epoling
Number of Movies: 1
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.75

Number of Movies Reviewed: 38
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 1
Average Rating Given: 3.74
 
Movies Released by epoling
The Kindness of Sarah Romance
An alien love story from the early 1930's. posted January 3, 2006
 
Movies Reviewed by epoling
Mr Roboto by Luskington Sci-Fi
This deserves to be on the old Saturday Night Live "Really Bad Film" skits. My main problem was that I couldn't identify Tim Awesome.... He should have been the human. While it was already so bad a... reviewed February 11, 2006
Tender Hearts by Luskington Romance
Long for a Luskington film, but funny. A good use of a pre-made film given new life with voice overs. reviewed February 11, 2006
City Life by Luskington Comedy
Amusing, and great music! The music seems to be Luskington's trademark, and it is sometimes the best part of the film. This one had a good joke, though it actually went on a bit longer than necessar... reviewed February 11, 2006
A Well Deserved Vacation by Luskington Action
Starts as some kind of spy thriller, ends as a love story... Nice. I like a movie that isn't afraid to switch genres. Not as funny as some films fromt his studio, but much more so than others. reviewed February 11, 2006
Guess What by Luskington Comedy
Good voice acting, and I loved the music! However, the joke is spoiled by the editing. The main character asks his friend to guess "What's in his hand". Several shots clearly show both hands, and t... reviewed February 11, 2006
First Date Last Date by Luskington Comedy
Sad... Sick... Twisted... I laughed at it (and am still doing so). Another nice short movie that just gives you the joke with no wasted film. When Luskington's jokes work, they work well. reviewed February 11, 2006
And Twins by Luskington Comedy
Sorry, I just don't think this was woth 36 seconds of my life. The payoff is if you didn't find these two semi-clad (but not sexily so) women lying on a bed sexy, you're a woman or gay? Huh? And wh... reviewed February 11, 2006
Military Schmilitary by Luskington Action
It was amusing, but the handshake bit just didn't work for me. Some good lines, and the voice acting was varied. The guy riding by on the horse in the background was a bit distracting. reviewed February 11, 2006
Awkward! by Luskington Comedy
If it seems dumb at first, let it go through the credits. Then it's funny. Not as funny as "Boobs", but funny. And again, just the right length. reviewed February 11, 2006
Public Service Announcement by Luskington Comedy
The middle fell flat for me. The beginning, where he describes the power of movies, was funny, and the end, when he comments on why he is "Awesome" was amusing. However, the actual problem and solut... reviewed February 11, 2006
Boobs by Luskington Comedy
A short films that ran the perfect length of time for the joke. In this case, as it was basically a short joke, the use of a man to do the female dialogue really didn't matter to me. As this is a fa... reviewed February 11, 2006
Freedom is no Crime by SeRig Sci-Fi
I would have to agree with Aaron703. The major problem I had with this movie was it's lenght and lack of detail. How did the government learn of his planned escape after he killed his friend? Why w... reviewed February 11, 2006
Trust! by pegleg Horror
Technically not bad,but the story definitely doesn't work for me. There are too many reasons why this would never happen (except, perhaps, in an urban legend.) Other employees of the bar didn't real... reviewed February 11, 2006
Mobile Phones Hurt My Brain by db4321 Comedy
Featured Review
Love it! This is a great commentary on the rise of the great nuisance known as the "cell phone". The bouncy music kept the mood. While I saw the end coming from afar, the use of camera angles was d...
reviewed February 11, 2006
Pizza A Vegetarians Tale by robsynth Action
Creepy... After seeing Vegetable Man, I will never eat vegetables again. It's all meat for me from now on. reviewed January 30, 2006
Welcome to Spittys by nandoboom2 Comedy
Too much swearing, voices and subtitles were off from the action, and it just wasn't amusing. It was difficult if this was supposed to say something about the low quality of wait staff you find in so... reviewed January 29, 2006
Trailer Plan 98 by alez13 Sci-Fi
