc's very real expression of t... reviewed May 11, 2007
Rock and Roll by Thongs and Roses by andy_inc Comedy
Good...lord... Well, Andy - I'm pretty much...stunned...by this. Great use of mods, clever idea, and the music was pretty good.... However.... Somebody really should remove your vocal cords before... reviewed May 9, 2007
Thong of the Dead by Marvellousguppimovies Comedy
Sure it was hilarious..... Sure was a terrifically-original concept, well-filmed, well-acted..... Sure you've created something both disturbing and horribly funny.... But when the movie was over, t... reviewed May 4, 2007
The Hollow Dance - In The Name of Love by mixmasterfestus Action
For a guy who used to make them fighting monkey movies, you sure have come a long way.... This is a film I've been eagerly anticipating since you first mentioned it - and this is definitely the excep... reviewed May 4, 2007
Underpants Away! - Teaser 1 by biggstrek Comedy
The man is back.... Great "Get Smart" homage....though frankly, UPM is a much more credible agent than Maxwell Smart ever was.... Now stop basking in the praise and get back to work making this movie, dammit! reviewed May 3, 2007
Reward by mystic_sleet Comedy
Great use of characters (there were a couple I was unsure of, but then again, stunt doubles never quite look the same) and a very funny, imaginative script. Good use of music as well. I have a feeli... reviewed May 3, 2007
Bunny the Hitman by Betral Comedy
This was my second gig as Santa, and I think I'm really starting to get the part down....though I don't like having to shovel the reindeer... But hey, this isn't about me! It's about the movie. Goo... reviewed May 1, 2007
Who Wants to be a VCillionaire- Ep2 by eobaggs Comedy
*note to self: Do not do VCillionaire taping after polishing off a pitcher of beer after TMOA show and always have some Gas-B-Gone on hand...* Nice work here, Mr. Baggs - you managed to trim out Fro... reviewed April 28, 2007
Interstellar Odyssey (Part Two) by nukester Sci-Fi
Not much I can say that hasn't already been said - I enjoyed the first part, but this just blew me away. Excellent voice acting, some terrific and well-used special effects, and a solid story that br... reviewed April 28, 2007
The Final Strike by Master007 Comedy
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Gnomatter what your feelings about are about the invasion of earth by garden gnomes from outer space, you need only wait 11 and a half minutes to hear one of the best ending lines in TMO history. Mas...
reviewed April 26, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer FINAL ENTRY by kwistufa Comedy
Clive, the Prime Minister of Australia, a woman who is hard on the eyes both pre- and post-makeover, and blood-sucking Indians - it can be nothing more than the final attempt to make a coherent movie ... reviewed April 26, 2007
The Bates Bounty by andy_inc Sci-Fi
Bizarre, chaotic, and purty darn funny too.... After 10 weeks, and 10 Ultimate TMOer films, you've finally...well, become Towelie... I kid, of course. The restrictions this time were brutal, the ge... reviewed April 26, 2007
The Beefster Bunny by towelie Comedy
Unexpectedly engrossing! Towelie Studios, well known for it's short, often bizarre comedies, takes a walk on the dark side with this well-written romantic comedy about a guy who just wants to make hi... reviewed April 25, 2007
The Carnival Of Twisted Thongs by Mattooman Comedy
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Great first entry - I really would like a high-rez shot of the army of thong-wearing clowns for my desktop. Disturbing and funny, all in one. Very funny, a clever plot, and...was it my imagination, ...
reviewed April 16, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer Week 9 by kwistufa Comedy
I think I'm probably too late to help with your competition score, but I had to leave a review anyway - this was probably the most surreal of the TV remakes, and certainly the funniest - the jokes wer... reviewed April 16, 2007
Gunsmoke by Master007 Action
I was going to go with 4 stars on this, Master....yes, it was rushed...yes, some of the dialogue was anachronistic..but... (1) I've never heard the Gunsmoke theme on a kazoo....in my wildest dreams,... reviewed April 16, 2007
Mr Ned The Movie by andy_inc Comedy
I agree with Nukester - this is the best of your Ultimate TMOer movies so far - clearly as the going gets tough, you've reached deep into yourself and....began singing the Mr. Ed Theme! A very good p... reviewed April 15, 2007
Watched - Teaser by jackalbane Horror
Good looking trailer, Jackalbane - you've put a hook in me that I won't be able to wrench from my bleeding flesh until this movie is released.... PM me when it's out. reviewed April 10, 2007
Tangled Passions by Dulci Romance
Dulci Dulci Dulci - of all the remaining 4, I'd hoped to see a real chapter from a serial from you...but hey, you gave me a real daily episode of the continuing dramas we call soaps, and that was almo... reviewed April 8, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer - Week 8 by kwistufa Action
Clive always comes through - the best so far of this week's Ultimate TMOer films by a wide margin, it's cleverly written, very well-voiced, and has Kwistufa's signature brand of humor written all over... reviewed April 8, 2007
Midnight City Episode 2 by andy_inc Action
A pretty solid piece of work - having as many characters as you did, and having to do the voices for all of them, was clearly a bit of a stretch - after a while, I couldn't really figure out who was t... reviewed April 8, 2007
The Race for Ruler of the Universe (cont) by Master007 Comedy
The race to be ruler of the universe as a clever metaphor for the race to be the Ultimate TMOer? This wasn't quite up to the level of your previous competition movies - the beginning was great, but i... reviewed April 8, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer - Week 7 by kwistufa Comedy
Laugh out loud funny in spots, and oh-so-informative as well. I'll never look at one of those furry friends the same way, and I might have to start casting a dog in each of my movies, at least until ... reviewed April 1, 2007
King Tut Curse or Coincidence by andy_inc Action
A very good job, Andy, especially considering the time restrictions you had to work with. I really wanted to give this the full 5 stars, because it was both interesting and informative, and your use ... reviewed April 1, 2007
The Syndrome - Trailer by Neuray-Enterprises Action
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A very cool trailer that does everything a trailer should do - it makes me want to see the movie. Please PM me when the movie is released - very nice job, here, Neuray!
reviewed April 1, 2007
Evil Inc by towelie Comedy
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Bob the Pig? BOB THE PIG?? I'm calling my agent and my lawyer about this. Nobody told me that I was going to be playing a PIG in this movie. Not Very Serious Studio can expect a cease and desist l...
reviewed April 1, 2007
FAST III-It Ends Tonight by Mogulman321 Action
A very good film, but not the great film I was hoping for. Terrific voice acting by Doc and DNR, some very nice camera work, and an excellent soundtrack by Del are the real high points of this movie.... reviewed March 31, 2007
Who Wants to be a VCillionaire- EP 1 by eobaggs Comedy
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I had a great time working on this - doing it live in Skype with the contestants, it was hard to visualize what the final film was going to look like, but I have to say that Mr. Baggs really pulled th...
reviewed March 31, 2007
Some Of Us (by Ally Miller) by biggstrek Romance
You know, I really don't much care for music videos....but I guess I'll have to make an exception for this one cause....well, it was great! "Some of Us" is a really fun song, which I liked from the f... reviewed March 31, 2007
For My Fellow Soldier - Part 2 by rileyman Romance
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This two-part flick is a masterful achievement by any standard... Half melodrama, half war movie, it works where so many fail. The scenes with Holmes and his wife, often the most cringe-worthy parts...
reviewed March 24, 2007
For My Fellow Soldier - Part 1 by rileyman Romance
A great first part, Riley, but I'll save my full review for the second part.... reviewed March 24, 2007
Warship Dracoclaw Teaser by nuggetdie Sci-Fi
Looks like things blow up real good in this, Nugget - much better than in the original - so bring it on! reviewed March 21, 2007
Stir 4 - The Abyss by AnotherNewDawn Action
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It's taken me the better part of a week to come up with this review - as I told A_N_D, there are have been a handful of movies on TMO that take time me time to digest before I could write something ab...
reviewed March 21, 2007
Memoirs Of A She Spy 1 by God_Of_Plague Comedy
I'm really not 100% sure what I just watched, but whatever it was, it was funny. Some really twisted, funny VOs, a plot that makes my head hurt when I try to make sense of it, and some well-choreogra... reviewed March 18, 2007
Like Im Totally a Spy! by Dulci Comedy
I was, like, totally bummed that there was no closure between Little Miss Spy Chick and Evil Vixen, but I guess it leaves an opening for "Like, I'm Totally A Spy 2" As always, great voice acting (you... reviewed March 18, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer - Week 5 by kwistufa Comedy
I have to admit, Agent Whisper's voice had me laughing from the moment she opened her mouth to her final line....if for nothing else, this film certainly deserves 5 stars....but there was more, includ... reviewed March 18, 2007
Bring me the Head of Jimmy Jet by kingpengvin Action
The Jimmy Jet saga continues.... Who knew, when watching the little-seen first Jimmy Jet movie, "They Call Me Mr. Jet!", that this wooden, stereotypical airport baggage handler would one day be takin... reviewed March 18, 2007
Operation I-Phone by andy_inc Action
Nice job, Andy - this is a well-made, humorous action movie with some nice overlays and some zany titling as well. You still aren't quite there in getting your sound mix right between VOs and music, ... reviewed March 18, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer - Week 4 by kwistufa Romance
A hidden side of Clive, a side I'd personally never expected to see - nor frankly, one that I wanted to see! How can I watch him now, knowing what a sentimental lug he is - how can I ever model my li... reviewed March 12, 2007
When Kings Collide by andy_inc Action
Not a bad little short, Andy - taking the action back to pre-gunpowder days was a great way of dodging the ill effect of the restrictions - and it's a pretty well-made movie to boot. I don't know wha... reviewed March 12, 2007
The Women of Juliet Company by Master007 Comedy
A drama with some really wacky dialogue turns into a comedy in the blink of an eye. Not the best of your films, but considering the restrictions and time constraints, it had me laughing a few times a... reviewed March 12, 2007
War and PC Screw it All by God_Of_Plague Comedy
Well, that was like an Uwe Boll movie without the guns, the babes, and the explosions....of course, you couldn't have guns or explosions, but babes...you could have had babes.... Fun stuff, very unex... reviewed March 12, 2007
Memoirs of a War Nurse by Dulci Romance
An intense minute and a half - could have been longer, would have been more powerful with a voice over, but as a mood piece, it was perfect. Hope the length doesn't hurt you too much in the competition. reviewed March 12, 2007
JIMMY JETS WAR (2001 rerelease) by kingpengvin Action
A fine film, with a strong message for all of the young people out there. I must admit that I didn't understand much of Mr. Jet's slang, or should I say, patois, which seems specific to his particula... reviewed March 12, 2007
Alletheo - The Fall of a King by ichthusadmr Action
An amazingly rich and engrossing film that was well worth the wait.... Whether one buys into the underlying message or not (and frankly, I didn't - not because of the message so much as the "let's wr... reviewed March 9, 2007
Flowers for Miss Thompson by kingpengvin Romance
Who knew that the King was also royalty in the Empire of Romance? I guess I was expecting romantic comedy, with an emphasis on the comedy - what I got was a well written, very moving love story - wel... reviewed March 5, 2007
Good Boy by MelonTheCreeker Horror
Simple, creepy, and very effective horror. Some of the best horror takes common things, and makes them a threat. Nice use of atmosphere and sound. Nice work! reviewed March 2, 2007
The Farmers Wife by evilguy12 Horror
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He should have listened to mom! All boys should listen to mom! A well-made, tight little horror flick, on of the few real horror flicks in this week competition. Good job, and good luck in this wee...
reviewed February 26, 2007
Midnight Marathon by jackalbane Horror
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Very clever idea, executed very well. Your work on the movie shows that a filmmaker can come up with a good idea and knock it out in a short amount of time - it was creepy and effective, and what mod...
reviewed February 26, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer - Heat 2 by kwistufa Horror
what an incredibly strange little flick. I'm tempted to watch it again, but really don't think it's going to make any more sense to me - but the cat in the hat was pretty creepy, and the music mix wi... reviewed February 26, 2007
Priest Beast by God_Of_Plague Horror
Okay, so I get the message, okay? Okay!? I'll never make out again, promise! The title itself started me laughing, and hearing what will undoubtedly win you an Oscar for worst female-impersonator V... reviewed February 26, 2007
Gnomes on a Plane by Master007 Horror
Those dang gnomes! Fun concept, fun VOs, some dodgy aircraft effects, and more of those dang gnomes than I've seen in any one place other than the rest of this filmmakers gnome-a-rific body of work. ... reviewed February 26, 2007
Let this be a dream by Dulci Horror
Not quite as Duclilicious as the films we've come to expect from this filmmaker, but considering the time restraints and the conditions imposed (couldn't quite bring yourself to show the whole "It Ain... reviewed February 26, 2007
Where is Wilma by andy_inc Horror
A clever and amusing premise nudges this not-so-horrific horror flick into the 5 star realm. I got a kick out of the setup, and unlike King, I didn't see the ending coming, so I should have. Still d... reviewed February 26, 2007
Her by kingpengvin Horror
In spite of the abrupt ending, I have to give 5 stars for this pup. The writing perfectly complements the visuals here, and the voice performances, most of them by the filmmaker himself, really ratch... reviewed February 26, 2007
Susans Schrumpfung by FoDooG Comedy
To have said so much in so little time....it was very deep, man.... I smell a TMOscar next year.... reviewed February 26, 2007
Special Delivery by BerkleyJL Comedy
What a terrific, self-assured directoral debut - the filmmaker is clearly somebody who knows movies, knows what works, and has been able to make it work in a TMO flick. Though not laugh-out-loud funn... reviewed February 25, 2007
The Good The Bad And The Lawyer by andy_inc Comedy
An enjoyable film that made me smile at more than one of the jokes. Unfortunately, the sound level was uneven, with the music nearly drowning out some of the dialogue. I had to rewind a couple of ti... reviewed February 19, 2007
THE THREE DUMMIES IN Delivery Dopes by kingpengvin Comedy
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The Three Dummies - B Movies Studio's answer to the much more popular Three Stooges. Reviled both for the sheer physical ugliness of the Dummies (children, a prime audience for these shorts, were kno...
reviewed February 19, 2007
ULTIMATE TMOer - Heat 1 by kwistufa Comedy
I've read that Clive is, of course, the rough-hewn Poet Laureate of Australia, but until now I envisioned him behind a stately desk, scribbling his sonnets and couplets to a dry, academic audience tha... reviewed February 19, 2007
Poetry Of Plague Customer Service by God_Of_Plague Comedy
The film, overall, was probably a 4-star comedy, but what pushed it into the 5 star arena was the clever use of "signs" between each bit - like Dennis, I found the "Tour the Grand Canyon" sign especia... reviewed February 19, 2007
Monkey Business by Master007 Comedy
A sweet, unlikely tale of the kind of romantic encounter that most of us simians can only dream of. I especially enjoyed Master007's quivering voice for Al. Do have to gig it a star for the hard-to-... reviewed February 19, 2007
Dulci Does TMO by Dulci Comedy
I knew it! The day Roger came into the Virtual Studio and said "I was thinking we might invite this filmmaker named Dulci in for an interview...don't know her personally, of course, but I understand ... reviewed February 19, 2007
Scramble (Part Two) by postmodernchuck Sci-Fi
You know when you fire up a film by PostModernChuck that it's going to be a treat for the eyes and ears - but it's also going to creep inside your brain and make subtle alterations to your expectation... reviewed January 28, 2007
CLEOPATRA (Part I) by TheMGMKid1 Romance
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The wait has been long, but it's been well worth it! Amazing stuff, MGM - from the acting to the cinematography to the costumes to the score to the amazing backdrops and set dressing and the special ...
reviewed January 27, 2007
Moby Dick by themonkthemonk Comedy
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When I heard that themonk was planning on adapting Moby Dick to the TMO screen, I wondered "How?"... When I saw that the finished movie was only 3 and a half minutes long, I wondered "What?"... And ...
reviewed January 13, 2007
The Mafioso Blame Teaser by JohanSturk Action
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Very, very nice, Johan! If the final film has half of the feeling and atmosphere of this trailer, it's going to be absolutely amazing. It took you long enough to release something, but this looks to...
