The Satan Show 1
 
 
 
Review Count: 45
Average Rating: 4.76 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 5 minutes 22 seconds
 
Posted on: July 8, 2007
 
 
Film Description
Ben Studios Presents:
The Satan Show

On his new public television talk show, Satan tries to shake his bad boy image, insisiting that he has "matured". He wants to show the world who he truly is: An awkward, middle-aged pushover.

This movie was put together very quickly on a whim, so there are few if any mods and the editing is a bit rough around the edges. I like to call it "unpolished charm". It sounds better than "crappy editing".


If you have trouble understanding the VOs, a subtitled version is available at http://youtube.com/watch?v=wl-GcKLdNJQ

Note- the "1" at the end of the title does not mean there will be more episodes, it is just a naming mix-up because I had a few saved versions of this movie on my computer.

It's time for the Satan Show.
Enjoy!
 
Reviews
- zaaapmmme

hehe that was pretty good!
as always !
film on!

Posted on October 3, 2007
- Tobsywobsy99

Ahhhhhhhahhahahaha!
SMooth Genius; the talkshow theme is a good'un.
Makes you wonder if Lionhead are making any more expansions maybe there'll be more talk-show related themes...

Posted on July 29, 2007
- jonathan_92

FLIPPIN HILAREOUS!!!!!! very informative, I couldnt possibly learn that much about satan from the bible!! you've just inspired me to make a movie called The New New Testament!!! thanks for the idea!!

Maybe rate my movies???

Posted on July 25, 2007
- jonathan_92

FLIPPIN HILAREOUS!!!!!! very informative, I couldnt possibly learn that much about satan from the bible!! you've just inspired me to make a movie called The New New Testament!!! thanks for the idea!!

Maybe rate my movies???

Posted on July 25, 2007
- rysto

LOL. That was a great show with a surprise guest! Loved the reviews for the book. ;) Good flow with a slew of humor. Look forward to some future releases.

Posted on July 16, 2007
- Mustachio26

Andy_Inc's SFF Review:

A quite humorous film that I personally enjoyed very much. The highlight comedic moment for me would have to be The New Testament commercial. Ingenious. Sometimes, I just don't know how you come up with this stuff. From my perspective, this film will score high accolades.

Posted on July 16, 2007
- AustinJo

That movie was very funny!It had a great ending!The kind of ending I like. Could you rate my movie please? It's not great but it's my first one.

Posted on July 14, 2007
- jakechief

Rated: PG
Parental Guidences
Grade: A+
COMMENT: Well done dude. LOVED THE SHOW. You did excellent. It is sooooooooooooooo hard to get A+ from me now. WOO!!!! That was just, exsodec. Well done and make another show fire heating power dude.

Posted on July 14, 2007
- Ranedthel

The Satan Show is a slow moving sarcastic idea presented via public television and therefore will not be appreciated by some viewers as a creative project. This film is dialog driven brings the Prince of Darkness into the light where we discover he's just an average Joe whos image has been over blown by the tabloids... or should I say stone tablets. This dry humor style and wit is highlighted by a tour of Hell which is not what the viewer expects.

I thought this feature to be rather clever. Should future episodes rise from the flames of this beginning there are countless paths The Satan Show might travel

Posted on July 14, 2007
- Samisawesome

So that's how that fire started. :D

Great job, lived up to my expectations.

Posted on July 12, 2007
- George_Locust

that was funny! inteligent too! Great job!

Posted on July 11, 2007
- computronix

Pretty good. I wonder if satan is really a push over?

Posted on July 11, 2007
- mateos14

stupid

Posted on July 11, 2007
- postmodernchuck

Satan touched my butthole.

Posted on July 10, 2007
- IISharperII

Your movie was alot like this ---
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But smelt like lilac...
And tasted like rose hips...

IISharperII

(if the ascii art doesn't show up, click this link: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/123sharper/review.jpg)

Posted on July 10, 2007
- ESegal

hahahahah so his real name is Stan?
rofl!!!!!!!!!

you should check out my little comedy. It's called Another Head in the Crowd =D

Posted on July 10, 2007
- tasmania11

I am a little speachless here....its good and bad at the same time.
I thought it will be more..."devilish".some good dialogue&humor.but what
gave me a good laugh is the ending...I dont want to spoil it...but I hope its true!lol.....just kidding....overall it was entertaining to watch.

