JackRabbit
Number of Movies: 7
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.45

Number of Movies Reviewed: 464
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 29
Average Rating Given: 3.27
 
Movies Released by JackRabbit
Scape Goat Comedy
Modern Society faces many dangers. We all know the dangers represented by video games, after all if you play a video game you will become a psycopathic murderer interested only in sheding the blood of... posted June 18, 2006
Money Matters Comedy
Britian. One of the last great constitutional Monarchies left on this planet. But what sorts of problems does this cause in a modern, industrialised nation, and what solutions could be sought to these... posted January 9, 2006
The Terminator Sci-Fi
Please don't bother watching this, its utter utter pants (first one I did) and has only been uploaded to gain VC, and try and get the propshop working. Seriously, I am warning you. I am not being held... posted December 16, 2005
No means No Horror
This one is, if I say so myself, very different from anything else I have witnessed on this site, and I am generally interested in what people think of using "The Movies" in this way, should it just b... posted November 21, 2005
Great Moments In History FIRE Comedy
The history of mankind is littered with specific moments, small actions taken by solitary men and women, who almost certainly would not realise the profound implications that their actions would have ... posted November 19, 2005
When The Darkness Falls Horror
Two high school kids go out to the forest of Death and Blood to cement their love for each other. Lets hope that nothing bad or nefarious befalls them! Heavily influenced by the "Evil Dead" films (nat... posted November 18, 2005
Stalker Bill Sci-Fi
OK I should probably explain a bit more with this one. It started out as a remake of "Terminator", which I thought would be pretty funny with the "robbie the robot" style 1950`s robot skin. However w... posted November 14, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by JackRabbit
Dirty Politics by runt724 Action
Well its alright, but nothing spectacular. If anything I would describe this film as very average (yes there are far worse films on this site with a far better score than Ive given this, but they didn... reviewed December 11, 2007
The death of Bruce Wayne by dumnoni Horror
Bit poor to be honest. Disjointed and the music doesn't suit whats going o nat all. reviewed November 13, 2007
Symbiont by disgorge Sci-Fi
The lack of any sort of dialogue further hampers a predictable, second rate, sci fi. reviewed October 24, 2007
Bloody Inn by EightyFilms Horror
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Seemingly at odds with all the other reviews (but hey, since when has a 5 star actually ment it, usually its just a way of saying please don't screw up my own stats!) I felt that this film was pretty ...
reviewed October 18, 2007
The Adventures of Space Boy and Astro Girl by SamRMaclennan Sci-Fi
The twist at the end saved a very mediocre film from a poor score (I loved the ending) but certainly this film needed far more to attract a better score. Some dialogue would not have gone amiss. reviewed October 17, 2007
Mezzanines Interlude by elizabethsusan Romance
I think the run time is a bit too long, lots of unneccesary fluff that adds little to the overall film. A few of the asides, whilst ammusing, seem to be out of place. But its obvious that a lot of wor... reviewed October 16, 2007
Chronicles of The Rift by userjosh9874 Action
Well its a good movie, but relies a bit too much on its mods to give it that wow factor. The voice acting varies hugely from being sub par and stilted (and fairly obvious that people are reading lines... reviewed October 15, 2007
Speed Dating in the Post Apocalypse by thebiz Comedy
Nice setting of desolation and abandonment at the start, but the film settles into being meerly average during the actual speed-dating section due to the lack of anything actually amusing happening. reviewed October 14, 2007
THERMINATHOR by KaeptnWiglo Comedy
Well as a trailer and special effects showcase its pretty good, but as the intro to any actual film (as indicated by "the begining" in the description, as opposed to "the credits") it would fail due t... reviewed October 13, 2007
doomed by tweaky007 Comedy
Largely pointless, but at least the scenes were in a decent order. reviewed October 13, 2007
Jowls by kleinkrieger Horror
Some very creative special effects. I feel the ending is a bit anticlimactic though, but this may be due to high expectations from such a superb buildup. reviewed October 12, 2007
Legacy by starmovie Horror
Excellent work, the voice actors for Ilse and the butler were particularly good. Nice twist. reviewed October 11, 2007
Vampire by darkkwwolf Horror
A decidedly average film. Very good poster though! reviewed October 8, 2007
The 200 Mile High Club by StokeStudios Comedy
Well the effects were very good (which is why I give 5 stars) but the story dragged on a bit too long. reviewed October 7, 2007
Generic Sci-Fi Movie by guansun Sci-Fi
A generic sci fi movie gets a generic score. And then looses a point for being poor. Really it was just an extended shooting fest, and the one good line (out of the three actually written) is not enou... reviewed October 7, 2007
They Also Serve by zachs14 Comedy
Obviously a computer generated movie. reviewed October 7, 2007
Help by littledanno Horror
I'm not certain, but I think you are taking the proverbial (at least I hope you are). If this is a serious film, then it deserves one star due to it being utter dung. Think I am being harsh? look at t... reviewed October 7, 2007
Computer Warlord by RobCoxxy Sci-Fi
Yup, pretty funny. Well it made me laugh anyway. reviewed October 6, 2007
I am I was - Prologue by cut_scene Action
Very good use of the free cam, set the tone magnificently and raised what was really an average hostage plot to another level. Atmosphere was everthing and really made this film. reviewed October 5, 2007
This Is The Work We Do by Breeanne Romance
I don't know what it is but this film has a quiet understated charm that makes it better than the sum of its parts. reviewed September 23, 2007
Mumbling in The Movies by Fruit_cup Comedy
You know you can turn ot off right? Anyway an OK film. Some dodgy camera angles (also some pretty funky ones) and a few ok lines, but mostly the delivery seems to be off, and a definite lack of comedi... reviewed September 22, 2007
H A D E A N by josephkw Horror
Excellent. Well written, fantastic voice acting, some of the special effects might have been a bit ropey, but still far better than I would ever have done. Brilliant work all round. reviewed September 15, 2007
The Dark Rider by ultraviolet32x Horror
Not a bad film, but its a bit "jumpy", there is very little in the way of dramatic buildup (essential for tension) and the lack of any motive and the speed at which the murders are resolved (i.e oh th... reviewed September 15, 2007
Fatal Underestimation by headhoncho Action
I think I see what you are trying to do, but I don't think it works very well. For starters, killer man may well have had many reasons for doing what he did, but none of them are so much as hinted at.... reviewed August 18, 2007
Stolen Death - Chapter one by sisch Sci-Fi
Excellent. Not really much else to add. reviewed August 18, 2007
gayville-a history of gays by jackass4579 Romance
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Gay porn! On the movies! who would of thought. Really, this only deserves 3 stars, but the thought that Jack Thompson might have an anneurism if he finds out about "Computer game promoting homosexual ...
reviewed August 11, 2007
Dont wake the Dead by tines121 Horror
well the sound falling out of sync about halfway through really detracts from what is going on. also some errors in continuity (the body being taken out of the coffin twice, and the less said about th... reviewed August 11, 2007
General Beef by felix101 Comedy
The sound messing up at the end utterly ruins an average film. Still, kudos for use of the term "Dagnabbit" reviewed August 9, 2007
No Rules by nikonf65 Action
One of the better edited car chases on the site. Needs more of a motivation though. reviewed July 29, 2007
Spot Movies (Movies Spot) by alethegiant Horror
But where can I purchase this amazing product!!! reviewed July 29, 2007
Love Two - Chapter One by siclops Romance
I think, as it would seem do many others, the line "This is taking forever" sums this movie up in four words. Certainly some of the scenes did not seem to be needed. The mumbling does detract from wha... reviewed July 29, 2007
Unholy Wrath of the Zombies by BFCmarine Horror
Probably the first movie that I have seen that suffers for being too short! A very good build up that is ruined by an aparent need to get the film over and done with. Shame. Wasted potential. reviewed July 26, 2007
Slippery Jim by Changestorm Sci-Fi
Bloody awful. That was, quiet frankly, utterly [shhhh!]e. Scenes that seem to be out of order, no kind of explanation to what was going on, the utter rapeing of a sci fi staple, the list could go on i... reviewed July 26, 2007
Hell Rising by pyropunker Horror
Pretty good zombie movie. will look forward to any sequal. reviewed July 22, 2007
A B N O R M A L by KaeptnWiglo Comedy
Excellent, and yet strangely bazzarre! Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour! reviewed June 30, 2007
Dooms Day by stunts07 Horror
You do realise that you will never get into the charts if you tell people not to rate you less than 4 right? The algorhythm used takes account of the number of viewings and most people, upon reading "... reviewed June 15, 2007
School First Day by Coaster321 Comedy
That was pretty terrible. The sound seems to have become dislodged in the uploading process (it happens) but even disregarding this technical faux pas there is little to recommend her. Dull. reviewed June 15, 2007
CLIVES GOLF DAY by kwistufa Comedy
As an advert for mods its ok, as a standalone film, lets face it, there is nothing here that really stands out. Not that its a bad movie, far from it, its certainly better than most of the dross thats... reviewed June 14, 2007
Carbon by Macmilligan Action
Well that was, pretty bad actually. Lack of dialogue, or exlanation over what the argument was about, the fact that both characters are evidently pillocks due to their dress sense in a bar. As a race... reviewed June 14, 2007
Skull Of Iron by bambiman Action
That was a rather brilliant pastich of just about every film on this site and shows perfectly what you get when you give a nation of game obsessed teenagers a movie making sandbox! And it even has a m... reviewed June 9, 2007
the end of time by thepiebaker Sci-Fi
No dialogue. No plot. No coherance. Some of the films the AI makes are better then this. reviewed June 9, 2007
Backwood Horror comes to Town by TimBurtonFan Horror
Obviosuly written by the mind of a very disturbed individual! Some excellent use of sound helps to creat exactly the right sort of atmosphere. Damn, now I am going to have to watch parts I and II. reviewed June 8, 2007
Alpha One by LesCanadians Action
Pretty good action/war flick. Certainly kept me entertained for its duration and a nice attempt at conveying emotion at the end. Sure there is nothing her that we havn't really seen before but its a ... reviewed June 8, 2007
The Hitman part 1 by Collin100 Action
An ok start to what may be a good series. Some poor dialogue hamper pretty good presentation. reviewed June 8, 2007
Godzilla Vs The Aliens by kalebknecht Comedy
Personally I think it works better as a comedy than as sci fi. As a comedy the music is pretty much spot on, as sci fi it would seem to set the wrong mood. As a comedy, the fact that the battle betwee... reviewed June 8, 2007
Did You Know by naughteydog Comedy
The good: Well it ends. The Bad: Poor subtitles. Lack of ideas. No direction. No co-herance. Its about 4 minutes and 25 seconds too long. One word review: Dire. reviewed June 7, 2007
Near by sidy Horror
A very good horror flick, despite the fact that I felt the ending was a bit of an anticlimax. I feel that (and please don't take this the wrong way) the fact that your enlish was not fluent actually ... reviewed June 3, 2007
FROG THING by kwistufa Horror
Oooh hard to decide between four and five here. The sound was pretty amazing throughout (even if the "frog" thing sounds like a monkey!) and the special effects are good. But some of the camera work i... reviewed June 2, 2007
Fool Injection by Woobies Action
So then, were the soldiers fighting islamist troops, or comunists? Poor script. Limited plot. At least it was short. reviewed June 2, 2007
No One Waits Forever -One- by mlederer Action
Fantastic homage to bond movies, right down to the crap dialogue! reviewed June 2, 2007
Jack And John The Rippers by mugsy1 Horror
No dialogue makes it very hard to follow what little plot is evident in this substandard horror. The masses of continuity errors hammer the final nail into the coffin of a poor attempt. reviewed June 1, 2007
Dead Trust by Changestorm Action
Controversial. I don't think that the music really fits but nice car chase. reviewed May 27, 2007
Some Of Us (by Ally Miller) by biggstrek Romance
Didn't ask the question as I already knew the answer! Excellent. reviewed May 25, 2007
The Adventures of George W Bush by starkarts Comedy
I'm not a fan of the fish lover but this really is not funny. There is no real, well, humour here at all. Maybe if you had made him a drunk driver or something at least it would have been relevant (fo... reviewed May 24, 2007
The World Dies With You by markyparky54 Action
Nonsensical. Its very hard to tell what is going on here, is it a robery gone wrong? Two roberies intersecting with each other? Some sort of gangster V gangster? OR ar the sequences just out of order? reviewed May 24, 2007
AMERICAN DREAM by chrisu69 Action
Its a bit, well dull. Little more than a series of stunt shots held together by a lacklustre plot. reviewed May 20, 2007
SCREW Part 1 by micha83 Sci-Fi
Excellent all round. reviewed October 28, 2006
Spinal Stenosis by rustybedspring Horror
Brave attempt at a serious subject. The sound it totally screwed but I've put that down to an uploading glitch. Suffers from being a little dull as its hard to properly comvey emotions in the medium ... reviewed October 28, 2006
Bunny Suicides! by PhilBlythe25 Romance
Good attempt to translate the book into movies format. reviewed October 27, 2006
BBFC 18 Warning by JazzX Comedy
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You know, there was a reason that so much popcorn ended up around your TV when you watched this. As a remake of the Simon Bates BBFC warning it suceeds. As something worth watching, well it fails miserably.
