How to Catch a Man
 
 
Studio: riott007
 
Review Count: 43
Average Rating: 4.79 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 7 minutes 10 seconds
 
Posted on: July 8, 2006
 
 
Film Description
Do not watch until you read the description!

This movie is not for children -or people that aren't into sick humor.
There is a strong sexual theme & swearing. (And there is very little plot or character development)


Music is from: http://www.freeplaymusic.com

Mark - Played By Mildheadwound
Bruce- Played by PRINCEINEXILE
Some sound effects are from Mildheadwound

I don't need VC's - so only watch if you are interested. *Note* I don't really care for reviews on how to improve my movies..because I don't give a crap about quality.
 
Featured Reviews
- AnotherNewDawn

"I don't really care for reviews on how to improve my movies..because I don't give a crap about quality."

I was already laughing out loud when I read that, so you were off to a fine start from the first frame.

Just as I always expect, the Riott channel on TMO is uncensored, unapologetic, and undeniably f'ing funny. I love this woman and am addicted to her shorts.

(short films, pervs)

More, more!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- kwistufa

That was great lol.
Great VO's & very educational content..
Miss McGee's words of advice were hilarious!
ticks.... haha..WTF.
Well done Riott!!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- Mildheadwound

In a perfect world, all women will come to their senses and take the outerworldly advice of Ms.McGee, for it unlocks the very key to man's baser instincts! So stop yodelling and get with the program; class is in session! 'This is good stuff ... I'm writing it down!'

While definitely not for the feint of heart, this insightful comedy goes above and beyond it's target audience with custom titles, wicked tunes and clever, (if not brilliant), dialogue! But of course, i'm gonna say that! Hahaha!

Anywhoo, thanks again for lettin' me be included in this instant, timeless classic. Especially that last scene ~ Whew!!!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- princeinexile

Omg...That was funny as hell .This film is going on my bookmark..and I better download it before they pullit...lol

Posted on July 8, 2006
 
Reviews
- Abrey

A comedy no! it was not... that move was disturbing! very disturbing! it was not funny it was very imature! and if young people, watch this it will give them the impression that this is the way they should treat women....it was not funny just disturbing.

Posted on September 1, 2006
- FraasMovies

Awesome!!! Great humor. I loved it.

Story - 10/10

Editing - 9/10

VO/Subs - 9/10

Music/Sound - 10/10

WowMe - 10/10

overall 48/50= 5 Stars

Greatings FraasMovies
(I released a new movie called "Genome")

Posted on August 31, 2006
- pixiedad

Very good. Nicely done. Funny, and 'adult'.
Well done.
Keith

Posted on August 16, 2006
- H_Finocchiaro

...and they lived happily ever after!

Posted on August 8, 2006
- MrSmithee

Shallow, disgusting, sexist, and completely hilarious. You're my new favorite director.

Posted on July 31, 2006
- heliopolister

Decidedly atypical advice from a woman who exudes truly brilliant subversive humor from every cell of her being. Great flick.

Posted on July 19, 2006
- ElizabethSusan

Can Daddy come play with me? Thanks to you I now know how to treat a man! awesome flick!

Posted on July 17, 2006
- Mystic_SleeT

LoL

I need to bath after watching this one.....

Let It Be...

Posted on July 15, 2006
- MAGIC_SCHOOL_BUS

Erotic + Comedy = Eromedy.

Congratulations, you've made a new type of comedy -- sort of.
Really sexy, and funny at the same time, story unfolds at a good pace, and a intresting story also.

Strange, I would think that [not-so-nice-word!]ty Mcgee was a guy. It's the name I guess.
Nice little touches here and there, like the phone number, going from nerd to sl.ut. entertaining and intresting.

Posted on July 14, 2006
- homemadeeye

[not-so-nice-word!]ty Mcgee sure knows what she's talking about. If only [not-so-nice-word!]ty Mcgee could teach every girl in the world. That would be a dream come true.

Posted on July 14, 2006
- MichaelCristiano

Great movie! The VO was so funny and the story was really good. Keep up the good work.

Posted on July 13, 2006
- sweatyshoulder

Well, I did enjoy it somewhat, but it wasn't the best film on TMO. I did have a laugh here and there. That was very good of you to post the warnings, which were most needed. 4 stars well earned, and a job well done!

Posted on July 13, 2006
- Ricco_de_la_Fuego

Hey girl, that was superb. Ultra cool. Keep up the good work!

Posted on July 12, 2006
- duxy

Hell yeah wish my girlfriend was like that!

Posted on July 12, 2006
- DeBeef

I was ready to flag this movie for being offensive since I alwasy get offended when someone mentions yodeling or Zima. Fortunately the movie took a more gentle turn after the first few minutes. After the initial horror the viewer is treated to what I like to call a "Degrassi Jr High episode for the 21st century".

Posted on July 12, 2006
- CronicClapper

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I see why I love your voice. That was freaking awesome. Now how many 12 year olds are dreaming about you now. Okay on to something more important.

I can tell your getting better at film making. No really bad editing problems here. The music made no difference. Cuz your sexy voice made up for it. I love the idea you tackle in this one. Like I said this a 13 year olds dream.

GOOD JOB RIOT

Posted on July 12, 2006
- alfric

hahahaha.....[bad-word!]ty gives the best advice..
another funny,dirty,rude and crude riott movie.
nice one...

Posted on July 12, 2006
- plupi

Histerical.

Posted on July 11, 2006
- capemedia

Hmm firstly thanks for the warning, but I still watched it.