reviewed January 12, 2007
Save Me Please by lelue Romance
A touching film that had some humor in it as well. Your editing and camera work continue to improve, and this story was tightly written - unlike some of your earlier work, that seemed to be padded an... reviewed January 4, 2007
The Sand Trap by lelue Romance
Of all of your silent romances, this one really screams out for subtitles, at least....the central section of the film, with the argument on the train, was very hard to understand without any dialogue... reviewed December 26, 2006
Santas coming to town by lelue Action
Nice little take on Santa - short, well-filmed, and right to the point. Setting it in the old west was great touch. Very good work! reviewed December 26, 2006
The Rubbish Kids by lelue Romance
This simple story is good, as much as there is of it. The biggest problem I have with the story is that we really don't get to know the characters. Knowing who they are and something about them coul... reviewed December 26, 2006
Shatterboy by lelue Romance
A sweet romance, told without words... I very much liked the way you were able to tell the story without subtitles or voiceovers. Could it have been better with them? Maybe, but the story wouldn't ... reviewed December 26, 2006
The Xtreme Brothers Christmas by kingpengvin Comedy
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I have to agree with Lizard here... This is a true TMO Christmas classic - funny and heartwarming, with that tiny hint of "disturbing" that creeps in with anything involving the Extreme Brothers. Gr...
reviewed December 25, 2006
Santa Wars! by ranger21 Comedy
Well, that certainly answered some questions about Lord Vader's bitterness.... As always, if you want Star Wars and George Lucas is unavailable, there's only one person to turn to....Ranger21! Great... reviewed December 24, 2006
What They Dont Want You To Know! by rposhard Comedy
As far as I'm concerned, this commercial puts an end to the deceptive KingPengvin/Docontheweb ticket, for once and for all. Mr. Wangstang's masterful use of facts, including the damning video tape wh... reviewed December 16, 2006
The mad professors dance banana by towelie Comedy
A film that is marginal in all ways but two....it's hilarious and it has heart.... Oh, and it has a message too....don't screw up! reviewed December 16, 2006
Breaking News 2 by themonkthemonk Comedy
I find it very reassuring that Mr. Wangstang's running mate, Mr. Monk, is such a experienced, virile gentleman. Should the Wangstang/Monk team be elected, Mr. Monk would be a mere heartbeat from the ... reviewed December 13, 2006
King Pengvin Quest For America by docontheweb Comedy
I understand that one cannot find absolute truth in political commercials, and that reality is often stretched or misrepresented in order to make a point. So I take what I see in these little psychod... reviewed December 9, 2006
Paralysis by Analysis - Part 1 by sherwinliu Romance
I'm not a romantic comedy kinda guy, but Chat Noir Studios makes films that are always worth a watch... ...and I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised. It was amusing, without being laugh-out-... reviewed December 8, 2006
Long Road by Melghoul1 Horror
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Amazing, Mel. I'm almost at a loss for words...but not quite.... This movie shows, like none that I've seen here before, how a filmmaker's vision can be made real. The movie is heavily modded, in m...
reviewed December 8, 2006
KINGPENGVIN TRUTH FOR AMERICA by kingpengvin Comedy
Though I can't confirm any of Mr. Pengvin's allegations about his opponent's subterfuge, I can say that, after careful study of this film, I've come to the conclusion that a double of myself was used ... reviewed December 4, 2006
Wangstang for President! by rposhard Comedy
Though I feel it necessary to remain objective in this hard-fought campaign, I do have to say that Wangstang presents a compelling alternative to the soft, feel-good rhetoric of his opponent. And he ... reviewed December 3, 2006
KingPengvin For President by kingpengvin Comedy
In such a short time, the KingPengvin juggernaut has crushed the opposition and is streamrollering the nation! My private polling tells me that were the election to be held today, it would be nothing... reviewed November 29, 2006
Foreigner by Tarison Sci-Fi
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The first science fiction film on TMO that really struck me as showing what creativity and a good story could accomplish was the original Foreigner. In many ways, it remains the granddaddy of most of...
reviewed November 25, 2006
UMASIBasis99 by FoDooG Sci-Fi
What a terrific birthday present to all of us in the TMO Community, and a perfect snapshot of what FoDoog Films has brought to the community in the past year. A lot of laughter, a touch of drama, and ... reviewed November 12, 2006
So It has come to this by kingpengvin Comedy
Doc and King are TMO's first, best and as far as I know, only comedy team - yes they're #1 in a field of 1! All kidding aside, they are two of the funniest guys on TMO, and the insanity of their radi... reviewed November 12, 2006
Underpants Man - The Movie by biggstrek Comedy
Every age needs a hero....ours just forgot the rest of his costume. One of the funniest flicks I've seen on TMO in a long, long time - it's rare that a movie here has me laughing out loud, and this w... reviewed October 9, 2006
THE PENGVIN CROSSING COMMERCIAL by kingpengvin Comedy
Indeed the madness doesn't stop up there.... So what's up Doc, hail to the King, and give me air! reviewed September 28, 2006
Happy Birthday SailorKnightWing by themonkthemonk Comedy
Happy birthday, Sailor! reviewed September 2, 2006
Oh Its On Funk Shinkon Kerabuyu by mixmasterfestus Comedy
Lesson 4: Never bet against Funkmaster Fes.... Sweet and stylish, fast and funky, you've slamdunked it again and it ain't about a monkey. reviewed August 23, 2006
That Phone Call by themonkthemonk Comedy
I'm still laughing...which proves the old jokes are the best.....LOL reviewed July 31, 2006
Ashley Porter Diamond Anniversary by suedenim Action
This anniversary special is indeed special... As a long-time Ashley Porter fan, I've often wished for more of her adventures than the limited handful than have been remastered and made available. It... reviewed July 30, 2006
Rogers Stunts and Effects Trailer by The-Spirit Action
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*******!!!!!!! Seven stars!!!!!!! Double-plus good!!!!!! Loved it!!!!!! Number one for sure!!!!!!!! Best romance on TMO!!!!!!!! Listen to my radio show!!!!!!!
reviewed July 25, 2006
Bone Deep Slices by butchered_studios Horror
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There's a new Wizard of Gore on TMO and his name is...Butch.... What makes this movie is, oddly enough, not the special effects - by TMO standards they're groundbreaking, but this flick is hardly jus...
reviewed July 11, 2006
So Much Life by ryanjm Horror
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This film is the perfect short flick - it's like a 5-panel cartoon - you're going along through the first minute, listening to the creepy voice over, wondering where it's going...and then bam! There ...
reviewed July 9, 2006
Bone Deep Slices Trailer by butchered_studios Horror
Lot of shock value in the trailer, which is good, because it showcases what will be in the film and will bring in the gorehounds - TMO gore doesn't bother me especially, since at best (and this is som... reviewed July 3, 2006
Shes Just Killing Me by reafreak29 Horror
Vampire vs. vampire hunter....will the hunter become the prey? I have to admit, I have a soft spot for vampire movies - the vampire is an archetype that's always appealed to me. There aren't that ma... reviewed June 26, 2006
Left In Town by FoDooG Comedy
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Clever, witty, knowing, emotional....not exactly the words you usually use with movies about a talking horse.... This trilogy has transcended the three movies that comprise it....Come On was a fun fi...
reviewed June 25, 2006
2 Brothers by tigereyes Romance
A moving poem, very well voiced, and what makes it especially good is that you've used the tools in Stunts and Effects without overusing them - they enhance the mood, rather than draw attention to the... reviewed June 11, 2006
StevenKreg E True Moviewood Story-Pt1 by Stormwhitelab Comedy
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Ken's attorney writes "Taking my advice, my client will make no public statement about this film or the experiences he had while making it. All options are, however, on the table in terms of future l...
reviewed May 26, 2006
Im Not Roger Past Present Future by Betral Comedy
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Definitely one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while - great entry in the contest, and a great parody of many TMO movie greats as well... Great job - good luck in the competition!
reviewed April 22, 2006
Imperium I by Ratonero Sci-Fi
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An outstanding prologue to what looks to be a great science fiction series in the spirt of Dune... I've long been a fan of this filmmaker's work because of both his attention to detail and the mood h...
reviewed April 22, 2006
The Torture Device by cruleworld Horror
As someone who spent his youth trembling about upcoming visits to the orthadontist, I can very much relate to this flick. There were some minor problems with the VOs, but they were wiped away by hila... reviewed April 17, 2006
Restless Dead III - Death in the Dark by jameseva Horror
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Yet another amazing part to the best Zombie series on TMO! From the first part to this third one, The Restless Dead has consistantly provided some of the best writing and voice acting you'll find on ...
reviewed April 3, 2006
Night Pass -part two by StevenKreg Sci-Fi
An extremely well-written, well-acted piece of speculative fiction with a real twist in the second part... Part 2 - The second part has all the strengths of the first (great voice acting, superb edit... reviewed March 19, 2006
Night Pass -part one by StevenKreg Sci-Fi
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An extremely well-written, well-acted piece of speculative fiction with a real twist in the second part... Part 1 - Great set-up...in the first minute or so, you told us everything you needed to make...
reviewed March 19, 2006
The White Chicken 3 LOVE by Stormwhitelab Romance
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A sweet ending to the White Chicken series... I've been waiting for this since you released the trailer, and it was worth the wait - what I said in my review of the trailer holds true here - in a wor...
reviewed March 18, 2006
The First Labor of Hercules by judyann88 Action
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Very nicely done, which was only to be expected after the first in the series... Once again, you didn't pad things with a lot of extraneous material - the story moves along as straight and sure as on...
reviewed March 9, 2006
Killers - Chapter One (Updated) by AnotherNewDawn Action
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A well-written, well-voiced, hard-bitten detective story with a welcome dash of humor... Many of the cop/detective flicks here have a certain softness to them...but not this one. Using a first-perso...
reviewed March 9, 2006
LEGACY Pt 1- For The Love of A Woman by deenswe2003 Action
A big wow for this one... Stylish, extraordinarily well-edited, great voice acting, and a solid, character-driven plot. Everything the teaser promised, this movie delivered. I think what puts this ... reviewed March 7, 2006
Forbiden CIA documents by Anykeyz Sci-Fi
Amazing and unique. It's rare to see such a unique concept carried through so well, but this film does. Excellent use of custom backdrops, some truly excellent transitions (I especially liked the on... reviewed March 7, 2006
The Afflicted by sherwinliu Sci-Fi
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A truly amazing film from one of the most talented studio's on TMO... This film is outstanding in every way. The story is original and finely nuanced, with a keen eye to the detail of everything fro...
reviewed February 26, 2006
The Last Empire by moreau Sci-Fi
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An astonishingly good, deep, and atmospheric science fiction flick... This film is just terrific. An involving and chilling story (how quickly liberators become oppressors, eh?), amazing use of cust...
reviewed February 25, 2006
Achtung! Panzer 2 The Allies Strike Back by drucifer67 Comedy
I wasn't going to review this, since it's just a tech demo.... ...but I really have no choice....wow wow wow...bunkers, LSTs, the aircraft [be polite!]pits....(and of course all the wonderful tanks) ... reviewed February 25, 2006
Torpid Dissolution (Teaser) by SeveredHeadStudios Romance
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Wow, very nice, very atmospheric trailer... ...and as I said on the TMOA show, I'm rating it as a trailer - and this is a very, very good one - the concept of the movie seems fascinating (and you giv...
reviewed February 22, 2006
Donna Kebab by pearsonhouse Romance
Sweet and funny... This one was completely under my radar until rjb2112 reviewed it on the TMOA show...and I'm glad he did. What a lovely, sweet little film, with a few good laughs thrown in. What ... reviewed February 21, 2006
The Last Man on Earth by LANTHAI Sci-Fi
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A good early film from a studio with a lot of promise... Doing what's basically an epic science fiction story (the end of life as we know it, the last survivor on Earth) in 7 minutes is a tough job, ...
reviewed February 21, 2006
Hercules Part I by judyann88 Action
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A nicely done introduction to the life of Hercules... This is a very good, very well put-together flick that covers the early years of Hercules, before he began his travels. What probably impressed ...
reviewed February 20, 2006
Innocence sacrificed by chocolatemouse Romance
Stunning...gut-wrenching....beautiful...sad.... When chocolatemouse makes a movie, you know it's going to be about something she feels strongly, and she's going to translate her feelings into sight a... reviewed February 18, 2006
The Hit by skarsten Action
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Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea...Flash...Jack Macy is back... ...though the emphasis in this part of the serial isn't on Jack and Flash, but on Boss Mann and his goons - w...
reviewed February 18, 2006
The White Chicken 3 LOVE (Trailer) by Stormwhitelab Romance
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Very cute little trailer.... ...and sort of heartwarming at the same time - I don't like giant chicken movies (or giant rabbits, or any other giant barnyard animal movies), but this is one I might wa...
reviewed February 16, 2006
Athena Project IV The Origin by fulkster Sci-Fi
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I very much enjoyed the previous episodes, but this one reached a new plateau... This is one of the best, if not the best, science fiction series running here - it's intelligently written, with a dee...
reviewed February 14, 2006
The dream of the republic(international) by Psychokatalog Action
A solid prologue to a series about one of the sadder events of pre-WWII Europe.... The Spanish Civil War is one of the most interesting and least well-known events of the period leading up to the Sec... reviewed February 14, 2006
Filmmaking 101 by Daninsky Action
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A very effective tutorial....if followed, it could help a lot of new filmmakers avoid beginner mistakes.... This was a terrific idea, and I'd like to see a series like this, pointing out some of the ...
reviewed February 12, 2006
James Casablanca by 1944Pictures Action
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An excellent, hard-bitten crime flick, with a real sense of pacing and style... For a first film, this is outstanding....for a tenth film, this would be outstanding. A good, solid story, very well w...
reviewed February 12, 2006
How Big Female Edition by Stormwhitelab Romance
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A movie with a point.... ...and one I wish Lionhead would listen to. Yes, the real-life world of the movies is filled with beautiful, slim, busty starlets, but it also has actresses like Kathy Bates...
reviewed February 12, 2006
Hope by rjb2112 Romance
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A sad, but hopeful love story that gives your emotions a real rollercoaster ride... I have to admit, even without the spoiler, I had a feeling that things were going to take some sad turns - the love...
reviewed February 8, 2006
Legacy Series (Teaser) by deenswe2003 Action
Very well thought-out and put together teaser for what looks to be a very interesting series... Man, you crammed an awful lot into a couple of minutes. I'm not sure if this is a teaser for the entir... reviewed February 8, 2006
Test of Courage - Directors Cut (OmU) by Meowan Horror
I liked this movie a lot... The story wasn't the most original one, but the way it was filmed was outstanding. Your choice of scenes and the way you edited them really built the suspense well - and ... reviewed February 8, 2006
Bayou Babies Episode 3 - The Bluff by wendy66 Romance
More twists and turns from this short, entertaining mystery series... Another strong entry in the Bayou Babies series - more characters, but more motive to murder Stella? This one was a bit disappoi... reviewed February 5, 2006
Bayou Babies Episode 2 - The Beginning by wendy66 Romance
And so the plot thickens in Part 2.... As good as Part 1 was, this is better. We're finally getting to meet some more of the "players" in the mystery, and finding out where they fit in within the st... reviewed February 5, 2006
Bayou Babies Episode 1 - The Betrayal by wendy66 Romance
A promising start to this murder mystery series - we've seen the "it" that's been done - now all we need is the who.... This flick is short and to the point - it sets up Stella's murder, the throws u... reviewed February 5, 2006
Deja Vu by sherwinliu Romance
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Another amazing film from Chat Noir Studios.... What I look for in a mystery/thriller (which is what I consider this, with a double side order o' romance) is complexity, in the plot, and in the chara...
reviewed February 3, 2006
Restless Dead (II) - Homeward Bound by jameseva Horror
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Another excellent part of this "best zombies on TMO" series...easily as good as part one, and probably better... I continue to be amazed and gratified by the approach you're taking to this series - a...
reviewed February 3, 2006
Aegis of Therion 2 - Total Annihilation by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
A strong story, a scoop of special effects, and some excellent VO's...what do you get? Smells like a hit to me... I'll be upfront - I didn't really like the first part a whole lot - it was a well ma... reviewed February 3, 2006
Different by sailorknightwing Romance
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A very sweet little romance flick that made me feel...well, pretty good, actually... Simple concept, simple story, but I'm a sucker for a good voice over that lets me inside the character's head. Th...