reviewed October 24, 2006
Not Another Zombie Movie 3 by thejoe8pizza Comedy
Mostly dull. The whole point of a comedy is, you know, actual jokes. A few lines save this from the two star that it rapidly degenerated to. About 4 minutes too long. The best thing about this film i... reviewed October 24, 2006
FUnK YOU! by Trashman Action
Starts a bit slowly but makes up for it when the music gets going. reviewed October 15, 2006
Alien 5 teaser by scaphed Sci-Fi
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If the standards represented in this trailer are present in the final film it should proove very good indeed.
reviewed October 12, 2006
Star Wars Gangsta Rap by CrackClown69 Sci-Fi
Pretty good, unfortunately the lyrics were a bit unclear and drowned out by the music. reviewed October 8, 2006
Nosferatu Eine Symphonie des Grauens by tbirdt94 Horror
Very good, though I think it would have been better if it was shot in black and white! reviewed October 4, 2006
Underworld - The Rising - Episode 1 by ronin1011 Action
Now that, was excellent. Quite possibly the ONLY movie on the site to actually suffer for being based on a mainstream franchise. I would love to see what you can do with your own characters and story.... reviewed October 1, 2006
If I had a love song by 6-HEADEDMONSTER Comedy
Interesting um film. The opening titles were exceptionally well done though. reviewed September 29, 2006
Journeys of Captain Flint A Pirates Life by jjnelson222 Sci-Fi
That was decidedly average, some shots went on for far too long (how long did we need to see the canonball flying through the air?) The music was mostly totally out of place. Captain flint takes a tri... reviewed September 29, 2006
First Contact by donkie737 Sci-Fi
Lots of errors in the subtitles, and the story itself is a little derivative but overall a solid effort. reviewed September 28, 2006
MANMAN (intro theme) by Cheve Action
Pretty good. Admit it though, you read PC Gamer. reviewed September 26, 2006
The ASSOL Detector (LMAO Quickie) by MefuneAkira Comedy
Only the one joke but told well and not stretched out. Film wass made well, very good. reviewed September 25, 2006
The Baggage Boy by lf751 Comedy
You made? reviewed September 25, 2006
The Forest Guardian by ShavedYeti Horror
Why does the male cop turn on the female cop? Average film. reviewed September 24, 2006
Smeagol by biokite Horror
Dire. And about 8 minutes and 14 seconds too long. reviewed September 22, 2006
What Couldve Been by MelonTheCreeker Action
A very well made film, but I feel that it falls short of achieving what you meant it too. First off, there is a sense that Kent had a good life, but ends it through depression but no trigger is given,... reviewed September 22, 2006
The Mac Chicken by EdWoud Comedy
I may understand nothing about good cinema, but unfortunatly that was nothing like good cinema. A few bad jokes, poorly told, which were not that funny anywhere. reviewed September 21, 2006
World Trade Centers - Trailer by TheTomas Horror
That was actually a pretty good trailer (certainly better than most). Of course, the choice of subject matter itself might be questionable. reviewed September 20, 2006
Plan 9 From Outer Space (part 1) by tbirdt94 Sci-Fi
Not knowing the source material too well I cannot comment on how good a translation this is, but its a good TMO movie, certainly better than most of the dross on here! reviewed September 19, 2006
Horses On A Train (Bring It) by naughteydog Comedy
Are these people watching the same film? Utterly dire. What could have been a very funny spoof fails miserably due to a complete lack of anything other than a very good title. Dull, repetative and dul... reviewed September 19, 2006
Killing for a Shilling 1 by Alingarhs Horror
No plot, no script, no point, no explanation, no marks (except I can't give no marks, so it gets 1). reviewed September 18, 2006
People (part 1) by richwalker Comedy
Some funny moments. reviewed September 13, 2006
Channel Hopper by richwalker Comedy
Very good, you could probably turn a few of the short skits into full blown ones. reviewed September 13, 2006
Ant Eater! by thefountain Action
That was pretty bloody awful. Little actual script, multiple redundant characters who are there for no reason. No buildup, no plot, no conclusion, its a shame I have to give it a star. reviewed September 13, 2006
Genome by FraasMovies Action
No Review reviewed September 13, 2006
Sixgun Sam by jester-mg Action
Needs dialogue, what little plot is there is hard to fathom. reviewed September 12, 2006
The GAY by Kireblade Horror
You know, this is exactly what happened in Britain when they legalised Gay marriage. And, of course, the spartans were all gay as well and look what happened to them! Nice spoof, bit dragged out in pl... reviewed September 12, 2006
MythBreakers Preview by Placebo_Films Comedy
Dull and boring, very little resemblence to the TV show. No evidence of any myths (yes, I know its a preview, but you could have had a little not to one in there) just lots of random explosions with l... reviewed September 12, 2006
Life Is Not That Hard by tripmills Romance
Nice poem, poor movie. reviewed September 10, 2006
Galaxy Girls by Thalomarre Action
Nice film, moderately entertaining. reviewed September 10, 2006
Dawn of war 2 the alliance by toorcam Sci-Fi
A solid film, but does lack that special sparkle to give it a truely spectacular shine. reviewed September 8, 2006
Final fantasy VII Advent Calender part one by alastaird Action
Well its OK, but It seems that you are using the narration to tell us what is going on rather than the actions on the screen. Not a bad film, but nothing really outstanding with regards to origonality... reviewed September 7, 2006
Peeled Hate by griftymcgrift Horror
Too many plotholes and unexplained characters. Who was the woman in the office? Where did the cyborg come from? Why does a robot track the cyborg down? Whats up with the rabbit? Nice title though. reviewed September 6, 2006
Im Gay! by MaxNormal Romance
Enjoyable. reviewed September 5, 2006
An Eye for An Eye by Amabeginzordawg Horror
Excellent moodpiece. Very good use of the free cam and sound effects. Full marks. reviewed September 4, 2006
The Cosmos by maxleaf Sci-Fi
Certainly a nice use of backdrops and a script that has a lot of thought in it, its just a little too, monotonous. Could have used a little feeling in the voiceover, after all you are describing the f... reviewed September 4, 2006
Stuntest Santa 2 by themoviesgamer Action
Lack of motive hampers this, also seems to be missing out on a few things (for example, why does the helicopter jsut suddenly crash?) Little more than a showcase of the new skits that you have access ... reviewed September 3, 2006
Grizzly Monkey by Carlos_Stu Horror
The star of the film seems to be missing (i.e, why the hell are armed men hunting apes in the first place), music is out of place, script needs work. reviewed September 3, 2006
Athena Project II- Best Laid Plans by fulkster Sci-Fi
Obviously a lot of work has gone into this excellent production. Admittedly, its not going to win any awards for origonality, but the VO is fantastic, the script is excellent and the production values... reviewed September 2, 2006
War On Cramton Part II:War On Earth by nute Action
No dialogue, little plot, no conclusion as such. A below average film gets a below average score. reviewed September 2, 2006
Jane Blonde 00Dumb by Games987 Comedy
That was pretty painful to watch. A lack of coherance, and you seem to have some kind of banana fetish (as well as a briefcase fetish). A lot of the scenes seem to be out of order. About the only goo... reviewed August 29, 2006
Guns Of The Forgotten by samuelcaveman Action
"What the hell" thought I " A thirty second film, if its bad, it will soon be over" Somehow,I still feel violated. reviewed August 23, 2006
Bob the Galactic Ranger by haltor Sci-Fi
Excellent. Only word for it. Fantastic stylings make the film shine. Very good comic book feel. reviewed August 22, 2006
Rise Of Mortos Kaul by foxuno Sci-Fi
I think you forgot to put in a bit of dialogue. No plot No coherance No stars Really, you just were not trying were you! reviewed August 22, 2006
Femme Noir 2 by mestoph72 Action
Pretty damn excellent. Sure, it won't win any awards for origonality, but what is here is excellent. A story, told exceptionally well, with fantastic flow and brilliant editing. Full marks. reviewed August 20, 2006
destory zaxxxxxx!!!!! the thing is back!!!1 by bobmoh Action
No sound, no plot, no point, few stars. Editing was good but that was about all. reviewed August 20, 2006
Alone by Britzy Horror
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Some nice use of props, but, as already mentioned, the "twist" did not really work too well. Good poster as well BTW.
