Con The Don - The Hitman Strikes
Studio: andy_inc
Review Count: 25
Average Rating: 4.8 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 7 minutes 0 seconds
Posted on: March 26, 2008
Film Description
Con The Don: Episode One: The Hitman Strikes
In this episode of Con The Don...
After Con the Don's trusted hitman lands himself in jail, the Con must decide who will replace him... Don style!

Rated: PG

Set dressing mod from DCModding
Blue 19'er + Floor Tiles by Tarison, available on DCModding
Pool Table by me available on 8eyedbaby
Greek Houses by MGM available on Skinshack
Empty Buildings + Room buildings by Riley man
Buildings as Props from DCModding (?)

Frosty_Frost09 as Harry the Hitman
Andy_Inc as: Everyone else


Country music from the public domain country music pack by

Jabhacksoul available on 8eyedbaby

"Time Traveller" and the theme song by me, made with E-jay techno and Magix Music Maker.

Various sound effects from MixCraft

Harry Intro 1 from MixCraft


Every week, there will be a question for you guys, with a chance to win some VC's! To answer the questions, simply Private Message me the answer on the Lionhead Forums, or be the first to post the answer in your review or on the thread. The amount of VC's, will be the amount that the film receives in reviews for the week. This week's question is:

"Which character rides past the Don at the beginning in the very first scene?"

THE ANSWER: - The Arthritis Granny!
- jakechief

This series is good. It's funny in every way.

Posted on August 4, 2008
- Master007

Nice beginning to a humorous series.

Posted on July 12, 2008
- MefuneAkira



Boobies....hit man sniper...wait a sec�?? -Good stuff!

Love the hat shot.

Great VO's, script, editing and sets.

A whole lotta fun with this one Andy!

Mefune Akira
L.M.A.O. Studios

Posted on June 23, 2008
- markrichardbehenna

Con The Don sure isn't going to win any awards. Though it's humour does have a certain charm, this isn't revealed until the second half of the movie. Con (The Don) orders Sammy the transvestite to "entertain" him (eww). Dance puppet, dance! Sammy begins telling him the tale of how Con's trusted hitman landed himself in jail.

This tale involves random Spartan references and a street race through Legoland. What is this - Family Guy? Spew as many cultural references as you can within the time limit? Anybody who knows his way around the Internet will realize the 300 film has been done to death. Do not pass go, do not collect £200.

Plenty of gags after that are not subtle enough in their delivery. My favourite scene would be when Harry is sniping and gets distracted by "foreign objects." Then when he shoots back at his target, his bullets go all over the place. The only couple of scenes which were genuinely amusing. The slap fight was lame but salvageable when the opponent begun coughing up blood.

Music lightened the mood, playing a part in a couple of quips. Voiceovers were average. Yes... average would be an adequate description. This whole movie is just one big fat meh.

Posted on June 21, 2008
- amateur-associates

Absolutely brilliant. I like your use of mods, but the dialogue was what made this movie for me, especially the lines that came right out of the blue, like the references in the beginning to "300". I was definitely impressed, and I thought this was hilarious. Step two for me is to go watch the other four movies.

Posted on June 15, 2008
- Ellis07

Wow, that was terrific, really incredibly done. I really liked laughing bits, it was sure funny. You really kept the energy going throughout the movie and it seems you've already had some excellent responses. I'm pleased with the success that's come out of this. Great work Andy!

Posted on June 12, 2008
- kidman6

lol!! This is a funny episode. I never knew slapping is more deadly than snipers. rofl. 4 SPARDA!!!!!!!

Posted on June 11, 2008
- rysto

Crazy, zany sniper shoot out!

Posted on June 5, 2008
- IgorS

Well? that was absolutely stupid and funny. So 5 stars to you for that!

Posted on June 1, 2008
- dude123456HasReturned

Teh Poptart Kid's Review Corner

Very entertaining. I couldn't stop laughing when the hitman was looking through his scope. Hee hee hee.

Teh Poptart Kid sends his regards.

5 stars, capishe?


Posted on April 26, 2008
- TheFlyingDuDe-Films

Hehe yes that's pure comedy! Absolutely hilarious, loved it! =)

Posted on April 21, 2008
- piotrtheman

This is definately not like the empire series, but... it's Con the Don series!!
Nice movie, Andy! Loved it, many humorous flicks and moments!
Film on!