reviewed February 2, 2006
Oh Its On 2 Tora Saru Bakuhatsu Plus Plus by mixmasterfestus Action
I'm glad I finally got around to seeing this.... All I can say is that this was innovative, entertaining, and well done all the way around. You deserve every success you've gotten from this one. reviewed February 2, 2006
A Prequel to the Promised Land by jepeter Sci-Fi
Old Testament science fiction - I have finally seen it all.... This flick had an excellent concept, and for the most part, it was carried out very well. Your reworking (reimagining) of Exodus was cl... reviewed February 2, 2006
All For Her by aquatius5 Romance
A disturbing film about love, lust, and ultimately madness...it's not the best flick I've seen, but it has it's moments... I think this film would have worked a bit better if it had been a little lon... reviewed February 2, 2006
On to Moscow by Haes Action
An excellent war movie, one that isn't afraid to show the toll that war takes on those who fight, kill, and die... I love a good war flick, and with all the military uniforms and battle scenes we hav... reviewed February 2, 2006
The Trials of Explosivo! Episode I (VO) by madmatt7g Action
A terrific western comedy, with one of the best VO's I've ever heard... The plot on this puppy is kind of twisted, but it works in every way. Explosivo IS Explosivo, and it's clear that he loves it.... reviewed February 2, 2006
aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by ams11 Sci-Fi
A fun, exuberant space opera... I think I had almost as much fun watching this as the filmmaker had making it. Sure it wasn't the most complex plot, but it was well edited, and the voice overs were ... reviewed February 1, 2006
Deception by johnokinawa Romance
An interesting, somewhat odd flick about a bunch of people you couldn't trust to pick up your garbage... There were many things that I very much liked about this movie - the use of sets and scenes wa... reviewed February 1, 2006
Le Funk by rjb2112 Comedy
Funky fun as a fella takes a boppin' walk through some very familiar territories... As I think I said the last time I reviewed one of this studios music videos, I tend to avoid music videos because I... reviewed February 1, 2006
Flower will die (my version) by chocolatemouse Romance
A truly amazing movie that plays the viewer's heartstrings masterfully.... This movie is one that I've been planning to get to for a while, and I'm so glad I finally did. This film was constructed so... reviewed February 1, 2006
In God We Trust Teaser by UKDutyPaid Action
I don't want to give a short teaser 5 stars, but this was magnificent... There's not a lot I can say about the teaser - it was skillfully executed, the musical selections were perfect, the set use im... reviewed February 1, 2006
Lust2 by satansmunchkin Romance
A film that's less a "movie" and more a dark piece of life sliced from a broken heart.... You know from the beginning that this is going to end badly. No surprises there. What was surprising was th... reviewed February 1, 2006
Love At First Write by pearsonhouse Romance
Wonderfully made, sweet romance flick... I'm usually not a big fan of romances, but if I'm going to watch one, this is what I want to see - a heartfelt, warm romance that doesn't skimp on the emotion... reviewed February 1, 2006
More Important than Love by erinnicole93 Romance
A short, well made comedy that shows that there are, indeed, things more important than love.... This flick features a clever, funny little story, excellent writing, and a VO by Vanessa that's so bro... reviewed February 1, 2006
Addicted to TMO by erinnicole93 Comedy
A dark, cautionary tale of addiction and loss...pay attention, or your personal hygiene, she will suffer.... This has to be one of the funniest flicks currently on TMO - yeah, humor can be hit or mis... reviewed February 1, 2006
Eternity Saga Omnipotence by Director777 Sci-Fi
An excellent and epic science fiction story...and one that doesn't skimp on the characters.... I was fortunate enough to catch the first part of this series before it was removed, so getting into thi... reviewed January 31, 2006
The Lost Voyage of Sinbad by Gojira100 Action
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A delightful adventure story - and proof that if you don't have the sets to make your movie "realistic", make it anyway. When I saw the first frame and realized that this was going to be a traditiona...
reviewed January 31, 2006
Suicide The Life of a Teenage Jock by guitardude82 Romance
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A shattering look at teenage suicide - very true to life, and gutwrenching in its realism. Anyone who knows anything about teen suicide knows that it's a horrifying problem - and it doesn't take a lo...
reviewed January 31, 2006
Flappers from Galaxy 9 - Special Edition by JazzX Sci-Fi
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An odd little retro-science fiction piece, with some excellent musical cues and a warm message of...uh...sisterhood.... There's some very funny stuff in this - the Super Speed engines, Ro-Buck and hi...
reviewed January 28, 2006
Piano Man Urban Warrior I by JazzX Romance
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Wow. A nearly flawless intro to what could turn out to be an amazing series... Right off the bat, I have to say I'm a sucker for music that's well used in a film - not in the "music video" sense, bu...
reviewed January 28, 2006
The 9th Sentinels - Lost Treasure by MrOsterman Sci-Fi
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An excellent space opera, made better (for me) without the Star Trek connection... I have to admit, I was aware of this piece's previous incarnation, but had avoided it simply because it was a Star T...
reviewed January 28, 2006
Gestank der Angst by BloodMoonValec Horror
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A very solid, downbeat, and atmospheric zombie flick... My German isn't quite good enough to have understood all of the VO, but the story was easy enough to follow, and this movie is as much about pa...
reviewed January 27, 2006
Professor Nerd ep1 by nicvancamp Comedy
Amusing little comedy that proves that a nerd's best friend is his robot buddy... This was a genial comedy that was, amazingly enough, made in game mode and stands up well to many of the sandbox-mode... reviewed January 27, 2006
Athena Project III by fulkster Sci-Fi
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A well-done third episode of this science fiction series... I was afraid I was going to be lost coming into the series at part 3, but the filmmaker thoughtfully provided a recap of the first two epis...
reviewed January 22, 2006
One Night Stands by erinnicole93 Romance
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A very real look at short-term serial monogamy...theres a sad and desolate undercurrent here, but it's also pretty damn funny.... This could have been a weepy look at unsuccessful and unfulfilling on...
reviewed January 22, 2006
Sympathy for the Devil by Gutts Action
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A very solid mystery/thriller with a downbeat, though satisfying, ending... There's an awful lot to like about this movie - the story is very strong, though some might consider the pacing to be a lit...
reviewed January 22, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) by crazeyal Comedy
As you watch this, keep telling yourself..."It's only a movie...It's only a movie..." As a movie, it's great....as a slice o' a reviewer's life, it's real.... Great work - it amused and terrified me... reviewed January 22, 2006
Romancing the Scrooge by marvellousguppimovies Romance
An excellent updating of A Christmas Carol... I've seen plenty of remakes, reimaginings, and out-and-out ripoffs of classic and not-so-classic stories here, but this is probably the best I've come ac... reviewed January 22, 2006
Kiss of the Ghost by nemezido Horror
Amusing comedy/western/horror flick that loses steam in the final minute or so... Up until the beginning of the fourth minute or so, this was a funny and unique little flick - it was well written, th... reviewed January 22, 2006
Too Pretty to Kill by lemongreen Action
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Another endearing romance from this studio, with a little bite to it as a woman finds the strength to stand by her man... In the couple of weeks between Heart of a Robot and this film, your filmmakin...
reviewed January 21, 2006
Heart of a Robot by lemongreen Sci-Fi
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A sweet little retro science fiction romance flick... I liked this one a lot. It had a good story, the characters were well defined, and the dialogue was very well-written. But I think what I enjoye...
reviewed January 21, 2006
Time Reversal by Hunty Sci-Fi
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A clever science fiction comedy with lots of beep-beep-bop-boo laughs... This film had a lot of inspired touches....the "time machine", witless afro-ed character who seems to begin every sentence wit...
reviewed January 21, 2006
The Dusty Desert by MMaununen Action
A strong first movie, that takes a harsh look at the destructive path of jealousy... This flick is a very mature and well thought-out story that shows the destruction to lives that jealousy, justifie... reviewed January 21, 2006
And Then She Walked In by vzg Romance
A strong, heartfelt film that's ostensibly about "coming out", but really about being yourself... The strong gay themes in this might turn some people off, but if they look deeper, I think they'll fi... reviewed January 21, 2006
Rise of the Undead by mrcool1 Horror
Lots of action, but where's the movie? This film could have been excellent, had the filmmaker spent a bit more time with the story and characters and a little less on creating exciting action set-pie... reviewed January 21, 2006
Fast eine Liebesgeschichte by Daninsky Romance
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Proof the love is the universal language and has no need of words...or was it all a dream.... It's rare to see a movie here without voice overs or subtitles that actually works, and does what it want...
reviewed January 21, 2006
Lense by FreddaH Horror
Stunning film, that takes "Rear Window" and twists it inside out... This is an amazing movie that literally gave me goosebumps as it rolled into the climax. Everything about this is absolutely first... reviewed January 20, 2006
Jailbreak! by skarsten Action
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A worthy follow-up to the excellent "The Heist"... This film has it all - a stalwart police detective, criminals with colorful nicknames, an Irish police chief, and a reporter named Jim "Flash" Gordo...
reviewed January 20, 2006
Oh Brother Nazis Santa and the Clown by northmeister Comedy
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A clever and entertaining look at the travails of getting a reviewer-friendly movie out on TMO... Very funny flick that details the question of many directors here on TMO - how do you get a movie out...
reviewed January 20, 2006
Survival Game by Dylen Horror
A superb thriller that's just a hair too "inspired" by the SAW series... There's an awful lot to like about this flick - it extremely well written, the music is great, the editing is first-rate, and ... reviewed January 20, 2006
santa by mabdog Romance
A vile and pointless little Christmas film that has two things going for it... 1 - Santa's ugly gray beard seems to appear and disappear at random. For the amazing, disappearing beard, a star.... 2... reviewed January 20, 2006
Death and Ennui Part 2 by cathreese Romance
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A tight, emotional character-driven story of war and loss... It's always a pleasure to see a war film (or more accurately, a film set during war) that concentrates more on the characters and less on ...
reviewed January 20, 2006
Found (a parody of lost) by hutchim Sci-Fi
A parody of Lost that becomes the very thing it is parodying... The end of the first season of Lost leaves the viewer with a huge hole where logic and answers should be, but aren't. This film, unfor... reviewed January 20, 2006
Christmas Aftermath by lan14n Comedy
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An amusing, short Christmas comedy that misses with the humor as much as it hits, but still has some funny moments. The concept was a good and original one, and the execution wasn't bad. The hard th...
reviewed January 20, 2006
Firelight by abaris11 Horror
A cross between a tech demo of sorts and a short fantasy-style film that actually works pretty effectively in both realms... I enjoyed Earth's Call, your previous film in this "experimental fantasy" ... reviewed January 20, 2006
Trauma I by crystaleyez Action
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A strange, almost-psychedelic thriller, with religious overtones and a spirit guide that looks an awful lot like John Denver.... This is an extremely entertaining, decidedly offbeat film that mixes t...
reviewed January 20, 2006
Live by the Gun Die by the Gun by daredevil_can Action
Not a bad little western, but it probably could have used either VO or subtitles to give the characters some meat... This film does prove that you don't need voice overs or subtitles to tell a story,... reviewed January 20, 2006
k7 by Rik_Vargard Sci-Fi
Amazing science fiction piece, sweeping in scope yet emotional at its core... This flick has it all - a thoughtful story, terrific characters that you identify with and care about, an outstanding sco... reviewed January 18, 2006
Galex Part Two by JamieFox Sci-Fi
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A fine followup to the first part of this series, with an emphasis on character and backstory rather than action this time around... It's always difficult balancing the needs of the entire story arc ...
reviewed January 16, 2006
A Heros Welcome v3 by groove-monkey Romance
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A multi-layered short film that manages to pack more emotional reality into 4 minutes than most Hollywood movies can generate in 2 hours.... This is a fine film that tackles intolerance, apathy, and ...
reviewed January 16, 2006
Galex Part One by JamieFox Sci-Fi
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A promising start to a new science fiction series.... It's refreshing to see humans as the "bad guys" and aliens as the "good guys" for a change - and it's an all-to probable scenario, given mankind'...
reviewed January 14, 2006
Shadow of the Light - part 3 by sherwinliu Romance
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A stunning ending to a great series... I have to admit, I wasn't sure where you were going to go in the final part, and I never anticipated where you finally ended up. It's hard to really talk about...
reviewed January 13, 2006
Shadow of the Light - Part 2 by sherwinliu Romance
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The middle film of a trilogy is always tricky, but this one manages to pull it off well... I have to admit, I probably enjoyed the first part a hair more than this, simply because I like the noir mor...
reviewed January 13, 2006
Lift Chronicles - Part 1 - Unwelcome Visitor by lizard3209 Sci-Fi
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Excellent space adventure, with an excellent story, great characterizations, and drop-dead gorgeous modified sets. The mark of any good story, written, filmed, even told, is that it gives you a chanc...
reviewed January 12, 2006
Shadow of the Light - Part 1 by sherwinliu Romance
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Amazing noir/romance movie, with equal and satisfying measures of both... What a terrific start to this series - a tight, plot, excellent writing and set dressing, good use of music, and an overall g...
reviewed January 11, 2006
The Girl With The Sunshine Smile by Dajmin Romance
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A sweetly sad movie - very nicely done... I love to see original ideas played out in TMO, and this is certainly one of them. A sad little poem, set to music and visuals. The poem was sweet, yet hea...
reviewed January 11, 2006
He Wore Purple by Bluhm Action
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Good little crime yarn - without the sound problems, it would be great... There's an awful lot to like about this flick - the story is original, and handled very well. The dialogue is well written. ...
reviewed January 11, 2006
Behind The Boll 3 by JamieFox Comedy
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The "Boll" series finally breaks free of the one-joke Uwe Boll phenomenon...and tumbles off into the realm of bizarre comedy... A few hours ago, I vowed never to watch another in the "Boll" series".....
reviewed January 8, 2006
Dont Laugh at Me by rjb2112 Romance
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This is certainly the feel bad hit of the new year.... Technically proficient, brilliantly written, and you managed to make two minutes seem like two hours. I can't say that I enjoyed it. I didn't....
reviewed January 8, 2006
Movie Makers Lionhead Forgot by sarunit Comedy
An extremely clever concept that runs out of gas about halfway through and coasts to the end... For the first 4 minutes, I was loving this film - it was a very unique idea, well executed, and written... reviewed January 8, 2006
Foreigner by Tarison Sci-Fi
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Excellent science fiction yarn that could have been better without quite the rush.... This was a very enjoyable film, akin to such 50's classics as "It! The Terror From Beyond Space" (widely conside...
reviewed January 8, 2006
Behind The Boll 2 by JamieFox Action
I'm not sure we need more Uwe Boll here...on the other hand, it has Steven Seagal in it, which ensures it's a double shot of cinema bad... Bringing in Steven Seagal to this flick pretty much saved it... reviewed January 8, 2006
Shaded Christmas by Suladead Horror
A wonderful, dark little Christmas tale... I very much enjoyed this piece - it might be classified as horror, but it's actually about hope. With sharp lines, the characters are drawn (which is amazi... reviewed January 8, 2006
The Cabinet by Nutte Horror
A valiant attempt to remake a classic German expressionist movie...that falls just shy of hitting the mark, through no fault of the filmmaker... The problem with trying to remake Caligari using these... reviewed January 8, 2006
Darkness of Light The Beginning by bioempress Action
An great little teaser for the upcoming series - just enough to make you want more... It's a very difficult balancing act to come up with an excellent teaser - on one hand, you don't want to give so ... reviewed January 7, 2006
Restless Dead - The First Bite (episode one) by jameseva Horror
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Outstanding work, from the first second to the last...without doubt the best zombie movie (and among the best movies of any kind) on TMO... To make a Night/Dawn/Day/Reckoning style zombie flick, you ...
reviewed January 7, 2006
The Truth about Santa by siddus Comedy
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Pretty good take on the "Bad Santa" idea... I've seen santa as a pervert, a serial killer, fighting with both Jesus and the Easter Bunny....but this was one of the more amusing "anti-Santa" films I'v...
reviewed January 5, 2006
Dead Pt 2 by squiggy99 Horror
I very much liked Dead, and part 2 is just as good... Both of the Dead films (I haven't seen any of your other work) are filled with atmosphere and a sense of dread. Both feature strong characters, ... reviewed January 5, 2006
Guardians of Evil by BobbyWadd1 Sci-Fi
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Excellent science fiction flick, with solid characterizations and an intelligent plot... I very much enjoyed the flick - it's everything that a good movie should be - it features a well-written plot ...