reviewed August 20, 2006
The Terminator 2 Terminatrix uploaded by nandoboom2 Comedy
That was definitly, um, interesting. Some, experimental I guess, use of the free cam. Nice arnie and Samuel impressions though, extra marks for that. Probably could do with more co-hesion in the plot.... reviewed August 16, 2006
Creeping Death by Greg0116 Horror
Well, there is not much to comment on so far. Interesting mood work. Hopefully will go somewhere special and not just become a hash zombie film. reviewed August 15, 2006
FEAR by patty82 Horror
No Review reviewed August 14, 2006
Fun With Animals by KingJokerIX Comedy
A lack of any plot, dialogue or motive severly hamstrings an otherwise fairly well edited film. Oh, and its not origonal either. Pretty much everyone has done one of these "Hey I know what no-one will... reviewed August 14, 2006
1998 - The year of the takings by DizzyBear95 Sci-Fi
What the? Dull tedious and cliched, the lack of action is not whats wrong with this film, more the lack of, well anything really. Plotholes that you could fly a UFO through, lack of any sort of decent... reviewed August 7, 2006
Rain by Buccura Horror
Very good mood piece, but a bit of a confusing conclusion. What does she need forgiveness for? reviewed August 6, 2006
CUT! by radioactivemanphilc Comedy
What? Some nice one liners do not a good film make. A nice Idea quickly degenerates into little more than an excuse to cram randome scenes together, and the plot does not really help to gel these sce... reviewed August 6, 2006
Number B by MrSmithee Action
Cheesy action movie a gogo. Excellently put together, admittedly not much in the way of origonality, but then if it were origonal it would not be a cheesy action movie! Production wise, this film is p... reviewed August 5, 2006
Little Red Riding Hoodie by Morris101 Horror
Bit too much use of the "Oh its only a dream. No its not, its a dream within a dream, actually its a dream within a dream within a dream etc" but otherwise very good. reviewed August 5, 2006
Driven by StevenKreg Romance
Nicely done. Great poster, great movie. reviewed July 24, 2006
High Hopes Sanitarium by ninette1 Horror
Easy to see why this won its award. Drop dead fantastic. reviewed July 18, 2006
Voices by Greenglades Romance
Good film. Not much to add really, I am in a rush reviewed July 14, 2006
T H E matrix 3 by joelmicd Action
Holy crap its in english. Could you not record the film in germa for all the german viewers. Admittedly I speak very little german, but I have seen enough of your "reviews" chastising foreign films f... reviewed July 7, 2006
C Duel by RobSkib Comedy
Admittedly, already knowing the joke, this probably lost a bit. But it was still excellently put together. Geek humour a gogo. reviewed July 7, 2006
EXTREME EXPLODEROUS ROBOT ZOMBIES by Robskib Action
Mad and crazy, nice use of voiceovers, AND staring Stephen Hawkin! reviewed July 7, 2006
When Things Go Wrong by Vertigo13 Action
Nope that was pretty bad. Quite a few major consistency errors(as you have already pointed out)no explanation as to why the chap who may or may not have been in the car neede five million. No explanat... reviewed July 7, 2006
Out Of Time (master) by State209 Horror
That was pretty darn excellent. About the only flaw (if you would call it that) would be hte lack of a VO, but then with a VO you need some kind of acting ability, and multiple voices (mostly) and yad... reviewed July 6, 2006
Bloody scientists edited by radioactivemanphilc Comedy
Hmm, I think someone is in need of some kind of counceling. Still, quite amusing. reviewed July 6, 2006
Frank the return of the smurfs by radioactivemanphilc Comedy
Entertaining, some nice one liners in it. Although, of course, smurfs wear white shorts! Gah bet you are overcome with embarrasment now! reviewed July 6, 2006
The Heroes by lloyd335 Action
Very poor. Little plot. Little continuity, no consistancy. Utterly pointless, little more than a tech demo for the new scenes. At least its short. reviewed July 5, 2006
The Eye of the Niger by madcrazy Horror
Indeed, someone has been smoking something. And apparently lots of it! reviewed July 3, 2006
Pax Romana Trailer by TheMGMKid1 Romance
Well, a trailer should make you want to watch the actual film, and despite the suptious backgrounds, the very effective direction, and the copyright infringment, this trailer spectacularly failed to m... reviewed July 2, 2006
Quick by denzell Action
Excellent narrative for a top notch hitman film. Could possibly only be better if there were a V.O. Overall, this film seems like the introduction of a character rather than an out and out story for i... reviewed July 2, 2006
The Thing Under My Bed by jaydee1 Horror
Well that was mundane. Its a shame because it started quite well. Unfortunately the whole thing takes a nosedive after the first scene (i.e as soon as the chap leaves the bedroom). The estableshing sh... reviewed June 30, 2006
Revenge of the Umpa Lumpas by IronMantis Comedy
Good film, great use of costumes. I for one, vow to treat my umpa lumpa's with more courtesy. reviewed June 30, 2006
Lionhead News by FraasMovies Comedy
Well the film itself is very poor. Dull, little imagination or humour of any sort. However the Lionskin itself is rather fab and groovey and gets you a three. Its just a shame that you did not make b... reviewed June 29, 2006
Tombstone Texas by backstroker123456789 Action
Little plot, no dialogue, poor editing, irritating music. Substandard. reviewed June 29, 2006
Blood Money by warpedrevolution Action
Hi! After a long sojurn I have returned (bet you feel all warm and cuddly inside) and what do I find, but one of my favourtite studio's has got themselves a mic! Not only that, but they are putting i... reviewed June 28, 2006
Why germans get 1 star by pablo78 Comedy
Nice variation on the "1 star ninja" films that did the circuit a while back. At least you had a moral on the end! Competant. reviewed June 27, 2006
CHUPACABRA ! by biggstrek Horror
Terrible, just utterly, utterly terrible. Man you owe me 13 minutes of time! Quite possibly the worst film ever made, how you think this is worth anyones time is beyond me. These, of course, would be ... reviewed June 27, 2006
French Insurection Hes return by moreau Action
Best insurrection film yet. reviewed June 27, 2006
Civilian CasualtiesPart 1 by OscarWinner Action
Nothing special. Dialogue needs work. reviewed June 25, 2006
Ghost PORN by nicvancamp Comedy
Juvenile. Which, of course, is fine for children! Its not that the film is bad, what it does it does OK. Its just no-where near the standard of many other films on the site, which have set the bar way... reviewed June 24, 2006
On Edge by Scottcade Action
Better than most of the film on the site. Only two issues I really had were A: the voice over of Sarah was a little hard to understand at times, and I may have missed out on some plot due to this and ... reviewed June 24, 2006
French Insurrection for Stunts n Effects 2 by melicendre Romance
Nice film, very amusing. Onto your point about the expansion, admitedly I am unsure as to the exact nature of its French release, but surely as a member of the EU, it would not be such a big deal for... reviewed June 22, 2006
Surveillance 3 by moviemaster21 Comedy
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Monotonous, dull and boring with some very bad editing. This just lacks any entertainment value whatsoever.
reviewed June 21, 2006
VIRUS 6 by moviedragon5000 Sci-Fi
Nice use of stunts and effects, but otherwise nothing really special about this film. Itrs just really part of teh "generic space shooter part XXIVIVIII" brigade. Try writing a bit more dialogue, or ... reviewed June 21, 2006
Stand-Up With Joe by thejoe8pizza Comedy
Well I didn't find any of the humour particularly origonal, well executed or, in fact, humourous, but neither was it terribly executed, tired or dull. An OK movie performed in an OK way. Nothing outst... reviewed June 21, 2006
Teh Alienz Invadez! by DrMad13 Sci-Fi
Nice SciFI spoof, the ending was certainly...different! Not really much else to add that hasn't already been said, so I will finnish with a song. On top of spageti All covered with cheese I lost my po... reviewed June 21, 2006
Exploding Toads by msaeluk Comedy
Mad, crazy and utterly genius. reviewed June 20, 2006
Attack of the One-Star Ninja by backstroker123456789 Comedy
A nicely put together fight scene, but no real origonality with regards to plot, character motivation or sound. Below average. reviewed June 20, 2006
Athena Project IV The Origin by fulkster Sci-Fi
Yup good film, main point I would raise would be your overuse of naration, but I gues you have already faced this after reading your description (yup, my perogative to disagree, although even I admit ... reviewed June 20, 2006
The New Mombasa Express by conspiracyroadkill Sci-Fi
The first thing I would say is that whilst the "helijet" soundeffect was an effective effect, it was a bit too loud and irritating to be used for as long as it was. Other than that it was OK, nothing ... reviewed June 20, 2006
Pretty Hate Machine by ninette1 Action
Really needs more of a story. I just thoguht it was a weird montage of separate scenes until reading all th other comments about the "twist"! But that may be my limited intellect. reviewed June 20, 2006
Ninjas in Space Trailer by docontheweb Comedy
Amusing. Certainly one to watch this summer. reviewed June 20, 2006
The Big Race 2 Barrys Revenge by Melghoul1 Comedy
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Genious. Off the wall, Bazare, without being weird, Insane without being stupid. And highly origonal! A true movies classic!
reviewed June 18, 2006
Zombies on Strike by showbiz1234 Comedy
Nice idea, could be the start of a whole new genre. On extrapolation you could next show what Zombies will do now htat they are not acting, such as working in fast food outfits, with resulting hilarit... reviewed June 18, 2006
The Blind Gunslinger by dasman Action
Excellent, not quite as good as its sequel but still a very good western. Long may the series run. reviewed June 18, 2006
Wheres my LUNCH! by rharnaga Action
Indeed, clean your draws you fruitcake!. reviewed June 18, 2006
More Tales of The Blind Gunslinger by dasman Action
Fantastic, Best line "When I'm not killin people, I'm a masseus" Don't know if that was supposed to be funny or not but it was !When can we expect to see the big hollywood production of the blind gun... reviewed June 18, 2006
TTSNS Part 1 version 2 by groove44 Sci-Fi
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Vry good intro, lots of questions that need to be answered though in future instalments. Why was Dr Zag worried that Dr Zig was ruining their rep? What was the formula they were working on? Why did wh...
