JPaterson000
Number of Movies: 7
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.71

Number of Movies Reviewed: 32
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 1
Average Rating Given: 4.09
 
Movies Released by JPaterson000
Forest Lake Episode 2 Horror
Part two in the five part seasons. James sets on his mission to find the man responsible, and in the process comes across one of the man's lackeys. More information is revealed, and a battle ensues. posted June 24, 2006
Forest Lake Episode 1 Horror
The first in a five part series. James Geffen is a troubled man. A man whose wife was killed by a mysterious man. As a result of the devastation, James has been transformed into a bum, who drinks a... posted June 18, 2006
The Life of Elliott Thomas Action
This is my first action movie, and just two notes: 1) I purposely had the star in his uniform at times. Because The Movies doesn't allow you to do flashback scenes, or switch color on the fly, I tri... posted December 17, 2005
An Open Letter to The Movies Community Action
This movie is a joke, similar to other ones you'll find. However, instead of badmouthing Lionhead and complaining about bugs and crap you find in all games, this is the opposite. It pokes fun at the... posted December 12, 2005
The Shack The Horror Within Horror
The Shack: The Horror Within is the second movie in the series. Our three characters, upon arriving at the cottage at the end of the last movie, are sitting around talking, when all of a sudden, a po... posted December 9, 2005
The Shack The Beginning Horror
Just released from Paterson Pictures, "The Shack: The Beginning" is the first movie in a brand new horror series. A married couple and their best friend decide to go on a vacation. Getting a great d... posted December 8, 2005
The Robot Kings Revenge Sci-Fi
This is my first movie. A little convulated, and not the best, but it was more of a practice go for me. posted December 7, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by JPaterson000
Brave Farts by apasas Action
A little slow getting started, but once the battle between the two sides began, it got pretty funny. Personally, I didn't like the voice of the prime minister, but I know you what you were going for,... reviewed July 1, 2006
Strang Things are Happening by thejoe8pizza Comedy
That was just stupid. It had its moments, but the dialogue was too stupid, even considering the context of the movie. Some of the VO's seemed to run into each other as well. The movie references we... reviewed July 1, 2006
Car Accident by Metropolis Romance
Good concept, good execution. The first driving scene, when she first leaves the library, had a static background, but an honest mistake. An actual good, long movie that doesn't need voiceovers. Bu... reviewed July 1, 2006
Time Twister by MrAllison Sci-Fi
Meh. Interesting plot, could work as a movie, but as a trailer it's just kind of dumb. The whole Nazi thing has been done. Repeatedly. As I said, looks like it could be interesting, and the dialog... reviewed July 1, 2006
Guardians Of Evil 2 Lunchtime by BobbyWadd1 Sci-Fi
I'm not a huge fan of sci-fi movies (real or Movies movies), but this was pretty good. Nice story, nice music choices, good subtitles. I liked the set props and decorations. Overall good movie. reviewed July 1, 2006
Burning Hatred by Harthacnut Action
Twenty-six minutes? My god, man! At least it was a fairly decent twenty-six minutes. The pacing was good, and the story was good, but it had quite a few problems. Mainly that annoying sound that r... reviewed June 25, 2006
UNCLE DA VINCIS FABULOUS CODE! by turboghost Horror
That was stupid. I'd ask what the hell it was, but I laughing so hard at the absurdity of it. Great flick. I just love these kind of weird, strange things, so you're getting a five. Expand on it a... reviewed June 25, 2006
ICE-513 by MFK88 Action
Very good. Excellent. Insert other words. One of the better moves on TMO. It was a very clever mystery, and the title just drew me right in. While I don't understand a whole lot of German, the vo... reviewed June 25, 2006
Robodog in a Tube by TheMaskedman Sci-Fi
The title threw me at first, making it sound like some crappy, throw-together-in-two-minutes flick. But it was actually pretty good. Great camera work in the final fight. reviewed June 25, 2006
Society Lost by halobob Romance
The script seemed to be really well done, and your voiceovers were just great. A lot of twists and turns, which I liked. The only problem is the editing, which could've used a bit of work. But clea... reviewed June 18, 2006
The Six Shooter by penfjj Action
It's fairly good, but I have one question: in the wild west, why does one of the gang members walk into the saloon carrying a machine gun? Also, a few, but not many, continuity problems, namely the f... reviewed June 18, 2006
Encounter at sigma nine by Wishfullthinker Comedy
Funny movie. Good use of S&E's new features. The editing could've been a little better, but the general production of it was great. reviewed June 18, 2006
Death of the Cowardly Chicken by ator3098 Romance
Very funny, very well produced. One of the better comedies on the site. reviewed June 18, 2006
Sketch! Trailer by directorpi Comedy
Nice trailer. I look forward to the actual series. reviewed June 16, 2006
Secrets of a Killer Zombie by Triplelithiumstudios Horror
Not a bad movie, but there are too plot holes. Except for that, it is a good horror movie, with scenes that flow great and good editing. However, why do two friends both carry hunting knives at all ... reviewed December 20, 2005
George Bush in The Greatest American Hero by studproductions Action
Featured Review
The story was good, the editing was good, and the subtitles, while jumpy, were easily readable and didn't move or change too quick. I subtract one star for the simple fact that George W. Bush never h...