This doesn't look like a movie I would enjoy, but if it matches it's trailer, it lloks like it will be well made and worth watching for those who enjoy Alien vs. Predator type movies. Since it is a t... reviewed January 27, 2006
Ah SCREW THIS! by lotsosuits Comedy
Uh.... What can I say? This just isn't a very good movie. No motivation, continuity, or even reason to watch this. reviewed January 27, 2006
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
Good use of sets, costumes and the rest of "The Movies" engine. The dialogue was good, and the dancing natives were excellent. reviewed January 27, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) by crazeyal Comedy
Original and funny! This is short, but packs a good story. reviewed January 27, 2006
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup by Pulp Celluloid Comedy
I liked puddles and hope he becomes a big star. However, this movie seemed a bit bland. reviewed January 25, 2006
Cougar Juice Saves Christmas by Pulp Celluloid Comedy
Not my cup of tea, really, but not bad movie making. It would have been better if the voices would have been synched. reviewed January 25, 2006
Drunk Naked Chicks by Pulp Celluloid Comedy
I enjoyed this movie, and it's use of custom content. Not as naked as the name suggests, but I am guessing the folks in the middle -- the ones in the diner -- were plenty drunk. reviewed January 25, 2006
Tales From The Subway Phone Booth by TheWolfska Action
Creative, but predictable. The use of black in clothing the actors ended up causing them to blend in with parts of the sets. reviewed January 17, 2006
What if Jenny Gump Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
Just note up to the usual standards of the other movies by Ozman89. This wasn't as funny as the Dating Games or the 30 Second series. I would have liked to see more with Jenny and less about Vietnam, as well. reviewed January 16, 2006
The First Date (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Okay, the payoff for the first two. I hope there are more to come. reviewed January 16, 2006
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Funny! I love the 30 Second series, and hope that Ozman89 makes more. Not the best movies ever, but great for a laugh. reviewed January 16, 2006
Timmys Christmas (30 seconds of bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
This is why I have bookmarked this studio. I can count on Ozman89 to make me laugh. Not perfect, but plenty of funny. reviewed January 16, 2006
The All New Dating Game by ozman69 Comedy
Hilarious!! I found this after watching the second episode. I would have found it a bit better if a girl could have done the voice for Mona. reviewed January 16, 2006
Ben and Dylan fall in love by tehcanadianbacon Romance
Whoa! Give me some subtitles or dialogue. There seems to be a story here, but I can't figure out what the heck it is. And what is up with the strange make-up on the guy at the start? reviewed January 16, 2006
Tree Farm by plopphizz Horror
A cute, if creepy, Christmas tale. Good use of the location as well as the props at hand. reviewed January 15, 2006
Change of Fortune by Valtharius Sci-Fi
OH WOW! This has got to be my favorite movie yet! I was going to give it 4 stars, because the beginning was a bit drawn out (too many locations seen), but as it got going, it picked up speed and by ... reviewed January 15, 2006
Deathtrap by Tamptak Horror
I liked this. The use of classic urban legends (with your own variations) was good. The mood was effective and the ending was unexpected. reviewed January 15, 2006
Love Immortal by Death13 Romance
Great use of music and a nice story. I liked that the ending seemed somewhat ambiguous. Sometimes there is no easy answer to resolve pain. reviewed January 15, 2006
Survival Game by Dylen Horror
Very Good Movie! Wow! It captured Saw without being Saw. reviewed January 15, 2006
ROPIS by mcgarnagle Comedy
A funny movie with good voices and use of sets. I hope to see more of ROPIS. reviewed January 15, 2006
A Is For Alice by plopphizz Sci-Fi
An excellent movie! I didn't miss the missing letter, and found the use of the rest to be a great way of telling a tale. I can only aspire to try and make a movie to share that is half as good as this. reviewed January 7, 2006
The Bums of Fifth Ave by tlpoling Romance
A real old fashioned early-1930's love affair! Good use of the era and dialogue. reviewed January 3, 2006