Dark_Mace
Number of Movies: 0
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 0.0

Number of Movies Reviewed: 165
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 24
Average Rating Given: 3.32
 
Movies Reviewed by Dark_Mace
History Repeats Itself (Directors Cut) by RobertEmberson Action
Mmmm, I was "in" as soon as I saw the word political. I???m a bit a of a fan of movies with any serious message. As for as your movie, I was slightly confused as to what the message was, until the ne... reviewed July 28, 2006
Our Finest Hour (Part 1) by Buzz002 Action
You know, I was going to write this off as yet another crappy WW2 movie done poorly in the movies engine. While it???s true that the movies engine doesn???t lend it self to particularly gruesome or re... reviewed July 28, 2006
Closed for Business by Dulci Action
Ok, looks like I'm going to be the only honest one. Frankly my dear, I don???t give a damn. Is a cliché. This movie is full of clichés stolen from a variety of classic art noir detective style films.... reviewed July 24, 2006
Innocence - Part 2 by vesobe Action
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I normally say in my reviews of good movies (and I only review good movies) that "it???s fantastic, albeit not original". I'm afraid I can???t say that here. It is a very original piece. To me it fel...
reviewed July 23, 2006
Best Served Cold by caFOdhER Horror
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Very very cool concept, good execution for a first try. What would of made it more belivable is breathign sounds. Heavy breathing and different paced breathing and mumbling of the main guy. I really ...
reviewed July 22, 2006
Pilate - A Story of Christ (Part I) by ichthusadmr Action
As someone who has no respect for any religeon or regime which limits peoples capacity (ie all relegion) i must admit that im drawn into the movie purely on fantastic editing, fantastic narration, fas... reviewed July 22, 2006
Psychology of a Hitman by DaVoS888 Action
Who are the imbiciles who rated this movie 5 stars? What the hell?? This movie has very weak dialog. Very weak story and back story and the editing leaves something to be desired. At best its a show... reviewed July 22, 2006
Hitman Part I Training(final2) by Babar23 Action
That was incredible. As a hitman fan my self i've seen countless people stuff up the hitman genre and the game, bur you my friend have done an outstanding job. Bravo! Standing ovation! First of all l... reviewed July 16, 2006
Johnson Returns by James_Karlson Action
Rofl that was one quirky little movie. I kinda liked it. Im guilty. Its like liking desperate housewives when your a man, that kinda guilty admiration. Ill give you this much, the editing was not to ... reviewed June 10, 2006
Star Wormhole by warstomp Sci-Fi
Ok. Do you know how in holywood there are A grade movies and B grade movies? If this was a Holywood movie it would be about and X or a Y. Now, without me going of the handle about the skills neccesar... reviewed June 10, 2006
Cold Trigger by Tarison Sci-Fi
Mmmm this one was a hard one for me to deliberate one. I am in 2 minds about it. On the one had we have the shotty editing, and the "overall summary feel". What is the summary feel? If you remeber w... reviewed June 10, 2006
Apocalypse (trailer) by moviecritic910 Horror
i am untouched and unimpressed. The trailer did not give me a fair impression of what to expect. Its way to short to show me aything worthwhile, and the short actual footage time that is here was squa... reviewed June 10, 2006
CLIVES UFO ABDUCTION by kwistufa Sci-Fi
It was funny...at times, yes. It was well shot...meh not really. However what im giving you stars for is your chracter development. So far ive given one direcotr praise for establishing atmosphere (th... reviewed June 10, 2006
Disaster by duxy Action
Yay a movie that has a backstory for an alien ship hovering over a city and destroying stuff. Kudos to you, one of the first ones to have a reason for aliens to be there. Good movie, very solid editi... reviewed June 10, 2006
Fire! by Frooplet Action
I dont really understand all the praise for this movie. Sure it has a nice little selection of tight shots and scene selection wasnt bad...but honestly...what why where? No establishiment of plot...W... reviewed June 10, 2006
Bullet Trigger by thecaptain_ps Action
Short, direct, to the point. Lacking all subteltie that a movie of this sort needs. Wasnt a huge variety of sets and or scenes, nor was their much diversity in chracters, or plot. A movie of this cal... reviewed June 10, 2006
Zombies XII by ValeriusMyotis Horror
I commended one director on creating an authentic atmosphere without the use of music and sound and lighting. You on the other hand started something real good. Tension. The tension building actaully ... reviewed June 10, 2006
Circle Trailer 003 by FoDooG Comedy
look im gona be honest here, as far as trailers go on pure merit (without the legacy of any previous movies in the series or with the same backstory) its not that impressive. I really wasnt impressed... reviewed June 10, 2006
