Jack Thompson Ate My Balls | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Jack Thompson doesn't just want your games... he doesn't just want your freedom... he wants... YOUR BALLS! *echo* *echo* *echo* Little parody of both the activist nutjob and the classic (Celebrity) A... | posted December 5, 2005 |
The Running Man | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Update: Ok, now that the joke is over (despite some people CLEARLY not getting it)... This is not the remake of the classic 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger film titled "The Running Man." This is a film ab... | posted December 4, 2005 |
Weebl Weebl | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A movie for people that don't like to think. | posted November 29, 2005 |
Battlefish A Go Go! | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Nazis, ninjas, zombies oh my! Enjoy this horribly written and directed flick. (Note: Not a serious film entry... Yes, it IS supposed to suck.) | posted November 18, 2005 |
Space King | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
An alien race has invaded Earth, known only as the Krull. These vile gray beings have enslaved mankind, forcing them to erect great monuments from the debris of man???s once great cities. But behold, ... | posted November 14, 2005 |
Rogue AI | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A cheesy action film with poor dialogue, bad acting and a poor plot. Yes sir, your early 90's summer action film. Sounds may be limited as my game loses sound when going into Post-Production (Hopefull... | posted November 14, 2005 |
JT Ending by SCHAJK | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My hatred for Jack Thompson burns with the fury of a thousand suns... or something like that. Nice parody :D | reviewed December 7, 2005 |
War Ducks by pablodiabloescobar | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
lmfao... Well done. | reviewed December 6, 2005 |
A Day in the life of a Fish Man by Dethfoot | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Loved the Fish Man voice over, keep up the great work! | reviewed December 6, 2005 |
High Noon of the Damned by loresong | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I agree with most of the people here, this flick could really benefit from subs or voice overs. However, I did enjoy this very much. | reviewed December 6, 2005 |
Queen Victoria by TomServo3k | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
WOW. Some people can do Arnold, and some can't... mad props to your Arnold voice actor. That was even better than Conan O'Brian's version. As for the trailer.. I'd see that. Can't be as bad as "Jingle... | reviewed December 6, 2005 |
The Life of a Giant Duck by ILikeItWenDaBloodComesOut | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I wish others didn't ruin the ending :( However, solid film! |
reviewed December 6, 2005 |
Drivers Ed Video 1 Using Your Turn Signal by ILikeItWenDaBloodComesOut | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ugh... would you believe we had people like this back in high school? I'm amazed few people are killed on the road in my town. | reviewed December 6, 2005 |
Qui veut la peau de Robert Agite partie 2 by brico45 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad at all. | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Der Astronauttest by tantrum | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
mbnking, will you sniff my panties? | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Estamos en guerra o qué by Petrish | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
It used to be frustrating. Then sad. Now it's just plain funny. Every time Kryckan44 tries to reap a harvest of death, like clockwork, his foot soldiers defend that sort of ultra-nugatory behavior. Th... | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
A World without WoW by Nillock | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
As you read this letter, you may feel confused at points. If you do, keep reading. The rationale underlying TheoneTX's warnings is confusing. Fortunately, as you read the superfluity of examples about... | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Whassamatter? by bosay831 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Modran's magic-bullet explanations occasionally differ in terms of how flighty can they are, but generally share one fundamental tendency: They cast ordinary consumption and investment decisions in th... | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
The killing never ends1 by C3studio | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Congratulations to Tribal Art for saying that he is a model citizen. That undoubtedly wins the prize for being the most unbalanced and bloody-minded thing I've ever heard. Let us note first of all tha... | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
War is a laugh by ravid_rabbit | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I am writing this letter because I take issue with some of Yorin89's inclinations. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Yorin89 should pay a price for hi... | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Agent Mauve Is Missing! by SMCENERY | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
NO REVIEWS?!?! Eegads, evasive action! Ready the 5-star cannon.. target SMCenery. FIRE! | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Robo-Hobo by AztecWarrior13 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ha ha! | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
The First Attempt by MrPickles | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review I find it ironic that Burito calls me brutal when he's the most brutal person you'll ever see. Even more remarkable, Burito has been trying for some time to sell the public on a clericalism-based gove... |
reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Learning to dance - the hard way by prinze | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
NO ONE HAS SEEN THIS?!? 5-star courtesy of the Random Movie button. | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
La solution by flyingbibi | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Don't give Backstaber's diatribes a credibility they don't deserve. Backstaber can't help it; he just loves to snooker people of every stripe into believing that children should get into cars with str... | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
