Jonkerz
Number of Movies: 5
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 2.97

Number of Movies Reviewed: 83
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 5
Average Rating Given: 3.16
 
Movies Released by Jonkerz
Rob Fights Back Comedy
Third release and my first attempt at comedy, my first attempt at voiceovers and my first attempt at making something longer than three minutes. The movie is about a guy, a geek, a zombie just trying... posted November 24, 2005
Late Call Horror
This is my second movie, an early shot at horror. Funny I did that since I generally hate horror movies. The set is full of spacedust. You won't see it, but trust me it's there. posted November 16, 2005
Dirtnapping Action
This was my first movie. Short and actionpacked, plus featuring a pretty darn fine sound track if I may say so myself. My initial intention was to make it longer, introducing the caracters properly a... posted November 16, 2005
Dirtnapping Action Not Rated
No Description posted November 14, 2005
Late Call Horror Not Rated
No Description posted November 14, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by Jonkerz
Subway 3 by Sleeves Romance
Simply breathtaking reviewed January 6, 2006
Subway 2 by Sleeves Romance
Awsome. Some minor quirks in the editing. But I really loved it, the idea you have going is brilliantly original. reviewed December 10, 2005
The Angel Fog by whydoyouwanttoknow Horror
Not very scary, but a kinda interesting idea. reviewed December 1, 2005
Headmade Planets by FoDooG Comedy
Really quirky and original, but not very logical. Nice editing and excellent voicovers. I'll make sure to watch the sequel. reviewed November 30, 2005
Come On - TRAILER by FoDooG Comedy
Sweet trailer, didn't really say anything about the actual movie though, except it's a comedy about a horse and some german guy. I loved the soundtrack. reviewed November 30, 2005
This is what happens when youre bored by whydoyouwanttoknow Comedy
Fun, and disturbingly enough sexy. I think I'll go visit the library now. reviewed November 30, 2005
Runaway Incident by PenwithPictures Action
I'd like to see this as part of a greater whole. As it is just a short battle, short but sweet. Nothing original just a demonstration of what can be done with this game. The skirt wearing officers run... reviewed November 30, 2005
Evil City - We need a hero! by Bonn_Coorp Comedy
Not really a movie, more a display of sets and scenes from "The Movies". The "script" was quite dull, and it all dragged a bit. With some editing it might have been a fun watch though. reviewed November 30, 2005
Gay Ninjas of San Francisco by novotny Action
Decent script, though you can't just tell me someone is gay and expect me to laugh. It's not funny (except maybe to those who like Will & Grace), it's just a fact and I accept it as one. Had you skipp... reviewed November 30, 2005
Saved by the smoke by Aphroditestudio Sci-Fi
Some laughs with a twist, the story though seemed to have been made up on the spot. Great voiceovers. Strange and quirky but quite beautiful nontheless. A better script might have made this four or ev... reviewed November 30, 2005
Saved by the bell by IvanDrago12 Action
Seriously, this one's awful. Nothing funny about random violence, bad language and crappy voiceovers (basically using the exact same tone of voice for each character is just confusing). The music didn... reviewed November 30, 2005
The space escapade by grandmaster_king Sci-Fi
Better than the melonflick, but what the heck. It's nowhere nere good anyhow. You clearly the number one b-movie producer out there, but the number one studio!? How did that happen? Bättre än melonfi... reviewed November 30, 2005
Melons for everybody by grandmaster_king Action
Ahem, WTF!? reviewed November 30, 2005
Am Ende der Distanz by Meowan Romance
Great use of music and scenes to create tension. The story is a bit to much, but the VO are clearly superb. Good job. reviewed November 30, 2005
January 19 2002 by dubbya Comedy
Not awsome nor great but fun for what it is. Haven't bothered watching the interview, so that might have left me out on some of the jokes. reviewed November 29, 2005
Captain Zap IN EXILE! by Hobe_OJoos Comedy
Pretty funny and at the same time kinda unfunny. The comedy seemed forced at times, and the story didn't hang together all that well. But enough of this, I demand a kung-fu fight. reviewed November 28, 2005
Dame Set And Match by ShawnJC Romance
Pretty bad. No story really, felt like random events occuring. Nice voiceacting, and nice sound effects, the foul language and exessive farting was really childish though. This one deserves more like ... reviewed November 28, 2005
John Corder - True Crime New York by Bonn_Coorp Action
Pretty sweet scripwise. The dialogue could have been better though. Nice to see so many different settings used. The editing could have been much better, and voiceacting probably could have helped the... reviewed November 28, 2005
Earl of Sandwich by SpaceYoru Comedy
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Awsome. Low-key humor that fit the film-noir genre like a glow. Great use of sets, props and everything. Superb voiceacting to top it all off. Sweet and...did I say great already?