space wars ep1 by meho41 Sci-Fi
Vocie acting was terrible. Plot was...completley lacking. Editing was better then what a computer would generate, but worse then a toilet trained chimpanzee. Generaly not a single shot impressed me i... reviewed June 9, 2006
To Each His Own ( Teaser ) by vegas9879 Horror
excellent scene set up. Simply excelent. Very good camera work. The mood was set so well without the use of music of dialogue im actually very impressed. Atmosphere creation without use of sound music... reviewed June 9, 2006
The Long Clown Goodnight by Scruggs Action
what?? no. rubbish. Plot makes no sense. Editing was nothing special, movie had no merit on any standing, who are the idiots giving it 5 stars. reviewed June 9, 2006
Cruel Love 3 by Monkeybt93 Action
This was a 2 star movie at best. Stop making aliases and voting for your own movies. Who in their right mind would "record" this movie on camera to put it on DVD. Honestly if your going to vote for yo... reviewed June 9, 2006
One Night Stands by erinnicole93 Romance
Am i to understand correctly that you killed all the one night standers? Or did i misunderstand the entire story? The corpse bit, then the final in the cemetery? Interesting none the less, cusotm cr... reviewed January 14, 2006
A Is For Alice by plopphizz Sci-Fi
Brilliant. IM starting to see some really creative and original stuff...FINNALY...out of the community. This is topping the list. HOw long did it take you to write out a poem..that rhymes none the les... reviewed January 11, 2006
Underling by Zogg Action
[be polite!]ing brilliant doesnt begin to describe this. Best movie on TMO for a while to come. I neever recognized any of the current number 1 movies as being the best...this is, and certainly WILL b... reviewed January 7, 2006
Starforce First Encounter - Part I by Valtharius Sci-Fi
excellent work. I really felt in the story even thought i dont understand the backstory. There is simply WAY to mucy history info in the begining...i mean 3 walls of text is WAY too much...one is one ... reviewed December 24, 2005
VAL by Saraqael Sci-Fi
excellent. Loved the interweaving of scenes. Credits and opening credits were the best ive seen so far, like a real movie. Story was short and concrete, to the point, very good. Editing was ofcourse e... reviewed December 21, 2005
Santa Inc by Sir_Goose_Productions Comedy
omfg thats hallerious, when i saw that "Well first santa..." and then the dude gets shot i couldnt stop laughing...that was so god dam funny. And the begining "your getting cancer" rofl...all my 5's ... reviewed December 21, 2005
The Real Meaning of Christmas by Shadrow Romance
thankyou for voting on your own movie 5 times in a row. Doenst deserve anything for that. reviewed December 20, 2005
Apollyon by corinthian Horror
the voice alone deserves 5. Could you share how you were able to manipulate it, what audio settings were used and which software you used to create the voice. I loved it. Naturaly the poetry was exce... reviewed December 20, 2005
Full Retaliatory Response by McCain Action
[play nice now!]ing brilliant. Number 1 all the way. reviewed December 20, 2005
I killed Jesus and all I got was this T-shirt by Sphinx86 Comedy
lol i actually laughed out loud at the reanctment of the execution of jesus. That [not-so-nice-word!] was hallerious. Very good job, done with finess. reviewed December 20, 2005
The Professional by Noel_TheMoviesVision Action
excellent movie here. Your choice of scenes is almost impecable. There is a very good consitency in the scene selection, and almost nothing felt out of place considering the limitations of TM. I felt... reviewed December 20, 2005
George Bush in The Greatest American Hero by studproductions Action
4 Stars for editing. 1 Star for naivety 1 Star for stupidity 3 Stars for midly entertaining Story 0 Stars for blind patriotism...but then again someone has to paint bush in a positive light right? An... reviewed December 20, 2005
Noahs Park by plupi Sci-Fi
are you [bad-word!]ing kidding me? reviewed December 19, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-One) by StevenKreg Action
reallly nice editing. But im afriad im not a fan of all the Kong Fanatacism....The editing was ace ill give you that...but the story is just the story of the King Kong movie. I mean im sick of giving... reviewed December 19, 2005
Subway 3 - Trailer by Sleeves Romance
Great to see innovation...i dont see anyone else commenting on the custom animation backdrops. Really great idea, cant belive no one thought of it. Its a lot of work doing each frame and dds-ing it, a... reviewed December 17, 2005
Illegal Immigration and You! Illegally Rel by UrinatingTree Comedy
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Lol this is gona step on so many toes...i love it. Although most of the political agenda doesnt in any way affect or bother me, closer to the fact terms like "wet back" dont mean anything to me (not i...