reviewed June 18, 2006
Hunters Moon by Jackal1984 Sci-Fi
Contrived, cliched and about twice as long as it should have been. First and foremost, for such a long film, with such a small amount of dialogue, it really needed to have something going on with rega... reviewed June 18, 2006
The Late Rufus Jensen by heliopolister Romance
Some very choppy editing in the middle and a bit too sacharine for my tastes but an enjoyable piece of philosophical kitch. reviewed June 18, 2006
The Direction of Mike by plupi Comedy
Very very very dull. Yes it was a nice joke, and almost certainly happens in every buisness across the world every day, but you could have told this in a far swifter mroe interesting fashion. Let me ... reviewed June 18, 2006
Dry Bones by Cranium8768 Action
Very enjoyable, involving story. Yeh so its not full of flashy action setpieces,but is all the better for it. Voice acting was fairly impressive as well. Overall, very good job. reviewed June 18, 2006
when howard got fat by HowardM Comedy
Although I think you might get in trouble with the copyright rules (lucasarts are very big on that sort of thing) it was an interesting, well story I suppose, fairly entertaining. reviewed June 18, 2006
A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Use by wayneout Comedy
Not bad, not great either. Remind me never to piss you off though! reviewed June 17, 2006
K9 Genius by gercherd Comedy
I would have given this movie 5 stars like Mr Spookey, but alas you used the collie dog, which set off my collie phobia (I developed this phobia after having been attacked by a Lassie video) and I had... reviewed June 16, 2006
Shark Attack part 1 by Lukok Horror
It started well, with some creative use of custom backdrops, but I felt that as the story progressed it started to loose its way, after all, why go through the bother of introducing an investigative c... reviewed June 16, 2006
The Aluminum Housemite by weatherbystudios Sci-Fi
Well, it starts badly, it tales off a bit in the middle and the less said about the end the better. Other than that Excellent. reviewed June 14, 2006
Warren And Those Filthy Laughing Humans by vmanc Comedy
Poor story, poor dialogue. Nothing to recommend this at all. However it manages to escape a one star as at least it is consistent in itself and flows nicely. reviewed June 13, 2006
Government Surveillance by benstudios1991 Comedy
You shall now, forever be known as "PenisCam Man"! Your wedding night will sure be fun. reviewed June 13, 2006
Death of the Cowardly Chicken by ator3098 Romance
Overlylong, dull, boring with little or nothing to recomend it. All of these are words that I would use to describe the majority of 10 minute + films on the site, yours however was a delightfully cha... reviewed June 13, 2006
space race by settings Sci-Fi
So bad its good! Kind of has a unique accidental charm. Did like the "Its Mars, yes I know its not red but its the closest we could get" line. Tres Bien. reviewed June 13, 2006
THE TRUE LOVER by gospel-mc Comedy
As has been mentioned, no sound. However the worst thing about this movie, was the subtitles. I don't think you realise what they are for. They can be used to set the scene, for dialogue, foreign lang... reviewed June 13, 2006
KoRns Wacky Adventure by majicm9 Comedy
Poor sound quality and a lack of continuity, plot, motivation, script, and quite possibly copyright infringment hamper a mediocre wacky adventure. reviewed June 13, 2006
A Day To Forget by DenverFan1313 Action
Yeh, an ok rendition of a battle scene. Would have benefited from soe kind of explanation of who the combatants are, and why they are fighting. reviewed June 12, 2006
Mourning Of The Dead by docdeth Horror
Pretty good. Well made and held my attention, but could probably have done with a bit more of an actual plot. reviewed June 11, 2006
NSA Training Video by SEYMOURE Comedy
Lots of technical issues mar an otehrwise competant commentary on government organisational hypocrasy. This would probably have been better without the FX track which drowned out a fair amount of dial... reviewed June 8, 2006
The Demon Part 1 by showbiz1234 Horror
It was OK, but a bit too average, and needs more in the way of fleshing out. Basically a nice set up is ruined by an confusing and mundane second half (basically from what I take it are dream sequence... reviewed June 7, 2006
sweet dreams by Jason Harcourt Comedy
ditto reviewed June 7, 2006
Gone in Seventy Seconds by doj Action
I thought it was excellent, right up to the actual car chase! (Thought the chase itself is good as well). It just seems that everything goes to pot after that in a kind of "Ive done my impresive chase... reviewed June 7, 2006
A Frank Anarchy by beginnis Sci-Fi
This film is jam packed with ideas, unfortunately to the detriment of the film as a whole as none of the ideas are really capitalised on fully. I feel the story itself could have done without the wh... reviewed June 7, 2006
Satan Claus 3 by cd3141 Horror
Well that was fairly warped, but in a morally uplifting, socially redeaming fashion. But I would suggest some cough syrup! reviewed June 6, 2006
Gandhi- The Movie by dragadrone Comedy
Sadly a few small historical errors prevent this film from getting the 5 stars that it almost certainly deserves. As all capable historians know, the man from Birmingham ruined Gandhi's party with a ... reviewed June 5, 2006
Time for the Truth by Mnkeeboy Romance
Excellent homage to the works of Mr Chaplin, very effective look and feel (I have no idea what Ruthless Ron is on!)Thoroughly enjoyable from beginning to end. reviewed June 5, 2006
Stuck by MaggotStudio Action
A below average film (really, there are many better films on the site). For starters if you are going with the Bum: Girl: Man: form of subtitling (which, although it has its detractors does make it cl... reviewed June 5, 2006
Pirates ! by Richegroover Action
Well now I feel like building myself a mainbrace so I can splice it. There were a galleon of ideas in there, so many that I could probably parrot on about them all night! I Kidd you not this is one of... reviewed June 4, 2006
Fables Part 1 A Broken Life by GearofWar512 Romance
Seems a bit conclusive for a part 1! But its an OK movie. But there is nothing really special about this film. There is nothing that kind of reaches out and grabs you. The story, although competantly... reviewed June 4, 2006
The Homeric Hymn to Aphrodite by PhilipBoyes Romance
Nice adaption, bit too much of a reliance on stills for the first minute, but picks up well afterwards. reviewed June 4, 2006
Aegis of Therion 2 - Total Annihilation by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
Like most I initially balked at the idea of watching an 11 minute "Movie" as, lets face it, most of the epics are not! But this one certainly is. True the story is not pushing the boundaries of origon... reviewed June 4, 2006
Stuck in TheMovies by Anykeyz Sci-Fi
Nothing really much to add to what has already been said. A good movie with a twist on the whole artificial life sort of thing. Good work. reviewed June 4, 2006
The BlairBush Project by StokeStudios Comedy
Nice work on the "Tony" model and a fairly amusing piece of satire (although the American government would be more likely to plug the gaps in their finances by asking old Tone for a loan!) Nice poster... reviewed June 4, 2006
Shes Evil II by daledean Horror
Its OK, but nothing really special. Its a bit disjointed and has no "spark" to separate it from all the otehr films on the site. reviewed June 3, 2006
HORROR OF CANNIBAL BEACH by Mogwa Horror
A good paradoy, with some voice work and better editing could have been better. The subtitles at the end were way too fast!. Better than most of the crap on this site. reviewed June 2, 2006
Assassination by Ripper40 Action
Needs more extrapolation of the plot, why is the first woman hiring an asassin to kill the second woman in the first place? Why, indeed does she feel that she will be hiring him again (is she particul... reviewed June 2, 2006
Bloodchill by tmphanton Horror
I think that this is a very good pastiche of poor slasher flicks (if you get my meaning). The work you have done is fine, good editing, OK music selection but risable plot and script (in true slasher ... reviewed June 2, 2006
Life of a Hitman Trailer by sonicspiderboy Action
Pretty derivative. There are lots of "hitman" films on the site, and even though this is a trailer there is nothing that makes it stand out from all the others. reviewed June 2, 2006
Sourman by duxy Horror
Admittedly what is here is nothing particularly origonal, and I would have liked a move decisive ending, but it was spectacularly done, and had just the right number of origonal touches to stand it ou... reviewed June 2, 2006
Unredeemed by josephkw Horror
Groovy. reviewed June 2, 2006
The Revenge part 1 by Chris96 Action
Interesting set up. It would have been a bit more interesting to know why the chaps wife was a criminal, and you would have thought the pair of them would have put up a bit more resistance than "You ... reviewed June 2, 2006
Apollo and Daphne by Subjunctive Comedy
WTF! Sparks of comedic genius overcome a somewhat drawn out script (and moments when the narration is drowned out by the spot effects) Very Funny. reviewed June 2, 2006
Boredom!!!!!!!!! by pegleg Comedy
Nostalgia. Aint what it used to be! I actually enjoyed the "remake" of the Milky Bar kid advert (despite boycotting Nestle, as all good movie studio's should!) and the R-Whites ad, however felt that y... reviewed June 2, 2006
Night Train by Fortunato Horror
Briefcase! Anyway pedant head off, excellent film that is let down by the sound issue (and yes, I was turning my volume up, and up, and up again like the best of them). I don't know if you have heard ... reviewed January 12, 2006
Humanitys Resting Place by Kanissa Sci-Fi
Quite a funny movie, the whole "alien misunderstanding" should provide you with a veritable treasure trove of material (Read Terry Pratchetts "Truckers" for a bit of inspiration if you need it). Sadl... reviewed January 12, 2006
Am Ende der Distanz by Meowan Romance
Very good. The haunting music complemented the action well. reviewed January 10, 2006
Keeping Your Man by Prinzess Romance
Nicely put together but it is let down by the VO in the delivery. It is nice and clear, Its just that it seems as if you are reading the script one word at a time which kind of ruins the flow of an... reviewed January 10, 2006
Firelight by abaris11 Horror
Some very imaginative use of cutting and effects to create the action you want, but I think you have missed a few tricks. You could, for example, have one of the magicians "call down" the fog, or con... reviewed January 10, 2006
Restless Dead - The First Bite (episode one) by jameseva Horror
Excellent overall. A few things that I could have done without (Although not enought to affect the score, NATCH) The Narrator. Although it was well done, I feel it did not really add anything to the ... reviewed January 10, 2006
Alien Kidnapping by Dhampy Action
Well its not utter crap, I think you are being a bit harsh. Its just crap! However as little white lies never hurt, and you did say please! reviewed January 10, 2006
Tree Farm by plopphizz Horror
Excellent, funny as .........with some great voice acting. reviewed January 10, 2006
Fire in the hole by simon_moss Action
As a practice with VO its not so bad, a few of the dialogue scenes are a bit overly long, i.e characters stood staring at each other not saying anything) but its OK. As a movie in and of itself its be... reviewed January 10, 2006
Ne timeris Missorem by MisterC Horror
Pretty good idea, but a few things just did not seem right to me. A: Why Death suddenly accepts a deal when offered money, when he refused it shortly beforehand. B: How come Rex so quickly accepts his... reviewed January 10, 2006
Surviving Death (Part 1) by 02PARSIM Horror
Yep, reminded me a lot of the plot for Final Destination as well, but this was a good suspense type flick. I hope that this does not go down the realm of zombies/vampires etc (that you are hinting at ... reviewed January 10, 2006
Santas Innovation by Saskro Comedy
~@:@~"$ STOLE MY IDEA! That I never actually got around to using, and so technically you came up with it independantly on your own. Indeed the Flying car, wonderful use of the prop! Five stars purely... reviewed January 9, 2006
Treeline by a6h1nav Romance
Its enjoyable enough for what it i, but yeh, SAnta as an adulterer does not really work as a serious christmas film (I haveto admit I was expecting, "I got you something for Christmas....An ORGASM BAB... reviewed January 9, 2006
How it is to be dead by fant Comedy
Its OK, but it seems to be more a collection of what could be very funny ideas rather than being funny itself. But as you say this is more of a trailer than the main event, so to speak, I look forward... reviewed January 9, 2006
My Own Worst Enemy (Alternate Ending) by Cimmerz Comedy
Oddly genius. I loved the way the main character fights with himself, wonderful cutting on display, and whilst the music is not the best in the world, it does complement this film well. The only thin... reviewed January 9, 2006
Das Ende by Streberking Romance
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Fantastic. The only thing spoiling any enjoyment of this film was the sound of the car running throughout the background, but I am guessing thats a bug. The opening music was excellent as well. Top draw work!
reviewed January 9, 2006
Alex Beats on Some Bad Guys by MikeDR Comedy
That was randomly bazaar and mostly on the amusing side, verging into out and out funny on occasion. Certainly you should be writing the next Arnie flick. Gravely serious indeed. reviewed January 9, 2006
Chicken Run by God_Of_Plague Comedy
That was actually quite funny. Why settle for an emmy, go for the golden statuette! reviewed January 9, 2006
Macbeth - Act 1 Scene 2 by red_factor5 Horror
Bravo, bravo, much better than scene I. The only advice I would give would be to have the main speaker (Duncan I think, but am probably wrong) slow down a bit in his recitation as its a bit hard to un... reviewed January 9, 2006
Helping Hand by mrmichaelh Action
Although its fairly easy to follow it would have been improved with some sort of dialogue but it was OK. reviewed January 9, 2006
Mr And Mrs Clause by Projectx Romance
Beautiful man, just beautiful. Sniff. I need a hug. reviewed January 9, 2006
Burning Edison by mriamron Comedy
ITs OK, but really needs more of a conclusion and story. For example, why are the couple going out? Why did ginger call the guy a chump? (Had she set up the bananna skin for example) Watchable. The VO... reviewed January 9, 2006
Spy Games by agarrett Action
The music drowned out most of the dialogue, but it was a compact OK film. reviewed January 9, 2006
Xmas Nightmare by hydrazoid Horror
Whilst this film started very well, the origonal music on its perpetual loop did start to grate a bit too rapidly. It was also kind of predictable, that and the fact that what should have been the bes... reviewed January 7, 2006
Come On by FoDooG Comedy
That was, different. Classic Eurohumour from comedians as diverse as Edward bunnywright and Hans Guttenburg, but did I also detect a hint of Stefan Cortez in there as well. Probably not. reviewed January 6, 2006
Seeds of Evil by Throwaxe Sci-Fi
Excellent. Nuff said. reviewed January 6, 2006
How Wally Kronkerger killed by TheGreatOne1974 Horror
The editing was very good, but no plot (other than someone sneaks into a house and shoots someone), no dialogue, and no clothes either. Man what a cheap studio! You don't even clothe your movie stars... reviewed January 4, 2006
A Date With Santa by Prinzess Comedy
Overall I thought that it was a nice idea, fairly executed but the script was fairly poor and could have been better. Of course a VO is always a bonus as they are harder to pull of than most people se... reviewed January 3, 2006
Leech Maker by warpedrevolution Sci-Fi
Ahh hell, I'l be nice for a change. This movie is OK, but not one of your best. Its just too, well, familiar really. Some of the editing seems to be a bit slack as well (again not to your best standar... reviewed January 3, 2006
Macbeth - Act 1 Scene 1 by red_factor5 Horror
Is this a dagger I see before me? Its handle to my hand? No, actually, its a re-interpretation of the scottish play. Yes this is crying out for a voice-over, and really looses a lot because it misses... reviewed January 3, 2006
Santas Workshop Public Health Video 34 by IamaCoommee Romance
On the whole I found this to be average. The ending, I loved, the ending I found to be quite funny, clever and witty (did you not see the film), but what preceeded it really did not do anything for me... reviewed January 3, 2006
Final Words to a Treasured Son by HairRaiser71 Comedy
It was very good build up to the "punchline", but sadly I did not find the punchline all that great. In short, I don't get it! Which does kind of spoil the joke, but it was very well put together, if ... reviewed January 2, 2006
A Sith Lord In LA by Yngvelli Comedy
Pretty good, more amusing than laugh out loud funny but very entertaining. reviewed January 2, 2006
Lifepod by johnstonstudios Sci-Fi
Some of the subtitles seemed to go a bit too fast, but it was a nice idea. You seemed to have rushed the end a bit but it was enjoyable enough. reviewed January 1, 2006
Barrack in Dreamland II-The Return Pt 1 by jtwilliamson19 Action
That was, different. Very enjoyable. Some of the subtitles were a shade too fast but otherwise top draw work! reviewed January 1, 2006
the sexiest ending ever by blue-cabose Action
This really needs some kind of script/dialogue, and consistency to work in any way co-herantly. At the minute it just seems to be a mash of random images. Or even three different films all mashed toge... reviewed January 1, 2006
The Killer Romance by michael_allen1 Horror
That was OK, but you really needed to flesh out the characters more (strange, I know, on a site where most people are cranking out 15 minutes of dross I tell you yours is too short! go fig), possibly ... reviewed January 1, 2006
Gnadenlos by dolor Action
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Ahh the book was better. First off, let me say that your english is excellent (better than most english speakers in fact). But, on with the review. Trying to find a bad thing to say about this film wo...
