Number of Movies: 14
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.24

Number of Movies Reviewed: 327
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 34
Average Rating Given: 3.84
Movies Released by crazeyal
KFA tests Comedy
No Description posted March 29, 2006
My Thanks to TMO Comedy
This is my thank you to all the people who voted me # 1. (On the second upload I figured I just wasn't going to get a good audio quality.) And before people get crazy with the one-stars and rants, I... posted January 17, 2006
My Thanks to TMO Comedy Not Rated
This supposed 1 hour "thank you" flick took two days... Figures... I just really REALLY wanted to say thanks to the people who liked my movie. The people who didn't were in two groups, helpful and B... posted January 17, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (German edition) Comedy
Es macht nicht welche Sprache Sie sprechen aus, die Bretter kann RAUH erhalten!!! Dieses ist der gleiche Film, den ich bereits gehochladen habe, einfach mit übersetzten Untertiteln. posted January 14, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (German edition) Comedy Not Rated
No Description posted January 12, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) Comedy
Uh...I made a movie thanking the people who got me to 1st place. This is my tribute to the experience The Movies Online can give, on bad nights. This is actual... posted January 11, 2006
Night of the living TMO!!! Comedy
Night of the Living T-M-O!!! The Movies Online... where the mere words "I'm reviewing" can cause unknown havoc and chaos!!! Note: I tried music in it, it was too distracting from the words. posted January 10, 2006
Night of the living TMO!!! Comedy Not Rated
No Description posted January 10, 2006
BUTTPLUG!!! Action
This is a preview for ButtPlug , my Opie and Anthony movie. The other clip is only two minutes, and this is my first preview attempt.. The actual movie is posted January 9, 2006
If you don't know Opie and Anthony... Which rock have YOU been hiding under? From their Wikpedia entry: Opie and Anthony are the hosts of the XM Satellite Radio program The Opie and Anthony Show. Th... posted January 8, 2006
BUTTPLUG!!! Action Not Rated
No Description posted January 7, 2006
BUTTPLUG!!! Action Not Rated
No Description posted January 7, 2006
Spirits Romance
This is the second film of Crazeyal Studios. It was designed for the Holiday contest, but I couldn't cut a second of it to fit the four minute limit. This movie is too long for the contest. Reading ... posted January 2, 2006
Tales from my mis-spent youth Comedy
THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!! This is one of the first tales that I told when starting to chronicle my expeirances in the world of Live Action Role-Play (or LARP's.) Two years ago I thought I'd stop after... posted December 21, 2005
Movies Reviewed by crazeyal
Oh Its On 3 Ouichi Genshi Basutaa Alpha by mixmasterfestus Action
I don't really come here anymore. This movie was THAT awesome, it drew me back. reviewed August 5, 2006
Des-F-Pair by pegleg Comedy
I sypathize. I really should have given you less of a rating, the editing was WAY off.. But... considering the RL motivation for the movie, GJ, feel better, and have some fun. reviewed May 10, 2006
The TMOscars! by StevenKreg Romance
very VERY nice. Captured the feel of an award show and had some good "bits" in between. reviewed April 14, 2006
The Past Is Tomorrow by TheMGMKid1 Action
You have a rare grasp of emotion and it's affect on the viewer. It just goes to show what a true artist can create, even dull tools become capable of mastery. Bravisimo! reviewed April 14, 2006
Women on the Beach by Westfale Romance
Okay.. This wasn't that terrible, but it wasn't that great either. I liken it to the T&A movies of the late eighties. No plot, other than an excuse to put women in Bikinis (or less). reviewed March 20, 2006
Demon Costume Demo by Stormwhitelab Comedy
This is a nice attempt, but it failed on a few levels. You showed the differant colors, but not very closely. A demo should go into more technical details. IF you are going to make a comedy, then y... reviewed February 26, 2006
The Cabins wicked soul by yeagmaster Horror
Simply put, this would be a five star movie if you had a decent microphone. reviewed February 21, 2006
The Disfigured by -B- Romance
Nice basic story, easily folowable, but no surprises. reviewed February 21, 2006
The Nerd Who Fell In Love by nunberry Romance
I liked it, but I think you gave up on the story too easily. It could have been great. reviewed February 21, 2006
Last heart beats 2nd ed by chocolatemouse Horror
I liked this. This made a definate complete story, without words, which is what you were supposed to do. Good for you! reviewed February 21, 2006
The Cellar - Extended Version by Dulci Horror
I'm sorry sweetness.. Just didn't like it. The premise is sound, deaf woman being abused, but no info on who she is, why she's down there, who the murderer is... etc etc There isn't any reason to ca... reviewed February 21, 2006
Silenced Love by pamdennis Romance
You really worked hard on certain elements of this movie, but the end was so lacklustre it seems like you just gave up. I really felt like giving this a 4, but there was so much more you could have d... reviewed February 21, 2006
Ten Seconds Ago by God_Of_Plague Action
I really wanted to rate this five stars when you used a FANTASTIC editing job to breathe new lifeinto the overused, overlong death scene. The way it came out actually made me want to watch! And the... reviewed February 21, 2006
Wusman At the Beach by davidwww Action
It's a nice film, but you could have spiced it up a bit. This was obviously influenced by the old comic book Jack LaLane ads, a referance to them would have been great. reviewed February 21, 2006
white noise by dubblehellox Sci-Fi
I really REALLY liked the custom work on this movie, but you didn't do enough to convey the storyline to me. I got lost. reviewed February 21, 2006
The axe seminar by princeinexile Comedy
This was fun! The ending could have been a bit better, having the killer tend bar, and the ranter suddenly deciding he "wasn't thirsty any more" or something like that. reviewed February 21, 2006
Duckman 2 by captainova Comedy
Uh.. YAh.. reviewed February 21, 2006
The Collector by DeBeef Comedy
This was a good idea, and you pulled it off, mostly. You should really have waited to bring out the "brainwashed" plot point. You killed the suspense on that when you brought it out so early. The ea... reviewed February 21, 2006
Reckless by drybeanburrito Comedy
Sorry. This was not to my taste. It's listed as a comedy, but it plays like a bad afterschool special. There was a small bit of physical comedy in the slap, but that was quickly overtaken by the MUR... reviewed February 21, 2006
The Open Mind by Quotius Horror
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Let me congadulate you on a job well done! I only came here as a thank you for a vote on my personal film, and I left with a new favorite movie. The voice work was superb, the SPFX was masterful, and...
reviewed February 21, 2006
Viper Tongue by JasonWebb Action
As I'm writing this, there are no other reviews. So I'm going to be a bit more lenient than I normally am. No VO's is NOT an automatic deduction in stars, but you do have to work a little harder on... reviewed February 21, 2006
Empty Lands 1 by alexandergore Sci-Fi
Let me start off with saying,, NICE WORK. (And you watched and rated my film WHILE I was watching yours, TY BTW) You have the beginning of an interesting series here. Few suggestions, if you don't m... reviewed February 21, 2006
Car Crush Car by ewatt23 Action
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This was a fun film. It needs some quicker cuts and perhaps a little better establishment of the "why" of the character's actions. If you were going for a smash and grab action film, the action has ...
reviewed February 21, 2006
Broken Thoughts by satansmunchkin Romance
This was an edition of the TMO twilight zone! Very good edits and use of props. You definatly should have put a "To be continued" at the end, or perhaps played up the dream zone aspect a bit more at... reviewed February 20, 2006
Day of Desolation by bruisie150 Horror
Great reviewed February 19, 2006
Innocence sacrificed by chocolatemouse Romance
How could I NOT give this 5 stars? You crafted a believable, all too real tale. The rage, the pain, the tears all spoke through your characters. Did you cry as you made this, little mouse? I know ... reviewed February 19, 2006
How NOT to Make a Movie by mattdawg420 Comedy
This was made with some talent and care, but you pretty much botched the comedy it was SUPPOSED to be about. You made no reference to the #1 tech demo, or what the problem REALLY is. Your film was abo... reviewed February 19, 2006
Youve Got Spam! by kuroken Comedy
Good work. Roger always recomends the best! reviewed February 19, 2006
My Invisible Friend by MovieMan42 Comedy
Not a bad tech demo reviewed February 18, 2006
LAND OF THE GIANTS by Irish_Scorpion Sci-Fi
The use of VO's would have made this one of the all time great movies to be uploaded. This showed innovation, talent and some very good storytelling ability! The film itself was a bit long, perhaps ... reviewed February 18, 2006
You Cant Do That on TMO by MrOsterman Comedy
Great Voices, good idea and well done! COULD have moved a bit quicker though... reviewed February 18, 2006
Ape Planet by MovieMan42 Sci-Fi
great! I am a bit tired, but I didn't catch your invisible friend. reviewed February 17, 2006
Stage Set - Tech Demo by matneee Comedy
I was going to give this 4 stars because I enjoyed it, but the last few jokes were a bit stale. Then I saw Axecinema's one star. God that guy is a putz... Here's 5 stars. reviewed February 16, 2006
students and teachers by AxeCinema Romance
Okay.. That wasn't worthy of a one-star, but it was close. You really didn't tell a story here. When you make someone out to be a villan, you have to make the audience either love, or hate them firs... reviewed February 16, 2006
The Lounge Singer by Dulci Romance
How could I give this flowing, graceful tale any less of a rating? The tale you told was multi-faceted, engrossing, and so well made I feel a tinge of jealousy. Bravisimo! reviewed February 16, 2006
Shadows by Jiyuujin Sci-Fi
Wonderful WONDERFUL use of editing. YOu got the horror aspect down pat! Very many of the people who post movies here do not know how to make use of simple cuts for dramatic purpose. You did not need... reviewed February 16, 2006
The Lost Child by johnokinawa Sci-Fi
I loved this movie! The SPFX, great editing, fantastic use of costumes and WONDERFUL storyline made this a must-see. Few things, though. Some of the captions were made in an awkward way. You don't... reviewed February 13, 2006
Wild West Bedroom Demo by MrOsterman Romance
I loved the community service I loved the little dabs of humor I loved the little jabs at the set YOU LEFT THE FRACKIN MUMBLES IN!!!!! *NO STAR FOR YOU!!* reviewed February 13, 2006
The Feathered Massacre by SothisAmon Horror
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I kind of doubt you have the permission of the band for their music. That being said, the movie may have been decently made, but there was no point to it beyond mayhem, murder and rape. The fact tha...