reviewed December 20, 2005
Charlie The Chicken by Fedaredan Comedy
Hilarious. The acting was just superb, and if you had used more of a monotone or subdued voice, it wouldn't have worked as well. It may have been short, but five stars nonetheless. :) reviewed December 20, 2005
The Fight For Life (Part 1) by mjbcfc Action
Good story, and the music you picked suited the movie well. I liked the characters and the way it went. However, one star subtracted for the loose ends, like why did he stay on the roof? Why wouldn... reviewed December 20, 2005
A Time To Kill by richegroover Action
Excellent movie. When I saw it was 18 minutes, I figured it would bottom out somewhere, but it was outstanding. One of the best on the site, and is worthy of a Top 10 spot. reviewed December 20, 2005
Bubba Blue The Untold Story by Choppinsumwood Comedy
Very funny. Clever scenes, clever story. Great use of the different shows, like Star Wars. Overall, a great movie. reviewed December 20, 2005
Night Of The Dead by darkstar13601 Horror
Good movie. It had some original moments, plus some tried and true horror movie moments. The ending was weird, simply because it didn't make that much sense. Overall, a great movie. reviewed December 20, 2005
Knight Badge-Detective for Hire by celadus Action
Very good movie. I like the idea behind it, and I liked the voiceover; it was well acted and not wooden like some. Good story, good scene flow. My only problem with the movie is the music: it somet... reviewed December 20, 2005
Rot (Red) by Stevo78 Romance
Very, very good movie. I haven't seen one as provocative as yours. The writing was fantastic, and while I don't understand a single word of German, the voice sounded very real, very sad. Great movi... reviewed December 19, 2005
Edgar Allen Poes - The Telltale Heart by justin_in_bangor Horror
Very, very good movie. As an avid fan of Edgar Allen Poe, I felt you did the original story justice with this movie. And while your voice may not have been "spooky" per se, it got the job done, and ... reviewed December 18, 2005
Young Santa by BobbyWadd1 Sci-Fi
Good movie. Nice story, set up, and subtitles. One of the better Xmas ones I've seen around here. Check out my latest movie: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/23225 reviewed December 18, 2005
Transporter by andone2208 Action
Good movie. Never seen the original, so I don't know how it compares, but it was a fairly good action flick. I think the scenes needed a little bit more work, and where did the girl come from? You'... reviewed December 18, 2005
Pflanze des Todes by sarek13 Horror
It was a very good film. In my opinion, the lack of music actually helped, especially once it switched to the scene with the plant monsters. Very good. The scenes seemed to flow seamlessly too. Ch... reviewed December 18, 2005
Eletember the Seleventh by TrueChristianDOTcom Comedy
Very funny. I am an avid anti-Bush person, so I found the beating of the moron not only funny, but more than appropriate. Hopefully this will translate into real life sometime soon. Except switch t... reviewed December 15, 2005
Zaitsev by Emotep Action
Very good movie. Great story, and the voice acting is some of the best I've heard so far. My one complaint is that it clocks in at three minutes... too short. Something this good should be longer. reviewed December 9, 2005
Eternity by Wahavern Sci-Fi
A nice story. A little predictable (as was stated by someone else), but it does a great job setting things in motion. Songs and sounds were used good. The only real problem I see is some scenes see... reviewed December 9, 2005
Cyberphunk closes the curtains by sparrowtm Sci-Fi
Very, very good. Clever scripting, good scenes, well put together. If this were a real movie, I would buy it. And the director's cut. And the special edition. Hell, I'd buy an anniversary edition... reviewed December 9, 2005
Propoganda Film by Mathas Action
Good concept, but: * The haircut of "Don" changed * One of the subtitles repeated * The gunshot went off after "Don" had apparently died * The sound for the automatic gun at the end is completely off... reviewed December 9, 2005