_Troglokhan_
Number of Movies: 2
Number of Winning Movies: 0
Average Rating Received: 4.36

Number of Movies Reviewed: 59
Number of Reviews Given that were Featured: 0
Average Rating Given: 2.81
 
Movies Released by _Troglokhan_
Crimson Acid Action
A short action film, it's really more of an introduction. I was trying for the whole dystopian future bit. I dunno. Enjoy. In response to the reviews: Alot of people are commenting on the horses. ... posted August 11, 2006
Adolf Hitler Ruined My Party - A Jews Tale Comedy
Some Jewish guy has a party. Then Hitler and the SS show up. THE OUTCOME IS TRAGIC. posted February 10, 2006
 
Movies Reviewed by _Troglokhan_
WERE BEING ATTACKED! by nikonf65 Sci-Fi
Boring, uninspired rubbish. I knew I was in for a treat when the entire first minute of the film - that is, the entire first quarter of the film - just showed a spaceship going by. Really. Really... reviewed August 19, 2006
Monster!!!! by tom777 Comedy
Plot made no sense and the VO was bad. reviewed August 19, 2006
Doctor Who by mollyrulz9999 Sci-Fi
That was awful. If you're going to do VO then at least plan what you're going to say beforehand. reviewed August 19, 2006
Ray and Silent Bill A Jason Riggs story by TheDreamMaster Comedy
Not fantastic but that was pretty good. Shame it wasn't longer. reviewed August 17, 2006
The B Boy by tadghduffy Comedy
I don't understand the point in uploading this to be frankly honest. It's barely a movie. reviewed August 15, 2006
Strike Team Alpha------Part Two by Maximusghost12 Action
So much for a series. I guess you ran out of ideas after the whole zombie thing. This is almost exactly the same as the film that preceded it, with a few silly mistakes thrown in such as night and da... reviewed August 15, 2006
Santa on the run by tadghduffy Horror
Rubbish. reviewed August 15, 2006
SILENT TOWN (Trailer) by danielbach Horror
Looks alot like Silent Hill, but that's no bad thing. This looks ace. reviewed August 15, 2006
WWll by BetaKahn Action
There were very few women in the German army, and definately no blacks. This was also devoid of a storyline. reviewed August 15, 2006
The Assasin (trailor) by Jeefey Action
Not long enough to draw any real conclusions about the film. Aside from the fact that you misspelled the title, of course. reviewed August 15, 2006
Police by spielberg95 Action
Two in one day? Two what in one day? Two crimes? Yeah, I can see how having to deal with TWO crimes (including someone speeding! Gawd!) in one day would be really unusual for a policeman. Especially a... reviewed August 15, 2006
Survival! by kanru Horror
Wow. Yeah. That was pretty bad. No voiceovers or subs means it's difficult to tell exactly what is going on. Can't even put a name to each character. It was stupid that you had the zombies doing ina... reviewed August 15, 2006
Strike Team Alpha------Part one by Maximusghost12 Action
"This film features no dialog as i wanted to see how i could convey emotion without the need for speech, i think it works quite well!" Well I don't. For one thing there are no emotions to convey in... reviewed August 15, 2006
The Once and Future Queen by Vrai Romance
No dialogue. No clear storyline. This is rubbish. reviewed August 15, 2006
Dead Row by punisher14 Action
Fail to see how anyone could rate this 5 star. There was no real storyline. reviewed August 15, 2006
Lock In by iamkeith Sci-Fi
Without subtitles or any form of speech there isnt much of a movie to review. reviewed August 15, 2006
They Grow Not Old by Beery1 Action
Powerful stuff. No lowpoints here. The narrative was great, the action was good without being ott, and the tragedy of the battle really hit home. reviewed August 14, 2006
So Here I Am by mixmasterfestus Horror
Short and sweet. Nothing particularly groundbreaking but it definately kept my attention. reviewed August 13, 2006
The battle of the Somme by edlittlehands Action
Not bad by any stretch but not great either. What you've basically done is show a bunch of British soldiers getting shot, which I suppose does convey the slaughter in a "slap with a wet fish" kind o... reviewed August 13, 2006
Battle For Earth First Contact by cruise1970 Sci-Fi
The invasion scenes were very good, and there were no real low points. My one real criticism would be that the Robot/Alien voices are too distorted to make out for most of the time, and so subtitles s... reviewed August 13, 2006
Mad About You by buttermilkbiscuits Comedy
Without VO's or subs this is just a collection of images. reviewed August 13, 2006
Friday the 13th - Tommys Revenge by m4rk76 Horror
Outtakes werent funny but aside from that this was a pretty solid movie. reviewed August 13, 2006
How Billy Ruled The World by Seam Comedy
Just awful in every possible way. The dialogue was piss-poor, and there was no storyline which suggests to me that you just made this up as you went along. I fail to see how anyone could genuinely thi... reviewed August 13, 2006
Not Another Zombie Movie by Mangomonkey28 Action
Tedious and generally poor. My two pet hates are pre-pubescent voiceovers and obviously improvised dialogue, and this movie had plenty of both. Throw in a disjointed plotline and the result is this ... reviewed August 12, 2006
World War 2 A Day To Remember by Mohnke Action
My god that was awful. I mean really bad. The guns were wrong, most of the uniforms were wrong, the dialogue was awful and obviously improvised. Sometimes you can't even tell who is meant to be talkin... reviewed August 12, 2006
Dial (trailer) by directorjack Horror
Looks like a good horror romp. The trailer doesnt give much away as to the quality or storyline of the final movie. reviewed August 12, 2006
Space Apes by FaygoFreek Action
The random fart noises made me laugh although it was hardly comedy genius. reviewed August 12, 2006
