short film
 
 
Studio: kwistufa
 
Review Count: 60
Average Rating: 4.75 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 1 minutes 13 seconds
 
Posted on: July 29, 2007
 
 
Film Description
CLIVE once again, has a situation.
Made for Andy_Inc's SHORT FILM FESTIVAL.

CUSTOM:
Jimbowelcomes
FENCE & DEAD COW
6-HeadedMonsters
BLOOD PUDDLE
TempleoftheGods
GRASS LANDSCAPE
Colour Filter
AUGIES B&W FILTER
Ambient Sounds
RECORDED BY ME
outside my House
Early AM.
Unless Mother Nature has
Copywritten Herself
I should be OK on the Sound FX. ;)

Hope you get a Chuckle!
 
Reviews
- JaredPeace

Lol.

Posted on February 10, 2008
- Rik_Vargard

lol excellent hahah !! :D

Posted on December 1, 2007
- timothy_richmond_3

LOL love it! The moment Clive strutted on screen, sprouting his sarcastic and quick-witted comments to the world, I knew I was in for a laugh. And I was right!

What really caught my attention was when Clive hurled the 'entrails' onto the screen, causing little bits of gore to stick to the camera. All in all, although a bit too short, this is an extremely witty and funny comedy! Great job!

Posted on November 3, 2007
- TheMGMKid1

Oh lordy that must have hurt. You know I have a soft spot in my heart for Clive. Brilliant Kwistufa comedy with a wallop!

Posted on October 28, 2007
- theostrich

DANG! Very funny short Kwis, I'd love to see this guy on Tiki Island :P...Speaking of Tiki Island Check out my Studio for the Latest in Tiki Island Progress ;)

Posted on October 24, 2007
- Armand

I've always enjoyed your Clive character, Kris. Good simple slapstick stuff here, and really nice technique.

A good belly laugh!

Posted on September 25, 2007
- JanPiraat89

haha that was awsome dude keep it up :P

Posted on August 29, 2007
- whitaker

very nice short... I just started with this game... hopefully i will have a title out soon. keep it up man

Posted on August 22, 2007
- julianallees

Lol. What a awesome and original little film, I love it, lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great work Film ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yours truly

julianallees

22nd August, 2007

Posted on August 22, 2007
- chrisby_10

i think clive is a very funny carector.
i loved clives golf day and i love this short movie

Posted on August 19, 2007
- daniel7474

Excellent short movie!!
I hope you can rate my movie Bad Camp please....:-)

Posted on August 18, 2007
- filmprodigy

I love Clive!! please check out my site and rate my movies

Posted on August 12, 2007
- 2-Niclas-2

I love Your movies. I can't say any other things.

2 trees + 2 animals + 1 man = 5 stars.

2-Niclas-2

Posted on August 7, 2007
- Alcapops

Lol, I can't get over his voice its so farmereish (My new word) and funny, another good movie

Posted on August 6, 2007
- stunts07

COOL NICE SHORT FILM I LIKED IT IT WAS FUNNY!

Posted on August 5, 2007
- gsears

In My review I look for five things,

1)Story
2)Sound effects & Sound track
3)Scene editing & camera work
4)Costumes
5)Voice overs & Captions

My Review,

1)Story"Fabulous"
2)Sound effects"Fabulous" & Sound track"Fabulous"
3)Scene editing"Fabulous" & camera work"Fabulous"
4)Costumes"Fabulous"
5)Voice overs"Fabulous" & Captions"Fabulous"

Ratings,

"Poor"
"Good"
"Great"
"Excellent"
"Fabulous"

Nominated for,
October 2007 Toons World Cinemas Golden Movie Award!
(See site page for details)

gsears gives FIVE star.

Posted on August 4, 2007
- Cuypers

short but funny

watch my movie:kill the thief.

