Thong of the Dead
 
 
 
Review Count: 164
Average Rating: 4.73 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 13 minutes 39 seconds
 
Posted on: May 3, 2007
 
 
Film Description
Two couples go on vacation but their night is about to take a terrifying turn for the worse.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the runner up in to TMOA's (http://www.tmoaradio.com/news.php) Roger thong competition.
A fabulous B-movie event.

Thong of the Dead.

Vocal Talent...

Featuring Madangus in his voice over debut.

Also starring

Docontheweb
King Pengvin
Kuroken
Luisa Vos
Mrs. Guppi
Rjb2112
The Monk
Wendy Dager

Mods...

Roger Thong Costume - Judyann88 (http://www.thextm.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=147)

Blood Puddle - 6headedmonster (http://8eyedbaby.com/)
Scrolling Floor - TMO Bar and Grill (http://tmobar.tk/)
Scrolling Wall - Tigereyes (http://www.dcmodding.com/main/)

All other mods by Myself, Available from www.skinshack.co.uk

Music...

Ride of the Valkyries - Composed by Richard Wagner (1856)
Midi file made in Harmony Assistant then converted to Ogg format by Myself

All other music from in game (some are altered slightly)

Enjoy, and remember to listen to The Movies On Air every weekend.

Winner of the Paraiah's hot stuff award - http://pariahs-guild.blogspot.com/2007/05/gaming-machinima-thong-of-dead.html
 
Reviews
- icetray86

Cool movie!


By the way, Your mods are awesome. I hope you didn't mind if I used them, and if you wanna chk out how I used them, could you rate some of my movies? Thanks!

Posted on May 20, 2008
- Torqual

Tremendously funny and entertaining. From the moment it showed the zombie with the TV on its head you had me hooked...."well, nothing else was working!"

The insertion of the Robert-Duval-from-Apocalypse-Now character was a stroke of genius!

"It's a goddamn communist zombie invasion!"
"He don't speak! Lost his tongue in 'Nam!"
"Negative! Zombies don't surf!"

The underground base with the bikini clad guards and talking red eyeball means you have out-spoofed Austin Powers. Great fight scene at the end and great use of Wagner in the Zombie crushing car sequence (evoking Apocalypse Now once again).

I'm jealous of such a masterwork!

Posted on April 3, 2008
- RobCoxxy

Sweet! That's all can say, brilliant film.

TWO QUESTIONS!!!! :D
How do you flip objects (The TV at the funny angle on zombie 1's head, i can't do it)
And
Your armoury prop is sweet. The other guns, like the SMG, etc. Can you download them? And where? If you made them, i need them and would do anyhting for them. Anything. :L

Yeah, need help, i'm a tad amateur. Always looking for nice guns etc.
:P
keep uo good work.

Posted on March 4, 2008
- McCain

Great stuff. Enjoyed it!

Posted on December 26, 2007
- Armand

A lotta laughs, a lotta fun. Like Otherme13, now I know what the fuss is all about. I'm not going to nit-pick - the entertainment value overshadowed any shortcomings I might've picked up on.

Good stuff!

Posted on December 22, 2007
- otherme13

Now I know what all the fuss is about. Roger thongs, eh? Gotta' get me one of those.

Posted on December 12, 2007
- Greenglades

A truly timeless TMO classic. This was definitely a B-movie extravaganza.

Great voice acting, excellent use of the movies' soundtracks. Nice use of mods.

Funny and entertaining.

Posted on November 15, 2007
- Throwaxe

LOL, Apocalypse Now in zombie land !
That was awesome and very creative.
The story seemed to go in all kind of different directions at times,
but the result was very entertaining.
I love the voices with the military guy on top.
Some cool and funny dialogue and most of all some great use of modding for the story's sake. (love the eyeball)
An impressive production made with talent and enthusiasm !

Posted on November 11, 2007
- MefuneAkira

GREETINGS FROM L.M.A.O. STUDIOS!

Brilliant. Thats what describes this ridiculous film by our pal Marvellousguppimovies.

"Lost his tongue in Nam"
"Nothing else was working"
"Except for that tiny surf shop over there"
"NEGITIVE! Zombie don't surf!"
"So I'm afraid I will just have to kill you"
"I'm not a communist, I'm just a very rich man"

Comedy gold lines like this is what make an expectational comedy writer that audience crave more and more of!.

Was Roger's outfit a Clockwork Orange design? or is that just coincidence?

Putting Kens pic on the thong my us thrown up in our mouth a bit.

Love that MGM used in-game music for this zombie TMO classic. It added so much character to the very concept of a cheesy zombie film.

Anyway, this film sucks we hate you and hope you die a slow death! (Jealousy talk)

F*** you and right on brotha!

Mefune Akira - JennyN -Bucky_McMacho
L.M.A.O. Studios

Posted on November 6, 2007
- motor32

that was brilliant excellent camera work

Posted on October 25, 2007
- gsears

In My review I look for five things,

1)Story
2)Sound effects & Sound track
3)Scene editing & camera work
4)Costumes
5)Voice overs & Captions

My Review,

1)Story"Fabulous"
2)Sound effects"Fabulous" & Sound track"Fabulous"
3)Scene editing"Fabulous" & camera work"Fabulous"
4)Costumes"Fabulous"
5)Voice overs "Fabulous"& Captions"Fabulous"

Ratings,

"Poor"
"Good"
"Great"
"Excellent"
"Fabulous"

gsears gives 5 star.

