Hobe_OJoos
Number of Movies: 3
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.62

Number of Movies Reviewed: 109
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 13
Average Rating Given: 3.36
 
Movies Released by Hobe_OJoos
Captain Zap IN EXILE! Comedy
This is the second movie in the captain zap series. Watching the first movie "captain zap IN SPACE!" is recommended. It's a sci-fi/action/comedy with blond chicks in pink jumpsuits and a lil mutiny... posted November 20, 2005
Captain Zap IN SPACE! Sci-Fi
This is the first movie that I've put more than an hour into. It's a bit cheesy and I stopped taking it seriously towards the end and just went for the B movie feel. I'm pretty happy with it and ha... posted November 13, 2005
Monsters Need Lovin Too Comedy
This is a stupid little movie that I wanted to share. I feel that it doen't need subtitles or VO, it's simple enough to let the action do the talking. posted November 13, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by Hobe_OJoos
Monkey Loving The Breakup ( by mmhanna Comedy
Kind of at a loss for words here. Um, almost reminds me of another guy I know with cool dance moves and a car with leather interior. But seriously, it's not cool making fun of rando orgasmo, it has ... reviewed December 20, 2005
Suburban Werewolf by Backzlash Horror
The music relly didn't fit at times, and you never showed what happened to Loree. Other than that, I liked the ideaand the story was entertaining. reviewed December 17, 2005
The Terra Conflicts - Pilot by mmhanna Sci-Fi
Improved my eye! There is still no music for the last third of the movie, and the subtitles don't seem any better. On top of that, I didn't see a single robot or any zigs moving for great justice. reviewed December 15, 2005
The Terra Conflicts - Pilot by mmhanna Sci-Fi
Cool premise and I especially liked the backdrops. Once again, subtitles need tweeking, some repeated some of the words of the one preceding it and others were too short. And for frak's sake put in... reviewed December 14, 2005
Wild Wild Western by mmhanna Romance
REGIS LIVES!!! Next time just be sure to make your subtitles longer, I'm not a speed reader over here. And please get rid of that piano player yeesh, it only reminds me of saddle up sally. Anywho, ... reviewed December 14, 2005
In It Together by Cimmerz Action
I really wish that I could hear the VO better, but even with some mumbling the movie is still purdy good. The effort really shows, I just want to know what's going on, maybe turning down the music wo... reviewed December 12, 2005
The Rotten Game by CowBear Action
I did like the story, and the music fit well. I only noticed one editing error, which is impressive considering the movie's length. With the exception of a little mumbling, the voice acting was sol... reviewed December 12, 2005
VAMPIRE DAWN by WPoe Horror
I liked it, nice editing and excellent idea. My only beef is that it seemed to drag, and I wasn't sure exactly what was going on a couple times. Other than that, I enjoyed it greatlt, keep up the good work. reviewed December 12, 2005
My Trip Through The Movies - LV by richke Comedy
I'm pretty sure this got a 5 the first time around, so here you go. reviewed December 12, 2005
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
it was funny, but not that funny. I've heard this rant be it in the forums, in other movies, or from my friends, many times before. It's just not as original or clever as I would've liked. However,... reviewed December 12, 2005
Nightmare Scream by Robix Horror
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I jumped, so you get 4 stars.
reviewed December 2, 2005
Hybrid Theory by thejester005 Action
The editing could have been better, especially during the subway fight. There wre other times, such as with the dumpster jump, where the scenes could have been cut a bit shorter. Even though I comme... reviewed December 2, 2005
The Blue and The Red II Final Edition by northmeister Action
That movie was far too long. Also, it seemed like you put enough effort into it to make a good 2 minute movie, which is hardly enough effort for a 12 minute movie. The story was awkward, how did a... reviewed December 2, 2005
johnny boltcutter 2 by movieman1085 Action
I didn't think it was all that funny, this movie just seemed sloppy all over. there is a couple arguing outside a ladies house, lady shoots girl, guy beats up lady? I just don't get it reviewed December 2, 2005
Letting Go by sparrowtm Romance
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At first, I didn't think I would like this movie at all, but having actually watched it I can say that this is the first movie on TMO that I actually cared about. The editing is the best I've seen so...