Posted on August 3, 2007
- AWDGamer

Now im new to TMO so i my rating will not be so accurate, but i thought it was a funny movie:D. But i have a question regarding as to the movie. How do u mod

Posted on August 2, 2007
- derbyrams

I'll just give this a four as it had some good moments of comedy in it and that it was very well put together. It's definetly not your best short film, but was enjoyable. Good vo's. It's always great to see Clive again! CRICKEY! LOL!
I loved the cool sound-effects and your set!!! Good vo's too! Good work, well done, but it could of been better in my opinion. Was too short, but still enjoyable and funny!

Posted on August 2, 2007
- Trashman

lol best use of the blood splat I've seen on this site:-D

Posted on July 31, 2007
- FallenThomas

Huh? OK. Huh? OK. This movie was... different. At least it made sense. He needed a golf cart.

Posted on July 31, 2007
- Betral

Well, I hadn't seen a Clive movie in a long time. Boy was I missing something.

Every minute of it was just plain awesome. Wonderful job. :)

Posted on July 31, 2007
- RavensFan_09

OMG that was funny. Funnier than the golf one. I loved how he threw the horse's organs on the screen! lol! If you aren't too busy, maybe you could check out my two movies, Mr. Oldman's Night on the Town and Diary of a Drunk Hobo they should be in recent releases! I'm not trying to be a 5-star hobo, I'm just new here and need some votes. Thanks =)

Posted on July 31, 2007
- norriefpb

Worth it just for the splatter on the lens.
Did God give you permission?

Posted on July 31, 2007
- TeatroXolotl

Dead cow brill. This flick has "I'm fed up with long films and synching them" all over it. I think Clive was a little excited that you dusted him off and took him off the shelf - that is, until you made him do humiliating sh!te.

Posted on July 30, 2007
- Tsunamidog

OH MY GOD!!!

9 CUSS WORDS IN 1 MINUTE???
OH NOES!!!11!!!

Anyways, call me sick, but i found the entrails part to be the funniest.
Anyways, another sexy movie kwis...
and i agree, he needed a golfcart. *doo-doo-tss*

Posted on July 30, 2007
- tasmania11

hahaha!hilarious as always.clive=funny and that's a fact.always in funny,strange,bizarre...name it clive will be there.its always a pleasure to watch him in action.the...thing is trowing behind his back was very funny.overall a great short movie to watch!

Posted on July 30, 2007
- Yodabob

Sorry. Mother Nature HAS copyrighted her "work".
Excellent stuff Kwis, funny as always.

Posted on July 30, 2007
- superllama51

Ok... 9 cuss words in 1 minute, but besides that, not bad...

If you get time, check out my film: Alien Attack

Have a good day ;)

Posted on July 30, 2007
- riott007

Ok...ewwwwwwwww LMA0 You never fail to shock me.

Posted on July 30, 2007
- Matthew999

Er 1 min?

Posted on July 30, 2007
- mcrispy13

"Goddamn beast, I knew I should have brought the golf cart!"
Now that was funny. Great use of the scenes Kwis.

Posted on July 30, 2007
- Afro-Dude

OK...

Posted on July 30, 2007
- K4OwnzAll

Ya gotta love CLIVE. He needs some ORBITZ gum however. Way to go, Kwist! ===K4===

Posted on July 30, 2007
- K4OwnzAll

Ya gotta love CLIVE. He needs some ORBITZ gum however. Way to go, Kwist! ===K4===

Posted on July 30, 2007
- K4OwnzAll

Ya gotta love CLIVE. He needs some ORBITZ gum however. Way to go, Kwist! ===K4===

Posted on July 30, 2007
- K4OwnzAll

Ya gotta love CLIVE. He needs some ORBITZ gum however. Way to go, Kwist! ===K4===

Posted on July 30, 2007
- K4OwnzAll

Ya gotta love CLIVE. He needs some ORBITZ gum however. Way to go, Kwist! ===K4===

Posted on July 30, 2007
- K4OwnzAll

Ya gotta love CLIVE. He needs some ORBITZ gum however. Way to go, Kwist! ===K4===

Posted on July 30, 2007
- OlliEntertainment

hehe...cool..