reviewed November 27, 2005
The Spanish Inquisition by Kesti Comedy
Pretty funny. Not a barrel of laughs, but it had me smiling all the way through. Voiceacting would have made this four stars. reviewed November 27, 2005
Be Careful When You Say Yes by tripmills Comedy
Pretty lame. The music is all copyrighted material, so this thing shouldn't really be here in the first place. Decent voiceacting, but a bit to much huffing and puffing into the microphone. reviewed November 27, 2005
Duke Rehash by servu Romance
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Yeah, this one pretty much sucked. The lines where all either cheesy, plain bad or stolen. And as for the story...well I'll better just leave it be.
reviewed November 27, 2005
Dog Days by weyoun2002 Action
Foul language can be fun, but not with a script this weak. Saved from total carnage by nice editing and voiceacting. reviewed November 27, 2005
Iraqi Resistance Under Control by Snickers76 Comedy
Very silly and very well edited. Awsome voiceacting. reviewed November 27, 2005
The Thin Man by scoobdoo Action
Not very impressive. The hardcore action-hero lesbians saved it from complete disaster though. reviewed November 27, 2005
Assignment Hunting A Shadow by SirDrakeX Action
Pretty sweet. Nice VO. reviewed November 27, 2005
Street Wars by mrkip2001 Action
It flowed like good seasoned scotch, the music was hypnotic and I enjoyed the ride. Problem is I hardly remember the plot. Kinda felt like a music video, with subtitles. reviewed November 27, 2005
Daniels Life The Trailer by Dandeman60 Comedy
A bit low-key to be a trailer, especially concidering it's supposed to "sell" a comedy. Decent VO anyway. reviewed November 27, 2005
All Americans Should Be Medicated! by DeusExMachinima Comedy
Hmm. If u liked this, have a listen to Ween's "Zoloft" (now that's classic satire for you). For the people complaining about it being stupid I'd reccomend Nevermore's "Medicated Nation" instead, as th... reviewed November 27, 2005
This is my story by pepsidude32 Sci-Fi
It had it's moments. I didn't notice much editing, but it's still "a ok". I have also made a movie about allianation, it's very different though(featauring a geeky zombie for starters): http://movies.... reviewed November 27, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
The use of set, props and editing is clearly superb, the VO is really good to, but I've never cared for the story of King-Kong (the giant ape thing is just stupid IMO). Had you put your talents to som... reviewed November 27, 2005
Franky by kriil Action
Cool, and rather disturbing not knowing what's going on. Looking forward to the sequel. The editing could perhaps been a bit snappier at times. reviewed November 27, 2005
Crossed Lines by Ferrellj Action
Really cool, it had a Deus Ex kinda wibe. And I loved that game. The subtitles where a bit fast sometimes, a plus though for not using the annoying subtitle explanations ("girl:", "thug 3:" "bum 85:" ... reviewed November 26, 2005
The night of the Living-Alive by Ph0EnX Comedy
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Oh man, that had me laughing hard. Such a simple plot, but with the quirky humor scattered all over the place it's a classic human-alive flick. In fact it might be the only one in our "so-called" civi...
reviewed November 26, 2005
Lost in Time by James_dude Sci-Fi
I like the concept of timetravel but it gets cheesy real easy. And this movie falls into that category, still quite enjoyable. Though not as good as it could have been. Question: did the word "beep" ... reviewed November 26, 2005
Mysteriet på Alienplanet by maren Sci-Fi
Norway was never famous for making quality sci-fi, nor will they ever be. I'll give u two stars because your a fellow Scandianvian. reviewed November 26, 2005
The Assassin by mark[wash your mouth out!]hilla Action
I saw you comparing this to the hitman games. It's not even close brutha. reviewed November 26, 2005
Know When to Say When by tbirdt94 Romance
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Umm...I saw the exact same flick but under a different name and posted by a different user yesterday.