reviewed December 16, 2005
Rise by MJducky Action
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ok im eating my words...it was good. DIalogue was a bit weak at times...infact way too many times for comfort. Overall i liked the flow, proper begining, proper middle, proper end. I roughly new where...
reviewed December 15, 2005
All TMO Fads DIE DIE DIE!!! by Buccura Comedy
thought that was mediocre at best....nothing particularly original, nothing unique about it...did not make me laugh at all. reviewed December 14, 2005
The Movies Christmas Carol by glynner Comedy
excellent. really great editing, some of the best ive seen. reviewed December 14, 2005
Rot (Red) by Stevo78 Romance
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That was really beautiful. Great work there. Loved the fades to red and back, great use of custom backdrops all round...and creative use of standards scenes for something seemingly different.
reviewed December 12, 2005
Hotkeys Moderation Method by mrhotkeys Comedy
rofl i love it. I love how you took the "warning" and "banning" so literallly. Reallly enjoyed it. Good work. Subtitles were way to fast though, 4 stars. reviewed December 11, 2005
Dry Bones by Cranium8768 Action
i could not make out most of the mumbling voice over...so the story is totaly ruined for me...and hence the movie is pointless. I dont know what the hell is wrong...but the voice over is a) way to qui... reviewed December 11, 2005
I Shove You Back by chezypuuf Action
oh ok well that was total [censored!]. reviewed December 11, 2005
Saint Michael the Archangel by ByrdMan Action
That was relaly great, enjoyed the whole battle of good vs evil with the angels and the various mostrosoties. My quareal is with some of the editing, the story is a little hard ot follow at times....i... reviewed December 11, 2005
Will And Freds Mediocre Misadventure by TurtleheadStudios Comedy
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Holy [be polite!] that was awesome. I love how the chracters had depth...all of them had a story to tell. The movie flowed so well considering how many limitations you have to work with (of which you ...
reviewed December 10, 2005
The Author who really wasnt by sparrowtm Horror
welcome to my favourite director list, which consists of one person. Id actually really love working with you, i have a few ideas in mind which would be perfect for your style. As always with your mo... reviewed December 10, 2005
The Bird! by UrinatingTree Comedy
Off the hook mother [be polite!]er. Yea good stuff loved the voice acting, you wernt afriad to shout into that mic and get your point across. reviewed December 9, 2005
What if Charles Darwin Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
ok that one wasnt bad. reviewed December 8, 2005
What if Hitler Were Alive Today by ozman69 Comedy
that wasnt funny...at alll. I dont even see what all these raving reviews are about.... reviewed December 8, 2005
Re Tinas Retina by XYLYX Sci-Fi
ummmm yea........would of been better if he took them to the forrest and raped them instead of the whole alien thing. reviewed December 8, 2005
The Grandfather by zuki Action
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Holy [oh please!]...thats actually preety impressive as far as Gangsta flicks go. It actually had a proper story. Albiet a few plot inconsistencies (namley the same guy repearing after he was shot se...
reviewed December 8, 2005
Voice Overs - The True Story by rolandhulme Comedy
good stuff reviewed December 5, 2005
To Be An American: Part III by JamieFox Comedy
"We better get back to washington in time to deny this event" (you are [eye-hurting-word!]ing killing me...thats GOLD...gold jerry...GOLD) "Pea proccesing plant" (omg....im gona [naughty word!] my pa... reviewed December 4, 2005
To Be An American: Part II by JamieFox Comedy
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OMGF!!@ That???s [play nice now!]ing hilarious! [play nice now!] that???s funnier then the first one!!! Every American to own 50 nukes!@!!@!@ Man your killing me. I was laughing from the get go. This...