The Third Storey by bal360 | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
No other topic is more important and explains better the demise of our society than the saga of Makilex. It is worth noting at the outset that Makilex attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludic... | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Deep Love by ragesch | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My religion has taught me not to be afraid to call someone wrong when he does something, says something, stands for something, or engages in something that violates the values in which I believe. Let ... | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Everlasting Dead by DragonTheif | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
RestlessPen is jealous cuz this film OWNS him. | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Der Soldat Jürgen Fischer by ubi_sam | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Das ist gut! | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
THE CHICKEN HUNTER by farminsurance | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I laughed so hard I choked my chicken! | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Beatbox Johnny by DynamiteE | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quality humor, loved the voice acting. Keep up the great work! | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
You know u want it by jtc456 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I want this... so bad. | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Just a test by dubbya | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm going to say this in english: | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
uploading test2 by dubbya | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Uploading at it's finest! | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
Beyond The Atmosphere by DevilDriver01 | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad at atll, but definately needs work. Good job on the editing. | reviewed December 5, 2005 |
ORiley Exponent by PopcornGod | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad at all | reviewed December 4, 2005 |
James Sabrina TRUE by --JB-- | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Your usual trash. | reviewed December 4, 2005 |
Man Walks into a Bar by markusdragon | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very nice, had some very great laughs. While the music and VA's were generally good, I will say it was slightly hard to understand the blond character's voice at times. Too much mumbling. Other than ... | reviewed December 4, 2005 |
Dont Make Me Axe You Again by Ryenai | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
You touched my scythe! | reviewed December 4, 2005 |
The Scatterpillar by Ryenai | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Fu Manchu! | reviewed December 4, 2005 |
Bedroom Baby by Ryenai | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Sausages! | reviewed December 4, 2005 |
Enter the Ninja Nazi by Ryenai | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Umm... I was expecting something else. What I got was a semi-serious war move, Great job! | reviewed December 4, 2005 |
One-Star Wonderman! by momicajack | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very nice, this coming from someone who was recently attacked by the 1-star trolls :D | reviewed November 30, 2005 |
Motion Picture Soundtrack by TomServo3k | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I didn't notice any preaching.. but hey, maybe that's just the way I saw it. As for the lack of 2 stars... I spent more time watching the subs than the picture, VA's would have helped here. And secon... | reviewed November 28, 2005 |
Soviet Academy by TomServo3k | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Great flick, as usual. | reviewed November 28, 2005 |
Shortest Movie by ctb1995 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Brilliant! |
reviewed November 28, 2005 |
Cop Farters by farowen2 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Trash. | reviewed November 26, 2005 |
Lickenums Pot Pie by farowen2 | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Thanks for your... umm... "review" of my films. | reviewed November 26, 2005 |
Ryans Day The Dislexic MozbiesBriefly by zkrazy | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ugh.. the fart "joke." Come on guys, that's getting old. Randomness at its... worst? Close. But it is still random comedy, so I'll throw ya a bone. | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Hey Now! by topdeck1 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ok, this should seriously become a series. Why? Because all other series are serious. The only reason you arn't getting 5 stars... this isn't a series. Do it! | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Die Hard 8 by zkrazy | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"So, I can tell that you think you know a lot about film. I am here to bring you down a notch or two." Sound familiar? Pretty high on yourself, bub.. This film here isn't that great. Don't be an ass. | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Beer! by topdeck1 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Seriously, any one that was offended by "Beer was invented by Jesus" or the cancer bit... grow up. This film is grade A comedy, many of the bits have been used in commerical productions for years. (Th... | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Lord of Berlin by Patriot84 | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I just can't give this 5 stars. A majority of the dialogue seems like a poor choice for this era, as does certain combat scenes. The opening does anything but capture the attention, as I was watching ... | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Never trust on stranger by --JB-- | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Meh... payback for the 3 you gave me. Mayhaps you'll change your 1-star trolling ways? | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