Film on!!

Posted on July 30, 2007
- TheFlyingDuDe-Films

Ohhh man I love Clive! =)
And you little "Clive-short films" are great, keep em coming!

Posted on July 30, 2007
- Goofparade

Kwistufa,

That bit would put about %93.9 of adverts currently on TV to shame.
All somehow done with a 50 buck game right?
Another great short film for Anydy_Inc's "Short Film Festival" featuring the inimitable Clive...possibly the most recognisable, ongoing love hate-able character on TMO.
I've always loved Clive's singular, dedidcated focus..combined with his rugged good looks..and
sultry voice..That's-a-one spicy meatball!!!

I have no idea what I just said..... did I mention that I loved Clive in "Short Film"?

:)

gp

Posted on July 30, 2007
- NUKESTER

Another Great Short with some excellent modding!!! Keep on Kwistifying us!

Nuke Well

Posted on July 29, 2007
- JosephKw

Great use of props and overlays! Love Clive's final line (a nice reference to your previous hit film).

Posted on July 29, 2007
- BilllyBobSammyJim

coolest movie title ever..

muther [be polite!] that was a sweet rim job...err shot

Posted on July 29, 2007
- ESegal

cool idea to record sound effects outside your house to be used. they did well.
and excellent, another adventure of clive!

Posted on July 29, 2007
- BamRyan

haha, loved the way you shooted that crashing-into-tree-scene :D Funny film with good VO.

I don't usually do this, but if you like short comedy films (as it seems like you do), then check out some of my films ;)

Posted on July 29, 2007
- ionfour

Kwistufa, you've done it again!

Clive featured in CLIVES GOLF DAY and now you get to see him at his worst! With �??damn it�?? galore.

Kwis really made 1 minute funnier than I could�??ve dreamed of.

Keep up the good work with your movies Kwistufa!

Ion

Posted on July 29, 2007
- Ranedthel

Damn it Clive! You got entrails all over me screen! Well I've had enough of this. I'll have to hunt em down!

Posted on July 29, 2007
- Master007

Honestly, not your best short film. I did laugh though which is the four stars.

The hitting the tree thing was funny and so was the reference to the golf cart. Good sound effects and good mods. Dialogue was so so.

Overall though very entertaining! Keep on making us laugh!

Posted on July 29, 2007
- Samisawesome

:) I loved it. The use of common scenes with carefully placed props was all it was, but it made me laugh, and that's why you get 5 stars.

Posted on July 29, 2007
- Zarrmida

It´s funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on July 29, 2007
- ubernewbie

Actually, that was more funny and clever than you think. To use standard scenes in a new way is really ground breaking. Nice editing as always.

Posted on July 29, 2007
- darrentom123

wicked short film man!
i like short films, i cant be doing with those films that r 17 or 18 minutes long, bcoz after a while, it just gets boring. the average i like is about 4 minutes.
please make more.

ps: plz r8 my new movie: squiggle and hippies vacation.

thank u.


darrentom123

Posted on July 29, 2007
- D-Tritus

Good Comedy!
Excelent story!

Please check my movie Jhon Cooper

Posted on July 29, 2007
- Active_Studios

Goof film, Kwistufa. I'll keep watching for your movies.
5 stars.

Active_Studios

Posted on July 29, 2007
- jakechief

Good one Kwis.

Posted on July 29, 2007
- rysto

:P Nice drum roll! Eagerly awaiting the dingo conclusion!

Posted on July 29, 2007
- Eagle_93

Cool movie, good luck for the Andy_Inc's Short Film Festival.

Eagle_93.

Posted on July 29, 2007
- gothicpride

wtf? the only funny thing in that is when he hits the tree ad thats it, good storyline but a little more humour if it is a comedy, now rate my movie satans ship

Posted on July 29, 2007