cecil_evans
Number of Movies: 16
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.6

Number of Movies Reviewed: 257
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 31
Average Rating Given: 4.6
 
Movies Released by cecil_evans
Mortal Coil Action
MORTAL COIL - A CyberPunk Epic For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil -Shakespeare He walks the streets, torture... posted August 30, 2008
Mortal Coil - Teaser Action
Just a quick teaser to showcase some of the mods and overlays for the upcoming Action-Packed CyberPunk Epic "MORTAL COIL." Also, so you all can get an idea of what the subject matter and pace of the ... posted June 19, 2008
Writers Block Romance
Given an assignment, by his sometimes difficult boss, Roger has to write a screenplay in two weeks. The only problem: he has Writer's Block. Follow Roger as he tries several different, sometimes ridic... posted May 11, 2008
Writers Block - Trailer Romance
Writer's Block A Romance by Cecil_Evans This is my first trailer. It is for an upcoming Romance. The movie is in Post, and has hit a slight snag. So, for now, a trailer. Hope you like it, and I'll tr... posted April 12, 2008
Glossary of Movie Terms The Shot Romance
This movie is for use with the info that can be found in the following post: Glossary of Movie Terms. http://community.lionhead.com/forums/thread/2827404.aspx Please read that post before watching, t... posted December 31, 2007
Strange Sci-Fi
STRANGE... Revenge is a meal best served with hot sauce. Winner of the L.M.A.O. Studios Sci-Fi Award in Film Making Excellence. Enjoy this light-hearted look at Earth's future. The human race survives... posted November 25, 2007
Night of the Monsters Horror
WINNER OF THE 1st ANNUAL HALLOWEEN COMPETITION!!! Night of the Monsters is a light hearted romp through one woman's wild imagination, as she is relentlessly pursued by Monsters!!! And there's a little... posted October 17, 2007
Calamity Jane vs The Werewolf Horror
Money Shot Studios presents a film by Cecil_Evans Calamity Jane vs. The Werewolf!! The West's Wildest Woman, The World's Most Ferocious Beast!!! (Caution: Reviews contain spoilers. Watch First, then... posted March 31, 2007
Elvis Claus Comedy
Here's a little Christmas treat for you. All Voice Over work done by Cecil himself. (Now, you guys can laugh at me, instead of with me.) It's a tale of an Elvis impersonator working his Christmas gig... posted December 24, 2006
One Reel Romance
You're in a cheap hotel, in a distant city, on business. You know you shouldn't, but the Pay-Per-Spank channel offers a great list of soft-core delights. First up is One Reel. Go ahead, click away. Ra... posted November 12, 2006
One Reel Romance Not Rated
No Description posted November 12, 2006
Gorilla in the Basement Horror
B horror film. Introducing Lottie Manslaughter, Money Shot Studios' latest Scream Queen. Don't expect King Kong, and yes, I realize the gorilla never was in the basement... posted November 6, 2006
I Hate My Job Romance
"I Hate My Job" is a light-hearted look at the dark side of life. Jim Leach hates his job. Having left the corporate world, he is now working for himself. Follow him through a typical day. Experience ... posted November 6, 2006
Zion Thrust! Episode 1 Attack From Below Sci-Fi
a short homage to episodic sci-fi. the Zion Thrust is a space transport run by gorgeous Captain Ginger Cosmo, and manned by a wide assortment of intergalactic shipmates. sort of a parody, i guess. it ... posted November 6, 2006
I Hate My Job Romance Not Rated
No Description posted November 6, 2006
Zion Thrust! Episode 1 Attack From Below Sci-Fi
a short homage to episodic sci-fi. the Zion Thrust is a space transport run by gorgeous Captain Ginger Cosmo, and manned by a wide assortment of intergalactic shipmates. sort of a parody, i guess. it ... posted November 5, 2006
 
Movies Reviewed by cecil_evans
TMO Falls Down Stairs by biggstrek Comedy
oooopppsssss..... a neat little ditty, with a shameless plug for UPM thrown in for good measure. i want this site to die with THIS movie number one! and not that damnned ultimate showdown. so watch, ... reviewed November 25, 2008
Aspirations clip 3 by derbyrams Romance
better hurry up and finish. this site is only going to be around for another couple of weeks. though, with all the clips, i feel like i've already seen this movie. reviewed November 18, 2008
Pressure by qtigger Action
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opening sequence was excellent. that series of short, close shots had the tension building right from the start. and that tickin clock! well, the thing that strikes me about this film is the relation...
reviewed November 3, 2008
Alien Under My Bed by svsvu Horror
pretty standard fair. give us some more plot. some reason to worry about the character. some subtitles. maybe even some voice overs. and another thing: the alien was never under the bed. there wasn't... reviewed October 29, 2008
Dumb Blonde Joke - Qtigger Style by qtigger Comedy
cute. she who laughs last, and all. the music was just right for the setting. the jokes were funny enough. i wish i had seen this competition, i have a great blond joke. blond walks into a library an... reviewed October 26, 2008
The Night Hunter by qtigger Horror
my absolute favorite show from the 70's. i was like 16 when this show was on the tv. i looked very forward to watching this movie. you followed the formula to the T. you showed the crime, you had the... reviewed October 26, 2008
The Creepy Clown Visits - A Poem by Tie Horror
there once was a man from nantucket... TIE gives a mostly pleasant performance, voicing these silly rythmes, but that 'funny' bit started getting a little annoying after a while. The whole idea of a... reviewed October 26, 2008
The God Illusion - Part 1 by JazzX Comedy
you are going to hell, dude. :) dawkins is a genius who is, sadly, little known among the masses. too bad this documentary isn't on real tv, and not just jxtv. he should be a household name. i get ... reviewed October 24, 2008
The return of CC The spin-off trailer by derbyrams Comedy
as a trailer, it works. but, i have to go along with the consensus: 4 stars. BUT! i eagerly await the real thing, as cc has always gotten me to chuckle. now, stop making trailers! and get around to... reviewed October 24, 2008
Digital You by DiamondBackFilms Sci-Fi
minuses first: subs way too fast. had to go back and pause to be able to read them. you can not spell, dude. get a dictionary. if you put a little more work into your movie making, by looking up a wo... reviewed October 18, 2008
Germ by firebeasty Sci-Fi
not much to it. make a longer movie, with a little more plot. and something to make us like, or hate the characters. this is a fun little tool to make really good movies with. expand your use of it, a... reviewed October 14, 2008
Posse Of Gentlemen by jason913 Action
GREAT. nice ending. worth a giggle. reviewed October 14, 2008
Riley Williams in Alleyway Rumble by DayeWilliams Action
i have a couple of complaints with this one. the subtitles seemed unnecessary, and the vo's all sounded alike. lots of people will help out, if you ask. no need to do all the voices yourself. the othe... reviewed October 12, 2008
Aspirations trailer 8 by derbyrams Romance
well, then this is the last time i get to say this: STOP MAKING TRAILERS! and get around to finishing the movie! heheehee. i like the song. this trailer seems a bit too long, and i feel like the movie... reviewed October 8, 2008
Aspirations clip 2 by derbyrams Romance
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always amusing, derbyrams. the king of trailers. please hurry and release this movie, before tmo is lost forever.
reviewed October 8, 2008
View Point by asaoleary123 Action
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i wondered how you would fit 5 viewpoints into 4 minutes. i think you needed to add a little bit more to this. your idea was fine, and you executed it well. i was able to follow along. but, i just fel...
