Inbreeding Cousins 2
 
 
Studio: riott007
 
Review Count: 37
Average Rating: 4.84 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 4 minutes 53 seconds
 
Posted on: November 25, 2007
 
 
Film Description
Inbreeding Cousins is a classic love story between..umm two cousins. I hope you enjoy.

Starring:
Kwistufa
Riott007

Mods By:
JohhnyAce

And wonderful Music by:
NORRIE

*Note* I dont really care for anybodys opinion on how to improve my movie....My movies will never improve. So keep that crap to yourself.


*Question Answered* One of the cousins sounds like he's from australia...and he is...but that's because his mother..which is my mother's sister -had sex with a dingo on vacation in the outback...thus resulting with a weird foreign baby.
 
Featured Reviews
- Jimmus

If this is one of the "top" movies that are offered, I shudder to think of the "bad" ones. Pointless, unfunny, and certainly not worth the 4+ stars it has been given. 2 stars for a voice track, though the "Southern" impression is horrid. (Probably about as bad as my British accent.)

Posted on November 27, 2007
 
Reviews
- Throwaxe

Brutaly honest, love the voices.
A true romance, really.
And a singing Kwis ??? Don Henley is history :)
A 100% Riott movie, love it !

Posted on December 5, 2007
- CHEWBACCAEISA

ME HA ENCANTADO TU PEL�?CULA, HA SIDO MUY DIVERTIDA, Y ALGO MUY REAL, Y TU DIRECCI�?N HA SIDO EXCELENTE.
ME HE DIVERTIDO MUCHO.
ME HAR�?A MUCHA ILUSI�?N QUE VIERAS MIS PEL�?CULAS, Y LAS VOTARAS.
"MATONES DEL TESORO" Y "LOS SE�?ORES DEL INFIERNO". Y MUCHAS GRACIAS.

Posted on December 3, 2007
- Armand

WEIRD... SURREAL... ODD... STRANGELY DISCOMFORTING... and absolutely hilarious.

Why five stars for a crazy, mixed up, bizarre and disjointed glimpse into some perverted crazy little world where our unseen neighbours carry out their mundane little lives? Hmmm.... maybe for precisely that reason.

I laughed till I pooped, then I re-spooled and laughed some more.

Medication is seriously required.

Where I get some?

Posted on December 2, 2007
- colingaiser

I can't believe I watched this with my mother...

Another Riot...ermm...classic. Kwist's rendition of "Achy-Breaky Heart" was priceless. Good raunchy fun!

Posted on November 30, 2007
- themonkthemonk

I saw...I came...I smoked a cigarett!
you get 5 stars...
themonk

Posted on November 29, 2007
- insanewarrior69

loss of words.

Posted on November 29, 2007
- Howitzer

That film had me crackin' up! Loved the VOs, very cheesey ;) And well put together. Not much story, but hell, it had me laughing out loud!
Good work!

Posted on November 29, 2007
- Fozz20

Crazy film! But I like crazy!

Posted on November 28, 2007
- Jimmus

If this is one of the "top" movies that are offered, I shudder to think of the "bad" ones. Pointless, unfunny, and certainly not worth the 4+ stars it has been given. 2 stars for a voice track, though the "Southern" impression is horrid. (Probably about as bad as my British accent.)

Posted on November 27, 2007
- jazzx

A simple tale of boy meets girl - boy and girl fall apart, boy meets another girl and falls in love [SCREECH!!!] or in this case,
Boy meets aunty, boy and aunty lose the magic, boy meets cousin and falls in love.

I liked how the lush romantic score underpinned this sordid tale - that was the source of most of the humour, as well as an excellent performance by the female lead (lol - "true love is so much sweeter without a yeast infection").

The whole film was done with an overlay that made the screen look very small - I didn't like that at all, but the title overlays were nice.

Credit to the composer - good music in this to say the least.

Posted on November 27, 2007
- ubernewbie

i feel weird now for having sex with people not related to me. Thanks for opening my eyes.

Posted on November 27, 2007
- TENCHIMUYO

real good
the beast the best

Posted on November 27, 2007
- mefuneakira

GREETINGS FROM L.M.A.O. STUDIOS!

Um.............what?

Riott, you really out did your self this time. Pookie-Wookie? lmao! We knew Kwis was a nut case, but you really brought it out for all of us to scratch our heads at. The dialog was the cheesiest, creepiest and disturbing piece of writing we have seen since, well since.....ok its the kind of crap we write too. Damn it! Credits ran a bit long, but who cares.

A comedy that is childish, moronic and a complete waste of our time! WE LOVED IT!

L.M.A.O. STUDIOS

Posted on November 27, 2007
- ralfduran

Lovely Riott:)

Posted on November 27, 2007
- OlliEntertainment

Very good movie..
Good work..

Film on!!

Posted on November 27, 2007
- Jenniza

ROFL! I think you could improve your blah blah blah blah blah, you don't give a hoot. ROFL I wouldn't change a thing, it was fantastic!!!! I was laughing all the way through it. Thank you. I really needed to be cheered up just about now. Hugs! I'll have to look around for the first episode. As always, I continually enjoy your films. You produce some of the funniest stuff around.