reviewed November 26, 2005
Drain by carllinde Romance
A short and sweet romantic comedy that didn't bore me to death. Good work. reviewed November 26, 2005
Alienhunter II Dark Days by Ingamosch Sci-Fi
Wikkid. Although I have some minor issues with the plot. reviewed November 26, 2005
Buy IT by Ingamosch Comedy
Short but awfully fun reviewed November 26, 2005
The French Democracy by koulamata Action
It takes guts to make a political movie. To bad your skills don't match your guts. reviewed November 26, 2005
Cyberphunk phunks on by sparrowtm Sci-Fi
Cool, great voiceacting. reviewed November 26, 2005
Kung Fu takes 2 by garder6 Comedy
I don't get it. "What is the point that do not use this"??? reviewed November 26, 2005
The Outlaws Final cut by teeoil Action
Good characters and a solid story that held up good concidering it's length. Not a dull moment. But some things put me off a little. Like: * Mad dog freezing up at the bankrobbery and later on...well ... reviewed November 26, 2005
Soul Cleanser pt2 by stevostanley Horror
You evil, evil man. reviewed November 26, 2005
I LIKE TO WIN WIN WIN WIN!!! by sjefsjef Horror
Over the top voiceacting ??? loved it. The concept of the movie though, grows a bit thin. Evilishly cool idea though. reviewed November 26, 2005
Back home by Dazza99 Sci-Fi
Funny. Good voiceacting, but it's hard to tell (I used earphones) since you are obviously to close to the microphone. Try putting a sock on it or something, to get rid of those sudden burst of air noises. reviewed November 26, 2005
The Movies Ad Contest! by Sleeves Comedy
A bit to long, but excellent nontheless. Nuts, dramatic and interesting. That bloody song will haunt me forever. reviewed November 26, 2005
Subway - The Reality Show by Sleeves Sci-Fi
Really good. I wholeheartedly felt for the character. Is it just a sad, sad tale or will he win the price and the girl in the end. I'd like to know. Sequal please :) reviewed November 26, 2005
Memories of War by DanManOZ Action
I'm afraid you didn't get me with this one. I never felt sympathy for the guys moaning and yacking, as you failed to tell "his" war story. You just told us he was in one, and that we should feel sorry... reviewed November 26, 2005
A Beautiful Day by ricefarmer Comedy
Nice pop-video going short movie thingy. Catchy song and cute story. Liked it. reviewed November 26, 2005
Bloodstream by kirkm770 Sci-Fi
There seemed to be a story but you managed to loose me completley in the second half. Concidering the length of the movie that's quite an effort, not one to take pride in though. reviewed November 26, 2005
Terror at the Cemetary Gates by RSJ62483 Horror
One of the better horrorflicks I've seen here. Still quite cheesy, but what Zombie movie isn't...really. reviewed November 25, 2005
Inhuman Assassin 0 Favor by Buccura Sci-Fi
Great character, cool story. The only drawbacks were the lack of voiceacting and some poor timing of the subtitling. Superb scene-editing. reviewed November 25, 2005
The Library Siege by whydoyouwanttoknow Action
Nifty actionscenes, but I'd like more of a plot and some voicover wouldn't have hurt. Good actionflick nontheless. Wicked soundtrack by the way. reviewed November 25, 2005
The Grudge by spag007 Horror
It was actually quite scary in places. But there's a lot of plotholes in that short amount of time. Could have benefited from some dialogue, not much but just enough to give the movie that extra punch. reviewed November 25, 2005
Far Out by Zeld Horror
It would have been nice with some dialogue like say: "Here's the [bad-word!]-chack baby, never mind the ghosts and the zombies there's a real cozy bathtub in the cellar." A no thrills horror flick, fa... reviewed November 25, 2005
One Too Many by tbirdt94 Romance
Hmm, to freaking long. No subtitles nor voicovers. The ending had me chuckle though. reviewed November 25, 2005
Suprise MAN Party! by Wogasm Romance
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I'm guessing your speciality is gay porn, and you just decided to put in some kung-fu scenes for some flavour. Extremely tasteless. I'm giving you two stars because the voiceovers were actually pretty...