reviewed September 9, 2008
E-Z Munnie by Howitzer Comedy
this one gave me a giggle or two. not the funniest thing i've seen, but it was entertaining enough. the toast was what held it all together. ps. what's so wrong with toast, anyway? silliness is what ... reviewed September 1, 2008
Duke Conchi of Eviltown by TheSeeress Horror
ok, i've watched a couple of your movies this morning, and here are a few comments. first off, turn off the mumbles! they are annoying. you'll hear this a lot from people. that said, your movies are ... reviewed September 1, 2008
Just Too Breasty by TheSeeress Horror
hmmm. an interesting movie. not much plot or character development, though we are given some clue that she's a warrior, and she doesn't want to be considered soft. funny take on a woman's problem that... reviewed September 1, 2008
the tales of genec high - trailer by gunsnroses27 Action
pretty good trailer. you DID give some hints as to what will happen. i look forward to the film. reviewed August 31, 2008
Random Show 3 Unexpected! by IgorS Comedy
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a very silly movie. which is good, because that is what it was trying to be. brought to mind, as others have said, monty python, with fast-paced, very silly skits back to back. the funniest bit was t...
reviewed August 30, 2008
Der Lauernde Damon by werecool Horror
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i hate it when i wake up alone in a forest with nothing but dead people around me. it never ends well. that zoom out shot over the top of the forest really shows how small and alone he is. the film ha...
reviewed August 25, 2008
Bad Shrimp by asaoleary123 Comedy
1 minute 12 seconds of credits in a 5 minute movie may be a little excessive. and then it took a while to get rolling, and that made it even worse. BUT, when you finally got to your point, it was kind... reviewed August 25, 2008
The Dead Rise From the Ground! by moojboo Horror
My Gawddd! why the voice overs at the biginning? and then you switched to subs. ??? 3 stars at best. i'll give you 4 if you promise to do a better job on part two. like, a plot. some characters to r... reviewed August 19, 2008
Aspirations new trailer by derbyrams Romance
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last movie? is this your last trailer? i won't know what to do if there aren't anymore derbyrams trailers!!! what are you going to do after you stop making TMO movies?
reviewed August 16, 2008
Time by derbyrams Romance
this gets 5 stars because you suceeded in making a documentary about time. i am really thinking 4 1/2. two reasons. one, the scene I am in is blacked out. like being left on the cutting room floor. i ... reviewed July 16, 2008
The Man Who Had No Life by ultrasigma Romance
existential bull[naughty word!] in animated form. pretty good first film. tough subject matter. you did ok. could have had something more. like some consequence for his seclusion. dying because no one... reviewed July 13, 2008
TEAM X by johnnyex Action
TASTY LITTLE ENDING! This was just a delight to watch. I have been watching some of the other studio's short intros of their super heros, and while they were ok, they weren't very fulfilling. But, thi... reviewed July 11, 2008
Terrorists Among the City by gambet77 Action
black. black black. no moral. no good outcome from a bad situation. ick. like 'there will be blood' a very bad ending. but that's me. i like a happy ending. my real question here is: why do they have... reviewed July 11, 2008
Zombie Island Holiday resort Ad by derbyrams Comedy
be there or be dead! get some voice overs, i was that close to giving it 4 stars because of the fast subs. but this is just too funny not to give five stars. the idea of a zombie vacation is hysteric... reviewed July 8, 2008
The BossKiller 4000 by EthanRunt Comedy
i'll take two! took a while to get going, and the cuts were pretty choppy, but the list of 10 killing modes was worth the wait. very funny stuff, and well made for a 4 hour movie. reviewed July 7, 2008
Re Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton by nahton Comedy
all we wanna do is eat your brains. this is the inevitable outcome of being stuck in a cubicle all day long, 5 days a week, 50 weeks a year... quit your jobs, all of you, before it's too late. reviewed June 27, 2008
Zombie Island by simpsdog Horror
since my old review only complained about the lack of V.O.'s, this movie is now perfect. no one can give it anything less than 5 stars. the plot was laid out clearly, and the viewer is drawn into the... reviewed June 24, 2008
Color-Blind Ninja Infomercial by IgorS Comedy
man, you can't do anything around this guy. he'll shoot your ass.. not the greatest movie. normally, i'd need more than this, but it is very good for a one minute intro to a superhero. since that's al... reviewed June 20, 2008
The Cyclone super universe by chris62 Action
he looks a little too much like Neo from The Matrix, in a brown trech coat, but the cyclone was an awesome affect. and i swear i heard a wilhelm in there... classic, and he will be a welcome addition ... reviewed June 20, 2008
Shrine by Howitzer Horror
i'm sure i've seen this before. i thought i reviewed it. and now you say it's a remake, so i looked at the old one you pulled, and no review there either. maybe i'm stuck in a weird horror movie, wher... reviewed June 20, 2008
Hijack by FraasMovies Action
well, its interesting to see our president can speak german better than he can speak english! :) nice movie, intrigueing idea. a little too much talk. would have liked to see more action. but it was a... reviewed June 20, 2008
Underpants Away! -1- Below The Belt by biggstrek Comedy
somebody left biggstrek alone at the computer. see, this is why they don't let kids play with matches. like leaving the lunatics in charge of the asylum. the oddest things are likely to happen. totall... reviewed June 19, 2008
DOG COLLAR SEIZURE by tsunamidog Horror
first off, wtf were you smoking when you came up with this? and can you send some over to money shot studios, pronto? better than the typical zombie movie. creepy, disturbing, dark, dark, dark, but fi... reviewed June 19, 2008
The Robot Who Love to Move by meosha12 Comedy
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despite the fact that this movie really went nowhere, i couldn't help but laugh. the idea of a robot dancing and lifting weights just tickled me. so, 4 stars for a great idea and a silly bit of fun.
reviewed June 19, 2008
Dont Make Me Axe You Again by slayer001993 Horror
pretty basic stuff. also, it's not the best practice to have an alt account and rate your own movies. advertise them in the forums, and then you can have other people review them honestly. keep work... reviewed June 18, 2008
Phantoms by OD-Ork-Boy Sci-Fi
alright, 1 more 5 star review. it's all been said before, but i'll give my 2 cents anyway. this is one of those sci-fi movies that will be gobbled up by we nerdy types who LOVE THIS KIND OF STORY. in... reviewed June 15, 2008
Hard Life by TheFlyingDuDe-Films Romance
no beginning, no end. just the miserable part in the middle. hard life indeed. i grew up without a father, and always wondered what i was missing. when i see a movie like this, or hear a story from so... reviewed June 13, 2008
Revenge by cipheruzmad Action
this is not a 5 star movie. but since you were TRYING to be bad, and i'd say you succeeded with ease, i'm giving you the 5 stars. the bad vo's. the pidgeon english. the walking garbage can. the ludicr... reviewed June 8, 2008
KONO MICHI - Dark Eyes by rogerSIMIAN Horror
well, i don't really like the song, but that doesn't mean the video isn't good. the images are shocking and go along well with the off beat song. the fact that the two get together at the end is just... reviewed June 6, 2008
Rain (Teaser 1) by MefuneAkira Romance
alright, not only does this trailer make me want to see the movie, it makes me want to see the next trailer!!!! who can possibly wait til FALL 2008 for this. get busy, Mefune. We're standing in line, ... reviewed June 5, 2008
Acceptance promo by derbyrams Romance
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If I hadn't already watched Acceptance, I would be curious enough about it from watching this, that I would probably go watch it. That's the whole point, right? That's why it gets 5 stars. Not because...
reviewed June 4, 2008
Xtreme Racing Association Evolution by ultraviolet32x Sci-Fi
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I was expecting a car race. Duhhhhh.... This was hot. The idea was unusual and the execution was excellent. I might have asked a little more of the ending, but all in all, this was exciting and intere...
