ROCK HARD
 
 
Studio: ninette1
 
Review Count: 111
Average Rating: 4.8 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 8 minutes 35 seconds
 
Posted on: May 27, 2006
 
 
Film Description
The Trials and Tribulations ... and Demise of the Original "C*ck Rockers"... RockHard!

*I love this flick.


Original Music by HTL.
Rated: R

Cast:
_____
*Narrater/Larson Daily: 6-HeadedMonster
*Diesel: Kwistufa
*Tour Manager: Yeagmaster
*Band Lawyer: SothisAmon
*Sweet Crab Meat/ Vocalist: AnotherNewDawn

Groupies:
*AnotherNewDawn
*DNR & Company
*ElizabethSusan
*Ninette1
*'Officer John'
*Spaceman 72
 
Featured Reviews
- Bezzer36

Spinal Tap...Bad news...and now...Rock Hard!

Ninette's best work to date here.
Funny, entertaining and visually amazing.

I remember watching the trailer for this and thinking 'how the hell is she going to make a movie about a rock band using a game that just doesn't have the facilities or capabilities to do so?...even with the custom stuff thrown in!'

Well, my question has been answered here...and how!
Pure creative genius was the answer...clever editing, amazing custom work and the backing of an awesome VO cast.

The documentary formula was the ultimate touch for me though...the MTV/VH1 quality of it alone, had me laughing and nodding to myself in approval.

All in all, amazing stuff and...

A TASTY BURGER!

Posted on June 14, 2006
- MefuneAkira

Um...Wow!
Another visual work of art from my friend Ninette1. LMAO Studios has never given a low review to any of Ninette1's films, in fact, thes films just keep getting more powerful.
The use of props, backdrops, music, lighting, VO is just a outstanding use from this film master. Just cool as hell.

Excellent work as always my friend and...

ROCK HARD!

-Mefune Akira L.M.A.O. Studios

Posted on June 13, 2006
- WorldPictures

From Mission: Reviewing Team
Hosts Jeremiah and Dr. Googlestien with WCP
A Critic's Center Review

Opening Statement:
ROCK HARD!!!!!!!!!!!! Ninette this was some terrific work and a great comedy documentary. It was like watching E! True Hollywood Story edition of Karen Carpenter dieting to anorexia. Rock Hard is an amazing story and the band itself was destructing on screen and at the end was great. We we're really surprised at how well this turned out, but it was definently great and the addition of backdrops really helped it out as well. First real music related movie in the community and were hoping to see some more like these. We just loved how this one turned out especially the studio setup with the host. Now that was amazing and the stretch pants costumes was a nice touch up also.

Requirements:
This movie pretty much surpassed all of our requirements you had the custom backdrops downpat. Custom music with the rock stuff was awesome felt like we were at a real concert and custom titles were great also. The custom backdrops in this movie were surperb and the firing bus. Voice overs were top notch considering these are the same people that made the KOPS series. The storyline and plot felt like a reality biography or something. Nice pull off and the overall quality of the film was excellent. An A+ on our side.

Studio Rank:
VETERAN

Award/Stars:
A GENRE10 Must See Film
Five Star Golden Performance
An achievement everyone wants from Critic's Corner

Useful Message from CC:
At Critic's Center we make sure the studio takes something out of our review and use it towards future projects. We don't just say a few words and leave you with nothing. We give you reality and it always has helped our filmmakers in the past. The mission is reviewing.

Closing:
This was a great movie and Ninette so far you have passed our expectations. Your really starting to show some great filmmaking skills and we want you to continue to take it to the next level. From the onset of the title we wanted to see it and the comedy in this was great. Comedy seems to be your strength. Can we see some more of these documentaries. ROCK HARD!!!!!!!!!!!

BOX Office on TMO is coming back June 14!

Posted on June 12, 2006
- PamDennis

MovieWood E! Editor...

On the corner of "ROCK" and "HARD" - that scene alone deserved 5 STARS.
I loved it! The stats were a little over the top, but it definately added to the comedy aspect for this movie... great stuff for sure.

I would like to comment on the following review you recieved...

Fishman13 - 2 STARS - Why do you people have to make movies rated R? huh? Why cant you just make a movie for everyone to watch?

MWE Editor: I don't know why you are complaining... you watched it! Oh wait, you're a non-studio, next time give some real feedback. I have nothing against non-studio reviewers, as MovieWood Studio (PamDennis) is non-studio friendly, but give a better reason than that.

My "party"ing words?

ROCK HARD!!!

Posted on May 30, 2006
- Spaceman72

Wow! This band rocks! Great rockumentary. It is like watching MTV or any other music channel with a ~N-style. :)
The voice overs are brilliant and kwistufa in the role of Diesel just rocks.
The story is very original and well plotted. The editing and the whole custom stuff gives this rockumentary the realistic look. Also the great soundtrack lifts up the atmosphere to a realistic touch. I'am still amazed about our great movie, ~N! Rock Hard! :)

Posted on May 27, 2006
 
Reviews
- Meosha12

Great job here you are very good you have a gift a gift to make movies my friend







ps Check out my newest movie called The call back
Thanks so much
Bye

Posted on November 1, 2006
- DoctorComfort

You are such a wonderful...ahhh...ummm... film maker. You are the one that rocks um...Hard? Ok, you need this review like I need another internet groupie. And what can I say that wasnt said on 11 pages of reviews. Ummm...Snizzle.