I could go on about this movie and the fact I was a little surprised by the content, but if it's good enough for guys to do then why not the girls?

The movie was average and you said you don't care, so no problems.

Posted on July 11, 2006
- Franklinjake

You can talk nasty to me girl anytime girl. Yes this was a great film and I love your work. You have my vote anytime. Keep them coming. I'll keep showing up and I loved how you set me up from the start. The pick up lines were funny and so was the one liners.

Girl I'll be off-line for awhile. But when I get back I'll be checking in on you and see if you have any films up and running. I'm sorry, I realy like your work and you'll always have my votes. You have turned me on with that sexy voice of yours.

Posted on July 11, 2006
- AxeCinema

O.O fan-[eye-hurting-word!]ing-tastic

Posted on July 11, 2006
- BamRyan

Well, where to start...the VO was great. The humour was wonderful. Everything was just perfectly done!
Great tips too :)

Posted on July 10, 2006
- freddymurphy

Once again you made me laugh..lol "I have beer?...I'll be over in 5" classic stuff!!Another riott007 masterpiece.

Have Fun

riott007's unofficial #1 fan

Posted on July 10, 2006
- StokeStudios

Wickedly delicious, naughty, but oh so nice, I loved every minute! Great VO and clever dialogue, I laughed out loud - it gets a fully-deserved five from Stoke! ;o)

Posted on July 10, 2006
- Champ721

lol

Posted on July 10, 2006
- edlup56

You should be ashamed of yourself putting out such a movie

Oh hold on my phone is ringing

"Yes Its me Do I want to come over?
Over what ? Oh never mind
anyway you say you have beer Ok I will be right over"


Sorry now where was I
Oh Yeah! This movie was terrible

Hold on again

"No baby stop spanking me I am writing a review"

Sorry again I keep losing my place
Where was I again
Yes I was saying what a great movie this was, Yeah thats it

ok Gotta go now the crisco is melting

Posted on July 10, 2006
- AnotherNewDawn

"I don't really care for reviews on how to improve my movies..because I don't give a crap about quality."

I was already laughing out loud when I read that, so you were off to a fine start from the first frame.

Just as I always expect, the Riott channel on TMO is uncensored, unapologetic, and undeniably f'ing funny. I love this woman and am addicted to her shorts.

(short films, pervs)

More, more!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- sidy

its great! good voices and storyline. i had lot of fun!
looks like real comedy TV drama. great job!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- kwistufa

That was great lol.
Great VO's & very educational content..
Miss McGee's words of advice were hilarious!
ticks.... haha..WTF.
Well done Riott!!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- jackalbane

I needed that. Oh yes, I needed that badly. Very funny and very true. Great job Riott.

Posted on July 9, 2006
- NUNBERRY

It's hard to look at this as a comedy, it's more of a documentary. However in this regard it fails, because it offers no information that isn't already freely available in the public domain. It's absurd to think that in this day and age a women could have an entire conversation with a man without slipping in the phrase "I love [oh please!]" to keep his interest.
The use of both STs and VO to complement one another rather than as a belt and braces approach was refreshing, and the voice work - with the exception of the ginger man [be polite!] who sounded like he'd fallen into a well - was great. My only gripe was that just as the action was picking up it ended, and I wasn't finished so I had to look for my old video of Maria from Sesame Street. Sploosh!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- dfpiii

Is it wrong that I was aroused by this?

Probably.

Posted on July 9, 2006
- DNR

That was awesome..Riott you are ony funny chick..Loved the VO's And for the record everyone of those tips would work

Posted on July 9, 2006
- postmodernchuck

I would have put out for her. I'm totally into yodelling.

Posted on July 9, 2006
- markrichardbehenna

Funny, disgusting and horrifyingly filthy, you have corrupted us all. I think the characters displayed were instersting with possibily more truth than we would like to admit. Loved the ending, though I didn't hear any sucking noises, oh well!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- SothisAmon

Brilliant, perfect down to the [eye-hurting-word!]y hair cut and glasses... though i think there need others in the series such as how following his ex's vanerial incapacitation mark must bulk them selves to ridiculous proportions and strolk his muscles seductivly with his itzy bitzy hands in an effort to attract a new mate

Posted on July 9, 2006
- 6-HeadedMonster

have i told you today that i love you??

now a few words on how to improve your movies.......

Posted on July 9, 2006
- BlueStriker4444

Schwing!Riott only you would have the guts and the talent to make a movie like this....the music fit perfectly and as usual great VOs.I dont know what to say about the last scene except to say you always make me very happy....great work!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- Mildheadwound

In a perfect world, all women will come to their senses and take the outerworldly advice of Ms.McGee, for it unlocks the very key to man's baser instincts! So stop yodelling and get with the program; class is in session! 'This is good stuff ... I'm writing it down!'

While definitely not for the feint of heart, this insightful comedy goes above and beyond it's target audience with custom titles, wicked tunes and clever, (if not brilliant), dialogue! But of course, i'm gonna say that! Hahaha!

Anywhoo, thanks again for lettin' me be included in this instant, timeless classic. Especially that last scene ~ Whew!!!

Posted on July 9, 2006
- benstudios1991

Wow...umm....I....I think I need to go to church now.

OK bye.

Posted on July 9, 2006
- princeinexile

Omg...That was funny as hell .This film is going on my bookmark..and I better download it before they pullit...lol

Posted on July 8, 2006
- bisonhead

That was really well done, grest voice overs. the subs were off putting though

Posted on July 8, 2006
- Ninette1

Fabulously Funny Riott and Co.

~Ninette1 Studios

Posted on July 8, 2006