reviewed December 4, 2005
Letting Go by sparrowtm Romance
Beautiful. The most visually pleasing movie ive seen so far. Very atmospheric, very emotional, i actually empathized with the main chracter...something i havent done in any other movie. reviewed December 4, 2005
Kung Fu The Legendary Journey by bamjammer Action
great job. I only felt the flashbacks got a bit repetetive after a while. I think if you thought of some clever ways to repeat flashbacks..ie isntead of focuasing on the eyes...you could do it in the ... reviewed December 4, 2005
The Greatest Rant of All Time by jordanliles Comedy
Good [censored!] good [censored!]. Clever. I thought the begining dragged on a bit...but once you get into The Books, it gets good. Also thankyou for pointing out what im thinking and when im thinkin... reviewed December 4, 2005
Blades Choice by Headhunter Sci-Fi
ahh...ok. That didnt make too much sense to me over all. It simply was not itneresting. Poor editing, poor story lay out...unnecsary introduction of chracters only serves to confuse the viewer...as it... reviewed December 3, 2005
PIMP by lugfam93 Comedy
LOL...for a 12 year old thats not a half bad job. Its funny as hell hearing a 12 year old say "pimpin and hoing" kinda like you know anyting about it.... Anyway....you didnt bother changing your voic... reviewed December 3, 2005
Children Of The Warrior Khan by tvotvo007 Sci-Fi
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCING KIDDING ME. WHO is the [play nice now!]ing idiot that rated this 5??! Are you a total [play nice now!]tard? This doesnt even have a story...its absolute and utter rubbish. reviewed December 3, 2005
Art of War by c3studio Sci-Fi
what the [oh please!] is this? you gota be kidding me reviewed December 3, 2005
John Corder - True Crime New York by Bonn_Coorp Action
Apart from the poor dialogue, poor editing, complete unoriginality....you ALSO rated the movie yourself. The account below me is blablabla3 with 5 star rating and no review. Gee i wandeer who THAT cou... reviewed December 3, 2005
To Be An American by JamieFox Comedy
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Brilliant. This is what we need more of, political satire. ALl my 5's r blong to this. I agree aliens wernt neccesary, a made up country or a country thats neer invovled with war would do nicely instead.
reviewed December 3, 2005
The Reckoning (Directors Cut) by zpeteman Action
descent effort. Nothin particularly special about the story. Dialogue was a bit quiet at times.... overall nothing that hasnt been done before. reviewed December 2, 2005
Its banned for a reason by TomServo3k Comedy
nothing special. Nice final catch line. reviewed December 2, 2005
The Samurai by zpeteman Action
oh...ok then. Time for you to plummet from top 20 into like top 6000...that was stupid. Dont know who or what is being said. reviewed December 2, 2005
I LIKE TO WIN WIN WIN WIN!!! by sjefsjef Horror
rofl, loved it. Couldnt understand a lot of the voice over...seemed a bit mumbled. And some of the editing could of been cleaner. Very funny though, and with the voice over you did for the clown, it ... reviewed December 2, 2005
Little Titan by Jurge Sci-Fi
ummmm hokay then...... if i could give it zero...i would. but seeing as i watched it...ill give it a 1 becasue it was only one minute long...not enough for me to wana scratch my eyes out. reviewed November 27, 2005
Bad Day by castlenaze Comedy
That was FAN-[wash your mouth out!]ing tastic, all my 5's are blong to this. Nice use of the Voice emulation, fits in real well..... great work. I really loved the editing...this is one of the first ... reviewed November 27, 2005
The Expendables by Hemingway Action
Holy [eye-hurting-word!]...that was so god dam cool. Cant belive how well you managed to pull off a mafia story...in the MOVIES. Im very impressed. Great story...i was suprised i was able to follow al... reviewed November 27, 2005
The French Democracy by koulamata Action
beautiful. But i hate the music...the music destroyed the atmosphere...i HATED the music..it was horrible. But the story more then makes uyp for antyhign. This is without a doubt the best story on her... reviewed November 27, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
great work. Took me a few mins to figure out how u did the gorila walking through the forest....very clever. Also really liked how u did the backdrop of the hand as he is releasing the girl. Great work. reviewed November 27, 2005
Alienhunter II Dark Days by Ingamosch Sci-Fi
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Wow, so good...and in another language to mine. I never thought i woudl give 5 to someone who did a movie in a language i dont speak. Bloody brilliant, loved it. Great cutting, dialogue was somewhat s...
reviewed November 25, 2005
Area 51 by Andrey16 Sci-Fi
Nothing special, did not interest me one bit. Very generic, very bland... reviewed November 25, 2005
The Library Siege by whydoyouwanttoknow Action
not too bad. Very solid editing. Kind of boring story, very unoriginal, but your editing almost makes up for this. reviewed November 25, 2005
A day in the life of Marty Marcus by tylersmommy Comedy
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Whos the tool who voted it 5? IS this your life? Taking a [shhhh!]? If so, you've suceeded here.