Posted on October 22, 2006
- swordfish66601

Wow! love the movie, this is the best movie I have ever seen on this website and I have seen a lot. You can tell that you worked hard on this because it really shows and with them brill voice overs and cool rock music, this should be number 1.
This movie has got the best script I have ever heard and it fits in really well and where did you get those bakdrops. 5 stars is going to be given for this great movie, and for all the effort that was involved, well done.

Please Check Out My New Movie "Arockalypse"

Posted on September 23, 2006
- jjnelson222

First of all great vos. I loved the story and the script. Great choice of music too. This movie has awesome. It was hilarious.

Yo, check out my new PIRATE movie "Journeys of Captain Flint: A Pirate's Life"
I gaurantee you will like it. JUST CLICK ME NAME TO GET TO IT

Posted on September 18, 2006
- PearsonHouse

Great backdrops, great "story", great music. Everything worked so well together. �?�(�?�¿�?�)�?�

Posted on September 12, 2006
- postmodernchuck

Holy hell!

I finally got around to watching this. It was so funny, some of my co-workers actually came into my office and asked if I was choking or something.

True story!

Posted on September 12, 2006
- verguit

Something original but not to my liking. Sorry.

Posted on September 12, 2006
- Eyris

What a wonderfully funny movie. There were so many things in here that made me laugh, most notably 'we even gave them a souvenir to take home with them' :-D
Great music, wonderful backdrops, cool idea for a movie.
Thanks for making me laugh hard !!

Posted on September 12, 2006
- QUILONGMON

Nice going. Nice going indeed.

Posted on September 11, 2006
- vatrel34

ROCK HARD ninette1!

Posted on September 9, 2006
- BamRyan

ROCK HARD! Lol, great work, this was a VERY good movie!

Posted on September 5, 2006
- Ventrix34219

Great

Posted on September 1, 2006
- jjansen1234

thisis a great movie! I love it!!!!!!! Keep up this GREAT work!!!!!!! I love ur ideas in this movie too!

Posted on August 31, 2006
- pegleg

Glad I caught this rockumentary. TMO's answer to Spinal Tap, is one hell of a rocking movie. Great images, great dialogue, great music but most of all a great idea.

Posted on August 29, 2006
- Fulkster

Cool rockumentry... great use of backdrops!
Thanks

Posted on August 28, 2006
- edlup56

Great Rock Doc and the effects were fantastic. you really got the flavor of the happening of a rock group with this latest offering. Yor characters fit the part so well and I also liked how your transitions worked between the interview.

great flick

Posted on August 20, 2006
- Adison11

the movies was good and the hills have eyes will be out soon but in the mean time watch The Unreal trailer:)

Posted on July 22, 2006
- Howitzer

Well scripted and very visual. Seem to lack something for me, a little slow maybe. Nicley made however and original for TMO.

Posted on July 16, 2006
- TRUERTK121091

THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION. I THINK YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO BE AN ACTUAL DIRECTOR AND/OR PRODUCER!

Posted on July 7, 2006
- WHTJUNIOR

A decent attempt at the old burnt out rockers story. The only thing I didn't like was the voice acting. It sounded way too calm and monotone. They don't sound like they care what they're talking about.

Posted on July 1, 2006
- Tie

Story: 4/5

Subtitles: N/A

Voiceover 4/4

Music: 5/5

Editing: 4/4

Posted on June 24, 2006
- HARLEQ

Very amusing liked it alot, good use of backdrops n stuff, Im new so this is the first ninette film Ive seen so far, but I keep seein your name about, I'll check out the others when it isnt so late for me. good fun flick.

Pleast check out my movie http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/90136

Posted on June 21, 2006
- Greenglades

A great Rockumentary with all the lights and effects to make you feel you are in a concert.

Plot/Storyline: Based on films such as Spinal Tap and the VH1 documentaries - Behind the Glory, Rock Hard is well written for it's genre. It is not a quick biopic but a well planned out tale from start to finish.

Editing: Great work with the special effects and backdrops. The opening sequence with the on stage explosion is incredible.
Sound: Good use of music. The voice actors did an excellent job.

Pacing: It is a documentary, so every time we head back to the studio stage the pacing slows down again.

Entertaining: A good rockumentary based around one of the human organs to derive the comedy. A few smattering of comic lines, but doesn't score high as a comedy.

Overall: A very well done rockumentary. The special effects were great. The only way this could be done better is by making this rockumentary set outside the sound stage - where we follow the life of the band members more like Spinal Tap, or Almost Famous, or for TMO comparison the Rock Star.

A very good, high quality production.

Posted on June 14, 2006
- Bezzer36

Spinal Tap...Bad news...and now...Rock Hard!

Ninette's best work to date here.
Funny, entertaining and visually amazing.

I remember watching the trailer for this and thinking 'how the hell is she going to make a movie about a rock band using a game that just doesn't have the facilities or capabilities to do so?...even with the custom stuff thrown in!'

Well, my question has been answered here...and how!
Pure creative genius was the answer...clever editing, amazing custom work and the backing of an awesome VO cast.

