CLIVES UFO ABDUCTION
 
 
Studio: kwistufa
 
Review Count: 100
Average Rating: 4.48 stars
Genre: Sci-Fi
Length: 4 minutes 38 seconds
 
Posted on: June 8, 2006
 
 
Film Description
3RD PRIZE WINNER in JULY 2006 SCI FI LEAGUE!!
Uh Oh! CLIVES in the wrong place at the wrong time again!!
Doing some Fencing Contracting for the Govt up in the Kakadu
& a goddamn UFO from the Planet Perineum comes along!!
Music by Rik Vargard
WARNING:
ADULT LANGUAGE & INNUENDOS
STRONG LANGUAGE.
DONT WATCH IF THIS OFFENDS:
 
Reviews
- FunkyFilms

Ha ha ha... Great.
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Posted on August 11, 2006
- edlup56

This was more like sour dream and clives My god one is enough but now we have multiple clives to worry about. Think of all the run on plaid shirts I bet the stock will go through the roof. LOL

Posted on August 11, 2006
- madmazz

well it was well made..no doubt about that..and the character was quite funny..not one for overuse of swearing though..call me old fashioned if ya like..but I still enjoyed it!! Well done.

Posted on August 7, 2006
- TRUERTK121091

HEY, GREAT MOVIE. I HOPE YOU REGAIN 1ST ON THE CHARTS.

Posted on August 1, 2006
- Vivid_Videos

This is a Great Movie, You Made an Awesome Movie in a Genre That at Times can Be Hard to Make a hit, But u got it! an Enjoyable view. check out my movies please..

Posted on July 29, 2006
- FraasMovies

Great movie my friend. ;)

Posted on July 24, 2006
- nz_movie_maker

I actually found this a hard movie to rate:
I like to make helpful suggestions where possible, yet I'm hard pressed to.

The swearing was fine as it relates to the character, the jokes were pretty good in most cases.
I'm not sure whats "wrong" with it as such, maybe the set up at the beginning, or maybe the ending, just something doesnt feel right to me.

In cases like this I usually look at the comments of other people:
Oddly there are people who "really hate it" yet give it 3 stars which is weird.

So this is a fair 3 star review. Good jokes, good characterisation, maybe it missed interplay between the 2 aliens at the beginning, or maybe missed something at the end....

Posted on July 10, 2006
- Winternova

No comment

Posted on July 5, 2006
- rizzosurfer

class film deserves more than 5. plz r8 my films

Posted on July 4, 2006
- jetjaguar1964

I guess some of you will give high marks to anything if it says "[shhhh!]" enough.

Posted on July 3, 2006
- shadowfilms

that was great just great it was funny at some parts

but somefthimes the subtitles were to fast

Posted on July 2, 2006
- TheMGMKid1

Spectacular is not the word. Supper Colossally Spectacular! The special effects were nice too. But hey it's the brilliant comedy and usual fun with Clive that leaves you rolling in the aisles with laughter. And I know where the planet Perineum is! It is very close to Uranus. Though I have never been there I hear it is a musty unpleasant place that rarely sees sunlight. You naughty boy! Loved the film and it rates the MGM Seal of Approval!

Posted on July 1, 2006
- Adam42

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Posted on July 1, 2006
- Rik_Vargard

Lol hahah completely out of nowhere straight into elsewhere for sure! :)

Posted on June 30, 2006
- moviestar-to-be

No comment

Posted on June 30, 2006
- Jordan120

Man! Clive has a dirty mouth than a crack [censored!] at a run-down motel! But seriously, funny film. The ending was good too.

Posted on June 26, 2006
- ajsw

No comment

Posted on June 26, 2006
- GreenRage

I have no idea why this is so high on the sci-fi charts but great work dude. Very good movie!

Posted on June 25, 2006
- PitekG91

Great! Well done! Please rate my Planet of Apes on http://www.movies.lionhead.com/movie/90834

Posted on June 24, 2006
- etribe

meh...average at best

Posted on June 23, 2006
- Leora

Hehehe... Nice alien 'language'... Very funny movie, great ending! :p

Posted on June 22, 2006
- Belisariu

No comment

Posted on June 21, 2006
- HARLEQ

I really liked the alien dude that didnt like takin orders, but I feel Clive swore too much and it was unnecessary unless trying to appeal to kids who find the word f**k funny, but the alien dude I liked, his script was pretty amusing. Overall a good flick man.

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Posted on June 20, 2006
- johnnymaker

Very good film really like the big spaceship

keep up the good work!

Posted on June 20, 2006
- gamegeek

Only survives on the dialogue full of f**k jokes apart from that the script is a load of rubbish.