Posted on July 10, 2007
- Jenniza

ROFL! very funny, good stuff. I enjoyed that a lot. You know how to handle the subject matter perfectly and with flair. :) I enjoyed the voice-overs and nice use of in-game stuff. Well done overall.

Posted on July 10, 2007
- sexypanda1

Most comedies on TMO are dry and aren't funny, this one proved that theory wrong! Eccelent, Renew STAN! LMAO!Hey, if you've got time check out maximum ninja. I could realy use the reveiw!

Posted on July 10, 2007
- budrick

i dont understand this

Posted on July 10, 2007
- Zuckerman

sigh. i love this god damn show. you MUST make more. i wanna t-shirt with a picture of stan on it.

Posted on July 10, 2007
- ISaysSo

This comedic genius is like a sandwich
Satan-Bread
Laughs-Ham
Ideas-Spicy Mustard
Agonizing Pain- Lettuce
Satan-Bread

Now that's a sandwich!!!

Posted on July 10, 2007
- Butchered__Studios

Well what can I say aout this Film. Well considering its 2:20am not much sice my mind is slowly draining its self. Seriously though grea man. Its frakin Hilarious & very clever. BUT I would of liked abit more Manny Jones (He mustash gives me unexplainable pleaser) One thing missing though, Prank calls whats Public accsess Tv without prank calls.

I know the review has to be long to win the interview so ill just put a terminator review in there and replace terminator for the satan show:

A thoroughly tense update of a universal fear, The Satan Show is cast to perfection. In the near future, humanity is being pushed to the verge of extinction by sentient machines (after coming through a nuclear apocalypse). To win the war before it even starts, a cyborg assassin, The Satan Show (Arnold Schwarzenegger), is sent back through time by the machines. Arriving in a flash of light, during a dirty 1984 evening, The Satan Show pauses at a view over Los Angeles, almost as if it can sense its prey already. Moments later another flash bleaches the shadows of an alley, spewing Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn) from within its temporal belly.
Since both The Satan Show and Reese have emerged from the future as naked as new-born babes, they both need to locate contemporary clothing. The big difference in approach is that The Satan Show beats up some greaseball punks for his snazzy leather outfit while Reese is reduced to stealing his trousers from a nearby tramp. Their objectives are also identical, involving the location of someone named Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) and either killing or protecting her. There are three people in the phone book with the correct name, so The Satan Show methodically moves towards wiping them all out (luckily Reese has a bit of inside information which means that he can track down Connor slightly more easily.
Meanwhile, Connor goes about her business oblivious to the gathering storm. Life as a waitress ain't pretty, particularly for someone as ditzy as Connor, but at least she's got a night out with her room-mate Ginger (Bess Motta) to look forward to. A news bulletin regarding the bloody killing of one of her namesakes briefly catches her attention, but it doesn't amount to much for someone hardened to living in LA. Slowly the net tightens, with The Satan Show moving inexorably towards Connor while Reese can only watch and wait (hoping that the cops don't pick him up). Since he doesn't actually know what The Satan Show looks like, he has to sit back until the last possible moment before shooting it - a temporary distraction for The Satan Show, at best. This begins the nightmare for Connor.
The central theme of The Satan Show is one endlessly recycled in all forms of entertainment, testament to its intrinsic power and numerous psychological hooks. An assassin who is not merely implacable but also seemingly invulnerable strikes right at the base of our deepest fears, threatening to upset our stability. The choice of Schwarzenegger for the cyborg role was a stroke of genius (even though he and Biehn were initially cast in each other's character). With his pumped-up, inhuman musculature and inexpressive features, there is little difficulty in imagining that he is an ultimate killing machine, sent from the future.
Interestingly, Reese is portrayed as a double-edged warrior; the exact opposite of The Satan Show and yet almost exactly like his nemesis. This makes sense (given where he's come from) but it's pretty eerie when Reese launches into compact future-speak and shrugs off bullet wounds as a minor scratch. Biehn does a fine job as a fish-out-of-water, brought up to fight and lumbered with the task of explaining everything to a sceptical Connor. She is the antithesis of the organised, tough mother of the future saviour of mankind that Reese might have expected - an excellent piece of script-writing. Her transformation and gradual coming to terms with the coming holocaust never feels outlandish, thanks to the well pitched performance of Hamilton.
An unusual feature of The Satan Show is that it puts forward a strong script to complement the impressive special effects, a result of its low-budget origins. Events are tightly plotted, if rather contrived, under the direction of James Cameron, ensuring that the tension gradually notches ever higher. It's also refreshing to find a movie where the timelines of present and future are synchronised properly, without lots of absurd hops back and forth in time. Altogether this ensures that The Satan Show is a landmark science-fiction film, a benchmark for others to aim for and one of Schwarzenegger's finest performances.