reviewed November 25, 2005
Counter-Strike by willpump4gas Action
nice, not a bad effort, i kinda liked it. shame u didnt use CS sounds, that would make it all the more better. reviewed November 24, 2005
The One Star Ninja Scandal by augie64 Comedy
Hahaha, you pwndizzled em all. Frank has my votes...after Arnold...coz arnold owns you all. Sorry. reviewed November 21, 2005
The Movies Ad Contest! by Sleeves Comedy
LOL THat was brilliant. Talk about agressive marketing. I WANT A RINGY DINGY, GIVE ME A TAG LINE! The contest will Stop when it ends!! (or somehting similar) Loved it. reviewed November 21, 2005
A Robot Spurned by Awakened_Yeti Sci-Fi
Holy [naughty word!], that sound was astounding. [wash your mouth out!] me, thats some hardcore editing, SOME HARDCORE AUDIO EDITING. You must teach me! TEACH ME :D Im really really really impressed,... reviewed November 21, 2005
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor Comedy
ROFL, that was ace. Loved it. The binary was a classic. ALl my 5s are yours. reviewed November 21, 2005
Terror Tales - Of Chief Concern by HyperGnome Horror
They said you deserved 5 stars, and they said it was the best movie on here. They did not lie. Superb work. Loved the VO, loved the begining and end, and as for the contents, the Western is not to my ... reviewed November 21, 2005
Killing A Celeb - Final by Bozzy Action
errr......ok......then total rubbish. reviewed November 21, 2005
You never stop learning 2 by Cardian Comedy
uh......short and midly witty...thats about it. Nothing special at all. reviewed November 21, 2005
Fitzgerald A Moment of Clarity by worldwriter Comedy
"Woman can not vote.....next theyll be want to work and earn equal wages...and be recognised as Human" Rofl...someones gona get burned. "Sleeps with colour women". Burned again. Rofl, cardboard c... reviewed November 20, 2005
Vote Father Barry Mackenzie by Speedy Comedy
Aussie aussie aussie... oy oy oy. Bravo, great job, and nice to see a fellow australian producing some quality content. For me personally, after seeing "Father" i expected more relgious jokes, and mo... reviewed November 20, 2005
Vote for Zella! by Buccura Comedy
haha nice one reviewed November 20, 2005
Mr Patrick Fitzgerald by augie64 Action
AUGIE64 i fcking hate you you BASICALLY killed my entire campaign...now i cant run Boris mihalovich in the elections becasue you bascially Killed it. Not onyl did you use tyhe music i was gona use..an... reviewed November 20, 2005
Trail of funny tears! by Majicman182 Action
Majicman i only came and saw this becasue i saw you advertising this in every [shhhh!]ing thread. To be honest for the ammount of spamming you did in the forums...the movie doesnt justify. Its funny,... reviewed November 20, 2005
Wheelin Dealin and Peelin with the Cheats by olzkid Action
wtf? That story made absolutley no sense. reviewed November 20, 2005
The Duel by maverick0 Action
Good job for a first go, a little too simplistic for my liking, but nice editing none the less. reviewed November 20, 2005
StarWreck Hooptie by Morebious Comedy
ROFLROFLROFL. [wash your mouth out!]ing great, custom music and backdrops...rofl love the whole Gangsta captain and "White Chick" rofl. Dont get me wrong its a total joke of a movie, but...it worked ... reviewed November 20, 2005
1point0 Vs 1point1 by Trip9z Action
rofl, i laughed, i cried, vey original...very clever...i like remarks you made to fit the story like "i know im smoking like a woman" and "i had no idea that you got in my conviniently placed car"...i... reviewed November 19, 2005
Meet The School by moneyshotmovies Romance
Oh my god...does it make me perverted if i get a hard on from virtual girl.....i mean err....[bad-word!] man i feel so guilty rofl. Awesome work, awesome. Id love to see some sexy Teen girl VO on it,... reviewed November 19, 2005
Soul Cleanser by stevostanley Horror
Well done, good atmopsphere, is that an accent i detect in your voice? Which country? :) I relaly enjoyed the VO work, very good, might have a spot for you for some narration if your interested. reviewed November 19, 2005
Introducing Tiffany by moneyshotmovies Romance
haha awesome. reviewed November 19, 2005
Just a Quick Fright by zodious Horror
meh did nothing for me. reviewed November 18, 2005
All Americans Should Be Medicated! by DeusExMachinima Comedy
as much as i enjoy satire, that just did nothing for me im sorry to say. The subtitles were way too long to read AND to pay attention to the VO AND to pay attention to whats happening on screen. It di... reviewed November 18, 2005
It Comes by Jaymond Horror
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Holy [bad-word!]...loved the VO..loved the editing. Perfect.