Nominated for,
January 2008 Toons World Cinemas Golden Movie Award!
This is a VC award.(See site page for details)

Posted on October 1, 2007
- dsbeach1978

I actually think you took the over used and boring Zombie and made it like fresh content. If my movies looked half this good i might have a top movie myself. So, good job and keep up the good work.

Posted on September 8, 2007
- Brandon310

It wasn't funny. It was boring, unimaginative, and just plain stupid.

Posted on September 3, 2007
- TomDavies

MY GOD MY SIDES HAVE SPLIT!!!!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!! ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT STEVEN SPIELBERG!!!!! A WHOPPER OF A COMEDY!!!!!!! (I AM NOT BEING SARCASTIC)

Posted on August 31, 2007
- RavensFan_09

"He lost his tongue in 'Nam!" Best line in the whole movie. Not sure whether that was supposed to be a joke or not, but I laughed anyhow. Great Job! Mind checking out my movie Fatman? Thanks =)

Posted on August 9, 2007
- amanda2311

that was great!! keep the good work up :-D

Posted on August 3, 2007
- cheech2010

The.Greatest.Movie.Of.All.Time. You.Rock. Make.A.Sequel.

Posted on August 1, 2007
- Danny_M_NL

waaah!!! I need a roger thong! It's time I got lucky too! where can I order? =P

Nice movie, I had expected something funnier, but this was really good too!

Posted on July 21, 2007
- tikiland13

This was soooo funny and i loved the action! Best movie ive seen on here yet!

Posted on July 18, 2007
- Acemaster

HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HE HE HI HI HO HO HU HA HI HA HEE HA HEY!!!!!!! That was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on July 17, 2007
- Richegroover

mGm - not sure why i'd never stumbled across this before but it was fantastic :)

Great stuff from start to finish - mods, shots and vo's :)

One of the few *genuinely* funny comedies on tmo :)

Rich

Posted on July 16, 2007
- Moviegoer1994

hahahahahahahahahahahahah! i loved it!
i think you should try and sell roger thongs. lol.

Posted on June 24, 2007
- casper2006

I thought of it as HALARious!!! i loved this movie 5 thumbs up!!! lol

Posted on June 17, 2007
- ArtEscape

It was kinda funny, but It was very well made!Good job!

Posted on June 16, 2007
- hottie12

it was good but how do you got the picture things for the title cuz i just got stunts and efeects yesterday?

Posted on June 16, 2007
- Ranedthel

This is a very creative film that I'm glad I at last got to see. Although it was an entertaining film it wasn't as over the top funny as I expected. The car smashing zombies over and over I liked and "Commies don't surf" I thought was a classic and the best line of the film. There is really a lot going for this film and it deserves to be a charting attraction. For me, however, it was too slow moving and drawn out. I found myself sitting stone faced during the film waiting for the next flash of humor. Maybe I expected too much? Maybe its just really not my kind of film? But the running down of zombies and "Commies don't surf" made this film worth the watch.

Posted on June 15, 2007
- SKELCH

funny stuff, I only hope no real rogers were hurt during the making of this film :D

Posted on June 14, 2007
- t8thegr8_88

very creative! communist zombies? i love it

Posted on June 12, 2007
- PinkyDude

Nice job! Funny, Great voices, mAKE MORE!!

Posted on June 11, 2007
- ESegal

That was hilarious. Awesome fight scene too, by the way =D

Posted on June 9, 2007
- CaptainIlliteracy

ROFLCOPTER! Twas epic! I want to see a sequel...DO IT!

Posted on June 7, 2007
- jonathan_92

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if u like zombie movies then watch my PLANET DEATH....

Posted on June 7, 2007
- Sparaca10

hey we agree wit the_movie_maker this movie was lame it was good in the beggining but after that it was stupid does not deserve to be number 1 in the comedy list Watch my movie SPOOF its number 31 in the comedy list you will laugh at that more than this PLZ WATCH!!!!!

Posted on June 7, 2007
- admultosanos

Great, some awfully shiny mods and uncommonly funny. Superb!

Posted on June 6, 2007
- d4l8h9

That was the best moive I ever SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should make real moives.
VOs were really good too.
I LOVED THIS MOIVE!

Posted on June 5, 2007
- filipekholmstudios

verry good movie. Maybe the best zombie movie on the site.

Posted on June 3, 2007
- 1rod2huge

Very good comedy! I loved the voice over actors "Oh my God!" Great job team this was entertaining.

Posted on June 1, 2007
- OD-Ork-Boy

Hahaha! A great comedy, very good humor you have here. Great job, comedies are a hard thing to do but you've hit it on the head perfectly!

- Orky

Posted on June 1, 2007
- bigfootyaz

Weird but amusing
i liked the bit when the zombies are being mowed down by the car.
and when he Said "i guess its up to us to save america lock and load! but the gun dosnt work!!

Posted on May 31, 2007
- the_movie_maker

this was lame!

Posted on May 29, 2007
- Master007

The Archaic Awards
Review

Story: 8/10 A great story! This is your classic B-Movie. I myself enjoy making B-Movies and after watching this I can see that you had a lot of fun with it. However, there was something about the film that made it VERY slow moving. I am marking off here cause I don't know where else to mark off.

Music: 5/5 In game music, except for the best song ever. It all worked.

VO/Subs: 10/10 All voiceovers were great. Mrs. Guppi is a natural. Roger as a villian was great!

Script: 4/5 Funny lines like "MOOOBBYYY DIICCCKKK" and other such lines were great. Could have been a bit funnier, and I think the script needed a little polishing up.