reviewed June 4, 2008
THE WATER AND THE WOODS d by userjosh9874 Horror
This film had some obvious problems. Like nothing happens for the first 8 minutes, the camera angles made me dizzy, the end is pretty flat, and the hero and the innkeeper sound too much alike. :) Tha... reviewed June 3, 2008
Daydreams of Waking Night by thebiz Comedy
4 Stars for the silly movie. I've had this movie bookmarked for a while now, and I guess by the title, I thought it was horror, or a thriller. Oh well, you live and learn. I'll say this, Daydreams, ab... reviewed May 29, 2008
SCUM by RavensFan_09 Action
OK, Dirty Harry and Death Wish all rolled into one. And proof that when you take out all the B.S. in both those movies, you can tell the whole story in about 6 minutes. I think the voice work is what... reviewed May 28, 2008
Here We Go Again by the_girl_from_oz Comedy
i think i did that last night. nice voice, by the way... since everyone else has asked, i will too. please go rate my latest movie, Writer's Block. http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/149929 reviewed May 27, 2008
Coming Soon by IamasillyColaca Action
interesting. a trailer about several upcoming movies. i'd like to see the movies when they are done. add voice overs and remove the mumbles, in the real things. reviewed May 27, 2008
Hell with Hedgerows by BasilFawltY Action
Took a little while to get going. The subtitles went by tooooo fast. Couldn't keep track of what they were saying. Some of the editing was a little quick and sloppy. I liked the title, and the last li... reviewed May 23, 2008
Time clip by derbyrams Romance
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5 stars as it is a tiny slice of life. i've been late many times myself. i think i came to work today at 10:26, as a matter of fact. glad i have a cooler boss than this guy. can't wait for the full movie.
reviewed May 23, 2008
And There She Was by sgporsche48 Romance
Well, you were on the verge of getting 4 stars (the camera movements were a little distracting, and the pacing was ssslllloooowwwwww....) But then there was the ending, which boosted the overall ratin... reviewed May 20, 2008
America Wake Up! by cruise1970 Action
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i like the fact that this movie was shot mostly from above. looking down on the subject, as though the film knew what it was talking about. it is a very serious subject and was dealt with in an approp...
reviewed May 18, 2008
WISE GUYS-A DELAY by TENCHIMUYO Action
Highly overratted. why did you bother making this trailer to tell us you have other things to do that are more important than entertaining US???? subtitles are irritating. mumbling is more irritating.... reviewed May 17, 2008
Pool Party Massacre by VandrendeOrn Horror
5 stars, but it there would have been one more scream, it would have been 4! Too much screaming. :) Made up for by the curtain line, which was pretty funny. Goes without saying, that this movie would... reviewed May 17, 2008
CC shorts An exclusive inside look by derbyrams Comedy
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derby mon! ya got ta put down da ganja, mon, and get to work on your movies. :) summer of 2009? i hope TMO is still here! i look forward to this movie, and hope I'M still here when it's released.
reviewed May 14, 2008
No Sex For You by cipheruzmad Comedy
nice. should win the competition, easily. 4 stars for the movie, and 1 extra for plugging my upcoming movie: Writer's Block, a Romance by Cecil_Evans! reviewed May 9, 2008
SOLA FIDE (By Faith Alone) by jase180 Horror
ENTRY IN THE "WRITER'S BLOCK BEST SCREENPLAY CONTEST.' (see the 'Your Movies' forum for information.) As the devil tells him, the main character "Suffers from the vanity of his own wit." I can relate ... reviewed May 8, 2008
Dark Obsession Part A by Lethal_Entertainment Romance
ENTRY IN THE 'WRITER'S BLOCK BEST SCREENPLAY CONTEST' (see the 'Your Movies' forum for information.) And what a spectactular entry it is! Makes my silly B-movie attempts at filmmaking seem even worse ... reviewed May 7, 2008
Conflicting by TheFlyingDuDe-Films Action
ENTRY IN THE 'WRITER'S BLOCK BEST SCREENPLAY CONTEST' (See the 'Your Movies' forum for information.) 5-stars here. A long tale that takes a few odd plot turns. This one's a drama, and a welcome change... reviewed May 6, 2008
CHUPACABRA ! by biggstrek Horror
ENTRY IN THE 'WRITER'S BLOCK BEST SCREENPLAY CONTEST' (See the 'Your Movies' Forum for information.) How the hell do you make a movie that concerns itself with interdimensional travel, an ancient mons... reviewed May 6, 2008
Lost In New York by MoviesMan4Ever Horror
Pretty good trailer. Would be better with sound. Add some music or something. And seriously, work on your spelling and grammar. reviewed May 6, 2008
Ride The Rent by thebiz Comedy
ENTRY IN THE 'WRITER'S BLOCK' BEST SCREENPLAY CONTEST. Alright, I bet on one of the looooosers, back when you had the horserace competition. I'm sorry I didn't watch this movie back then. Must have sl... reviewed May 5, 2008
Followed 4 Conclusion by RavensFan_09 Horror
ENTRY IN THE 'WRITER'S BLOCK BEST SCREENPLAY CONTEST' (See the 'Your Movies' Forum for information.) Well, I give this one 5 Stars because of the lead character's brooding 'voice.' I'm really sorry th... reviewed May 5, 2008
Life in the Old West by yeagmaster Romance
ENTRY IN THE 'WRITER'S BLOCK BEST SCREENPLAY CONTEST' (See the Your Movies Forum for information.) Whoa. I was expecting it to be good by all the reviews, but I wasn't ready for that. This is the per... reviewed May 5, 2008
The Fight for Christmas by cipheruzmad Action
Entry in the Writer's Block Screenplay Competition. (See the Your Movies Forums for more information.) Alright, 5 stars, for the humor of it and the excellent ending. This was a silly bit of light-h... reviewed May 4, 2008
Don't Come Knocking at my Door by Norriefpb Romance
Great movie. Great song. Nice performances. Even the singer's names are on the mark. btw, norrie, wait for her to call you. reviewed May 4, 2008
RIO DIABLO Feature1 by TheMGMKid1 Action
Magnificent. All the positives have already been said. I'll leave a slight critique. First off, I'd have had him shoot the putah, too. There wasn't an explanation of why the bad brother was soooo ba... reviewed May 4, 2008
That Certain Itch (Trailer) by TheMGMKid1 Comedy
nice to see something light from you, mgm. this will be a little relief from all those epics you've been screening. reviewed May 4, 2008
15 Second Movie (excluding credits) by josephkw Comedy
fine art comes from drawing the most of your medium. given the limits you were put under, i'd say you succeeded glowingly. clap on, clap off... reviewed May 4, 2008
Time trailer 2 by derbyrams Romance
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derby, i'm going to finish my movie Writer's Block before you get ANY of your projects done. and i work on that about 2 minutes a week! you spend too much time making trailers and not enough time maki...
reviewed May 1, 2008
Headless Teaser by werecool Horror
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a nice little trailer. makes me want to see the movie. looks like it could be a fun horror movie. nice work.
reviewed April 22, 2008
Time trailer by derbyrams Romance
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surprise. another trailer from derbyrams. :P i'm going to make a challenge to derby. i challenge you to have this finished before i get my movie 'Writer's Block' done. winner gets bragging rights. bt...
reviewed April 17, 2008
All About Me by squrrlboy Comedy
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AWESOME. a different use of the movies game. to describe yourself. you might want to get some human friends, the chickens and monkeys you hang out with will only get you in trouble.