reviewed December 2, 2005
The Spires of Marmitron by Beery1 Sci-Fi
Cool short sci-fi movie. Unlike most others in the genre, it has an excellent sci-fi feel to it. My only beef would be the Krull using a machine gun, it seems that there are other ways to do that sc... reviewed December 2, 2005
The Backdoor Bandit by doctorfun Romance
When the VO was loud enough, it was hard to understand. The bank robbery scene seemed thrown together and the same shotgun scene was overused a bit much. This movie just didn't do it for me, differe... reviewed December 2, 2005
Jack Insane 2 - Open War by Tuppe Action
As with the first Jack Insane movie, the dialogue could use a lot of work. It didn't sound authentic and there were a few spelling errors. The plot seemed forced, like events happened for the sake o... reviewed December 2, 2005
Jack Insane by Tuppe Action
The dialogue was the weakest part of the movie, if it was better this movie could have had 4 or 5 stars. Also, some of the editing could have been a little tighter, some scenes seemed to go on a litt... reviewed December 2, 2005
Back home by Dazza99 Sci-Fi
That was demented if nothing else. My only problems were that the subtitles at the start were too fast and some of the animations didn't match up with the VO very well at times. Other than that, good movie. reviewed December 2, 2005
Those Dastardly Japs by Oneplusoneisfive Comedy
Hooray for the short film and hooray for FDR. I'm just glad somebody has realized that movies can be under 3 minutes and still be good. If you also like short movies, please check out 'Monsters Nee... reviewed November 28, 2005
Mafia Vengance by maddog22 Action
way too long, and why were the subtitles preceded by Me: instead of Tommy:? that would make more sense and flow better. if you mentioned why tommy got crossed i must have missed it because the subti... reviewed November 28, 2005
Star Punch by sweetcheeks69 Sci-Fi
no story. sound doesn't match the action. most scenes dragged on longer than they needed to. seems like something the computer made, in which case it should have been edited before it was uploaded reviewed November 28, 2005
Home Of The Braves by movieman1085 Action
what is there is cool, but going around exploding german women will only get so many stars out of me. a story would have been nice, but even developing the action better could have helped, they just ... reviewed November 28, 2005
Rob Fights Back by Jonkerz Comedy
the VO was funny, but it didn't always match with who was speaking in the bar. stupid and original, that sounds like it's right up my alley. reviewed November 28, 2005
Evil City - We need a hero! by Bonn_Coorp Comedy
it did drag on a bit, but I did enjoy the zombie and ghost scene. it would have been better if it was edited to be shorter. reviewed November 28, 2005
Zombie Forest part dos by willsteward Action
the music seemed misplaced at times and there were a few spelling errors, but cool movie anyway. try not to use the same zombie walking scene too many times on the same set next time. reviewed November 28, 2005
Zombie Forest by willsteward Action
it seemed to end a little soon, and some of the editing in the first forest scene could have been better. but I did enjoy it and I look forward to the next one, and that's what counts. reviewed November 28, 2005
Gay Cowboys in Love by novotny Action
Funny story, and very original. reviewed November 27, 2005
Till Death Do Us Part by angrycharlie Horror
cool ending, but what happened to the lover? You know you can change the sarcophagus to a coffin, right? reviewed November 27, 2005
John Corder - True Crime New York by Bonn_Coorp Action
The story was alright, but the subtitles didn't seem to always match who was speaking. I wish I knew what happened to the killer in the redy shirt. He was in the kitchen and the car but that's it. reviewed November 27, 2005
Be Careful When You Say Yes by tripmills Comedy
Cool movie, but I had a little trouble understanding some of the VOs. They seemed a little mumbled at times. Very creative and funny though. reviewed November 27, 2005
The Warning by crystaleyez Sci-Fi
seemed kind of thrown together, but entertaining and funny anyway. reviewed November 26, 2005
Dog Days by weyoun2002 Action
If Ed Wood made action films, it might go a little something like this. Besides the counter-strike like swearing, that was pretty stupid/funny. reviewed November 26, 2005
Sunday the 15th by Keoma Horror
Somebody takes a bath in a creepy cellar in a horror movie? That's never too smart now is it? cool movie, I only wish that I spoke German. reviewed November 26, 2005