reviewed January 1, 2006
Moon lit fright part 1 by swift007 Horror
I am treating this more as a trailer than an actual film (as you kind of hint at in your about). As a trailer, its ok, but make sure that in your film you give your characters motivations for whatever... reviewed January 1, 2006
Revenge Just Isnt Worth It by harvschmarv Horror
This film was OK but I found the stage directions distracting (for example (searching for evidence) or (blackmail letter). I feel it would have been better if the actior were given a line to explain w... reviewed December 31, 2005
Mad World2 by mcgarnagle Romance
Very good solid effort. Might be a bit confusing for those who don't read the "about" first, but thats more their problem than yours. reviewed December 30, 2005
The Student by wizallah2000 Action
The best thing about this film is far and away the script, which is very very good. But, alas, not your own work. That said, you have adapted from the script so you do get some bonus marks for what yo... reviewed December 30, 2005
The Sin (Final) by morganzy Comedy
It was OK, its a good joke (but yeh, heard it) However I feel that your timing is slighlty too slow, the quality of the voiceover itself is good, but the speed at which you say your lines is, just a f... reviewed December 29, 2005
A Holiday Message from the Democrats by Subjunctive Comedy
Yup, quite amusing, even for those of us who are not Americans ( I have to admit, I did not know all the characters such as Harry Reid or the chap asking why santa was'nt black, but I bet if I did kno... reviewed December 29, 2005
A Day To Forget by howlingbanni Action
Let me get this straight. Woman wakes up, gets carted off to the woods by a giant rabbit, slips on a banana skin and then wakes up. OH its a dream! That means its ok to do away with any semblance of r... reviewed December 29, 2005
Angel of Death by herr_lipp Horror
Well as had already been said, smooching between siblings, bit of a continuity error, or more of a freudian slip on behalf of the author? The opening scene also seemed not to be needed, after all we a... reviewed December 29, 2005
Timmys Christmas (30 seconds of bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Again, not as good as lottery, but ok for what it is. Must be damn hard to pull off any kind of 30 second short though (even though it wasn't!) reviewed December 29, 2005
The First Date (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Not as good as lottery (the best gag was the in joke), but still OK. Nice idea, quick and to the point. reviewed December 29, 2005
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Your so pretty! reviewed December 29, 2005
Dark Snowflake by Yogurt_King Horror
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Now that was rather, well odd. With some moments of sureal genius and others of utter crapness this is quite possibly the hardest movie to rate on the site. No dialogue, and a plot thats harder to gra...
reviewed December 27, 2005
KiRonalds! by UrinatingTree Comedy
Political satire, great isn't it. Sadly most of the gags kinda fell flat for me, and as one reviewer has already said, likening KiRonalds to the Nazi's and columbian drug cartels kinda ruins the effec... reviewed December 27, 2005
When Leaves Fall by King_Dumpalot Horror
But it makes no sense! Surely as soon as the main character (I forgot his name) found out that chris had murdered his two closest friends so that they could be together he would have run joyously into... reviewed December 26, 2005
Devco2 by Out_ofthe_Bag_Productions Action
On a scale of Vole to Whale this rates a Meh. I'm guessing something is lost in the translation! reviewed December 26, 2005
End (A Study) by Out_ofthe_Bag_Productions Action
Thats bloody good. Excellent mood manipulation experiment. reviewed December 26, 2005
A Largely Inaccurate History of the World 2 by MikeDR Comedy
Should probably be used in the current history syllabus. Hollywood, of course, have been using this series to base their history movies on since time began. Which is Ironic really, because there was n... reviewed December 26, 2005
War Of The Heart by jackalbane Romance
A good movie that sadly lacks a bit of development to make you care for each of the characters. Probably the hardest genre to pull of with machinimatronic actors but you did have a nice stab at it. H... reviewed December 24, 2005
Gunsmoke On The Horizon by ludakris617 Action
Half the film is too dark to see anything. And there is no characterisation. Sure there is a sniper shooting at soldier women, but why are they all there? Dull and pointless. reviewed December 23, 2005
10000 VC reward by rocknrollman Action
Well the build up was good, but then you went and ruined it with some rubbish VC joke (and a couple of continuity errors). It juts left me feeling that this film was a VC grab (which it is, nothing wr... reviewed December 23, 2005
Greed by cipheruzmad Romance
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Interesting story, good characterisation. Technically this is not as good as other films but it was a hell of a lot more interesting.
reviewed December 23, 2005
The Secret Life of Mr Claus by ami_silberman Comedy
Well this movie really lacks any kind of inventivness, creativity or well anything really. Little plot and less dialogue. You have just taken the santa suit and put it in a lot of random standard sett... reviewed December 23, 2005
Jetgirl The Origins by cult_inc Sci-Fi
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I think the term WTF is in order here. WTF? Admit it, you were eithre high or drunk when you wrote this, and yet, in some strange mad way, it seems to work well. No laugh out loud moments sadly, but c...
reviewed December 22, 2005
Joes Christmas Wish by SirDrakeX Comedy
Sorry but I found this movie largely dull. Let me first point out that I am not an American so this is not out of some misfounded patriotism, I did get that you were kinda taking the michael out of yo... reviewed December 22, 2005
The Dog That Made My Bathtub by Austin909 Comedy
Well this film immediatly gets 28 stars just for the title. In then proceeds to loose 29 of them for doing so little with it! Amusing little short, but not really amusing enough! reviewed December 22, 2005
Working Class Hero by weiseart Comedy
The strength of this movie depends heavily upon wether the listener likes the song, and quite frankly I thought that it was awful. Your synth player really needs to learn a few more notes, as does the... reviewed December 22, 2005
The Christmas Tree Forest by moviedragon5000 Action
Its an OK idea, but I really would expect Santa to have done something other than a generic gun battle to get his tree's back. And yes, as has already been said, that last scene with the book seems to... reviewed December 22, 2005
Shell 31 by Tenebres Sci-Fi
Well I am guessing that this is part one, but it seems as if a few parts are missing explaining why this civilian needs protecting, who is attacking them, what the battle suit was, and why that chap w... reviewed December 22, 2005
Hokeymon Gold by gummer Comedy
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A commedy film thats actually quite funny! Who'd a thunk! OK yeh if I could drone on about cutting, and origonal backdrops and music and all sorts of other anal pretentious shte that makes me look lik...
reviewed December 22, 2005
The Best by guydon01 Sci-Fi
The ultimate punchline was absolutely hysterical and indeed was the saving grace of this comedy. But alas there were not enough other funny moments to warrant giving this any more than three stars( to... reviewed December 22, 2005
The Bad Girl by ami_silberman Action
Well, lets be honest, its not very coherant is it. You just jump far too drastically from one scene to the next with little plot and less dialogue until the conclusion, which itself is very inconclusi... reviewed December 22, 2005
The Christmas Tree by Raptor007 Comedy
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Yes. Well what can we say. This is obviously a postmodern look at the capitalistic endevours of the proletariat, and how they can never truly achieve fair and equal pay in the modern workplace. We ope...
reviewed December 21, 2005
Revenge by Lorgod Action
Well its OK. But it does nothing that any other western has not done. Its certainly an entertaining film, but it needs some spark of, well ANYTHING, to make it stand out from every other film out there. reviewed December 21, 2005
Hokeymon Yellow by gummer Comedy
Again, pretty funny spoof. But other than leakachu's attitude, and lets face it a rabbit with a bad attitute is always funny, there did not seem to be many other actual jokes. I didn't find this quite... reviewed December 21, 2005
70s Guy Part 2 by hcir87 Comedy
Bad language, you are not wrong! "Please someone help me", everyone knows it should be "Someone help me, please". And everyone knows the correct way to excuse yourself for pant fumigation is to say, ... reviewed December 20, 2005
George Bush in The Greatest American Hero by studproductions Action
You know, reading the title, I though that this would be a little bit of homoeroticism involving G.W and John Wayne, but hey your idea was much better. Well you immediatly loose 17 stars for having a ... reviewed December 20, 2005
Santa and the Zombies Conquer the Nazis by brickcity5350 Action
Rather strange idea, man I would hate to be in your mind. And what the hell was that ending about? Still it was rather amusing, but a bit dragged out. I don't feel that you did santa and zombies V Hit... reviewed December 19, 2005
Saturday the 14th by FatherJames Horror
More amusing than out and out funny. Also the fart gags, well to be honest they kind of spoilt the tone and really had no place in this otherwise good comedy. reviewed December 19, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-One) by StevenKreg Action
This was quite a hard one to rate, the first half of the film (up until the theatre) was majorly bad. Dull dialogue, little plot, the two main characters seeming to have no place in the film at all (e... reviewed December 19, 2005
The Return by Aetherus Action
Very nicely put together. reviewed December 19, 2005
Embedded Enemy by Cheeseman167 Sci-Fi
Wow, so it takes just two weeks to train noob kid to be icon defeating badass, makes you kind of wonder how the shadow came to be so dangerous in the first place! Flippancy aside you have the makings ... reviewed December 19, 2005
Hybrid Theory Special Edition by thejester005 Action
The description itself shows a lot of promise, but the movie failed to live up to this. For a start, its far too disjointed. One minute Nick is skulking around a forest, the next he is in the city ha... reviewed December 19, 2005
Welcome to America Documentary by upsidedown2 Comedy
Nice saocio-political commentary. But I did find the VO at bit painful to listen to (sorry). reviewed December 19, 2005
Space Apes vs The Astro Chickens by TimBurtonFan Sci-Fi
There wasn't eggsactly any need to have one side as chickens, and I feel that you were only monkeying around having the apes as the other side. Also when you put all your eggs into one basket, if that... reviewed December 19, 2005
BEEEEEEEEER!! by Buccura Comedy
Well I didn't really like the song, although I didn't dislike it either. And the same really goes for the video. reviewed December 19, 2005
The 10th Planet by eddyryan Sci-Fi
It was an ok sci fi movie. Nothing particularly exciting or innovative about the story, But the lookaround scene got you an extra star. reviewed December 18, 2005
College Girls The Directors Cut by Wampa1 Romance
Nt really much of a love story. Just some frustrated teen pseudolesbomovieporn. And not particularly good porn at that either. Remember, we all have the internet, if we wanted to watch women with big ... reviewed December 18, 2005
Visions of Johanna by Gutts Romance
Very nice film, spoilt by an errent horse! I think that the flashback scene would have been better placed at the end of the film though, after johnny gets killed, would have been a bit more poignant, ... reviewed December 18, 2005
Cops Black History Month by tquinn19 Comedy
This is not really a satire as you made no attempt at ridiculing the actions of the racist cops. Which makes this more a drama, or re-enactment of the attitudes of racist cops. You then, however go an... reviewed December 18, 2005
A Time To Kill by richegroover Action
Well I was not really gripped from the start, I did quite enjoy the buildup. The thing which really ruined the movie for me was the ending, it just seems too rushed, all the way from the "confession" ... reviewed December 18, 2005
In Search Of Claus by Killbot2000 Comedy
Its a good enough idea, but its a bit dragged out, needs tighter editing and focus really. As it is it just seems as if you have picked a bunce of scenes and tried to write a script around them, as op... reviewed December 17, 2005
Santa Says Hello by slayter Comedy
Yeh, it was OK. Nothing particularly brilliant. Nice editing and pace etc (at least you didn't have santa wandering around for five minutes before the punchline like most do!) reviewed December 17, 2005
The All New Dating Game by ozman69 Comedy
Definitly raised one or two titters from me. A manic depressive easter bunny, whoda thunk. reviewed December 17, 2005
The Crew of the Mighty Urchin Prologue by Weaver Sci-Fi
Certainly very well done, could be a good series if you keep this sort of standard up, but its hard to justify giving this more than 3 when it really only sets the scene. reviewed December 17, 2005
Illegal Immigration and You! Illegally Rel by UrinatingTree Comedy
Well first off I should admit to not being a native to the US, but this issue is pretty universal so I shall still review it. Although I must admit one or two references were lost on me. First off, mo... reviewed December 17, 2005
War of the Stars The Hope by worldwriter Sci-Fi
Well I will give you an extra star for the rather groovey animation at the star, and the scrolling text. But the star wars rip-off itself is really nothing special. The VO was a little hard to hear, b... reviewed December 17, 2005
Hokeymon Red by gummer Comedy
Yeh pretty funny spoof. reviewed December 17, 2005
Apollyon by corinthian Horror
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Dr Zeus does Stephen King. Fricking excellent. The first movies film that I have seen that I have downloaded to watch full screen.