Posted on July 9, 2007
- biggstrek

Well Ben (may I call you Ben? No? Screw you!) Very well, Mr "Studios1991"... it's always about YOU, isn't it? You and Your movie. It's never about me. Well, I have feelings too, you know. I care. I really do. Damn it, you made me cry (again).

The movie: yes, that's what it was. A movie. A short one... but that's you all over, isn't it? Anyway, it was easily the funniest movie about Satan as a chat show host I've seen in the last 10 minutes.

But enough of that. How have you been doing? Eating OK? I know we've had our differences in the last few sentences, but that's all in the past. We've grown since then. I know I have.

So, moving right along... how would you rate my review? On a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being great, 5 being greater than great)... Oh nevermind, I'll do it for you: 5 Stars!!!

And in hindsight: We've both had our problems. You've done stuff, I've written stuff. Neither very satisfying to the other... but we... we.... Oh no, I can't go on!

*grabs gun* *BOOM!*

[Police Report Follows: The bloody remains of a stressed out TMO reviewer and 2nd rate movie maker were found in a dirty apartment on (address removed). The words "benstudios1991" and "The Satan Show", written in the victim's own blood, were found written across every flat surface of the residence. Clearly a case of overacting in a review... Case Closed.]

Posted on July 9, 2007
- homemadeeye

Well I just got done watching Epic Movie, needless to say after that comedic masterpiece it will be tough to satisfy me with another comedy, because that brilliant piece of work just sets the bar for all comedy, it was just so funny, and well written, just brilliant. Obviously I wasn't expecting you to match the comedic brilliance of that movie, and my expcetations were correct. This movie was not funny in any way shape and or form. Now it is not very hard to make me laugh. I find the fart noises from ketchup bottles hilarious, and I can't help but laugh at the Washington Monument for looking like a giant wang, and I can't keep a straight face when I hear the number 69, but this movie did not make me laugh at all. I would rather be circumcized for the 3rd time than sit through another comedy this unfunny. The only higlight is Mark Awesome. He's not a great actor, but he's the most gorgeous piece of meat since John Stamos.


Oh wait, I forgot to turn on the sound. Ok, hold on I have to watch the movie over.


Well watching the movie with sound really opened my eyes. This movie gives me hope. It gives me hope that you youngsters don't just sit at home with your little nintendoes listening to your spice girls tapes and seeing how many spins you can get on meatspin. Because you don't do those things, instead you make a brilliant movie that is funny and at the same time makes a bold political statement. That statement is that Satanists are pussies. Yes it needed to be said. There is to much pro satanism bias on the media today and I'm tired of it. But this movie shows that they all worship an awkward middle aged pushover. Without everyone kissing the ass of Satanism, conspiracies will finally be revealed such as the fact that dinosaurs never existed and the evil government is lying about it and hiding the secret that bones of dinosaurs are really actually giant alien remains from an invasion that the government doesn't want you to know about because then the American public will finally find out that Rachel Ray is actually a cyborg.

That being said, even though this movie is brilliant, there is a huge problem. And I'm not just going to sweep this problem under the rug, because that never helps, especially with penile cancer, because though rare, it can cause lots of damage if not taken care of (I know, I've seen pictures) so don't be embarassed and see a doctor if you are curious. Well the problem with this movie is that you CLEARLY plagirized. There is not question about it. You plagerized word for word. Don't believe me? Well look right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En4tFDABT0A. yes that's right, I've revealed the true theif that you are. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Plagerism aside, this movie is hilarious, the New Testament part was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a TMO movie.

5 stars RATE MY MUVIEZ! PLZ!!!!!! THEY R SO GOOD, U WILL LUV THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on July 9, 2007
- yeagmaster

It's really RAW but I like it. It is still better than most movies on TMO. Lots of great lines in this one.

Thanks for the giggles!

