Angelo_Santino
Number of Movies: 6
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.54

Number of Movies Reviewed: 307
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 52
Average Rating Given: 4.05
 
Movies Released by Angelo_Santino
Documentary Comedy
A satire of society's overfascination with facts, making fun of both sides...and really just about everybody. Directed by Angelo Santino of "Rock of the Marne." Starring Ian Walken, who played Capta... posted January 12, 2007
The French Insurrection Comedy
Part Comedy Part satire of "The Battle of Algiers" Part social commentary Whatever it is...I just hope people like it. Yes, so after a record six (!) tries at rendering it because the sound kept g... posted June 25, 2006
Getting It In Action Not Rated
Senseless violence occurs every day. Why do people have to die? Why do people have to kill...? OK, this is a crap movie I know. I did it for fun, to test out the new Stunts and Effects expansion. Had... posted June 24, 2006
Isaac Comedy
Having been forced to read the book "Ishmael" for my environmental class, I did a satire of it. But fear not, you needn't have read it to understand. I hope. Oh look, what do you know? I got the thum... posted January 18, 2006
Schoens Horror
Based on a true story. Yes, a friend of mine at the Savannah College of Art and Design (SCAD) almost got his idea ripped off by this socially incompetant jerk no one likes. This movie is based off th... posted January 15, 2006
Rock of the Marne Action
Based on the defense of the 3rd Infantry Division during the Second Battle of the Marne during World War I. First film I've uploaded onto the website. Some editing hiccups and scene mistakes, I admit... posted December 9, 2005
 
Movies Reviewed by Angelo_Santino
Rescate by jacpaco30 Sci-Fi
Man they kicked butt! I don't really have anything overcomplicated to say. Fun action movie. Nicely done. reviewed December 5, 2007
The Inferior and The Superior (Part 1) by Silly-Monkey-Studios Comedy
Ha! It was awesome to hear my voice in a non-me movie...or something. reviewed February 3, 2007
CLEOPATRA (Part I) by TheMGMKid1 Romance
Well done! You obviously put a lot of work into this, particularly in the backdrops. The shooting was ingenuitive, (or however you spell that) there was good choice of music, and the acting all around... reviewed January 28, 2007
Blood in the Moonlight by michael_b6 Action
Holy cow that was action packed. I loved the handheld style you did with it. (I actually HATE the shakycam in real life, but I've never seen it done to The Movies, so I'm giving you credit) Nice job m... reviewed January 27, 2007
Annihilation Teaser by Rockstar_Studios Sci-Fi
Looks promising. Surely to be a cautionary tale. reviewed January 24, 2007
A DNR Comedy Short by DNR Comedy
Thank you so much for this. My own vagina has suffered from this, and it has plagued me many a hard night. reviewed January 23, 2007
Towelie News Vol 2 by towelie Comedy
That was funny, but what was up with the fat cat section? The word "cat" is very offensive to some people, especially the people the word is directed towards. Please, use the word "feline" from now on... reviewed January 21, 2007
Dark September by kell1608 Action
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Before I begin: September 11 has always been personal for me. My father at the time worked in the Pentagon, and I didn't know if he was alive or not until about two hours after the building had been s...
reviewed January 20, 2007
Moby Dick by themonkthemonk Comedy
OK... Originally, going into this movie, I felt bad. Why? Because I saw your movie go from the top and then start to suffer and lose stars due to the negative reviews. I thought you were the victim o... reviewed January 20, 2007
How to Catch An Online Predator by eobaggs Comedy
Having just watched the original series at work before seeing this, I was ripe and ready for it. Entertaining little diddy, good job making it work in the TMO world. reviewed January 19, 2007
The creature of the marsh by chaosllama Horror
2-stars because the ending made me laugh. reviewed January 15, 2007
Towelie News by towelie Comedy
Funny! I thought the Chewbacca and Chihuahua moments were the best. Caught me totally off-guard. reviewed January 15, 2007
The Dead Dont Talk by Alpha-Omega Action
A lot of people would probably argue whether or not this film can be named a "classic." I don't really care, because quite frankly it was just really fun to watch! If a movie can be that, then the per... reviewed January 14, 2007
Fire Eyes by Amabeginzordawg Horror
Interesting film. You shocked me with the opening sequences, the rest of the story simply kept me interested to see what would happen next. Good twist. (I kind of saw it coming, but it didn't mean it ... reviewed January 14, 2007
Trouble with Triffids by StokeStudios Sci-Fi
Huh. My original review apparently disappeared off the face of the earth. Oh well! This newer one will be shorter than the last, so my apologies if it sounds rushed. Having read "Day of the Triffids"... reviewed January 14, 2007
Blood and Guts by StokeStudios Action
Well done little movie. Good use of images and camera angles intercut with the speech. Um...sorry for the short review, I can't think of anything else to say. Good job! reviewed January 13, 2007
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Dylen Horror
I kept meaning to see this, and after finally doing so I have to hit myself over the head for not doing it sooner! Considering this was done in the original Movies game - not with the expansion - it ... reviewed January 13, 2007
Little Black Riding Hood by tomasm Horror
Well done! Your camera angles were inventive, and they've actually given me a new idea. Also, your use of overlays was well done, and even if there are discrepsansies (or however you spell it) about t... reviewed January 13, 2007
The Chronicles of Molyneux - RELOADED by TripWire21 Comedy
That was truly sick. Good work. reviewed January 12, 2007
Pay Cheque by helo862 Action
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"New Hopetown. Only place in the world where the rain's dirty before it hits the ground." With that opening line, you had me hooked. I really liked all of this. The plot twists, the main character, ...
reviewed January 12, 2007
Final Wish by JDaly Comedy
Oh my God, you had me laughing so hard at the end there. I almost thought this was going to be the alternative "poop" version of the joke. (don't think I'm immature - after seeing my share of bad movi... reviewed January 12, 2007
Channel Hopper by richwalker Comedy
That was pretty funny, I have to admit. Kind of like the TMO version of "Amazon Women on the Moon." I especially liked the scene about Brenda Fricker and Judy Finnegan. You held that shot a looooong t... reviewed January 12, 2007
CLEOPATRA Trailer by TheMGMKid1 Romance
Most anticipated film of the year? Nonsense! Everyone knows anything I do is the most anticipated film of the year. I'm gonna have to give you a 1-star for that... No, I'm kidding. Seriously. No! Don... reviewed January 12, 2007
The Film Mystery by FidibusFilms Action
I dunno if that was an action movie so much as an episode of "Cops" or any other crime reality TV show. Still, even for what you call "nothing special" it definitely didn't stink. And at least the two... reviewed January 12, 2007
Space Leviathan - Dawn of Grily by aidan121 Sci-Fi
I was really lost in the plot. First there's the robot killing the emperor, then Grily goes into a spaceship on a mission, then a weird demon thing kills him (or imagines to kill him) a bunch of times... reviewed January 12, 2007
Mezzanines Overture by elizabethsusan Romance
Well that was quite different than most movies I see around TMO. And I mean that. The music was great and suited the setting well. (plus I'm a sucker for jazz, even if it's copyright-free) The openin... reviewed January 12, 2007
PORN DEMO by michanist Romance
It made me laugh. That's all I could ask for. reviewed January 12, 2007
Between Life and Death---Devils Kin by colingaiser Horror
Well I must admit, it freaked the heck out of me, especially at the end. Good job. 210+ frames of special effects, you say? Wowzer! I guess the 300-scene-crash bug didn't affect you, but I'm glad it ... reviewed January 12, 2007
The Wilson Green Monologues Santa Banter by nahton Comedy
Ha ha! Hilarious! Very well done. Timing, gags, originality, it was all good. I've seen a lot of goofy explanations for Santa, and thankfully this wasn't like any of the other ones. "Christmas mirac... reviewed January 11, 2007
Time to Kill by Dylen Sci-Fi
That was interesting. It was short and to the point - don't know what else to say about that! The special effects were well done and worked fine. Um...don't know what else to say. Good work. Sorry f... reviewed January 11, 2007
Judes Law by RaYdAwG Action
Wow, that was a different TMO experience definately. Good job with the voice acting, editing, credits, etc. The dialogue and game actors coincided nicely, and I have no real complaints towards any of... reviewed January 10, 2007
Kings Of Chicago--Theatrical Trailer by DarthDirector Action
That looks cooooooooooool. Ahem...uh...sorry about the short review. Don't know really what else to say. reviewed January 10, 2007
Alletheo - The Fall of a King (Trailer) by ichthusadmr Action
This review is gonna be brief, but I have only a few things to say: That looks like it is going to be cuh-ool. reviewed January 9, 2007
Infinint Mass by Crazy_Red_Head Comedy
Bizarre, but definately funny. Good work on editing them coming out at the end. reviewed September 19, 2006
SuperFatMan The Bomber by BartCruise Comedy
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Humorous. I thought the best part was at the beginning, "Up up and away!" Poor extra, though. Extras never get the credit they deserve.
