Number of Movies: 7
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.49

Number of Movies Reviewed: 84
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 12
Average Rating Given: 4.05
Movies Released by diamondhammer
The Film That Sense Forgot Comedy
This is just a movie I threw together in about an hour, which charts the long emotional development of King Tibbs the bunny rabbit in his constant battles with clown Hitler. RIPOFFS : Almost everythin... posted February 21, 2006
Pookeymen Episode Two Comedy
The sequel to Pookeymen Episode One (obviously). You may want to see the first one at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/40307. This film covers Dust's first battle with Weird Pookeymen Trainer #1, and ... posted January 26, 2006
Pookeymen Episode One Action
An epically exploitative rip-off of Pokemon, this has been declared Movie of The Year (by me). Sequels soon to follow! The second is now up at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/47608. Come on down and ... posted January 12, 2006
Lupi Maximi Horror
The badly made sequel advertised at the end of Lupus Maximus, in which some drunk finds two werewolves having it out in the middle of the forest, turned into a sort of comedy. You may want to see Lupu... posted December 20, 2005
The Curse of the Time-Travelling Bathroom Comedy
An epic rollercoaster of a film, where some guy randomly gets transported around in time for no adequately explored reason. In the bathroom, there's no-one to hear you scream anyway... posted December 18, 2005
Just cant get enough of that wonderful sex! Romance
This is an epic tale of two primates' love, and the nonsensical events that go with it. WARNING : THIS FILM MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. ENJOY AT YOUR OWN RISK. Responses to reviews evilnoob - Yep, it... posted December 18, 2005
Lupus Maximus Horror
This is my first film online, a horror film of the age old 'werewolf brutally kills stupid American teenagers'. Sorry about the loss of music at the end. Please leave reviews (even if you thought it s... posted December 18, 2005
Movies Reviewed by diamondhammer
Lingerie fashion show by ablack Romance
No Review reviewed May 4, 2006
A Frank Anarchy by beginnis Sci-Fi
Nice sci-fi film, but I kinda lost interest at the end. reviewed February 25, 2006
Chicken Run by Lkuey Comedy
No plot. No editing. No continuity. No reference to Chicken Run (the real one) at all. One star. reviewed February 23, 2006
When You Have Friends Like This by lohrj Comedy
Great film, very funny. reviewed February 22, 2006
Operation Invasion by Fischii Sci-Fi
Good solid film. Didn't understand most of the dialogue, but I got the picture. reviewed February 22, 2006
Rockys Meatball by rharnaga Action
Quite fun to watch, and a fairly good idea. reviewed February 22, 2006
The Fugitives 1 by nathan113 Action
A very nice film, good editing, good plot and well thought out. reviewed February 21, 2006
Criminality 1 by ablack Action
Excellent in most parts, but keep away from unedited Ain't Over Yet scenes. reviewed February 21, 2006
Somethng in the Spaceship 2 by ablack Sci-Fi
Completely bananas. I liked the ending especially - 'Concentrated sulphuric acid will cleanse my sins'... reviewed February 21, 2006
Something in the Spaceship by ablack Sci-Fi
Hilariously nonsensical! I love it. reviewed February 21, 2006
Dead Range by KKB Comedy
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The sense stops here.
reviewed January 28, 2006
The Bedroom Warphole by morgan-92 Action
Good. However, I can't help but feel this is a (better made) ripoff of my film The Curse of the Time Travelling Bathroom. reviewed January 28, 2006
The Trials of Explosivo! Episode II VO by madmatt7g Action
Great. Just great. reviewed January 28, 2006
Good Idea-Bad Idea V by Deikon Comedy
One of the funniest films I've seen on this site... very good. reviewed January 27, 2006
The Revenger by scorpio1018 Action
The other reviews say all I wanted to - good editing, good plot and vo. reviewed January 26, 2006
Schoolgirls in Trouble2 by robpreece Horror
Nothing special, but certainly not bad. reviewed January 26, 2006
War With Aliens Chapter 3 by cdayton93 Sci-Fi
Not as good as the other two, but still nice work. reviewed January 26, 2006
X-MAS DEAD Tod an Weihnachten by scyride Horror
Didn't understand much of it, but I thought there was some real potential here. reviewed January 26, 2006
Nerdz by chaosllama Comedy
Did make me laugh, but I hated the VO. reviewed January 19, 2006
Xavier Hardcastle Blast from the Past by johnnymaddog Sci-Fi
Very nice for a first upload. reviewed January 18, 2006
The Life And Death of Spongy Anderson! by VelvetFog Sci-Fi
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Very, very good. Made me chuckle quite a few times.