Extras: 7/5 AMAZING MODS!! Wow you are so good at modding. It isn't even funny. Putting the thong on the head was ingenious! Freecam was well done too.

Editing: 14/15 Some very tight editing and great use of scenes. I throughly enjoyed this production. Keep it up!

Final Score: 48/50

Posted on May 28, 2007
- menopel

OMG why cant i do movies like that?? xD

Posted on May 28, 2007
- Macca150

Halarious, a masterpiece says it best. If you like sick humour like this then watch my 'Maximas: The Man From Shiitza' series. Anyway good film mate.

Posted on May 28, 2007
- cheetah_13

lol! i like it,please rate my movies thanks ;)

Posted on May 26, 2007
- smartguy89

Very well crafted! The dialogue is both comical and distinct...adding a little bit of sattire on the common "realism" to zombie horror movies. Again, this movie deserves praise for its humorous voice acting and unique direction of props, sets, and even actors. Good job!

Posted on May 24, 2007
- jeffrye

AWSOME!!!! not enough zombies for my taste, but still AWSOME!!!

Posted on May 24, 2007
- ariyan25

no good movie

Posted on May 24, 2007
- RIX8711

wow

Posted on May 23, 2007
- 121232343

Dude that was awesome-How did you do the car part,with the zombies

Posted on May 22, 2007
- james113833

No comment

Posted on May 21, 2007
- jasonx1024

the greatest comedy horror since well it is right next to shaun of the dead

Posted on May 21, 2007
- Ninjachris

Number one movie in america!!!

Posted on May 21, 2007
- STDman

To me, really funny and goofy. Liked the way u did camera angles. good music and flow of the scenes/sets to go with the storyline.

Posted on May 21, 2007
- R1k0

Nice film, the humor was good :D

Posted on May 20, 2007
- Icecry0

This movie was really funny but slightly wierd. But in a good way :D. Anyways awsome cast and voice overs. Make another movie like this :D

Posted on May 19, 2007
- dante906v2

Superb!
A great b-Movie that reminds me of Grindhouse.

Posted on May 19, 2007
- noname_24

That was in good absurdist humor, but what was with Pete? Pleez make a sequel revolving around Pete!!!

Posted on May 18, 2007
- flyboy433

3 words,Funny,Actioney,weird.

Posted on May 18, 2007
- krypticdeath

Great on so many levels

Posted on May 18, 2007
- Cut_scene

Ha Ha Great movie very funny. Great effects in this movie enjoyed it the whole way through.
I can see you have put alot of effort into making this amazing movie i give it 5 out of 5 stars.

please watch and rate my movie Un-Found War

cheers Cut_scene

Posted on May 18, 2007
- Jake21211

No comment

Posted on May 17, 2007
- qtigger

So, what�??s not to love?

Thong wearing zombies (you know I love zombies), corny dialog, throw-away-jokes, irreverent humor, bikini clad bad girls, sex references, foul language, violent death, scrolling Mario Bros. game zombie massacre, Windows 95 bashing, alien teleportation, Kung-fu fighting, It's Not Over scene, and an Airplane-type joke after the closing credits.

What can I say ~ Brilliant!

Posted on May 17, 2007
- Froggen

AHA that was great! Funny and fun!!!

Posted on May 16, 2007
- IchthusADMR

Guppi, that was... fantastic. I honestly had no idea where you were going at first, but I love the route you chose with this. Great VO's and perfect mods, the whole thing was hilarious. Very well done, my friend... very well done.

Posted on May 16, 2007
- Yodabob

I've been meaning to watch this one for a while. Well worth it! I loved it!
Very creative use of Zombies and the thong-ites. I also loved your creative use of commonly used scenes. It made them fresh.

The voice acting was funny; not over the top, perfect for the film. The in game music even worked in your favour.

Very funny. It's a well thought out comedy that deserves the accolades it has gotten. I'm off to burn my thongs.

This could be the best comedy to ever hit TMO.

Posted on May 15, 2007
- donyavangogh

Wow... It took about 3 or 4 minutes into it but I'm sold. This was very fun to watch! Good editing and musical score. Sound fx and voice-overs were superb. There were only a few spots that were rougher than I would have liked. I so look forward to seeing your next masterpiece!

Posted on May 15, 2007
- trainsimulator

ITS WAS GREAT AND FUNNY
THE BEST MOIVE EVER

Posted on May 14, 2007
- Rik_Vargard

Excellent comdey! lol just great everything! Loved it! :)

Posted on May 13, 2007
- Silverfin

congratulations.....you have made my favourite movie on TMO, i downloaded it and i absolutley love it. I loved the army guy but my fav was the woman "well, that's kinda weird". She cracks the most funny jokes when it isnt needed. Also, there was a great twist, there was plenty in fact. The first was the fact that when i first started watching this, i thought it was going to be a typical zombie flick including thongs but when it got to the fact about him and bill gates (genius by the way) i realised that there was so much more to it. Another great twist was the fabulous soldier who lost his tongue in vietnam, i would have never thought he would save the day. I was quite sad when the army guy died though, he was cool.

Yes my friend, the thongs will forever reign TMO as legendary. I know i'm not worthy, but could you rate a film of mine that's called "The Robbing Nerds". I feel it's a film that you will enjoy, and i'm really interested to see what you would think of it. Great movie, i cant wait to see your future films. CHEERS.

Posted on May 13, 2007
- lalala3

F U N N Y i couldnt keep my self form laughinghing when the y were playing that music running over zombies

Posted on May 13, 2007
- mateos14

Not GOOD I'm sorry

Posted on May 13, 2007
- holdmykidney

Heh that was a quality movie.