reviewed November 18, 2005
A Relationship is Like a Pie by hero164 Comedy
haha nice job. reviewed November 18, 2005
Unknown Event by movieman1085 Sci-Fi
Holy [bad-word!] man, speilberg watch out. This is pure inspired genius. I dont think i have EVER seen anything more entertaining, witty and deeply sentimental, in allmy 2 weeks of Reviewing movies. ... reviewed November 17, 2005
The Echo of War by ekho Action
Very nice, i was reallly impressed with your sound effects, i really enjoyed them, much better then the ingame ones. ANy chance you could share with me where you got em from? (dark_mace@hotmail.com) ... reviewed November 17, 2005
VOTE TEX NEXT FRIDAY! by Scottfilms Comedy
Oh man nice work. Cant wait ti get mine posted. Look out for "Boris Mihalovich Ivanosovich". reviewed November 17, 2005
Ninja Please by grahamCrate Action
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rofl, i liked it. Very stylish.
reviewed November 17, 2005
Slow Motion Combat test by super_soulb Action
ROFL. Very interesting....im guessing you did that with a series of constant cuts from what i can see...it almost works...but its actually TO slow for proper SLOW MO. None the less, 5 stars for ingenuity. reviewed November 17, 2005
Father Gabriel: The Dead Walk by TheBeowulf Action
great movie this one. Very solid story, from begining to end. You had an intro...a good one setting the premise for whats happening. You had a middle or "meat" part, where the action took place And a... reviewed November 16, 2005
ASBVC - Violence in Videogames by AlexStar6 Comedy
ROFLROFLROFL That was [not-so-nice-word!]ing hillarious. Bravo. I loved it, absoutley loved it. Very clever mr bond, very clever. reviewed November 16, 2005
Reggie Mexico STOP THE LIES by DeusExMachinima Comedy
haha nice job. But i agree with some about your editing...some tighter editing could of been put in place. Over all its funny, but i guess not as funny to those of us who are not in the US, and do not... reviewed November 16, 2005
One last kiss by veil Romance
WOW. im speechless. Really...that was beautiful. I didnt think it would be possible to make something in the movies that would touch me...but wow. Absolutley beautiful. The first proper use of cuttin... reviewed November 16, 2005
Day of Judgement part 1 by gregrohwer Action
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nice movie...but how did he survive the shotgun in the chest? Anyway, overall i really enjoyed the voice overs in the begning. I thought they were excellent...but the voice over for the Masked guy was...
reviewed November 15, 2005
Far From Elysium by ltbbs Romance
what the hell is this? Who gave it a 5? That review looks awful suspicious to me...kinda like you wrote it yourself. Anyway, im sorry to say this movie did nothing for me...does not deserve top 25 sp... reviewed November 15, 2005
Gorillas That Ive Mist by corinthian Comedy
meh a bit too cheesy for me, sorry. I guess reading all the rave reviews made my expectations too high. Needless to say i was rather dissapointed...did not find it funny at all...and not enough fading... reviewed November 15, 2005
Fable The Movie by stumpythefrog Comedy
it was funny, but i agree about the scenes being nothing special. ANd im kinda sick of subtitles. But overall good job. reviewed November 14, 2005
City Of Lights - Pandora by Purify Action
very nice...very nice. Except for your poor english that was well thought out and planned. reviewed November 14, 2005
Kungfu Masters 2 by Legendary_Studios Action
what the [naughty word!] is this? why must you litter TMO with such waste? reviewed November 13, 2005
When Pop-Stars Attack! by Sedonafilmer Horror
ROfl that was [shhhh!]ing hillarious. Absoutley the most random [not-so-nice-word!] ive seen on this site. But god dam its hillarious. reviewed November 13, 2005
My Life by xenocron Action
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interesting. I like what i see. Moody, stylish, albeit unoriginal. I mean ive seen so many hitman movies on this already i just deplaure the genre now. The movie would probably have scored higher had...