reviewed September 16, 2006
Tainted Snow by Oh_Come_On Action
Interesting movie. I was a little amazed near the end, since desertion, IIRC, is punishable by execution. If a friend of mine had been thinking of something similar, I probably would have tried to con... reviewed September 3, 2006
Mob This by holydiver90 Action
It was all right. Nothing spectacular, but it wasn't bad. reviewed September 3, 2006
Computer Warlord by FlushyMoviesRock Sci-Fi
Well it's a good enough beginning. Has promise ;) reviewed August 25, 2006
Bank Invasion by FLYBOY727 Sci-Fi
Well, that was strange, I must admit. But I liked it ;) Good work on the scene editing. reviewed August 18, 2006
The Silent Enemy Muscular Dystrophy by edlup56 Horror
Poweful film. Very sympathetic look on the victims of the condition, if very bleak. Well done all around. reviewed August 13, 2006
Skull Of Iron by Video_Capture Action
Ha ha! Well, I gotta admit, I did laugh, especially at that last part. Then again, my sense of humor is very bizarre. Good work on the car crash there. Will there be further adventures of the skull? reviewed August 13, 2006
Battle Ship Seven by indianajenkins Sci-Fi
Full version might be pretty cool. I liked what I saw here. reviewed August 12, 2006
One Night Out by axecinema Comedy
Nice shots. Very suggestive...well done ;) reviewed August 9, 2006
Autoerotic Acid Asphyx by mildheadwound Comedy
Well, that was bizarre...but in a good way! Well done. Most clever use of scenes I've seen yet. reviewed August 9, 2006
I rob banks by liljb14 Action
I hate it when things don't go according to plan. OK little movie. Kinda ends abruptly - I assume you're planning a sequal? Good use of the scenes. reviewed July 28, 2006
Pax Romana by TheMGMKid1 Romance
A fine film. I really don't know what to say - great directing, voice acting, and lots of work put into it...period. You custom-BG the hell out of this thing. It felt like a real romance movie, especi... reviewed July 23, 2006
Over Saigon by steelcity4eva Action
Interesting movie to watch. You used potential of the scenes well, and kept me interested throughout the ten minutes. You definately put some effort into this, and I think it came out. reviewed July 19, 2006
The Golden Dog by johnokinawa Sci-Fi
I thought it was pretty good. Good voice acting, good editing, and fine use of scenes. The voice of the Golden Dog sounded kind of comical, I don't know if this was intentional or not, but it's someth... reviewed July 17, 2006
Duke McGonagall by bigugly07 Sci-Fi
"My enemies find I don't die so easily." Classy. Fun watch. The ship wasn't the only thing to have too much excitement for one day. reviewed July 17, 2006
Duke McGonagall 3 by bigugly07 Sci-Fi
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Hey, that was a lot of fun to watch! Reminded me of all those old sci-fi serials. Good job.
reviewed July 17, 2006
Piano Man Urban Warrior I by JazzX Romance
It certainly was not a bad movie, but I might offer some critique. For one, I think the piano segment was too long. I know what some might be thinking, "But it's called PIANO MAN Urban Warrior. What ... reviewed July 17, 2006
Murderous Conscience by sweatyshoulder Action
Nice editing, and good writing. I'm glad that you kept it short, as dragging this story on any longer wouldn't have been wise. Nicely done. reviewed June 28, 2006
Pac Man by stpixie Action
Wow, the game was NOTHING like the true story! I personally think the Ghosts should have sounded like the ghosts in the game when they spoke, or at least made that noise when they move - would've bee... reviewed June 27, 2006
The Night Santa went Crazy by fablefreak001 Comedy
Heh heh, amusing. I love that song. I think you could have played with the lyrics of the song a bit more, but it's amusing. reviewed June 27, 2006
Makeup by KeViNp Comedy
If girls do play "The Movies," I hope they don't look like that. Actually, I didn't think she looked half bad, minus the mustache. reviewed June 26, 2006
May the best man die by Vicodin_ES Action
Ha ha! I liked that. Set up a bizarre scenario that didn't take itself seriously for an instant. Good use of the scenes, and fine voice acting too. The title was very fitting too ;) Set up the mood f... reviewed June 26, 2006
The Revenger by scorpio1018 Action
Cliche? Maybe. Enjoyable? Yes. :) reviewed June 26, 2006
Quick by denzell Action
Interesting, simple movie. I was wondering why it was called "Quick" until the middle part. :) Seems like shakes would be a little counterproductive for a hitman...weird...oh well, at least he loves ... reviewed June 26, 2006
The rescue pissing by alexmex Comedy
Poor guy. I'm just glad he didn't resort to using a gas station bathroom. reviewed June 26, 2006
UNCLE DA VINCIS FABULOUS CODE! by turboghost Horror
Wow... I didn't know where it was going until those kids popped up. Then I started laughing. Very good, you obviously put some thought into this - whether other people think so or not ;) Sad thing i... reviewed June 26, 2006
Scape Goat by JackRabbit Comedy
Very fun movie. Well edited and good voice acting. You definately had a point to make, and I think you made it. And I think it could be taken on a couple of other levels too ;) reviewed June 26, 2006
Im Going To Tell You A Secret by gians70 Action
Um...wow. The film that finally answers the question, "What are friends for?" reviewed June 26, 2006
Engine 1 by luckduck Action
I liked the storyline most of all. My only gripe was how did Jim choke on the fire when he's wearing the gas mask? ;) However, it kept my interest, it was different than most movies, and I've been dyi... reviewed June 26, 2006
The Final Battle by shwa1293 Action
Subtitles worked OK, and the scenes flowed smoothly...I just felt there was little special about it. The action scenes were the way they were, and dialogue didn't offer anything spectacular in the way... reviewed June 26, 2006
The ToddFather by deenswe2003 Action
Ha ha! That was a lot of fun to watch. Half of the reason was your background for it - believe me, I know how those "spur of the moment" ideas (especially with friends) can end up being the best ones.... reviewed June 26, 2006
O by riott007 Comedy
Well that was...heh heh...different... You know there's a real medical condition where a person experiences some kind of pain, and it won't go away without an orgasm. I didn't make that up. What I'm ... reviewed June 26, 2006
Zombie Showdown (now with VO) by wulfy69 Horror
The editing could have been a little tighter to help the scenes flow more smoothly, but overall it certainly wasn't a bad movie. Probably the second attempt at a "Horror Western" I've seen here, and t... reviewed June 26, 2006
Opposing Forces by moviedragon5000 Action
I liked it. Had two good story twists which kept the story flowing and my interest constant. Nice camera angles, by the way. reviewed June 25, 2006
DMZ by Tomrx3 Action
Simple, straightforward movie. I assume the girl in a modern-day uniform was a postproduction typo. (those have happened to me before, not fun) Nice choice of soundtracks, too ;) Ending surprised me ... reviewed June 25, 2006
Attack of the 50 Foot Hitler by DocktorWorm Action
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Two words: Um...wow. Well that movie certainly was different. Hilarious gags (thought that Republican comment was a little low ;) ) and some great dialogue in there. "Maybe it's trying to communicate with us."