reviewed January 17, 2006
Bonnette and Clydesdale by danedwardsuk Action
Interesting. It was quite good. reviewed January 17, 2006
Attack of the Killer Bananas Part II by phisor Comedy
Good film. Made me laugh a few times. reviewed January 15, 2006
Peremptorily by nacci Comedy
Nice little comedy. Well done. reviewed January 14, 2006
The Night Calls by engremore Horror
A bit long. Great, but definitely dragged out too long. Shortened to about five minutes, this would get 5 stars. reviewed January 14, 2006
The Boarded Ship by frostyelf Sci-Fi
Not great. Three stars rounded up from 2.5. reviewed January 14, 2006
The Baggage Boy by michaelki Comedy
Sorry, but this is terrible. Perhaps if an alien burst in and shot him, it might be better. reviewed January 14, 2006
Star TrekWake of the Alien Alliance by warstomp Sci-Fi
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Fairly good. I'd like to see some better editing and VO, but nice try. You want to get this seen, go to www.reviewtrader.com.
reviewed January 14, 2006
Baggage Boy Remix by madman12300 Comedy
I liked the plot and it was fairly well done. Plus one star for youth bonus. reviewed January 13, 2006
Le Fighter by Saminity Action
Interesting idea, but poor execution. Bad editing but the action scenes were well done. reviewed January 13, 2006
Gas Station Nightmare by coldgrave Comedy
Very nicely made little film, and the best VO I've heard for a while. reviewed January 13, 2006
We need more Sets! by TimBurtonFan Comedy
Nice. Very nice. I can't give it a five because it's not really a movie, but very well made, and the message is very obvious. Well done! reviewed January 13, 2006
The Briefcase (with subs) by TrueSilver Action
Interesting idea, and good execution. Three bumped up to four because it's you first movie. reviewed January 13, 2006
Agent XIII by dARKsUN Action
Am not fluent in German so I didn't know what was happening most of the time, but a very nice little film with some good effects and a thoughtful storyline. reviewed January 12, 2006
Dream by mixel Action
A good film. As has been said, nice work with the ending. I look forward to more from this studio. reviewed January 12, 2006
Letorologia - The clock by Koreom Sci-Fi
Very nicely done, bordering on five stars. Good VO for a first attempt. reviewed January 12, 2006
Santas Innovation by Saskro Comedy
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. The car effects are great (stopmotion, right?), and the giant robot made no sense but was great. Well done! reviewed January 10, 2006
Silent Noir by HairRaiser71 Comedy
Amazing, technically and comically. It made the classic kind of nonsensical sense that good comedies use, with a good story to boot. Well done! reviewed January 3, 2006
Santa's Visit (SE) by hisstorymn Romance
Nice Christmas film, better than most of the stuff out there. Not a winner, but a good film. reviewed January 1, 2006
The End - Episode 3 by DarkElfWsV Action
Nicely made. Good use of custom backdrops. reviewed December 31, 2005
My girlfriend is an alien by T_L_T Comedy
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Original, well made and clearly a labour of love. Last time I tried to do something as ambitious as that, I temporarily entered catatonic schizoprenia. Hats off to you.