Posted on June 20, 2006
- Ranedthel

"I gotta remember to put out the fire. Wherever I f**kn' lit it!" Oh God I'm still laughing. Excellent kwist. What a great character Clive is.

Posted on June 20, 2006
- copey72

ROFL!!! That was hilarious. Very good movie. I'll be sure to check out your other ones when it's not time to go to sleep :)

Check out my first real movie, The Hive Part One and tell me what you think!

Posted on June 19, 2006
- anthonymurrphy

very good keep it up

Posted on June 19, 2006
- The_Cannon_Of_Clips

quite good.

Posted on June 19, 2006
- kooka67

LMAO!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! Too funny man, this is way too funny for me not to bookmark, great movie oh and one thing "WTF???" lol

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-kooka67

Posted on June 19, 2006
- johan2501

WTF?

Posted on June 18, 2006
- JosephKw

That was outrageously funny. Can never get enough Clivebeasts. So keep them coming, and coming. And congratulations on being the #1 studio!

Posted on June 17, 2006
- Stereophonic

A pretty good comedy that had some fairly funny moments. What stopped this from being 5 stars was the annoying sound made by the alien (I actually had to lower the volume to make it bearable) and the way that the subtitles and audio (said by clive and the alien) clashed near the end. Also, it probably did swear ever so slightly to much, but thats no real issue for me and I'm just picking flaws for the sake of it now, so I'll stop.
A good movie that is genuinely funny and pretty enjoyable to watch.

Posted on June 16, 2006
- yeagmaster

Once again Clive shines through as the comedy King of TMO.

S&E meet Clive! This is how you introduce the EP to TMO. Let Clive take it to the limit.

Posted on June 16, 2006
- guitartiger

it was a great movie! loved the special effects! keep workin hard man!

Posted on June 15, 2006
- Master007

Interesting. Do all of your movies use the f word that many times. If they do, I don't see how you can be the number one studio. The reason for the four is because the voiceovers were kindof hard to hear at points, (with the language though that probably a good thing), and also for the use of profanity. The movie would have been just as good if you had said f every 10 seconds. I know I am not you mother, but I hate it when people are vulgar for no reason. Continue making movies though.

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Posted on June 15, 2006
- JackDelahunt

This sure was a funny movie. I mean, an alien who speaks like slurping a drink has 6 billion people to choose from. But he has to choose a guy with serious tourettes. The ending make me wet my pants. A great movie deserves a great amount of stars. 5 it is then.


I hate doing this in reviews but I need people to help my studio so who ever reads this could you click my name and watch my short movies. I garantee a smile if you watch them. Thanks. Plus don't fear the 1 star on one of my movies because that was done by some F.U.C.K face C.U.N.T called Flab_05. Don't listen to that S.H.I.T.

Posted on June 15, 2006
- Hackjob

What the $@#& was that? Good for a laugh, that's what.

Posted on June 15, 2006
- lupus75

wow f----ing

Posted on June 15, 2006
- Kai-1992

great film!!
very cool!

funny pig voice ;)
rate my movies
Yours Kai

Posted on June 15, 2006
- ZakRobertson

Lol really, really good! Normally a movie of that length i would get bored of quite quickly, not this one. The unecessary swearing is so necessary and the voice of that bubble headed thing.. classic. Keep makin' movies!

If you get a chance check out my studio!

Posted on June 15, 2006
- jewshoedo

hilarious. seriously really good. BTW, check out my new movie, serial arsonist.

Posted on June 14, 2006
- weaving

Good movie! please go see the Downtown Action

Posted on June 14, 2006
- vampire_14

Funny Movie

Plzz vote for my new movie The Evil Lifeform part 1

Posted on June 14, 2006
- caz-man

this movie SOULD BE IN 1ST PLACE, it is so good

Posted on June 14, 2006
- nightmare2146

A very good example of how to set out a story, and a good showing for the Expansion pack, good VOs and some funny dialogue. The music was spot on too and helped bring the movie all together. Well done with this one

Posted on June 14, 2006
- PriMa

Very cool film!

Posted on June 14, 2006
- wazmaster5794

yeah, alright. i liked it.

Posted on June 13, 2006
- Movie94

No comment

Posted on June 13, 2006
- Forcemaster2000

Funny! That alien pilot is a riot!

Posted on June 12, 2006
- Adam09

very funny

Posted on June 12, 2006
- Zuxif

That was a good movie. Showed a lot of the power the expansion pack really has. The good movies are slowly starting to come in. I'm hoping their is a sequel to this, seems like it would make sense because of the end. Keep up the good work though.

Posted on June 12, 2006
- jdblazer

Useing the f-word over and over is not funny or smart. It's just lazy.