reviewed June 24, 2006
The Enforcer by stewedplacebo Action
Wow. Well, the ending caught me a little by surprise, but an all right film nonetheless. Nice work there. reviewed June 24, 2006
A Love Letter to French Cinema by postmodernchuck Romance
Very nice! As it started playing, every famous French director/film I could think of ran through my head...and you managed to touch them all! Renoir, Godard, Jeunet, "Umbrellas of Cherbourg," "Beauty ... reviewed June 24, 2006
The Paparazzo Of Death by hag1TSOTSO Comedy
Clearly this is symbolic of the oversaturation of the American press and the tabloid nature of modern media as well as... ...or maybe it's just a goofy comedy, like you said ;) reviewed June 24, 2006
Dance of the Vampires by micha83 Comedy
That was a pleasant remake. You kept within the spirit of the original, which is good. Obviously a lot of work and care went into this. My compliments to the voice-actors, who did their job well. I h... reviewed June 24, 2006
The Snow Kong Vs The Old Robot by Movie_Mills Action
Well can't say I didn't like it. Simple movie, but it works overall, since as you said you were just testing things out. I liked the use of the camera overlay, I think you could have utilized that som... reviewed June 24, 2006
Knights by tigereyes Comedy
Cute little movie. It's a pity you didn't have a Halo spoof in there, that would have reminded me of a lot of fine moments in my freshman year of college. *sigh* Memories... reviewed June 23, 2006
The Ninth Level by Adam_King Horror
"We're off to see the wizard!" That one made a bit more sense, I'll give the game that. At least you managed to loop in all the plotholes :) reviewed June 22, 2006
Only Skin Deep by Adam_King Comedy
Pretty funny. I thought the best part was at the very end. "KITCHEN FLOOR! You'll never laugh at me..." Man, does the game make some weird movies. reviewed June 22, 2006
Semblance Of Honor by ChogWolf Action
BAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS!! :O A fun little film. I loved the editing at the end, really gave the sniper scene new life. Good work. reviewed June 22, 2006
A Woman is a Woman by postmodernchuck Romance
Well done direction, and a fine, sympathetic character study with a great narration. Overall, very impressive. reviewed June 22, 2006
Demon Costume Demo by Stormwhitelab Comedy
Glad to see a demo movie trying to be an actual movie, not just a "Hey look I used my VC now I'm trying to earn more!" kind of thing. Poor guy, he was just misunderstood :( This would make a great ch... reviewed February 27, 2006
Blessed Are Those Who Thirst by wriphejr Sci-Fi
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Ha! Brilliant. After so many ridiculous "I need VC's!" films that I've sat through, I'm glad to come across something of actual quality. Very original (though when I hear "General Ripper" and water I ...
reviewed February 24, 2006
A day in the life of George W Bush by AirJordan337 Action
This is a political satire which unfortunately fails for a few reasons: 1) The actor playing George Bush didn't look like George Bush. You could have at least made the actor's hair gray. 2) The movie... reviewed February 24, 2006
Flamemaster by MatrixDave Sci-Fi
Two stars, the second one only because it did make me laugh. I hope it was intentional. reviewed February 21, 2006
Innocence by Kane_Evo Horror
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Interesting movie. I think you had a nice concept, but I think the movie could have been helped with some tighter editing and a shorter story. It's not that I dislike long movies, but I have to wond...
reviewed February 21, 2006
One Grave Night by Ranedthel Action
That was entertaining, particularly the ending. The shot of the grave confused me, but not too much. Short but sweet :) reviewed February 18, 2006
Wild West Bedroom Demo by MrOsterman Romance
There's no making out scene? Well, that's disappointing. And if that's all that the new scene has to offer, I don't think it should be 40,000 VC. Thanks for the heads up. reviewed February 15, 2006
Hitman - Life Gamble by duxy Action
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Interesting movie. I almost wish it had been a bit longer, but I don't know how long you can really make this things. (and I hate people who expect Seven Samurai in four minutes) All around profession...
reviewed February 12, 2006
The Loaner by jamesking Action
My main commendation goes to fine use of the different sets, which could have been disastrous but wasn't. I also liked the fine ending that gave the whole movie a humorous feel. I apologize for the ra... reviewed February 7, 2006
The Legend of Leada by downphoenix Action
You forgot to have Zinc go through 10 dungeons to attain the Master Sword, then he has to go through 4023 dungeons to get the first of seven amulets...well OK, you don't have enough memory on TMO to d... reviewed February 7, 2006
The Treasure by JDaly Sci-Fi
Mh...I'm getting flashbacks of "Billy Jack"... I was wondering why the movie's plot sounded familiar. Well done. Thanks for not playing the song during the end credits ;) reviewed February 7, 2006
Liberals by Bryy_Miller Horror
First off...WOW. Some people have taken your film WAY too seriously! Admittingly a conservative (a moderate conservative, not a hard right-winger, but to some people it doesn't matter) and I thought ... reviewed February 7, 2006
A Suicide Bomber by Jordan_P Action
I despise terrorism, (I almost lost my father in the Pentagon attack, that may have something to do with it) but I don't think you're trying to glorify terrorism with this film. You obviously wanted t... reviewed February 7, 2006
Beyond Life by jeebus Action
The ending took me a bit by surprise - not a bad thing though, do not get me wrong. I wish it had a longer ending, it seemed like the real conflict of character had just begun. I'm interested in watc... reviewed February 6, 2006
Merry Flippen Christmas by martijnaikema Comedy
Fun. Well done music video. Um...pardon the short review I just don't know what else to say. I liked watching it. ;) reviewed February 6, 2006
The Prisoners by Osiris1975 Action
An interesting movie that I think is a bit flawed in some of it's delivery. The chief character was strong, and I could sympathize with him, besides the fact most of it is based off of historical fact... reviewed February 6, 2006
The enemy within by Anykeyz Horror
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Good film. I liked the beats of the storyline, and I liked the twist ending. Though a lot of it reminds me of "The Thing" I don't think it's a rip-off by any means :) Besides the enemy is a disease, n...
reviewed February 6, 2006
Dead Clown Laughing by sarbonn Comedy
Funny (and surprisingly charming) movie. I liked the sarcastic subtitles through out the whole thing. My only complaint would be sometimes during the Ronald-Detective dialogue the detective would be t... reviewed February 6, 2006
Project Sadako Session I by Buccura Horror
That was very...interesting. I don't think I've seen anything like this at TMO before. :) Reminds me a lot of those psychological animes. Well done, however. You obviously spent a lot of time with the... reviewed January 27, 2006
Fatal Touch by kaipan Horror
Director Angelo Santino, well known fan of director Kai Pan, was quick to see this film when he saw it posted ;) Reminded me a lot of the first film of yours I saw, "Nothing But Red." That too was a ... reviewed January 25, 2006
The United States of COMMUNISM! by hreynold02 Comedy
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Thank God for shopping centers. Truly that is what our forefathers died for :'(
reviewed January 25, 2006
The Revelation of a Beast by IchthusADMR Horror
Top notch job! The poem was used well - in fact, you read it better than most people do. I didn't even realize it was a poem until I caught on words were being rhymed. (it's a bad habit among many peo... reviewed January 25, 2006
WHO GOES THERE by Scottus Action
Entertaining movie. :) My only complaint might be the end shot was a bit overdone, but overall I liked it. Good VO and good editing. *SPOILER ALERT* I have actually heard a funny story about Hitler i... reviewed January 22, 2006
AVS Aliens Vs Santa by Krazymalicous Action
Fun movie. I found it funny aliens used pistols and worshipped Christianity ;) reviewed January 21, 2006
Dead Wronged by Ratqueen Horror
*sniff* I love a happy ending...even if it's a twisted one ;) reviewed January 20, 2006
Das Ende by Streberking Romance
I liked it too. Kind of reminds me of "A Lonely Man" (another good film on TMO) but with a more depressing ending. Good work. :) reviewed January 20, 2006
Strangers by Anykeyz Sci-Fi
Huh, that's weird, I thought I reviewed this movie already? Oh well. I liked it. Bottom line ;) reviewed January 20, 2006
Monkey Stew by ninette1 Comedy
Have to love a story where everything ends happy and peaceful. Dance brought these people together ;) reviewed January 18, 2006
Girlhunter by MotleyCrew Horror
Beginning confused me - I could barely understand that voice over on the bottom. Things made sense eventually, thankfully. And yes, you do need a sequel. Horror movies require body counts higher than 1 ;) reviewed January 18, 2006
Pressure by Wizairde Comedy
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Ah, the joys of being forced into games...brings back so many memories. I recall a friend of mine letting me play Sims 2, and I spent the entire time trying to get my teenage son to commit suicide out...