reviewed April 16, 2008
Starship Kawk by riott007 Romance
second strangest movie i've seen this weekend. first was poptart mania, which had about as much story as this does. that is: none. or barely one. doesn't make either movie bad, just pointless. this o... reviewed April 14, 2008
Too Lazy to work by jakechief Comedy
too lazy to review this movie. hehehe... reviewed April 13, 2008
Poptart Mania! by dude123456HasReturned Horror
ok, that was just strange. they looked more like ipods than poptarts, if you ask me. the whole premise, however, is fantastic. the repetitive dream sequences. the silliness interspersed with 'horror'.... reviewed April 13, 2008
Silence In The Night by Brandon310 Horror
well, a little bit of a stark ending. but, isn't that the perfect analogy of death? and a creepy premise, i mean, imagine how many people do die alone. probably half. that's a lot of lonely ghosts. on... reviewed April 13, 2008
YamiMarik TC entry Clock of Death by YamiMarik Comedy
really should be 4 and a half, but i'll round up to 5. :) hey, fred the clock was worth 4 all by itself. the half point off is for not giving me a decent ending. would have liked to know what happened... reviewed April 13, 2008
Groovy Night by Lethal_Entertainment Romance
the song was somewhat repetitive. but the production was 10 star. i felt like i was transported to the 40's to a real night club and was watching a real show. nice work on that part. sisch, you have ... reviewed April 13, 2008
Temporary Night Musical (Sonic Oblivion) by nukester Romance
i never thought jumping jacks would be so much fun to watch. nice tune, nice vid. nice upskirt shots. a wonderful movie/music video. thanks nukester for all your kind words about my movies over time. reviewed April 13, 2008
Tales of Violence - English Version by Reprometheus Action
gee, i wonder why you called that 'tales of violence'?!?!?! like a tarentino movie on acid. you should promote this movie some in the forums. it deserves a larger audience. it's pretty good. fun to wa... reviewed April 13, 2008
A Closer Look by TENCHIMUYO Action
5 stars. enough info to keep me interested, but little enough to keep me guessing. i like that in a trailer. makes you want to see the damned movie. and i do. so, get busy, and finish it. and pm me wh... reviewed April 12, 2008
Remember Me by dan47 Romance
superb. 4 stars for the movie, and and extra star for using milkman_dan's music. he is the absolute best artist on newgrounds, and if anyone wants to dispute that, go ahead and try. leave proof. i wil... reviewed April 12, 2008
Dead by Dawn -Trailer- by stunts07 Horror
damn zombies... alright, this one is going to be fun to watch. nothing like zombies on the loose. i liked the camera work. i'll be looking for this one. let me know when it comes out. reviewed April 12, 2008
Zombie Island by simpsdog Horror
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no one can give this movie anything less than 5 stars. the plot was laid out clearly, and the viewer is drawn into the story completely. it follows a classic hollywood formula. the small, elite unit...
reviewed April 12, 2008
Life trailer 2 by derbyrams Action
bravo, derby. another in a string of trailers that makes the viewer crave the final product. hurry up, already, and get it done. we are craving.... reviewed April 12, 2008
Life teaser trailer by derbyrams Action
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now that was a nice little bit of teasing. makes me hope derby will stop making trailers and finish this movie. aces again, mate.
reviewed March 27, 2008
Aspirations clip by derbyrams Romance
yes, as ususal, 5 stars. you must stop making trailers and make $#%$#ing movies. aspire to something MORE than trailers. :) reviewed March 27, 2008
In the Cover of Darkness by MefuneAkira Comedy
Well, except for the very sophomoric actors names--you aren't a sophomore, are you Mefune?--I'd have to say this was perfect. Well written, and so well acted you'd never believe it's the same guy doin... reviewed March 18, 2008
Then by HyruleanMovies Romance
best 1 minute movie with subtitles i've seen in years. :) reviewed March 12, 2008
!My Friend and I - Chance Encounter by JuanitadelaVegaZapata Romance
its a love story. i liked it very much. i wonder why no one has rated it???? some people just don't like subtitles, but the story was good enough to overcome that. maybe you should do some adverti... reviewed March 9, 2008
She will always live forever series trailer by derbyrams Action
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my standard review of derbyrams trailers is: great trailer, makes me want to watch the movie. now stop making trailers and get to work on this movie!! only on this one, the movie (or series) is alrea...
reviewed March 5, 2008
VandrendeOrns 3 Slasher Movies (Trailer) by VandrendeOrn Horror
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WOW. that was the best trailer i've seen on TMO. and it would rival professional trailers. and i'm not saying that lightly. hurry and release these movies.
reviewed March 4, 2008
Cancer Sticks clip by derbyrams Action
another trailer? from derbyrams? no way. will you stop making trailers and make more of your excellent movies!!!! i think you should have left off the goofiness at the end of this one. but you get 5 s... reviewed March 1, 2008
The Man Who Wanted to Sneeze by timothy_richmond_3 Comedy
god bless you. salut. gesuntheit. man, i thought i saw this movie back when you released it. but, i guess that was the trailer. sorry i didn't review it sooner. this movie is funny, weird, unusual, m... reviewed February 27, 2008
Acceptance by derbyrams Romance
Nice to see a full movie from Derby, instead of all those trailers. A neat little docu-drama about how to cope with adversity. Be it the loss of a love or a life, you have to learn to deal. Great voi... reviewed February 24, 2008
dating! How to! Part 1 by robinchwan Comedy
this was a fine documentary on dating. it was not at all funny. but it still worked perfectly well as a how to guide on dating. critiques: your spelling, punctuation and grammar are atrocious. very ... reviewed January 27, 2008
Just Trying to Help by AnotherNewDawn Comedy
i came to this movie from your sig. your post was the one about heath ledger dying. it was so heartfelt and serious and there was your sig with a gun up to the duck's head. that's range, my friend. well done. reviewed January 25, 2008
Ride The Rent Derby v1 by thebiz Comedy
forget ride the rent, with the reviews i've seen, THIS movie is going to top the charts in no time. i lost, and i was still thrilled. nice work. reviewed January 21, 2008
before dawn by meowan Romance
oh, that's what we're supposed to do... cinematography is the key to this movie. unsurpassed. overwhelming. incredible. i can't say i cared that much for the story. and the anti-american anti-genocid... reviewed January 18, 2008
Dungeon Of Light by DeviousNya Horror
hey, who would have expected a happy ending?? welcome to the community! you have managed to put together a coherent plot. not always present in people's early movies. work on some dialog next. you'll ... reviewed January 17, 2008
Outback Al by Silly-Monkey-Studios Comedy
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Just wonderful. Funny in an absurd way. The robot camera with disinigration ray. Nice. The ridiculous contests that they went through. Al as a male stripper. Cluck! I'm going to get censored, but this...
