jordanliles
Number of Movies: 6
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.62

Number of Movies Reviewed: 56
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 6
Average Rating Given: 3.34
 
Movies Released by jordanliles
The Greatest Rant of All Time Comedy
You no longer have to "vent" about the problems with "The Movies." I've done it for you. No, I don't think my rant is the greatest of all time. I'm not directly trying to offend anyone or anything ... posted December 3, 2005
Quiet Weald Horror
No Description posted November 27, 2005
XBOX Fanboy Comedy
An XBOX fanboy gets owned by a PC fanboy. I make fun of "The Movies" game, too. I can't be modest on this release...I think it's brilliant. posted November 26, 2005
Quiet Weald Horror
Weald is another word for a heavily-wooded forest. Two guys are lost in their car. They find creepy house. They get into creepy house. Monster in cellar. Chase. Gunshot. They get the hell out. ... posted November 26, 2005
The Last Job Action
The first shot is very dark because of the film stock used. I had no idea about it. Anyway, it's a shot of the main character walking away from a guy he just buried in the ground after killing him. ... posted November 25, 2005
The Last Job Action
The "No VO" means "no voiceovers" and I thought I removed it before I uploaded, but apparently not. The movie is short, true. It is my first. And you say it would have been better if it had more ac... posted November 25, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by jordanliles
The Transplanetary by MagusFilms Sci-Fi
Cool, nice and imaginative. Great movie! reviewed December 12, 2005
l gorilla by Green-Goblin Horror
Chewbot do I hint sarcasm? Anyway, it was randomly funny I guess. At least you didn't try to be serious like everyone else! reviewed December 12, 2005
She Sees by Airadine Romance
Computer-animated voice overs? Cool. Keep up the good work! reviewed December 12, 2005
God Has a Belly Button Cell Phones by Jahoclave Comedy
strange yet funny concept, the title caught my eye keep making movies! reviewed December 12, 2005
Space Apes vs The Astro Chickens by TimBurtonFan Sci-Fi
Kind of funny I guess. I've seen all these scenes before, and while it's not really your fault, you are the one that made this movie. That maus guy that gave you one star should be IP banned though.... reviewed December 12, 2005
That 60s Thing - Ep 2 by eggshine Comedy
Kind of funny and weird, nice but not too entertaining, sorry. reviewed December 12, 2005
Buddy Cops 0 by mrhotkeys Action
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Nice job man. I prefer voiceovers, but still nice. STFU NUB!!11 :p
reviewed December 12, 2005
Hybrid Theory Special Edition by thejester005 Action
Plot was a bit off, but I enjoyed it. Good music and nice fast cutting. Keep working at it! reviewed December 12, 2005
Alone (Part1) by BradPitt Action
lol chewbot, I kind of agree with you However, it wasn't too bad. Not really my type of movie, though. Don't take my review as bad criticism...it's just not my type... reviewed December 12, 2005
Plague Storm by McCain Sci-Fi
Nice fights I guess. You do what you can with the game I guess. Lots of repetition, though. reviewed December 12, 2005
Tour The Movies! by yonderboy Comedy
Nice job, it will help a lot of people make their movies. reviewed December 11, 2005
Subway 2 by Sleeves Romance
Seriously Lionhead, ban the IP addresses of the 1-star reviewers already. Is Lionhead dead or something...why won't they do ANYTHING? Good movie btw. Odd though. It was done well but not entertain... reviewed December 11, 2005
Dark Nights by Erandir Action
Kind of a strange choice of characters, but it was a bit short. It was cut well and I liked the music. However, you are lucky this is buried in the first 3000 movies because Lionhead would take it d... reviewed December 11, 2005
The Last Dragon (Reprisal) by capemedia Action
Story was ok with nice fight sequences. I liked some of the tight cutting you did. Not a lot of other people do that. reviewed December 11, 2005
What If Chuck Norris Died by blizzle Action
Anything with Chuck Norris is funny after all the Conan O'Brien stuff and the Dodgeball cameo. This was ok. reviewed December 11, 2005
Ronaldos Secret by harag9 Action
