WarningAdualts Only! | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
DONT WATCH IF YOUR UNDER 18 CONTAINS VERY MATURE CONTENT Update: 4 reviews so far, and a perfect rating, one of the highest I've ever had! | posted April 9, 2007 |
Nelson Films Sets New Goals | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My personal goal to release 500 movies by January 1st 2009. If I do not do this someones going to win vc for life. | posted March 28, 2007 |
knock knock sucka | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My entry into the master007 knock knock joke contest. | posted March 25, 2007 |
All Quiet On The Western Front2!!!!!! | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
NEVER BEFORE HAS A MOVIE OF THIS MAGNITUDE HAS EVER BEEN RELEASED. You will cry your way to sleep. An unbelievable movie. | posted March 24, 2007 |
!961 sci fi movie | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My First se movie. It took me over an hour to make all the camera work. | posted March 23, 2007 |
Final Thoughts Of A TMOer | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
As I speak my dad is picking up The Movies:SE from Target. So Goodbye the original Movies, I Got Something Better Than You. | posted March 21, 2007 |
my life was lost | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This is a 26 minute romance, wich took me 3 months to make. Its about Susan, a young 1940's girl, whos boyfriend is sent off to war. After he is, she tries to stay loyal, but she can't. When her boyfr... | posted March 17, 2007 |
A Mafia tale | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Based on the cheesy mob flicks of the 40's and 50's, this is a simple cheesy movie on the mafia. WARNING, CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE RATED pg-13:FOR STRONG LANGUAGE AND VIOLANCE | posted March 14, 2007 |
homeless | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A short movie based on a homeless man who lost everything after he was injured by a car. He tells his story of how he doesnt even really exist anymore, before he does the inevitable. | posted March 11, 2007 |
making the baggage boy teaser | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Now, I will take you behind the scenes to the worst movie of all time. Tell the stories of the men, the dog's the ladies. Stories f the studio burning down while filming, and stories of laguna beach l... | posted March 10, 2007 |
Pie 2Seriosuly Nelson films | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
THE sequal to the lackluster comedy, Pie. The story continues as a tragic accident changes everything. | posted March 8, 2007 |
a to da b to da cccccccccc | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
WORST MOVIE OF THE CENTURY HAS ARRIVED. After the lengthy wait of 5 minutes, this film, wich only took about 20 minutes to make and about 9 to upload has come to a pc near you. So watch out for th... | posted March 6, 2007 |
pie | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This is just an old twist of a joke that my father told me once, pretty funny. It just went on explaining how many ways a woman could injure her boobs in a bar. MY entry into the sweaty bar joke cont... | posted February 19, 2007 |
cheers | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This is a trailer of the upcoming movie cheers. I got sick of drama and horror, and decided to have some fun. Its utterly pointless but oh well. A poison is released that only affects girls under 19,... | posted February 18, 2007 |
Dead in arms trailer | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This is a trailer for my next movie dead in arms. Its about Greg Shaw, who has faced sphycotic torment all his life. After he finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him, he goes into a mad rage killi... | posted February 12, 2007 |
To The Last Man | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
THis is a short film based on my favorite book To The Last Man. The book was 600 pages, so I only based this movie on most of the end of the book. Its mostly based on Roscoe temple who loses his frien... | posted February 6, 2007 |
Who Wants to be a VCillionaire- Ep 3 by eobaggs | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I smell perfection. | reviewed June 1, 2007 |
The True Gangster by kell1608 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This was almost unwatchable for 2 reasons. 1:Still no voicovers. Dude just go to the forums and everyone would do a VO for you 2:It really didn't make any sense, and I found myself thinking what the hell? | reviewed June 1, 2007 |
A war like coincidence by wackyal3000 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
What a let down. First of the vo's made me cover my ears, I couldnt stand them, nor understand them. The costumes were so messed up that I had no clue who was who. Such as in the beggining, 2 britis... | reviewed April 15, 2007 |