reviewed January 15, 2008
The customer is always right by DorianRust Romance
Ecxcellent. You did an exact replica. Which is what you were trying to do, so you were a success. I could complain that you stole the story and the style from the original, and that's probably not all... reviewed January 14, 2008
The Movies SE Background by DorianRust Comedy
why would you.... reviewed January 14, 2008
Terror Tales by rjanaconda Horror
Short, sweet and to the point. Funny enough to keep the interest between scares, and just twisted enough to give me a treat. Not the best stories, they should have all been longer and gotten deeper i... reviewed January 14, 2008
Country Kools by cronicclapper Action
The only critique I have of this movie is that I doubt anyone in the old west, when there was no refrigeration and they lived in a DESERT, would say: "FREEZE, scumbag!" That's a TV cop thing. So, oth... reviewed January 13, 2008
The Morning After by sparky1512 Comedy
contains spoiler! don't read it, just watch the movie. it is just the right amount of lunacy for a sunday morning. marriage does sometimes feel like i'm on a deserted island with only a lunatic to ta... reviewed January 13, 2008
An Open Letter To Lionhead by justin_in_bangor Comedy
well, they didn't burn you down. you're still here. and so is the sound-sync bug! oooh!! and there's that annoying car sound, even when there's no car in sight. somebody put a muffler on that damned c... reviewed January 13, 2008
Tv Traveler by disney2000 Comedy
Well, you get five stars for creativity. Especially for figuring out a way to use as many different sets and characters as possible in 3 mins 29 secs. I think the only flaw was that the guy didn't get... reviewed January 13, 2008
Painkiller Overdose Trailer by DorianRust Horror
An action packed romp through space, time and a dimension or two. The beginning with all the overlays was interesting to me. I've thought about making a movie of just overlays, and that's where I fig... reviewed January 13, 2008
Innocent Pt 1 by RavensFan_09 Action
I would have liked to see a bit more in this movie. Hopefully, you'll add some much-needed details in part two. Why, what, when, where. Also missing, is any reason to care about this guy, except maybe... reviewed January 11, 2008
ANW the calm S2 E2 by samyhouse Horror
This one didn't have the WOW factor that the first episode did. It suffers from the same vague plotline and pigeon English subtitles that the first episode did. (Don't be insulted, I couldn't even beg... reviewed January 11, 2008
A New World El Paso (S2E1) by samyhouse Horror
From the piercing cry of the hawk at the opening, to the piercing screams of the zombies? at the end, you had my attention. I have to say, I had a bit of a hard time following the story line. You kep... reviewed January 11, 2008
Helping Yvonne Trailer by julianallees Comedy
comedy? seems like a dramatic love story. sorry we won't get to see it. make some new movies. you have a talent that needs to be shared. reviewed January 6, 2008
SEAFOOD STEAK by kwistufa Action
once again, pushing the limits of the game. great tune, sorry the band broke up. we don't get to hear much aboriginal metal here in the US. the ending was funny and that was nice. what is a seafood st... reviewed January 6, 2008
FROG THING by kwistufa Horror
what WERE you smoking when you made this?? there's everything you could ask for here. humor, action, horror, a headless assistant, a cute murderous monster, and a great ending. only thing missing: nak... reviewed January 6, 2008
Film Form The Vernacular of Cinema by alainmoreau Action
i stand humbled at your mastery of the craft. everybody watch this! reviewed January 4, 2008
A Split Second by kuroken Sci-Fi
four stars for the first 7 minutes, and a bonus star for the ending, which made the film. Who's to say you wouldn't make the same choice as Bernie, that cold-hearted [naughty word!]! If I was operatin... reviewed January 3, 2008
Trents Fable by biggstrek Action
That car chase was the best one i've seen on this website. Like the freekin' French Connection. I'm inspired and will steal some of the shots for an upcoming flick. Story was silly, but executed to p... reviewed January 3, 2008
Apartment 4C by trewill7 Comedy
thought this was just another random ass kicking movie. then the sweet twist at the end! five stars, for sure. loved it. and you get a gold star for the opening credits which were PERFECT. and another... reviewed January 2, 2008
The Return Of The Baggaga Boy by concordy32 Comedy
wow. randomness the likes of which hasn't been seen on tmo since, oh... yesterday! i'm just trying to figure out what this has to do with war games??? and i was hoping it would have some clue by the e... reviewed January 2, 2008
Comedy corner 4 Extreme Randomness by derbyrams Comedy
Monty Python meets Pulp Fiction. With an awards ceremony! Backdrops and overlays were a prime feature of this movie. The blood and death count overlays, the censored overlay, etc. Funny and well made.... reviewed January 1, 2008
The Undertaker Part 4 Thoughtful Revenge by Ellis07 Action
well, at last a reason for all this violence. a nice twist. i still would have liked more, but it was worth watching all of the episodes. i think they would have done better as one whole movie instead... reviewed December 31, 2007
The Undertaker part 3 Hired by Ellis07 Action
the story still makes me want to know what's going to happen. (this is very important, when making a serial like this one.) i'm still waiting for a reason for all this bloodshed and gunfire... reviewed December 31, 2007
The undertaker part 2 Duel master by Ellis07 Action
getting there, but not great yet. i liked the slow zoom out at the ending, very tense. needs more story. why why why do these two hate each other enough to want to kill??? you need to work on the DEPT... reviewed December 31, 2007
The Undertaker Part 1 by Ellis07 Action
a nice prologue to the series. i'll try and watch all of them. reviewed December 31, 2007
Some Of Us (by Ally Miller) by biggstrek Romance
great song. great video. great effects. great direction. and a most gracious reviewer, to boot! reviewed December 28, 2007
Cleopatra (Part II)! by TheMGMKid1 Romance
wonderful, of course. one burning question: how come octavia has a midwestern accent? :) my comments: i didn't realize marc antony was irish. the mgm lion on the fountain was a neat little bit of s... reviewed December 21, 2007
Chronicles of The Rift by userjosh9874 Action
wanted to originally give 5 stars, then i read other reviews, and they (almost) convinced me to give you 4 stars, as they are right, for a movie on the hot pick list, this should have been better. but... reviewed December 9, 2007
Chronicles of The Rift 3 (Teaser) by userjosh9874 Action
best teaser/trailer i've seen in a while. you have me hooked. and i don't have to wait til part three comes out, cause i haven't seen parts 1 and 2, so i can go watch them. extra credit for the music... reviewed December 9, 2007
Come on Over!!! by timothy_richmond_3 Horror
timothy, your music was perfect. as was your camera work. your costumes were, too. hehehe. the guy with the white hair looked like an asian elvis, and sounded like slingblade. ummhummm. thebiz rules. ... reviewed December 8, 2007
The Dark Hallway 2050-blooper reel3 by sprw32 Sci-Fi
Short review for a short movie. Well, you guys succeeded in making a funny blooper reel about body noises. Not the greatest achievement on TMO, but it worked. I laughed when you farted, and was shock... reviewed December 7, 2007
Ghost of a chance- A love story by moviebuff3000 Romance
The Good: This movie has one of the most well-written descriptions I have ever read. That alone will get people to watch it. Post your description in the forums, and you'll get some reviews. You mana... reviewed December 7, 2007
A Day To Forget by Brandon310 Horror
You did an EXCELLENT job with building creepy atmosphere. I was pulled into the movie by your camera work and the menacing music. Use of sets, props, scenes, and your perfect cinematography make this ... reviewed December 7, 2007
Santa Claus Returns by Ellis07 Comedy
all you have to do is believe... i never realized that santa was a brit. and i wonder what mrs. santa would think of holly stopping by to 'cheer up' santa. a delightful story, perfect for christmas. reviewed December 5, 2007
Gamma Force Operation Liberty B by cruise1970 Action
this is like reading the cliff notes of a tom clancy novel. all the excitement and story line, without all the BS. i liked the way you introduced your characters, and also the way you explained the wh... reviewed November 30, 2007
Tonight With Mark Train by k4ownzall Comedy
that was one of the best vo's i've heard on tmo. (mind you, i almost dinged you for that horrible bit about k4's wardrobe in the end credits. you obviously did some research on twain, so you should k... reviewed November 30, 2007
Space Trek by dylan185647 Sci-Fi
needs more. maybe a story, and not just a bunch of explosions and gunfights. who were the good guys, who were the bad guys? why were they fighting? and how come the aliens scream like little girls? reviewed November 30, 2007
Very Strange by 015033663 Comedy
i think you delivered everything you promised. you had the desired effect. well done. loved the sound fx. reviewed November 28, 2007
Gamma Force Operation Liberty A by cruise1970 Action
five stars. will write a complete review after watching part B. reviewed November 28, 2007
Planet Warp Demo by cruise1970 Action
nice overlays. you have inspired me to try creating a spinning earth. reviewed November 28, 2007
RE Agent Smith by bongoman Sci-Fi
pretty interesting. a little repetitive and short on story, but so was the matrix that it's based on. i felt like i was back in my old cubicle playing quake arena. there never seemed like there was mu... reviewed November 28, 2007
The Man Who Wanted to Sneeze Trailer by timothy_richmond_3 Comedy
i laughed at the trailer, so the movie should be hilarious. can't wait. don't worry about spelling kwistufa wrong, just between you and me, i don't think it's really the way he spells his name anyway. reviewed November 26, 2007