The documentary formula was the ultimate touch for me though...the MTV/VH1 quality of it alone, had me laughing and nodding to myself in approval.

All in all, amazing stuff and...

A TASTY BURGER!

Posted on June 14, 2006
- camkolunie

cool colors bad actors

Posted on June 14, 2006
- MefuneAkira

Um...Wow!
Another visual work of art from my friend Ninette1. LMAO Studios has never given a low review to any of Ninette1's films, in fact, thes films just keep getting more powerful.
The use of props, backdrops, music, lighting, VO is just a outstanding use from this film master. Just cool as hell.

Excellent work as always my friend and...

ROCK HARD!

-Mefune Akira L.M.A.O. Studios

Posted on June 13, 2006
- qwerty101

Ninnette u make some of the best movies o TMO and this was no exception love your humour and your style!!! Rock ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on June 13, 2006
- bongoman

Wow no wonder it won...! Great backdrop work too!

Posted on June 12, 2006
- MrSmithee

Amazing stuff! 13,012 paternity suits?! This is definitely your best film, Ninette1. I loved the music, the voices, and especially the special effects. The movie presents an important message for the kids: Birth control is a woman's responsibility (I'm joking! I'm joking!). Keep on rockin'!

Posted on June 12, 2006
- WorldPictures

From Mission: Reviewing Team
Hosts Jeremiah and Dr. Googlestien with WCP
A Critic's Center Review

Opening Statement:
ROCK HARD!!!!!!!!!!!! Ninette this was some terrific work and a great comedy documentary. It was like watching E! True Hollywood Story edition of Karen Carpenter dieting to anorexia. Rock Hard is an amazing story and the band itself was destructing on screen and at the end was great. We we're really surprised at how well this turned out, but it was definently great and the addition of backdrops really helped it out as well. First real music related movie in the community and were hoping to see some more like these. We just loved how this one turned out especially the studio setup with the host. Now that was amazing and the stretch pants costumes was a nice touch up also.

Requirements:
This movie pretty much surpassed all of our requirements you had the custom backdrops downpat. Custom music with the rock stuff was awesome felt like we were at a real concert and custom titles were great also. The custom backdrops in this movie were surperb and the firing bus. Voice overs were top notch considering these are the same people that made the KOPS series. The storyline and plot felt like a reality biography or something. Nice pull off and the overall quality of the film was excellent. An A+ on our side.

Studio Rank:
VETERAN

Award/Stars:
A GENRE10 Must See Film
Five Star Golden Performance
An achievement everyone wants from Critic's Corner

Useful Message from CC:
At Critic's Center we make sure the studio takes something out of our review and use it towards future projects. We don't just say a few words and leave you with nothing. We give you reality and it always has helped our filmmakers in the past. The mission is reviewing.

Closing:
This was a great movie and Ninette so far you have passed our expectations. Your really starting to show some great filmmaking skills and we want you to continue to take it to the next level. From the onset of the title we wanted to see it and the comedy in this was great. Comedy seems to be your strength. Can we see some more of these documentaries. ROCK HARD!!!!!!!!!!!

BOX Office on TMO is coming back June 14!

Posted on June 12, 2006
- DTDLC

Cool parody of end of a stupid rock band!

Logging off,
Dr. Thinker

Posted on June 11, 2006
- RolandHulme

Brilliant. A solid, original use of the movies format.

Posted on June 10, 2006
- Artorious

This is a great film. The story was original and I really liked your editing style. I thought each character was unique and very entertaining. Great use of music, specially since this is a movie about a band. This is one of the best movies I've seen on TMO. I see why your studio has the status it does.

Posted on June 9, 2006
- Moonlord1

Ist das wahr was ich da gesehen habe ?
Einfache Spitze, ein hartes Leben in der Rock Scene ich glaube realistischer geht es nicht.
Wow.
Aus diesem Editing kann ich sehr viel lernen,danke.
Ich bin nicht so gut, wenn du mal Zeit hast schau mal bitte vorbei.

Posted on June 8, 2006
- sidy

yeah!! its cool! i like this music and movie.
nice voices and original scene. nice, very nice!

Posted on June 8, 2006
- Satansmunchkin

Yeah! Bout time we had a movie like this on TMO! Now i wanna get the "rock hard" album ... lol

Originality - 8
Plot/story - 10
Dialogue - 10
Editing - 10
"wow factor" - 10

If i could i'd rate this 10 stars it was that good! :) great movie.

Posted on June 7, 2006
- Apocryphon

Sorry I took so long to get to this, I was waiting expectantly for it but life gets in the way, just ask Big Daddy.
Thoroughly enjoyable movie with real laugh out loud moments. References many rock myths and legends and even other spoofs and creates a real Rockumentary atmosphere. Good pacing and use of customs, and excellent characterisations.
Few minor moments that could have been sharper and maybe more use of music in the quieter scenes but no real flaw there.
Did a great job with the material available, you should be proud of this movie.
Rock Hard!
Damn Fine Movie!
4.7

Posted on June 7, 2006
- Deathstar17

Good Movie!

Posted on June 6, 2006
- dragadrone

wow great stuff!! loved the actors

Posted on June 6, 2006
- devilboy204

FANTASTIC NINETTE. I have never seen anything like this. AMAZING. it was like a real chat show...THIS FILM IS UNIQUE. AND AN obvious 5 star film.

i have noticed u liked some of my films in the past... perhaps u wil like this one: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/75342

Posted on June 5, 2006
- StevenKreg

Funny as heck.