Columbine High (Teaser 2) by BlackHawkStudios | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
First off everything about this film is inacurate, they had shirts on, they didnt use grenades, there wasn't a priest in the building. And I wanted to smash my computer when I saw that you made the ye... | reviewed April 6, 2007 |
Life In 7b by yhohie | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I have nothing else to say to you, I've reported you and your about to be banned, nothing else to say, besides bye. | reviewed April 6, 2007 |
Two Nights Out by AxeCinema | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
woah. | reviewed April 5, 2007 |
Life In 7b 8 by yhohie | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
your a 1 star ninja I hate 1 star ninjas. And this series sucks anyway, it doesnt make any sense. | reviewed April 5, 2007 |
Periers 1944 by davidwww | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very depressing story, one of the best war films on tmo, this is only rivaled by For My Fellow Soldier, but this one really focused on the soldier's feelings twoard war. I really felt like the chaecte... | reviewed April 1, 2007 |
Evil Inc by towelie | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I didnt like the fact that it was a cartoon but the fact you blew roger's face off I have to give it 5 stars. | reviewed April 1, 2007 |
Life In 7b 6 by yhohie | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Your a star ninja I hate 1 star ninjas. | reviewed April 1, 2007 |
Life In 7b 7 by yhohie | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I hate 1 star ninjas, and this is how I show how I hate 1 star ninjas. | reviewed March 31, 2007 |
Revenge of the Baggage Boy by ahandle101 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
very strange, but not very innovative, half of everyone whos on tmo has done a baggae boy sequel or remake. You also could have used custom songs, wich is a nessescity. | reviewed March 31, 2007 |
Who Wants to be a VCillionaire- EP 1 by eobaggs | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very good, very well done. But those questions were way to easy. | reviewed March 30, 2007 |
Interstellar Odyssey (Part One) by nukester | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Woah... Thats all I have to say. Everything about this movie is perfect. | reviewed March 30, 2007 |
Ceasers Death in 5 Different Ways by Master007 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Stange but funny, I like it. | reviewed March 30, 2007 |
invasion by liam-speed | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
REAL MATURE OF YOU TO RATE ALL MY MOVIES 1 STAR BECAUSE I RATED YOUR MVOIE 1 STAR. NOW IM GOING TO REPORT YOU AND RATE ALL OF YOUR MOVIES 1 STAR UNTIL YOU STOP. | reviewed March 30, 2007 |
Attack of the Garden Gnomes by Master007 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hey just watched it since Im going to be in the sequal. Amazing, funny, and even a little bit scary. Im honored to be in the sequal. | reviewed March 28, 2007 |
i rate all your movie 5 stars okay by liam-speed | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So stupid and cheap. If you want to be on the charts make a movie. | reviewed March 28, 2007 |
In God We Trust by kell1608 | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Well, you get an A for efforts, but this film wasnt that good. If your going to do a iraq film you must mod a dessert city, a dessert, ect. There were no voice overs, wich is a huge part of a film. Th... | reviewed March 28, 2007 |
The Baggage Boy by stephencaswell | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
STOP MAKING BAGGAGE BOY MOVIES YOU NOOBS! | reviewed March 28, 2007 |
Drunk in Manhattan (Full Trailer) by hamzahman | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A good trailer, but Im worried about a few things. 1, the kid vo's will definetly not fit in a mature film like this. So if those are in the full movie Im going to warn you, that will bring your ratin... | reviewed March 28, 2007 |
Call of Duty by david_123 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
That was stupid, there was no stor really. | reviewed March 28, 2007 |
Dark Thriller by samyhouse | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I can only rate this movie 3 stars because its kind of a rip off. Im sure samy, that you have heard of a little game called indigo prohpecy. ILl stop there, for you know what Im talking about. | reviewed March 27, 2007 |
Mars by Yodabob | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
BRILLIANT! THE BEST WRITING EVER ON TMO! Seriously I would never have come up with this, it must have taken years to write. Everything about this is perfect. | reviewed March 27, 2007 |