reviewed January 17, 2006
Final Countdown by Grizpin Sci-Fi
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Very unique movie, I have to say! The plot takes place in the 1980's, though it reminds me of many of those Cold War drama films from the 60's like "Fail Safe" or even "Dr Strangelove," but no one has...
reviewed January 16, 2006
Never Forget redux by humdogma Action
Those things are such a waste of human life they disgust me. Well done film, the subject was handled as tastefully as it can be handled. Excellent job, sir. reviewed January 16, 2006
Full Retaliatory Response by McCain Action
Very good overall. Good voice acting, good editing, (though the shot of people screaming at the atomic blast could have been cut tighter, I think, and I don't think the electric shock sound effect was... reviewed January 16, 2006
And So They Marched by DirectorBumbleButt Action
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I thought this was pretty good, even without the VO's or subtitles. There was some good editing here (especially with that machine gun German, that was very clever) and I pretty much understood what w...
reviewed January 16, 2006
Firelight by abaris11 Horror
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I really liked that. I think you had a noble cause, and even though the story was really simple, it was obviously an experimental film. (something that exists in real life, and something that really i...
reviewed January 16, 2006
Lense by FreddaH Horror
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Holy Cow...that was brilliant. First, excellent choice of music, and excellent use of said music. Second, great editing, very professionally done. Third, fine voice acting and dialogue. And fourth, ...
reviewed January 16, 2006
the-crap-er-craft by aarn777 Action
Ha ha, nice satire. I dunno, the VO's worked for me, it made it all the more funnier that a plain male voice was doing these three teenage girls. Good editing and use of the wooden dolls. reviewed January 16, 2006
BlackHole by davidwww Sci-Fi
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Very refreshing watch. Quite different from the usual, "Oh my God! Alienz attackingz!" sci-fi movie we see around here. Excellent use of sound, and astounding use of custom animations. Those escape po...
reviewed January 16, 2006
Weiner by Steviebow Comedy
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Well that film truly was...uh...different. Transvestite, peer rejection, bathing in the living room, (yeah I know, I don't know why Lionhead did that either) gastric difficulties, and even religious i...
reviewed January 16, 2006
Liberty of Men by tigereyes Action
In terms of editing and telling a story, pretty good. I do agree with some other reviewers that the portrayel of the white Americans was almost extreme and, dare I say, propagandist. Showing them drag... reviewed January 16, 2006
Battle of Bull Run by metlkelley Action
I'm excited to see some people making some historical films here. Unfortunately, I think you could have used some story here in your film, as well as a bit of creative editing. What it seemed like was... reviewed January 15, 2006
Godmother by Usuegi Action
Well that did take some interesting turns. The editing was all right and story moved along and didn't drag out - I can't really complain about too much. The ending was almost like a Shakespearian trag... reviewed January 15, 2006
Night of the Living TMO (special edition) by crazeyal Comedy
Ha ha! It was funny the first time, but with the sound its even better :) reviewed January 15, 2006
A Lonely Man by kaipan Romance
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VERY nicely done. Good editing, (VERY good editing) voice acting, script...can't really complain about too much. Heck, the length didn't even bother me because the story had me intrigued and I lost al...
reviewed January 15, 2006
Sexy Dancers R Us by Darkthrall Comedy
Fairly fun watch, I have to say. The ending didn't confuse me, (in fact I didn't understand the title until the end) though I think the editing on the guy's deaths could have been a little tighter to ... reviewed January 15, 2006
We need more Sets! by TimBurtonFan Comedy
Hey yeah good point...we have doctor outfits but no hospital set. reviewed January 15, 2006
The First Day of the Somme by apasas Action
I made a film based off a World War I battle as well, so I was very excited to see that someone else was trying to treat the in-game war scenes seriously, and trying to tell a historical war story rat... reviewed January 15, 2006
Come On VAL In 30 Secs With BEEER Kong! by biggstrek Comedy
Pretty funny watch, I liked the reference to "Life of Brian" in the middle there. :) It would have been funny to see the guy from "BEEER!!" come running in and fight Kong over the robot. reviewed January 15, 2006
Die Verwandlung by Meowan Horror
The storyline is somewhat typical - guy falls asleep, werewolf goes off and kills people, etc - but the editing and delivery was solid all around. You'll get no complaints from me :) Well done. reviewed January 15, 2006
The Donbot by RedBaronStudios Sci-Fi
That was pretty amusing, I must say. I liked the mustache/plan gag near the beginning. Turning against scientists...biting the hand that feeds ya they were. Wait, does that make sense? reviewed January 12, 2006
Aces and Eights by static813 Action
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That was one of the better westerns I've seen around here. Very nice, classic story of a stranger with wicked people, card games, and shootings. Good writing, editing, overall it was well worth every ...
reviewed January 12, 2006
When Science Goes too Far by ThisIsBad Horror
This was a cute little movie. :) I liked that one line, "What's the danger?" / "Me." reviewed January 11, 2006
Night of the living TMO!!! by crazeyal Comedy
We all feel your pain :( The worse the movie, the more insistent they got...and how. That basically sums up the whole movie-begging scam. reviewed January 10, 2006
Deathtrap by Tamptak Horror
That was pretty darn good! I hope you get a lot of VC for this one (as well as a decent rating) because you deserve it. Fine voice acting, good editing, and a storyline that almost went a predictable... reviewed January 10, 2006
Keeping Your Man by Prinzess Romance
Fun movie, reminded me a lot of those famous 1950's shorts. Lot's to learn, though not nagging someone should be law. :D Good work covering yourself with the parking meter ;) reviewed January 9, 2006
[eye-hurting-word!] An Unhealthy Obsession by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
*sniff* You said it all man, you said it all. :( I hope this isn't autobiographical though. ;) I also commend you for keeping your actresses "natural" as opposed to sending them through the implants a... reviewed January 9, 2006
Survival Game by Dylen Horror
Hole-lee cow... Well I commend you on another clever story, you're starting to make a legend of yourself around here. Midway through I was thinking, "I so see this ending coming," but then that twist... reviewed January 9, 2006
Chicken Fabulous by tanguygetz Comedy
Fun film - always good to see the underdog get on top. The intercutting editing was well done, and while I agree with some the editing could have been tighter it didn't really distract me too much. I... reviewed January 8, 2006
B(R)EASTS by tanguygetz Horror
I thought it was pretty good. Fine editing, good voice acting, (then again, I don't know the ins-and-outs of French, so I may not know what I'm talking about ;) ) and a fine story. I've always hated i... reviewed January 8, 2006
Xmas Nightmare by hydrazoid Horror
Funny movie, you had me hooked with Santa coming in on a flying saucer. I kind of wish the ending had been slightly different - though you had me scared. The whole "come here and give me a hug" and "g... reviewed January 6, 2006
6th June 1944 by RB_Films Action
Not bad overall. You could have added some sound effects (machine gun, etc) over the scenes of the amphibious attack, and perhaps edited the scenes tighter. Also, I'm a little confused - weren't the a... reviewed January 6, 2006
It aint over yet by baktakor Comedy
No! No! Oh yeah? Well my unofficial score for this review is -203 stars! G'fa ha ha ha! What do you think of that, bone-man? HA HA HA HA HA!! VICTORY IS MINE! *ahem* Very entertaining film. I loved ... reviewed January 6, 2006
A Delicate Transfer by roomac18 Action
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I've always been a sucker for hitman movies ("The Professional Golgo 13" is one of my favorite films) so this suited me fine. The hitman was a great character, and I'm glad you went for a more complic...