Posted on June 4, 2006
- darryhick

Hehe I know you've heard this a bunch before but it reminded me of Spinal Tap. Great VO and backdrops. Very original idea and very well done. Great movie.

Posted on June 4, 2006
- biggstrek

Best rock film I've seen since This Is Spinal Tap. Terrific work. You've really got a strong grip on these reality/documentary type films. And the custom backdrops of the tour bus, concerts, etc etc worked remarkably well.

Great VO work from the all-star cast and a strong narrative made the 8 minutes fly by. (And don't forget the nice use of Star Maker!)

Well done!!!!

Posted on June 3, 2006
- Abrey

Good movie.

Posted on June 3, 2006
- Floyd_31

This one is one of the only TMO movies I really fully enjoyed these last couple of weeks. I must say if we're looking for originality, then this is like a pink elephant in the middle of Times Square. A film that showed the different aspects of a rockstar life and cleared the point that it isn't just always Sex, Drugs and Rock'N'Roll. A fantastic movie and I'm looking forward to your following projects.

Cheers,
Floyd.

Posted on June 3, 2006
- Matthew74

Hey, not bad. Certainly ain't no Rutles or Spinal tap though....

(check out my new film "the baggage boy clocks out"

Posted on June 3, 2006
- RPOSHARD

I watched this with great anticipation of seeing a cross between "Kops" and "This Is Spinal Tap" -- and was greatly disappointed on that score.

Don't get me wrong -- the visuals were stunning, the VAs superb (though difficult to hear in some scenes), the music rocked, and the script was litrerate. Apart from a couple of lines, however, I barely chuckled through the whole thing.

I look at the other reviews and think "Maybe I just don't get it" -- well, maybe I don't, or maybe I'm missing something. Nevertheless, reviews are meant to be objective -- objectively, the best I can give this movie as a comedy is a four.

Posted on June 3, 2006
- daledean

Awesome and great hope to see more!

Posted on June 2, 2006
- JJPATEL

An exceptionally well good rockumentary which I enjoyed watching. Even had me laugh in two or three places. I think the backdrops was done so effectively to give some originality that I never seen before on TMO and the approach of documentary felt right. The VO were also good but at times, it got soft at one point and the music drown out some speaking VO in the other.

What you did with the limited scenes on TMO was used well but the feel of the documentary has been seen before but due credit for exaggerating the antics of what rock stars get up to (top marks on the faulty condom joke!) but overall, it just misses my recognition of a 5 star but still, a very high 4 star movie which everyone need to check out.....this is definetely rock n roll!

A must-see rockumentary with some good laughs!

Posted on June 2, 2006
- ElizabethSusan

Yes I will be 18 at midnight! what happend to my sister who loved threesomes? your going to have to use that clip one day, fantastic funny movie with Sp Fx galore! One worth not only the watch but the download. A lot of TMO people doing VO how about a cheer for the peeps as well as you nin, Great flick and I can only imagine what is going to be next! STAY ROCK HARD!

Posted on June 2, 2006
- JazzX

A very good film in many ways - the lead singer was particularly well played.
Great effects throughout the film - but some of the lesser character's lines weren't always audible.

The dialogue needed improving - the fun you can have with this genre is limitless as long as you sincerely focus on the band. It's like a horribly nasty reality show laid bare. You totally missed the band arguments over next to nothing, and who takes charge of the order of numbers (the set list) for the evening. I wanted to see a hilarious band bust-up - but I got a pretty good lawyer's speech instead which summed up some of the film.

It was a reasonable script, but could have been better. The effects and music were excellent, the editing in particular. So there's alot to recommend here.

Posted on June 1, 2006
- xbxgamer26

Dude I am one of those died hard rock fans and I have to say your movie was awesome. I must say its a must see movie if you are a rock fan. I think you should make a sequel or another one like it because this one is cool.

Posted on June 1, 2006
- wazmaster5794

yeah

Posted on June 1, 2006
- nightmare2146

WOW, ROCK HARD!!! that was a very unique way of making a movie, and it was a welcome change. Great costume choices, awesome soundtrack the VOs were brilliantly chosen and well performed. It was definately better than I expected, well done with this one and I'm now looking forward to Kops 3

Posted on June 1, 2006
- HISSTORYMN

There were so many great one liners in this "mocku-rocku-mentary. Really well done and great use of backdrops. Extremely original.

Posted on May 31, 2006
- homemadeeye

That was so good! There were some really funny parts, and the effects were the best I've seen. This movie is very original. I've never seen one like it on this site. With all the amazing effects and the great music, all the times I laughed, and with the movie's originality, this is definitely my favorite movie on this site.

Posted on May 31, 2006
- zaaapmmme

Dude i watched it alll and it was ight..well okay...
okay great..good use of backdrops..and good voices and nice story line im a rocker my self i like rocks bands...iron maiden and lordi stuff like that...
rock Hard and let it go on man

Posted on May 31, 2006
- Dave180786

Hey that was really good....i like movies like this as its a change from the normal movies!, the editing was seamless and the music was very good...i'm not the biggest fan of rock music but i liked most of the music in this movie, The Vo's were awsome and really fitted the movie well. i liked the custom backdrops that you put in too, It was perfect in my eyes and i really enjoyed watching it!....two thumbs up and 5 stars from me!.....well done!

