Hmmm
 
 
Studio: kwistufa
 
Review Count: 29
Average Rating: 4.76 stars
Genre: Action
Length: 6 minutes 48 seconds
 
Posted on: October 12, 2007
 
 
Film Description
Dirty Street &
Bedroom by Nayazu
Saloon by Rik Vargard
Ramones Kid hair
& Gimp suit by JohnnyAce
Ingame Music
Freeplay Music
& last Tune is my Friends Band
Lolotoa..
Song Titled 'Falling'..

Voices by Riott & Myself.

RATED (R) ADULT CONTENT
You've been Warned.
Don't Whine about it in the Review Box.
 
Featured Reviews
- MelonTheCreeker

Very strange kind of movie. There wasnt a story to this and i think that is what you deliberately went for. Just some low lifes who hang out at a dodgy place.
You created an atmosphere of perverted and dirtyness very well. For example the room where the prostitute was, you could almost smell the dirty look of it. It was really well done.
Voice overs were good and the editing and custom appearances (the posters in the room) were all very well done. My only negative thought on the movie was the storyline, but it wasnt bad enough to take a star away.
Very well done!
Keep an eye out for my upcoming horror movie!
Top job mate!
Melon!

Posted on October 22, 2007
- riott007

What a disgusting freak show! I'm so glad I'm not part of this mess.

PS: five stars for making me moist.

Posted on October 12, 2007
 
Reviews
- bjpasinger

Good Storyline, Nice sets.

Posted on February 17, 2008
- yodabob

So nice of you to share some of your home movies with us!
Nice slice of low-life you given us here.

Posted on November 22, 2007
- MelonTheCreeker

Very strange kind of movie. There wasnt a story to this and i think that is what you deliberately went for. Just some low lifes who hang out at a dodgy place.
You created an atmosphere of perverted and dirtyness very well. For example the room where the prostitute was, you could almost smell the dirty look of it. It was really well done.
Voice overs were good and the editing and custom appearances (the posters in the room) were all very well done. My only negative thought on the movie was the storyline, but it wasnt bad enough to take a star away.
Very well done!
Keep an eye out for my upcoming horror movie!
Top job mate!
Melon!

Posted on October 22, 2007
- davidwww

I have never seen so many freaks and weirdos since I looked out my front door (Yep its a bad neighborhood) Excellent movie.

Posted on October 20, 2007
- StokeStudios

Hmmm indeedy - my kind of bar, is that! :o)
You always make entertaining flicks - I loved it.

Posted on October 20, 2007
- guitarscout

Wow. That was.....Unique

Posted on October 19, 2007
- Amabeginzordawg

This was awesome. Loved the bald guy's voice while he was getting head... really funny stuff as always. Glad to be back watching ur films. :D

Posted on October 18, 2007
- goofparade

Ahh.. I see that a little bit of Sixies magic pixie dust has rubbed off on you Kwis. The sound effects were so realistic.. you could almost FEEL the knob slobbering!
Loved the last song "falling" and of course great job as usual on the voices, Riott too, she kills me.
To "Hummm" I say... Booyaa!!

gp

Posted on October 17, 2007
- Rik_Vargard

Hmmmm hmm hmm hmmmm... hot! And funny! And hot...! Great job on this one, Crazy Kwis! Really liked it! Ramones rule! :)

Posted on October 16, 2007
- lionheadmovies987

cool

Posted on October 14, 2007
- noname_24

... a good part here, a good part there. Here's the grade:

Story- 3. I'm pretty sure that watching strippers giving bj's isn't going to become next summer's blockbuster. Mediocre.

VOs/Dialogue-4. Hard to understand at times, but it made this portion of the grade a 4. Could have been better

Music/SFX- 4. A single song from the game, and otherwise an original score. Could have been better.

In the end, this results in a 4 star production. Could have been better.

If you have this sense of humor, could you check out my movie "Ugly Angst"? Thanks.

Posted on October 14, 2007
- TheFlyingDuDe-Films

Haha ohh dude I laught my ass of!!!
Great cam work and how you used the scenes... that was damn creativ! Especially at the blowjob :D
Downloaded because I have such a feeling that if I wanne see it again ,in a week or so, it`s maybe not up anymore...

Posted on October 14, 2007
- RavensFan_09

Hmmm? More like Eeeew! lol
Seriously though, nice music, VO's, and umm... interesting story.
I won't flag it, but I can see this getting banned for OBVIOUS reasons *cough, BJ's, cough* Hehe, nice job!

Posted on October 13, 2007
- Trashman

LOL!
Right up my alley,but with more of a freaky hard-edged kinda feel to it.I love it:-)
Great atmosphere you've created here.The look of the flick was very nicely done,and the mods and props were used effectively(especially the blow-job haha)
Good VO work.Riott was great,and I got a kick out of the characters.
This is just a slice of real-life everyday stuff,and if some people don't like it then piss on them because the MAJORITY of people will see this for what it is:a documentary lol
I chuckled when I saw the kwistufa t-shirt...and the last music track was excellent;absolutely perfect for that last club scene sequence.
Great stuff!

Posted on October 13, 2007
- Chris1066

No comment

Posted on October 13, 2007
- bongoman

No wonder they set dingos after your studio, you perv! That was sick, twisted, stupid, asinine, pathetic, silly, inane, and crass, and I laughed my head off. Great stuff Kwistufa.