reviewed November 25, 2005
The Frog Prince by Crull87 Comedy
You germans are sick, all of you! ;) Sad ending. But why the hell did he look like that once he turned, meaning what horrible accident had he been in? And where did he get that stupifyingly large bot... reviewed November 25, 2005
Nightmare Scream by Robix Horror
Truly disturbing reviewed November 25, 2005
Smoking Kills by Billybobgeorgebob Horror
Hahahaha, I loved how the dog didn't care about being burnt alive...but seriosly this is just poor. reviewed November 25, 2005
A Life of No Choices by Druidblue Action
The good ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cool story. Liked the feeling of being inside the goons head. The best gangster movie I've watched here so far.... reviewed November 25, 2005
Spelleng Bee by tomv3636 Comedy
Downright silly. The voiceovers made me wish they actually had child stars in the game (it was a bit akward). What's with all the echo effects on them voices anyhow? One star for effort, and one more ... reviewed November 25, 2005
My Lesbian Lover is a flesh eating zombie by satansmunchkin Horror
Standard horrorflick turning silly towards the end. Neither horrorfest nor barrel of laughs. Had you served me some of them icy cold screwdrivers beforehand I'd given u that precious fourth star. reviewed November 25, 2005
Drunk Girl by Radedge Comedy
Wow, that's my kinda woman! Ehrrm..not. Funny as hell, the ending was less satisfying than some of the other scenes though. reviewed November 23, 2005
Lonesome Pigeon by corinthian Comedy
Some way to treat your brother. Really funny yo! reviewed November 23, 2005
Gorillas That Ive Mist by corinthian Comedy
The song: neat. The movie: a really slow starter(borderline boring), the one good punchline at the end saved it for me though. reviewed November 23, 2005
A Day In The Life Of Frank by Grishna Comedy
I just didn't like it very much. The humor was bit to heavy-handed so to speak. It's better to have one really good punchline than bad jokes flying all over the place IMO. reviewed November 23, 2005
The Substitute Wives Theory by hero164 Comedy
Haha, sexist and proud of it! reviewed November 22, 2005
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor Comedy
I think you stole my idea you evil [shhhh!]. Yes, I'm pretty sure I had that very same idea a while back...Nah, just kidding. This was superb or as we say in good ol'Sweden "skitbra". reviewed November 21, 2005
Stay Home and Watch TV by Melghoul1 Horror
Seriously dark, but I didn't fully get the plot. Yes, you can call me stoopid if it makes your life any easier. Or better yet rate my movies (they're about as deep as a puddle of blood and as short as... reviewed November 21, 2005
A Town Called Blood by GrandBreton Action
What is it about, really? reviewed November 21, 2005
The Life and Times of Disco Su by pierrepiper Comedy
I appriciate your effort but I didn't really find it funny. The plot isn't interesting either. Although you did manage to create a movie that's both shallow and confusing, and that has got to count fo... reviewed November 21, 2005
Last man on the movies by gilga Horror
Pretty sweet reviewed November 21, 2005
The Hunted Special Edition by FilmForge_Studios Action
Great job, although I had some problem keeping up with the subtitles occasionally. reviewed November 20, 2005
Robot school by mikk0112 Comedy
Umm, I don't get it a.k.a. crap bonanza reviewed November 16, 2005
Fable The Movie by stumpythefrog Comedy
A bit of a slow starter, but towards the end I was lauging out loud, scaring the neighbours dog in the process. Good work. reviewed November 16, 2005
Lord of Berlin by Patriot84 Action
Cool to see someone breaking out of the linnear storytelling. And what a great story it is. It's perhaps a bit to long, but honestly I can't say what should be cut out. It's a thrilling romantic ride ... reviewed November 16, 2005
Dr Valmet Part 2 by protobob Sci-Fi
Action packed sequel, once again great work! reviewed November 16, 2005
Dr Valmet Part 1 by protobob Sci-Fi
Great job with this one! reviewed November 16, 2005
Dr Valmet Part 3 by protobob Sci-Fi
Great storyt. Some of the subtitles seemed to be a little off though, but otherwise I think you are on to something here. Gotta watch the prequels now. Looking forward to part 4 :) reviewed November 16, 2005