Posted on May 31, 2006
- Jaydee1

please check out some of my movies

Posted on May 31, 2006
- rjb2112

I really like this film. The music... well.... rocked, lol. It had me banging my head.

An original and interesting TMO comedy.


Vo's were top notch as well.

Well Done Ninette!

Posted on May 30, 2006
- tasmania11

great docu-rock.it is weird and well done.the editing is good.the sory is very good.unusual and thats the way i like it!good job.

Posted on May 30, 2006
- PamDennis

MovieWood E! Editor...

On the corner of "ROCK" and "HARD" - that scene alone deserved 5 STARS.
I loved it! The stats were a little over the top, but it definately added to the comedy aspect for this movie... great stuff for sure.

I would like to comment on the following review you recieved...

Fishman13 - 2 STARS - Why do you people have to make movies rated R? huh? Why cant you just make a movie for everyone to watch?

MWE Editor: I don't know why you are complaining... you watched it! Oh wait, you're a non-studio, next time give some real feedback. I have nothing against non-studio reviewers, as MovieWood Studio (PamDennis) is non-studio friendly, but give a better reason than that.

My "party"ing words?

ROCK HARD!!!

Posted on May 30, 2006
- sylanderstudios06

was good but didnt explain much nice backdrops

Posted on May 30, 2006
- DEETER1075

Great movie, best documentary I've seen done on here

Posted on May 30, 2006
- chrisu69

wow...........great movie

Posted on May 30, 2006
- Togepi

Actually, it didn't squeeze a single chuckle out of me. Though I admired the stunning efects, I had to fast forward the movie because it did not rock me hard at all. Sorry but I need something better, a slapstick or satire would be what I need.

Posted on May 29, 2006
- dafoso

That was a really good movie. But not subtle humour at all!

Posted on May 29, 2006
- To_Tell_The_TRUTH

cool movie, good music and funny characters

Posted on May 29, 2006
- CronicClapper

Very nicely done. The atmosphere was perfect. The music could of been a little lower in spots but overall this was an excellent movie. The story was interesting plus funny. Felt like I was really watching a where are they now special. Those guys were like Wilt Chamberlain. I think Rock Hard is my favorite band. HAHAHAHA.

Posted on May 29, 2006
- Fishman13

Why do you people have to make movies rated R? huh? Why cant you just make a movie for everyone to watch?

Posted on May 29, 2006
- duxy

The insight of this documentary was one not to forget.. You have amazed me with all types of materialistic elements involving sex, drugs and music! What great arrangement to testify an illustrious band and percepted in the most constructive method to portray their journey in a documentary, or shall I say ROCKO-doco.

This, to my knowledge had the right principles conveyed to establish this rock group�??s life story and the setting and facts illustrated throughout was also something I found motivating. The structure was defined, the perspective was strong.. Manipulation of narration and events represented was superb. Characteristics of the music in the background had a big impact in keeping its warmth to uplift more atmosphere in context. But it was just the juxtaposition of different elements arranged so timely was just a class act. It kept my interest and it felt so authentic..

The character roles were fantastic! Great to hear so many awesome voices compiled together. It really suited the film�??s veracity and each suited the character corresponded to their role. An asset of great voice-overs I hear there..
The content; well what can I say? Grunge it may seem, but aided the humour so well.. The creativity had a lot of style�?� which I can always expect such recognised ideas from this talented studio.

And to finish off, I love your work. Whether you�??re making crazy flicks or not, I definitely know where you�??re coming from as you continue to deliver such prominent work to the community, and you tend to give a huge rhapsody. The excitement and enthusiasm shown in this really brought this film to life, and that is something you seem to prevail in all glimpses of your work.. Again, a fantastic doco! *ROCK HARD*

Oh, and that kops 3 trailer.. nice!

Posted on May 29, 2006
- derbyrams

Amazing movie!! Really well done!!! Amazing voice-acting, but I felt as if giving you four stars as most voice-overs I couldn't hear without turning the speakers up so loud [no offence], but that's only like 25% of them, the other 75% were amazing, excellent stuff!! This deserves to be in the charts, i'm giving you 5 stars as you did amazing work here with custom costumes, backdrops, titles and more!!! Excellent little preview of Kops 3 at the start, cool idea!! I'll do that for one of my movies, but I can't tell you! You'll have 2 wait and see!! Excellent, superb, inspiring!!!!
Thnks 4 making this movie!!! xxxxxxxx derbyrams

Posted on May 29, 2006
- kooka67

rock hard! gee wiz man those guys were horny as HELL! this movie cracked me up big time, arrested 1172 times? holy crap dude what the [wash your mouth out!] did they do? perhaps i dont want to know. anyway the voice overs were great, loved em. this is definately a bookmark movie. and i cant wait for kops 3!
oh and one more thing, the groupies were [wash your mouth out!]ing stoned! lol

please rate my movies
-kooka67

Posted on May 29, 2006
- JosephKw

Very different from what we've come to expect from Ninette1. While your KOPS series was unreal (in a good way), this story actually felt real (still in a good way), and had a more human quality (well, as real as real rock stars get). But the humor was still there, often lurking in the background and backdrops. Wonderous job with the look and feel of this one (especially the concerts and riots). Plus the bonus trailer for KOPS 3 was an added treat. Keep rocking and we'll keep rolling (in the aisles).