reviewed December 29, 2005
A Town Called Blood by Margareth Horror
Nice film, but the plot was a little hard to follow due to lack of subtitles. Better than my first film, anyway. reviewed December 29, 2005
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
OMGLOLXDXDROFLLMAO:)L33T! In cinematic terms, a comic masterpiece that had me laughing all the way through, especially the monkeys. Well done! reviewed December 25, 2005
VJNN Videogame Junky News Network by EgoAnt Comedy
Really very well done in my opinion. You can do deadpan humour well, and I liked the interjections pertaining to the chip. Otherwise, I thought this was creative, funny, and slightly twisted. Five stars! reviewed December 24, 2005
Squad by nasum84 Action
Good, but nothing really outstanding. reviewed December 24, 2005
The Cellar by JvG Horror
Good, but a little more explanation would be nice, as would some subtitles. Why is the zombie dude in the house? Is the house hers? If not, why did she go in? If so, why was she frightened by things i... reviewed December 24, 2005
Night of the Lupe by Vozpit Horror
Excellent film! Mind you, I have this feeling the idea was taken from my werewolf films, which I know you saw. But if it wasn't, great movie. reviewed December 23, 2005
The Beach by enrico_81 Action
OK, but didn't feel much like a trailer to me. reviewed December 23, 2005
Among Us trailer by Masquerade37 Sci-Fi
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Quite good.
reviewed December 23, 2005
Undercover Cover Blown by Bennettl Action
Nice work. reviewed December 23, 2005
Pyscho by Bacon164 Horror
Good film. I think the stairs bit went on far too long, the lighting was off, and the story could have used more development. Some guy comes into a house and kills a woman. The original Psycho had muc... reviewed December 22, 2005
Forgotten by InnerFilm Comedy
Excellent plot, and well made. reviewed December 22, 2005
Persiguiendo Ar Shino by jorge_2 Comedy
Good, but not great. reviewed December 21, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-Two) by StevenKreg Action
The ending was twisted a bit, but otherwise it would have been too hard. Anyway, GREAT WORK! This is even better than the first two and Come On, as well. reviewed December 21, 2005
Cloudface by bram_z85 Comedy
Interesting. Good enough to sustain interest for 6 mins, so 4 stars. reviewed December 20, 2005
Space Monkeys by BlinkinCard41 Comedy
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Very well made; I also loved the Matrix bit. You, sir, are a master of fight scenes.
reviewed December 20, 2005
Out of the wood 6 by samuel68 Action
I enjoyed it, and there was some good editing, but the final scene didn't work for me. Nice try. reviewed December 20, 2005
Halloween Surprise by Daninsky Comedy
What the HELL is going on there? I gave it two stars because it was funny, but you need better editing, subtitles, plotting and scripting. Nice try, though. reviewed December 20, 2005
Saddled by tangled Romance
I'll be fair - I liked this a lot, but technically it wasn't much. Don't get me wrong, it was good, but editing and subtitles were off, voiceovers would have been nice, and there are more blips than n... reviewed December 20, 2005
Young Santa by BobbyWadd1 Sci-Fi
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Well plotted, well executed, well edited, well done!
reviewed December 20, 2005
Resident Evil 2 by stewedplacebo Horror
Coming from a Resident Evil fan, I confirm this film is indeed based on Resident Evil. It is also quite good. Sure, the games make no sense, but that's no excuse to make the movie like that. You're da... reviewed December 20, 2005
Santa and the Zombies Conquer the Nazis by brickcity5350 Action
Absolutely manic and twisted, especially the ending and the whole premise. Well done! reviewed December 20, 2005
Bloopers N Such by Jaree Comedy
Good, but you spelt Adolf wrong. reviewed December 20, 2005
The Blitz by irishred Romance
This was soectacularly done, one might think this film was made by someone who'd actually had this happen to them. That's how realistically good this is. reviewed December 20, 2005
Shooter X by dnsproductions Action
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Made absolutely no sense to me whatsoever, but there was very creative use of shots, and some excellent editing to go with it. Not to mention the voiceovers, which I thought were done almost flawlessl...
