Esch
Number of Movies: 8
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.86

Number of Movies Reviewed: 60
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 9
Average Rating Given: 4.0
 
Movies Released by Esch
How To Win Movie Competitions Comedy
Brought to you by bitterness and too much caffeine. A training film on how to win movie competitions. First movie where I used props extensively. Also expect to see cameo appearances from most of my ... posted February 14, 2006
Santa And Jesus VS The Easter Bunny Action
Jesus and Santa team up to take on the Easter Bunny and his evil Peep army! This is my first movie with voiceovers. If you like this, please spread the word! I am quite proud with how this one turne... posted December 23, 2005
Santa And Jesus VS The Easter Bunny Action
If I do say so myself, this is the best Christmas movie you will ever watch for the competition! Jesus and Santa team up to take on the Easter Bunny and his evil Peep army! This is my first movie with... posted December 22, 2005
On Empty Space Sci-Fi
A legendary Captain and his crew hunt for alien life in this epic struggle for survival out in deep space! SPECIAL NOTES: My first Sci-Fi movie, with subtitles. posted December 16, 2005
Apes A Poppin Action
Two lovers go for a drive when an evil ape named Bingo gets in the way! The most costly film to date at around $339,000. Four workers were killed on the production, however, the ape was unharmed. SPE... posted November 20, 2005
Girl Fight Action
What do you do when you stand in line for over two hours? You fight, that's what! Third movie posted and the first that I'm actually happy with how it turned out. Enjoy! SPECIAL NOTES: First movie up... posted November 13, 2005
The Bum Hooker Romance
This movie had a more streamline story line, and although it made more sense than the first movie I made, I still focused on story by actions and not subtitles. I thought the actions spoke for thems... posted November 11, 2005
Bad Hair Day Comedy
This was my first movie ever made and released online. I concentrated strictly on story and not subtitles or voiceovers. As far as the story goes, however, it was meant to not make any sense. I was ju... posted November 10, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by Esch
The Car Whisperer by supercozz Comedy
Fantastic! Great VOs and story! Good work! reviewed February 25, 2006
A Dogs Tale by wriphejr Sci-Fi
Great job! Got a good laugh out of him turning into a werewolf. I was hoping for a darker humor type of ending though, but that's just me. :P reviewed February 25, 2006
You Cant Do That on TMO by MrOsterman Comedy
Good job! It could have been a little shorter and the one voiceover was a little rough from a technical standpoint, but other than that great work! reviewed February 25, 2006
Jay Fox 3 Clowns day out by crossfire655 Comedy
VERY funny! Great job! I loved it! reviewed February 16, 2006
The News According to Alan Davis by JazzBlack Comedy
Great job! My only suggestion is the music was really rough at the beginning, but other than that, you had me laughing hard with the car door opening on the runner! Funny! reviewed February 16, 2006
Baby for Sale by StokeStudios Romance
Great job!! Very well done! reviewed February 16, 2006
J West by Big_jr Action
Editing could be tighter, and there were some continuity problems sprinkled throughout the movie along with some odd shot selections, but other than that, you did a good job!! reviewed February 15, 2006
Timmys Christmas (30 seconds of bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Loved it! I especially liked the background music. If the movie were any longer than 30 seconds, peoples heads would probably explode from listening to it. :P reviewed December 26, 2005
Mission Santa Part 1 by nasum84 Action
Not bad! I'm noticing an alarming trend towards movies with Santas using weapons. (Including mine, heh.) My only concern is that the subtitles were too fast in places and in others the font was so sma... reviewed December 25, 2005
Dead Silence by Sphinx86 Horror
Very good job! Would love to see a sequel to this! Feel free to review any of my movies if you want, would greatly appreciate it. Thanks! reviewed December 25, 2005
Miami Christ by Sphinx86 Action
A bath robe! Why didn't I think of that for my Jesus in my movie! The conversation in the car about the glasses was very funny, loved it! My only concern is the editing could have been a little tighte... reviewed December 25, 2005
Xmas Nightmare by hydrazoid Horror
Great job! My only concern is some of the subtitles were too fast and I couldn't read them. Please review my Christmas movie called "Santa and Jesus VS The Easter Bunny" Thank you! http://movies.lion... reviewed December 23, 2005
St Nicholas is coming to Earth by davidwww Action
I loved it! Great job! You would have had 5 stars but the subtitles went by WAY too fast, it was very difficult keeping up on reading. Other than that, fantastic job!!! reviewed December 23, 2005
The Real Santa Claus by mark[naughty word!]hilla Comedy
The "Elves and Candy" line had me laughing because of his little happy dance. That was funny. My only concern is that you need to add a wind screen to your microphone, other than that good job! Plea... reviewed December 23, 2005
Acorn (Episode 1) - Purpose by SOULSWORD Action
Fantastic!! Keep up the good work! Per your review swap request on the forum, please review my movie, thank you! "Santa and Jesus VS The Easter Bunny" http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/26445 reviewed December 23, 2005
I Saw Granny Kissing santa! by antswillrulesoon Comedy
Good job! My only concern is some of the subtitles went by too fast, other than that, great work! reviewed December 23, 2005
On A One Day by devilboy204 Comedy
Nice touch with the clown. It makes no sense, but hey, neither does the rest of the film. Good job. :P reviewed December 23, 2005
Deal Or Death (part 1) by scarecrow1981 Action
Not bad! reviewed December 23, 2005
The Trial of Chico Reyes by Dylen Horror
Great job! I loved the white flashes for the gunfire. Great use of the heart beat sound effect! reviewed December 23, 2005
The Gunmaker by bram_z85 Action
Great job! My only concern is the subtitles went by way too fast. I didn't get to read them all. Other than that good work! reviewed December 23, 2005
Young Santa by BobbyWadd1 Sci-Fi
Fantastic job! I never knew Mrs. Claus' first name was Helen. :) Nice touch having it be in the old west. reviewed December 23, 2005
Space Apes vs The Astro Chickens by TimBurtonFan Sci-Fi
Very funny! My only problem was the subtitles went by too fast. This might be a case where voiceovers would work better. Other than that, great job! reviewed December 23, 2005
Somewhere at Christmas by Fedaredan Romance
Fantastic job! Great work! reviewed December 23, 2005
The Heist by skarsten Action
Great job! I really enjoyed it! reviewed December 23, 2005
HoHoHo or A Bad Day by sarek13 Comedy
Not bad! reviewed December 23, 2005
The All New Dating Game by ozman69 Comedy
Very funny! I loved the bunny's responses, great job! reviewed December 23, 2005
Joes Christmas Wish by SirDrakeX Comedy
Very funny! Great job! reviewed December 23, 2005
Fight Of The Stink by webwalkerdruid Comedy
Featured Review
Sorry, last time I checked, toilet humor has never been funny. You get an extra star for the custom opening credit music, that much made me laugh.