reviewed December 17, 2005
Neo Christ by Mailer Comedy
Pretty funny, if unsubtle, political satire. reviewed December 17, 2005
In The Dark by castlenaze Horror
You seem to have gotten a lot of contradictory reviews, some saying the ending was bad, some saying the voiceover was bad, some saying the ending was good, others saying the voiceover was good. Look a... reviewed December 16, 2005
Setup Girl by wayneout Horror
Nice idea but poorly done. The lack of sound is abominable, as is the haircolour change in the vampire dude. Also there are a few character inconsistancies, such as the mark recoiling in horror at the... reviewed December 16, 2005
007 Take On Me - Trailer (Official) by Raptor007 Action
Nice trailer, lets hope all the best bits were not in it. reviewed December 16, 2005
Being Old by rjb2112 Comedy
Well as the film consists only of a stand up routine I am rating this on the routine itself rather than any technical merrit (for which it would really only get 2 stars at best). And sadly it still fa... reviewed December 16, 2005
Das Trio-Der Erste Versuch by philnate Comedy
Far too many mistakes, and a very un-origonal idea. Bad idea, badly implemented, with nonsensical characters and actions. Nothing to recommend this film at all. Sorry but..... reviewed December 16, 2005
Chicken Fabulous by tanguygetz Comedy
A common idea that has been dragged out about 5 minutes too long. And not particularly funny either (unless swear words count as humour). This film did little other than bore me. Surprisingly enough I... reviewed December 16, 2005
Devil Plan part 1 by luci Horror
Great, another zombie flick. Its not that this film is bad, as such, its just that there is absolutely nothing here that has not been done before, and done better. How is it that the zombie is not kil... reviewed December 16, 2005
Alone by eggshine Horror
Rubbish ending, complete copout. And, indeed, where did everyone go? The bank scene was also not really needed. reviewed December 16, 2005
Friday the Halloween Nightmare by 1solitaryman Comedy
That was a pretty good horror spoof. Certainly better than a certain hollywood trilogy that I could mention. reviewed December 16, 2005
Astro Not by Ratqueen Sci-Fi
Different ending saves this from the one star it was heading for. It seems to me that you had a good idea on how to end a sci fi movie, but no idea about the movie itself. Lady shooting lasers in corr... reviewed December 16, 2005
Nothing But Red by kaipan Horror
Certainly different from most other horror films out there. Well done for adding suspense to a genuinly eerie film. reviewed December 16, 2005
Dear Santa by ozman69 Comedy
Well I just found that largely tedious and boring. Juts seemed to be an exercise in using a variety of effects. Sorry. But do have a Merry Christmas as well. reviewed December 16, 2005
Little Red Riding Hood (twisted) by brennus Comedy
Yeh nice idea, but poorly executed. Opening scene too long. The music, to me, seemed out of place. And where were the three bears? I know we should rate movies on what they are, and not what they coul... reviewed December 16, 2005
The History of Commercials Part 1 by Reebdoog Comedy
Yup very good. Well mostly. I found the "Romeaway" and "Don't bring a gun to a knife fight" funny, the rest was a bit meh, but yup 5 stars for those two bits! reviewed December 14, 2005
breathe by sli_nd Romance
Well I will give you two ratings one for the song and one for the film (because you seem to be asking for more than peoples opinion of the film. The song is very good, and I will certainly be checking... reviewed December 14, 2005
Dirty Rider by smokeycat Action
What was the job? Why can't the cowboy take it anymore? What has the sherriff asked him to do in the past that makes the cowboy so reluctant to work for him again? Why indeed did the cowboy do his dir... reviewed December 14, 2005
Origins by FatherJames Comedy
Certainly you have a well made film there, which does raise a few questions and gives me some reading to do. And I must admit that I do not know about those things you mention enough to criticise or c... reviewed December 14, 2005
Graveyard Of Heroes by stevostanley Horror
Its a shame that you let the one starers get to you and have abandoned making them. Personally, I think that lionhead should abandon charts, then there would be no point in spamming films with 1 star ... reviewed December 13, 2005
Marks Community Service by markrichardbehenna Comedy
Your gay what? As rants go it was ok, nothing hilariously funny (well except for the fart joke, you are absolutely right it does just get funnier and funnier every time I see it)but not too tedious either. reviewed December 12, 2005
Dead of Night by Scottus Horror
When I saw the length of this movie my initial thought was "bugger, not another pseudoepic that will be anything but" but I did find this enjoyable. Yes it does drag in places and some of the shots ar... reviewed December 12, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Sorry, I didn't find it funny and I don't really agree with the sentiment either so this kind of fell flat for me. Just a man standing around moaning about the, admittedly well known and accurate, bug... reviewed December 12, 2005
Confessions of the Chicken by SalParadise Comedy
Its really just one joke that is dragged out for far too long. The last minute of this film was good and I enjoyed that (indeed, dragged the score up to 2 from 1), its just unfortunate that I had to e... reviewed December 11, 2005
In It Together by Cimmerz Action
I found it just far too difficult to actually hear what was going on, and I feel that I may have just missed out on a great plot based story (along the lines of Bad Girls, the movie with Neve Cambel, ... reviewed December 11, 2005
That 60s Thing - Ep 2 by eggshine Comedy
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Sorry to say, but this is terrible. Which is a shame because you do show some talent with the editing tool (for example when the barmaid turns into a man when she passes out of camera shot, which was ...
reviewed December 11, 2005
The Sweeper by JKjunior Action
Well the whole first minute of the film seems to be completely unnecesary (when the drunk guy wanders down the street), and sadly some cutting disasters marr this film in the middle. But by far the mo... reviewed December 11, 2005
Cold Steele by FatherJames Action
Yeh, pretty good. The first half is there to set mood and atmosphere, which it does very well with the second half being the main act. Just needs a spark of originality to make 5 stars. reviewed December 11, 2005
John Corder - True Crime New York by Bonn_Coorp Action
The problem with the dialogue is not to do with poor english (because your english IS excellent, better than most native english speakers that I have met) its that the script itself is poor, and in su... reviewed December 11, 2005
Das Trio-Der Bankraub by philnate Comedy
I just did not find this film funny. All the ingrediants seem to be there, silly costumes, insane situations but each of the jokes just fell flat. This film was well put together, and makes sense, but... reviewed December 11, 2005
Nosferatu eine Symphonie des Graunes by tbirdt94 Horror
I really likedthis, one of the few movies which has little or no script that seems to work.Good attempt at injecting some personality into your characters as well. reviewed December 11, 2005
Gangwars - The Duel by Dylen Comedy
It was OK, but it starts too slowly and ends too quickly, it seems like things are just getting interesting when...oh, thats it. Nice attempt but the script needed more work, the VO was good, sounded ... reviewed December 11, 2005
Super Chicken by kaleetomey Action
No script, no plot, random scenes that seem to be out of order. For a 10:46 minute film, its about 11 minutes too long. I always try and find something good to say when I one star a film, but alas the... reviewed December 9, 2005
Gamers Revenge (FUNNY Stuff Here) by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Not quite as funny as you think it is. This film also looses a star from me due to the homophobia in the script (oh polishman one stared my film, he must be gay, and a transvestite to boot), fair eno... reviewed December 9, 2005
The Last War by Kesti Sci-Fi
Good take on the typical sci-fi shoot fest. reviewed December 9, 2005
Dead End by CitizenLoud Action
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Pretty good, nice deadpan voice for your main character and a good attempt at other voices for your other characters. Good take on the revenge movie.