Posted on October 13, 2007
- budrick

nice cool movie
plz rate my new movie Private Detetive Horst

Posted on October 13, 2007
- OlliEntertainment

Very cool!!!

Film on!!

Posted on October 13, 2007
- billlybobsammyjim

I was at the crib, sittin' by the fireplace
Drinkin' cocoa on the bear skin rug
The door bell rang. Who could it be?
Thought to myself then started to shrug
Got to the door. Ding Dong. Who is it?
My girl's best friend had payed me a visit.
Sly as can be, tight dress and all
She knew that I was faithful. I really didn't have the gall.
I tried to chilll. She made the move.
Now I know my girlfriend wouldn't approve.
I didn't realize my girl was settin' me up
Yo, my girl didn't trust me. No!
Yeah, but she lost control I wouln't take the bait.
I said chill baby baby chill baby baby wait
My girl bust in, Caught us creating a boom
She said "Girlfriend"?

Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmm
Things that make you go hmm

Here's how it started
Just an example of how another brother can trample
Ruin your life, sleep with your wife
Watch your behind
There was a friend of mine named Jay
Would come over late at night and say hey
I watched the fight. I thought is was alright.
'Cause me and Jay were really really tight
So damned close we had the same blood type.
Months went by and my wife got big
We were havin' a child and I got another gig
So I let Jay move into the crib and chill
He had his own room and helped pay the bills
The time had come (for the baby down to the scene)
It looked like Jay and I couldn't believe
Before my eyes in the delivery room.

The things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
The things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmm
The things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
The things that make you go hmm.

Robbie Rob - break it down!

Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me (x7)
Give it to me Give it to me

Seventeen and I was havin' a ball
Eleventh grade and "Joe" I knew it all
I fell in love for the very first time
With this girl she really blew my mind
Inner sense and whole lotta class
Style that could give you whiplash
We said hello and my heart beat stopped
She was the world and I was on top
Time went by, She filled my universe
We made love, She said I was the first
My boy kept tellin' me. Yo, I don't know
I think your girl's been playing tic tac toe
I'll ask my girl I know she only loves me
Wasn't I the one who took your viginity?
The look on her face read sorrow and gloom
She said "Yeah, Why do you guys always ask that?"

(Chorus)
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
It's the things that make you go hmm

(Repeat Chorus)

Hey ladies
Have you ever had a man
Go away for business, come back with a tan
Comes home late at night from work
You cooked him dinner now you feel like a jerk
Sayin' he didn't have time to eat
And he's not even hungry, he wants to RETREAT
To the bedroom he said his head hurts
You're only makin' love in radical spurts
Mysterious calls and the phone goes click
You say to yourself "I'm gonna hit him with a brick"
Ain't no way he could be cheatin' on me
I wonder who bought him those BVD's
Dressed to a T to hang with the fellas
Over the guys and I'm getting jealous
Comin' home late smellin' like perfume

Posted on October 12, 2007
- nukester

Utterly hilarious! your use of the free-camera was a sight for sore eyes!! some of the things you did I still cannot believe it Hahaha. This is a must see for all!!

What else can I say? words fail me so all I'll add is...

Hmm...Nuke Well and be Naughty!!!

Posted on October 12, 2007
- sisch

Hmmm Kwis, I'm shocked!!
Naughty, naughty boy.... I'm gonna get my whip!

Great mods and ingenious camera work, great voices and music, loved the song at the end!

Posted on October 12, 2007
- active_studios

Very cool film, Kwistufa.
Riott's VO's were ood as well, so were yours, Kwis.
A total rating amount of 5 stars.
Enjoy.

Active_Studios

Posted on October 12, 2007
- Chris62

WOW!
Great mods
Blow me away thats all i've got to say.
Keep filming!

Posted on October 12, 2007
- tsunamidog

Now kwis!
are you SURE Jesus approved of this?

I dont think so.

I must say, that sex-fest ghetto movie sure had some wacky scenes in it (no pun intended)
Awesome job on making a very nutty movie.

Posted on October 12, 2007
- tsunamidog

Now kwis!
are you SURE Jesus approved of this?

I dont think so.

I must say, that sex-fest ghetto movie sure had some wacky scenes in it (no pun intended)
Awesome job on making a very nutty movie.

Posted on October 12, 2007
- Norriefpb

Praise the Lord I'm a believer!
Cometh onto me saith the Lord and I shall repay you.
All yea shall enter here
'tis easier to enter a camel
Blessed are the cheesemakers
And the first shall come last
Spread thy seed like chaff in the wind

Definition of faith: Kneeling down, opening your mouth and closing your eyes: in front of a priest.
Let thee who is without sin

Posted on October 12, 2007
- riott007

What a disgusting freak show! I'm so glad I'm not part of this mess.

PS: five stars for making me moist.

Posted on October 12, 2007
- thebiz

Hmmm indeed. I need a shower. Such a fantastically dirty mood throughout from the gals to the bathrooms to the nasty old perverts. Great mods. No wonder the noobs stick around eh.

Posted on October 12, 2007
- ubernewbie

Good to see this baby finally out. You are such a bad boy.

Posted on October 12, 2007