Posted on May 29, 2006
- theVillain

Great job with this, it's not only funny but I actually thought it was interesting. Top notch V/O's and the concert stuff was well done, 5 stars!

Posted on May 29, 2006
- Mattyrock

A Real Mockumentary (Like Spinal Tap) has been made!!!

Nice Job (and i didn't meant "job" in that term either!)

5 Stars

Posted on May 29, 2006
- 02PARSIM

Critics Center Review

I have been looking forward to this movie for ages. Ever since i saw that incredible looking trailer i kept looking at your studio for updates on this movie. And finally it has arrived, and boy when i say it arrived i mean in absolute style! This movie is basically Ninnette's baby. Sure Kops was great and i did love them movies, but this seems more your movie. This seems like the better movie out of all of yours. Did i notice any flaws, yes i did and i shall mention them a bit later on.

But first i will go more in depth about the things that i liked about this movie. Well for starters the opening Coming Soon section was brilliant. Sure its not really part of the movie, but it is a good idea and gave the movie a more realistic quality and sheen to it. The custom stuff was also truly brilliant, the costumes, the sets, the props, everything pointed to a great rockumentary. This actually reminded me of a really great movie, but damn me i forgot the name of it. I know it was a brilliant Rockumentary anyway. The VO's were brilliant, not a single one stuck out as wrong or quiet, they just flowed off eachother brilliantly. This had some great dialouge as well to it, won't give an example to avoid spoilers but they were really, really great.

Okay then i previously mentioned that i noticed a flaw, and that flaw is, that at times it had a tendecny to become slightly dull. It never lost my attention but i wished some of the more talkey sections had been given a good slice to make it get on with flashiness of the movie.

Overall a ver solid Ninnete movie, i am really glad that this movieisfinally released and hopefully it will get a good audience it deserves.

Posted on May 29, 2006
- Black99Phantom

pretty funny but kind of boring. i lost interest awhile in but kept watching.

Posted on May 29, 2006
- SimonKnight

Funny movie. I especially loved the souvenir line.

Posted on May 28, 2006
- Mishlof

Awesome! great editing, props and scenes. Music was great, and it really did feel like one of those Rocumentries :) the use of costumes to create the image of the band is sooo 80's ;) Cheers!
Mishlof

Posted on May 28, 2006
- SothisAmon

:) i enjoyed that great use of custom tiles :( if only you explained how the bassist died... was it the psycadelic experience and vlad the impaler that was in the trailer anything to do with it great movie the singer actually looks too much like one of those mid 90's black metal bands Mayhem or someone.
Dont worry about the discription you cant exactly make it a psudo documentry if its not slightly serious, for some people comedy is "man being hit in groin" again great cuts for the stage show and such

Posted on May 28, 2006
- Zannder

Loved it. I will always appreciate this director's raw, straight forward style. This production came off as a very realisticly portrayed rock-u-mentary. Good stuff.

Posted on May 28, 2006
- Timo666

A superb rock docu-comedy! Quite a bit different from your previous work but top notch quality as usual. Great VO's by everyone involved, some good jokes and the overall effort put in this movie make it a great enjoyment to watch! And the small preview for KOPS III is just the cherry on the cake!

Let me conclude this review with a quote I think that suits this movie:

"Living in the limelight, the universal dream. For those who wish to seem, those who wish to be. Must pit aside the alienation, get on with the fascination. The real relation, the underlying theme." - Rush, "Limelight", from the album "Moving pictures"

Posted on May 28, 2006
- Dulci

I found this to be a very original TMO submission. You absolutely pulled off the "rock-u-mentary" style, and this kept my attention easily. Funny, but not overboard - you didn't rely on the lowest common denominator type jokes to keep the comedy flowing, but instead came up with some realistic, witty lines to really give this movie a raw feel. Really enjoyed 6-headed-monsters voiceovers in this. A few choppy scenes, but nothing that distracted.

Dulcilicious!

Posted on May 28, 2006
- KirinRiotCrash

Quick Guerilla Review:

When I watched the trailer, I was expecting a lot of flashy effects and awesome music. I got what was expect and then some.

I really like the music and flashy backdrops, sudden scene shifts. Kind of makes me feel like I'm in a rock concert. But it also feels like I'm watching a music video, rockumentary, and rock concert at the same time. The song titles really rock as well.

One crit would be that I have felt some slight barely noticeable jerkiness going on during some of the crane scenes. There was also one when the groupie scenes were switching over back to the Narrator.

But overall, it's a really great movie!

Rock on! And ROCK HARD! m(^_^)m

Posted on May 28, 2006
- VandrendeOrn

great movie, original, and the music was great

Posted on May 28, 2006
- Vally

This movie rocks!! One of the most stylish movies I've ever seen on TMO. The amount of work is amazing, the backdrops, that stunning music... I liked it very much

Posted on May 28, 2006
- thebaloob123

reminds me of Spinaltap. :)

Posted on May 28, 2006
- Primaer

A wonderful, wonderful. Kick assing soundtrack, phenomal use of backdrops, great editing and great use of props too, but most of all, 100% Originality. I was so amused while watching, never got boring. I expectet something different, but I wasn't disappoint. Great work on this one, Ninette.