reviewed December 8, 2005
Blood Money 2 Caught in a Net by warpedrevolution Action
Like others have said, some of the subtitles flash by a bit too fast, and there are a few spelling mistakes in there as well. The story itself is interesting, not outstandingly original (but hey, how... reviewed December 8, 2005
Suburban Werewolf by Backzlash Horror
Nice twist with the female werewolf, but what happened to her? Did matey boy not wonder wether the wolf had gotten her as well? Also no good reason was given as to why the reported stayed at mateys ho... reviewed December 7, 2005
Ashley Porter and the Deaths Head Legion by suedenim Action
Well you have obviously spent a lot of time on this, but like many have said it was just too long, with some scenes being completely unneccesary (such as the ending, before the credits, and the whiteh... reviewed December 7, 2005
Space Monkeys!! by FatherJames Comedy
Sorry but that was just painful. The fart gag is excruciatingly overdone, it got tiresome after it was used mroe than once in the first scene, let alone the many many times it re-appeared after that. ... reviewed December 7, 2005
Plague Survival by herr_lipp Horror
Pretty good, a few cutting decisions keep it from a four rating and it does need some extra oompfh but yeh, watchable enough. reviewed December 7, 2005
The Defenders are Go! by rovertdude Sci-Fi
To be honest, its not that your film is bad, its just well bland and generic. All the characters are very much th same as in every other sci-fi film, the plot is pretty generic too. Couple this with a... reviewed December 7, 2005
It Always Rains - 60 Second Contest by richke Action
I know you say not to rate it, but why oh why? It is excellent, especially so when considering the limitation that you have set upon yourself. reviewed December 7, 2005
That 00s Sitcom by Brodiemitch Comedy
Certainly it was enjoyable and a good attempt at a spoof, but while I found a couple of humourous lines, nothing really stood out to me as out and out funny. reviewed December 7, 2005
12 (Episode 2) by gemtaur Action
Certainly a lot of effort has gone into this (and it shows), will be interesting to see how this escalates. reviewed December 6, 2005
Forbidden Passion by Beery1 Romance
Every mans secret fantasy. Yup watching soft core porn in a computer game. I could watch it all night (what do you mean get out more!) Yeh, OK its not going to have the adult entertainment industry w... reviewed December 6, 2005
The Miracle by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Ahh man that was soo close to a 4. Hmm maybe I should explain that so I don't sound like a blamange (hey why not delete it ans start over, nah I'm onto a good ramble) I was really enjoying that right ... reviewed December 6, 2005
A Trip to Golgotha by Killbot2000 Action
That was very good. I did like the dog attack scene at the end, the way you made people believe that the dogs were crowding around was very well done. reviewed December 6, 2005
George and Saddam by Colonel Cuthers Action
I thought that parts of this film were utter genius, I loved the idea of the aliens in the head and you pulled it off beautifully. Unfortunately they were the only bits that I found funny, and to be ... reviewed December 6, 2005
HOMELAND by nickydlite Sci-Fi
You get 4 stars purely for the fighter launch sequence which was an absolutly fantastic work around within the limitations of the game (I doff my hat to you sir/madam). Unfortunately the movie itself ... reviewed December 5, 2005
Drunken Martial Artist by henny13 Comedy
As has been said, it needs sound, dialogue and some sort of plot. 2 stars though because at least it flows well. reviewed December 5, 2005
Black Cat - Episode 4 Closing in by -B- Action
A surprising twist....whatever will happen next! Oh, and i take it back with that credits bit, what you have done with this one is much better. reviewed December 5, 2005
Black Cat - Episode 3 Lets roll! by -B- Action
Whilst I would keep the whole "K. Guida is BLACK CAT!" thing (because its cool) loose the rest of the starring credits as they do drag out the start and make it a bit, well dull. But yup, keep it up. reviewed December 5, 2005
Black Cat - Episode 2 Start the Games! by -B- Action
Again very interesting. A few problems where the subtitles and the action don't line up but otherwise pretty good. reviewed December 5, 2005
Black Cat - Episode 1 Love for Sale by -B- Action
Not really much to add, as has been said, nice starter movie. Will be interesting to see how it developes. reviewed December 5, 2005
The Truce of 1914 by augie64 Action
Very good. Quite atmospheric and a different war movie (and all the better becasue its factual!) The horse, of course, does kind of spoil it in the middle (and yes horses were used in the war, but you... reviewed December 4, 2005
Stand up Comedy 66 by MadMatt90 Comedy
Well its a nice idea, but the problem is with the script. For a comedy, well there are no funny bits. It would certainly have been better if the protagonist went up on stage and we could have seen his... reviewed December 4, 2005
Message of War by whydoyouwanttoknow Sci-Fi
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Very entertaining. Nice flow, certainly the ending is different.
reviewed December 4, 2005
Carpe Diem by Strondor Horror
Nice idea, very Dorien Gray, but it is a tad, well, dull (sorry). Your voiceover work is good, as is the editing and the whole thing flows really well. But the story itself really just does not grab m... reviewed December 3, 2005
When Death Replaces Life by SothisAmon Horror
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Certainly you have created an interesting villain here (at least I hope its a villain!) but really needs more explanation as to why he is doing what he does. As it stands its just an evil religious nu...
reviewed December 3, 2005
The Dread Robots of Doom by bigcheese1 Sci-Fi
Very good, I love the robot voice effects that you have done. Thoroughly enjoyable. reviewed December 3, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
Personally I didn't like this film as there is not a ounce of origonality here. However the way you have managed to give Kong a sense of majesty and grandeur is very well done, hence the reason I give... reviewed December 3, 2005
We Are Infinity by Sharps170 Sci-Fi
I really like this film. Nice idea showing the humans as the bad guys. Could probably be the first of a series, what ever is to become of our intrepid robot captain...tune in next month to find out so... reviewed December 3, 2005
The Beast Within by riksmiff Action
This film I found swung dramatically from one scene to the next. First off let me say, its far too long. A couple of scenes really are just not needed (the jail bit, the chap reviving at the end to na... reviewed December 1, 2005
Hell On Earth Part 1 by scarfacepoo Horror
Interesting. I think you are trying to work with too many main characters (at least thats how it seems to me, part 1 introduce all the characters) and none of them really have much personality as of y... reviewed December 1, 2005
Our works by markrichardbehenna Comedy
Pretty funny, but I don't think you quite get Hero's idea! Nice rebuttal (that actually agrees with everything he says!) Oh and the first clone was of a sheep. reviewed December 1, 2005
One Star Bandit by Sevenhertz Comedy
Utter genius. reviewed December 1, 2005
The last few seconds by stevostanley Romance
This film is OK, but I did find it a tad cliched and dull. It just seems that Mr Moorecroft didn't do much with his life other than the expected, which is, of course all well and good. But does it des... reviewed December 1, 2005
Im A The Movies Star Get Me Out Of Here by yoonity Comedy
Not bad, not really enough laugh out loud moments to score higher. reviewed December 1, 2005
Yesterday Is Tommorow The Yesterday Era by Lipzinator Sci-Fi
Sorry but this film is really, really bad. OK lets start with what I liked... The title. Man that title is excellent and is why I watched it. What I disliked The film! This is just way too confusing.... reviewed December 1, 2005
3 Minutes to Change the World by hero164 Action
Sorry, but I agree with Stevo on the whole. Also I would say that I feel that your film is trying to inspire me to get off my overweight (yet surprisingly taut and attractive) butt and do something m... reviewed December 1, 2005
Blood Money by warpedrevolution Action
A bit jumpy with the editing (at the bank) but still very good. Definitely will be looking to see where this series goes. Very good intro. Why no 4 stars then..(This does deserve 3.5 but can't give ha... reviewed November 30, 2005
Brave world by serious Sci-Fi
Well it was excellent before, and it still is! ( Although I still think the second piece of music is out of place!) reviewed November 30, 2005
Wink of an Eye by sparrowtm Horror
I agree with ace 24, the zooming eye shot is massively overused (I know why it is there, but it looses its effectiveness when it is repeated every 15 seconds or so). Otherwise a fantastic film which w... reviewed November 30, 2005
This is what happens when youre bored by whydoyouwanttoknow Comedy
Its like, soft porn for minors! Admit it, you just wanted to see semi-naked fembots dancing (and who wouldnt!) Have to admit, this did make me laugh! reviewed November 30, 2005
Monsterhunt by frnor Horror
What book?!! Who said?!! I like what you have done here, but it seems to be the end of a film rather than a film itself. Perhaps some sort of prequel would be nice. reviewed November 30, 2005
Drunken Dream by JackGravestone Comedy
Pretty poor and unfunny. Stringing together random scenes with lots of swearing does not a funny movie make. The sound syncing probably takes a lot away as well, but I have not let that affect my view... reviewed November 30, 2005
MySpace Robot by JackGravestone Comedy
Nice idea, but pretty poorly handled. Some of the scenes seem to be in the wrong order (why does blokey run into the kitchen in terror for example, before the robot comes in?). Hopefully the reshoot w... reviewed November 30, 2005
January 19 2002 by dubbya Comedy
Although I did not see the interview upon which this is based I did like it, although I felt the last scene at the studio could probably have been handled better (doesn't seem to contain any jokes!). ... reviewed November 30, 2005
Snap by dubbya Action
I found the editing to be a bit all over the place to be honest, one minute so and so is here, the next they are there, the dialogue I found mostly to be fairly poor (sorry) although I did find the la... reviewed November 30, 2005
A Largely Inaccurate History of the World 1 by MikeDR Comedy
Wow, this should be on the current A-level history syllabus such are the insightful and far reaching insights insighted by the insightful producer!. More seriously, pretty funny, but the way the subti... reviewed November 30, 2005
Put The Hammer Down by Doomguy Action
Yeh, too dark to really see what is going on, though you made the most out of a bad situation with the subtitles. reviewed November 24, 2005
Short Cut by JackGravestone Action
Nothing particularly bad, but then nothing really to make this stand out from any of the many other films out there. reviewed November 24, 2005
The Substitute Wives Theory by hero164 Comedy
Very funny. Good original idea. I look forward to the inevitable sequal, "The Substitute Husbands Theory" when it is put up by your wife! Especially once she sees the subtitles. reviewed November 24, 2005
Pirates Of Nebulon V by tsmith155 Sci-Fi
Nothing particularly bad. But nothing particularly good either. Sorry, but pretty forgetable. reviewed November 24, 2005
BEAR by S1P2I0K0E0R Horror
Some pretty good one liners, but fairly average overall. reviewed November 24, 2005
Arimistace Air Raid by bradleykins Action
" I'l never leave you" And with that she left. Absolutely classic! Also one of the best impressions i have heard of a bloke doing a womans voice. I bet you can do a mean Miss Piggy! reviewed November 24, 2005
Death in Tombstone by AmmarStudios Action
Violence, sex, and a happy ending too! reviewed November 24, 2005
A Schmans Life 2 by Happy_Schman Horror
It was alright, soem good one liners, but there was a lot of echo on the mic. reviewed November 24, 2005
My Trip Through The Movies - LV by richke Comedy
Some very good one liners and a good voiceover, but on the whole nothing really stood out for me, sorry. reviewed November 24, 2005
The Last Dragon by capemedia Action
I found this quite a good take on Hong Kong Cinema (I think thats what you were trying to do) but it was probably a little too long. Lots of people running around and fighting each other for little or... reviewed November 24, 2005
Rufus Rampage 2 -Gang Turf- by 1ne8ight7even Action
Rufus, the baddest cop this side of movieville returns in his second outing. Very watchable. Certainly a series to keep an eye on. reviewed November 23, 2005
Palmer St Blues by northmeister Action
Pretty odd really. It gets an extra star due to my laugh out loud moment when "I am sure that the woman said "I knew you were psychic" (possible typo but it made me laugh) Of course I might have misr... reviewed November 23, 2005
The Frivies in A Frivolous Affair by northmeister Comedy
Admit it, this is a computer made movie that you have uploaded for extra credits! (Not that thats such a bad thing) reviewed November 23, 2005
One Star Spam by Scottfilms Comedy
I found it pretty average to be honest. Nothing particularly bad, but then nothing particularly outstanding either. reviewed November 23, 2005
REAP number 3 by kpmarine3 Horror
As I am sure you are aware, the sound issues do detract from the main film, but I absolutely love your flashback scenes (first time I have seen them done this way, and of course it seems so simple, an... reviewed November 23, 2005
Reap pt2 by kpmarine3 Horror
Again managing to keep my interest. Certainly I am going to check out part three. Still too many problems with the voiceover (too quiet, too much artifact) and you need to be careful with your copyrig... reviewed November 23, 2005
REAP by kpmarine3 Horror
Certainly interesting, but there was a bit too much artifact on the voice overs. Certainly promising start though. reviewed November 23, 2005
dangerdoom by kpmarine3 Action
I couldn't really understand the speech as there was far too much echo on the mic (to be honest, I am not sure if this was deliberate or not!) reviewed November 23, 2005
B-M (Black Man) Alienhunter by Ingamosch Sci-Fi
Pretty watchable, with the amount of decent looking stuff on here I may well have to break out the English -- German phrasebook! (As you may have guessed, I did not understand a word! and no I am not ... reviewed November 23, 2005
The French Democracy by koulamata Action
Indeed, pretty good. Not really got more to add that has not been said already. reviewed November 23, 2005
The Spanish Inquisition by Kesti Comedy
I loved the ever so subtle (in a way thats not) dig at the number of "shower scenes" which have cropped up in peoples movies. reviewed November 23, 2005
The Crisis by super_soulb Action
A bit long, but yeh very good. I didn't think much of the ending though (and for some reason the sound disapeared half way through the film, but I think that might be something up with the connection)... reviewed November 22, 2005
The Fateful Meeting by PLTucker Action
TO be honest I found this film a little dull. The errors in the bank scene (which have already been pointed out by, well most really so I won't go over them here) kind of put a damper on the whole th... reviewed November 22, 2005
Gieko by joshthink Comedy
Not really inventive enough for me to be honest. No jokes, just some singing in a car, and a man being chased by a lizard. Voice work was good but, without meaning to be an utter git, I found the best... reviewed November 22, 2005
Headmade Planets by FoDooG Comedy
Excellent. Its hard enough to be funny in your own language, but to be funny in a second language is truly an amazing accomplishment (I believe only Eddie Izzard has managed it before. And Gerard Depa... reviewed November 22, 2005
Brave world by serious Sci-Fi
I would agree that the second piece of music was not a good choice, as it did not seem to fit with the temperment of the film (it seemed a bit too jolly). The story itself is well told, but is a bit o... reviewed November 22, 2005
Terror Tales - Of Chief Concern by HyperGnome Horror
Excellent production values, you have obviously taken a lot of time to make this both look and sound excellent. However the story, whilst certainly enjoyable enough, I feel was not really as good as e... reviewed November 22, 2005
Project DNA (Part 1) by Silversong Action
"Hmm, this must be a plot device" Absolutely hilarious, pretty good avengers spoof I look forward to the sequal. reviewed November 22, 2005
Honeytrap! by Velouria Romance
As most are saying, very good voice acting. Certainly a fantastic intro to what I hope will be an even more impressive sequel. reviewed November 22, 2005
Silent Evil by Bmasters87 Horror
Entertaining. Admittedly it jumps around a bit, but then it is spoofing the games! reviewed November 22, 2005
Rufus Rampage by 1ne8ight7even Action
This is an excellent piece of work. Now whilst it is true that the subtitles do contain some, very minor, errors they have no where near as much as some of the efforts that have been put out by those... reviewed November 22, 2005
The Expendables by Hemingway Action
Thats darn good. It is a shame about the sound and action going so far out of sync because it does detract from an otherwise excellent story. You have obviously spent a lot of time and effort on this... reviewed November 22, 2005
Analysand by CAMFROMTHECITY21 Comedy
Indeed, prety good and definity a spooky atmosphere (although the fading did start to grate!) Oh, you should definitly make that film about the gorilla and the alien though! reviewed November 21, 2005
Stupid Movie ! 4 by drybeanburrito Comedy
Not really that many jokes in this, but then there are very few films that are not improved with a chicken sex scene! reviewed November 21, 2005
Trail of Blood by warpedrevolution Horror
To be honest I was torn between 3 and four for this one. In many ways it is your best film to date (ignore what I said about your western prequel!) but to be honest, it doesn't really work as a horror... reviewed November 21, 2005
Western Trail by warpedrevolution Action
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Well definitely your best yet! Although still not without its flaws. Again it jumps a bit in the middle (from the bar to the street) with no real flow, and I thing your whole man#2: Governor: Workal: ...