Like someone before said, not bad for a first try, but you did do a great job for a first movie! Keep trying! reviewed December 11, 2005
The Return by Aetherus Action
Nice job with the editing. I usually like to use the in-game editor for fairness, though. That's not why I am giving you 4 stars instead of five, though. reviewed December 11, 2005
The Truce of 1914 by augie64 Action
Lionhead rules are that you can't use copyrighted music. If everyone except a few play by the rules, then it's not "fair." It was a nice movie, and a nice use of subtitles. Good idea, too. reviewed December 11, 2005
Dry Bones by Cranium8768 Action
Nice, but the VO quality was fairly bad. Nice job though. reviewed December 11, 2005
What if Santa Claus Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
How in the holy hell is this number 4? It wasn't horrible but then again it wasn't even top 1000 material. I find it revolting that people give 5 stars to a movie these days just because it's hard a... reviewed December 10, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Very nice. This is my favorite "genre" if you look at my collection of films :p reviewed December 10, 2005
My Rant by adam1991 Action
I'm sorry, but did you put your microphone on the floor and put your dirty clothes in a swimming pool and then take those clothes and throw them on top of your microphone and then crap on your dirty c... reviewed December 8, 2005
Jack Thompson Ate My Balls by basilacid Comedy
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lmfao, perfect!
reviewed December 6, 2005
One Star Bandit by Sevenhertz Comedy
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People that give one star are pathetic.
reviewed December 5, 2005
AATAWT Part 2 by jcmoorehead Sci-Fi
I liked the music and the office building scene was cool with the alien and the banana and stuff in the bar. Nicely done, why no reviews until now? reviewed December 4, 2005
What Went Wrong by markrichardbehenna Romance
I am in no way trying to disrespect you or be mean. This is my movie rating and has nothing to do with what really happened. Good job. Not quite sure if the music fit, but what choices do we have? ... reviewed December 4, 2005
Hamlet by fratt38 Horror
Excellent movie. It shows that you truly can do serious movies with this game...not just stupid crap where a chicken suit guy fights a zombie while aliens invade WW2. I commend you on a job well don... reviewed December 4, 2005
Aliens and the aliens with them by jcmoorehead Sci-Fi
jcmoorehead is a master filmmaker. Amazing across the board. reviewed December 4, 2005
A mans place by RapidDry Action
Sounded like a guitar version of one of the many LOST tv show themes. Cool. Nice voiceovers, good to finally see a western. I was tired of so much modern stuff. You should tighten up some of those... reviewed December 4, 2005
Am Ende der Distanz by Meowan Romance
I sooo wanted to give this five stars, but I couldn't. You needed some sort of an ending shot to wrap it all up. It seemed too quick. A crane perhaps anywhere...outside of the apartment. Other tha... reviewed December 4, 2005
Lord of Berlin by Patriot84 Action
Within the first minute and forty-five seconds, I had no idea what was going on. Then I saw the movie going into a "______ days earlier" mode. In my opinion, you just can't do that in "The Movies" s... reviewed December 4, 2005
Pwned by phredcetera Comedy
Liked it all except for when she opened the front door twice. Just cut out the crane and transition between the two door shots. Nice idea, but I have to say that if you are going to create a movie c... reviewed December 3, 2005
KiRonalds! by UrinatingTree Comedy
Funny most definitely. "We supported Hitler during the Holocaust"...lol that's so horrible. reviewed December 3, 2005
Mankinds best friend by markusdragon Action
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Nice, but short and cheesy
reviewed November 30, 2005
Theres Something About Women by Judasen Romance
I'm crazy! lol, great work! reviewed November 30, 2005
Hacked by Judasen Action
Excellent! Planet Doom's other staff would be proud ;) reviewed November 30, 2005
Danny Clusterbuck by guyguy Comedy
Nice, pretty funny how the boss is an idiot. However, only 2 stars from me. It showed potential, though :P reviewed November 29, 2005