reviewed January 6, 2006
The Curse of Shilo Woods by Dh_Hydra Horror
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Interesting concept. I'm always for those "what is reality" kind of plotlines. I also give you credit for playing with the fade outs. Only problem is they personally gave me a headache to watch - goin...
reviewed January 5, 2006
Dirty Christmas by boggeyb Action
Ha ha! Clever. Good voice work too. I liked that tree on the balcony on the end too. "Christmas is dirty." reviewed January 5, 2006
Atomic Saucer Men by zachoo Comedy
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Well, gotta love a movie that does what it advertises! This does look like a movie that two guys high on something would make. I gotta admit though - there was more clever editing/storytelling than ha...
reviewed January 5, 2006
Sonnet 60 by kellwyn Romance
Very original and well done, I must say. Like a previous reviewer said, a refreshing change from the run-of-the-mill romantic movies. reviewed January 4, 2006
The Creatures Revenge by cobralta Horror
Always good to see a monster not get the shaft and actually be a good guy for once. How did you do the growling? I assume you did it into a jar or glass, but I could be wrong. reviewed January 1, 2006
Death and Ennui by cathreese Action
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Interesting short movie (and the first good movie I've seen here in a while - the plethora of cliche or underdeveloped films around here has almost made me leave permanently) with some decent editing....
reviewed December 31, 2005
The Urban Suburbans by creambunny Action
After watching your Santa movie and then this, I'm going to bookmark your studio. This is good stuff. I loved the black guy banging on the door in the background - good tie in to the past scene. You ... reviewed December 27, 2005
Why germans get 1 star by pablo78 Comedy
Ain't that the truth? I especially love those people that say, "1 star - I couldn't understand the language." Uh...then why are you reviewing it? Pretty good, a little long for me near the end. (you ... reviewed December 26, 2005
Timmys Christmas (30 seconds of bliss) by ozman69 Comedy
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*sniff* The road to Hell is paved with good intentions :( I liked it. Short, but didn't have to be too long to get the gag across ;)
reviewed December 24, 2005
Santa en Da House by creambunny Comedy
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*sniff* Christmas specials always make me cry :( Funny stuff! I especially like the Adam Sandler-ish voice you gave Billy. Had me laughing all the way through.
reviewed December 23, 2005
The Elf Riot Of 97 by locojaws Comedy
There are a lot of dark humor going around this Christmas season, but this was the better one. I don't know what makes it work - maybe it's the [wash your mouth out!]iness of Santa and the fact he rea... reviewed December 17, 2005
Plague Storm by McCain Sci-Fi
That was pretty fun. I like this little world you've created with the different factions and powers, and I'm anxious to see any sequels. This is definately one of the more developed sci-fi movies, rat... reviewed December 16, 2005
Revenge by Lorgod Action
"Giving the sheriff a hard time" is a bit of an understatement for what the guy does ;) Pretty solid flick. Glad to see someone tweaking the bank robbery scene so it's not so typical. reviewed December 16, 2005
Dark Snowflake by Yogurt_King Horror
This has to be one of the most unique horror movies on this site, and I am now bookmarking this and your studio. I commend you for the effort you put into this with the timing and editing. It has a go... reviewed December 16, 2005
The Black Dahlia by TheMGMKid1 Action
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Well edited and with a story told well. And a good use of a sound effect in one scene too. Some classic old movie lines in there :)
reviewed December 16, 2005
Illegal Immigration and You! Illegally Rel by UrinatingTree Comedy
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I just have this feeling you are going to tick off so many people with this ;) But in my personal opinion I thought it was well done. Even if I disagreed with some parts, it was a heck of a lot bette...
reviewed December 16, 2005
The Last War by Kesti Sci-Fi
I've seen you advertise this around the forum, and I always felt bad because I keep saying to myself, "I'm going to watch this," but somehow get distracted. Well, I finally got around to seeing it and... reviewed December 16, 2005
The Trial of Chico Reyes by Dylen Horror
Nicely done, sir! Good use of editing, sound, and a good script too. Overall, I enjoyed watching this :) reviewed December 16, 2005
The One Man Action Movie by Buccura Action
Holy cow. It sounded crazy, but you pulled it off. Great editing! reviewed December 16, 2005
The Hand of God by TomServo3k Action
*Sniff* You did well sir. One of the first musicals on TMO. Commendable! reviewed December 15, 2005
Hovis Hollywood Legend by mixmasterfestus Comedy
Pretty funny, good editing, and solid voice acting. My only complaint would be that it might have worked well shorter. After five minutes the gag of Hovis just being in the background of a normal movi... reviewed December 15, 2005
Battleants Defend Jupiter by NoahWhtly Sci-Fi
Pretty decent for a first film :) For some reason the pacing dragged for me in the middle, but no other serious complaints. Scenes all tied together pretty well. Poor robots...they walked into certai... reviewed December 14, 2005
Copkiller by sarek13 Action
I hope its not "Das Ende" because it'd be a real bummer if K gets away :( Interesting action/drama, the premise turned me off at first but it's gone a more kind of psycho-hunt route. Wolf better get ... reviewed December 14, 2005
All TMO Fads DIE DIE DIE!!! by Buccura Comedy
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Oh my God, freggin' hilarious! I especially liked the 1-star ninja bit. Your movies always crack me up.
reviewed December 14, 2005
The 10th Planet by eddyryan Sci-Fi
Good voice acting, and I wasn't bothered too much by the pacing. It did pick up better at the end, but considering what it looks like you're going for a long pacing was a good choice. Good editing too... reviewed December 14, 2005
Fighting Blind by mixmasterfestus Action
I really liked it. You obviously put some effort into this, particularly with editing. Thank you for using the sniper scene but editing it to look different, I was getting tired of people using it the... reviewed December 14, 2005
Attack of the One Star Ninjas! by zombieeye Comedy
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Funny - too bad there isn't a "mass pile of bodies" scene in TM, you could have had a great visual gag with growing dead ninjas ;) You know the worse part about those ninjas? That one ninja used up s...
reviewed December 14, 2005
Edgar Allen Poes - The Telltale Heart by justin_in_bangor Horror
First off, I'm glad you took the advice of myself and others and took the first person route, it went well. Also, I am REALLY glad you put in the heartbeat. That's almost a given with any adaptation o... reviewed December 14, 2005
Friday the Halloween Nightmare by 1solitaryman Comedy
I gotta be honest - when I first saw the title I thought, "Oh God, another Friday the 13th fan film." But it was a heck of a lot better than I expected! Hilarious stuff. I love the TM in-game jokes. ... reviewed December 14, 2005
Ambush At Argon by jacksparrow2005pirate Sci-Fi
That was pretty fun to watch. I would just suggest watching those subtitles - they may have looked fine in-game, but in online quality they got pretty tricky to read. reviewed December 13, 2005
Name That Name The Game by SilkyBlue Comedy
Um...dang, I got a few of those... That wolf one was a bit too obvious, wasn't it? ;) reviewed December 13, 2005
Assult on Hill 30N by 55523394 Action
Cool watch. I personally didn't have any trouble knowing what time period it was. (seeing as how there weren't any M16's in WWII or Korea...) reviewed December 13, 2005
BEEEEEEEEER!! by Buccura Comedy
Ha ha! Oh my God, imagine my surprise, after having watched the internet movie several times, seeing this! That was awesome. I think you could have gotten more crazy on the "BEER!!!" parts, but still ... reviewed December 13, 2005
Bloodtown-Part 2(Trailer) by JMMartin Horror
Pfft. He got his revenge in the last one. How can he keep killing? I smell a company trying to make cheap money with a stupid sequal. ...that being said, I will be waiting ;) reviewed December 13, 2005
Bloodtown-The Beginning by JMMartin Horror
Story was a bit typical (kind of the "Prom Night," "I Know What You Did Last Summer," or even to some degree "Pumpkinhead" deal) though you may have wanted to go that route. But don't take that the wr... reviewed December 13, 2005
Family Powers Trailer by yonderboy Action
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Looks neat. Always good to see a trailer done well...and one that isn't longer than the movie it's advertising. ;)
reviewed December 12, 2005
Church of Blood by sorrow13 Horror
Interesting watch. Probably wasn't a good idea for me to watch this on an empty stomach. :) The way you moved around the narrative was unique, and though it took me a while to understand who some of t... reviewed December 11, 2005
Evil Overlord 101 - How To Deal With Heroes by slebrun Comedy
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Very witty! Very original :) Every villain should see this, highly recommended.