reviewed December 21, 2005
Strange Legs by kevonski Comedy
Nice attempt! reviewed December 21, 2005
The Last War by Kesti Sci-Fi
Excellent job!! My favorite thing was the editing, you really did a great job with it!!! Keep up the good work! reviewed December 20, 2005
An Open Letter to The Movies Community by JPaterson000 Action
Nice job! reviewed December 20, 2005
The Propshop by Chiprocks1 Comedy
Interesting choice of music. reviewed December 20, 2005
Holidays-Audio Fix by Manky Comedy
Great job! reviewed December 19, 2005
Under the Boot Chapter One Trailer by kuroken Action
Good job! reviewed December 19, 2005
The Jihad Before Christmas by herr_lipp Comedy
Great job!!! reviewed December 19, 2005
Queer Planet by TerranceDC Sci-Fi
Not sure why there was just voiceovers towards the middle and not anywhere else. I think the movie could have been cut in half and still be able to tell the story successfully. reviewed December 19, 2005
A Day In Maine by kevonski Comedy
Norman Bates lives again! Loved that morbid element! My only concern is the editing could have been a little tighter. reviewed December 19, 2005
The Santa Redemption by max_voodoo Action
Everything was great except for the subtitles going by too fast. There was a few times I didn't get to read the whole thing. Other than that it was perfect! reviewed December 18, 2005
Conscience by FraasMovies Action
Fantastic job!!! reviewed December 18, 2005
Night Of The Dead by darkstar13601 Horror
Great job! reviewed December 18, 2005
Alone by eggshine Horror
Featured Review
I think this has great potential if you chop off the second "it's just a dream" part at the end. I loved the somber music you chose for the first part. Chop off the end and I think this could truly be...
reviewed December 18, 2005
Charlie The Chicken by Fedaredan Comedy
Great job! Good voice over work! reviewed December 18, 2005
Fun With Native American Stereotypes by corinthian Comedy
Spontaneous dancing! I love it! Great work! reviewed December 10, 2005
Highschool Sweetheartbreak by max_voodoo Romance
Good first attempt dude! Keep it up! reviewed December 1, 2005
Tramps Last Trick by AKComic Comedy
Featured Review
You killed Charlie Chaplin! *gasp* I like the use of the text screens, nice solution!
reviewed November 20, 2005
The Echo of War by ekho Action
Featured Review
Fantastic! If this were a true John Woo movie, you would have had a guy flying through the air with both pistols blazing... but I understand that shot isn't in the game so I'll let that go, heh. :P I ...
reviewed November 17, 2005
Slow Motion Combat test by super_soulb Action
Excellent test! reviewed November 17, 2005
Gasp! Aliens! by RestlessPen Sci-Fi
Featured Review
Very good first attempt at comedy! Keep up the good work!
reviewed November 17, 2005
The Evil Dead by itani Horror
Great job! "Give me some sugar baby!" reviewed November 13, 2005
An Endless Chase by FesterShinetop Action
Featured Review
Great storytelling! Very well put together. Good job!
reviewed November 13, 2005
Ninja vs Robots pt1 by Esgay Action
Featured Review
GREAT JOB! I loved it! You're a good storyteller. My only advice is to work on the soundtrack stuff. You can add more than one soundtrack to help fill out the dead air.
reviewed November 12, 2005
Un jour comme un autre by kijote Action
Loved it! reviewed November 10, 2005
Red Space by Seibei Sci-Fi
Featured Review
Good work!
reviewed November 10, 2005
Vortron by Subjunctive Sci-Fi
This was very well made except for the font issues. The font was barely readable, even in full screen mode. Careful on the font color / background color combinations as well, that made the intro credi... reviewed November 10, 2005
Abide By Mikez by Lottoz23 Action
Gorillas Unite! reviewed November 10, 2005
Whip Toby Square by JoP Comedy
Kill them all! reviewed November 10, 2005
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
Featured Review
FANTASTIC! I laughed all the way through, great work!!
reviewed November 10, 2005
If You Smoke Zombies Will Come Kill You by brandonmccool Horror
Would have loved to hear sound with this! Looked good otherwise! reviewed November 10, 2005
Kiss me at midnight baby by Mamboprincess Romance
Loved it! Keep up the good work! reviewed November 10, 2005
The Wierd by Juno100 Comedy
Sounds like you had a lot of fun doing this! Keep up the good work! reviewed November 10, 2005