Posted on November 26, 2007
- mildheadwound

First-cousin marriage without restriction is permitted in nineteen states �?? Alabama, Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vermont, and Virginia�??and the District of Columbia. Apparently someone forgot the state of exctasy! Anyhow, if you're from any one of these states, chances are your pedigree tree is more akin to a blade of grass! Screwing your parents' siblings' children have never been more fun!!!

Posted on November 26, 2007
- billlybobsammyjim

thanks for the insight into the wonderful world of living in the southern USA

Posted on November 26, 2007
- TheFlyingDuDe-Films

Awsome performance by Kwis... he really seemed like those guys doing... ehhr... such things and your performance is also great. Funny litle flick! Keep on rocking riott! =)

Posted on November 26, 2007
- tsunamidog

I'm glad you brought this issue into a good perspective for all of us. Most people think this only occurs in Kentucky trailer parks and is nasty, raunchy, inbreeding sex because no one else will bang their grotesque bodies except their equally coked up grotesque cousins. But you've brought this issue into a GREAT perspective...just in time before re-election! This shows that the not every inbreeding cousin lives in a crappy house, or is ugly. Hell, these were practically two models having romantic steamy inbred love making! I am very glad you have producted such a wonderful film on a matter that almost everyone turns away from.
I hope the future Presidents/World Leaders take a look at this and decide how their going to tackle the issue of inbreeding cousin haters. Because this epic piece of cinema, shows how beutiful real inbreeding cousing sex REALLY is.

Posted on November 25, 2007
- goofparade

Thanks for making a boring Sunday a funny, boring Sunday.

Riott, I could listen to that voice all day.. sigh... I just love it, nice performance.

Kwis, I now preceive you to be way more demented than I had previously suspected. Somehow it's hard to believe I know..Olay!

Johnny's dildo prop was very lifelike and by lifelike I mean ginourmous.

9 and a half stars!!!

gp

Posted on November 25, 2007
- Trashman

Ahhh there's nothing like another wholesome quality family flick by Riott:-)
It warms my heart.
Spread the love people

Posted on November 25, 2007
- thebiz

I was very happy to see this was a very good looking remake instead of a continuation as the #2 might imply. Intro music was noteably excellent. Everything looked really good (perhaps you fiddled with the contrast with the augie filter?) and very sharp. VOs were excellent as you and kwis were funny as always. My favorite part about this movie (and by fault the original) is the ending. Instead of going for the shmaltzy zinger you use that line about school to make this seem like the normal everyday life of a teenage aussie redneck couple. Very enjoyable.

Posted on November 25, 2007
- K4ownzall

My sister and I enjoyed this very much.

Posted on November 25, 2007
- cecil_evans

i'd give you six stars if i could. i'm laughing a little to loud and my wife (who is NOT my cousin) is concerned for my well being.
only question: how is it that a southern girl and a bloke from down under ended up cousins? this is an unresolved issue. perhaps in the sequel we'll find out.

Posted on November 25, 2007
- kwistufa

Hahaha.. Came together well riott!
Great job & your voice is oh so sexy.
Loved being your love interest,
even if we ARE Cousins..lol

Posted on November 25, 2007
- Primaer

Wonderful short film, very funny story combined with great music and two talented voice artists.

Posted on November 25, 2007
- dnr

Riott you are too damn funny. Loved it They were a match made in heaven.Love
the name of your seconmd supporting role charecter.lol.

Posted on November 25, 2007
- anothernewdawn

I am in love with whatever is wrong with you, Oh Riotous One.

Be my cousin? :)


A_N_D

Posted on November 25, 2007
- rysto

Nice "lightsaber" mod.
Great finishing line...')

Posted on November 25, 2007
- nukester

A love unlike any other! lol!!!

I enjoyed this flick which had some cool vo's and crazy dialogue!! looking forward to Dutch ..... lol but until then..

Nuke Well for Pookie-Wookie!!!!!!!

Posted on November 25, 2007
- sisch

Pookie-Wookie.... lol..
Sexy voices, great music and and a heart touching story! I hope they never have to part...

Posted on November 25, 2007
- pookashells

uh....what the hell....?

That was...erm...different.

Posted on November 25, 2007
- userjosh9874

LOL...

Another interesting release from Riott! Keep them coming!

Posted on November 25, 2007
- StokeStudios

Back in a minute - just need to take a cold shower....... aah, right then;
That was just great, I hung on every word of such delicious dialogue. Norrie's music was good too. Nice one Riott. :o)

Posted on November 25, 2007
- cronicclapper

HAHAHAHAHA your a ditry girl.

Posted on November 25, 2007
- Norriefpb

Ah, what can I say:
Kwis: Hysterically funny
riott: Heartbreakingly adorable
Story: touching, but in a good way, moving and what a feel good factor.
I do hope they stay together; I want to see the sequel when the kids are grown up.

Posted on November 25, 2007