reviewed February 13, 2006
Blood Money by warpedrevolution Action
This is a decent crime drama.The action was good, fast and flowed pretty well. The VO's helped make it a story, rather than just an assemblage of standard action clips. Since you explained the voice... reviewed February 13, 2006
The Trouble with VD by LordAndrew Comedy
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I admit I'm stingy. 5 stars is hard to get from me. See above rating for the answer on how much I liked this movie. The voice over was SPOT ON. Clear, emphatic at all the right points, and pleasan...
reviewed February 13, 2006
Fall Of A Titan Directors Cut by madmatt7g Comedy
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Okay that was funny. It would have been better had you made the lip syncing work.
reviewed February 12, 2006
Tribute to TMO Community by xboxmike Romance
You had a nice idea, but the same scene, with differant actors, got boring quickly. Keep trying though. reviewed February 10, 2006
CHEECH AND CHONG STONED DEAD by princeinexile Comedy
The VO's were pretty damn spot on. It moved a bit slow, and the end was a bit too rushed. That's the only reason I didn't rate it 5 stars. reviewed February 10, 2006
The Fart by madfurby Horror
It was a little long for a fart joke. Funny sue of scenes and overuse of the fart wav reviewed February 9, 2006
Every Christmas To 2005 by Cimmerz Romance
Congratulations reviewed February 8, 2006
Oh Its On Nimotsu Saru Kaimetsu by mixmasterfestus Comedy
A fun film that pokes fun AND celebrates the best parts of your #1 smash. Good for you! reviewed February 7, 2006
I need a Miracle by Sphinx86 Comedy
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Okay. I like to give descriptive reviews to films that seem like they've had more than 5 minutes prep time. The bad:You need a theme song or at least intro music in the beginning. The volume on the...
reviewed February 5, 2006
The Real Baggage Boy by traptlinkinpark Comedy
I TRY and not one star people. I save it for abusive people and antagonists. You challenged me on this one, it was so bad. The only reference to the movie in question, was the NAME Baggage boy, and... reviewed February 4, 2006
Aegis of Therion 2 - Total Annihilation by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
Okay.. First off. 5 Stars. People who know my style know that I don't give that out easily. The SPFX in this movie DEMANDED that response. The technical level of this film raises the bar for th... reviewed February 3, 2006
mission destroyz earthz! by frenkd Sci-Fi
I try and avoid giving one star reviews. I only found out about this because I wanted to see who would leave such a nasty review on mine. I really REALLY debated on giving you one star. This was rea... reviewed February 3, 2006
A Fairy Tale by Arawna11 Comedy
You could have used some opening music on this. It sets a mood for the coming scenes, no matter the language. The editing was off in a few scenes, the first dance line, in example. In any language,... reviewed February 3, 2006
Dell Customer Service by BENDICK44 Comedy
VO's decent, but not great. reviewed February 2, 2006
Project Sadako Session I by Buccura Horror
Very VERY well done. I will be recommending this to the other reviewers. The black and white mods to the sets, custom music and other uncountable "small touches" made this a FANTASTIC view. The lead... reviewed February 1, 2006
The Guns of the Preacher by lamlat Action
This was a mighty effort indeed, but your character skills need a bit of polishing. You had 9 minutes of action, but no time was spent on developing the characters. Your lead was a Preacher in costume... reviewed February 1, 2006
Deception by johnokinawa Romance
The plot was brilliant and the choice of sets suited the storyline to a T. The VO's were good fortherhyming nature of the script, but a little too stitled for my tastes. reviewed February 1, 2006
Theyve been Here by windu Horror
Okay.. first problem.. you left the Mumbles in. The movie was a bit overlong. You made your point about the loneliness of the lead character early on, and it was just repetion after that. The endin... reviewed February 1, 2006
Cracker Jap Show - Jedi Mind Trick by sprague1980 Comedy
The sound was a bit low. Other than the OBVIOUS Star Wars fanboy syndrome, (JK!) this was a fun flick. It went on a little too long for my tastes, as you got to the punchline pretty early. I liked i... reviewed February 1, 2006
Santa Strikes Back by Coolphil Comedy
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Okay. I'll take this for the joyful nonsense it's supposed to be, and not get too technical on the flaws. The VO's were WAY too low, and perhaps deserved a three. But it had some fun lines in it (Si...
reviewed February 1, 2006
The Legacy of Man by drucifer67 Action
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The editing on this was timed to PERFECTION! The custom backdrops, the costumes, the soundtrack... You are a VERY talented movie maker! Bravisimo!
reviewed February 1, 2006
Awakening - Chapter Two by kuroken Sci-Fi
It's hard to get people to watch series of this size. This, without a doubt, deserves to be up at the top of the charts. Good luck. reviewed February 1, 2006
Thank You Crazeyal by gantous Comedy
HEHEEHE Better than sucking on it!!! HAHAHAHAHA reviewed February 1, 2006
We closed our eyes by chocolatemouse Sci-Fi
I think you tackled a difficult subject with tact and grace. The editing was top rate, the sets and backdrops were chosen with great care. I think you have a hit on your hands. reviewed January 28, 2006
Oh Its On 2 Tora Saru Bakuhatsu Plus Plus by mixmasterfestus Action
I'd like to take a moment to thank you for all your hard work. Thank you for making an entertaining movie and pushing the limits of what this software is capable of. I'm sure there will be a front pa... reviewed January 28, 2006
Juice N Cookies by Mauricemeansbusiness Comedy
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I liked this one. The production values (aside from the already mentioned sound issues) were top notch. I'm typing this and staring at the button notched at 4 stars, knowing it's wrong. But the end...
reviewed January 25, 2006
The Revelation of a Beast by IchthusADMR Horror
Simply put, this was wonderful. The narration and voices were subtle but distict. The poetry/script was mesmerizing. I had to turn the volume up to hear it clearly, but once I did I had no problems.... reviewed January 25, 2006
The Art of Modern Combat Part 1 by Muchachas Action
I'm trying to be nicer in my reviewing, I have a reputation as being a hardass. But I'm just replying to your generous review of my NotLTMO, so I am not going to be too stingy with the stars. If this... reviewed January 25, 2006
Technical Demo - Teleportation by msaeluk Sci-Fi
Little too quick on the disapear part. Character just stopped being there. Nice color change though. reviewed January 25, 2006
An Afternoon with Stilton Conjarvis by boghog Comedy
I'm not really sure if this rates a 3 or a 4 star, but it was good enough for me not to ruin your rating. I thought the humour was a bit slow paced, and the Whole "gorilla" bit was uh.. silly.. but ... reviewed January 25, 2006
Come On - The Outtake Reel by FoDooG Comedy
Sorry. I didn't see the laughs that you obviously thought were there. Comedy is like that. Good luck on the next piece. reviewed January 25, 2006
Thriller by derbyrams Comedy
You need to practice a bit more, read some stickies, perhaps visit a few of the fan sites for tips. Above all else, get some thicker skin on you. Hostility and people with more attitude than opinion ... reviewed January 25, 2006
Addicted to TMO by erinnicole93 Comedy
It was a little slow. The voice acting was pleasant, but a bit monotone. I was going to 3 star it, but it's all in good fun. Thanks for the diversion. reviewed January 25, 2006
MoonRocker by chocolatemouse Action
I agree with the sentiment that the English errors add to the charm. You have plenty of friends online though, next time just ask for a proofreading. reviewed January 25, 2006
The Abduction Of Sandy DeLonge by Trey_DeLonge Sci-Fi
I was going to hit this with a three star, until the twist ending. I giggled , so you get an extra star, it's a rule of mine. There is nothing out of the ordinary here, but it's a cute diversion. reviewed January 24, 2006
[naughty word!]pleweemer by Kreeper65 Action
VC GRAB reviewed January 24, 2006
Twins by benstudios1991 Comedy
I was going to 3 star this, but then you made me laugh with the locker fight. The whole part with the twins and the voice cracking? Pretty bad. The voices also sounded the same for each character. IF... reviewed January 23, 2006
The drunk driver by metlkelley Action
Good message, decent movie. Needed VO's or some more sounds to make it top flight.Please don't use the Mumbles. Every reviewer I know hates them. This shows promise. Keep creating reviewed January 22, 2006
Lots of Laughs With Your IDEAS! by Dulci Comedy
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I thought it was a bit slow in the beginning, but everything is better with Monkeys!!!