reviewed November 13, 2005
The Ninjas Redemption by MortalMadMatt Horror
cooooe....i can't belive you wasted time making 5 mins of this monstrocity. Promise me you are quitting movie making as of now. reviewed November 13, 2005
Bang Bang Were Dead by Tellic Comedy
lol... well that was random. Ill give you an extra star for that random whiskey sliding scene. Posted 3 mins ago reviewed November 13, 2005
Funny by osprey80 Comedy
lol... well that was random. Ill give you an extra star for that random whiskey sliding scene. reviewed November 13, 2005
Detonator Padre by BaronBadger Action
LOL "Whats wrong [oh please!]?" "Ill take care of it baby doll" Oh thats a classic. As far as the movie goes...as you can guess when you put so little effort in..you cant expect a good result. I g... reviewed November 13, 2005
Two-Finger Trailer by Demeanor Action
ROFL. Oh man a german speaking in english, in an art-nov styled, PI film. That just cracks me up. Man this would of been better off as a comedy rather then a serious film. Seeing as this is a trailer,... reviewed November 13, 2005
Home Of The Braves by Day_Off Action
right...its "Fire in the hole" not "fire in the hold" Now..can you please give me back me 1 min, 3 seconds i spent watching this rubbish? reviewed November 13, 2005
Darkwatch The Movie by st3ph3n Horror
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oh ok..that wasnt a total waste of time.
reviewed November 13, 2005
Unholy Cabin by Malakh7 Horror
rofl...that makes zero sense. No plot at all. Ill tell you what though, you did a really great job with all the fading..some of those really fast fade betweens back and from look really great. Some ni... reviewed November 13, 2005
Detritus 1174 by BAD_MAGIC_GOOD_MAGIC Sci-Fi
not bad. Interesting plot...although i dont 100% follow. Seems a little bit confused at times. I like the costumes you used, very nice. Not a whole lot of music...if any...and that freaking rambling f... reviewed November 13, 2005
The Illusionist by Nillock Horror
A few poorly edited shots stopped me from giving it all 5s. Very clever plot though. I really enjoyed this one. Sound seemed a bit lacking (other then the voice over). General atmosphere was really good. reviewed November 13, 2005
Cultivating Chloe by zodious Comedy
errr...was everyone who saw this smoking something? This is rubbish. If that was a serious attempt at acting...then that was the wost attempt. If it was an attempt at satire...again you failed. You do... reviewed November 13, 2005
Lord of Berlin by Patriot84 Action
Bravo, bravo! Excellent movie. Well constructed...so well done. Thoughtful planning. I especially like how the movie starts at the end and tells the story to the end. Very very impressive. I was dis... reviewed November 13, 2005
LA Undercover 2 by BigTender Action
LOL its GO TIME. "I haveto take a bath" and...the black guy always picks up in the end. Classic. I love it, stylish, cool, well scripted (hurts donut!!)....and well edited. All my 5's R' Blong' To THis. reviewed November 12, 2005
The Story of Jesus 2Revenge by afireinside2 Action
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ROFLROFLROFL OMFG. I was an aethist till i saw your jesus movies. I'm a believer now! Jesus save me! LOL! God dam man i love your lines. My favourite thing in the entire series is how jesus always sa...
reviewed November 12, 2005
The Story of Jesus by afireinside2 Action
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OMFG!! ROFLROFLROFl that was [oh please!]ing hillarious. Very original. Loved it.
reviewed November 12, 2005
Medical School Horror by vader Horror
Well put together..ending was a bit...strange..the editing in the end was haphazadous. But preety consistent throught the movie otherwise. reviewed November 12, 2005
Scaling of Capital 9 by metroidmen Sci-Fi
haha...the onyl thing i liked about this movie is the Costumes. Really great costumes. I was gona give you 2 stars..but the editing was that poor..and no sound...and no story...sorry only one star...... reviewed November 12, 2005
Love me Im dead by flabby08 Horror
you get stars for editing alone. Kinda funny...but didnt do it for me. reviewed November 12, 2005
The Dawn Of Heroes by SeiferA Action
oh nice twist! Also love how the movie has that red feel to it. Overall not too shabby. reviewed November 12, 2005
Oils Fair in Love and War by metroidmen Comedy
lol...at the end...the robot SHOT HIM..yet the next scerne they got in the same car together..and then the next scene hs is lying back where he was. Frankly speaking i was gona give you a 2 becasue i... reviewed November 12, 2005
Teh War~! by sandanjuu Action
Guess who made a [bad-word!] movie? YOU made a [bad-word!] movie. You cant be serious? What are you smoking? reviewed November 12, 2005
Der Wald by daywalker Horror
LOL WTF? Im not gona comment this..im gona leave it for others to find out. Lol. reviewed November 12, 2005
REAP by kpmarine3 Horror
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WOW!! Holy [censored!]. Man that was sick. I was SO impressed when that creepy music came on during that little villain sequence. That has got ot be my faovuirte sequence in any move so far. THat musi...