Really made me laugh and I was genuinely impressed with the fight scene.

Good luck mgm!

Posted on May 13, 2007
- Syoris

Great movie!! very funny :D

Posted on May 13, 2007
- kranyak7

Comedy at its best! Great mods, editing, and voice overs!

Posted on May 12, 2007
- Bags5892

I really liked this movie, but I am confused as to the link between thong wearing commies and zombies roaming the city. Maybe I missed it. Good work though.

Posted on May 12, 2007
- keithdakilla

That was a very funny well made movie, there was a lot of stuff in there that i had no idea you could do with this game. Great voice talent and direction! Some of the jokes seemed to fall a little flat though

Posted on May 12, 2007
- MovieMan505

Ok, at 1st, I kept putting this movie off because it looked like the worst movie possibly made... After watching a couple others, I decided to give this one a try. I laughed!! From the moment that officer dude came out with the guns I laughed! I thought it was funny how he was in the car with that music playing running all the zombies over!! Unfortunatly, I had to give you only 4 stars. The reason for this is because it was funny, but the concept of the film (thongs that kill) didn't really appeal to me. When I read the title, I thought it was going to be an innapropriate movie which in some way's it was but overall it was good! One other thing, the title made it sound as if it would be a comedy movie, but the decription made it sound like a horror. It was definitally a comedy!

P.S. I was about to turn the movie off when the end credits began and once I heard the womans voice, I stopped. For a second there I was thinking what ever happened to the one woman... Turns out she was put in jail...

Posted on May 12, 2007
- player11111112

No comment

Posted on May 12, 2007
- bleedblack

Instant classic

Posted on May 12, 2007
- Howitzer

Brilliant comedy! I loved this movie, excelent script and humour! A great collection of VO talent there that all came together in this exciting, side-splitting action/comedy.
Congrats!!

Posted on May 12, 2007
- Davidwww

Excellent movie, I know I'll be having bad dreams tonight about Roger and that thong.

Posted on May 12, 2007
- LauraJSoffe

When I first started watching this movie I really thought I'd hate it but as the movie developed I became a fantastic B movie with loads of unexpected twists, great voice acting and fantastic Mods.

I only gave it 4 stars because there was just something that I can't put my finger on that stopped it from being perfect.

Posted on May 12, 2007
- John-Striker

COOOOL movie
Very good

Posted on May 12, 2007
- kwistufa

Hahaha! That was GREAT!
Very good job here Guppi!
The editing was superb & a fine array of popular VA's to boot.
Loved Ken fading away too..that was awesome!
Excellent stuff! :D

Posted on May 12, 2007
- truebluecal

lol that was a well goodmovie!:)

Posted on May 11, 2007
- VandrendeOrn

A fun, entertaining B-movie flick. I laughed a lot when watching it :)

Posted on May 11, 2007
- mttkidd43944

Great movie!! Great original storyline! My kind of comedy! great work!

Posted on May 11, 2007
- capemedia

OK Guppi, I haven't watched many movies on TMO for months and decided to check the charts out. This being number 1, I expected something....well number 1 worthy. Unfortunately I was disappointed; it seems that the 'B Movie' style you were going for really doesn�??t work with "The Movies". Maybe because I haven't watched many movies I have missed something?

But after watching "The Hollow Dance" all the standards that I expect are still here, so why is this number 1?

Maybe the success is down to other factors, rather then the actual movie, as I'm only returning I'm yet to deceiver those. I do wonder if this had been made by some unknown, would it have had the same success?

Regarding the movie, for me its well below par, I have seen hundreds of better written and produced movies on TMO. This for me was a below average attempt. Yes there were good bits, the voice quality and mods, but isn't that standard these days, nothing new.

Even the use of in-game music was a surprise, when I was watching movies back in December 2006, I thought we had moved into custom soundtracks?

As I was before, I am today, honest in my view and fair. A fair score is 3 stars :)

Posted on May 10, 2007
- MatthewMagic

AMAZING truly deserves to be number 1

Posted on May 9, 2007
- douglasthigpen

Excellent production quality, definitely worthy of all of the praise it's received. Takes me back to the days of watching B Horror movies as a teen. Must watch!

Posted on May 9, 2007
- British

Great, absoloutly great. a mastery of the Movies.
Please watch my movie INVASION!
Thanks man.

Posted on May 9, 2007
- Andy_inc

That was the best B-grade film I've ever seen. B-grade story, editing, voices and of course the evil mastermind explanation of his intentions really summed it all up. The mods were awesome, and the story was very funny and was up my ally. I still felt that you could've added some more inside jokes here and there, but nevertheless it was a great ride! Roger was excellent as Roger! King was great as an evil eye!
I will never hear Roger's laugh the same again!
Not only are you a great modder, but you are a great film-maker as well! (The jumpy editing really added to that B-grade feel).

Overall, I give this movie A-grade!

Posted on May 9, 2007
- JazzX

B-movie my arse! Documentary, more like!

That was just superb - the sound quality from every actor was flawless and the performances from the ensemble weren't far behind that. The editing and pacing couldn't have been better (apart, maybe, from one less group of 3 zombies being plowed down by the car, the only scene in the whole film that threatened to drag [but a good punchline in that scene more than made up for it]).

It was clear the actors were having tremendous fun throughout - the characterisation was excellent(I found the dodgy New Yoik accent from one of the actors enhanced the hilarious experience of watching this rather than detracted from it).