reviewed January 22, 2006
The Studio - Online by Tarison Comedy
This was a fun movie. I liked the premise and the costumes. (yes, you have a VERY disturbing leading lady, but I think mine is a BIT more scary) The voice acting was sometimes flat. Very little emo... reviewed January 22, 2006
What if Allison Fell by Indieking Romance
Nice idea, too short unfortunatly. The writing was intriguing until the abrubt end. I was going to 3 star this, but I thought better of it. Please recreate this and expand it to tell a true story. reviewed January 22, 2006
The Truce of 1914 by augie64 Action
What you tried to do with this movie, you accomplished. Forget minor errors, copywright laws or jealous people. You told a story, and told it well. Bravisimo. reviewed January 22, 2006
Nine Lives by Aquamantor Action
Was a great great ride. But you left the mumbles in... reviewed January 22, 2006
Subway 3 by Sleeves Romance
Wow. There are movies and there are films. THIS is a film. Bravisimo. reviewed January 22, 2006
Am Ende der Distanz by Meowan Romance
Very good film, easy to follow. Nice translation. reviewed January 22, 2006
The Matrix Tribute by HappyDaClown Sci-Fi
Okay... Trying to be helpful, not hurtful. You deleted the opening credits, but failed to put any lead-in at all. Your microphone is turned up too loud, you are getting feedback. All of your voices ... reviewed January 22, 2006
Nico Returns by Gunner7246 Action
As much as I hate to agree with morons lik Rapper below me... You, sir, are a blot on the community. I am one staring you and reporting you. $50 wasted. Good day. reviewed January 22, 2006
The Trials of Explosivo! Episode I by madmatt7g Action
Unique and interesting. Could have used VO's reviewed January 22, 2006
CHINESE CHICKEN! by lizardthing Action
Uh... yoinks... Prescription medication should not be abused like this... reviewed January 21, 2006
Jailbreak! by skarsten Action
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The voice acting in this film made me jealous and wanting to see more! I watched it twice just to see if you were actually as good as I thought. Each caharacter had a unique personality, great costu...
reviewed January 21, 2006
The Cursed Earth by Cleric2k5 Sci-Fi
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You captured the good Doctor's personality and quirks FAMOUSLY. I was about to get mad, seeing the Doctor creep up carrying a pistol, when I saw the banana. I wish you could have imported the theme ...
reviewed January 21, 2006
The Kosher Rider Returns by Dr_Strangepork Action
If you've seen my reviews before, you'd know I don't give out 5's to just anyone. Not having a VO doesn't mean you can't get a 5, but it makes it a bit harder in my book. (No mumbles = a good thing!... reviewed January 21, 2006
Fake Accounts - The 1 Star Ninja Story - by Blackstorm Comedy
Nice message. Little light on the movie making. Eh.. I'll be generous and give it 4 instead of 3, you meant well.. reviewed January 20, 2006
What The Wind Blew In by Squishyshark Action
Curse me?? CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :) reviewed January 20, 2006
Der Besuch by alfromhell Sci-Fi
Al reviewed January 20, 2006
Keeping Your Lady by Prinzess Romance
From a friend. Keep your chin up. reviewed January 20, 2006
The Adventures of Woody Superpower by Stormwhitelab Action
I was torn on whether to give this 3 or 4 stars. I've reviewed a good deal ofmovies and while unique and innovative, this movie had some flaws. You need to learn to cut scenes to make a better flow. L... reviewed January 19, 2006
Meet the Neighbors 2 Meet The Creatures by KiCkmEdOOd1 Comedy
Okay.. this started out slow but had me chuckling all through the middle and end. I *COULD take apoint off for no VO's but I just don't want to! Good job! reviewed January 18, 2006
99cents by SamanthaRae8 Comedy
First, you screwed up the punchline, second.. this is pushing it a little... reviewed January 18, 2006
Gorilla Off! by sgt_rich Comedy
Nice movie. Wnet on too long for it's topic though, the joke got stale. Good execution. reviewed January 18, 2006
Test of Courage - Directors Cut (OmU) by Meowan Horror
Great movie. Great writing, timing and characters. Being an English speaker, I usually have problems following even subtitled German films. Originality: ##/10 (Horror mvoes witha PLOT?? rarest of th... reviewed January 18, 2006
The Species Game by Rucnok Action
For an animal movie, wasn't half bad. reviewed January 18, 2006
Race Without End by DaDirector Sci-Fi
Okay... Let's begin with your review of MY movie... "really unusaus and bad There is really no point to this script and just randomly changes sets could use better actors and a storyline." Which mo... reviewed January 17, 2006
Meet the Neighbors by KiCkmEdOOd1 Comedy
Originality: ##/10 (Real estate live Infomercial?. Can't get mor origional than that!) Plot/Story: ##4(Uh.. you really REALLY dropped the ball here. The first encounter was done PERFECTLY. Meeting,... reviewed January 17, 2006
A Heros Welcome v3 by groove-monkey Romance
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Originality: ##/10 (Real life stories are not unknown here, but War stories that don't involve guns are.) Plot/Story: ##10 (Supurb writing and characterization. I could go on about the details, but y...
reviewed January 17, 2006
Leech Maker by warpedrevolution Sci-Fi
Originality: ##/5 (It's a standard SciFi plot, mixed with a "Hunted " element. If there were more to this prequal, it might get a higher score.) Plot/Story: ##4 (Poor character development, lack of f... reviewed January 17, 2006
Of The Grace and Stuff! by echbar Romance
Originality: ##/2 (If I eat a meal in a third world country, THEN go into the bathroom and lick the porcelain, the contractions my bowel system would make could be called completely original. This ... reviewed January 17, 2006
A Prequel to the Promised Land by jepeter Sci-Fi
Hmmm Originality: ##/9(I was going to give this less of a score, but there simply aren't very many bible adaptations on TMO. ) Plot/Story: ##7 (The "Moses of space" idea was hurt by the shortness o... reviewed January 17, 2006
Retrospect by MovieMakerStapes Action
This was an impressive production. Originality: ##/8 (If 24 and Memento weren't already made, this would be very VERY original. I still give it high points because there isn't a film like it on this... reviewed January 17, 2006
Aegis Two Trailer by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
Like I wasn't feeling stupid already for having the top spot with cross-dressing Zombies... reviewed January 17, 2006
JESUS VS EASTER by MefuneAkira Comedy
Uh... The "Jesus" thing was pushing it, but it was all in good fun. I'm not religious, but don't you realize that saying Mary Magdalene didn't exist is very VERY offensive to some people? I try an... reviewed January 17, 2006
Lionheads Top Movie Makers by Oh_Come_On Comedy
I was going to three star this, because you had a good opportunity to really parody actual filmmakers, and you kind of blew it. But then I giggled at the end.. dammit. :) reviewed January 17, 2006
Lost In My Mind by falin Horror
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Wonderful scratch technique, must have been painstaking work. There is a difference between showing pictures and telling a story, and this tells a terrible but intriguing tale.
reviewed January 17, 2006
And So They Marched by DirectorBumbleButt Action
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I though it was technically brilliant, and visually stunning. Most movies have you searching for plot or hoping for VO's. This lead you on a path and held on till you got there.