reviewed January 5, 2006
Beer Goggles by pearsonhouse Comedy
Amusing little tale of a guy who's luckless in love...even when he gets lucky.... This film was by no means laugh-outloud funny - the humor is more gentle, and something that many people can identify... reviewed January 5, 2006
Why About Blacks And Whites by MFK88 Action
A well-produced and thought-out message film....a little heavy-handed, but it makes its point... As an American, I have to say that most (though certainly not all) racism in this country is more subt... reviewed January 5, 2006
Junior Year by Kevirus Horror
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An interesting concept, that's either ruined by a mishmash of a plot...or is a cleverly crafted look at mental illness... I'm not really sure what to make of this one - it's truly all over the place....
reviewed January 4, 2006
A New World Without Bad Dreams by Bandito797 Action
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Very nice little message film....delivered with quiet grace... I have to say, I don't exactly agree with the message here - I think if you took away all of those things, the good and the bad, you'd a...
reviewed January 4, 2006
Die another way by mattjackson666 Action
This had the core of a good James Bond take-off, but it's dragged down by some serious problems... I wanted to like this film - there are far too few secret agent flicks here, even of the James Bond-... reviewed January 4, 2006
The Revenger by scorpio1018 Action
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Tight, fast-moving revenge flick...no surprises, but none are needed.... I like a good revenge story - it's not very Gandhi-like, I suppose, but it's a basic human reaction to want to hurt those who ...
reviewed January 4, 2006
Six by robbieh Action
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Not the Great TMO Western, but a good one, nonetheless...and there's a sequel a'comin', pards.... I have to confess that I have a soft spot for Westerns, and this one hit that spot. It wasn't perfec...
reviewed January 3, 2006
Robosapien by Wickedclown01 Horror
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A good idea for a movie, that tends to fall apart as it gets closer to the end... The idea for this movie is terrific, and one that echoes many classic science fiction themes, from technology run amo...
reviewed January 3, 2006
The Hidden Stories by Dulci Comedy
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It's 9...9...9 movies in one! And most of them are pretty good, too.... This is an extremely clever and unique concept - looking into the lives of 9 patrons of a bar, and finding out exactly what th...
reviewed January 3, 2006
Scaramellas Revenge by cult_inc Action
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Superb revenge flick that takes the time to tell the story... A lot of revenge flicks here are "Honey, you're dead! I'll kill the man who did this! You, you killed my wife! *Bang* I got him, honey....
reviewed January 3, 2006
A Mecha Adventure by cult_inc Sci-Fi
Battletech lives! Well, maybe not quite, but still it's giant robot fun.... Very nice job - it's always a pleasure to see an original idea here, and even more of a pleasure to see if executed so wel... reviewed January 3, 2006
The Reunion by mozartsmole Horror
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This is an example of masterful moviemaking all the way around... If you love horror, there's nothing not to love about this flick. It has some terrific voice acting, the best editing I've seen in a...
reviewed January 3, 2006
An Eye for an Eye by groove-monkey Action
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A superior revenge movie, with excellent characterization and taut dialogue... This was a good one. A real good one. The revenge theme has been beaten to death here, but this resurrects it and give...
reviewed January 3, 2006
The Two Brothers by Abrey Action
A short film that doesn't quite do justice to its ideas.... This little flick has the heart and soul of a really good movie, but it misses the mark by rushing things. The idea of the story is an exc... reviewed January 3, 2006
To Lose it All by ktompkins Action
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For the hero of this piece, if it wasn't for bad luck, he'd have no luck at all... Not a bad little flick at all - the concept of this film (a guy, pouring out his troubles to a stranger in bar) make...
reviewed January 3, 2006
Robot Mafia Part I by niftymatt Comedy
Like a mechanical Godfather or Goodfellas? Not quite, but charming, nonetheless... This movie had an amusing concept, and the quality of the work did a nice job of supporting that concept. The dial... reviewed January 3, 2006
Ties That Bind by Grizpin Horror
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Wow! Very nicely done little thriller that is not what you think it is.... This film seems to be a standard thriller - albeit one that's well written, with good voice acting and good production valu...
reviewed January 2, 2006
The Last Ninja by visualstudios Action
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Not what you'd expect with a movie of this title...it's really a terrific character piece masquerading as an action movie. I wasn't expecting too much with this movie - I've seen all the fighting sce...
reviewed January 2, 2006
Intiana Llons And The Sacred Star (Ep2) by DavidSS Action
What looked to be an imaginative adventure movie, laid low by unintelligible voice overs... There was much to like about this movie - the costuming was imaginative, you did a very nice job dressing t... reviewed January 2, 2006
Spirits by crazeyal Romance
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An outstanding second flick from this studio, with a thoughtful message... It's a shame that this is too long to go into the competition, but I agree, there's no way you could have cut it nearly in h...
reviewed January 2, 2006
Sudden Turn of Events by Prinzess Horror
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It's tough to pull off a whodunnit with the available tools, but this film gives it a good try... Whodunnits are some of the toughest stories to effectively come up with - because part of the fun for...
reviewed January 2, 2006
A Date With Santa by Prinzess Comedy
A very sweet, good natured Christmas comedy... This was a charming little flick - a good concept, well carried out. And it's always a pleasure to see a competition flick where Santa doesn't either k... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Bank Job! by PamDennis Action
A terrific crime movie, that proves that crime can pay, but not always for long... This was a great flick - well-written, extremely well-plotted, with a solid voice over (though the VO was sometimes ... reviewed January 2, 2006
DIE SCUM! by bedder Sci-Fi
Awful title, but not a bad little science fiction flick - a little light in the background and character departments, but still pretty good. You probably could have really improved this with a little... reviewed January 2, 2006
Behind The Boll Episode One by JamieFox Comedy
Well, I'm hardly a Boll fan (that would be like saying I liked everything Jesse Franco has done), but this captures the Boll phenomenon quite well... Probably the best parts of this film are the scen... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Daedalus Report by dennis5 Action
A really interesting concept, laid low by a terrible soundmix.... The idea behind this one is fascinating - an experimental German robot that's malfunctioned and the attempt to get it back. Good ide... reviewed January 2, 2006
How to Survive Horror Moments by Coolphil Horror
There's an idea for a really great comedy here...unfortunately, this ain't quite it... I was really looking forward to watching this movie - the title alone made me think of all the stupid horror mov... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Town Called Blood by Director777 Action
A solid western drama, with some unnecessary contemporary dialogue and one ludicrous death scene... Overall, I liked this film - I like westerns of all kinds, and a decent one, especially here on TMO... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Songwriter by Sphinx86 Horror
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Like a slow moving hundred-car freight train, this movie just keeps coming at you until it gets you.... Masterful. This film is an amazing piece, with a unique and well-written story, a genuine sens...
reviewed January 2, 2006
Santa Clauss last fight by Guxxor Sci-Fi
A pretty good, imaginative little Christmas movie... In all the Christmas competition movies I've seen here, I have to say this is a unique concept - Santa fighting his predecessor. And it was carri... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Mercer Enlist by fernandocerejo Action
This film was something of a disappointment after the first part... The first movie had it's technical problems, primarily in the area of sound - you've solved these, for the most part (in some scene... reviewed January 2, 2006
the Ritual by HeadnutPictures Horror
I've been hoping to see a Lovecraft Mythos movie show up here....this one isn't perfect, but it's as good as it gets for now... The movie was solidly atmospheric right through to the Ritual - then it... reviewed January 1, 2006
Twylite Zone Fate Of The One Star Ninja by Kellydogproductions Sci-Fi
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An extremely clever and well written horror story, and like all horror, most effective when the horror comes from our own neighborhood... This is a gem of a flick - cleverly written, well edited, wit...
reviewed January 1, 2006
Rome by LuciusVorenus Action
Didn't get it, but hey, I'll give you three stars for brevity! reviewed January 1, 2006
Fatal Touch by kaipan Horror
Wow. Kai Pan just gets better and better with each movie, though it's hard to believe considering how good his last two films were. This was some genuinely unnerving stuff - masterful use of visuals... reviewed January 1, 2006
In Cold Blood by Bam22 Action
This was one of the best little crime flicks I've seen here, but it has one huge problem... I was about ready to go back to the forums and shout out the merits of this flick, see if I could some more... reviewed January 1, 2006
A New Love (For Christmas) by rjb2112 Romance
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A Christmas competition flick that takes your heart from warm to cold... This was very well done, and very different from what I was expecting for most of the movie - a good thing that made for a ver...
reviewed January 1, 2006
Trillion Dozen of Freaks - AraknaMoowz by NoBigThing Comedy
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Like Captain Whats-his-name, I couldn't believe what I saw... This was a vast improvement over the first film in the series - other than a couple of jokes that fell flat, this was quite funny and cle...
reviewed January 1, 2006
A Robber Barons Christmas by johnokinawa Romance
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A downbeat Christmas competition flick with a message... This just depressed the hell out of me. Really. And I'm not sure how I feel about that. I try to watch and review movies here for entertain...
reviewed January 1, 2006
If I Had The Stagecoach Set by Ratqueen Comedy
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Cute, funny little flick that compells me to give it 5 stars.... This wasn't what I expected, but it was at least as good, and perhaps better than I hoped for. Clever writing, clean editing, an amus...
reviewed January 1, 2006
Monstero by IamaCoommee Sci-Fi
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When you're talking giant monster movies, you're generally dipping deep into the fondue pot...this one is plenty cheesy, but not without charm.... There are few true giant monster movies around here ...
reviewed January 1, 2006
Steal my Bird ill Shoot you off your Perch! by Lewis_Morgan Action
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Not the best western I've seen, but one of the better ones here. A lot of the westerns here seem to have been made by people who've never seen a western. This one didn't fall into that pit.... It's...
reviewed January 1, 2006
Freaks At Your Door - Cameleon Boy by NoBigThing Comedy
A superhero movie that falls a little flat toward the end... There's a lot to like in this movie - first, it's a superhero film and they're few and far between there. Second, it's well edited, and s... reviewed January 1, 2006
Poem Of War by sorrow13 Action
A very well done message-flick that's hurt just a hair by an unappealing voice over... This is a movie that should, without doubt, be seen. It's well put together, well written, and shows that you c... reviewed January 1, 2006
Godzilla Vs Kong by yayoo Action
Not a bad little movie for what it is.... There's not a whole lot of story here - though I'm not really sure with this concept that there's much more you could do with it. The movie was well-filmed,... reviewed January 1, 2006
Space Wars Episode IV No Hope by James_Moore Sci-Fi
A well done remake/homage/whatever of the first Star War flick that skirts dangerously close to LucasFilm's intellectual property.... The story, of course, was about as unoriginal as they come, but i... reviewed January 1, 2006
The Twinday Experiment by ashlandt Sci-Fi
There's a good movie in here, but like a butterfly caught in the cocoon, it's not quite out... The concept is very good - but the execution of the story seems a little rushed, like you were trying to... reviewed January 1, 2006
Remnants of Life pt 1 by FreddaH Action
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Wow! I'd despaired over ever seeing some real "Out of the Past"-style authentic film noir here on TMO, but here it is.... Everything about this is spot-on - the world-weary dialogue, the mood, the s...
reviewed January 1, 2006
What The Cluck! by rocknrollman Action
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From the title, I was afraid this was going to be another sorry giant chicken movie....well, I was partly right... Yes, it is a giant chicken movie - no, it's not a witless giant chicken movie, like ...
reviewed January 1, 2006
rich poor and prissy(part 1-2) by burgerkingproductions Comedy
An early film in this filmmaker's career that has some brief glints of promise...but not many. This movie was pretty much a mess - there was a story there, and if properly developed, it might actuall... reviewed January 1, 2006
The Similarities by nitrousoxide52 Comedy
Very funny little flick, with some laugh-outload moments... This was a charming comedy - well written and edited, with some very clever lines. Nice job. reviewed January 1, 2006
Private SNAFUs Last Cruise by DrMovie Comedy
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I can't rate this as a movie, since it's a tech demo. But as a tech demo, it's truly amazing, showing the real potential of The Movies and more elbow grease than most people will have in their whole ...
reviewed January 1, 2006
The Killer Romance by michael_allen1 Horror
Very nice job for a first movie. The plot was a little bit of a cliche (there's an awful lot of similar flicks here), but this one is at least a head above the others thanks to the tight editing, dec... reviewed January 1, 2006
The Clause Conspiracy by Austin909 Action
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Cute and funny little Christmas movie, that resurrects one of the ghosts of Christmas Past... I truly enjoyed this little film - the narration was well written and funny, the editing was clean and cr...
reviewed December 31, 2005
Jingle All The Way To Hell!!! by Cleric2k5 Horror
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Well, I got sucked in by your excellent poster and catchy title, so as long as I'm here... Probably the best part of the film was the catchy version of Jingle Bells that plays as Santa slays...really...
reviewed December 31, 2005
The Day I Turned Into a Babe by suedenim Comedy
A clever comedy that goes on a bit too long.... I really wanted to love this flick - I'm a big fan of the Ashley Porter movies, so I knew I would be seeing something that was technically perfect, and... reviewed December 31, 2005
Canadian Beer Commercial by Emotep Comedy
Yeah, man, that's why I want to retire to Canada, to live amongst the noble beavers.... I remember this commercial - I got a kick out of it, and I got a kick out of this. Nice work. reviewed December 31, 2005
What Is Love Part I by Danielewicz Romance
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A sweet, funny comedy about the pitfalls of romance.... I think what makes this movie work so well is that almost everyone can identify with the everyman lead character He's not superstud...he's jus...
reviewed December 31, 2005
Life ( US subtitles ) by moreau Horror
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Wow! That's almost all I can say. This movie just blew me away.... What an amazing, thoughtful film this is - I won't even comment on the technical excellence, since that's only the skeleton on whi...
reviewed December 31, 2005
Incident on GX-Beta by CowBear Sci-Fi
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Very solid science fiction action flick, with some nice effects and decent voice acting. The story, though not completely original, was modified enough to make it feel fresh, and without a doubt invi...
reviewed December 30, 2005
Tube by laridae Horror
An okay slasher-style film, with a twist...and some major problems... In many ways, I like the overall concept of this film. The problems come with the execution of that concept. Disappearing and r... reviewed December 30, 2005
The Promise by Transmography Sci-Fi
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Very solid action piece that keeps you guessing till the end. I was quite impressed with this (and kind of sorry that I read the description before I watched the movie - sometimes I do, sometimes I d...
reviewed December 30, 2005
Young Santa by BobbyWadd1 Sci-Fi
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One of the best Christmas flicks I've seen here, my own included. Great concept, good writing, tight, clean editing and a film that was kinda sweet without being gooey. Very nice work. Good luck in...
reviewed December 30, 2005
Mad World2 by mcgarnagle Romance
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Very effective, moody little flick. You did a wonderful job with this - the concept was good, and the execution was even better. The editing was superb, the choice of scenes excellent to help in bui...
reviewed December 30, 2005
Drama Queen The Music Video by justin_in_bangor Comedy
I caught a review of this in the New York Times this morning..a short excerpt... "...but Mr. Justin's airy concoction of bouncy pop melodies counterpointed by a surreal, almost dada-esque vocal perfo... reviewed December 30, 2005
Deal Or Death (part 1) by scarecrow1981 Action
This was a terrific cop movie, with superior voice acting....but technical problems are almost its undoing... I was extremely impressed with the effort and thought that went into this movie - a great... reviewed December 29, 2005
Eliot by retrogradesonnet Romance
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Strong romance movie, that's hurt by a few glaring technical problems... This is one of the more complete romance movies I've seen here - most of them are content to just do a setup and a payoff, wit...
reviewed December 29, 2005
Epicenter by stretch2002uk Action
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This is a pretty solid action/suspense movie - but it's good story is hurt by some technical problems... Overall, I felt the story was well-presented and well-paced - you kept the momentum building r...
reviewed December 29, 2005
Drafted by Colonal_Kurtz Action
Pretty solid first effort, with some good voice overs. I liked the way that you wrapped your movie with the dream sequence at the beginning and the reality at the other. It gave the flow of the movie... reviewed December 29, 2005
Deadly Poker by James_Karlson Action
Not a bad little western - I'm still waiting for somebody to do a full-blown western (classic, neo, or spaghetti, all the same to me), and maybe one day you'll be the one to do it... This was solid s... reviewed December 29, 2005
Drama Queen The Music Video by justin_in_bangor Comedy
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I have finally seen and heard it all - Abba performed by what sounded like one of the Children of the Damned. I've been aware of the turmoil in the forums in recent weeks, and I'm sure the song made ...