Red Mafia Episode Two by Casserik Action
pays off what it promised in the first ep. i wasn't bothered by any music problems, after all, we don't all have a professional sound studio in our bedrooms. this series STILL needs vo's, but it might... reviewed November 26, 2007
Red Mafia Episode One by Casserik Action
full tilt excellent. this is an awesome prologue to what could be a great series. i was cheering as this guy got his suit back on. music choice was perfect. can't wait till he starts picking off his f... reviewed November 26, 2007
Galaxy at War by chris62 Sci-Fi
the story was a basic tale of warring factions, that ended abruptly. i know you said it is a series, but it should still have an ending, even if it's a cliffhanger. the camera work was excellent. set... reviewed November 25, 2007
Inbreeding Cousins 2 by riott007 Comedy
i'd give you six stars if i could. i'm laughing a little to loud and my wife (who is NOT my cousin) is concerned for my well being. only question: how is it that a southern girl and a bloke from down ... reviewed November 25, 2007
Ninjutsu Sun Theatrical Trailer by nukester Action
ahhhh, who can wait till the summer of 2008?? we are impatient, we need some ninja discipline. looks like it will be a blockbuster. we want it now!!!!! reviewed November 25, 2007
Comedy Corner 2 Chat Show trailer by derbyrams Comedy
more violence! more guns! more annihilation! all it's really missing are some [bad-word!]! reviewed November 25, 2007
Kayna by matty47 Romance
He dies, she cries. Not much story there. Try and stick a little more in there next time. reviewed November 12, 2007
Aspirations full trailer by derbyrams Romance
ok, enough with the trailers! derby, make a movie, will you!?!?!? b-o-meter could get some use around my house! hehehe. i loved the last shot of the girl walking down the hall, i think i'll steal the ... reviewed November 7, 2007
Acceptance trailer by derbyrams Romance
mildly disappointing. not really much going on here. saved by the 'orange' girl. i think i know her...or someone just like her. i know you were having fun, but it doesn't seem like the proper subject ... reviewed November 7, 2007
Blood Awakening - Part One by selfcontained Horror
pretty good for a beginner movie. needs more story and character development. and i doubt anyone in the old west has ever said: "Bring it." reviewed November 6, 2007
Subway to Hell by GhostShot Action
a simple tale of revenge. great stuff. keep making movies. reviewed November 4, 2007
Atomic Ray and the Hippy Alien by erb1996 Sci-Fi
funny stuff. with some voice overs and music it would have been perfect. you asked about downloading mods. go to the lionhead forums and search around there. there's many tutorials. reviewed November 4, 2007
The Days of Jessie Lou and Joe Blue ep 3 by reddfoxx120 Action
no story, no dialog, no mood. nothing but action. no one will care about the action, until they care about the actors. you have to develop your movies a little more before you start filming. write out... reviewed November 2, 2007
Loneliness - Teaser Trailer by julianallees Romance
love is the fruit of life. whoah... this would have been a GREAT movie. you are a bozo for losing the game saves. now the world is denied seeing the whole thing, which would probably have been a maste... reviewed November 1, 2007
Your Love by Breeanne Horror
don't kill yourself, he's just a jerk! creepy stuff, here. i like your work, breeanne. with all the romance you like, i doubt you'd enjoy my goofy, exploitive fluff, but check it out anyway, if you ge... reviewed November 1, 2007
Kissed By A Rose by Breeanne Romance
wow, a poety video. a whole new genre. i can see it now: PTV, to give MTV some competition. great stuff, like the others, i could use a plot. four stars for the movie, and one more for your VERY creat... reviewed November 1, 2007
The Rider of Revenge by Brody24 Action
ironic how this movie is about revenge and you 1 starred one of my movies... lucky for you, i'm not about revenge. i also disagree with other reviewers that you don't have a plot. there is one, it's a... reviewed November 1, 2007
CLIVES HALLOWEEN SPECIAL by kwistufa Comedy
you managed to make a 2 minute movie, that has the same scene over and over for the first minute and a half, that was still compelling enough not to drive the viewer crazy. what magic did you use? how... reviewed October 31, 2007
Woke Up Dead by darren08121999 Horror
unusual. scary movie to watch on a halloween evening. story 3/5 mood 5/5 effects 5/5 vo 5/5 scariness 4/5 gore 10/5 overall 5/5 reviewed October 31, 2007
Cancer Sticks teaser trailer by derbyrams Action
maybe a little overboard on the vo. but this trailer would make me want to see the movie. one suggestion: be careful where you tread when making this film. don't be too silly, many people have lost lo... reviewed October 30, 2007
High School Girls -- Trailer by rposhard Horror
a perfect trailer. i'm waiting patiently for this flick. high school girls have always been a subject of much interest. reviewed October 29, 2007
Hitler In Space by jjnelson222 Sci-Fi
should be the number one movie on the charts. funny as hell. a little offensive, but who would expect hitler to be anything else, eh?? reviewed October 29, 2007
Stalker by shaynedude Horror
dude, your movies are an acquired taste, like asparagus or artichokes. what is it with people in your movies getting shot, and then just getting up like nothing happened? they can't all be from Krypto... reviewed October 29, 2007
HSG -- Music Montage 2 by rposhard Horror
that's a music video, and as good as any on mtv, for sure. great song, great editing. i'm just sorry it ended when it did, i want to see what happened when he got her inside the shack. can't wait for the movie. reviewed October 29, 2007
Followed 2 Approached by RavensFan_09 Horror
i'm not sure if any woman would have gone to meet this guy. or if she would have drank so much if she did go. and another thing, if you're trying to convince a girl you're not a weird stalker, you sho... reviewed October 29, 2007
Last October by starkarts Horror
well put together. the camera work was good. the subtitles are really distracting, you HAVE to start doing vo's. not really very interesting, or compelling, just like a news story. i think i'm giving ... reviewed October 29, 2007
The Baggage Boy In Color! by p3tey Comedy
you shouldn't colorize old movies. ted turner learned this long ago. reviewed October 26, 2007
Keen Killer by StokeStudios Horror
nice little morality play, here. your camera work rules, both editing and placement. the keyhole cut out overlays when the woman was walking are particularly cool, and i will steal that idea for a fut... reviewed October 24, 2007
Speed Dating in the Post Apocalypse by thebiz Comedy
This is what 'The Movies' is all about. A quick, sweet slice of life. Post-Apocalyptic, undead life, but life nonetheless. Funny as hell, too. reviewed October 22, 2007
Halloween Night by shaynedude Horror
Are you allowed to say WTF in a review? Here's what I got. An alien's shoots his shipmate, possibly in the Holodeck. He flies to Earth, then down a suburban street that is right next to a black hole. ... reviewed October 22, 2007
Rage of the Werewolf Theatrical Trailer by nukester Horror
NUKETASTIC! (Somehow, it doesn't sound as good when I say it.) A nearly perfect trailer. If the movie is as slick and well produced as this trailer is, then we'll have another MONSTER hit from Nukester. reviewed October 22, 2007
CLEOPATRA (Part I) by TheMGMKid1 Romance
kid, you've got epic down! i'm watching this, because part two is due out next week. lucky me, i only have to wait a week to see it. i feel bad for anyone who watched this in january when it was relea... reviewed October 21, 2007
The New Sheriff In Town by concordy32 Action
well done. maybe a bit too long. i was gonna bust you for your atrocious spelling, but you apologized in the description, so i'll let you off with a warning. just one thing: learn about apostrophe's. ... reviewed October 20, 2007
Dead Rising by jamiecp Horror
this is pretty good. you should promote it, and get some more reviews. part 2 will be worth seeing. reviewed October 20, 2007
Welcome to Happyville by timothy_richmond_3 Comedy
nobody's better, nobody's better, nobody's better than timothy richmond 3. funny, poignant, excellent! don't pay attention to the ninja's, they are just losers from UN-happyville. the same bozo just k... reviewed October 20, 2007
War at Stars - Phase 1 Die Ankunft by LordIrionEagle Sci-Fi
nice. the music was wrong, though. sounded like 'the godfather'. i should really learn german, to rate this one properly, since i have no idea what was going on, except it looked like an invasion of e... reviewed October 19, 2007
Enigma EP6 - Favour by ubernewbie Sci-Fi
the voice work is the key here. neat mods, but the vo's are what make the movie happen. it's nice to hear a little acting. belinda's a babe, but she needs to lose the blue lipstick. and when you promi... reviewed October 18, 2007
CC shorts new trailer by derbyrams Comedy
can't wait for the shorts to come out. i'm really interested in the monkey and the clown episodes. get to it, and let me know if you need any voicework. reviewed October 18, 2007
Temporary Night (Vengeance Rising) by nukester Romance
genius. it's amazing how much playing guitar looks like shooting a gun! there's nothing like headbanging music, with some real headbanging going on onscrean. great stuff, as usual. and the music rocked. reviewed October 17, 2007
Reptile Women of Mars by Evan Waters Sci-Fi
this is an interesting premise. who wouldn't want a slave underclass of hot, intelligent women? it suffers from lack of dialog or even subtitles, so it's a little hard to follow. but film on. make mor... reviewed October 17, 2007
Missing you by Mattooman Romance
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crying, writing this. and that from a movie by a twelve year old. can you imagine what this kid is going to do AFTER film school??