reviewed January 17, 2006
The Adventures of Woody! Trailer by Stormwhitelab Action
Great idea, lacklustre execution. Klark 980 deserves a boot upside the head for the onestar though... reviewed January 16, 2006
Jjs reviewtraderdotcom Infomercial by jjpatel Comedy
The voiceovers killed this for me. reviewed January 16, 2006
Nautilus TechDemo by Zogg Action
Look people.. It was ADVERTISED AS A TECH DEMO!!! Rating it low for it not having a plot, not being "from the movies", or like lcd BECAUSE YOU ARE JEALOUS!!! Is simply stupidity in it's purest form... reviewed January 16, 2006
A Mecha Adventure by cult_inc Sci-Fi
I've actually wacthed this before, I just forgot to rate it (yeah.. idiot.. I know I know...). So I watched it over again. It was good the second time too! You had a bit of a problem with the major... reviewed January 16, 2006
Bloodchill by scoob895 Horror
Very little setup, and a bit silly at the end.. ya think?? Looks like a beginning film, not bad for one. reviewed January 16, 2006
Constant Gardening by ninette1 Action
Fun movie! Could have used a better ending, to drive the "secondary smoke" joke home a little more. Perhaps cutting to the bar or kitchen with all three of them eating. "You know you're still going ... reviewed January 16, 2006
The Movies Playing Loser by SalParadise Comedy
eh.. too slow to the point. Bit of overkill too. I rarely give one star, unless the person is cruel, or hurtful. reviewed January 15, 2006
Le Funk by rjb2112 Comedy
Loved loved LOVED the music. Could have had some more going on around him while he was walking, but that was probably the software. Perhaps you could have cut in some action by making him seem to ap... reviewed January 15, 2006
Robot Revenge (Final) by Alexei18 Sci-Fi
Not bad. No innovations, but no glitches either. reviewed January 14, 2006
Rise of the Undead by mrcool1 Horror
If you were trying for camp, you didn't go far enough. If you were trying for scifi... uh... yah... reviewed January 14, 2006
!Nix Wert ein Leben in Deutschland! by The-German-Hitmovies Comedy
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Ich normalerweise gebe 5 nicht zu den Filmen, die ich nicht verstehen kann, aber dieses ist nicht Ihre Störung. Ich wollte auf Sie über Ihre Anmerkungen in meinem Film (Nacht des lebenden TMO) antwort...
reviewed January 14, 2006
Kiss of the Ghost by nemezido Horror
Nice little story. reviewed January 14, 2006
One Star Ninja Vs One Star Bandit by God_Of_Plague Action
Started out decent, good idea, but poor execution. The end was rushed, without proper effects and unsatisfying. Some ideas were repeated way too many times, others were not touched on long enough to... reviewed January 14, 2006
Lense by FreddaH Horror
This was derivative of Hitch[shhhh!]'s Rear Window without taking anything unfairly. The style was smooth, and the characters believable. The only thing I objected to, was the fact that the lead cha... reviewed January 14, 2006
Further by johnokinawa Romance
Hit and miss with the VO's and the writing was abit stale here and there. It kept my attention though. reviewed January 14, 2006
Fast eine Liebesgeschichte by Daninsky Romance
THis was agood, somber film, but the end was unclear. reviewed January 14, 2006
Wiretapping and You! by UrinatingTree Comedy
The audio was hard to decipher at times. I got a chuckle over th Anti-christ line. reviewed January 14, 2006
Der Vampirkönig by cliffjumper Horror
Hallo. Ich spreche nicht Deutsches, also verfing mich ich nicht die meisten Ihres Films. Es schien Spa??, klangen die Stimmen stark und frei, aber der Vampire schien mehr als eine käsige Spitze. Ist ... reviewed January 14, 2006
Drunk Naked Chicks by Pulp Celluloid Comedy
That.. was funny. You should have teased a little more during the old men complaining bit..Flashed back for an ALMOST THERRRE scene then back to the old men. I enjoyed it! Recommending it for the top 200! reviewed January 14, 2006
Women Drivers by Dulci Comedy
Cute! Nice VO's. Wasn't too sure of why she quit the race, or who she was driving against... But fun to watch.. reviewed January 14, 2006
The Last Ninja by visualstudios Action
Technically brilliant and wonderfully made. I had a problem with the dialogue. The speech patterns in a script define what a person comes from and gives some definition of their character. You simpl... reviewed January 14, 2006
easy riders by morganlewis12 Action
Decent movie of the genre, nothing really special. I didn't get to like any of the main characters, and since the good guy was one dimensional, I couldn't get behind them as anti-heroes either. reviewed January 14, 2006
They Dance 2 by killerbay Action
uh.. I don't one-star... but this pretty much deserved it. No music, Bad VO's and no plot worth speaking of. reviewed January 14, 2006
One Night Stands by erinnicole93 Romance
Some editing errors and glitches took away froma fine production. The VO was warm and easy, like talking to a friend in front of a fire. The end could have used a bit more polish. Good job! reviewed January 14, 2006
Final Words to a Treasured Son by HairRaiser71 Comedy
I'm pretty much witheveryone else.. pretty good up to the punchline. reviewed January 14, 2006
On to Moscow by Haes Action
Great voice-overs pretty good storyline (could have used a bit more detail on the WHY of the Russian occupation) and great use of costume and sets reviewed January 14, 2006
Cameleon by hosty Action
The trailer's too long. You need to tease people with action, not show it. And don't you mean chameleon? reviewed January 14, 2006
Undercover Cover Blown by Bennettl Action
yup, subtitles. I also HATE the mumbles.... I'm feeling generous though.. reviewed January 13, 2006
My Dad was a Middle-Aged Zombie Part 2 by Gnostradamus Horror
good job reviewed January 13, 2006
The Incident by yoyokid Action
The synth voices just sound like robots. The writing needs work too. reviewed January 13, 2006
(Not Even In) Death Will We Part by KiCkmEdOOd1 Romance
+1 star for being brave enough to try it without VO's or subtitles, and pulling it off!! Was a bit too long. Some of the scenes just had too much lag in them snip a bit next time. reviewed January 13, 2006
The Adventures of Yeoman Joe by rposhard Comedy
Sloppy editing was the first chuckle. I liked the movie, the costumes were good, the sets were proper, and the characters.. were okay... The dialogue was a bit erratic and the pace was jumping a bit... reviewed January 13, 2006
Lift Chronicles - Part 1 - Unwelcome Visitor by lizard3209 Sci-Fi
The opening could have used music. The door sounds were for a WOOD door, next time try an electronic sound or a whirr or something (god,I got annoyed by the third time I heard that!) That simply i... reviewed January 13, 2006
Found (a parody of lost) by hutchim Sci-Fi
juuuuust about as confusing as Lost... reviewed January 13, 2006
Billy Bobs Country Christmas by JDaly Comedy
Oh what the hell.. Merry... WAIT A SEC IT'S NOVEMBER!! COME BACK HERE YOU ROTTEN KIDS!!! reviewed January 13, 2006
Burning Edison by mriamron Comedy
VO's needed an audio filter.bad ending. no story. reviewed January 13, 2006
Night of the Living Nazis by Pat_Corcoran Sci-Fi
Nice twist at the end.good costumes, good writing and you got ageneral feel for both a horror flick and a ww2 movie. Good job! reviewed January 13, 2006
Flower will die (my version) by chocolatemouse Romance
Just because the font is called romance, is not a reason to use it. It was very hard to read. Hit one of the mod sites andfind out how to DL new fonts. That way you can keep the softer edge to the s... reviewed January 13, 2006
All Together Now by killatia Comedy
uhhh WHAT?? If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was made by the AI, randomly. No plot, no voices, SCARY ugly woman ( I hope you were TRYING for that.. I was impressed!) The FUGLY one saved y... reviewed January 13, 2006
Ace Adventurer by gantous Comedy
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ooo BAD Voice-over... ouch.. Too close to the microphone. Kept hearing you brethe. Bad editing, misplaced sound. If the sound messes up, go into movie viewer and re-save the movie. That usually fix...
reviewed January 13, 2006
The FIGHT by frozenfisherman Action
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This is just stock footage barely edited.
reviewed January 13, 2006
The Long Island Diamond by cricketfrye Romance
ARGH!!!! NO MUMBLES!!! and.. tubby rockenpocket??? ?I got a giggle out of that, but not much else. reviewed January 13, 2006
Black and White by d9studios Action
RE-using the rooftop jump was what cost you the 5th star. The other voices weren't that good, but I liked the lead's for some reason. I think you'lldo even betterwiththe silently promised sequal. reviewed January 13, 2006
Latin Lover Pilot by sprague1980 Romance
Not bad, but too vague for a first episode. Nothing out of the ordinary technically but GREAT VO's. I was going to give it afour, but the ending killed it for me. Yes, I know it's a series, but righ... reviewed January 13, 2006
Whats Going Here On(Ep1 The P A R T Y) by mystic_sleet Comedy
Decent editing, but the VO's killedit for me. At first I enjoyed the whole "Guy in the rubber suit so you can't hear him" angle.. but then it got old. If you are making a joke with a character's spee... reviewed January 13, 2006
Late For Work by Pulp_Maiden Action
You lost it in the middle, but pulled it out in the end. Some glitches, some bad VO's and bad edits. The beginning and middle lagged. The only reason it get's 4 instead of 3 is that you made me lau... reviewed January 13, 2006
Comedy Night at the Improve by PamDennis Comedy
hoo boy... This was like watching "Evening at the Improv: The BURIED episode" You have NO comedic timing. The filter you used was no help either. If you are going to makea movie about comedy, you n... reviewed January 13, 2006
Route 66 by westost Sci-Fi
Ver very nice. I'd givie it 5 stars were it not for the minor editing errors. BTW.. David lynch called.. he wants his underwear back!!! reviewed January 13, 2006
Le Funk (Trailer) by rjb2112 Action
uh... It's a trailer so I'm more forgiving than normal (that reads TOTAL [wash your mouth out!] USUALLY) but it's pronounced LE (lay-uh or leigh) not LUH. Think French.. pinch yer buttcheeks and THE... reviewed January 13, 2006
WORLDS STRONGEST by krazyeyes Comedy
uh.. that was Baggage boy.. with a girl... 5 minutes tops!!! reviewed January 13, 2006
We thought it was over by chaosllama Horror
GAH!!! FIX YOUR MIKE! reviewed January 13, 2006
You Won! The advertisement! by chaosllama Comedy
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You LOSE!!! Sorry.. couldn't ressist. ;) This was not okay. It was pretty bad actually. The "contests" or snippets of them, were too long. The writing wandered all over the place, and the VO.. O...