reviewed December 29, 2005
The Mark (V3) by valerd Action
A fairly good action flick, with some good voiceovers. This movie was a mixed bag - on the one hand, it tended to drag a bit in places because a "hunt" movie like this can only be effective if the te... reviewed December 29, 2005
The Wizard of Oz Directors Cut by Trashman Comedy
I started laughing when the singing began, and didn't stop until the end. Clever and funny - you've done a fine job of twisting a beloved classic into something absurd, and I loved every minute of it... reviewed December 29, 2005
SERPENT by SgtLRock Action
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Excellent job all around - a really fine flick. Long films can be very difficult to pull off properly - there's always the chance that the story will start to drag, that there will be dead spots wher...
reviewed December 29, 2005
The Trial of Chico Reyes by Dylen Horror
When I realized about 80% of the way through what this film was about and who Chico Reyes was, it hit me like a sledgehammer in the forehead. Outstanding work - everything was perfect, from the conce... reviewed December 29, 2005
Earths Call by abaris11 Horror
This was an ambitious little short that reac hed many of its goals. The storyline was good - not a lot happened, but then, in a short cautionary "be careful what you ask for, because you might get it... reviewed December 29, 2005
The PropShoW by eric_maniac Comedy
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A wonderful comedy, and oh so true... This was a very clever idea, and you executed it with great panache - everything about this was masterfully done, from the writing to the choice of actors and se...
reviewed December 29, 2005
Cops Ep 2 by ConMan Action
A decent cop flick, with some problems... The major fault is the story often didn't make a whole lot of sense - as a comedy, perhaps, but even that would be stretching it. Things just seemed to be h... reviewed December 29, 2005
My girlfriend is an alien by T_L_T Comedy
If Jonathan Richman was making music videos on TMO, this is about what he'd be putting out... Outstanding - nice, poppy, hook-laden song with a Richman-esque vocal, funny story that was well-edited a... reviewed December 29, 2005
Back to the SANTA!! by xsr1000 Comedy
This was a cute idea, but you seemed to run out of gas towards the end. Overall, it had a good concept and an amusing story, and some of the scenes were pretty funny (especially those involving Santa... reviewed December 29, 2005
Jingle Bell Shock by lycosa Horror
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A superior mystery/suspense flick, with a nice twist at the end. The story was first rate, the writing very good, the editing perfect (scenes lasting just as long as they had to and no more), and the...
reviewed December 29, 2005
Good Idea-Bad Idea V by Deikon Comedy
The Good Idea-Bad Idea series is one of the funniest comedy series here, and this fifth entry in the series doesn't disappoint. The VOs are goofy-funny, the editing and use of sets/props is spot-on, ... reviewed December 29, 2005
Xmas Nightmare by hydrazoid Horror
Very clever idea, and the film, for the most part, lives up to it. The music was used extremely well, the dialogue well written (there's one subtitle glitch where I believe it indicates that one of S... reviewed December 29, 2005
Rebel Retaliator Le Sens du Combat by JohnTerdal Sci-Fi
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This film has two strikes against it - its 21 minutes long and it's in French. Which is a tragedy because this is one of the best films I've seen here, hands down. Mature, epic storytelling, great c...
reviewed December 29, 2005
The Old West by Crimbo Action
Pretty solid first effort - but not without its problems.... This movie begs for more story and character development - the characters are sketchily-drawn at best - giving a little more depth to them... reviewed December 29, 2005
The Heroic Adventures of Zombie Bob by oldugly Horror
This was some funny, funny stuff - some of the subtitles were a little rocky, and the editing could have been a bit tighter, but the writing and dialogue were hysterical. Some extremely funny lines, ... reviewed December 28, 2005
Dead Silence by Sphinx86 Horror
Good concept, and it was executed pretty well. The editing was tight (though the messed up fades definitely didn't help with the flow of the story) - dialogue was well written (I was kind of hoping f... reviewed December 28, 2005
Dry Bones by Cranium8768 Action
In a lot of ways, this was a superior film - it was very well written, the voice acting was solid, the music was good and well used, and you used a black screen with VO for transitions, which was very... reviewed December 28, 2005
THE HALOIST II -- Trailer by ArtificialArtist Sci-Fi
Very well done trailer - the custom animation work was extremely impressive. I do agree with Mark, though - it's usually good to end a trailer with a "bang" of some kind - something memorable, someth... reviewed December 28, 2005
Koma-Boehse Onkelz by littlezy Action
I'm not a big music video fan, but you did this well - the song was...well, not exactly 99 LuftBaloon, if you know what I mean...but it was an okay song, and the visuals did a good job of "telling" th... reviewed December 28, 2005
Showdown by adam5261988 Action
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Definite improvement over the first version with added sound - at least I know what's going on right now. Still just a piece of a story, and not a full one, but the VO's add coherence and make it a l...
reviewed December 28, 2005
The Origin of the Astonishing Brothers by vzg Action
I think you sell yourself short in the description - this was an amusing, sweet action flick that was very well done - especially for a first film. The characters are engaging and well written, the d... reviewed December 28, 2005
The Raven (Desert Phoenix) by PhantomRaulStudios Romance
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I have to say, with all the hyping of this flick I saw in the forums, I was expecting either a masterpiece or the kind of thing I might step on after a pack of dogs has run by... Though not quite a m...
reviewed December 28, 2005
Space Coop II - The Worlds War by FliperSClub Sci-Fi
This was quite a bit better than the first part. You're clearly starting to learn to use the tools we have to come up with a good movie. The story was good, it was well paced, and the editing was go... reviewed December 28, 2005
Space Coop I - The Hallowall by FliperSClub Sci-Fi
A pretty good first effort. The story was good, and you did a nice job editing the scenes. My real complaint is the fact that the story switches from set to set maybe unnecessarily. Alien planet to... reviewed December 28, 2005
The First Date (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
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Okay....there's a meaning to this, right? Timmy's dog and the tramp...you're telling a story! In 30 second chunks! And when we reach 30 Seconds of Bliss #213, it will all be clear, all of the secre...
reviewed December 28, 2005
A Lonely Man by kaipan Romance
I was a big fan of "Nothing But Red", but you've managed to surpass that on all levels with this one. Though this isn't a genre I'm enthusiastic about, I'm certainly enthusiastic about this film - br... reviewed December 28, 2005
One Drink Too Many! by Hamish-AU Comedy
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This was...okay - it's a one-gag film, and that gag has about enough life to get through the minute and a half of the flick. Still, it was well edited and the scenes were well chosen to get your joke...
reviewed December 28, 2005
to kill for love by fitzyx Horror
Good movie, with a real twist at the end... Editing was good, story was well-paced - the voice overs could use some work, since the sound quality was kind of low (the voice acting itself was quite go... reviewed December 28, 2005
Alices long way home(final cut) by Guxxor Sci-Fi
Very enjoyable, dreamy little flick.... Well-done on all counts - the story was strong, though deliberately confusing - the editing was tight, the dialogue was good (and at times very funny)... I re... reviewed December 28, 2005
Suburban Horrors by JMMartin Horror
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Having seen and rated it when it was first up, I was going to just let it play in the background, then rate it and move on... But I decided to watch it again, and I'm glad I did - caught a few things...
reviewed December 28, 2005
Zeraldyn by ortalo Action
This was a superior science-fiction flick - not speaking French, I figured I'd give it a watch and if I just didn't get it, I'd skip the rating... I'm glad I stayed with it - the care put into charac... reviewed December 28, 2005
Santa Has Lost His Mind by CynthiaAvey57 Comedy
That was pretty funny stuff - kind of senseless and demented, but still made with what sounded like real joy and a sense of fun. The VO's were kind of awful, but they worked with the mood of the piec... reviewed December 27, 2005
Death as a Toll Reborn by headhoncho Action
I'm afraid I was just lost with this - maybe if I'd seen the first part, I'd have some handle on what was happening, but there seemed to be two movies going on at the same time - one was the war scene... reviewed December 27, 2005
Battlesun Arachnid episode 1 by Confederacy Sci-Fi
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This was a pretty good job for a first flick - had a strong story that was easy to follow. I think you need a bit more characterization, though - if you're planning on doing multiple short episodes (...
reviewed December 27, 2005
Mortal Slash by Slash316 Action
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Not a bad first attempt - you show a good sense of storytelling here, and thought the story is hardly original, it is well told. Choice of music was good, the film was fairly well paced, and the dial...
reviewed December 27, 2005
Seeds of Evil by Throwaxe Sci-Fi
Brilliant parody, that was funny from beginning to end. No dead spots here - every line of dialogue and frame of video hit home. Nicely paced, good use of custom backdrops, excellent voice acting (d... reviewed December 27, 2005
Colored Love by btimsah Romance
This was a good little message flick - I think the romance was well portrayed in the beginning with heartfelt, real dialogue that made the point of the two characters love for each other. And you sur... reviewed December 27, 2005
Boogieman Nights by wolffey Horror
Wow, this was impressive work. An excellent story, superior writing and editing...this is just really really good. You took the time to make your characters real, so there was an emotional impact wh... reviewed December 27, 2005
What A Rush by rjb2112 Action
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I usually shy away from reviewing music videos because the bottom line is....if you don't like the song, you're not going to like the video, no matter how imaginative or well done. But I figured I'd ...
reviewed December 27, 2005
The Three Stooges by joeramoni Comedy
This was a fairly funny little film - unfortunately there's just so many slapstick scenes, and I think you mined them all and came up a little short. You did a good job of capturing the feel of the S... reviewed December 27, 2005
Space Apes vs The Astro Chickens by TimBurtonFan Sci-Fi
A pretty good flick - I got a laugh out of some of the dialog and a Head Chicken named Lord Van Egg was funny. There were some plot holes that made me scratch my head, and many of the subtitles zoome... reviewed December 27, 2005
Oy! Christmas! I Should Have Stayed in Bed by Jenniza Action
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Not a bad lil flick - the idea was good and it was executed well. Good luck in the competition.
reviewed December 27, 2005
The Game Live by sarek13 Action
This was a fun little movie - for a simple idea, the story was quite good, the pacing was good, the scenes were well-edited, and you chose just the right music. Very nice job. reviewed December 27, 2005
Ahh! Fruitcake! by brickcity5350 Horror
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Hey, hey, hey! I _like_ fruitcake! Other than the fact that it's a pointed and bitter jab at one of my favorite holiday confections, I have to say this was very well-done and very funny - the voice ...
reviewed December 27, 2005
Full Retaliatory Response by McCain Action
Can't really say anything that hasn't been said already - it's a powerful, well-written, well-executed tale. You deserve all of the accolades that this flick has been getting, and then some...if I co... reviewed December 27, 2005
Santa Claus - An Open Letter by philnate Action
This was a solid flick, and I was leaning toward 5 stars (even with the sometimes low volume voice overs), but Santa's turn to the dark side, even briefly, kind of ruined the message for me. Lots of ... reviewed December 27, 2005
January The 2nd by crystaleyez Action
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Outstanding, moving movie - helluva depressing movie, but one that ends on a note of hope.... Everything was superb about this one - the editing was perfect, the use of the music was terrific, and th...
reviewed December 27, 2005
The Purging of Christmas by velieth Action
This was an interesting idea, and you did a fairly good job of bringing it to life. I would have liked to have seen a little more angst on Santa's part as he turned against Christmas, though. But I ... reviewed December 27, 2005
Tales from my mis-spent youth by crazeyal Comedy
I enjoyed both the concept and the execution on this puppy - it was well edited and well written, and the story told was funny and worth telling - my only complaint is that the soundmix is way off - m... reviewed December 27, 2005
Roadkill Studio Xmas Greetings by worldwriter Comedy
This was a very good concept, but the execution could have been better handled... In a lot of cases, what was happening visually didn't seem to match what was happening in the audio - I'm not talking... reviewed December 27, 2005
Back Through Time by Morbis Sci-Fi
Not a bad effort, especially for a first movie... The plot was a little confusing - without reading the description I wouldn't have understood that they'd been transported back in time - I think that... reviewed December 27, 2005
Brave Souls by killerdude11 Action
Nicely made little flick - good editing work on the flashbacks/flashforwards, and though I usually find it preferable to have VOs or subtitles, this worked pretty well as just a narrative. Very good job. reviewed December 27, 2005
Aliens Stole Our Men! by malkyj Sci-Fi
Very well done - a real throwback to the sci-fi flicks of the 50's where this sort of concept showed up on more than one occasion... Technically this was pretty-much flawless - you chose and used you... reviewed December 27, 2005
Silent But Deadly! by XysterKaine Horror
I don't much care for fart jokes in movies, but since the whole flick was one extended fart joke, I have to look at it a little differently... This was actually kind of clever - obvious, but clever -... reviewed December 27, 2005
The Boarding by Tower7 Sci-Fi
Pretty good for a first flick - well, actually pretty good for any flick - it was action-heavy, but you handled the action with imagination, good pacing and some good editing - and the rest of the sto... reviewed December 26, 2005
Showdown by adam5261988 Action
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Not a whole lot here, but you were able to string a coherent storyline out of what you had, so you deserve some credit. Couple of things: This is really just an "incident", not a story - there's a l...
reviewed December 26, 2005
Forgotten by InnerFilm Comedy
I don't know what to say - this film affected me on an emotional level, which I find kind of surprising and most unexpected. I think you've captured profound loneliness and its effects better than al... reviewed December 26, 2005
Love at Christmas by Mattyrock Romance
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Terrific little flick that capture the real meaning of Christmas. It wasn't without it's flaws, but the sweetness and heart wash all the little problems away. Good luck in the competition - you deserve it!
reviewed December 26, 2005
Sundays Brunch of Doom by studproductions Action
I had, of course, seen the sequel before I got to this nasty lil slice 'o life, and it filled in some of the blanks (not that any really needed filling in..) This one is good, but not as good as your... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Best by guydon01 Sci-Fi
This was pretty amusing, though it's billed as science fiction - the story could have been a bit stronger, and if you're going to play it for laughs, you need to set up your gags a little better - the... reviewed December 26, 2005
Clown Ninjas Xmas Edition by alpha_02 Comedy
A nice little Christmas flick for Clown Ninja fans, but not much there for anyone else, and precious little for the fans. I found the first Clown Ninja flick kinda goofy, but entertaining. This didn... reviewed December 26, 2005
Who Said Crime Doesnt Pay - Episode 1 by mjbcfc Action
Solid crime movie - good story, well-written, some nice editing, and good use of the available music - plus a few nice extras like the flashback at the end... Very good job. reviewed December 26, 2005
Call Fedora - Trailer by mrlennox Comedy
This was inspired lunacy - my German isn't perfect, but I didn't need to understand what was being said most of the time - the pictures told the story...the bizarre, often changing props in the shack.... reviewed December 26, 2005
A Night in the Day by nagokuk Action
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Well, this surprised me - reading your description, my expectations were very low for this... Which means that the taut little thriller that came up was quite a shock. This was very good work, regar...
reviewed December 26, 2005
The Troubles of Bloody Bay by brandonW Horror
This was a mostly-average slasher style movie - nothing special about it in terms of story, and a couple of noteworthy problems... The "circus" music in the first half was totally inappropriate to th... reviewed December 26, 2005
Grocery Shopping by MoviesManiac Comedy
Amusing little flick, and oddly enough, I had a very similar experience the last time I went grocery shopping... The concept was good, but the execution could have been a little better (of course, it... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Walker by WtheD Action
This was a likeable little flick - Officer Stroke was amusingly dense (and oh-so-polite), and the Walker made a good villain. No real complaints - it could have been punched up a little with tighter ... reviewed December 26, 2005
Inhuman Assassin IV Final Assingment by Buccura Sci-Fi
I had forgotten completely about this series (had run across one of them doing the random movie thing, and had watched and downloaded the other 4 episodes) - I'm sure glad I came on this... Outstandi... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Heist by skarsten Action
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Yes - I've been waiting to hear those immortal words...."You'll never take me alive, copper!" Very nicely put together, real 50's feel with the Walter Winchell-esque wrapper. VO's were very well don...