Rock Hard rocks hard!! o_O

Posted on May 28, 2006
- sisch

What a great rockumantary... great style! Ever since I saw that trailer I waited for the movie, and wow! Very nice editing, great use of backdrops, lots of believable dialogue, the voiceactors did a great job here! I loved the paternity suits, and the interview style, and the atmosphere....WOW again!!!

Posted on May 28, 2006
- Daninsky

Nice job!

Some nifty editing in your movie.
Can't say that I got all of it, not that much of a HM fan here, but you got that pathetic stance of those Rock bands nailed point on.
Great job there, and the VO was awesome although some of the fans where hard to understand for a foreigner.

Posted on May 28, 2006
- Buccura

I don't find it funny despite a few parts that made me chuckle, and instead I thought it was more like a drama(ish) movie with a few touches of comedy. It felt more like a serious lookback at the band and what their carrer was like.

However despite an improperly placed Genre, this is a very cool movie that has some great production values and solid VO, even if a bit quiet at times but still understandable. It really did give off the feeling of something you would find on MTV(Booo) or VH1 or something. Then again, I don't watch TV so I wouldn't know, heehee. The amount of sware words used is better than most I've seen. Its just not excessivly and just enough to give it a gritty feel to it and with so many needlessly cuss filled movies these days, thats commendable.

The only other real downside was some of the cuts weren't quite as well done as they could have been, by that I mean the background shots sometimes felt slightly out of sync, but those moments were few and far between.

An all around very well done movie, and glad to see a Rock and Roll movie on TMO. I'm sure there are others, but I just havn't seen them.

ROCK HARD!

Posted on May 27, 2006
- manwithaplan01

I dont get to log on much but glad I got to check out this movie. funny as hell. As I am from the 80's

Posted on May 27, 2006
- NUKESTER

Probably in the top 5 of best comedies I've seen on here so far.Great use of voice overs (which really had to be nailed) and you did it. Constant back-to-back classic funny lines keep the flow going and the audience glued til the very end. Well Done!

Posted on May 27, 2006
- screamingtongue

I won't call this movie wall-to-wall laughs. In fact, I don't think it made me laugh out loud even once. However, I will still say it is great for its fantastic production. The VOs were great. The concept was great, although I am well aware that it was probably taken from the movie Spinal Tap. What awed me the most was the special effects using the custom backdrops.

I am truly sorry that I don't feel like this movie deserved a full 5-stars. I know what this may do to its chances in the charts, and for that I apologize. It was, however, a great movie and I will be recommending it. The only reason it was missing that last star is because it was a comedy, and I feel like a comedy should make me laugh at least once.

Overall, great job. And good luck to you with WorldPictures box-office weekend.

Posted on May 27, 2006
- benstudios1991

#1.
right now.




Rock Hard was hands down the best comedy I've seen on this site. It may not have had the laughs-per-minute that some other comedies do, but it was consistently hilarious and it actually had a story. An awesome one, at that.
There were so many great one liners on this! Extremely quotable movie. I have a feeling I'm gonna walk around and say "Now I can'y get jerked off by a tranny" and then someone's gonna be like "what?!" But screw em. This movie is worth losing my sociallife. This movie ROCKS HARD!

Posted on May 27, 2006
- AxeCinema

well it didn't really make me laugh, but i liked the whole idea and story. the Voiceovers were truly superb. A movie you can just watch and get seaizures you know? though a half of seemed to be backdrops.

Posted on May 27, 2006
- ubernewbie

I know what I hate, and that isn't it.

VO/subbies: 10/10: Every character had a voice that fit. brilliant.

Editing: 10/10: Nice editing, the flashing sequences were well done and i saw no errors.

Flow: 9/10; like water, flowed smooth and effortlessly. Nice work.

Set Dressing: 10/10: Excellent, made the situations look real. I am please about it.

WOW factor: 8/10: I didn't find much of it funny, but i really enjoyed it and have watched it twice before writing this. Excellent. nice teaser at the start.

score: 47/50 = 4.7/5 = 5 stars. Excellent work, NINETTE1.

Posted on May 27, 2006
- KeViNp

Well I really didn't find this funny but it had a very nice story.

A very original plot of how a rock bands life is a lot harder than struming on a guitar or banging the drums. It means getting away with strumming women and banging them.

What else can I say?

I sure as hell am not using Big Daddy Condoms LOL :P

Posted on May 27, 2006
- yeagmaster

I really can't get jerked off by a tranny. They just flip me off and leave.


This was great, Ninette! I think it is better than Kops!

Lots of laughs. The editing was so well done. I mean, there has been nothing like this on TMO before. You are always the groundbreaker.

The story was as original as it gets. The VOs, all sounded great. This is a # 1 movie just waiting to hit the top. Congrats on making history here.

Posted on May 27, 2006
- princeinexile

Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison and of course the Partridge family new this life all to well. Sex, drugs and rock and roll is always the story. This is the first non acid flashback I have ever had. This film will be #1 and is going to go down in TMO history..