reviewed January 13, 2006
He Wore Purple by Bluhm Action
Great sets, good use of costumes, and decent writing. Could have used a bit more background on the robot, and the hero... ah hell.. could have used a bit more backstory period. Some of the actions se... reviewed January 13, 2006
Bits of Satan Fall Down Stairs by cult_inc Horror
Hey Luskington... Ever think some people MIGHT have not watched the movie yet? RETARD!!! er um.... Sorry about that chief... reviewed January 13, 2006
the night of the living dead 18s only by pcd Horror
Okay.. I watched your movie and will honestly rate it. No voice overs does not necessarily mean a bad score. BUT... you have to do some things to make up for it. You imported no sounds into the movie... reviewed January 13, 2006
Off The Reacord with Lionhead Studios by sarunit Comedy
I'm right behind you in the rankings.. You don't KNOW how hard it was to not one star this... Actually it was easy.. I'm just lazy and evil... :) The costumes were superb, the editing was fantastic, ... reviewed January 13, 2006
Dont Touch by padakid Action
Trailers need to be faster paced, and give a bit more reason to watch the movie. You didn't make anything that made me identify with the characters. You just need to practice a bit and reada few of t... reviewed January 13, 2006
Herpes Works For YOU!! by davrous Comedy
I almost gave this three stars. YOU LEFT THE FRIKKEN MUMBLES IN!!!! grr... Pretty funny, but not fast paced enough. Monkeys always help though :) reviewed January 13, 2006
One Minute Bad Joke by Rhaeman Comedy
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Okay.. You got a chuckle out of me.. darnit... you get 5you win at teh internets!!! :)
reviewed January 13, 2006
The Slayer updated by DirectorBumbleButt Action
Uh... I get the fact that you were trying for a "Noir" feel...But this was just confusing. The costumes and sets were well chosen, though. reviewed January 13, 2006
Lust2 by satansmunchkin Romance
The editing was off a bit. You overused the phone footage, some of the cuts were a bit rough, and the ending was very VERY abrupt. You also could have ended it a minute earlier if you weren't going ... reviewed January 13, 2006
Fresh 2 by joshthink Comedy
You can get Audacity to clean up the sound files next time, for free. It was very hard to understand what you were saying. reviewed January 13, 2006
Suicide The Life of a Teenage Jock by guitardude82 Romance
I think the "serious" movie is swept away by the flashier more provocative flicks, but you have to work a bit harder to keep an audience's attention. You have to establish empathy with the charcat... reviewed January 13, 2006
What Ever Happened to The Trix Rabbit by Rhynox980 Comedy
Great movie. Decent VO's but you sortof lost the "Rabbit" voice here and there.. Plus you dissed the DUKE!!! :P reviewed January 13, 2006
The Songwriter A Final Note by Sphinx86 Horror
Fantastic voice acting, great sets and decent premise. I don'tthink you ever REALLY got to the WHY of the songwriter, but it's forgivable. reviewed January 12, 2006
HEROES OF THE WEST by jrv_star Action
WAY too long for this site. Enjoyable, good characters, needed sound work. VO's sould have been nice, but you have to know your limitations. reviewed January 12, 2006
Death Upon My Doorstep - Chapter 1 by phx_archangelus Action
Both great and terrible VO's. You need to recruit a female, or get better software. reviewed January 12, 2006
Invasion-Earth Pt2 by RALLTD Sci-Fi
Nice writing and good use of sets. I liked the transformation scenes, but you rushed the ending. reviewed January 12, 2006
The White Chicken by Stormwhitelab Comedy
uhhhhhh I'm sorry if I come off as mean, but this was not that great. even two minute stories need introduction and development. It started out okay, but went nowhere but.. oh poor chicken??? You ... reviewed January 12, 2006
In Cold Blood by Swazi Action
I couldn't follow the story all the way through, or I'd 5 star ya! reviewed January 12, 2006
Christmas Aftermath by lan14n Comedy
I was gonna give this 3 stars for the bad VO's... But then I realized I liked it anyway. reviewed January 12, 2006
Everyday Life by blamotime Action
Good movie! Nice editing, sound and characters. Dialogue was a bit.. wooden. reviewed January 12, 2006
Miami Christ The Night Shift by Sphinx86 Comedy
This surprised the hell out of me!! I actually found myself thinking up new episodes halfway through! Miami Christ vs the A-team! Miami Christ vs Spandau Ballet! EHHEHE I think you havea hit on y... reviewed January 12, 2006
Live by the Gun Die by the Gun by daredevil_can Action
Wasn't too ambitious. Decent writing. reviewed January 12, 2006
VENUS PRIME by sisch Sci-Fi
Nice job on the costumes and sets. The run to the cabin was a little rushed, as was the end, but I liked the abruptness of the end. Made me want more. reviewed January 12, 2006
Dixon Doolittle by Swat_Wolf007 Sci-Fi
The movie is too long for the genre. The message was conveyed early on and the rest was just fluff. The endwas funny and origional though. reviewed January 12, 2006
Darkness by ChengYi Horror
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I expected this to be silly. I was wrong. I almost gave this 4 stars, because you were too close to the mic when recording. I had this same problem, what I did was step back from the mike, raise my...
reviewed January 12, 2006
Tuvan Art by ChengYi Sci-Fi
Sorry.. the experiment didn't work, but I gave you an extra star for trying. reviewed January 12, 2006
The Flower will die by chocolatemouse Romance
I apologize if I offend with the low rating. I try and be honest in reviewing. I usually don't take a point off for no VO's but if it's combined with leaving in the mumbles... yeesh ... I hate thos... reviewed January 12, 2006
Robot mafia III by cfkwong123 Action
Origional idea! I liked the costume selection and the set selection. It could have used a few more robot noises, if not VO's. Robot voice simulators are pretty easy to find for free. The action wa... reviewed January 12, 2006
RESISTANCE - The Beginning Trailer by masterbecks Action
Nicely done. The full movieshould be fun. reviewed January 12, 2006
What A Rush by rjb2112 Action
The beginning of the song was a bit garbled, and some of the movie is out of sync (like you stated.) I was looking for a plot, but then I realized.. It's a music video and only a few of THEM have plo... reviewed January 11, 2006
Shoe To Drop - Prologue by Stach Action
Pretty good reviewed January 11, 2006
Greed by cipheruzmad Romance
This was decently written and the costumes fit the roles just fine. There were some editing errors and shortcuts that detracted from the film. No VO's does not automatically mean 4 stars, but it cou... reviewed January 11, 2006
If I Had The Stagecoach Set by Ratqueen Comedy
Funny. Great Voice acting and hilarious use of the costume editor! So.. that was YOUR grandma in that video I got in my emai... uh.. nevermind.. here's 5 stars... shhhh reviewed January 11, 2006
Godzilla Vs Kong by yayoo Action
Okay.. To Skilationinc... Are you aware there was an ACTUAL Godzilla vs King Kong made in the sixties??? On to the movie Making. You need to learn perspective and scale. Just because you copied King... reviewed January 11, 2006
Tales from Teh Intraweb by IamaCoommee Comedy
uh.. you had GREAT costumes for what you were trying to do... but the VO's were pretty raw. It was extremely clear it was one voice, and it sounded like all one file, recorded in one take. You need to... reviewed January 11, 2006
Scan Aside by ashlandt Horror
I'm sorry, there just isn't much here. reviewed January 11, 2006
Spiderman Prelude to Disaster by FreddaH Action
I liked this. The VO was a bit rough because of your accent, but it was all understandable. Peter Parker is supposed to sound younger, though. Nit pick...The Daily planet??? :) reviewed January 11, 2006
Shadows of a Rainbow by Traegon Action
Good movie, well chosen costumes and sets. The lack of VO's hurt it a bit, and the fighting was a bit stale. Keep up the good work, and thanks for reveiwing my movie. reviewed January 11, 2006
Rock of the Marne by Angelo_Santino Action
I liked the film. You already admitted the hiccups, so we won't mention them. I know it's your first peice.. but 16 min??? Next time AT LEAST a two parter. You could also use a bit more movement w... reviewed January 11, 2006
Kong my Whopper by jumpleads Horror
uh... Sometimes review trader betrays me... reviewed January 10, 2006
Change of Fortune by Valtharius Sci-Fi
Costumes:Amazing Story:Fabulous Editing: Perfect VO's: PHENOMENAL! reviewed January 10, 2006
Visions of pain by gilga Horror
I also rarely give 5 stars, at least without cause. I don't speak French at all, but I have watched many subtitled films before (in theatres and schoolrooms.. oh so many years ago..) and I've can te... reviewed January 10, 2006
Sammys Big Fall by corndg4 Romance
Ouch.. First mistake, No vo's are fine.. but DON'T leave the mumbles as your only voices. Better a complete text only movie, than having forty MRUh-MUHHHH's. Second, the editing could have used some ... reviewed January 10, 2006
Dont Laugh at Me by rjb2112 Romance
I'd really like to 5 star this movie, because personalexperiances brought to film are special. I respect you as a reviewer too much to simply slather on a "Wow! FANTASTIC!!" and throw away a 5. The e... reviewed January 10, 2006
Keeping Your Man by Prinzess Romance
The audio quality was off, plus the V-A'ing was a bit wooden. I liked the writing and the sets, though. I used Goldwave to eliminate a similar problem with my movie's audio. It sounds like you have ei... reviewed January 9, 2006
Pheobe Takes The Cake by mildheadwound Action
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Using VO's isn't mandatory, but it would have helped. The writing suffered from plotholes and no-one who's had a family member who's handicapped calls them a "f**king retard"... That last one cost you...