reviewed December 26, 2005
James Leech Remake by warpedrevolution Sci-Fi
Technically this is pretty proficient - the editing and scene choice is good, use of music was excellent, and it has a nice feel to it. Storywise, it leaves a lot to be desired - I know that (hopeful... reviewed December 26, 2005
At Home With The Quarantines (Episode 4) by Kellydogproductions Comedy
Great ending to a terrific series - the way the family was finally dealt with in each little segment was very funny. I'll be looking forward to whatever you come up with next....this series is a real... reviewed December 26, 2005
At Home With The Quarantines (EPISODE 3) by Kellydogproductions Comedy
The Special Quarantine Squad was definitely the highlight of this episode....really hilarious stuff there. The story is excellent, and I'm sad that there's only one more part, but all good things mus... reviewed December 26, 2005
At home with the quarantines (episode 2) by Kellydogproductions Sci-Fi
I didn't find this quite as funny as the first part, but still it had me laughing - the hobo scene was priceless. Some problems with the sound effects (maybe off due to editing), but not enough to re... reviewed December 26, 2005
At home with the quarantines by Kellydogproductions Comedy
Very funny stuff - I especially enjoyed the dream sequence at the end. Dialogue was well-written and funny, the pacing and editing were good - couple of the subtitles didn't say on screen quite long ... reviewed December 26, 2005
Grammaton Nemesis by F3Zero Sci-Fi
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Very, very solid sci-fi flick... Well thought-out and plotted story, excellent dialogue (the alien language w/subtitles is something I plan to do the second part of my series - I hope I can reach the...
reviewed December 26, 2005
Suburban Horrors by JMMartin Horror
To show you how thoroughly you'd misdirected me, there were a couple of things I was getting ready to mention as the reason why this wasn't quite 5 star material - and then, of course, we got to the e... reviewed December 26, 2005
Enduring Mein Kampf Trailer by Emotep Horror
Powerful trailer- from this and the teaser, it's clear that you've had a clear idea from the beginning on how you were going to present a film on this serious and delicate subject. Very good work - I... reviewed December 26, 2005
January 19 2002 by dubbya Comedy
Funny stuff, which oddly seems to capture much of the spirit of almost all the interviews I've seen and read with Molyneux - definitely good use of the tools (or game) available, and the Brit accent w... reviewed December 26, 2005
True Love At First Site by nate003 Romance
Not bad for a first effort - you might want to keep a couple of things in mind: This was a simple story, which worked even without dialogue - but it never hurts to put in some subtitles, at the very ... reviewed December 25, 2005
A Sith Lord In LA by Yngvelli Comedy
Overall, pretty amusing - the idea of using canned laughter was brilliant. Voice overs were good, and the story had a good sitcom feel. A little of it was a bit mean-spirited (the Anakin/Padme scene... reviewed December 25, 2005
Christmas The freedom way by Yngvelli Comedy
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This was some pretty funny stuff, marred by some technical issues (primarily continuity - the scene in the bar where the conversation begins in front of the bar and halfway through switches to the hal...
reviewed December 25, 2005
Space Queen Teaser by anbeck Sci-Fi
Not a bad trailer - gave a good feel for what the film was going to be, without giving it all away. Editing was tight, use of sound effects excellent, and the voice over fit the mood well. Good job. reviewed December 25, 2005
VAMPYRE QUEEN PART I by biggsxy42 Horror
This was a well-done vampire flick that really screamed for subtitles or voiceovers. I know you're just getting a handle on the program, but with the amount of conversation going on in the movie, you... reviewed December 25, 2005
The Mercer Enlist by fernandocerejo Action
I have a feeling that this was a 5 star flick, but I just can't give it to you because of the sound problems....from what I could hear of the voice overs, they were solid and appropriate....unfortunat... reviewed December 25, 2005
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
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Jeez, I'm still chuckling about Timmy, and here you go again....there are three flicks I've seen here that make me laugh just thinking about them, and all three of them come from your studio. Amazing...
reviewed December 25, 2005
She Was a Phat Ride by Doc_Z Comedy
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Excellent Christmas flick - amusing and heartwarming, good voice overs, and some innovative use of props and custom titles. Very very nice work. Good luck in the competition.
reviewed December 25, 2005
The Dark Key Light by TheMGMKid1 Action
More tasty noir goodness from Imperium - what's interesting, especially with this flick, is that you avoid the traditional rainsoaked, foggy, nighttime streets and tell your story on beaches and in th... reviewed December 25, 2005
The Black Dahlia by TheMGMKid1 Action
There's a lot of noir around these days, and this ranks up there with some of the best - good pacing, mood, and atmosphere, the dialogue was well-written noir-ish - very nice job. My only disappointm... reviewed December 25, 2005
omega 2000 man1 by knbr99 Sci-Fi
The complete lack of audio made this difficult to watch (don't know if it was deliberate or not) - the plot, of course, "borrows" liberally from I Am Legend/The Last Man On Earth/Omega Man, most from ... reviewed December 25, 2005
Angriff im All by Danzelot2 Sci-Fi
This was a pretty good job for a first effort, but you might want to flesh it out some, expand the story. As it stands right now, it's just very basic. Some of your editing choices were good, and yo... reviewed December 25, 2005
Apollyon by corinthian Horror
Wow...without a doubt the best horror I've seen here. Truly amazing work - audio, visuals, the special effects...everything is flawless. I couldn't give you less than 5 stars since I can't think of ... reviewed December 25, 2005
Eddie Returns Again by adders666 Horror
I was surprised - seeing when it was made, I was expecting something a whole lot less sophisticated than this - the writing was good, and it was nice to see something other than the stereotypical zomb... reviewed December 25, 2005
In Nags Way by brickcity5350 Comedy
Real little slice o'life, eh? This wasn't really...good, but technically it was solid, and you went to the trouble to do voice overs (which was probably the best part of it). One word of advice - if... reviewed December 25, 2005
Fighting Blind by mixmasterfestus Action
Well made war drama - nicely paced with enough action to keep it moving, but not so much that it overshadowed character and style. The only thing I take issue with is the number of fades - fades are ... reviewed December 25, 2005
Attack Of The Human! by brownie-of-thunder Sci-Fi
Cute little film with a nice twist, and a very good job for a first movie. reviewed December 25, 2005
Greed by cipheruzmad Romance
Well written, well edited, and a nice twist at the end. The piece really screams for a voice over, especially since there's no dialogue as such, but even without VO, it's very well done. Nice job. reviewed December 25, 2005
Timeline Avengers Episode 2 by Limetto Action
My German isn't good enough to have completely understood every line of dialogue (some of them were spoken way too fast for me), but I got enough, and the story was visuallly self-explanatory. Nice w... reviewed December 25, 2005
Down and Out Up North by Bedwinn Comedy
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Excellent work - clever idea, well written and pulled off with style - there were a couple of issues with sound cutting out during some of the dialogue pieces, which I've run into, but I won't gig ya ...
reviewed December 25, 2005
Like the desert needs the rain by Throwaxe Action
Excellent flick, especially considering it was done in story mode - good pacing, very good plot, and fine editing - I wouldn't have thought something of this quality could be produced in anything but ... reviewed December 25, 2005
Evolution Exile by Suladead Sci-Fi
Nice, epic science fiction flick, and a great kick-off to the series - terrific plotting and pace, good voice overs, good music. A superior piece of work. I'll be watching for part II. reviewed December 25, 2005
The Beast Within by riksmiff Action
Superior work - I know fropm my own experience how complex and difficult it can be do put together a long flick, but you really pulled this off with style - excellent plotting and characterization, go... reviewed December 25, 2005
Punch Judy by 1oddfellow Comedy
Not a lot to this, but some of the dialogue is amusing (especially the "bowl o' pudding" line) and it does have some form, which is difficult to pull out in a movie this length. You still need to wor... reviewed December 25, 2005
Santa vs Easter Bunny by IAmTheRad Action
This was okay, but I think you could have done a lot more with the Santa/Easter Bunny rivalry - whatever story there is really fades away about two-thirds of the way through the flick and it degenerat... reviewed December 25, 2005
Over There by killerdude11 Action
Very good for a first flick - you've got a real command of the tools, and made very few technical mistakes (the changing backdrop in the driving scene, a couple of edits that could have been a little ... reviewed December 25, 2005
Timmys Christmas (30 seconds of bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
That was hilarious - I'm still wiping the tears out of my eyes, and laughing every time I think back on it. And it's the perfect length to attach to an email... They'll be Ho-Ho-Ho-ing around the off... reviewed December 25, 2005
The Fight for Christmas by cipheruzmad Action
Amusing flick with a nice message at the end and a heatwarming message to boot. Technically well done as well. Good job and good luck in the competition. reviewed December 25, 2005
HORROR OF CANNIBAL BEACH by Mogwa Horror
Roger Corman would be proud of this studio carrying on his legacy. At times a mixed bag, it was still pretty entertaining - I especially enjoyed the Plan 9 reference. Good work. reviewed December 25, 2005
Sonnet 18 by markusdragon Romance
Extemely well done - great matching of visuals to the words of the sonnet, and terrific and expressive pacing in the reading. Very, very nice job. reviewed December 24, 2005
Santa and the Resurrection by ozman69 Comedy
Clearly I'm gonna go to Hell for laughing at this, but it was pretty funny stuff. Good voice overs, nice editorial work, and a unique story. Very good work. Good luck in the competition. reviewed December 24, 2005
Christmas American Style (final) by cdmvirt Comedy
Solid thoughtful and thought-provoking flick - the sense of emptiness in both the narration and the visuals was stunning, with the presentation echoing the message. Fine job. Good luck in the competition. reviewed December 24, 2005
Baby Its Cold Outside by evillatenighttv Action
Pretty solid effort for a first film - the story was kinda creepy, and some of the tricks (like "Santa" changing into "Satan") were very cool and imaginative (and something that couldn't be done with ... reviewed December 24, 2005
Run Around The Bush by WorldPictures Horror
The lack on any narrative clues make this sometimes hard to follow, but visually it still has some eerie moments - the editing ranges from sloppy to tight, the music is well-used, and the story...well... reviewed December 24, 2005
Metro Life part 1 first cut by ghostmedia411 Action
Good set-up for the series - excellent VO work, combined with a very well-written narrative, make this a winner. reviewed December 24, 2005
Father Carpenters Nightmare by northmeister Horror
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Extremely well done slasher-type movie - at least as good as a lot of stuff being churned out in movie theaters. Good (albeit cliche'd) story, solid dialogue, good use of music, and outstanding editi...
reviewed December 24, 2005
Chronicles of a Time Traveller by friggles Sci-Fi
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Good first attempt and I think you've got a winner in the concept - I would have liked to have seen this first one wrapped up a little more definitively, so next episode you could move on to another e...
reviewed December 24, 2005
Lost In Space trek (Episode 1) by Devillist Sci-Fi
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Well done story that was hurt, a bit, by low modulation on the voice overs - at times the VOs were drowned out by the ambient sound effects. You might consider using a free program like Audacity to r...
reviewed December 24, 2005
The Book by Austin909 Action
Well made flick that leaves you hanging, waiting for more. The dialogue was well written, you did a good job with the music and the editing, and the story was solid, if a little bit short. Very nice... reviewed December 24, 2005
Whats In Your Wallet - A Christmas Tale by dh216832 Romance
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Excellent Christmas story - too bad this one can't be entered into the Christmas competition, because it truly is the best Christmas flick here - still, the sense of pride you must feel over this outs...
reviewed December 24, 2005
The Meeting 3 by TheWolfska Romance
I was, as you said, able to get the drift of the story, but I would have liked a little more than that, and without VO or even subtitles, that was impossible.. Technically the movie was good, and the... reviewed December 24, 2005
My Tree is Bigger Than Yours by Deikon Comedy
The Christmas tree thing was technically spectacular, and the script held more than a couple of laughs. Good job and good luck in the competition. reviewed December 23, 2005
Among Us trailer by Masquerade37 Sci-Fi
Very very nice trailer - definitely an intriguing-looking series and the trailer did a good job of setting it up. I'll be keeping my eyes open for the release of the first movie. Btw, there's really... reviewed December 23, 2005
Desperate Santa by ludakris617 Comedy
This was okay - had a couple of funny bits in it. Still could use some work editing it (some of the scenes went on a bit long) and the story could have been stronger. reviewed December 23, 2005
Gunsmoke On The Horizon by ludakris617 Action
Well, the good thing is that it was only a minute and a half long. Another plus was that half of the time the screen was so dark, you couldn't see anything anyway, so the effective length was only ab... reviewed December 23, 2005
The Other Place by Christinelynns25 Romance
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The ending was weak, but everything that came before it was great, and fully-worthy of 5 stars. The voice acting was almost uniformly excellent (slight technical problems aside), though I found the h...
reviewed December 23, 2005
Shinjuku Stories 1 by otiselevator Action
Excellent Yakuza flick - I've been waiting for somebody to do one here, and well, here we are. You hit the feel and flow of traditional Yakuza movies spot on - the writing was good, fine use of in-ga... reviewed December 23, 2005
Operation Santa Snatch by skarsten Action
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Very entertaining piece - good voice overs, excellent writing, the editing was tight, there was some funny stuff in there... Real good job.
reviewed December 23, 2005
Fiddler on the Roof by lilitalygarbler Action
Pretty solid story right up to the end (where it seemed to kind of lose touch with narrative reality....I don't care about the ghost, I'm more interested in the empty grave...), and all of my stars ar... reviewed December 23, 2005
Dark Snowflake by Yogurt_King Horror
This flick just totally creeped me out. The music, the imagery - very well done, but very unsettling. I sort of knew what was going on, but that became secondary to the whole of the film. Outstanding job. reviewed December 23, 2005
Hell Service - Christmas Special by Fuzion_Ent Horror
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The last Hell Service? Why that's...that's....just not fair! As always, Hell Service delivers - great editing, good stories, and always a few genuinely-spooky moments. I hate to see the series fade...
reviewed December 23, 2005
Making a Living by australianmoviemaker Action
Not a bad story, and some of the dialogue was first rate, but it was really confusing at times - the constantly changing hairstyles and hair colors of the actors (sometimes in mid-scene) made it diffi... reviewed December 23, 2005
The Blood List Trailer 2 by MFK88 Horror
Good trailer, a tease that didn't give anything away - the voice over was a little difficult to understand, because of the heavy reverb - anyway, nice job and I'll be keeping my eyes open for the movie. reviewed December 23, 2005
3 Minutes to Change the World by hero164 Action
I'm always impressed by those who use TMO to create something other than throwaway entertainment - as much as I don't necessarily agree with your points (I don't think we have the historical perspecti... reviewed December 23, 2005
gangster santa by thenakedmole Comedy
Not bad - the song was funny, and the visuals matched the music - the concept was amusing, if a little mindless, but hey, the world is full of mindless entertainment - this wasn't great, but it wasn't... reviewed December 23, 2005
Auto-Mo Dead! by sheephead Horror
Well done flick, with an interesting plot and good production values. The ending was a bit of a let down though - had it been stronger, I probably would have gone the full 5 stars, but it just seemed... reviewed December 23, 2005
Brunch of Doom 2 -Grandmas House by studproductions Comedy
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This movie...well, what can I say....it was certainly an...unexpected...uh...treat that I won't soon forget. If ever. Even if I try. Even after electroshock... Bravo. You've scarred me and made m...
reviewed December 23, 2005
1201 AM December 25th by DavidRK803 Comedy
Very funny stuff - some of it was laugh-outloud funny, not just "amusing" - very well done, and I liked what you did with the Christmas tree. Excellent job and good luck in the competition. reviewed December 23, 2005
The Student by wizallah2000 Action
This was a monumental effort, and you deserve a big pat on the back just for managing to crank out a 25 minute flick. The story was good, and the dialogue (what I could understand of it) was also goo... reviewed December 23, 2005
Jetgirl The Origins by cult_inc Sci-Fi
I've seen the Jetgirl banner in your sig in the forums, but never got around to checking it out - now I have and I'm glad I did - very well written, very funny (laughed outloud a couple of times)...al... reviewed December 23, 2005
Fighting Fate Part 1 by Tarthos Action
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Well written flick with a tight little story. Narration was very well written, and I might have even gone an extra star if you'd done VO (good VO, I mean) - not because I'm knocking the subtitles, bu...
reviewed December 23, 2005
Just Another Scream for Peace by robbieh Comedy
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Very nice flick, with a point that was well presented It's superbly edited, about the best I've seen here. Very good job and good luck in the competition.
