A Day In Riotts Mind
 
 
Studio: riott007
 
Review Count: 62
Average Rating: 4.92 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 2 minutes 58 seconds
 
Posted on: May 18, 2007
 
 
Film Description
Please read the description before viewing!!

This movie is about what goes on inside my mind...which is nothing. I was drunk and medicated while making this film. Currently, I will wake up tomorrow and wonder what the hell I was thinking...I'm sure this will be banned before then.

Of course...this is RATED R!! DUH!

Don't expect this to make sense! It totally won't! Also, your opinion doesn't matter to me...so I don't want to hear on how to improve my movies...because I don't give a flying s**t.

Special thank you to the following:
Snoop Dog
Beck
some 60's druggie musicians
and
Arthur De Pin for some of the art.
 
Featured Reviews
- Changestorm

Wow.
On the one hand, that was strange.
On the other hand, that was funny.
something about it was sort of like watching a obviously extremely low budget short that was directed by francis Ford Coppola when he was pretty wasted, but on a roll.
Obviously, worth watching.

Posted on May 23, 2007
- Tsunamidog

You know riott, im glad you finally made a political statement. Its about time you brought up these issues with the public:
crack-[shhhh!]s ARE everywhere!
Every couple should see a donkey show.
Sleeping with retards is good...if you cant remember it.
and the word 'pickle' IS funny.

riott...you should run for president.

Posted on May 21, 2007
- kwistufa

Outstanding! Hilariously lewd & crude.
Gotta love this stuff. Excellent stuff Miss Riott!
I will also have to say on a technical note..
They were some great overlays & titles you had.
The Music was PERFECT! Really good. Nice cam'age too.
Your Riott actress is as Hot as a Machinima Woman comes!
Loved your Voice..Its been too long 'tween Movies from you.
Excellent Stuff. Loved it!

Posted on May 20, 2007
- dfpiii

I would never sleep with a retard on purpose either. Therefore 5 stars.

Posted on May 19, 2007
 
Reviews
- silverdag

Nice film but no subs, very originally

Posted on June 15, 2007
- TeatroXolotl

Riott007 is right - we are all wH*r3z. Who knew that being so filthy could be so darn adorable?

Posted on June 9, 2007
- bufu0

Well now I know what goes on in that head of yours ;)
Nice overlays, music was fantastic especially the 60's driggies. The plot(?)was rather hillarious, good job riott!

Posted on June 9, 2007
- bufu0

Well now I know what goes on in that head of yours ;)
Nice overlays, music was fantastic especially the 60's driggies. The plot(?)was rather hillarious, good job riott!

Posted on June 9, 2007
- bufu0

Well now I know what goes on in that head of yours ;)
Nice overlays, music was fantastic especially the 60's driggies. The plot(?)was rather hillarious, good job riott!

Posted on June 9, 2007
- norriefpb

Hysterically funny. That's all.

Posted on June 7, 2007
- userjosh9874

No movie on TMO has made me laugh this much! You have a very strange mind you know... O_o
All of the technical stuff (VO's, editing, music, etc..) was great too, and nicely complimented this interesting little film!
Wow...

Posted on June 4, 2007
- Abrey

it was ok, the editing was good, but you where not drunk while makeing it lol, if you where drunk it would of been really messed up.

Posted on June 3, 2007
- Ranedthel

A very different approach than most movies now out and a refreshing one. I liked it and wouldn't mind seeing more. Very clever!

Posted on June 2, 2007
- colingaiser

Anyone who insults the magnificent Wal-Mart cheer recieves an automatic 1-star from me...but the rest of your film was just too adorable!

Posted on May 29, 2007
- Rik_Vargard

crazy... loved it! Great directing, liked the music a lot, specially the first one! :)

Posted on May 29, 2007
- benstudios1991

What the hell did I just watch?!
That was dirty, obscene, terrible, and freaking hilarious.
I don't know what you're on, but it makes you funny. Keep taking it.

Posted on May 29, 2007
- Jenniza

Always refreshing to see someone totally 100% express themselves uninhibited. That's one of the main reasons I respect you. The second is because you are funny as hell.

Posted on May 27, 2007
- tgnorman1

ok that was werid but gd .:):)
very funny at times

Posted on May 24, 2007
- manuarethebest

AMAZING

Posted on May 24, 2007
- oletheking92

wow.. you realy were( are) drunk!

Posted on May 24, 2007
- jacpaco30

No comment

Posted on May 23, 2007
- The-Spirit

An interesting insight into Riotts mind.

What interested me was not the obvious shock jock imagery, but the deep underlying reality of what brought the imagery to our screens.

I could see the child within the woman. The vulnerability, the self doubt, the shyness, and the girl who wants to be loved (and I don't mean sex).

I don't see the "image" of Riott007, I see someone far more fragile. Like a flower hidden behind a wall of thorns.