reviewed January 8, 2006
Foreigner by Tarison Sci-Fi
Some slight editing errors and a really compressed ending made this 5 star moviea 4 star movie. Nice innovation on the invisible monster, but the scenes you chose didn't emphasise this enough. reviewed January 8, 2006
The Hidden Stories by Dulci Comedy
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I wanted to give this 4 stars for no voice over... but I finished the film without even thinking about stepping away, a sign of a well made film. It wasn't hurt by the lack of the VO's I didn't hear a...
reviewed January 8, 2006
The Day I Turned Into a Babe by suedenim Comedy
Well written, the sets were perfect, the only reason it go 4 stars is the lack of any soundwork at all. reviewed January 8, 2006
Oh Its On by mixmasterfestus Action
Great innovation... But you knew that already. :) reviewed January 8, 2006
Spider-Man Episode I by Stormwhitelab Action
Great costume modding. The fight left a little to be desired, but the software has it's limitations. reviewed January 8, 2006
Darwin Awards (Plug Me In) by made2kill Comedy
Too slow. Great idea, funny story, but you might have tried mocking this guy more, showing him doing other dumb things before he killed himself ...stuff like that. reviewed January 7, 2006
Drama Queen The Music Video by justin_in_bangor Comedy
good god Justin... Great effort and good idea.. but I will pay you cash money to NEVER sing again!!! reviewed January 7, 2006
John Corder - True Crime New York by Bonn_Coorp Action
Hey... I'd like to say that I enjoyed the movie and perhaps you should look for solutions rather than getting frustrated about complaints. If you write your scripts out beforehand, you can PM it to a... reviewed January 7, 2006
Catch the Ninja by WishfullThinker Comedy
This was a fun flick. It is way too long to be put up like this. If you feel you have to make it this long, make it a two parter next time. reviewed January 7, 2006
A New Love (For Christmas) by rjb2112 Romance
Umm I'm sorry.. This had a good deal of potential, but you made a few critical errors. You never EVER ignore something the audience can't ignore. Play to your strengths. "The costume stayed on beca... reviewed January 6, 2006
Freaks At Your Door - Cameleon Boy by NoBigThing Comedy
Eh.. not bad.. I didn't enjoy the juvenile nature of it, but it wasn't supposed to be high art. Glad you had fun making it. reviewed January 6, 2006
Poem Of War by sorrow13 Action
The VO was simply too monotone for the intense action shown in both the words and on the screen. Also, I think you need to do some research. As a military man, I have to tell you, no General would s... reviewed January 6, 2006
A Christmas Wish by CowBear Romance
Your heart was in the right place. The end could use a bit of work. It was refreshing to not see Santa go Ninja... reviewed January 6, 2006
Grammaton Nemesis by F3Zero Sci-Fi
This could have been better. Much of it was unmodified stock footage, or so it seemed. The VO was uneven, at times it was well paced and timed, and other's it lagged and sounded dull. The attack sc... reviewed January 6, 2006
Bunnies Against Rabbit Bashing (BARB) by sarunit Comedy
I liked this. the vo were very fitting and well acted. The sets were well chosen plus the topic was unique and funny. The pacing was a bit too slow after the beginning, it should have progressed f... reviewed January 6, 2006
Smoked by juret Action
uh.. I enjoyed parts of it. You didn't so enough to set the plot in place, or to explain the action. The storytelling needs a bit of help. There are a few cheap or shareware sound ediors around tha... reviewed January 6, 2006
They Called Him Sasquatch - Directors Cut by mitchell_lee Comedy
Fun movie. Nice characters, cute bnnanas! :) reviewed January 4, 2006
Silverblade by juret Action
The VO's were detracted by the software you used. It was too obvious. Plus, you had some REALLY bad dialog. One last thing.. the supplied wolf call is lame, don't ever use it, it hurts your movie when you do. reviewed January 4, 2006
Dark Snowflake by Yogurt_King Horror
I'd like to pick apart your movie and give reasons why I SHOULDN'T give you 5 stars. BUT I can't. I didn't like this movie. I did NOT hate it, but I had a feeling pervading through me while watchin... reviewed January 4, 2006
Daveys Robot Prelude by worldwriter Comedy
Not bad.. Few problems... You didn't have enough lead in to the Defense head's dismissal of the robot project. A character is defined by what he represents, and both of them were merely talking. ... reviewed January 3, 2006
Lifepod by johnstonstudios Sci-Fi
I liked this. Good use of timing and ambiance. The characters were believable and the use of costumes worked wonderfully. I was gonna take off a point for no voiceovers, but understanding one's lim... reviewed January 3, 2006
Ties That Bind by Grizpin Horror
Editing problems and a pretty weak ending. reviewed January 3, 2006
POTHA II TRAILER by Arcane_Penguin Sci-Fi
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Not a bad watch. Good idea to keep the trailer small, but perhaps a bit faster paced? I liked the opening scene (I'll be haranging you for your secrets on the dropdown black scenery pretty much forev...
reviewed January 3, 2006
A Sith Lord In LA by Yngvelli Comedy
I was put off at first, I found the VA'ing VERY tiresome and bad... But then my brain clicked on to the fact that it was VERY deliberate, and pretty funny. Most SW fans take themselves too seriously... reviewed January 3, 2006
The Purging of Christmas by velieth Action
I got no feeling for the characters, and the premise was just.. off.. reviewed January 2, 2006
Under the Boot Awakening - Chapter One by kuroken Action
14 minutes is a pretty long peice for this crowd. Good work. Kept my attention the whole way, the story unfolded easily and I'd definatly come back for part two. reviewed January 2, 2006
X-mas Generations by Lorgod Romance
This was nice. I liked the VO's, even though the accent gave me a moment of confusion or two.There was an opportunity for jokes with the backstory on "Santa" that you didn't fufill, but it was an enj... reviewed January 2, 2006
Space Wars Episode IV No Hope by James_Moore Sci-Fi
Reviewed on the honest review thread reviewed January 2, 2006
Once Upon a Time on the North Pole by stiek13 Romance
Uhhh.. YIKES!! This is the Hilander 2 of Santa Movies... reviewed January 2, 2006
Wigger TV by ProdigyStudios Comedy
Story: 3 Comprehension: 5 Editing: 4 Voice acting: 4 Genre: 5 Characters: 3 Overall Appeal: 4 Overall Score: 28 out of 35 The voice actiong was good, if not just a little flat. I'm not sure if it w... reviewed January 2, 2006
Never Forget redux by humdogma Action
I agree with the "touchy subject" part. I wish you had gotten into the kids who did it more, rather than just showing the shootings. While no-one EVER condoned why they did it, there was more going ... reviewed January 2, 2006
The Morgan Freeman Theory! by UrinatingTree Comedy
I just HAD to take a star away for the horrible HORRIBLE impersonation reviewed January 2, 2006
One Stop Austronaut by somekindamovie Sci-Fi
Not too terrible, It's a bit random for my tastes though. I wonder how you're gonna pull off the head in a bottle bit, because these guys couldn't open a toothpaste tube without instructions.. :) reviewed January 2, 2006
The Planet by chain2 Sci-Fi
The writing was good, as far as the premise goes, but the dialog was not all that great. "She died in my arms as I cried my saddest tears" is not exactly NYer speak... reviewed January 2, 2006
What Is Love Part I by Danielewicz Romance
The Vo was pretty good. The part with the trannie lawyer was hilarious! I ddin't get the whole high school part, and the "making out with the boss's wife" was rushed. I'd watch a sequal. reviewed January 2, 2006
Aegis of Therion - Episode I by erinnicole93 Sci-Fi
The movie was technically superior and most of the voiceacting was too... Gotta say that there were some sound issues, some of the fighting and gun effects were more than a bit off. The captain's perf... reviewed January 2, 2006
Peter Molyneux A Hype Tale online by Dir3 Action
Good flick, nice use of costumes and effects. No VO's get's -1 pt with me. reviewed January 2, 2006
We Will Always Be Together by pearsonhouse Romance
Glitches, no VO's.. Sorry for the 3, but I'm an honest reviewer. I'm sure I'll like thesequal better. Nice writing though. reviewed January 2, 2006
Victory Latened by JConway Action
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VO's plus hard work makes for a good view.