reviewed July 20, 2007
Red Shadow Wanted Dead or Alive Trailer by Mattooman Action
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can't wait for the full feature.
reviewed April 28, 2007
acoustic by a2k13 Comedy
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needs a good reworking. there was definitely more going on in the description than there was in the movie. take your time making these movies and the end result will be better. and stop mumbling, nobo...
reviewed April 27, 2007
Adventum Vita by boefpo Romance
i'm not as impressed as everyone else is, so it's probably me. but i was left wanting more. a little more exposition. let me know about this guy before his experience. so i can care about him a little... reviewed April 25, 2007
Death Valley by Johan82580 Horror
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nice. needs more. more plot. more character development. but, you at least had a coherent story. no jumps or confusion. try a little harder to pull it all together. add some reason for these people be...
reviewed April 16, 2007
Get the police car by leendert Comedy
silly. fun. stupid. kind of like reno 911. somewhat of a coherent story. lots of holes in there, but whatever, it's a comedy. so, ha ha ha. three stars from me. reviewed April 8, 2007
When toilet cleaners go wild!! by harsawa Romance
this movie makes more sense when played backwards. you hit the mark. whatever mark you were aiming at. stupid on purpose, and funny, too. gelatin!!! a sure winner in riott007's Crappy Movie Challenge. reviewed March 30, 2007
Super Granny by questionsandfears Horror
great stuff. i get a kick out of the couple of people who actually reviewed this movie as if it were a serious movie. best bit: the horse whinny at the end. genius!! reviewed March 28, 2007
TRESSPASSER by kwistufa Horror
goddamn trespassers! it's my gold! among others. these kind of lines are what makes this movie. otherwise it's a typical moral tale, but kwistufa makes it special with his dialog. like a cartoon of da... reviewed March 28, 2007
The Bounty --- Part 1 by murpheykid Action
as professional as they come here on tmo. well written, acted and produced. reviewed March 24, 2007
Gunfight at the OK by George_Locust Action
love the movie. the story is history, if anyone needs to know it, check wikipedia. this movie is just the shootout. boom boom. quick, just like the real fight. the only thing you missed was that doc h... reviewed March 20, 2007
ShadowTown by STXFilms Action
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a good little western. classic story. good guys/bad guys. annoying subtitles that go too fast, editing that was a little shaky, and some weird zooms are my complaits or it would be 5 star. i love the ...
reviewed March 20, 2007
Throwdown in El Ray by Flipmanburn Action
where the hell is part two!!!!! i need to see it. this was a great little western. classic formula, reluctant hero, nasty bad guy. no dead spots. good character development. would have liked to have ... reviewed March 20, 2007
The Gritty West by Tarison Action
damn. one fine effort. was that kris kristofferson as the sheriff? "you're going to hell in a hand cart, son." not much to complain about here. some sophomoric dialog here and there--not that i'm immu... reviewed March 19, 2007
Sons of the Old West by CptJoker Action
doing some research on TMO westerns and was sent to this one by sherwinliu. to start, i liked this movie very much. such a perfect example of the "high noon" style western. i rated it 5 stars, but it... reviewed March 19, 2007
How to Catch An Online Predator by eobaggs Comedy
not so much a parody as an exact replica of those kind of shows. some feedback: your voice is much more convincing as a 13 year old girl, than a 39 year old man. :) what's with the 38DD's on the 13 y... reviewed March 4, 2007
Christmas Story - Santa Claus by Eagle_93 Romance
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--MOMC Review-- Such a nice story. I'm giving you 5 stars for 5 reasons. 1, use of the stagecoach as Santa's Sleigh. 2, your voiceover was Molto Squisito. 3, the story had more heart in 4 minutos tha...
reviewed March 4, 2007
Walk of Life by ralfduran Romance
--MOMC Review-- Short but sweet movie, and a short but sweet review. Plot: 1/1 Everything you needed to say, you did. We get a little piece of everyone's life and then they die. Again, short, and sw... reviewed March 2, 2007
Memoirs Of A War Veteran by 05JSMEDL Action
--MOMC REVIEW-- Sad, thoughtful project that only missed the mark by a split hair. Plot: .7/1 I couldn't decide if it was any more or less, so i settled on .7 as a rating. There was a plot, sort of... reviewed March 2, 2007
11th Of September by Detroit2004 Action
--MOMC REVIEW-- Initial reaction to this movie is one of patriotic pride and downright self-righteous anger at the evil done to America on that day. However, upon further inspection, many of the fi... reviewed March 2, 2007
System and Sun Burst by Colin509 Sci-Fi
non-stop action. great voice work! :) can't wait for part two. reviewed February 27, 2007
Vampire Hunter by sim18803 Horror
nice foirst work. a little more story and character development would be nice. you've got the editing thing down, and you put in a hint of exposition ("ever since the divorce") though i don't know why... reviewed February 4, 2007
Dream Ride by sherwinliu Romance
loaded with spoilers. plot. .9/1 held me for the duration. i kept hoping the old guy wouldn't kill the hooker. thank you for not going that route. turned out to be a tender little tale of missed opp... reviewed January 25, 2007
Graveyard Spirit by qtigger Horror
GREAT camera work. the zooms were there for a reason, not just gratuitous. they added tension. the comedy elements help to make the scary parts even scarier by twisting your emotions. the plot, howeve... reviewed January 24, 2007
Le Cigarette Fatale by fatmanproductions Horror
perfect little flick. and a lesson to be learned. man, you must have a problem with clowns... reviewed January 10, 2007
My Ordinary Life by Wilder1 Comedy
funny. just perfect for a 2 minute movie. nothing funnier than kissing dudes. ;) reviewed January 7, 2007
Cut by StokeStudios Comedy
perfect! now if you could only do a movie based on the "aristocrats" joke. :) reviewed January 5, 2007
The Lounge Singer by Dulci Romance
whew... heartwrenching. how could anyone not give this movie 5 stars. i know it's old, and another 5 star review is just icing. but really, dulci: awesome work. do more. reviewed January 2, 2007
Road Trip To Roswell by JetCityWoman Romance
nice concept. great voice. roswell is a one of a kind place. and remember, always be wary when your man follows a nice looking blond... btw. i can already taste that milk and those cookies. :) reviewed January 2, 2007
Single-Shot Showdown by biggstrek Action
camera work: 5 voice overs: 5 for her, 4 for you. story: well, not really much of one. no motivations for the characters other than some VERY freudian ones. 3, would have been less, except for the e... reviewed December 31, 2006
Josh Will 18 by Cruleworld Comedy
Funny, but stupid. Like Mars Attacks meets Dumb and Dumber. 4 stars are because the acting, VO's, editing, and viewing experience were all great. Might have given 5 but the lead guy looks too much lik... reviewed December 28, 2006
A Photograph Lasts A Lifetime by sweatyshoulder Horror
Creepy. Don't turn your back on that SweatyShoulder guy. Of major note is the editing. Cuts during the murder scenes were sharp and riveting. Especially the last one with the ax! I have one critique, ... reviewed December 28, 2006
Stuck in TheMovies by Anykeyz Sci-Fi
5 star, no doubt. Freaky Sci-Fi at its best. reviewed December 26, 2006
Arockalypse by swordfish66601 Sci-Fi
Great Stuff. We love the B Movie Sci-Fi Thriller over here. This one is a little long on talk, and too little action. But the premise is excellent, and the movie was made well. So, 4 stars. reviewed December 26, 2006
Gastropod 3 Attack on Altair IV! by Tuskil2 Sci-Fi
another masterpiece in the Gastropod series. some day i'd like to see Capt. Cornelius meet up with the crew of the Zion Thrust. http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/114264 Sorry, for the shameless plug, ... reviewed December 26, 2006
Gastropod by Tuskil2 Sci-Fi
for me this is like a prequel, cause i saw gastropod 2 first. this whole series is hysterical, and is exactly the kind of stuff ed wood and roger corman could relate to. reviewed December 26, 2006
Gastropod 2 by Tuskil2 Sci-Fi
How did I EVER miss Gastropod 1??? Great stuff. Good humor. B Movies RULE, as far as we're concerned, and this one is an instant classic. reviewed December 26, 2006
Oy! Christmas! I Should Have Stayed in Bed by Jenniza Action
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Pay NO ATTENTION to all the other reviews. This movie is 5 star material. It has heart, humor, action, the mob, and even a hot chick. What more do you people want?? Watch this for a Christmas treat. ...