Posted on May 23, 2007
- themonkthemonk

Ok...time to wash my mind out! What was I thinking..oh yeah..I was looking for some Riotous Movie and I found one! Isnt she so sweet!
She gets 5 stars
themonk

Posted on May 23, 2007
- Changestorm

Wow.
On the one hand, that was strange.
On the other hand, that was funny.
something about it was sort of like watching a obviously extremely low budget short that was directed by francis Ford Coppola when he was pretty wasted, but on a roll.
Obviously, worth watching.

Posted on May 23, 2007
- RaYdAwG

ok somebody tell me...

What the hell was that??? LMAO Riott is a freakin riot. That was goofy, crazy, and insanely hilliarious! You rock Riott... you freakin rock! LOL

Posted on May 23, 2007
- a2k13

I am sorry to say this is funny but i heard the same joke like 7 to 8 years ago lol my female friend in Lisvane Cardiff is allways like this different views abut when comes to metal or rock music views can not give a straight answer but they love the boyband rock trash of the days till they die out about 5 to 8 years later well most hehe nothing wrong it my honset review just different view points.

Posted on May 22, 2007
- Tsunamidog

You know riott, im glad you finally made a political statement. Its about time you brought up these issues with the public:
crack-[shhhh!]s ARE everywhere!
Every couple should see a donkey show.
Sleeping with retards is good...if you cant remember it.
and the word 'pickle' IS funny.

riott...you should run for president.

Posted on May 21, 2007
- FredTheDuck

what the hell was that? :p

it was funny, but weird.
and now im glad im not the only one with a different mind to everyone else :D
i kinda feel guilty for onlygiving it 4 stars, beccause its doing so well, but i couldnt possibly give it 5. any other day i would probably be nice enough to though...

anyway, it was a very funny movie in some parts, and sorry again for only giving it 4 stars ;)

Posted on May 21, 2007
- budrick

its cool

Posted on May 21, 2007
- Cut_scene

you're hot

cut_scene

Posted on May 21, 2007
- Leora

Hehehe. Classic Riott. :p Great overlays & stuff, and a complete pisser. :p

I would agree about the retard thing... Except I prefer to sleep with males, and most of them tend to fall into that category...

Posted on May 20, 2007
- pogomtb84

I don't know what to say. Probably because I'm drunk and medicated as well.

Posted on May 20, 2007
- chicabel

That's my girl. Excellent work, as always.

Posted on May 20, 2007
- British

To quote that spray on paint advert: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHO! Cuprinal. Making Britain's wood good"
Please rate my new movie Stalingrad
Cheers old bean

Posted on May 20, 2007
- noname_24

Nice job. Film on! Could you please check out my newest movie Ugly Angst? Thanks.

Posted on May 20, 2007
- freddymurphy

Another classic from riott! Just watch the f*cking language.LOL "bye [be polite!]s"

Have fun

Posted on May 20, 2007
- kwistufa

Outstanding! Hilariously lewd & crude.
Gotta love this stuff. Excellent stuff Miss Riott!
I will also have to say on a technical note..
They were some great overlays & titles you had.
The Music was PERFECT! Really good. Nice cam'age too.
Your Riott actress is as Hot as a Machinima Woman comes!
Loved your Voice..Its been too long 'tween Movies from you.
Excellent Stuff. Loved it!

Posted on May 20, 2007
- jakechief

That was pretty good except the language. Please check out "Jakers Part 4" Thanks.
:-)

Posted on May 20, 2007
- kuroken

Why....Riott's mind is just how I imagined it!

Posted on May 20, 2007
- ubernewbie

I am a man of few words, so....

Posted on May 20, 2007
- nz_movie_maker

A really really enjoyable comedy (or should that be doco) using adult themes about a day in Riott's life.

I dont think I have heard your voice before, but it really really suited the actor (or maybe the actor suited the voice) and would love to see another episode in your life fo sho.

Posted on May 20, 2007
- chrisu69

Godd work at all,funny movie!

Posted on May 20, 2007
- Skaramine

Oh snap... I love the actor names you put in your movies. Really, drunken [be polite!] Moviemaking, and voiceovering, just made this more fun than humanly possible.

Posted on May 20, 2007
- Mildheadwound

That was whack! Er, but in a good way . . . you know, like night of a thousand whacks? But instead of a riding crop and bloody, pink, tenderized buttocks, we're talking, gut~wrenching guffaws, accented with the occaisional kick in the 'nads. But really, totally hilarious, sexXxy and, of course, manic, as only riott's mind could be! We really appreciated the lewdness and suggestive remarks. Definitely going in with our [be polite!] files!

Posted on May 19, 2007
- Neuray-Enterprises

lol, funny movie you got here, riott. Lmao, funny stuff.