The last few seconds by stevostanley Romance
Nice voiceovers. I noticed you used a video editor that's external of The Movies, though. While I love that idea, I have to say that it's unfair to other people. I have access to Avid Adrenaline an... reviewed November 29, 2005
How the McNugget was Invented by rawvoodoo Comedy
Loved everything but a few minor complaints. First off, if you have one subtitle sentence that continues into another subtitle, put dot dot dot's (...). Also, it was awkward hearing Ronald suddenly... reviewed November 29, 2005
The Online Life of The Movies by Bobmomento Comedy
Except for the low volume voiceovers at the beginning, it was great. I can tell you are young, though :p reviewed November 27, 2005
My Trip Through The Movies - LV by richke Comedy
Great! reviewed November 27, 2005
Video Dating - Wilfred Brimley by DeusExMachinima Comedy
The Brimley impression wasn't too great, and yes I can do better. The voice kind of killed all humor for me...sorry??? reviewed November 27, 2005
It came from Planet Earth The Prequel by satansmunchkin Sci-Fi
Pretty good. I haven't unlocked those dinosaur outfits yet. reviewed November 27, 2005
A Largely Inaccurate History of the World 1 by MikeDR Comedy
I was confused by a lot of it, but screen directon and solid editing (with the crappy The Movies editing program) proved to me that you did well. reviewed November 27, 2005
On the Way to White Castle by rawvoodoo Comedy
Very funny. I forgot about this scene. reviewed November 27, 2005
Attack of the Killer Old Ladies by IceBurner Horror
I laughed a bit at the monster reading the book. But no voiceovers? A microphone costs less than 10 bucks! :) The title grabbed my attention. The monster in the bath was funny too. The crying to... reviewed November 27, 2005
Missing Person by filmdirector32 Action
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ALMOST perfect. Put a cutaway inbetween her shooting and the shot before it. Also, dress the two photographers as cops. They looked like fashion photo shoot people. Overall though, very good. The...
reviewed November 27, 2005
Curves by scoobdoo Romance
Correct your description to say "femme fatale" with an "e." I laughed when she threw him at the bar. Nice short. reviewed November 26, 2005
The House by homepics208 Horror
You need subtitles or voiceovers. Other than that, good. reviewed November 26, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
First off, it's unoriginal and boring. Second, it's too complex. Voice actors alone do not good voiceovers make. People automatically rate this as 4 or 5 stars because of the name. Mistake... The... reviewed November 26, 2005
Dead Shoot by technoslash Action
The title is what made me want to watch it. It's a grabbing title. Nice, simple story. Good fitting music. Woman got beat up, lol. Good first movie! Because it's your first, I'm giving you 4 stars. reviewed November 26, 2005
Shes Mine! by skuzzman Action
Nice simple story. Nothing complex and uninteresting like a bunch of other idiots are putting out. You spelled "flick" wrong. Get a mic :p Good overall. reviewed November 26, 2005
Turkish Snowcone by the2yearitch Romance
The opening crane shot was obviously chosen because you thought it was cool. It doesn't enhance the scene in any way. The early shot of her reading on the bed is WAY too long. Cut it down. Good em... reviewed November 25, 2005
Battle of the Sexist by Jaruseleh Comedy
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Nice job. Get some voiceovers and lose the subtitles, though. And cut down on the cursing a bit...it doesn't help the humor when you are reading rather than listening. Music gets too loud at around...
reviewed November 25, 2005
Lessons About Dumb People by sspenc828 Comedy
Fairly humorous, but lose the music, get some voiceovers and improve your grammar a bit. It all helps in the end. But good job, looked like Marty McFly and Doc from Back to the Future...I'm guessing... reviewed November 25, 2005
The Getaway by Malcolm_McCallum Horror
I know you spent a hell of a long time on this, but I have to say that it's completely ruined by the horrible audio job. You could blame it on The Movies editor, but it's easy to mix audio in another... reviewed November 25, 2005