My Trip Through The Movies - LV by richke | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad at all, voice acting is commendable but needs work. Also, the flick feels long and drawn out in places. However, this does deserve to be in the top 10, havn't seen a drastically better use of ... | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Confessions Of A Supreme Being by Strondor | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Funny, enjoyed the binary speak alot. While some puns were alittle too obvious (the rabbit aliens, for example) others were downright hilarious. Keep up the great work. | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Gorillas That Ive Mist by corinthian | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I loved the sudden end to the day-dream, and the ending... hey, sign me up. | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Sponsor a Dictator by TomServo3k | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very funny, don't see much of that guy anymore.. and I gotta hand it to you, the "host" looks EXACTLY like that loser. | reviewed November 25, 2005 |
Super Indian and Purple Chicken by nickdragonbane | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Trash. | reviewed November 23, 2005 |
Whats going on by SirHDK | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Pretty funny. | reviewed November 23, 2005 |
Mark White PIL by d-myze | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
One-Star counter, Activate! | reviewed November 23, 2005 |
The Hunted Special Edition by FilmForge_Studios | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Excellent film. 'nuff said. | reviewed November 22, 2005 |
How To Get Rid Of The Undead by justin_in_bangor | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Really well done, didn't see the end joke coming, even after it came out the door :D |
reviewed November 21, 2005 |
The Girl With The Hidden Agenda by suedenim | Romance | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very nice film, good cross between sci-fi and romance. | reviewed November 21, 2005 |
Starmashers Destiny by zig | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ending was very sudden, and didn't exactly wrap up the story.. but then again, I guess it did. Nice work. | reviewed November 21, 2005 |
ASBVC - Violence in Videogames by AlexStar6 | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Superb voice acting, I never winced once. Funny parody of an infomercial, and great flick all together! | reviewed November 21, 2005 |
Conform by TomServo3k | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A great film, shows off some excellent direction. Some scenes could have used further editing, but the music and message of the film are both great. | reviewed November 21, 2005 |
Flamenco Concerto by TomServo3k | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Awesome conclusion, music is once again perfect. Strongly reminds me of Desperado, minus the wicked gunplay. Keep up the great work! |
reviewed November 21, 2005 |
Flamenco Fandanga by TomServo3k | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very well done, the music quality and style is excellent | reviewed November 21, 2005 |
The Hand of God by TomServo3k | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
THIS is comedy gold. | reviewed November 21, 2005 |
The Bounty Hunter Future Tales(Remake) by ATLAS_550 | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad at all! Might want to use a sound editor to modify your voice for the various characters, but I definately respect the effort! | reviewed November 19, 2005 |
A Chad and his Ninja Stranded with Friends by abject | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Chad delivers, once again! | reviewed November 19, 2005 |
A Schmans Life by Happy_Schman | Action | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Confusing, and the copyrighted music could very well get you into trouble. Other than that, amusing and worth the download. | reviewed November 18, 2005 |
Cultivating Chloe by zodious | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not bad at all, but the voice acting could use some work. | reviewed November 18, 2005 |
Commander Radon and the Astro Pirates by Pengy | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Very nice flick, could really benefit from voice-acting (although the subs never passed too quickly or were hard to read.) Quality sci-fi/comedy from yesteryear, loved the text as sound effects as wel... | reviewed November 18, 2005 |
A Chad and his Ninja by abject | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Superb voice overs, just about died laughing. Amazing work, keep it up! | reviewed November 17, 2005 |
Space King Vs Senator Syx by mlmcmull | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
5-Stars, easily! Well wrote, well edited, well cast. Keep up the amazing work! | reviewed November 17, 2005 |
Horror House 2 A House Divided v1 by gardah | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
FREAKIN LOVE THE WAY SUBS WERE DONE! All narrative, no cheesy dialogue. Thank god! However, the were hard to read at times, and there were a handful of oops but nothing to really break the experience.... | reviewed November 16, 2005 |
Fable The Movie by stumpythefrog | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hilarious! My thoughts exactly whenever I find that I just purchased a 50 dollar paper-weight! | reviewed November 16, 2005 |
Horror House by gardah | Horror | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Great horror film, strongly reminded me of the Buffy series for whatever reason. | reviewed November 14, 2005 |
Revenge of the Red Shirts by gardah | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Great flick, nice parody of Star Trek. Subs were hard to read at times, and it seems some "Ooops" made it past your radar (horse on the alien planet.) Other than that, great job! | reviewed November 14, 2005 |
Amazing Quest by cdmvirt | Sci-Fi | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Pretty good flick, eagerly waiting for the implied second part. Subs were hard to make out at times, and some action sequences were confusing. Couple typos here and there, but not a big deal. | reviewed November 14, 2005 |
Whos Eating Gary by ashtar | Comedy | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Featured Review Awesome movie, loved the imported audio. Makes the movie that much more enjoyable. Great premise, and definately one of the better comedies on this site. Keep up the great work! |
reviewed November 14, 2005 |