reviewed December 23, 2005
The Maze Part I by hisstorymn Action
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Man, I really liked this flick - great story and excellent characterizations - and I very much liked the intro opening - it was very well done. Gonna be bookmarking the studio so I can remember to lo...
reviewed December 23, 2005
Ya mom by Jumshaid Comedy
This was a funny bank flick - I mean, it was about a bank, right? I'm sure everyone including bank people will enjoy it....Not a bad first flick overall - I the final few seconds was a bit gratuitous... reviewed December 23, 2005
Santa brings a very merry christmas to all by derbyrams Comedy
This was an amusing story (I especially enjoyed the last bit) but the piece was really hurt by the bad voice overs. You might try getting a free audio editor like Audacity that would let you record y... reviewed December 23, 2005
Ashley Porter in Operation Kringle by suedenim Action
The Ashley Porter movies are always a good watch, always well-written and well produced, and this was no exception. Excellent work. reviewed December 23, 2005
Joes Christmas Wish by SirDrakeX Comedy
Very nice work - and you're rocketing up the charts for the best worst singing award - cleverly written and produced..the few minor technical glitches didn't detract in any way from a funny and well done flick. reviewed December 23, 2005
George Saddam episode 2 by Colonel Cuthers Comedy
Hilarious - right down to the howl at the end. Great job. reviewed December 23, 2005
Edgar Allen Poes - The Telltale Heart by justin_in_bangor Horror
Amazing flick - I don't know what I was expecting...a Poe adaptation with these tools seemed to be a rocky hill to climb - surprisingly enough, you pulled it off. Even knowing the story well, I felt ... reviewed December 23, 2005
How The Glinch Scrooged Christmas by justin_in_bangor Comedy
As usual from Evil Monkey, this is some very funny stuff - probably too twisted for LH's competition, but we'll see...I do have to say that was one sappy version of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas", th... reviewed December 23, 2005
Santa-His Life by Juno100 Romance
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Very cute and funny - like one of the other reviewers said, I would have liked to have seen it run a little longer, have a few more incidents from Kringle's life. This was a great idea, though. I ve...
reviewed December 23, 2005
metallic horror from the chaos dimension by mendipbus Horror
Random and uninteresting. No pacing, no character development, just basically empty marionettes on the screen. Technically it was...okay...without being good, so you get an extra star for that. reviewed December 21, 2005
Dangerous Day by pokii Action
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My understanding of German was good enough to get most of the subtitles, and the story basically told itself visually - this was excellent, and what made it so was the final minute or two - up to that...
reviewed December 21, 2005
Far into the Darkness by olgoat Action
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Good noir is hard to write - it's a very, very fine line between the real thing and parody. This stayed on the right side of that line. Excellent. The writing was first-rate and technically it was ...
reviewed December 21, 2005
Never Forget redux by humdogma Action
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This is a sensitive subject, as well it should be, and you handled it skillfully. The fear is always that this kind of flick is going to revel in the violent acts themselves, rather in the human trag...
reviewed December 21, 2005
Alien Territory by Horvat Sci-Fi
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Very well done science fiction - it was long enough that there was some character development, the story was very well plotted, the dialgue was well written, the music was very appropriate to the scen...
reviewed December 21, 2005
Evil Monkeys Christmas Gift to You by justin_in_bangor Horror
This was fun and...well, okay, it did give me a start. A little one, okay! reviewed December 21, 2005
Jacks Diary - Trailer by cult_inc Horror
Good setup - I'm hoping the delivery is just as compelling. reviewed December 20, 2005
The Ins and Outs by Jahoclave Action
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Moody and atmospheric, which is a terrific combination - and that doesn't even take into account the solid and appropriate voice over, the fascinating plot, and the use of a word that I've only read i...
reviewed December 20, 2005
Iron City Chronicles 1 by shamsael Horror
Excellent - and very refreshing to see something unique. I'm looking forward to the next part of the story. reviewed December 20, 2005
Traitor General by kinesis916 Sci-Fi
Very well done flick - good storyline, adapted or not, and very well executed. Good mix of action, dialogue, and characterization. Decent use of the in-game music as well. Good job. reviewed December 20, 2005
Dead by squiggy99 Horror
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Fine, atmospheric piece - well plotted, well told. I'm anxious to see what happens next. Very good job
reviewed December 20, 2005
Hulk Hogan vs Gorillas From Outer Space by Eugenet Comedy
A fine absurdist comedy - I was a little worried when I fired it up that 22 minutes was going to be just too much, but it went by quickly. Very good job. reviewed December 20, 2005
Symbiont Uprising by denzil85 Sci-Fi
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Good concept, but you probably should have spent a little more time with it - many of the subtitles went by way too fast and the ending was very abrupt. Still it was hardly the worst thing I've seen ...
reviewed December 20, 2005
To Bind a Broken Heart by Masquerade37 Romance
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It's amazing what people can come up with - on the face of it, a nine minute flick with no dialogue or subtitles would be a total waste of time - in this case of this flick, it was a well-told story t...
reviewed December 20, 2005
Night Of The Dead by darkstar13601 Horror
Nicely done - the story showed good pacing, and I was glad to see you spend a little time with the characters at the beginning before the horror began - solid editing, good use of music - and "Maybe t... reviewed December 20, 2005
The 10th Planet by eddyryan Sci-Fi
Very nicely done. The voice work was good, the story had a nice rhythm, and you left us hanging, wanting more. Excellent job. reviewed December 20, 2005
The Life of Elliott Thomas by JPaterson000 Action
This was okay, but I feel like you could have done a lot more with the idea (or shortened it considerably) - the extremely long flashback scenes really diminished the project considerably, giving it a... reviewed December 20, 2005
Tracker Part 1 by jsmith0316 Sci-Fi
This was a very well-plotted and well written piece - and an intriguing kickoff to your series. There were a couple of real continuity problems (hair color changing, lighting changing) which you prob... reviewed December 20, 2005
Mindless Violence Part I by NephilimNexus Action
Well, I don't agree with the theory and this was the perfect example of why I don't agree with the theory. There was nothing here. Hollow dolls moving on the screen (feel free to use that as the tit... reviewed December 20, 2005
Lupi Maximi by diamondhammer Horror
As a horror movie, it's a total failure - from that failure, however, somes a sort of absurdest-comedy. Not a great one, but not a total waste of time either. You could definitely use a little more ... reviewed December 20, 2005
Beer Goggles by mkbranon Comedy
This was technically very proficient, but I really didn't find the story all that funny - a couple of amusing lines, but that was about it. I could see what was supposed to be funny...but it just was... reviewed December 20, 2005
Good Idea-Bad Idea Deneument by Deikon Comedy
This is one of my favorite series here, and this one doesn't disappoint - yeah, it was hilarious - yeah, the editing, pacing, and voice acting were excellent - blah blah blah - what I really want is y... reviewed December 20, 2005
K7 - Episode II by Markana Sci-Fi
Very, very well-done piece - the voice overs were excellent, music was good, editing was very well done, nice flow - if I have any complaint at all (and it's not something I can gig you for in the rat... reviewed December 20, 2005
INVASION-EARTH PT 1 by RALLTD Sci-Fi
This wasn't a bad flick at all - good feel for the characters, good pacing, at times very good use of music and visuals, and an atypical ending. I do have one suggestion, though - don't put your subt... reviewed December 20, 2005
Home Intruders by stonecold_redneck Sci-Fi
Good little science fiction flick - it could probably use more character/character development for it to feel more like a movie and less like a series of incidents, but it was nicely made and you clea... reviewed December 20, 2005
-PSYCHOTIC MEMORIES- by criMlord Horror
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Very moody, almost dreamlike flick - and you caught me by surprise with the ending. Great visuals, good voice-over, and an interesting approach to the problem. Very well done.
reviewed December 19, 2005
Escape by GrogTheDwarf Action
Tight little war piece - probably could have paid a little more attention to the props and the costumes, but that can get6 away from you if you're not careful. Story was good, use of music was okay, ... reviewed December 19, 2005
Mob Stories (Pilot) by valerd Action
Well-plotted little morality play - the storyline was very strong, the dialogue was good, you were spot-on with the editing and the use of music. And it was entertaining. Very good job. reviewed December 19, 2005
Das Trio-Der Bankraub by philnate Comedy
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Funny little flick about the most inept criminals I've seen in a TMO movie yet. Well paced, some good ideas, well edited, and funny. Good job.
reviewed December 19, 2005
OMG1! My Space!!1! by JumpyMonky Comedy
This was pretty funny stuff - and a lot of it's familiar from almost 20 years of being online - you definitely nailed it. Good job. reviewed December 19, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-One) by StevenKreg Action
Technically this was outstanding, and I can't even fault you for the writing, pacing, use of music, or voice overs. Everything from a content standpoint is flawless. The problem is, I'm just not sur... reviewed December 19, 2005
Dakota Law by Silence42 Action
Pretty good western yarn - something for me to watch while I wait for the second season of Deadwood to come out on DVD - I was a little confused by the disappearing body. Not sure what the story was ... reviewed December 19, 2005
What Is Paradise by guyguy Comedy
Very funny - definitely a different take on the afterlife - the pacing and flow was good, it was well-edited - I have to gig you a star for the voice-overs - not because the accents were difficult to ... reviewed December 19, 2005
The Last Dragon (Reprisal) by capemedia Action
I'm not a big fan of chop-socky movies, and when you started out with the fight scenes, I was dreading the next nine minutes of the piece - but it turned into a well-written, well-paced action thrille... reviewed December 19, 2005
Revenge of Space Cowboy by arend Sci-Fi
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This was offbeat and funny - well written, well-edited, and a few of the gags were hilarious. I hope we'll be seeing more of Space Cowboy in the future.
reviewed December 19, 2005
The Jihad Before Christmas by herr_lipp Comedy
Very funny stuff, and your Michael Jackson was frighteningly realistic looking. Definitely my pick of all the Christmas movies I've seen so far. reviewed December 19, 2005
The End of the Road by Gunslinger19 Horror
A tired genre, and unfortunately you didn't do anything with this piece to wake it up. On the other hand, I can't fault you too much - you executed it competently (which is better than most) and you ... reviewed December 19, 2005
Shadowscare by Epic94 Horror
I'm really not sure what I just watched - during the first half, I was completely lost since I couldn't read the subtitles fast enough to get any idea of what was going on. When the subtitles slowed ... reviewed December 19, 2005
Pathetic Betrayal by nzsteel Sci-Fi
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Funny stuff - the voice overs were hilarious (both in terms of much of the dialogue and in their...uh...execution), it flowed well, the editing was solid. I got a good laugh out of it.
reviewed December 19, 2005
The keeper by gilga Horror
Excellent, thought-provoking piece - well edited, well written, nice sense of pacing and flow - I'm extremely impressed. Very good job. reviewed December 19, 2005
Once Upon A Night by rlgoodrich Romance
Well, ya did it for the wife, so that's it's own reward, right? Anyway, this was a solid flick, well-written, well-paced, with very good dialogue and good use of music. The women's gigantic busts ad... reviewed December 19, 2005
Saddled by tangled Romance
Not a bad little flick - the editing was a little rocky sometimes, but not enough to totally ruin things - good plot, very good use of the in-game music. I felt the ending was a little abrupt (someth... reviewed December 19, 2005
On Empty Space by Esch Sci-Fi
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I don't know how "epic" this was, but once I knew what was going on, I got a good laugh out of it. Pretty well done, nice use of the old sci-fi sets and costumes, and a great punchline. Nice job.
reviewed December 19, 2005
Visions of Johanna by Gutts Romance
The romance genre isn't my thing, but you did a great job with this one - strongly-drawn characters, well-written dialogue, a good balance of the different locales, well-chosen music - a couple of edi... reviewed December 19, 2005
A Date With Santa by TheIcen1974 Romance
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Who knew that Santa was such a well-rounded jolly old soul - the concept of this movie was kind of creepy on a lot of levels, but it was such a bizarre idea and it was executed so well that I couldn't...
reviewed December 19, 2005
Invasion of the santas by brandonW Comedy
Not a bad little Christmas movie - I felt the ending kind of wrapped things up a little quickly, but I liked it - just not an ending that really fit the rest of the piece. Otherwise, it was competent... reviewed December 19, 2005
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Jonomunch Comedy
Definitely funny stuff - well edited, amusing story, and good choice of music (well, what else were you going to use for a soundtrack?) Nice work. reviewed December 19, 2005
The Seane Steele Chronicles Head Colision by om_shanti Action
Superior spy thriller - great visuals, great story, well-written dialogue - excellent work reviewed December 19, 2005
Out of the wood 6 by samuel68 Action
I loved the idea, and the execution was very good - you definitely got the feel of the Avengers in this piece - as you have indicated, you have some continuity problems, and there are some less-than-i... reviewed December 19, 2005
Barrack in Dreamland II-The Return Pt 1 by jtwilliamson19 Action
This was excellent - it was very well written, with a great story and terrific dialogue - I didn't see the first part, but got situated with the story within a minute or two. Very nice editing, good ... reviewed December 19, 2005
The Definition of a Killer by stewedplacebo Horror
The story seemed to run out of steam about two-thirds of the way through - up until then, it looked like it might be a solid betrayal/revenge flick - but things just wrapped up kinda quick. The editi... reviewed December 19, 2005
Apes A Poppin by Esch Action
This was okay - some bizarre elements (intentional or otherwise) - and the ending left a lot to be desired. However, it being a monkey film, I laughed out loud at the banana peel trap, so I'll give y... reviewed December 19, 2005
Eat Me by windsor Horror
Well done horror piece - good mood, well shot, and the music was appropriate. reviewed December 18, 2005
Last Patrol of 68 by scorch6744 Action
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Very ambitious piece, that was marred by a few technical problems. The editing was good in some sections (the ending, a couple of the battle scenes) and a little shakey in others (most of the other b...
reviewed December 18, 2005
War Of The Heart by jackalbane Romance
This was a nicely done little piece - the scenes in the saloon worked a whole lot better than the brief wartime interlude, but since it's a romance movie, I guess that was most important. Good editin... reviewed December 18, 2005
Alone by eggshine Horror
I saw the ending coming about halfway through the flick - probably would have been more effective if you'd cut the last line, to give it that deja-vu feel. Otherwise, this was very nicely edited and ... reviewed December 18, 2005
Vampire Justice vs The Santa Crooks by brandonW Horror
I kind of liked this flick - it wasn't anything special, but it moved along pretty well - the ending ruined it for me, though - it was really flat and didn't give the payoff that I was hoping for. reviewed December 18, 2005
Charlie The Chicken by Fedaredan Comedy
Very well done - funny, well edited, and the voice acting was superb. You made the right choice - music would have hurt this piece. reviewed December 18, 2005
Ask Aunt Mary (Part 2) by Raveler1 Romance
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Very well made, good voice acting - the "imagining the party" scene worked well in breaking up what was essentially a talking-heads piece. You might want to consider adapting the "radio play" (of sor...
reviewed December 18, 2005
A Holiday Message from the Democrats by Subjunctive Comedy
This was a fairly entertaining satire. reviewed December 18, 2005
Adventures of Yuedar Pt2 by rocky541 Sci-Fi
Decent story, some real nice editing - some of the subtitles were very hard to read, and others flew by pretty fast, so I'm not sure I quite understood everything - still, an enjoyable 9 minutes. reviewed December 18, 2005
A normal day by supremacy_productions Comedy
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That was pretty...demented. And the more I think about it, the funnier I find it. In fact, I just bumped it to a fifth star because I'm still laughing.
reviewed December 16, 2005
The Capelli Brothers - Vol 1 by xxxDudexxx Action
Nicely executed mob flick - I especially liked the narration - had a very good hard-boiled feel to it. Nice non-linear style, too, and excellent choice of camera angles and scenes. Good work. reviewed December 16, 2005
Happy Halloween ! by JKjunior Horror
Good mood and atmosphere for a horror flick, and a nice twist ending - I also have to commend you for the use of music - combined with the visuals, it created an excellent level of tension. Very nice. reviewed December 16, 2005
Welcome to America Documentary by upsidedown2 Comedy
This flick was a real gallop. Very well written, nice use of custom backdrops, appropriate music - I found myself sitting there, watching the images as the speed-rap of the frenzied voice-over washed... reviewed December 16, 2005
The Curver by mdizzog Comedy
Technically it was about a 3-star production, but some of the writing was pretty funny, so you get an extra star for wit. reviewed December 16, 2005
Wars makes Freedom by bountdoom Action
Good story, but the execution needs some work - some of the editing was a little off, the subtitles could have used some proofreading, and there was one mind-blowing anachronism when Sgt. Mello was ch... reviewed December 16, 2005
The Goodbye by Driscoll Romance
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Very nicely done, even more so since you used no voices or subtitles - pure visual storytelling at its best. Outstanding.