reviewed January 2, 2006
Moon lit fright part 1 by swift007 Horror
Uh.. a trailer is supposed to entice. This just says you were makeing a movie. reviewed January 2, 2006
A Robber Barons Christmas by johnokinawa Romance
A bit ham handed in the message and the writing. Nice use of the sets and costumes. reviewed January 2, 2006
X-MAS DEAD Tod an Weihnachten by scyride Horror
Aufweiderstein... (sp?) reviewed January 2, 2006
The Bullet-Proof Hat by frostyelf Action
VC grab MORON. I am reporting you to both LH and RT as useless trash. reviewed January 2, 2006
Good Idea-Bad Idea V by Deikon Comedy
I was gonna 3 star this, for the slow beginning... but the middle and hilarious end made up for it reviewed January 2, 2006
Remnants of Life pt 1 by FreddaH Action
Great writing, but a project of this size needs VO's reviewed January 2, 2006
Ho Ho Homicide - Part Two by FlyingPenguin Horror
Juvenile and poorly VA'd. reviewed January 2, 2006
Prisoners revenge by charrr Sci-Fi
-1 for using the mubles -1 for using randomness as a plot device. reviewed January 2, 2006
A Is For Alice by plopphizz Sci-Fi
Top notch writing, good use of the Genre. Actually a bit creepy. GREAT VA!! reviewed January 2, 2006
They Came From The Woods by waynhoward Horror
Nice movie. Bit too long for the subject matter. reviewed January 2, 2006
Vampire Bloodline Chronicles The Prodigy by darkwolfe Action
This was a wonderful movie! I'm taking one star for the length of it (not all that necessary) and the lack of VO's. I'll review it again when you come on witht he update! reviewed January 2, 2006
Santa's Visit (SE) by hisstorymn Romance
It was pretty good. Little light on the writing as far as justifying "Santa" reviewed January 2, 2006
The Lottery (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
Quick joke, fun. Probably deserves less of a rating, but I actually chuckled. reviewed January 1, 2006
What i like about jews by 9sam1 Comedy
"I just want one chip.." heheheh reviewed December 31, 2005
Santa Claus - An Open Letter by philnate Action
Editing: 3 Story: 3 Dialouge: 3 Originallity: 3 Scene Fit: 4 Sound: 3 Overall: 3 This was good for afirst movie, but the VO drug it down rather than raising it up. Tagline:Boy Santa Claus, what a bi... reviewed December 26, 2005
The Gift by Airadine Romance
Editing: 4 Story: 4 Dialouge: 3 Originallity: 5 Scene Fit: 5 Sound: 3 Overall: 5 You will do well in the contest. I expect to see this movie in the running for the top spot. Very few people took a se... reviewed December 26, 2005
Virgin Planet by JBlackrose Sci-Fi
Editing: 3 Story: 2 Dialouge: 2 Originallity: 2 Scene Fit: 4 Sound: 2 Overall: 2 People have to learn when you do captions, stopping them in the middle of a sentence makes the actor look like he's st... reviewed December 26, 2005
Killbot by Primus_Inter_Pares Action
Editing: 3 Story: 2 Dialouge: 2 Originallity: 4 Scene Fit: 4 Sound: 2 Overall: 2 This movie could have been so much better with just a little effort. All you did was paste a robot costume on one ac... reviewed December 26, 2005
Santa vs Easter Bunny by IAmTheRad Action
Editing: 3 Story: 2 Dialouge: 2 Originallity: 2 Scene Fit: 3 Sound: 2 Overall: 2 Sorry. I wasn't impressed with this at all. It was a fun concept but you really didn't go far enough with it. This was... reviewed December 26, 2005
She Was a Phat Ride by Doc_Z Comedy
Editing: 4 Story: 4 Dialouge: 5 Originallity: 5 Scene Fit: 4 Sound: 4 Overall: 5 This ought to place well in the contest. I wasn't too sure about the inclusion of the wagon pulled by cows.. until he... reviewed December 26, 2005
Like the desert needs the rain by Throwaxe Action
Editing: 4 Story: 4 Dialouge: 3 Originallity: 4 Scene Fit: 4 Sound: 3 Overall: 4 This movie was well made. It could have been better with VO's or a few more sound effects. The fact that you shut ... reviewed December 26, 2005
Editing: 3 Story: 4 Dialouge: 2 Originallity: 5 Scene Fit: 4 Sound: 2 Overall: 4 The lead character's model didn't change emotion enough. I don't know if it was the anti-scowling mod, or if it was ju... reviewed December 26, 2005
A Schmans Life 3 by Happy_Schman Romance
Editing: 3 Story: 4 Dialouge: 5 Originallity: 5 Scene Fit: 4 Sound: 2 Overall: 4 I have to say something out right front. The "mumbles" almost ruined the movie for me. Not doing VO's is a directin... reviewed December 26, 2005
breathe by sli_nd Romance
Editing: 5 Story: 3 Dialouge: 0 Originallity: 5 Scene Fit: 5 Sound: 4 Overall: 5 The beginning was slow. To be honest, the song and singing was a bit off in the start, as well.(in my untrained opinio... reviewed December 24, 2005
Metro Life part 1 first cut by ghostmedia411 Action
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Editing: 5 Story: 5 Dialog: 5 Originality: 5 Scene Fit: 5 Sound: 5 Overall: 5 This simply blew me away. Great music, great writing, superb voiceacting! I expected Mickey Spillane to run on the scen...
reviewed December 24, 2005
Making a Living by australianmoviemaker Action
The editing in the movie was off. Hairstyles jumped midscene, scene changes were jumpy and the story flowed a little haphazardly. I, for one, HATE the mumbles. If you were just going to have subtitl... reviewed December 23, 2005
The Office by markrichardbehenna Comedy
Editing: 5 Story: 5 Dialouge: 3 Originallity: 5 Scene Fit: 5 Sound: 3 It could have used some more sound effects, but the movie was fun. Having worked in an office, I feeeeeel your pain! The beginin... reviewed December 23, 2005
How The Glinch Scrooged Christmas by justin_in_bangor Comedy
Editing: 5 Story: 5 Dialouge: 5 Originallity: 5 Scene Fit: 5 Sound: 4 It could have used some sound effects, but the movie was fun. Also, the scene with the dead bodies was too slow. You might've w... reviewed December 23, 2005
On A One Day by devilboy204 Comedy
This was random, silly, and downright wierd.. EVERYTHING THAT WAS ADVERTISED!! Good Job! reviewed December 23, 2005
Acorn (Episode 1) - Purpose by SOULSWORD Action
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Editing: 5 Story: 5 Dialog: 4 Originality: 5 Scene Fit: 4 Sound: 3 Overall: 5 I really liked this movie. The character Acorn is a standard SciFi plot device ((ouch.. bad Ray..) but the development is...