A Stitch In Time (Pt 1) by LazyKat Sci-Fi
cool idea, I especially liked the rooftop scene. The subtitles went a little fast at the end, other than that they were pretty good. I only wish that there was music for the whole thing. reviewed November 26, 2005
The Last Hour by willsteward Action
I'm no speed reader, the subtitles could slow down a wee bit. Other than that, decent story and action and I couldn't notice any editing errors. It would helped if you added a few gunshot sound effe... reviewed November 26, 2005
The End of Us by MagusFilms Action
I was ready to give this 2 stars until the ending. loved the VO, great movie. reviewed November 25, 2005
Robodog by Themaskedman Sci-Fi
good: I liked the use of latex heads and armor, the fight scene was done well bad: controls randomly burst into flame and robodog seems to go from the vent to the floor to the vent, that seemed odd. ... reviewed November 25, 2005
Lawless by Sketch13 Action
Ihere was no plot, story, and I had no idea what the characters were doing or why they were doing it. I hope you put a little more effort into developing the next movie you upload. reviewed November 25, 2005
Assigned Part 1 by Darastrix Action
What's that sonny? You're gonna have to speak up! Interesting premise, but the story didn't develop enough for me to give this more stars. And the editing seemed a bit choppy in the beginning. reviewed November 25, 2005
Iraqi Resistance Under Control by Snickers76 Comedy
If that was your original bit, you'd get 5 stars from me no problem. That aside, there were no flaws with it and it was funny as hell...so 4 stars for you. reviewed November 25, 2005
Earl of Sandwich by SpaceYoru Comedy
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That was well-edited and with good VOs. On top of that, it had a very creative use of sets. However, the humor wasn't my cup of tea. But I can't let that hurt my rating too much since the movie was...
reviewed November 25, 2005
I Did It My Way by Bobaninho Action
Watching it the first time through, I was a little confused at a couple points. After speeding through it a second time, everything made total sense. The story was simple but good, and the way you p... reviewed November 25, 2005
Runaway Incident by PenwithPictures Action
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I'll take a good 2 minute movie over an awful 9 minute movie any day. The action flowed very well, which is more than I can say for many other people who use that set.
reviewed November 25, 2005
Sandwich Bar - PP by RockOutStudios Comedy
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Nazis, ninjas, and horse lovin' all compressed into just under 10 minutes of ridiculousness. I can't think of any reason to not give this 5 stars. And I promise to give all of your films 5 stars if ...
reviewed November 25, 2005
Storm Brigade Zero Operative by Achatius Sci-Fi
Well done, a movie that was actually quite enjoyable. Good story and good action. I'd like to see a sequel or two. My only problem would be that a couple subtitles went by too fast and the day/nig... reviewed November 25, 2005
The Spanish Inquisition by Kesti Comedy
this is the first movie i've seen that makes fun of the game and does a good job of it. the first half dragged a bit, but after that it was pretty entertaining. also, it looks like you actually put ... reviewed November 24, 2005
Subway to Space by superfly13 Sci-Fi
good: i did like the ending, and the whole movie was something original bad: is it possible to have each person shoot from 2 different locations on a subway? if so, that would have helped a bit...an... reviewed November 24, 2005
UFO in the battle by tourgui Action
i was a little confused, were the men fighting the ufo or the germans? would've been much better if you were clearer. i did like the original use of the ufo scene though. reviewed November 24, 2005
Joe by Tuppe Comedy
the wrong set bit was funny, other than that nothing really stood out. The driving scene could have been shortened a little, it especially dragged because of the lack of music. reviewed November 23, 2005
Revenge i will by osprey80 Action
I have to disagree with that first review, when a stupid movie is done well in a stupid way, some things don't matter. Just stay stupid and never mind what those so-called 'smart' people say. reviewed November 22, 2005
Judge Jury and Executioner by PenwithPictures Action
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Before I watched this, I saw its just us and the trees. Now I can honestly say that you sir, have a screwy sense of humor. More power to you!