Posted on May 27, 2006
- AnotherNewDawn

Dear Christ, the hangover this morning quickly gave way to what I thought were 80's flashbacks...

I mean that in a good way (the flashbacks part, anyway...)

"Rock Hard" is beautifully delivered rockumentary style, with hair bands, glam rock, acid lighting, drama, drinking, random head (inside joke), and paternity suits... Time machine city, baby... I lived like this for decade (or is that survived living a decade like this?).

Thanks for the retro blast, Ninette, and for letting me be a tiny part of it!

"I was born to rock out with my c@ck out, and this band is just the perfect place to stick my... enthusiasm!" :(


A_N_D

Posted on May 27, 2006
- Ranedthel

RIGHTEOUSLY WICKED and [play nice now!]'N TO THE MAX! I may watch this again just to trash my house.
This is a well thoughtout film in every way. This production has some rough edges that support the content. This film carries itself well with quick humor and then moves on to the next element of the bands history. The narration holds steady and connects the events quite well while the slide shots and stills blends the viewer into the flow of the story. The editing for this film I thought added to the feel and texture and I think it helped give this movie a slightly jagged edge even if it was not intended to do so.
WELL DONE Ninette1 !!!! It's not a perfect movie but I "DIG IT!"

Posted on May 27, 2006
- 6-HeadedMonster

I've have been waiting for this movie for a while now.....

Now that i have finally seen it. I am just left with the task of formulating thoughts on it..... AND HERE THEY ARE:


I loved the Rock-u-mentary style production. It really played out perfectly and the look back at a band still trying to relive their glory days is really enjoyable. Making it a well put together production that is very fun to follow. A tale of Rock with the right amount of [censored!] and flashy style that really gives you the feel of the rock lifestyle.(not that i'd know)

Now that i've said all that let me just say this is so damn funny. Diesel still living in the past was hillarious. What a great chcaracter. So Arrogant and he delivers such great lines as "They even got a souvenier" The extras lines were real funny too.


Why am i trying to be so articulate (i guess i'm still in narrator mode)*mode off*... its rock and roll and it kicks some serious ass... and it's as funny as laughing at someones male sexual dysfunctions... God better be merciful. Pure Glam, Flash, Sex, Drugs, Kick Ass Music and Hillarity. Just another in a long line of brilliant comedies from N1 studios. Everything is done right. WOOHOOO! PARTY!! Where's the chicks??? I was promised i'd get chicks if I'd joined this production. Oh well!

I guess all this pointless blabber i just wrote translates to: Hillarious and in the words of the imortal Oliver Twist "Can I Have Some More Please?"

WAIT!!!!!! what was the name of that condom company???
Long Live Rock Hard

Posted on May 27, 2006
- kwistufa

AWESOME AWESOME!! Love it!! So different to everything thats out there at the moment. Just starts with the KOPS3 ad then WHAM..We're into it. A 8 min ride into the rock n roll world of T Barr, Diesel and ROCKHARD!! The Interviewer was a pretty cool Dude too.Reminded me for some reason of Canadian Steve hehe
The Backgrounds used, & the use of Colors & lighting is just over the top..what we expected I guess after seeing the trailer but this, the Flick, just ROCKS! The extra crowd VO's are funny too. also the Yeags VO/Manager..Classic! The backing Music was also totally awesome & Rockin!
VO's were cool..Bit of huffn N puuffn with Diesel(soz)but otherwise they were all at a great central level without any poppiness or noticable Volume level changes..which i've noticed happens with imported VO's. I love this movie!
Another N1 movie I'm downloading for keepers! woo hoo!
ROCK ON!!!

Posted on May 27, 2006
- Mildheadwound

Finally! ROCK HARD!! And it Totally Rocks the Hardest!!! The annals (hehee) of Rock & Roll history will now be forever polluted with this retro glam band in this poigniant look back at the band that helped propogate men in spandex with hair product issues! Watch as the members and their career spiral out of control in a flaming miasma of lawsuits and chaos! Hahaha, it's that gawd damned Rock & Roll ~ the kind that don't save souls . . .

Posted on May 27, 2006
- DNR

That bwas !@#$%in Great I loved it..Those groupies were awesom..lolol...Ninette1 does it again a comic genius..I love every word out of 6hm..great writing..the editing was geat and loved the train scene at the end..

Posted on May 27, 2006
- Spaceman72

Wow! This band rocks! Great rockumentary. It is like watching MTV or any other music channel with a ~N-style. :)
The voice overs are brilliant and kwistufa in the role of Diesel just rocks.
The story is very original and well plotted. The editing and the whole custom stuff gives this rockumentary the realistic look. Also the great soundtrack lifts up the atmosphere to a realistic touch. I'am still amazed about our great movie, ~N! Rock Hard! :)

Posted on May 27, 2006
- riott007

Omg that was great!! That's the funniest sh*t I have seen in awhile. You are I believe the funniest female comedian on here.

Posted on May 27, 2006
- alfric

fantastic rockumentary....
funniest movie.....period.
great vo all round...
great plot and man it rocked....
so many classic lines....
a masterclass in comedy...

Posted on May 27, 2006
- OlliEntertainment

Yeah...It rocks....
Very cool movie...
Rock Hard forever!!!
Excellent work..
Film on!!

Posted on May 27, 2006