reviewed December 23, 2005
Christmas Fury by markof74 Comedy
This movie plays into the software's random feel very well. Perhaps a little too well. There is no real effort to establish characters other than introduction and only one and a half scenes after the ... reviewed December 22, 2005
The Dead What Eats Everything! by dallas32822 Horror
Editing:3 Story:3 Dialog:3 Originality:4 Scene Fit:4 Sound:2 Overall:4 The writing was a bit off. You really couldn't tell what/where or why about the zombies.. WHICH MAKES IT A GREAT ZOMBIE FLICK!... reviewed December 22, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-Two) by StevenKreg Action
Editing: 5 Story: 5 Dialouge: 4 Originallity: 5 Scene Fit: 5 Sound: 5 Amazing as always. It's good to see you are keeping the technological edge up, you'll need to now that you've set the bar for ev... reviewed December 22, 2005
Santa Inc by Sir_Goose_Productions Comedy
Editing: 3 Story: 4 Dialouge: 4 Originallity: 4 Scene Fit: 3 Sound: 3 Overall: 4 The elf voice was so bad it HAD to be intentional... Don't try so hard next time.. eh? You needed at least a snowfla... reviewed December 22, 2005
My Love Goes On (Even in Death) by Brokienheart Romance
Editing: 4 Story: 5 Dialouge: 4 Originallity: 5 Scene Fit: 4 Sound: 4 Overall: 5 Some films can use voice-overs, some do better without them. This worked wonderfully with subtitles. I still prefer n... reviewed December 22, 2005
Chasing Lasso by bigericogre Action
Editing:3 Story:3 Dialog:2 Originality:3 Scene Fit:4 Sound:3 Overall:3 It was a pretty standard western, but the writing of the characters marred a decent production. Indians who need help from a wh... reviewed December 22, 2005
I killed Jesus and all I got was this T-shirt by Sphinx86 Comedy
Editing:4 Story:3 Dialog:5 Originality:5 Scene Fit:4 Sound:4 Overall:4 Very funny, if not totally WRONG... Hey.. all you atheists have a happy.. uh.. a merry.. Feliz nav.. Uh.. Happy day off!! Th... reviewed December 22, 2005
HERO life and times of The Enforcer by krazyeyes Action
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Editing:3 Story:5 Dialog:3 Originality:5 Scene Fit:4 Sound:3 Overall:4 I liked the movie. A soundtrack might have taken away from the noir feeling or it could have MADE the film. It's best to leave s...
reviewed December 22, 2005
Joes Christmas Wish by SirDrakeX Comedy
Editing:3 Story:4 Dialog:4 Originality:5 Scene Fit:4 (Bosnia for Santa??? Somehow it worked!) Sound:5 Overall:Some of these scores were hard to fit between 4 and 5. The editing was off, I know you ex... reviewed December 22, 2005
Angels and Demons Teaser by Seanahue Sci-Fi
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That was wonderful. Truely a great trailer. Most people have no idea of timing, pacing, or suspense. You should be put up as an example. 5 stars is all I can do.. right now...
reviewed December 22, 2005
007 Take On Me - Trailer (Official) by Raptor007 Action
The epitome of trailers. Didn't show alot, but just enough! reviewed December 22, 2005
Policemen Dont Have Balls by Pulp Celluloid Comedy
Cute. Ya need to find a voiceactress. reviewed December 22, 2005
Terminator by oliverHoffmann Comedy
Okay.. I was gonna go for three stars, and was thinking about 2... but GODDAMN was that ending funny! Dude.. you have to change your voice a bit for the other actors. There are freeware voicechanger... reviewed December 22, 2005
Night of the wolf by Spade0013 Horror
Not bad. Not great.. YET. I think you ought to at least turn off the mumbles if you aren't goint to voiceact. 'Tis very annoying. Sound needs work, and you might want to use the split scene button to... reviewed December 22, 2005
Dont Touch That Dial by onedreamstudio Comedy
I enjoyed this! Good characters, great use of the engine and a consistant theme throughout! reviewed December 22, 2005
SuperCollectors by supercozz Comedy
Good god was that long! But you warned me. I think the electronic warp could have been a BIT subtler, but it worked anyway. Efforts like these are what we should all aspire to. you had a beginning... reviewed December 22, 2005
Bush by oliverHoffmann Comedy
I liked the characters, but you confused Swartzeneager with Bush. That might have been a joke and it was fairly funny to listen to reguardless. The sound recording was very bad. I almost gave it three... reviewed December 22, 2005
Blood Money by warpedrevolution Action
I really had to think on 4 vs 3 stars, because there was no voiceacting. But the writing and timing were great, and it doesn't kill me to err on the generous side. Keep working at it! reviewed December 21, 2005
Why are white people afraid of black people by Sphinx86 Comedy
Nice form, great style but just a bit too raw for my tastes. reviewed December 21, 2005
A New SuperHero by pearsonhouse Action
I would have rated it higher but the sound was VERY annoying. I liked the concept (strange strange strange.. and you called MY movie weird?? LOL!) I got those errors too, when I saved on low. So I sa... reviewed December 21, 2005
Re Propshop-Getting Along by Birdman67 Comedy
"The show you STILL don't let me watch.." heheheheh Good work, good attitude good luck living this one down at the Lumberjack meetings! reviewed December 20, 2005
The Riddlers Game by jarvis100 Horror
Interesting idea... but a bit too random in the plot. reviewed December 20, 2005
The Girls are in Town! by Stormwhitelab Action
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Not bad... Might've wanted to play up the "trailer" bit a little more, but nicely paced and innovative.
reviewed December 19, 2005
King Kong 1941 (Act-One) by StevenKreg Action
Very VERY nice. Of course, the more you see a trick, the easier it is to figure out. I'll be nice and not blurt it out, but great use of the software! reviewed December 19, 2005
Bad Bad Rubber Ducky by UltraViolete Horror
YAY!! It wasn't the damn knife in the forehead bit ... AGAIN!! But try and make a better ending next time... reviewed December 19, 2005
The Movies Christmas Carol by glynner Comedy
all I can say is... me too! reviewed December 18, 2005
Aliens (uncut version) by con77 Horror
not bad. But that knife in the head scene is ALREADY overused reviewed December 18, 2005
Seven Millisecond Itch by sanjurochupacabras Comedy
crap reviewed December 18, 2005
Bang Bang We're Dead by curlyhead2189 Comedy
Not terrible, just not much. reviewed December 17, 2005
Santa Rumble by undeadwarrior Action
Too long, fight sequence too boring. reviewed December 17, 2005
Scholastic Films Intelligent Design by DeusExMachinima Comedy
Patriot84 needs a lesson in .. HUMOR!!! Jeez moron.. it's a frikken JOKE! It was a little slow, but that's the software for you. Good job! reviewed December 17, 2005
Chemical Jody by murray652 Sci-Fi
okay that just sucked reviewed December 17, 2005
The Path To Sorrow PREVIEW by Borkmensch Horror
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Jack and DIANE???!?!? OW bad writer BAD!!! NO DONUT!! That aside.. little too long for a trailer.
reviewed December 17, 2005
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Jonomunch Comedy
Cute. Little stilted on the dialogue. reviewed December 17, 2005
The Riddlers Game Trailer by jarvis100 Horror
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Not bad.. -1 star for using the frikken MUMBLES!! -1 for having the stupid wolf call from a $#$#$ MUMMY!
reviewed December 17, 2005
2 Aliens and a Lizard by sharpie4123 Sci-Fi
Didn't thrill me. Too long for an obvious payoff and since you put no voices or other acting in, it was just like watching vacation slideshows! reviewed December 17, 2005
Break Glass Incase of zombies by DeceptionStudios Comedy
uh... It's great that you put your own sound in, and it wasn't half bad... but you rushed the speech, the timing of the movie was bad and a bit boring, and you had too few jokes. The ones you did h... reviewed December 17, 2005
Santa - Behind the legend by marvellousguppimovies Comedy
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I was about to complain about the end.. when you got me. Good job.
reviewed December 17, 2005
BEEEEEEEEER!! by Buccura Comedy
This was great. Could have used a few more sound effects, but it worked with just the music. I was gonna be stingy and 4 star it... but hell.. I couldn't make one this good.. yet! reviewed December 17, 2005
A Nightmare on Elm Street 8 by CJSwaim Horror
No voice actors = less stars! reviewed December 8, 2005
Stay by jordyvis Romance
uh.... I somehow don't think that's original music. It's not a bad idea, but either English isn't your first language, or you need to go back to first grade. The movements weren't timed to the overly... reviewed December 7, 2005
My Trip Through The Movies - LV by richke Comedy
Pretty damn good. I wish I had the hang of the game to create such. I will... someday.. sigh reviewed December 6, 2005
Spy vs Spy 2 by ami_silberman Comedy
Not bad, caught the look pretty well, but the comedy needs work. reviewed December 4, 2005
The One Star Ninja Scandal by augie64 Comedy
Little shaky on the voice acting in the middle. The RUN REGGIE RUN! part was hilarious, but slightly offtimed. Otherwise, a SUPERB EFFORT! I was tempted to give it four stars, but I'm feeling generous... reviewed December 3, 2005
Iron Man II by Ravanger Action
Random violence and action straight out of the AI. Sorry. Oh, and your review of King Kong made me come here and see if you were and A-hole or actually had the talent to back up your claims. You don't. reviewed December 1, 2005
KING KONG 1940 by StevenKreg Action
Fan friggen tastic. great SPFX, voice acting and timing. reviewed December 1, 2005
You Want 5 Stars I Got 5 Stars by richke Comedy
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You deserve the props. Great Lipsynch, good timing, and actual comedy! I know you realize the absurdity of the objections and rants, which makes it all the funnier! Truth usually hurts. This time ju...
reviewed December 1, 2005