reviewed November 21, 2005
They Built The Moon! by movieman1085 Sci-Fi
yeah, that was messed up. but i think it was funny cuz i watched it at 12:40 in the morning, that usually helps. reviewed November 21, 2005
The Future!!!!! by LameytheClown Sci-Fi
if you're going to make a movie that's just a short action sequence, please don't include the 'aint over yet'scene. it is way to overused. and try to have the scenes be linked by logic. first the m... reviewed November 21, 2005
Pandemic 1 by zeeto Action
this movie raised plenty of questions and didn't give any answers, I'm guessing thtat was your intention. the good: good editing, it seems like the sequel could be excellent. the bad: I'm not thri... reviewed November 21, 2005
A Life of No Choices by Druidblue Action
that cop was for sure the worst shot ever, he missed the gangster twice. and the main character sounded like one of the super fans...da Bears. the good: good story, but shooting a detective and s... reviewed November 21, 2005
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor Comedy
Yes! loved the ending and loved the binary robots reviewed November 21, 2005
Beyond Life by Amwhere Sci-Fi
the way the movie went from serious to ridiculous at the end threw me off a bit. It would have been better if the corridor fighting was shorter and more time was spent explaining how and why robots a... reviewed November 21, 2005
The Movies Ad Contest! by Sleeves Comedy
I didn't read what this was about before watching it, and I started think that you may be looney. The voice work was excellent and you really got your point across. reviewed November 21, 2005
Captain Vox and the Fate of the Intrepid by jameseva Sci-Fi
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Some people complain about sci-fi movies that only take place on ships. I will admit that it is a bit overused, but this was very good anyway. Very few movies offer anything in terms of story and ch...
reviewed November 21, 2005
The Diary of Adam West Part 1 by Phaethon0017 Comedy
Loved it, but the ending gave me the jibblies. I want to give a more in depth review, but simply put everything that was done was done well...well done! reviewed November 21, 2005
Men in Space by sketchjet Sci-Fi
Ah yes, everybody should make at least one stupid sci-fi movie. good: the humor was decent, and the crew of jerks that shoot robots and abandon their captain were amusing. bad: the editing hurt th... reviewed November 21, 2005
The Fateful Meeting by PLTucker Action
First, I'd suggest that if you do another all subtitle movie you should give the characters different fonts, just make sure they're legible. The robbery scene didn't come together as well as the rest... reviewed November 21, 2005
Semblance Of Honor by Achatius Action
As Ricky Ricardo would say, you've got some splaining to do. Was that just supposed to be an us versus them action sequence or was there some plot that we all missed? Also, the 'ain't over yet' scen... reviewed November 21, 2005
The Expendables by Hemingway Action
Excellent, you gotta love it when the pawns rise up and take charge. The VO was as good as I've heard so far and the story had no lull even though it was long. The only problem was the sound not mat... reviewed November 21, 2005
Gorillas That Ive Mist by corinthian Comedy
No Review reviewed November 21, 2005
Boyles Law by kodenkabau Sci-Fi
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fun sci-fi movie. all of the subtitles were well-timed and fit into the movie appropriately. this doesn't seem like a big deal, but most people don't seem to be able to pull it off. I'd like to see...
reviewed November 21, 2005
The Last Galaxy by cmj_mgs Sci-Fi
I really liked the idea, but during the initial boarding and the hero's attack on the alien bridge, the flow seemed disrupted. A little more editing would make this a 5 star movie. reviewed November 21, 2005
Rufus Rampage 2 -Gang Turf- by 1ne8ight7even Action
Ah yes, rufuf is bad ass. The story is pretty standard for a cop action movie, but it is done well. some of the subtitles got choppy, but that's about the only thing wrong with this. reviewed November 21, 2005
Rufus Rampage 2 Trailer by 1ne8ight7even Action
Trailer looks cool, maybe i oughta do one myself reviewed November 21, 2005
Good Idea-Bad Idea by Deikon Comedy
That'll teach ya indeed, kinda reminds me of the bit on animaniacs. reviewed November 21, 2005
The Unexpected Visitor by imthemnky Horror
I hated it until [naughty word!]adoodledoo, good ending. reviewed November 20, 2005
1940 at war by Meloh Action
je l'aime. that was alright for a first movie. a lot of people just put together simple action sequences, but focusing more on character development and plot would be nice in your next movie. Je ve... reviewed November 20, 2005
Night of the living Dead (A Documentary) by stevostanley Comedy
Any movie that has somebody drinking minus a lower jaw gets an instant 3 stars from me. I liked the idea, but towards the end whole switch a normal person with a zombie bit started losing its charm. ... reviewed November 20, 2005
Death before you by faegor Horror
Could've used more work on the story. Why did he kill the people he killed? Is he a bounty hunter, a lawman, a psycho? And a cowboy zombie would help. reviewed November 20, 2005
James the Banker by eawitt3 Action
A little more editing would have really helped, and that alien got up agian one time too many. reviewed November 20, 2005
The Thinking Device by Reserton Sci-Fi
If you uploaded this just to see how it works, then i guess it doesn't matter. But considering how many movies are constantly being released, I wish that people would put more effort into what they upload. reviewed November 20, 2005
Lord of Berlin by Patriot84 Action
Good job. the dialogue was excellent, but it was hurt by the subtitles. They went by too fast too often and it was sometimes difficult to tell who was speaking. I'm not sure if my movies have this p... reviewed November 20, 2005
Baptism of Blood and Fire by irishred Action
many of the subtitles were too fast to catch, you know you can make em longer when you edit the movie right? also, some of the music transitions seemed a bit awkward, but i guess it's hard for them n... reviewed November 18, 2005
Vorlons 2 Strike At The Homeworld by theboosh Sci-Fi
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i enjoyed watching it, but it could have been better. a few scenes and subtitles or VO would help advance plot, the humans and aliens should use diff guns, and the switch from futuristic guns to mode...