Mods were superb - many will doubtless comment on the Carmageddon-style car mod. But I would "briefly" ;) like to comment on the perfectly realised undergarments on which this film is based. Even though I struggled to see the actors' lips moving in online quality - there was no mistaking the face on those pants. I also loved his bowler hat and his plot to terrorise the world by releasing substandard versions of Windows - another area where this documentary scored highly.

I loved the red tomato thing as well, another memorable character (I'm talking about "in the history of TMO films" here!)

Musically and soundally, nothing original but the quality was very very good. Effects were put on at appropriate moments and I never once (well there was so much else going on) thought that I was listening to the same old TM music. I liked the Wagner though - a highlight of the film.

So, overall, what do we have here?

There's no question in my mind, this film is the biggest pile of pants on TMO!

Posted on May 8, 2007
- nick1439

It was weird but funny. Good job

Posted on May 8, 2007
- Herow

Awsome

Posted on May 8, 2007
- First_Demand_Productions

That had to be the single most disturbing piece of film i've seem here on TMO...5 STARS! HA HA!!! But seriously i don't get the whole roger thong thing but that aside this was a truely good B-Movie the zombie plow alone was hilarious, and the VO's only added to the already fun mood the movie set. Well done!

Posted on May 7, 2007
- 0630

very well done.It inspires me to buy the expansion pack which I have'nt done yet.

Posted on May 7, 2007
- Xerra55

While some of the humour didn't work for me, the outstanding production work clearly highlighted what an impressive piece of movies film-making this actually is. Particularly impressed with the voice-over work and the zombie splattering scenes ala "Carmageddon" and reminding me very much of films like "Death Race 2000"

And the variation on the almost cliched knife in the face scene that so many have used was a nice touch.

Roll on Short & Curly 3 is all I can say.

Posted on May 7, 2007
- SpaceChicken8563

I think I must have had a sense of humour failure when watching this, because I didn't even crack a smile during the whole 14 minutes, yet others have proclaimed it one of the funniest movies on here that they've ever seen...

Still, it sorta captured the essence of a B-Movie, and the editing, VOs and whatnot were for the most part of a very high standard. Good job, just unfortunate that the things that make the general TMO public laugh don't hit the spot for myself.

Posted on May 7, 2007
- Revofreak

Hilariously funny, very original idea too.

Posted on May 7, 2007
- csfuller

That was sooooo funny, and very well made. I love it!!!
I love it all!!!!

Posted on May 7, 2007
- George_Locust

Not only the funniest movie, but also the best knife fight edit I've seen!
Coolness.

Posted on May 7, 2007
- samyhouse

OK I hate the game music, but I think you took it because you wanted the movie to be a B-movie.
Anyway there was some flaw. Exemple: When they speak on the beach set or when they go into the base (the scene with the cam filter), it seems that they are 3...but they should be 2...So, if you want to delete the 3rd man, just take the wood puppet and put it on the 3rd actor and it will disepear.
So to conclued, I take this movie like a B-movie, so I give it a 4 stars.

Posted on May 6, 2007
- Twisterart

...Your wierd... But that make's you Famous good movie the ending was like WTF!?!? WTF!?!? good job you should of had a black in there so that white guy wouldn't have died JP I'm black calm down good job...

Posted on May 6, 2007
- julianallees

............................................................................... Ok well that was original, well done, : D

Posted on May 6, 2007
- HybridProductions

=-=-HybridProductions Review=-=-

Heh, "Lock and Load!".....*click* "Aw crap I left the ammo in the boat!"

The was one of the most side-spliting movies I've seen! No doubt in my mind this will win the roger thong competition.

The Story plot was developed and projected very nicely from start to finish. There were some minor problems in the plot, some that I might want to mention. When the two females go running outside, they just leave (themonk) behind. Just my opinion but i guess i found it troubling to just leave him their. Other than that everything seemed to go smoothly.

Your voice cast was strong and really made this movie's potential rise even more. Everyone's voice was clear and easy to hear. The Dialouge and Script was good. No problems here. Obviously the mods was the one thing that kept this movie in such high-standings. The Roger thong and the idol were excellent props/make-up that made me laugh my @ss off! Overall good job and this movie definitely deserves the high chart rating.
=-=-END OF REVIEW=-=-
9 out of 10 stars

Posted on May 6, 2007
- DalecDean

Do I need to say why?

Posted on May 6, 2007
- Jenniza

Some very good jokes: Monk droning out the name of his movie like a zombie chant (Bob caught that)... all the Apocolypse Now references (the Ride of the Valkyries, What about the Zombies? Zombies don't surf!, etc), Mrs. Guppi had a lot of funny lines too, Roger & "Bill"'s plans to ruin the world with Windows 95 & the cell phone ring tone & Roger Thong invasion of a country, 200 thong burial... the list just goes on... some brilliant jokes. The cheesiness of the cowplowing through zombies to the tune of Ride of the Valvyries was brilliant! It wouldn't have been funnier if it had been state of the art realistic video animation. This is after all a comedy and not a horror. It was realistic "enough" to get the point across, and cheesy enough to fit comedy. The overall brilliance and execution of this film's humor and techniques were well cared for and masterfully handled and the Guppi's put together a great film.

Posted on May 6, 2007
- CaptainStrider

Brilliant, great use of mods and music. VO's were great and the movie was hilarious.

Strider Out!

Posted on May 6, 2007
- lcivil

Like that film was so funny and i loved it

Posted on May 6, 2007
- Andreas123bh

Great movie, and funny too. Good effects, and voice overs.

