darkjak
Number of Movies: 7
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 3.11

Number of Movies Reviewed: 22
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 0
Average Rating Given: 3.36
 
Movies Released by darkjak
Trailer Idiot war 3 Action
A trailer for the forthcoming THIRD part of the Idiot Wars series. Watch the other two online @ my studio... posted December 21, 2006
Gangster story Action
This movie was originally intended for the Chrysler competition, but since I'm a european, I can't join (thank's a lot, Lionhead). This is the story about a mafioso who gets robbed. posted January 29, 2006
Idiot war 2 Liberal resistance Action
Follow up to the first Idiot War movie. After the war in Sweden, the communist leader Lars Ohly starts a revolution. Has custom music in it: the soviet navy hymn. Since Soviet don't exist anymore, no... posted January 13, 2006
Greased [shhhh!]! Action
Basically proppaganda for not drinking... in a funny way! posted January 1, 2006
Dark Angel the movie trailer1 Action
This trailer is the ultimate proof that DA:the movie is being recorded. If you like Dark Angel, join and help us at www.darkjakfilms.tk (allthough the adress is temporarilly http://www.geocities.com/d... posted December 29, 2005
Idiot war! Action
Idiot war is a comedy about a future war between Russia and Sweden. Due to military cuts, Göran Persson, the Swedish minister of state (sort of like a president) races to the World War store, to buy w... posted December 28, 2005
Vampire Chutney Comedy
Based on a standard script this movie has been given some funny subtitles to make it a little more original... Hope you enjoy! posted December 26, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by darkjak
Squad 42 by evan11 Action
This is a weird one... No story, and the movie is completelly confusing. Nazis with Thompsons flying in a helicopter over a city full of scyscrapers, and thereafter fight allies with AK47's? You get 2... reviewed January 20, 2007
First strike by Keisei Comedy
That was the worse english ever! However the idea to include Kim Song Il was quite kewl... 3 poinst for u! reviewed January 20, 2007
No One Waits Forever -One- by mlederer Action
Technically amazing, and a good story too... Isn't there however a rule that fordbids people to write in foreign languages here and not thereafter translate into english (that's a comment on the revi... reviewed December 22, 2006
In Sight by Julian5604 Action
Pretty darn good, with a story and everything! reviewed December 22, 2006
The Cold Shower War by shadow12th Action
Tons of well made action... But what's the story? reviewed December 22, 2006
Committing TMO Suicide by SilverStarlight Comedy
Now that's hillarious! reviewed December 21, 2006
WAR by Kylexy Action
Good actionscene, that could have used some editing though... What's the plot anyways? reviewed December 21, 2006
Binary by HyruleanMovies Sci-Fi
Well... Doesent apply to the competition rules very good... And the humor's kinda nerdy, but hey, it's an original idea, and it makes you laugh... reviewed December 21, 2006
5days later-teaser by oldskool-hollywood Horror
That's some impressive stuff... reviewed December 21, 2006
You Only Die Twice - Trailer by tommyguny Action
Fairly good... Hope you'll actually make a complete movie out of it :) reviewed December 20, 2006
PIMP MY RIDE by johnny_barger Comedy
That Xzibit parody was EXTREMELY exagerated. Would have been funnier if you'd copy the gang's weird ideas. Y'know, like when the Girl named Nile got a river between the rear seats, or when some dude'... reviewed February 3, 2006
TROOPERS - an Imperial Story by ranger21 Sci-Fi
Great movie, but it really breaks all kinds of copyright laws... reviewed January 31, 2006
Crash by crazichunki Action
Nice experiment... Now make something real out of it! reviewed January 31, 2006
Plauder (Trailer) by Florian111 Comedy
Ummm... OK... A trailer... for a talkshow... for the movies. Could there be anything weirded. The joke of the low intellect of the guests was kinda funny, though. reviewed January 31, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) by crazeyal Comedy
Sad, but true... Hope the spammers feel guilty and quit spamming after this! reviewed January 30, 2006
Drunk Driver by Ville_Valo Comedy
Heh... Very nice! reviewed January 30, 2006
I must admit this is the funniest joke ever by BOBBYBOBKINS Comedy
Dude, that was the worse movie ever! Bet you just threw it up to get VC's... reviewed January 30, 2006
drink girls and wepons is all u need by wario22 Comedy
This is some WEIRD [not-so-nice-word!]... I like it, allthough it's a bit too repetitive for my taste. reviewed January 29, 2006
Review For a Review by johnokinawa Comedy
I'll give you 5 stars if you give me 5 stars... Err, not actually, but this is a DAMN FINE documentary! reviewed January 5, 2006
Exit The Dragon (The Movie) by raybohm Action
Good movie, spoilt by crappy english dialect... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Simon System by sorrow13 Comedy
Gonna have to break your streak of perfect scores. This movie was, of course a parody of TV-shop, and it's great that you have added voiceovers, but it wasn't very funny, nor cool... reviewed December 30, 2005
Trailer Star Wars III by Honkisponk Sci-Fi
I don't like it... It's in German, it's got the very same name as another movie, but is nothing like it. Allso, you had custom music, which requires you to have permission from it's creators. Have you... reviewed December 29, 2005