reviewed November 21, 2005
Dungeons and Dragons Satans Game! by antonvelours Comedy
Pretty funny. No that I know what happens at a D+D night. ahem. reviewed November 20, 2005
Coming Soon From Adventure Studios by finalsin Action
But but but WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT THE FLAMES STARTED GODDAMNIT! Teaser trailers eh, gotta love em! reviewed November 20, 2005
They came from another world by Sod Sci-Fi
Fairly entertaining. reviewed November 20, 2005
Zombie Horror by fragsta Horror
That was very good, a bit random, but hey what zombie movie isn't. reviewed November 20, 2005
City of the Dead - Part 2 by Gloryguts Horror
Wow, you own the copyright to that music?! Have to say I didn't like it when it was released in the UK charts, and didn't really like it here! Anyway, music and potential copyright infringment aside i... reviewed November 20, 2005
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor Comedy
Bloody hysterical, kept the joke rate up right till the end. I dare say that there are more than one of us that could relate to that at some point or other! reviewed November 20, 2005
The System Is Down by Ace_24 Comedy
Too short? I think it was probably a bit too long. Nice joke but it did get old fast. Very brave with the soundtrack as well, but I found that it started to grate very quickly. reviewed November 20, 2005
Night of the living Dead (A Documentary) by stevostanley Comedy
Again, a wonderful production from the master of naration. The only criticism I would make is that some of the "zombie comments" were a bit too quiet and hard to hear, but still excellent. reviewed November 20, 2005
my first movie by yxxxx Action
Pretty much agree with what everyone else says, would have been nice to know why the characters are all fighting with each other at least. reviewed November 20, 2005
Knock Knock Zombie! by agentlotek Horror
Man you are one sick puppy! (In a nice way of course;}) reviewed November 20, 2005
Bunny Narco by agentlotek Comedy
Sorry, I didn't really like the story (toilet humour not really being my thing) but the cutting and flow was very good. reviewed November 20, 2005
Die by Jaruseleh Horror
Not bad. Nice pace but some of the editing lets it down. (where did all those people come from running out the door?) reviewed November 20, 2005
Psychos by MagicAGF Horror
Thats pretty good. Very Hitch[oh please!]. Perfect pace and tension as well. Lets face it, its pretty obvious what was going to happen, but you did it very well. reviewed November 20, 2005
Galactic Battles by NoogDeNoog Sci-Fi
Pretty good, the subtitles were a bit fast and out of place, but the romance! Oh how I felt the tears well up inside me. Beautiful, just beautiful! reviewed November 20, 2005
Tumble Wood by warpedrevolution Action
Not bad, certainly flows very well (jumps a bit in the middle, between the bank raid and the arrest) although I feel the script needs more work. A prequel would probably be good, to further investigat... reviewed November 20, 2005
Here comes the mustard Gas! by Majicman182 Action
Much as I want to give this a 1, due to your complete and utter moronic attitude to criticism I feel it deserves a 3. Excellent start but it does tale off. (Seriously if your oh so hilarious take on t... reviewed November 19, 2005
Alien - Ritleys Revenge by MagicAGF Sci-Fi
Would probably have benefited more with some form of dialogue between the characters. reviewed November 19, 2005
Jesus is My Captain by Coridan Comedy
No Review reviewed November 19, 2005
Scorpio War by warpedrevolution Sci-Fi
Much better than your more recent work, but still some way to go. Try to tie the subtitles to the action on the screen a bit better and don't jump around so much and your films might flow more effect... reviewed November 19, 2005
Industry Planet by warpedrevolution Sci-Fi
Breathtaking, outstanding and imaginative are all words which no-one in their right mind could use to describe this terrible car crash of a movie. I would have hoped by now that this director would ha... reviewed November 19, 2005
Risen by matneee Horror
Thouroughly enjoyable. reviewed November 19, 2005
The Slaughtering Fields by Majicman182 Action
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A thought provoking film with a poignant nod towards the perils of war and post traumatic stress disorder. Very good.
reviewed November 19, 2005
Trail of funny tears! by Majicman182 Action
Are you kidding me? Are you actually poking fun at one of the most attrocious acts in American history. This film started out pretty good, cliched but good, but it was with mounting horror that I fel... reviewed November 19, 2005
The XXL-Files by serious Sci-Fi
I would probably have given it a 5 if I understood what was going on, although thats my fault not yours, what with me not speaking German or anything! Probably what I think was going on is probably fa... reviewed November 19, 2005
Soul Cleanser pt2 by stevostanley Horror
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Bloody hell that was good. Forget this bloody game you should be doing voiceovers for real fricking movies. And probably writing them too! The bar has indeed been raised substantially and set.
reviewed November 18, 2005
Call My Timmity by SCHAJK Action
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Pretty good, enjoyable western flick.
reviewed November 18, 2005
Contract Terminated by The_B Action
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Excellent voice work, nice pace and atmosphere, and of course the set up for the sequel.
reviewed November 18, 2005
Dick Dangerous Investigates by rogue_pigeon Action
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Despicible, idiotic, ignorant, chauvantistic, outdated and promoting domestic violence, are all words which I fully expect to see other people use to describe this hilarious pastiche of 80's macho mov...
reviewed November 18, 2005
For The Love I Lost by LionelRichie Action
Pretty good. Although he does get over the death of the woman he loves pretty quickly! reviewed November 18, 2005
End of Legend by KingCrab Action
Excellent, best in the series (otehr than the robots text, NATCH). reviewed November 18, 2005
Death Squad Five by KingCrab Horror
Excellent pace and atmosphere. reviewed November 18, 2005
Edge of Humanity by KingCrab Action
Its a bit confusing, and well red. Needs to be longer to give more of an idea of what is going on, though I suspect that this might be a prequel to the amazing "Time Flux". reviewed November 18, 2005
All Americans Should Be Medicated! by DeusExMachinima Comedy
No Review reviewed November 18, 2005
A tiny cell by serious Sci-Fi
Excellent. Fantastic pace and atmosphere, finally a director who doesn't just throw together random shots of space ships with people and aliens shooting at each other. reviewed November 18, 2005
ASBVC - Violence in Videogames by AlexStar6 Comedy
No Review reviewed November 18, 2005
Family First Impressions by ecobot3001 Comedy
No Review reviewed November 18, 2005
XXX files by GRAHAMSMITH Comedy
Gets a 5 purely for the subtitles joke! reviewed November 18, 2005
Oh to be a Zombie by ManicMod Horror
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reviewed November 18, 2005
North Carolina is for Crazy People by SprayPaintMedia Comedy
No Review reviewed November 18, 2005
The Howling by The_B Horror
Well I thought it was pretty good. Ignore the nay-sayers and keep up the good work reviewed November 18, 2005
Fighting Blind by warpedrevolution Action
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Very good. I am impressed. It tells a story and has a happy ending. Nice moral too. Keep up the good work.
reviewed November 18, 2005
Western Odessey by warpedrevolution Action
Wel lthe direction is a bit disjointed and sporadic at times, but the manifest problems with the script plauge this film from start to finnish. Nice action sequences do save this production from abjec... reviewed November 18, 2005
James Leech by warpedrevolution Sci-Fi
Very poor direction. Dull and unimaginative. Lack of pace and flow. Script needs work, particularly in the grammar stakes. This film has very few redeeming features and could be one of thousands of po... reviewed November 18, 2005
Cannibalism The Movie! by captainova Comedy
No Review reviewed November 17, 2005
Fable The Movie by stumpythefrog Comedy
Meh. reviewed November 17, 2005
Infomercial by worldwriter Comedy
No Review reviewed November 17, 2005
Gorillas That Ive Mist by corinthian Comedy
Excellent reviewed November 16, 2005
Sinner's Sanctum by tylercole Action
I found this pretty dull. Sorry. reviewed November 16, 2005
License to Ninja by rogue_pigeon Comedy
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I did like the "Oh wait, I'm not dead" moment. One of the few comedy movies that actually contains a laugh out loud moment.
reviewed November 16, 2005
Time Flux by KingCrab Horror
No Review reviewed November 15, 2005
WAR OF THE WORLDS! by Sintos Action
No Review reviewed November 15, 2005
Knight by WMain00 Action
No Review reviewed November 15, 2005
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
No Review reviewed November 12, 2005