reviewed December 10, 2005
Tour The Movies! by yonderboy Comedy
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You, sir, have done the community a service.
reviewed December 10, 2005
PEGASUS by Reptilia Sci-Fi
That was so random for a while...but hey, at least I wasn't bored. :) Entertaining reviewed December 10, 2005
Space The void by Movieman330 Sci-Fi
Good start :) Just watch the typos in the subtitles. (armies, not "armys") Incidentally, why were the lasers not affecting the Vogoths at first and then suddenly they could be killed by them? reviewed December 9, 2005
Christmas Present for You by SilkyBlue Comedy
Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays! reviewed December 9, 2005
Killing in the Name by Alpha-Omega Horror
Holy cow, you're lucky I chanced by your studio, I had forgotten about this film. I do remember I liked it though. Any way, I'll help you out and repost what I said in your old version: "It must have... reviewed December 8, 2005
The Baggage Boy by raysmo Comedy
Please don't post AI made movies. reviewed December 8, 2005
The Baggage Boy - producers cut by LuciusVorenus Comedy
Two stars for the subliminal message idea, which was this film's swan song. reviewed December 8, 2005
Londons Civil war by Slayer57 Action
It was entertainig, but I was very confused. How did the civil war start again? First it's a guy assassinating people, then suddenly Londoners rising up against the government? I'm lost. reviewed December 8, 2005
SUPER MEGA LEZZYBEAN ACTION MOVIE!! by Buccura Comedy
The voices had me laughing all the way through. Good job with the out-of-game mumbling ;) I wish I had a sound clip of the one lesbian going, "Oooooh nooooooo..." reviewed December 8, 2005
Hell Service by Fuzion_Ent Horror
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Good start, though it almost seems like a movie in of itself, rather than a trailer ;) The only thing I would watch out for is the subtitles, some of them seemed to go by too fast.
reviewed December 8, 2005
The Alien Joy Ride by whydoyouwanttoknow Sci-Fi
That was OK, wasn't hilarious but worth my time watching. You had me laughing at the end :) "Can you stop shooting at the aliens?!" reviewed December 8, 2005
Call of Duty The Big Green One by KrazyKrakka101 Action
I agree the curse words were unnecessary, and the dialogue was just flat-out ridiculous. reviewed December 7, 2005
Toob boob by drybeanburrito Comedy
Moral of the story: when there's nothing on TV, just read a book! reviewed December 7, 2005
Alone In The Dark by ClaudeSpeed1 Action
How many times did we have to hear, "Awe hell no?" reviewed December 7, 2005
Hitman by Vatsulo Action
Simple enough premise, good execution. Can't see anything too wrong with it :) Nice job. reviewed December 7, 2005
Having sex with dead bodies by empireman Comedy
You had me laughing at the beginning, but it just dragged near the end. And a random ending that seems to serve just to end it as soon as possible. reviewed December 7, 2005
Saddle Up Sally by taswell Action
I was going to write a review, but really I don't know how to respond to that. reviewed December 7, 2005
Surprise by ryeberry Comedy
Two stars because it made me laugh a little. I was wondering what his name was until I looked back here. Ha ha. "Nut." Very funny Beavis. Couldn't you have shared this at the forum? reviewed December 7, 2005
Full Of Lead! by aarn777 Action
You had me laughing when they were making the cop and the bartender fight, I don't know if that was intentional or not ;) That was a good watch. A sad ending but like you said, the risk everyone takes. reviewed December 7, 2005
The Echo of War by ekho Action
That was a lot of fun to watch. :) Good use with the music and the sound effects as well. Only two things I noticed were he seemed a bit too happy some police had been shot up just so he could get his... reviewed December 7, 2005
December 7th by DBrent1411 Action
Ha, excellent timing for release :) Only a few questions though: if they're on the beach, who's bombing them? The Japanese bombed the harbor and outlying airfields, I don't recall them bombing any be... reviewed December 7, 2005
The Killings by greg101 Action
Interesting premise, but some editing hiccups, and be careful with the subtitles. Punctuation is your friend, and many of your subtitles seemed to be run-on sentences. It's also not a good idea to hav... reviewed December 7, 2005
One Sad Story by opk888 Action
I think you should have gone the comedy route. You had me laughing (maybe unintentionally) at the part where a woman farts and shoots a guy for not laughing at it. The romantic part...I dunno, seem un... reviewed December 6, 2005
George and Saddam by Colonel Cuthers Action
Well first off, I consider myself a conservative, but I thought this was pretty darn funny. I agree with others that it got a little dragged in the middle, but not too much to annoy me. Clever editing... reviewed December 5, 2005
Voice Overs - The True Story by rolandhulme Comedy
Fantastic! A simple concept I'm surprised no one's thought of before, but very creative nonetheless. Congratulations on a fine film :) reviewed December 5, 2005
Going to War by whydoyouwanttoknow Action
I thought it was pretty good. Real simple, almost wish like others that it could have been longer. Wasn't a bad film by any means. reviewed December 5, 2005
Nothing But Red by kaipan Horror
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VERY NICE! Not only was it nicely done in terms of editing, voice acting, (though my Cantonese is a little, uh, nonexistant) and pacing, overall it was a really great idea. It was certainly original, ...