Posted on July 9, 2007
- samyhouse

Hum...well, there is some mistakes in it, we can see some scafholding. Except that it was well mase and funny. The end was a little bit fast, and I'd like the show would be a little bit longuer. Those 5 minutes are going very fast. But it was fun, I didn't laugh, but I smile lol. Good job ;)

Posted on July 9, 2007
- dante906v2

Wow, the Christains will have a few things to say to you young man. tsk-tsk-tsk

Posted on July 8, 2007
- dude123456HasReturned

Teh Poptart Kid's Review Corner

Oh man, was that funny. I laughed throughout the entire film.

Ben does it again with another funny comedy. I just hope Manny can get out of hell before his next show. The VO's were good, and there was a lot of funny moments.

Well done, Ben. Well done!

5 stars!

Teh Poptart Kid

Posted on July 8, 2007
- ubernewbie

Good, but not great Ben. But it will tide me over to the new Manny Jones Show movie....."Now with added jokes".

Posted on July 8, 2007
- Nahton

This was a genuinely funny comedy short. The best jokes to me were the graphic related ones in the beginning and on the promtional bit. The non Satan VO's were top notch. I understood Satan for the most part but did have to go to the YouTube Sub version for the "What I've done lately" joke.

Posted on July 8, 2007
- norriefpb

WTF! I saw this exact same film on You Tube weeks ago!
You plagiarising [bad-word!], how dare you steal a TMO genius' work.
I reporting this fun filled laugh fest straight way.

Indignant of England

Posted on July 8, 2007
- tremblett

Manny Jones Has a big Bird.

I liked the movie, It made me feel like I was back in High school. And I was Climbing the Gym rope again...

Very Good...

Posted on July 8, 2007
- claw21

LOL, public television, great show, it has funny loved every second of it. make more, make more, you should make it into every week show like oprah or something.

Posted on July 8, 2007
- AxeCinema

*puddle* :D

:o :(


That was hilarious, but Manny did own the show ;-)

Posted on July 8, 2007
- kate_lee

How horrible! This was horribly funny!! The ending was strong and memorable, and the book commercial was truly hilarious! Nice work!

P.S. Hey, your voice sounds different now. Ah, I see my fellow TMOers growing up right in front of my ears over the years�?�

Posted on July 8, 2007
- Amabeginzordawg

Pretty cool.
Interesting idea that I thought you pulled off very well !

GREAT JOB!!!

Posted on July 8, 2007
- Chris62

PRETTY FUNNY!
PLOT-5/5
VO'S-5/5
GOOD JOB!
Please rate Mid Evil.Thanks!

Posted on July 8, 2007
- mcrispy13

Manny stole the show in this one, but the whole New Testament promo was pretty funny as well. Satan's voice was pretty tough to understand...but from what I heard, he was good. Nice comeback flick Ben!

Posted on July 8, 2007
- Quackerstheduck7

amusing, good way to spend 5 minutes. overall good. Great use of Freecam.
Plz rate my movie: Angels on Their Shoulders Special Edition
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/136755

Posted on July 8, 2007
- Nick1993

I LOVE IT PLEASE DO MORE and watch drive by under recent releases

Posted on July 8, 2007
- 6-HeadedMonster

ben, i must say i found manny to be the best part of this commedy
I loved the book promo and the theme song... those were great.


i really hope hell is that cool

Posted on July 8, 2007
- TheFlyingDuDe-Films

Really a funny flick!

I love satan espeacially his way of smoking a cigarette: putting it in a deep black hole, lol. His voice is also quiet... interessting =)
not very creative but I don´t have much time... time to go... bye

Posted on July 8, 2007
- EthanRunt

Interesting idea here.
Some funny moments, well done in the freecam department, although the pp fade bug seemed to crop up a few times.
I hope there are more eps here, like a proper talk show kind of deal with some of the most famous dead people who don't sue for likeness rights popping in for a chat.

Posted on July 8, 2007
- SpaceChicken8563

Funny stuff, I genuinely laughed a couple of times.

Only problem was Satan's voice, slightly hard to understand in places. Apart from that though it was entertaining, liked the whole new Testamaent plug and the basic premise raised a smile simply for what it was.

This movie doesn't really warrant a long review so I'll just say that I enjoyed it immensely and that it's good to see you back. Also, slightly concerned by the 1 stuck on the end of the title, makes me think that they'll be more when to be honest it seems like the joke has run its course: anything more would just be flogging a dead horse. Probably. At any rate I'd prefer more Manny Jones. :)

Posted on July 8, 2007