Posted on May 6, 2007
- lamarrr1

that was so unbelievable, so hilarious Couldn't stop laughing... Brilliantly funny BEAUTIFUL great job very funny terrific

Posted on May 6, 2007
- toto670

it's very very good movie it's very good voice good scenario
good simply
Can you go to see my movie "star of space 3" thanks

Posted on May 6, 2007
- FallenThomas

awesome movie good editing really original watch my new film coming soon about zombies.

Posted on May 5, 2007
- prince_armin

omg!
didn't ever think I could laugh THAT much in a lil over 10 minutes.
unbelievable, so hilarious!!
loved the eyeball-thing and the ''Ride of the Valkyries''-scene the most.
as i said: couldn't stop laughing

kind regards

Posted on May 5, 2007
- Skaramine

BEAUTIFUL!

Posted on May 5, 2007
- scoshyash

twas okay... nothing special though! >_>

Posted on May 5, 2007
- ugotrabs27

That was slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow......The jokes were ooooooooooookkaaayyyy..........Well,obviously,i didn't like it.The effort was good though.

Posted on May 5, 2007
- bettyjetson

Couldn't stop laughing... Brilliantly funny...

Posted on May 5, 2007
- wackyal3000

Brilliant, loved the Apocalypse now rip offs

Posted on May 5, 2007
- FadoMacado13

eXELENT THAT MOVIE WAS HILARIOUS I WOULD LOVE TO NOW HOW TO DO THAT BUT MAN WAS THAT MOVIE GOOD IM A NOOB SO I DONT NOW HOW TO DO THAT STUFF BUT I WISH I COULD BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOUR MOVIES BETTER

Posted on May 5, 2007
- Judyann88

Mad speaks! well sort of...anyway great job very funny terrific mods loved the statue,great vo's, and nice editing, I like how you did the it's not over scene

Posted on May 5, 2007
- Matneee

Probably going to be an unpopular review, however....

This just wasn't very funny. Essentially, it's a series of fairly mediocre jokes strung together with generic action scenes and was, in general, pretty slow moving and predictable. Not bad as such, just, well, very average. I appreciate the use of mods, but some of the direction feels quite sloppy and I feel a lot of the cuts etc could have done with more consideration. I think the major problem lies in that the script istelf needs some work to get the basic quality of the jokes up if you want this to be a great comedy, and you probably also need to work on your timing. I can't say this was really much more than mildly amusing at any part. So as I say - not a bad film, but certainly not a great one. Sorry:(

Posted on May 5, 2007
- HenrikNR

Haha, couldn't help luaghing during the driving sean, and the eye-ball thing was hellerius, one cant stop in the middle of it, great movie!

Posted on May 5, 2007
- derbyrams

HEHEHE!! LOL!! That was super funny and very entertaining. Another excellent entry to the competition!!! Great job!!! I loved all the mods, like the eye-ball, that was very inventive and funny!! The cast was excellent and spot on.
This was very cool and entertaining. Probably the best entry so far in this competition. An excellent entry Guppi, very funny movie. Loved it.
Great effort. Excellent work!!!!

Posted on May 5, 2007
- DarthDirector

A B-Movie classic with hilarious execution...this is a TMO comedy to be treasured! Jampacked with jokes to leave viewers in stitches and fast-paced, mind-blowing editing...this movie rocks. No doubt about it.

~DD

Posted on May 5, 2007
- pogomtb84

Exceptional and well delivered. I loved it. Keep up the good work!

Posted on May 4, 2007
- kuroken

Sure it was hilarious.....

Sure was a terrifically-original concept, well-filmed, well-acted.....

Sure you've created something both disturbing and horribly funny....

But when the movie was over, the main thought that kept running through my mind was.....man, that thong made Roger's butt look big.....

Posted on May 4, 2007
- movies4u

Awsome movie i loved it!! Congrats on getting 1st place mgm.

Posted on May 4, 2007
- Mattooman

Excellent movie! It was really funny, and random too. I liked that car mod, and the overlay of the zombies being rum over!

~ Mattooman

Posted on May 4, 2007
- rangerrooster

ROFL this is stupid and so funny plus it looks like it took a long time to make

Posted on May 4, 2007
- kell1608

Good job!

Posted on May 4, 2007
- SKAT-KAT

Well done man, great movie!

Posted on May 4, 2007
- killerbee5

Hilarious! That was very funny! I loved that car!

Posted on May 4, 2007
- mixmasterfestus

Splendiferous.

A really great movie that truly encapsulates everything thats great about TMO.

A special mention must go to Roger...he was perfect.

Posted on May 4, 2007
- machine68

Wow. What other word could describe this movie? Down right hilarious in every way, great VOs, and just all around awesomeness. From the begginning all the way to the last scene was almost nonstop laughter. Great, great job. You basically won this competition. Very well made movie.

P.S. Where may I purchase a Roger Thong? It's... ah... for a... friend?

Posted on May 4, 2007
- Varimount

No comment

Posted on May 4, 2007
- NUKESTER

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This movie is by far the most Satisfying Comedy I have seen on TMO! The concept was highly original, you managed to intergreate some hilarious (and I really do mean HILARIOUS) Overlays and Props to really cause an overlord of hysteria!

The VO's were magnificent with all VA's doing a fabulous job. Doc & Roger really pulled out all the stops with Roger's evil laughs causing me to choke many times while bursting out laughing. After 'Natural Occurance' I felt Roger had made his best performance to date but this has now taken top spot!!!

One thing I thought you did well was mix in the 'original music content' well and remix it to fit in with what was happening in the movie, which I must say worked very well so I must applaud you for that "DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMM!!!"