reviewed December 5, 2005
Tijuana Truckstop by julious Action
Ah, male bonding... reviewed December 4, 2005
The Train 2 by micha83 Horror
I liked it. I liked it's mental point-of-view, and the different twists through out it. You had an idea and explored it well. I take a star down mostly for the errors. I know, I know, English isn't y... reviewed December 4, 2005
Dances With Monkeys by Coolphil Comedy
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Hilarious! I wrote more at the forum
reviewed December 3, 2005
The Greatest Rant of All Time by jordanliles Comedy
I have two things to say: 1) I agree with you 100% 2) Where can I find "The Books?" Is that released yet, or did they push it back? reviewed December 3, 2005
The Video Game by lestatslover Horror
It was a good watch. I liked the concept and the little plot twist. The only part that got me was the transition after the twist - I mean, someone dies and he goes back to playing the game? Talk about... reviewed December 3, 2005
What Went Wrong by markrichardbehenna Romance
Well done. It touched me because I had a friend like that, and a few things seemed almost too real. Well edited, subtitles were done very well, and overall I approve of this movie. reviewed December 3, 2005
Operation Clean Sweep by McCain Action
Good for your first "big" movie. :) I may have opted to give the American the army's version of the Thompson (rather than the gangster version) if you were going for accuracy, but otherwise no other c... reviewed December 3, 2005
Serious Sam The Big killin spree Begins! by BuddyNate Action
Well, I liked it. These people have the life I must say - killing monsters all day, etc. Also, I think this is the first time I've heard action heroes refer to their enemy monster as "goober." reviewed December 2, 2005
Deal of a Lifetime Meet the Brother by EychWolfeh Action
Well three stars only because it was awfully shorter than the rest. Disappointing :( Me want more. Subtitles and editing has improved however, so I have no decided to up it to four stars. Congratulations :P reviewed December 2, 2005
Deal of a Lifetime Rings of Crime by EychWolfeh Action
Good continuation, though is that the end for Suit? Dang, we're running low on characters at this rate. :O Some editing problems in there like the very last scene, be on the lookout for that. reviewed December 2, 2005
Deal of a Lifetime by EychWolfeh Action
Pretty funny. The shirt guy wasn't uh...very competant was he? Interesting characters, the fade-outs were distracting but if you said they were intentional then so be it ;) reviewed December 2, 2005
You Want 5 Stars I Got 5 Stars by richke Comedy
I'll put my review up at the forum. reviewed December 1, 2005
The Truce of 1914 by augie64 Action
I'll post my full review at the forum. reviewed December 1, 2005
The Last Man on Earth by BrenJC Sci-Fi
A lesson for all the kids out there. Though I think the guy just needed a girlfriend. Would have been "interesting" if after he said "Wow some people don't even deserve to live" he decides to be the ... reviewed December 1, 2005
Hoin by groovdafied Action
Fascinating. reviewed December 1, 2005
The End of Everything by mdizzog Romance
*sigh* Seems like they always...uh...get away. Interesting watch, I actually tend to avoid romances, don't know what brought me to this one but I liked it. Makes me wonder what those horrible things ... reviewed December 1, 2005
The Vat by cycoproductionstw Horror
Classic monster movie set-up, including the twist ending. I approve :) The only thing that struck me was I was laughing unintentionally at the subtitles sometimes - I kept reading "HOOOOOMMMEEEE" as "... reviewed November 30, 2005
Inside the Actors Studio by MuVies Comedy
"I need another incompetant secretary like I need another weak political reference." Oh my God, BRILLIANT man! Hilarious all the way through. Great gags in here. I'm definately saving this one. "My ... reviewed November 30, 2005
Capt Heathrow and his Space Vixens! by ner0sputnik Comedy
So where were the space vixenS, huh? I only saw one! Or were the aliens the vixens? Uh...I'm confused, but that robot kicked butt. reviewed November 30, 2005
dawn of war by orkymike1 Sci-Fi
I'm a little lost as to what happened, but I really like this world you've set up with the uniforms and such. reviewed November 30, 2005
AED- Attack Elemenation Destroy(I) (dteng) by MausStudio Action
After watching AED2 I came over here - I tried looking for AED1 beforehand but somehow I missed it. I have to say I am even more content in my score of 5 stars for AED1. The sequel was far better to t... reviewed November 30, 2005
AED 2 by MausStudio Action
Hey, I know a bit of German (I used to live there) but even if I didn't, I have to say just watching this film I can see it's good. You put a lot of outside time and effort into it, and for that I com... reviewed November 30, 2005
Join our Empire by whydoyouwanttoknow Sci-Fi
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Pretty cool stuff. I liked the ending, also I was glad to see the Office set get used for something other than gangster movies :)
reviewed November 30, 2005
Curves 3 The Misandrist by scoobdoo Romance
Nice. Good timing on some of the gags, especially the "differences" one. reviewed November 30, 2005
Curves 2 Man Hater by scoobdoo Romance
Ha ha, I liked that even more than the first one. With all the films on this site involving violence against women, it's nice to see a woman fighting back for a change ;) reviewed November 30, 2005
Curves by scoobdoo Romance
Holy cow. When a woman approaches you and offers to make you her sex slave - just say no! reviewed November 30, 2005
The Night of Nights by RENEGADE371 Horror
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Real interesting beginning, but the storyline became really random near the end. Sounded like there were some sound errors through out the thing, but I don't hold that against you too much.
reviewed November 30, 2005
Arms Dealers trailer by pendragon854 Action
Based on a true story, huh? Can't wait. reviewed November 30, 2005
The Book about Him by glynner Horror
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I like it. Some damn fine editing you had there :)
reviewed November 30, 2005
Pleased To Meat You! by pearsonhouse Horror
Had a great build-up there, I just wish you had done more with it at the end. reviewed November 30, 2005
Church Of Blood by davey329 Horror
Clever way of doing the transformation scene at the end. reviewed November 28, 2005
The Doughboys by ami_silberman Action
It was simple, but didn't seem to do much except show off the scenes and actions you have. Plus, what did this have to do with "All Quiet On the Western Front?" reviewed November 28, 2005
The War in Armageddon by MarcosH Action
It was all right until it suddenly ended with two really quick scenes, which I'll admit was entertaining...unintentionally. Other than that, it was pointless. reviewed November 28, 2005
Fine Honey Wannabe and Butcher by kastle Comedy
I would have enjoyed it if it didn't make me want to dive headfirst into the monitor and end the pain. reviewed November 28, 2005
Writers Block by kodenkabau Comedy
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Funny stuff. I had trouble understanding it at first because the music was louder than the talking. Good work though :)
reviewed November 28, 2005
The story of Z90 by satchmo Sci-Fi
MUUUUUCH better, you fixed the ending sequences. I approve of it now ;) reviewed November 28, 2005
Soldiers Of Honor by DavidSS Action
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Wow, GREAT editing job! The problem with doing war films in "The Movies" is that the scenes drag out for so long you have a problem with pace, but you've gotten around that. I'm in the process of maki...
reviewed November 28, 2005
The story of Z90 by satchmo Sci-Fi
Interesting idea. I too was bothered by the reuse of the same scene almost four or five times near the end (I think I actually lost count) but everything before and after was fine. Some typos in the s... reviewed November 28, 2005
Zombie Rider The Tale Of Zombie Rider by madman12300 Action
Pretty good start. I hope you continue it. reviewed November 28, 2005
Mafia Incognito Bloodlines by MonkeyMan9 Action
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Pretty good movie. I give you props for making 25 minutes worth of film. But here's what I take down for: I honestly feel like the storyline dragged. It should have ended with the shot of the homeles...
reviewed November 27, 2005
Gamers Revenge (FUNNY Stuff Here) by justin_in_bangor Comedy
I love it when a plan comes together too 8) Loved the Chris Lowe look-alike. reviewed November 26, 2005
To kill or not to kill by killershrew Action
Good watch. Glad to see people can still make capable westerns on this site. And always good to see Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone in a movie ;) reviewed November 26, 2005
The Library Siege by whydoyouwanttoknow Action
Action Jackson Quarterly says, "A fun standoff movie with police trying to do their job and terrorists willing to do anything to get what they want. Though I wonder why the police would send two guys ... reviewed November 25, 2005
Take Down by lestatslover Action
Pretty straight forward story with a decent delivery, I just take down mostly for the spelling errors. reviewed November 24, 2005
Ju Triad by vegasesd Action
So it was simply a fight scene? In the end I feel like all I did was watch someone show me an example of what you could do in The Movies. reviewed November 24, 2005
Hello Mr Nightmare by Buccura Horror
I liked it, original and well done, particularly the voice overs and the use of subtitles. (nice job there) reviewed November 24, 2005
The Hit by moneyshotmovies Action
Well I liked it for the showdown aspect and the build-up, though it gets a bit ruined with the cheap ending. I mean...well OK it was funny, but too bad for those two guys. reviewed November 24, 2005
Painkiller by therealskywolf Action
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Well first I give you credit for working on a 17 minute movie, that had to be time consuming. Overall I liked what you did here, classic revenge story with a classic war-vet-gone-bad character. (almos...