Posted on March 31, 2008
- Marine101

Definetly not like Underbelly but a gangster film you would never expect. So is this what you did during your holidays? A comedy gangster film...whats next...Zombies meet chickens...

Some nice acting with some good dialog and funny moments. Frosty was definetly the star. Good music also. I do agree with Sparky, I thought it was going to be a serious gangster film but when I saw this in comedy, I thought "Your joking right, Andy would never..." and by god you weren't joking and yet you pulled it off well. What happened to that old lady? Is the next episode based on her? Con The Don:The Old Lady Strikes

Overall, an interesting new film from you. Be interested to see whats in store for Part2.

Good work, nuff said...

Posted on March 30, 2008
- kuroken

As somebody who knows Andy's work mostly through the Empire series, I had no idea what to expect here.

I'm still in shock.

Some very funny, very clever bits here, Frosty finally gets the chance to act like his neighbors, Andy gets to do 20 roles in three different voices....

And not a Guntharin in sight....

Posted on March 29, 2008
- EthanRunt

This Is MY Cup of Tea, milk, sugar, hot water and a teabag left to settle in the flavour, then stirred together to create a taste sensation. The radio sequence was like a nice chocolate biccie, you dip in in there a few times and bite it, soft, sweet and oh so delecious.
Hilarious, insane, clever and just magnificent, well done Sir.

Posted on March 29, 2008
- thebiz

This entire enterprise has the fantastic energy of a really good joke, from the name of the series to the vo audition release and finally to its first installment. Thoroughly enjoyable, I sat watching with a big grin on my face and feeding off the fun you obviously are having with the series. Its a rare type of movie that gives off such a fun vibe. Cant wait for more.

Posted on March 27, 2008
- sparky1512

Oh Andy, you are so delightfully odd. For some STUPID reason, when i saw this mini-series being advertised in the forums, i thought it was gona be a SERIOUS gangster film. How blind and misinformed i was.

What we have here is The Godfather meets Fargo - a comically surreal movie about Mafia Hitmen and the trials and tribulations they face. Nicely done as always, your vo's well done but perhaps a bit too similar, Frosty did a great job as the 'hick-man' (see what i did there?)


Posted on March 27, 2008
- nexusinteract

Not my cup of fine tea, but this although lacking interest-boosters, gave a good directed webisode.

Posted on March 26, 2008
- frosty_frost09

lol. "then we shall race in the shade". I was lauging my ass off thorugh the whole movie, The reace scene was quite funny with the old lady,lol. The sniper scene was well done, and the VOs (excluding mine) were great. I can't wait for episode 2 of Con the Don!

Posted on March 26, 2008
- ubernewbie

Andy made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I hearthly endorse this product and/or event.

Posted on March 26, 2008
- YamiMarik

Boobies.....ew man boobies
Had to be the best line ever :P

First episode was good and funny one. Love the ole' grandma taking forever to cross the road so the race can resume. Camera angles were excellent especially with the building mods. Set dressing was good looking too, saw some things I've never seen before. Had some funny jokes and good VOs. I really enjoyed this episode and can't wait for the next one!

Posted on March 26, 2008
- bladezd

lol he slaped the hell out of him and then he died lol and came back when it was over and the old lady walking slow that was genius lol rate my new movie addicted to world of warcraft volume 1

Posted on March 26, 2008
- nukester

Gotta love the funky music and the granny riding away :-) Yee HA!!

Con the Don who's a Con? Episode one is a good start to this series with some refreshing visuals and scene choice. Loved the race sequence and the sniper scene was pretty well implemented. Great use of overlays, some nifty dialogue and good editting to make Episode one worth the watch.

Keep up the good work and until Episode II,

Nuke Well for Con The Don!!!!

Posted on March 26, 2008
- Chris62

If you get a chance please reveiw greek and persian war thanks.

Posted on March 26, 2008

Best work of your life in history!!!!
If you were a real director and had this i would nominate you for best mini-series!!!
Im so aw man i cant say speechless!!!
Great way in the beginning of show the main plot ahead. Great laughs in on it. I just think its brillent.
COuld you please tell me how you made a long shot with the camera.PLease contact me at youtube by searching "wise Guys episdoes" and you will find me "Scarafcae"
bravo agian
Your da legend!!!!:)

The answer to the trivia was an old lady i think with a white sweater..she was also on at 2:00.

Posted on March 26, 2008