Posted on June 12, 2006
- qasim

wow cool guns and really good stunts and effects movies and i like voice overs review my movie hammer man and wonder boy

Posted on June 12, 2006
- RomanCaesar

I plan to get the new expansion pack, but you did a great job. I make the Star Rage Series and I think your movie is great. I like to total orginal content. YOu managed to show off the best of the effects from the new expansion pack and show me what I can do with my series.

Posted on June 11, 2006
- OlliEntertainment

Great movie..
Excellent Voiceacting..
Film on!!

Posted on June 11, 2006
- IceAxe18

Cool

Posted on June 11, 2006
- Farquad

No comment

Posted on June 11, 2006
- crazypcfreak

Lol! love the VOs and use of S&E, great work. Hope to see more in the future.

Posted on June 11, 2006
- colintucker2006

when clive said, this has to be a joke, chocolate beanskin, i almost fell over. you certainly didn't waste time getting clive in the expansion pack era. good to see more work from you. check out my latest film, please

Posted on June 11, 2006
- eruptionworks

This is gud as a si-fi and comedy its like star trek but crossed over wid the office. could make a sequel though

Posted on June 11, 2006
- RedRodrigez

No comment

Posted on June 11, 2006
- God_Of_Plague

Oh God imagine the poor FCCagainst an army of Clive Clones, there wouldn't be enough bleeps, horns and delay switches to contain them. Uh oh yeah funny movie to. Makes me wonder what ever happened to erin cole....

Posted on June 10, 2006
- heliopolister

Exceedingly hilarious. Love to see Clive enter the new age of TMO in an expansion pack movie.

Posted on June 10, 2006
- Daveydoo

Pretty Good, Just you can't follow the plot!
Its good to also see the expandsion pack being used!

Posted on June 10, 2006
- FountainShoulteyn

A good movie. I liked the music, especially in the beginning. Good use of S&E (extra star for that), good sound effects and nice cutting. The story was IMHO sometimes a little lengthy and, maybe it's my problem, I didn't get the plot. I found Clive's swearing not that funny and by and by too much. But all in all - entertaining!

Posted on June 10, 2006
- theVillain

Funny stuff as usual! The alien's V/O worked really well, I was expecting just a weird voice at first. Nice and simple plot too, great work! 4 stars

Posted on June 10, 2006
- He11o

Loved the new stuff.

Posted on June 10, 2006
- Quill-Master

Er...what can I say? It seemed pretty average to me. Mildly amusing in places, but after a while the constant swearing became irritating and added nothing to the plot so felt non-essential. It didn't make much sense that Clive could understand the alien. Sorry, but I have seen better and it wouldn't be fair to those I rated highly if I was less than honest here.

Posted on June 10, 2006
- DJ93

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on June 10, 2006
- Dark_Mace

It was funny...at times, yes. It was well shot...meh not really.
However what im giving you stars for is your chracter development.
So far ive given one direcotr praise for establishing atmosphere (the best on SE so far) and on director for establshing tension (again the best on SE so far) and for you i will give you stars for establshing your chracters the best so far on TM.

That green blob that kept saying it refused to bow down to authority, that was a very nice little addition. It gave it personality and isntantly made it a sympathisable character. Also Clive who kept swearing, although seemingly unnecesary it DID establish his chracter very well. Again another chracter whether like it or not, has real chracter and real personality.

Whether you like this movie or not, you will identify with the chracters because unlike MOST of the movies here so far, these chracters have a chracter.

But alas i cannot give you 5 stars on chracter development alone. The movie was lacking. I mean the story was...kinda uninteresting and without a conclusion that i felt was satisfactory. It was funny at times, but beyond that the movie has few merits from a story perspective.

as such i reward your humour and excellent although perhaps non intentional chracter development, 3 stars.

Posted on June 10, 2006
- Alezxander

Nice

Posted on June 9, 2006
- dpchrist26

ROFL!! WTF??!!! Haha! Very funny movie, im a big Sci-fi movie buff and you did a great job on everything.

Posted on June 9, 2006
- MAGIC_SCHOOL_BUS

That was truely authentic flick, I loved the use of sound effects on this one. Visuals were great too, really haven't seen anything like it. A nice movie you have here, it's a littl better than the first S&E movie, and the dialouge was great. I loved that one line; "I don't get on my knees for no f%@#er" LOL... good job. :D

Posted on June 9, 2006
- benstudios1991

"Hey bubblehead...get offa me!"
Funny all the way through...great plot...cool special effects...awesome ending..wow that had me laughing at the end...great movie!