reviewed November 23, 2005
A Reason to Kill by Breakfastmachine Action
Funny stuff! Nice job voice acting, and liked the way you did the driving gag. reviewed November 22, 2005
The Silent Assassin 2 Blood Train by Killbot2000 Action
Yes, I like it too, can't wait to see how it's resolved. reviewed November 20, 2005
Zombie Diner by novotny Horror
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Ah, don't we all have those moments :)
reviewed November 20, 2005
Gangsters 3 The Revenge by Blackstorm Action
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Fine conclusion. Too bad about Benny :)
reviewed November 19, 2005
Inhuman Assassin 0 Favor by Buccura Sci-Fi
Ha! Great to see the further adventures of the alien assassin :) I'll have to watch the sequels too. BTW, glad the same director and actress have been on board all the time ;) reviewed November 19, 2005
CODE RED by MIKE101X Action
I wish it had gone quicker at the beginning, but I'd love to see more of "Code Red," looks like it's got some serious potential. reviewed November 18, 2005
The Hunters and the Hunted by irishred Action
Fascinating. First time I've ever rooted for a terrorist ;) reviewed November 18, 2005
Assasins Revenge Part 1 by tkmaster Action
Good start. Can't wait for part II ;) Incidentally, I think the word assassin is spelled with two s's reviewed November 17, 2005
The Assassin by Carnick Action
Pretty good, I thought it was going to be a cheap action flick but it took the word "assassin" to a different meaning. The music and pacing actually made me feel sorry for the guy. Well done ;) reviewed November 17, 2005
Operation Golden Force by Undarden Sci-Fi
That was REALLY good. I loved the unique way in which you told the story, a kind of documentary style. (plus I liked narration reminded me of David Warner, which is good ;) ) I also liked the way the ... reviewed November 17, 2005
Human Cost by mafia Action
In terms of filming and things working together, it was OK. Just would have been nice to have some plot. I'm hoping Human Cost 2 goes into that ;) reviewed November 17, 2005
The Battle of Karkand by tark1n Action
Worth watching for that last part. Made the internet speak make sense ;) reviewed November 17, 2005
Gladius by Red7 Sci-Fi
I like the potential here, but I would have liked to see more with the story. The girl's ultimately didn't seem to do anything, and the ending feels like it cuts off any real closing for stories that ... reviewed November 17, 2005
I-09 by chaotix66 Action
Ha ha! Thank you, that was a fun watch. :) The music fit well. reviewed November 16, 2005
Knights of columbus by EXblackheart Action
The heck was that? reviewed November 16, 2005
The Spaceship Was Lost by mpd_224 Sci-Fi
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So many lives lost for a television :( Ah, nothing like an action movie with lots of alien killing. I approve.
reviewed November 16, 2005
The Weight Is More by Fierce_Productions Romance
Dang, ya had me interested and then it ends. I'd love for you to develop that story. reviewed November 16, 2005
Even Cops Dial 911 by Daniel_James Action
Well done narrative/scene-wise. The voice overs worked, though some were kind of hard to understand. (Though don't worry too much because I could still understand what was going on) I like the title too. reviewed November 16, 2005
The Mist of Mind by ETHERUK Horror
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That was cool, the generated voices worked nicely for you. I loved those old hammer films. Just one question though - aren't Bobbies unarmed? ;)
reviewed November 16, 2005
Killing in the Name by Alpha-Omega Horror
It must have taken you a while to make that, but it was a fun watch. The priest was a fun character, I hope Alex Ash gets to star in other movies ;) I liked the closing shot of the destroyed city. reviewed November 14, 2005
Inhuman Assassin by Buccura Sci-Fi
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VERY well done. The action scenes were actually fun, and you had some nice editing in there as well. I also liked the invisible neck-breaking. Good idea :)
reviewed November 14, 2005
Steiner - 1940 by Hinkel Action
Can't wait ;) reviewed November 14, 2005
Caen by olgoat Action
Hey, nice. Glad to see some other war mannequin besides the WWII American one :) And the storyline was pretty solid, pretty much a "survive the night" kind of story. (but I always liked those) reviewed November 14, 2005
Yakuza Honor - Betrayal! by jcisadirector Action
I wrote my review up at the forum ;) reviewed November 14, 2005
Evil Dead 2 Dead By Dawn by itani Horror
Nice update of the last one. The voices from the film gave me a good laugh, well done ;) So will the next one be Army of Darkness? reviewed November 14, 2005
Its banned for a reason by TomServo3k Comedy
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Loved it. Wrote my review at the forum :)
reviewed November 14, 2005
Wanted by walterscscs Action
I like the character, don't know how detailed you can go into him though. He defines himself as a kind of incompetant form of Sam Spade :) reviewed November 14, 2005
Nightmare by DNR Action
I'll write my critique of it at your thread in the forum. reviewed November 13, 2005
Nightmare Continued by DNR Action
I'll write my critique at your thread in the forum. :) reviewed November 13, 2005
The Battle for Endari-7 by MalaclypseTheYounger Sci-Fi
Good work. I also critiqued at your forum thread. reviewed November 13, 2005
LIfe of Crime Part One by Pat_Corcoran Action
I'll write my critique on the forum. reviewed November 13, 2005
The Evil Dead by itani Horror
Bicentennial Gazette says, "Four stars! Wonderful acting by the lead Joana Buciscanu, who makes use of a small budget and low cast to make a proper homage to Sam Raimi's classic horror trilogy. Using ... reviewed November 13, 2005
The Abandoned by Atmosphear Horror
I critiqued it at the forum :) reviewed November 13, 2005
Black Bullet by Monophonic Action
Ha, perfect. You must've put a lot of effort into this, that's the most extras I've seen in a movie thus far. Had all the great parts of a blaxpoitation flick: a superior who does things by the book, ... reviewed November 13, 2005
Return of the 6th Street Psycho by Chubz Horror
I wrote what I thought at the forum ;) reviewed November 13, 2005
Lord of Berlin by Patriot84 Action
VERY good. reviewed November 13, 2005
The 6th Street Horror by Chubz Horror
No Review reviewed November 13, 2005
Girlhunter by Silverback11 Horror
Three starts because I wish it could be longer. I mean, two dead bodies? C'mon, that's weak for a serial killer. What you had was fairly suspenseful though. Tell me there'll be a Girlhunter 2 ;) reviewed November 12, 2005
Feed by XA56 Horror
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Creative ending shot
reviewed November 12, 2005
Gorilla Warfare! by jakethejackr Comedy
Loved the subtitles :) reviewed November 12, 2005
Wifebeater by wildstyle75 Comedy
I love a movie where the guy gets the girl...killed. reviewed November 12, 2005
Not Our Women! by orcprincess Sci-Fi
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Holy cow, 12 minutes? I commend you for working on that much. Very fun though, I liked it. I can tell you had fun with it.
reviewed November 12, 2005
Breath Of Despair by wildstyle75 Action
Excessive - but entertaining ;) I didn't quite understand why he would tell a girl to do what he says and then shoot her, and I would have cut down on the Ms. Carducci mourning scene, but otherwise it was good. reviewed November 12, 2005
NINJA IN SPACE by mattiasb Sci-Fi
Sad thing is I've seen Kung Fu movies with similar dialogue reviewed November 12, 2005
The Nazis Touched my Wife by cpthawkeye Comedy
Ha ha. Original :) reviewed November 12, 2005
Hell Is For The Dead by AlexStar6 Horror
Kinda convenient to find an M16 in the basement of a shack, wasn't it? ;) reviewed November 12, 2005
Night of the Vampire by TomStrong Horror
Thank God for askjeeves :) reviewed November 12, 2005
Vietzom by bigdaddybmiles35 Horror
Interesting idea, though I wish the ending was a bit more fleshed out. It feels like it just sort of ends. Also, why did they abandon their guns so quickly? They should have kept them to dish out thos... reviewed November 12, 2005
Prairie Wolf by Gnilbert Horror
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Wow, really fun watch. I liked the idea of a western/horror cross, wish I could see more like that. (or at least more done as succesfully)
reviewed November 12, 2005
Criminals Row by natrix6603 Action
Fun watch. I liked the ending. reviewed November 12, 2005
Die Stunde by ZHORKAN Action
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That was pretty fun to watch. The timing on the deaths were actually good too. (I tend to see them delayed for too long - it looked like they shot them this time) I liked the psycho dialogue with the sniper.
reviewed November 12, 2005