Overall I would say a HIGHLY SATISFYING COMEDY, infact my Favourite Comedy on TMO Full Stop!! Time flew by so quickly and I wanted even more.

This is a movie that deserves chart-success and I hope it stays in the charts for months and months to come. This is how to do it!!

Nuke Well in the Thong!!!

Posted on May 4, 2007
- OlliEntertainment

Great movie....
Good work..

Film on!!

Posted on May 4, 2007
- Marine101

LOl, Brilliant
LMAO Comedy. Guppi, you really hit comedy-probably the funniest tmo movie on tmo

WHat a great cast. Loved the plot and dialogue. Like the apoclapyse now take off lines

5/5 from me Guppi!

Posted on May 4, 2007
- ubernewbie

First was Jason's Mask, The Freddy Kruger's glove, Then Darth Vader's Rasp; now we have a new symbol of evil. That was the longest funniest movie i have seen on TMO for ages. And i liked some of the character voices.

Posted on May 4, 2007
- daaemo

Never been afraid of underwear until now! Another outstanding job by Marvellous Guppi Movies.

Posted on May 4, 2007
- Goofparade

Time flew by when I watched "Thong Of The Dead".
I laughed, I cried, I chuckled, then I laughed some more, then I
frowned, guffawed.. smiled for a bit.. and then te-heed away..

Great flick.. funny as hell, well crafted.. OLAY!
Thongs off to Guppi.. oh.. and kudos to Mrs Guppi's excellent acting performance. Roger was gas here too!

You have hereby been awarded the: goofparade assertion of truly silly cinema!

Yes I know it's prestigious, and seldom awarded.. but you deserve it!

gp

Posted on May 4, 2007
- TheMGMKid1

Oy Ve what a movie! I laughed until I thought my thong would snap! Brilliant send up of the cheesy 50's zombie movies with brilliant dialog that kept things light and hilarious. Wonderful mods by Guppi that proves he is a master of mods and comedy! Roger was over the top as a mad mastermind villain but the Joan Rivers comedy award goes to Mrs. Guppi who with her droll delivery steals the show. " Thong of the Dead " is hereby awarded the MGM Platinum Seal of Approval!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- Tsunamidog

...

Wow.
That might have possibly been funniest movie ever!
Not to mention the showdown at the end had to have been one of the best fight scenes ever.
Truely amazing...

Posted on May 3, 2007
- K4OwnzAll

BRAVO!!!!!! BRAVOOOOoooooooOOOooooooo!!!!!! WOW! What a nice display of mods and overlays on top of a fun-filled, fast paced story brought to life by excellent VOs. It's the BEST performance by Roger that I have ever seen! Kudos, Roger!!!! This movie made me laugh throughout the film. I always like seeing familiar people in TMO movies. Wendy and Luisa were adorable. The 'inside' humor with Angus was priceless! You are to be commended for this most EXCELLENT piece of entertainment. Thong on! ===K4===

Posted on May 3, 2007
- sweatyshoulder

A Silver Rock Entertainment Review
Review for:
Thong of the Dead
This review has been left by head of SRE Reviews Sweatyshoulder
5 Stars Earned


Opening Statement:
I don�??t think I�??ve ever watched a film by you in the past. You�??re the king of modding, but never did I know you were the king of comedies too. This was so funny, really. Today I was visiting a thread asking if originality is dead. Now that I've watched this, I may have to say it is very much alive in the eyes of Mgm. =)

Boredom factor
My ADD didn�??t kick in. ;)
91%
This really kept my attention for a good majority of the time, occasionally losing me for a second or two. But, this was so funny, I wanted to watch it. I didn�??t want to turn away and do other things. You had me cracking up like mad every few minutes �?? it was crazy!
I think your characters were pretty good too. They were comical characters, the Vietnam vet, the accented women�?�they all went together so well too. It was really incredible how they all seemed to fit.
What I did like was the plot in this. There were some huge plot twists towards the end which I honestly did not expect - One of these being the whole Roger being involved portion. That was really nicely put together, by the way. ;)

Acting/ Subtitles
Exciting
93%
Like I mentioned earlier, I liked the girls with the funny accents. I know it wasn�??t the natural accent of Mrs.Guppy, but she did such an awesome job! Another female VA I really liked was Luisa_Vos and her little segment with the commercial there. The serious, and �??sexy�?? tone of her voice really had me in stitches. All the female Vas did an remarkable job.
And Doc�?�he has yet to bore me with his talent. He played this character very well. I know a lot of the character was enjoyable through the script you perfected; but I don�??t think you could have got a better person to play the part. I never imagined Doc playing a Vietnam war Veteran, and some how he pulled it off.


Technicalities:
Nicely done
94%

What was cool was the fact I couldn�??t tell whether something was a mod or an overlay. I loved the part with the car driving and hitting zombies, yet it could have been shortened a tiny bit. What I did like about it was the bloody car in the next scene. That too had me laughing.
The eyeball was a nice touch, and although I wasn�??t sure exactly what it was until I consulted you VIA skype, I think its movements were really well done. I thought it was a scene in the game at one point�?�and then I was like �??Oh yeah�?�TM doesn�??t have floating red things.�??
You really worked yourself hard on those overlays, and the work showed. They came out spotless.


Your results are going to be calculated one grade at a time. Good luck.