reviewed December 25, 2006
Santa Wars! by ranger21 Comedy
ahhh, it needs an ending. great up until the end. you need one more scene. funny, though reviewed December 24, 2006
Come Back To Me part one by joey101 Romance
chick flick, for sure. but very well done. reviewed December 24, 2006
United We Stand by kell1608 Action
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this should be played on TV. this is a great war movie to remind us of the horrors of war, and the comraderie that takes place between the soldiers. and a reminder that when we go to war, we ALL go to...
reviewed December 24, 2006
Ghetto Christmas by homemadeeye Comedy
pretty good. funny stuff in there. the wrong street scene was interesting. and the "holy crap..." last line, just killed me. best of the bunch, so far. reviewed December 24, 2006
The Story Of Santa by danlally Comedy
very nice twist on an old story. the vo's were great. and those bulls. you should have named them. excellent work reviewed December 24, 2006
A Polly Grip Christmas by Master007 Romance
5 stars, no doubt. That old broad sure is a Hohoho... reviewed December 24, 2006
Life Buddy by josephkw Comedy
excellent. a couple of good laughs here. best bit: chicken worst bit: weeny voice on the guy in the bar. reviewed December 18, 2006
A Crap Movie Too Far! by Morris101 Comedy
wow. the best comedy i've seen on TMO. you have a knack for this, morris. reviewed December 10, 2006
Shadow Reaver - The Beginning by Morris101 Horror
i like this one a lot. many of the movies on TMO have a disappointing lack of motivation, exposition, plot, character development and mood. this one has them all in spades. great stuff. keep at it. th... reviewed December 10, 2006
Get Low (Teaser Demo) by boxermix11 Sci-Fi
well worth the watch. the techniques are all excellent. spend MORE time on the chick's boobs. :) four stars, because while the movie is excellent, and your filming will make an excellent video, the ... reviewed December 7, 2006
Smarty Pants by chris91 Comedy
it's only getting 2 stars because of the chicks! otherwise: 1 star reviewed December 7, 2006
The Burning Question by chris91 Comedy
you boys might want to wait til you get through puberty before you try to tackle adult voices. reviewed November 17, 2006
Who ate all the pies by gexa9 Comedy
funny. the idea of eating pies as a crime is absurd, which makes it even funnier. and as soon as you get through puberty, your VO's will improve immensely. :) reviewed November 16, 2006
I Stole His Girl by yhohie Romance
why were the girls dancing at the beginning? how did they get to the old west? why did the cowboy have coke lines in his hair? why would a girl marry a guy who just shot her man? WTF!?!?!?! maybe a li... reviewed November 15, 2006
VAL by Saraqael Sci-Fi
sort of an anti-climactic review, as this movie is obviously Excellent. top-notch, 5-star and andy other hyphenated words you want to use. come back, make more... reviewed November 15, 2006
A Photograph Lasts A Lifetime - Trailer by sweatyshoulder Horror
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can't wait. i think there is a lack of really scary movies on this site. we could use a good 'cut-em-up-and-take-pics-of-em' flick every once in a while. any attempt at horror i've tried just ends up...
reviewed November 13, 2006
Bu- Ubernewbie Matnee diss by bufu0 Comedy
yeah, i'm just a little too old for this stuff. sorry, but i just don't get it, at all. 4 stars for the production values, which were pretty good, and at least there was some cohesion to the flow, whi... reviewed November 13, 2006
The Day I Woke an Angel by cruleworld Horror
production values were excellent. but the subject matter is not to my liking. sorry, i'm just a hellbound liberal, i guess. nice boobs on the angel, though. reviewed November 13, 2006
The Apocolyptic Comedy by sweatyshoulder Comedy
ahhh, self-parody. great for laughs, from use of music and the horse, right on up to the final punchlines, which were the biggest laughs in this movie. if there's any critique, it's that the VO's wer... reviewed November 13, 2006
Mr Dirty Mr Tight - Das Battle by OlliEntertainment Comedy
technically superb. you have figured out how to use 'the movies' to its finest. like a sculptor, you have carved and chiseled out a work of art. just as a lot of people have noted, some of the humor ... reviewed November 13, 2006
Biggest Fear by G0liath Comedy
i couldn't agree MORE! this is my biggest fear... it was hysterical. better than the average schlock available here. keep up the good work, G0liath!! reviewed November 13, 2006
Differences at Love by starsfilms Comedy
uptown girl meets poorboy. it's a classic tale of forbidden love. with a little humor thrown in for comic relief. -cecil. please rate my latest movie: I Hate My Job http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/114266 reviewed November 12, 2006
Ninja Terrorist Voiced by PeterD23 Action
taut, 'buckshot in the face' action. and a happy ending!! -cecil. check out my latest: I Hate My Job http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/114266 reviewed November 12, 2006
Human on the menu (P1) (c) by harry10 Horror
the chick's voice is haunting. and i've always wanted to watch a waitress while she's on the toilet. -cecil please rate my movie: I Hate My Job http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/114266 reviewed November 12, 2006
Bubbles (30 Seconds of Bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
a long way to go for that punch line! but, seriously, if you can spare 30 seconds, go ahead and watch, you'll get a little thrill. then waste another couple of minutes on this: http://movies.lionhea... reviewed November 10, 2006
Being Alive Movie Trailer by newyorkborn Horror
sad stories always bum me out. (maybe i'll have a drink like your characters do.) 4 stars. i like that you were able to get your point across without any dialog or subtitles. short and sweet. music wa... reviewed November 10, 2006
The Meaning Of Life by generalgrey Comedy
profound. reviewed November 8, 2006
The Hound by slarner Horror
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most excellent! lovecraft means horror. you nailed this one. i'd love to see you tackle my favorite lovecraft short story: In the Vault. now that would be delightfully gruesome.
reviewed November 8, 2006
Welcome To Earth! by Jimcarrey246 Comedy
great ending. heheheh. worth a laugh or two. reviewed November 7, 2006
Lesbian Beach Nightmare Version 2 by donmayjr Horror
Exactly what a B movie should be. Aliens, chicks in bikinis kissing, explosions and especially, Zombies. Well done. reviewed November 7, 2006
Happy Days Episode 2 Easter Vacation by swinny1234 Comedy
'Eyyyyyy! 5 stars for sure. brings back memories of my youth. (watching the show, not the 50's. i'm not THAT old.) great work. reviewed November 7, 2006