reviewed November 18, 2005
Demons Gamble by AlexStar6 Horror
ah yes good movie. BUT, some of the VO reminded me of the first resident evil, and some of the early scenes in the cabin could have been shorter reviewed November 18, 2005
ASBVC - Violence in Videogames by AlexStar6 Comedy
that was solid, the bit with everybody getting shot dragged on a little reviewed November 18, 2005
La mujer de la muerte by Ivor_Biggun Action
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cool movie, it would have been better if the husband had a better reason for ordering the hit on his wife, or if he took less drastic action. may i suggest that your next film doesnt make men look l...
reviewed November 18, 2005
Goodnight Sweetheart by Ivor_Biggun Romance
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romance isnt exaclty my cup of tea, but that was well done
reviewed November 18, 2005
Noob Wars by markrichardbehenna Comedy
excellent, the invis cheat was great reviewed November 14, 2005
Hit by Westly Action
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if there is any justice this will shoot up the charts excellent work
reviewed November 13, 2005
Attack of the Space Chickens by TheRyuujinMike Horror
chickens go rarr? it would get 5 stars if he threw it in the space deep fryer. reviewed November 13, 2005
Never Walk Alone by sketchjet Action
most movies here that are over 3 minutes arent worth watching, but that was pretty good. my only problem with it would be the overused ending and no music. lemme know if you wanna do that exponentia... reviewed November 13, 2005
D 37 by Geekdom Sci-Fi
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that was pretty darn good. it's a great example of what people can do with the game when they get creative.
reviewed November 13, 2005
Star Wars The Invasion of Tantive IV by G_Lucas Sci-Fi
it might be smart to keep this movie to yourself, lucas is probably sending his squad of robot ninjas after as i type this. best of luck. reviewed November 13, 2005
Fifties Robot Amok! by Redeye0311 Comedy
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
GoodBye Boris by ProdigyStudios Horror
solid movie, but the music at the end was a bit out of place reviewed November 13, 2005
Fable The Movie by stumpythefrog Comedy
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
Far From Home by Sookta Action
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
Real criminals by keeskrokket Action
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
Fight for apperature by keeskrokket Action
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
RUN! by Jixo21 Action
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
so is this funny by osprey80 Comedy
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
Shadow Knight The Awakening by Evil_Eye_Productions Action
this needed more editing, most of it had no music and some of the first driving scene dragged on a bit. reviewed November 13, 2005
My Trip Through The Movies by richke Comedy
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
Takeway Food by mfarrar Horror
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
Alien in my Platoon by capadocian Horror
No Review reviewed November 9, 2005
The Revenge by Wormel Action
it was ok, i just hope that rising from the dead only to be stabbed in the face scene doesn't become overused. reviewed November 9, 2005
Pony Express by rexbox Action
the voice acting is what made this movie as good as it was. with subtitles this would've been very average. so everybody go buy microphones now. reviewed November 9, 2005
Un jour comme un autre by kijote Action
well done, this is the first movie i've seen here that takes itself seriously and is still decent. the makers of SUS should pay close attention to this and take notes. reviewed November 9, 2005
American Teen X by mungoshuntbox Romance
No Review reviewed November 9, 2005
Saddle Up Sally by taswell Action
i usually would say that was very good for a first try...but...um...er reviewed November 8, 2005
ID5 by pro Sci-Fi
I enjoyed it, but the blue killer robot didn't seem to do much...and where was the ending? reviewed November 7, 2005