reviewed December 20, 2005
Dead Wronged by Ratqueen Horror
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The editing was fantastic. The music fantastic. The script fantastic. The idea fantastic. The execution fantastic. The characters fanatastic. The ending let me down a bit, I was hoping for something r...
reviewed December 20, 2005
A Lonely Man by kaipan Romance
This is a fantastic tragedy, a great film that deserves better than languishing in video game obscurity, worthy of any short film competition. reviewed December 20, 2005
Blood Money 2 Caught in a Net by warpedrevolution Action
Really feels like an old gangster movie, well made and edited. After a while, you get tired of cliffhangers - me having watched Doctor Who every time it was on - but this was certainly done well. reviewed December 20, 2005
Life of Hank by nakedyegg Horror
Isn't really very good until the end, which is pulled off well. Nice editing and an interesting storyline, though. reviewed December 20, 2005
DB - Detective Bouncer (Trailer) by BradPitt Action
Don't explain much, too short, no excirting scenes shown. Good music, though. reviewed December 20, 2005
The Sin by morganzy Comedy
LOL! Great joke, and I never knew it was possible to make a movie about something so simple. Technically, it was pretty poor - I've never seen anyone mix up attic and addict, and the subtitles were to... reviewed December 20, 2005
The Black Dahlia by TheMGMKid1 Action
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Great plotline. Fantastic. Very old school, which is the kind of thing I like. Great editing, creative subtitles and static/zooming shots, nice music. Voiceovers are meaningless to me, I don't care. I...
reviewed December 20, 2005
Secrets of a Killer Zombie by Triplelithiumstudios Horror
Nice horror film. Don't sweat yourself over the 'Ain't Over Yet' scene abuse, I do that myself a lot, and it gave the film a nicely cliched feel, as others have said. It was fairly well edited in plac... reviewed December 20, 2005
Wake me up again and again by RandolphStephan Action
Good film, fantastic music. Give your friend my compliments. Bit too long for my tastes, though. reviewed December 19, 2005
The Return by Aetherus Action
Great film, good enough to rival the Dollars trilogy in my opinion! I reviewed this thinking it would be another crappy Western, but this... this is more enjoyable than most films I've seen here. reviewed December 19, 2005
Dark Snowflake by Yogurt_King Horror
Brilliant editing, smoothly unintelligible plot, great scenes - 5 stars all the way. reviewed December 19, 2005
Heru by animeabe Action
Good, but could use more action. Technically great, though. reviewed December 19, 2005
My Dream Girl by NeoManic Comedy
Good idea, but was executed poorly, except for the final twist. Good editing, as well. However, I also have no idea what the rabbit was doing in there. reviewed December 19, 2005
In Cold Blood by sixflagsbus Action
A good film, a good plot, and good execution. The music was very well done in my opinion. The ending was fanstastic, which got the film 5 instead of 4 stars. A great first effort. Let's see some more! reviewed December 19, 2005
Never Forget by humdogma Action
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Great film, reminds me of the film Elephant. The murder scene was excellently portrayed, and was one of the only serious films I've seen on here. The plot was quite thin though; that cost it a star. W...
reviewed December 18, 2005
Hybrid Theory Special Edition by thejester005 Action
Absolutely LOVED it! The plot was worthy of a real movie, and is a lot braver and more sophisticated than many on the market. The action scenes were good as well, and the editing was excellent, as was... reviewed December 18, 2005
Soldier In Love by Borkmensch Action
Brilliant work, but I personally prefer subtitles (even your not-so-good ones). However, there were some great parts and the film was edited well, so this films gets a perfect 5. Review my movies at ... reviewed December 18, 2005
the amityvillie horror spechial edition by kevcity Horror
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It was quite good in most places, though I thought the ending could use some work.
reviewed December 18, 2005
BEEEEEEEEER!! by Buccura Comedy
Now, if this movie had any other point (WIIIIIIIIIIINE!) it would get one star. But beer? Five stars, mate. I disagree with some of the lyrics, though - warm beer is better IMO. reviewed December 18, 2005