Well, it made me laugh so that's all i care about. lol

Great movie, riott :P

Posted on May 19, 2007
- K4OwnzAll

An Imaginative romp thru the crevices of Riott's mind. Do you see what beer can do to you? LOL Riott is a riot. ===K4===

Posted on May 19, 2007
- NUKESTER

A great short that manages to cram content and hysteria into 3 minutes! Great job on the VO's!! Keep it up!

Nuke Well Forever!

Posted on May 19, 2007
- sisch

Hehehe... retards.... great music, I love your voice and the chapter overlays.. now I´m gonna get myself a beer... cheers! :D

Posted on May 19, 2007
- derbyrams

A very nice short Riot! It was a riot! LOL!! HEHEHE!! I liked the cartoon overlays, they were excellent!!! Great job there!!! Top notch vo's, they matched the characters and were very well acted. A good effort. Flawless editing. Very nice music throughout. I really enjoyed this short 3 minute movie.
It was funny, sad, but entertaining. Loved it, great work Riot!!!!
Nice work. It was worth all those 3 minutes. Top job!!! Very good work!

Posted on May 19, 2007
- AnotherNewDawn

Demented and sad, but social... On purpose.

Laugh-out loud funny (like every Riott experience)...

Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beeeer. Beer.

Posted on May 19, 2007
- rysto

Now this is sad, sad that it's over! I can't figure out how to turn the page so I can read more about your personal views on life and whats going on in your noodle! Even if it does get banned there is still Youtube! I think it would be a worthy addition.

Posted on May 19, 2007
- BlueStriker4444

I wasnt drunk but I was medicated when i watched this so i understood it perfectly...and you gave us retarded people all over the world hope that you may not realize we are retarded until its too late...and im way too attracted to your character here than i should be...great flick.

Posted on May 19, 2007
- Harb40

Another great one from the demented mind of Riott.

Makes one wish .................. well, enough said.

Posted on May 19, 2007
- 6-HeadedMonster

well, miss riott
what have we got here?
this reminds me of that crappy show from the early 90's (i believe) Herman's Head..... except you succeed where that show failed by producing something funny.

rare, is the occasion when i laugh while watching a tmo comedy, but you make it so effortlessly.

Riott? now what other parts of you are we going to get a glimpe insde of?

Posted on May 19, 2007
- OlliEntertainment

hehe....Cool....
Very cool!!!

Film on!!!

Posted on May 19, 2007
- DNR

Absolutely hysterical This is classic, I love your movies they always make me laugh. And I don't care what anyone says hearing a woman say [wash your mouth out!] is hot!!!

Posted on May 19, 2007
- Goofparade

lol! nice one riott.

Posted on May 19, 2007
- postmodernchuck

Whoa... I wish I was drunk too.

Posted on May 19, 2007
- LauraJSoffe

To say you made that in 3 hours whilst drunk and medicated I'm impressed!

Also the not sleeping with a retard on purpose made me laugh! :0)

Posted on May 19, 2007
- dfpiii

I would never sleep with a retard on purpose either. Therefore 5 stars.

Posted on May 19, 2007
- StokeStudios

Earthy and real, I loved it.
You chose some great images for the overlay inserts too. :o)

Posted on May 19, 2007
- Legend51

Yeah that about sums it up for me me as well. I could definately go for a beer or ten right now thats for sure.
I enjoyed this, it's my kind of crazy. It actually made more sense to me than most movies. I don't know quite what that says about me, but i don't worry about such things.
Yeah, awesome. I'm sure some of the "Normal" people, or jackasses as i like to call them, will find some kind of fault with this. But who cares what they think anyway? I reckon it's ace.

Nice one
Cheers

Posted on May 19, 2007
- pegleg

It could take awhile for this to sink in, but some delightful insight into your mind/state nonetheless. I'm glad you liked something in here even if it was just a little.

I especially liked how you used the overlays to introduce the next chapter, and that was a wonderful image you chose.

I hope this stays online long enough for you to sober up and take in what you've created. I also hope that prudish and juvenile attitudes don't accelerate this process especially after the warning you've posted.

It's great to see a movie here from you anyway.

Posted on May 19, 2007
- AxeCinema

i think this is a classic

Posted on May 19, 2007
- Trashman

lol Firstly I like your attitude.Some people on TMO are too picky when they review...they need to remember this isn't Hollywood,or Bollywood,or even Ed Wood.It's all about having a little fun:-)

This movie makes about as much sense as the lyrics in a '60's psychedelic tune lol but that's what I like about it:-)...but there is more going on here than you think(I think)and I'm not even medicated hahaha!
Lets do the Wal Mart cheer haha!

Posted on May 19, 2007
- heuser7719

Great short movie. I hope it will be not banned. Nice one. :)
Forgive me my short review, it is still very early in my morning. :)

Posted on May 18, 2007