Knocking on heavens Door by Quackerstheduck7 Action
Not alot of plot going on there. There are some good moments, but it all feels a little disjointed. In particular, the "I've been bitten" line felt really out of place - the guy's facial expression di... reviewed August 12, 2006
The Dirtbags by abeautifulmess Comedy
I like the concept and the humour reminds me alot of the british tv series "Bottom", I don't know if you were influenced by it but it is a similar brand of comedy. My main criticism would be that ther... reviewed August 12, 2006
Tales of Vietnam by empire_studios Action
Kinda stupid. Lots of errors, such as someone killed by gunfire being resurrected by CPR and VC droplining from helicopters. Also, if there were the only two survivors, how would the general guy know ... reviewed August 12, 2006
Human Intent by Ofofe Sci-Fi
I don't know what the hell just happened. reviewed August 12, 2006
SPY COMEDY preveiw by sleepy880 Action
"Here comes a comedy with no brains". That's pretty obvious if this trailer is anything to go by. reviewed August 11, 2006
A Brothers Revenge - The Beginning by zerichie Action
Great script and voice acting. Eagerly awaiting the next installment! reviewed August 11, 2006
Planet Of The Apes by 123454321 Comedy
Just stupid. Incoherent plot and dialogue. Nothing else to say really. reviewed August 11, 2006
Wanted Dead Not Alive by mochachi Action
No real plot and the pre-pubescent voiceovers get really irritating by the end of the movie. reviewed August 11, 2006
KIN by jpwood Horror
It's a bit flawed but that was very good in parts. SFX fitted very well when the telekinesis was used, very chilling. I think if it were polished a little this could go beyond being good. The endin... reviewed August 11, 2006
Crazy Too by fdelery Comedy
Short and stupid, but then you obviously didnt take this one too seriously when making it. The spoken dialogue made me laugh out loud more than once. Influenced by Kung Pow, I think? reviewed August 11, 2006
Dark City Secrets by R3ign Horror
The voiceovers weren't just bad, they were actually really irritating. I also get the idea that the dialogue was improvised. The plot was pretty standard fare and not very imaginative, but it was wel... reviewed August 11, 2006
Hokeymon Rage by gummer Comedy
That was really funny. Great voice acting too. reviewed August 11, 2006
Wild Justice by webbo2005 Action
I think I missed something as far as the testicles thing is concerned. The best thing about this movie was easily the gunfight, very well put together. reviewed August 11, 2006
The Fan by janedoe Horror
Better than most but not ground-breaking. reviewed August 10, 2006
Contract - Santa by Rusty-nail Comedy
I didnt have high hopes, but that was actually really good! Fun and quirky with some genuinely funny moments. I liked it. reviewed August 10, 2006
Battle For Earth by Rez_ryu Sci-Fi
Too long and very tedious. There are alot of inconsistencies and things which do not otherwise make sense, such as that the last surviving humans all wear pristine dinner suits. You take time to name ... reviewed August 10, 2006
SpaceweedsChapter 1 by Garribaldy Comedy
Scottish accents are funny by nature so I got a few laughs out of this. reviewed August 10, 2006
Dont Make Me Axe You Again by FluffyBunnii Horror
It was coherent and the storyline was easy to follow, but there is nothing new here. reviewed August 10, 2006
Dont Stop Me Now! by handsofmygame Comedy
That was really stupid. reviewed August 10, 2006
The Angel of Darkness - Episode 1 by Juiced Horror
Really needs subtitles. At the moment it's just a random mishmash of events. reviewed August 10, 2006
whos in the news!(full vo) by joshscott Comedy
Some genuinely funny moments there, and some good voice acting too. Shame that the voice audio came out a little distorted. reviewed August 10, 2006
Surgery Santa by banansoufle Comedy
I think you combined the alien head with a santa suit by accident and then tried to make a movie about it. To be fair the voice acting wasnt the worst I've heared, but you need a better concept to work with. reviewed August 10, 2006
The Ultimate Showdown by chrisedmond Comedy
Great job translating the song into a video, it kept me entertained. reviewed August 10, 2006
Brokeback Warewolf by 6-Headedmonster Comedy
Great movie, good idea and very well executed. reviewed February 11, 2006
Night of the Living Dead 3The Dead Reaturn by fatboy1o1 Horror
I guess my main criticism is that it's a bit boring. Not much really happens. I mean we have zombies, and a guy escaping or whatever, but not much else. Not a bad effort. reviewed February 10, 2006
Cavalry Thunder by reh888 Action
It was shaping up nicely, very good openning, but I feel that it fell apart towards the end. A bit more dialogue may have been helpful. reviewed February 10, 2006
British Ninja Hates Clowns by Tigerlover Comedy
Again, short and sweet. Made me laugh. reviewed February 10, 2006
Aliens Invade New York by Tigerlover Sci-Fi
Short and sweet, and pretty funny. I liked it. reviewed February 10, 2006
Misunderstood Genius (Part 1) by 02PARSIM Horror
Excellent work, very well scripted and put together. Great storyline. I can't fault this at all. reviewed February 10, 2006
Demon Police by davidpb Action
"I'm actually a zombie, I work part time". It made me chuckle. A novel idea, and there were some pretty funny lines in there. reviewed February 10, 2006
back to the civil war( af) by hardred Action
The dialogue needs improving, but it's well put together and I like the idea behind it. reviewed February 10, 2006
Unalive! by medeaviolia Horror
Despite the messed up sound, that was very watchable. It's obvious that alot of time and effort has gone into making this. reviewed February 10, 2006