The return of Emvailo by 9a9 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Your a 1 star ninja, 1 star ninjas are bad, I must 1 star ninja you then. | reviewed March 26, 2007 |
spiderman returns by joan059 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sorry, this is copyright, and its the second spiderman film Ive flagged today. | reviewed March 26, 2007 |
spiderman vs venom by joan059 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Sorry, but this is copyright, I have to flag it. | reviewed March 26, 2007 |
For My Fellow Soldier - Part 1 by rileyman | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
May I be the first to thank you for a realistic war movie. This is the closest anyone could ever get to showing real war in this game. Some of the voicovers were off, but not so much as to do anything... | reviewed March 24, 2007 |
War is Hell by zack123456 | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
You guys undertsand this is a SAMPLE MOVIE THAT CAME WITH THE GAME. Why do you watch this? | reviewed March 22, 2007 |
Damnrealm 01 by George_Locust | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The only reason this is getting a four was because Im not one for zombie movies. If there hadn't been any supernataural things in the movie, and it had just been a front end war movie, it would have b... | reviewed March 21, 2007 |
Notes From Omaha by corpralhicks5 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I was tempted to only give you 4 stars, but just considering how good the story was, wich is the most important thing, Ill give you 5. Great use of mods, it really added to the movie. As I said the s... | reviewed March 20, 2007 |
Hell On Normandy2 by beachard5 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Well, I loved your use of mods. Everything was modded, wich is great. But it all seemed very random, no real story. | reviewed March 18, 2007 |
A Fart In The Pool by towelie | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review wtf? |
reviewed March 17, 2007 |
Vixens Magnet by tuitti | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Consider this a revenge review, you want to rate the best movie on tmo a 0, I rate your a 0. | reviewed March 14, 2007 |
Little Red by mulliganmaster | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Well, not much of a story was here, but I liked the low budget feel. And also, little red was only like 11 in the original riding hood, so its disturbing to se her making out with a woodsman. | reviewed March 11, 2007 |
Razorface by carl1212 | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Haha, the only chill that went down my spine was how boring and unoriginal this was. NOW THATS SCARY. | reviewed March 10, 2007 |
THE RED PEN by bricksfilms | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This is simply a great film. It is one of the few movies that I would like to see become a full length movie. The story was almost perfect, I just didnt like the deja vu screenerio at the end. The cas... | reviewed March 10, 2007 |
The Baggage Boy ( remake ) by selmuir | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Desnt even desserve a star. | reviewed March 2, 2007 |
The Hairnet by whitetiger2922 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
No Review | reviewed March 1, 2007 |
Iraq by ilikepie435 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
That was one of the worst storylines I've ever seen. | reviewed February 26, 2007 |
The Baggage Boy by p1a1u1l1 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
No Review | reviewed February 26, 2007 |
PITTSBURGH Pilot Episode 1-1 by WorldPictures | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A wonderful idea, wich is turning out very well so far. With an amazing cast and perfect story, I can't wait to see the next episode. | reviewed February 22, 2007 |
Jolly Good Chaps by towelie | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I've been looking forward to this movie for quite a long time. Its been a big thing on the forums, and I can see why. From when you see the poster you know your going to be in for a crazy ride. It is... | reviewed February 18, 2007 |
The 2nd DJDanny Show by DJDanny | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This is just as great, if not better than a actual talk show. I'm amazed you made this with a video game. I can't wait for the next show, wich I'm sure will be even better. | reviewed February 12, 2007 |
War For Russia by vader92 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
NO accurate props, NO accurate charecters, just a slammed together movie. | reviewed February 11, 2007 |
United We Stand by kell1608 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
It was pretty interesting from begining to middle, but the end was kind of cheesy | reviewed January 28, 2007 |