10%-30% 1 Star, In need of huge improvement
31%-50% 2 Stars, Not bad, could do better
51%-70% 3 Stars, Good, Alright, always room for improvement
71%- 90% 4 Stars Close to amazing. Excellent work.
91%- 100% 5 Stars, astonishing job, perfect

Final report:
93%

Final Words:
I�??ve always seen some great stuff from you in the modding world, but never did I expect such a hilarious comedy. Keep up these excellent movies if you get a chance to make one again. Good luck in the competition!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- jackalbane

Excellent work, mgm! You've managed to make more use out of a Roger thong than I ever thought possible! And make me think about Roger thongs more than I ever wanted to!

The writing, the direction, the mods were all awesome! I really liked the fight scene you created, excellent work, man!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- biggstrek

omg... Omg... OMg... OMG... O.M.G! :)

Posted on May 3, 2007
- mrs_guppi

Brilliant, simply brilliant! The writing, special effects and music were excellent. It was definitely worth ignoring your wife while filming, nagging your VAs for their lines and the long nights of post production work. Pleasure working with MadAngus and the rest of the actors. Jury's still out on the director :) Watch my movie!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- alabamachick

Excellent! An absolutely hilarious and original piece of cinema. The VOs were amazing as well.

Posted on May 3, 2007
- jhurst

You had me cracking up with the Ride of the Valkyries scene! Nicely done!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- docontheweb

Magical...Simply Magical....Watching this movie really reminds me of Spring Break '99. Several lifeless people walking around with thongs on getting their asses kicked by a Vietnam war vet. Oh I'm sure the floating eye fit in there somewhere. That was the last time I tried acid....

Roger is at his delightfully evil best in this dark harrowing tale of death, deception,determination, and thongs. I think a tear came to my eye when Gorekill was buried under those skimpy articles of clothing. I have not seen a more powerful death scene since "Saving Private Ryan".

Soto make a long review short...you did an awsome job, Guppi. A thongtastic acheivement to say the least. Kudos to all involved with the project as well. Without everyones efforts this movie just wouldn't be as....thongy.

-Doc

Posted on May 3, 2007
- sgporsche48

That was fantastic guppi. Loved the Ride of the Valkyries bit.

Posted on May 3, 2007
- FredTheDuck

A FREDTHEDUCK REVIEW

Plot: 18/20 - A good plot, a pretty original spoof, with lots of random twists
Humour: 18/20 - Again, very funny. 2 tons of thongs fallig on someone? classic! there was also a line near the start that made me crack up, but i can't remember which
VOs: 14/15 - some intersting lines, and some great VAs in this. the mark you lost was for swearing
Custom content: 10/10 - exactly what you needed, and I don't remember seeing much that wasnt customised.
Editing: 14/15 - again, very good, i was impressed by the use of overlays, and repeating parts of scenes
Music/sfx: 7/10 - very good, bt mainly the default stuff, try to find some music that you can get permission for. I do realise that it wasn't all default music, but I did recognise a lot of it.
The wow factor: 9/10 - overall, this movie looked excellent, and i can't think of a way to make it look better

TOTAL: 90% - 5 star!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- rjb2112

This has set a very high bar for the other entries to beat. Alex and I were in hysterics watching this.

Guppi don't surf! :p

Posted on May 3, 2007
- themonkthemonk

Truly the greatest Thong movie ever... THIS is what The Movies is all about. I am currently in production of my own Thong movie...but this, this just make me hang my head in shame at my own meager abilities... mGm, you are The Greatest The Movies Director of all time, just for the way you portrayed the 'Oh its not Over' scene. I laughed, I cried... I put my thong in the laundry!
You have hands down won the competition...
Here's your 5 stars...Watch my pitiful attempt at a thong movie, if I can ever get the gumption to finish it now...
themonk

Thank God my acting was terrible, I would have hated to think that my performance would have put this over the top!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- murpheykid

Whoa, possibly one of the greatest B-Movies of all time. What an homage to different Hollywood films and TMO members. MadAngus was great in his debut! :p I have to say that this is possibly the greatest zombie flick of TMO time! Great job, mGm!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- eobaggs

LOL! That was soooo funny! My god! mGm! I think you will defintley sweep away this competition! Amazing work!

Awesome car! Totally sweet! Nice overlays, credits. Great Vo's! Great use of the Rogeer thong LOL! Hillarious awesome storyline! Great job mGm! I hope you win!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- thebaloob123

AMAZING! I LOVED IT ALL!

This is definatly going to win!

Posted on May 3, 2007
- Towelie

Hahahahha Guppi this movie kicks ass! Expected something funny as hell, and I got what I expected! The dialogue and storyline is just hilarious and the violent scenes are edited with so much precision, that they really feel like action scenes. Can't believe you actually used "Ain't over yet" in a GOOD way... The mods were incredible and so was the animated overlays and altered music. Even though the thong wasn't really a thong.. :P Awesome awesome work Guppi! The VO's did an awesome job as well. I particulary enjoyed Mrs. Guppy's and KingPengvin's lines! :)

5 FUNKY stars! //Towelie

Posted on May 3, 2007
- jakechief

That was a fabulous movie. I laughed at some parts. I'm going to bookmark this hilarious but entertaining film. Please check out "Bloody Mystery" Thanks.

Posted on May 3, 2007
- JohanSturk

BRILLIANT! Absolutely brilliant! :D

Laughed my brains out, really did... a shame, since I got math tomorrow.

And the "it aint over" scene, I never thought I'd see that again. ;)

Well done Guppi, wonderfully done! You deserve a thong. :D

Posted on May 3, 2007
- BricksFilms

Lol, great job Guppi, i like your wifes voice, lol. Great mod work as usual, and great concept! Weeeeeeeeeee

Posted on May 3, 2007