reviewed November 12, 2005
Betrayal Violence and Money by Jeremy252 Action
mmmm...started out well...and it went down hill soon after they beat up one of their own. First off...WHY did they beat up one of their own? Second...if the cops showed up at the bank...how come it w... reviewed November 12, 2005
Stinky by Riley-Payne Comedy
uh...ok...... Is this a personal joke we're not in on? Stinky? I dont think thats strong enough... Ironically enough the quality of the movie is described almost perfectly by its title. 1 Star. (how ... reviewed November 12, 2005
Sams Woody by stumpythefrog Romance
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ROFLROFLROFL wont make much sense unless you were a regulat on the Movies Boards before the game. Preety funny...had a good chuckle. Love the "oh you know just how to touch me right" rofl. Good one, ...
reviewed November 12, 2005
Empire Galactica by Blackstorm Sci-Fi
WOAH...Dr Who flashbacks......... interesting....kind of....charming but quirky...a bit soppy...not to my taste im afraid. It was somewhat shallow..if not toally shallow..... Why must eveyr star wom... reviewed November 12, 2005
Hell Fall West Front Lines by chaotix66 Action
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First let me say...the MOTHER IS TOO DAM YOUNG. Anyway, now that i have that off my chest: Overall i got into the movie. I was sucked in by the music, and then by the narrative while the iamges of a ...
reviewed November 12, 2005
The Lady by Doctor Action
No no no! The story jumps around from point to point without any glu interweaving the plot. I couldnt figure out what was happening till the end....And even then i felt robbed of my 2 mins 32 seconds... reviewed November 12, 2005
Stalingrad The Siege by Uber_pig Action
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excellent movie. The first ive seen that has a proper begining, middle and end. A little tedious at times, but it came together well, and i like the way you subtitled ot fit in with the avaiable scene...
reviewed November 12, 2005
America by Westly Action
Okay, bascially what happened was, i watched the movie first at work...without any sound. And i must admit i was impressed. Partially becasue in my mind i pictured a narration by the Hitman himself, o... reviewed November 12, 2005
No Justice Pilot with Sound by Bolgard Action
not bad. the pace was excellent. Scenes not too long not to short. Well edited. Lacking a bit story wise though. reviewed November 11, 2005
Get Lucky by UngratefulDead Comedy
what...? ...no.... reviewed November 11, 2005
The Darkest Continent by Palindir Action
interesting....a bit all over the place if you ask me, but worth a watch. reviewed November 11, 2005
Mr Underwear by Sam Comedy
what the? reviewed November 11, 2005
Misdemeanor - Simple Assault by Manky Action
Sorry i didnt like it at all. it was tedious and boring. The editing was not half bad, excellent sound usage...but it was just so dull and boring. reviewed November 11, 2005
The Thinking Device by Reserton Sci-Fi
rubbish. reviewed November 11, 2005
Ocelot Jones in The Set Up by wniffene Action
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not bad...but no sound, so i cant give you any higher then 3. The editing was a cut above average, and even without sound you gave it that detective/gangsta/dame drama feel.
reviewed November 11, 2005
My Last Job by xenocron Action
Very hitman-esque. The chracter is obvisouly modelled on hitman the game. Seieng as thas one of ym favouririte games, this attracted me more. The sotyr felt somewhat unoriginal, the editing was above... reviewed November 10, 2005
Far From Home by Sookta Action
f'ing brilliant. all my 5 stars belong to this. Shame the guy had such a smile on his face when reflecting on what "had" to be done. Shame you cant change facial expressions...woulda been helpful. reviewed November 10, 2005
Sometimes i see by joluis Comedy
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beautifully edited. my first 5 stars. Congrats.
reviewed November 10, 2005
Soap by Carnick Horror
excellent. A little to short for 5, but my 4 stars belong to this. reviewed November 10, 2005
The Intentions of the Cowboy by SamuraiGorilla Action
Okay..no sound minus 1 point straight off. Could of atleast had music. Poor editing...REALLY poor, but as a first attempt ill let it slip, only one star off. Plot does not make any sense, there is n... reviewed November 10, 2005
Saddle Up Sally by taswell Action
LOL. I was laughing at this before i even watched it, having read everyones reviews before hand. LOL i havent laughed at something on this site, so hard, as of yet. Good work, ill give you an extra st... reviewed November 10, 2005
Le Cornucopia et Odium by JosephChrist Romance
Excellent. The best peice i have seen on the site so far. The most original. I really like the setting, love the music. The fact that it was not voiced over made it all the darker i felt. The mood wa... reviewed November 10, 2005
Heloises Big Dream by IceBurner Comedy
wtf? reviewed November 10, 2005