Posted on June 9, 2006
- oletheking92

this was too much "bad language" i loved iT !!!

Posted on June 9, 2006
- chrisu69

lol....great movie

Posted on June 9, 2006
- riott007

Those goddamn pesky aliens! Mutherpuckers are every where! I hope clive returns to his mother land and finishes that fencing job.

Posted on June 9, 2006
- nickr95

The ending saved this movie, without it, the rating would have been a two or three

Posted on June 9, 2006
- Hardyway

Nice!

Posted on June 9, 2006
- _yo_nas_

yeahh

Posted on June 9, 2006
- CronicClapper

Another great adventure for clive. Those aliens don't know what they've got themselves into there. Freaking manbeast is going to trick one of them out right. This is by far better then the first one. S&E is going to reign supreme.

Posted on June 9, 2006
- aarn777

Where can I go to get some of that music?

Posted on June 8, 2006
- sammietrey

No comment

Posted on June 8, 2006
- Ninette1

Kwistufa.
Wildly amusing with some out of this world special effects. Your creatures are just lovely and the theme here is nothing short of painful? But that is all good because in the end the Clives will get theirs... They always do. This is of course another open ended and interesting piece of work by Kwistufa Studios. Bizarre to say the very least. I wonder how Clive really feels about the probeing. lol
Nice FX.

~

Posted on June 8, 2006
- Mildheadwound

You're not fooling anybody, we know where the perineum lies . . . inbetween (where we like to spend most of our) time and (the inky brown void of) space! Really though, the winners for me in this film were the alien's vocal work and the truly terrifying possibilities at the end! Why is it only the backcountry yokels who get abducted!?

Posted on June 8, 2006
- Spaceman72

Lol, Clive made it in S&E! :)
Well done job, another hilarious adventure of Clive. The VO's are brilliant and kept me laughing through the whole movie. Once again a great funny movie with Clive. :) As I still don't own S&E, I can't say much about the technical editing, but it looks great! :)
I want to see more of Clive!

Posted on June 8, 2006
- princeinexile

Did that alien use the classic hand buzzer trick on Clive? I think he did.The oldest practical joke in the universe. Clives grasp of the english language is what seperates this film from others on TMO. Now I just wonder if aliens would actually want to even bother with the australlia...Of course koala bears...ya..

Posted on June 8, 2006
- manwithaplan42

Very funny movie, well done

Posted on June 8, 2006
- silentscope56

awasome

Posted on June 8, 2006
- filipekholmstudios

i still dont listen to the VO`S but this is better than the first one

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Posted on June 8, 2006
- zaaapmmme

my friend this movie was alright...
im so jelous at this moment cause this wont come out in ireland oon the 16th of june...#
i think the language was un called for a star off....theres little kidys on this site....
film on
please check out my movies thnx

Posted on June 8, 2006
- alfric

hahaha,clive on S&E...
lewd ,crude and funny...
loved the ending,now thats going to cause some chaos...
another good advert for the EP....
i liked it...

Posted on June 8, 2006
- jamestkirk

I LOVE IT!!!! Dont listne to anyone else, this movie was awesome!! Definetly needs a sequel!!
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Posted on June 8, 2006
- Nioril

Good use of the special effects and some good editing but other than that the movie in itself isn't all too impressive, the script is lacking and it wasn't very funny.
And I'm not one offended by strong language but it feels unnecessary after a while, like it's just there for the sake of being there.

Posted on June 8, 2006
- DAK13

Does every other word have to be the f word?? Try expanding your vocabulary!!

Posted on June 8, 2006
- duxy

Clive featuers in another wacky adventure.. this time we see clive in an unusual sitution encountered with an unusual creature.. WTF was with the pig Vo's?? You did excellent however..

But as usual this brings a lot of laughs for the creativeness inside the directors mind to produce another funny film using the EP. Yeah some great effects used, but i couldn't tell if you used free cam at all? But a complex story which portrays the stupidity side of things as gets Clive confused in this episode. Great jokes and swear factor used effectively.. The ending brought off a huge hit! Never seen so many clives before haha, great film buddy!

Posted on June 8, 2006
- biggstrek

Man, that ending was scarey... and funny. hehe
Gotta love that 'Uranus' line... lol
Nice VO's, too.
Go CLIVE!

Posted on June 8, 2006
- lolloler

Ok, here we go:
+ Nice custom VO, like that pig or somthing.
+ Good use of the new SE content, not somthing stupid.
+ Good humor!

- Somthimes a bad edit.
==========
3+3-1= 5 STARS!

Posted on June 8, 2006
- ubernewbie

hahahahaha, clive's back and hes not happy. Great work buddy.

Posted on June 8, 2006