reviewed December 16, 2005
007 Take On Me - Trailer (Official) by Raptor007 Action
Very well done trailer - in and out, and whets the appetite for the coming flick. reviewed December 16, 2005
White Diamonds Volume Two by traffik1520 Action
Good episode in the series - I liked the fact that you had showed some of the backstory at the beginning, rather than just have the characters rehash it through dialogue. Use of sets was good, the tw... reviewed December 15, 2005
In The Dark by castlenaze Horror
This was a superior horror flick - very unnerving, great use of music and visuals, and the voice-over, though a little low sometimes, contributed greatly to the final effect. The ending caught me by ... reviewed December 15, 2005
We Are Restless by denzell Horror
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I very much enjoyed this movie - the music chosen was excellent, there was a strong sense of mood and atmosphere, the writing was superb, and the story very solid - there were a couple of editing glit...
reviewed December 15, 2005
The Lost Beach Special Edition by Ace_24 Action
This flick was okay - not a whole lot to it, but you did a few nice things with the editing and the choice of music was appropriate to the action. Could probably be improved with some additional mate... reviewed December 15, 2005
A Time To Kill by richegroover Action
Very solid effort that pushes the limits of what can be done with the software. Strong story, good choice of music and sound effects, tight editing - a couple of subtitles that went by too fast to ca... reviewed December 15, 2005
Message From The Past - A Tribute by kaleetomey Action
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Excellent stuff - the few audio problems (default sound effects in scenes drowning out the radio broadcast) didn't detract from a well thought-out idea, brilliantly executed. Fully deserving of all t...
reviewed December 15, 2005
Hell Service - The Cheat by Fuzion_Ent Horror
Pretty creepy (in a good way) little flick - I remember watching the trailer and thinking it might make a cool series - this wasn't perfect - there were a couple of nasty edits - but the story was sol... reviewed December 15, 2005
The Lab by CharlieChaplin Sci-Fi
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For a short flick, this was outstanding - you actually managed to cram a decent beginning-middle-end story into two minutes - something I wouldn't have thought possible, and certainly not a plot of th...
reviewed December 14, 2005
Rock of the Marne by Angelo_Santino Action
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Excellent - this is probably the best use of the war/battle animations and scenes that I've seen. The lack of music until close to the end really enhance it, and the Third ID sstand in 2nd Marne is e...
reviewed December 14, 2005
Origins by FatherJames Comedy
Technically this was okay, but mockery of any point of view isn't especially funny, so if it was a comedy, it failed for me. The stars are for the presentation. reviewed December 14, 2005
Stone Jones by humdogma Action
No beginning, no middle, no end - this wasn't really a movie - it was at best a couple of scenes from a movie, the beginning or end of a longer, better movie. It was technically competent, you did som... reviewed December 14, 2005
Friday the Halloween Nightmare by 1solitaryman Comedy
Technically this was proficient enough, but there really didn't seem to be much there - I thought it was going to be a teen horror spoof, and in some ways it was, but it didn't show a lot of wit - if ... reviewed December 14, 2005
The Bird! by UrinatingTree Comedy
Certainly the best chicken movie around - it had a few technical problems, but hey, it's a chicken movie. reviewed December 14, 2005
Heroes of war by xAcEx Action
Not bad - story held together pretty well, the dialogue was pretty good (though you should probably either proofread or have somebody else take a look at your rough cut and proof your subtitles before... reviewed December 14, 2005
Triple Switch by cipheruzmad Romance
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Not a big romantic comedy fan, but this was very well done, with skillful writing and editing. Very enjoyable and a good job.
reviewed December 14, 2005
The 4 Pains of ChristmasTrailer by Bobmomento Comedy
Not a bad little trailer - I would have liked to have gotten a better feel for what the movie was like from it, but it was intriguing enough to make me want to take a look at the flick when it's released reviewed December 14, 2005
The Day of Endless Night II by bobcat1986 Horror
Not a whole lot to like about this piece - it was adequately made, but there wasn't much to it. Since you're still learning how to use the software, it's not a huge problem - as you become more profi... reviewed December 13, 2005
The Truce of 1914 by augie64 Action
As I said in my review of the black and white version, it's a great piece, whether in black and white or in color. Can't say any more than I said then, except great job! reviewed December 13, 2005
The Withdraw by flawless_ Action
I'll give you three stars since it was technically proficient and good for what it was - and a star for the story, which was kind of limited. It didn't really say anything, if you know what I mean. ... reviewed December 13, 2005
The Brooklynite Part 1 by scorch6744 Action
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Excellent start to the series - great character development, nice use of sound effects, deliberate pacing...a really fine flick. One suggestion, though - either go with voice acting if you can or tur...
reviewed December 13, 2005
Dark Nights by Erandir Action
As I said in my review of Part 4, this is definitely the best of the series so far - yes, the plot heavily borrows from Underworld, but it's still very stylish and has an excellent mood and setting - ... reviewed December 13, 2005
The Grammar Police by Emotep Sci-Fi
Hilarious, great production values - just watching it made me feel 133t! Great job! reviewed December 13, 2005
Attack of the One Star Ninjas! by zombieeye Comedy
Pretty funny stuff - good dialogue and voice-overs, nice technique and flow. reviewed December 13, 2005
The Rotten Game by CowBear Action
Great flick! Good strong story, very well presented - very good voice over work - the music was appropriate, and the editing was solid (I might have trimmed a couple of scenes, but that's just person... reviewed December 13, 2005
Suburban Werewolf by Backzlash Horror
This is an amusing little piece - the idea was solid, and some of the dialogue was pretty funny - I also enjoyed the "thoughts" of the characters, though I think you could have expanded on it a little... reviewed December 13, 2005
Biohazard by thejester005 Horror
Good stream-of-consciousness dialogue/voice over - pretty good use of atmosphere and mood - some of the cuts were a little shakey - maybe a couple of fades would have worked rather than straight cuts.... reviewed December 13, 2005
Dirty Rider by smokeycat Action
Good voice acting, a tight little story - the editing could use some tightening up, but it's already short, so editing down what you've got would have left you with a 1 minute movie - maybe tightening... reviewed December 13, 2005
Alpha Male-Part 1 1of2 by StaalDK Comedy
There was something just plain likeable about this flick - it wasn't the most technically proficient thing I've seen, and the plot was pretty simple as well...maybe it was the strong sense of characte... reviewed December 12, 2005
Operation New Earth pt 2 by lostwolfnesbit Sci-Fi
Decent and ambitious story, hurt by a few technical problems... Some of the scenes go on a bit too long - you should probably tighten it up and "cut to the chase" in a few places, i.e. Captain making... reviewed December 12, 2005
Dark Nights Episode 4 by Erandir Action
Went back and watched the other three to give a fair review of this ep... Frankly, the series seems to be on a downhill slide - the first ep was easily the best - it had mood and atmosphere - as the ... reviewed December 12, 2005
The Town That Died by Chewbot Action
That was....unexpected. Good voice over work, well edited, and a different kind of story. I watched the first two-thirds admiring the handle you had on the western genre and then...well, you wandere... reviewed December 12, 2005
The Reanimator by rolandhulme Horror
Very solid first effort - decent pacing, and a nice addition to the Re-Animator mythos (Herbie West, the Early Years) - editing might have been a little tighter, but sometimes you go with what you've ... reviewed December 12, 2005
The Steel Maiden by Jiyuujin Sci-Fi
Nearly flawless - if a flick is going to be long, it had better have the goods to keep the viewers attention from beginning to end, and this one certainly did. You used the time for story, not just t... reviewed December 11, 2005
Games Review 2012 edition by dubblehellox Comedy
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An original idea that was marred by sometimes incomprehensible voice-overs. Still the Duke Nukem reference was funny and GTP: Hoboken was hilarious. Make me laugh and I can overlook a lot of over-mo...
reviewed December 11, 2005
Alone (Part1) by BradPitt Action
Excellent use of music, well-edited, and a good story. My only complaint, and I can't deduct for it, is that you apparently used some kind of German to English translation software for the subtitles,... reviewed December 11, 2005
The Life Chaotic by fantavet Action
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You wanted chaotic, you got chaotic. From about the mid-point on, sets and actions seemed to be really arbitrary, and sucked the whole movie down the rat hole. Basically 2-star material, when all wa...
reviewed December 11, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Very funny stuff, imaginatively done, and a great way to get your point across. Go, man, go! reviewed December 11, 2005
Butterfield Eight And A Half by TheMGMKid1 Romance
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There's a lot to like about this flick, including some nice mood shots, good choice of music, and a lead actress that's amusingly reminiscent of young Elizabeth Taylor...on the other hand, I would hav...
reviewed December 11, 2005
likeILIVANT by mory2000 Horror
Well-written original story, interesting structure, good use of music, pretty good voice-overs, and an unexpected twist at the end. What's not to like? Obviously nothing, since I'm giving you 5 star... reviewed December 11, 2005
No means No by JackRabbit Horror
Technically it's probably a 4-ish star production, but I'm coughing up five stars because you used entertainment software to address a problem not at all entertaining. It's a rarity to see a flick he... reviewed December 11, 2005
What if Santa Claus Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
I got a laugh out of this flick - especially the "He sees you when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake" part, since I always found that sort of sinister anyway. Technically proficient, the S... reviewed December 11, 2005
Revenge of the Smurf by privateer Comedy
A lot more entertaining than any other contact I've had with the world of the Smurfs - technically excellent (how the hell did you do that wipe?), good use of music, and a tight, funny script. Very nice. reviewed December 11, 2005
Holocaust in meinem Haus Adieu Berlin! by Munz Comedy
I have to give you 4-stars for creativity, your hilarious opening and closing "music", and what sounded like some kind of mock-Russian that the Russian soldiers were speaking - the voice-over problems... reviewed December 11, 2005
The Truce of 1914 by augie64 Action
Color or black & white, it's a terrific little piece - my only suggestion is if you do further b&w projects, you probably want to see how the title background works with the titles - I know this is a ... reviewed December 11, 2005
In It Together by Cimmerz Action
I very much liked the flow and feel of this story - it was original and well-written, the action was realistic rather than theatrical, the music was unique and well-chosen, and the voice-overs, when I... reviewed December 10, 2005
Nosferatu eine Symphonie des Graunes by tbirdt94 Horror
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Nice reversal of the usual vampire story - like Daninsky, I'm a big Nosferatu fan, and I was pleased to see that you didn't use subtitles for dialogue. The fades between every scene were a little unn...
reviewed December 10, 2005
Nothing But Red by kaipan Horror
Excellent - a scary short story brought perfectly to life. The suspense built steadily to the shock ending. Fine use of music, voice-overs, and editing - with some custom camera-shots. A very comme... reviewed December 10, 2005
Conscience by FraasMovies Action
Great use of special effects, voice over fit the character (though I didn't understand a lot of what he was saying) and excellent use of music. Impressive reviewed December 10, 2005
Zombies in New York by thebadboymc Horror
This was pretty good overall, and very good for a first film. You might want to tighten up the pacing considerably, by cutting down on scene length. Some of them just go on too long. In this kind of... reviewed December 10, 2005
Bad Day by castlenaze Comedy
I got a kick out of this - it wasn't laugh-outloud funny, but it was amusing and entertaining. Probably some of the gags could have been cut down a bit, to make room for more, but overall I really di... reviewed December 10, 2005
My trip through feminism by Aphroditestudio Romance
A well laid-out subjective piece, and a very personal piece, unlike much of what one sees here. The visuals and voice-over were technically competant, and didn't get in the way of what you were sayin... reviewed December 10, 2005
Super Chicken by kaleetomey Action
I'm sorry. You clearly put a fair amount of work into this piece, but without subtitles, it just doesn't work. There were times when I thought I had a pretty good idea of what was going on, but then... reviewed December 10, 2005
Blood Money 2 Caught in a Net by warpedrevolution Action
Very good flick, tight editing, good use of music - my only complaint is that some of the subtitles flew by a little fast (probably due to the tightness of the cutting) so I probably missed some of th... reviewed December 10, 2005
Duckman 2 by captainova Comedy
Duckman has changed how I look at movies! My only regret is that his Bunny nemesis didn't survive the deadly "3 Ways To Fight" to remain a thorn in Duckman's...uh....feathers... Good job! reviewed December 10, 2005
John Corder - True Crime New York by Bonn_Coorp Action
Solid effort - I can look past the subtitle problems, since you're doing a whole lot better than I'd do with German subtitles - the story could have been a little stronger though - once you revealed w... reviewed December 10, 2005
Forbidden Passion by Beery1 Romance
Good piece - nice flow, editing was pretty much on the mark with the soundtrack, and I agree with you, voice-overs were both unnecessary, and probably would have hurt the film. Something different, a... reviewed December 10, 2005
Eine Unter Einer Million by sarek13 Romance
My German isn't quite good enough to have understood all of the subtitles, but the story-telling was visual enough that I was able to understand the plot, and get most of the text - definitely a good ... reviewed December 10, 2005
The Author who really wasnt by sparrowtm Horror
This flick was very, very well done - strong story, excellent pacing, effective and believable voice-overs, and some terrific use of custom backdrops and titles. The only place I can fault it is the ... reviewed December 10, 2005
Dead of Night by Scottus Horror
Wow! This is without doubt the best flick I've seen here. Editing, voice acting, pacing, effects - I know it was a monumental job, but you managed to carry it out almost flawlessly (and what flaws ... reviewed December 10, 2005
The Blue and The Red II Final Edition by northmeister Action
Excellent! Opening was great, to get those who hadn't seen the first part up to speed - editing was tight for the most part (a few of the later scenes could have been shortened/more cuts within scene... reviewed December 10, 2005
Cold Steele by FatherJames Action
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I was watching, thinking 3 stars, maybe 4 - use of music was good, solid story, characters were fairly well defined, dialogue could use some tightening...and then wham, two-thirds of the way through, ...
reviewed December 10, 2005
Red Ninja Fights For Honor (and cash) by Rikonius Action
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I haven't seen any of the other Red Ninja flicks, but this was fun and made me laugh - only a couple of the jokes were kind of...flat. Overall an amusing action comedy - I'll be looking for more Red ...
reviewed December 9, 2005
Lord of the Galaxy by Necramonium Sci-Fi
This is real close to a 5-star flick. Good use of sound, a solid story - a couple of scenes went on a little too long, and could have used some judicious trimming, but still a very strong effort that... reviewed December 9, 2005
A Time To Kill - Teaser 1 by richegroover Action
Not a bad little teaser, but the 45 seconds of action after the credits didn't really give me a good feel for what the upcoming movie was going to be like - still intriguing enough to bookmark the stu... reviewed December 9, 2005
McGarnicle by mobnick Action
Not quite a good as McGarnicle 2, but still pretty solid - subtitles were kind of painful to read, though, and some of them slipped by while I was trying to figure out what they said, but I got the gi... reviewed December 9, 2005
McGarnicle 2 by mobnick Action
Excellent tough-cop flick - great use of music, strong storyline, about as close to a "real" cop-out-for-revenge movie as you can get. reviewed December 9, 2005
Accident in Love - TRAILER by LukeMcFly Romance
Romance isn't my genre of choice, but the trailer makes it look like you've got the pieces to do a solid romantic flick. reviewed December 9, 2005
Counter-Strike Urban Assault by 00DarkMaker7 Action
Okay little action piece - could probably be improved with a little more "story" to the story, which would require some subtitles and character interaction. Expanding it and using this segment as the... reviewed December 9, 2005
Space King Vs Senator Syx by mlmcmull Sci-Fi
One of the better science fictions flicks I've seen here. Good use of costumes, interesting subtitle changes for the different characters (though sometimes they were a bit off and in some of the acti... reviewed December 9, 2005
Uninvited by hellman119 Horror
Good mood, nice use of flashback for the killer's "motivation", good editing. It's hard to do a long film, and you did a fairly good job of it. I'll echo the comment that some of the subtitles went ... reviewed December 9, 2005