THE FRUITLESS DETECTIVES
 
 
Studio: kwistufa
 
Review Count: 25
Average Rating: 4.72 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 2 minutes 8 seconds
 
Posted on: May 8, 2006
 
 
Film Description
A pair of Bumbling Self Absorbed Detectives never make it to 'The Scene' in Time.. This is basically a 'Pilot' to see what peoples opinions are..
Whether I should make it A Series or not...?
Only goes 2 Min but I like the Characters..and could expand if you like them too..
Some Cool Sets n Props.
www.tiersix.com definitely needs a mention..
Thanks for reading this & possibly viewing my Madness.
Some Cursing Involved..
 
Featured Reviews
- Ranedthel

This series is as basic as they come. It is kwistufa's fast and wacky dialog, however, that brings this film into its own. The quick lines kept my attention and the clever "Down Under" turn of the phrase is addictive. Although the two cops in this feature really do nothing it is delightful to follow them and see first hand how they do nothing and how will the do it. This, I think, is their charm. This is the first episode of the series and one might assume that means an introduction to characters and establishing a foundation. No! Not in this kwistufa film. This zany world begins and rolls on until the movie's end. I think most viewers will at the very least enjoy these Fruitless Detectives because they are likeable characters. If these guys were to stumble through even a slightly serious plot they could be outstanding. But then again, there are still two more of these films to see, right? I wonder where these Fruitless Detectives are taking us?

Posted on May 11, 2006
- Ninette1

Kwistufa, hilarious VO and a great plot here, would I continue this series? Well, hell yeah! Love the different accents and Clive is a classic 'round these parts. You art definitely one of the funniest people on TMO!~ I meant to say "art". Nice to see fresh ideas again from your studio. 2 minutes and eight seconds of hilarity. I like it.

~Ninette1 Studios

Posted on May 8, 2006
 
Reviews
- a2k13

Very funny film.

Posted on May 20, 2006
- MAGIC_SCHOOL_BUS

This was a good movie if I ever saw one, it had all the thing's it needed to be decent; Good editing, an average but cool story, and voice overs. Sure it does keep a nice pace, etc. But didn't have that unique quality to it. Just felt average, but still intresting. Very good formula. It just seems to pass by, something you probably don't remember, but it has some good things in it too. It's been hard to find good comedy's like these, you seem to execute them just good enough to pull an audiance. I say check this one out. It gets my five becuase I realize it must've taken some thought to put it togther, and you did it quite well. Nothing ground shaking, but good enough.

Posted on May 20, 2006
- 6-HeadedMonster

I really enjoyed it....the characters are wacky and great....

i did have a hard time understanding some dialogue parts but... i'm off to see the next part

Posted on May 20, 2006
- decadentpictures

I understood like 20% of what was said in this movie... Did someone say there were different aussie accents? That's just way too subtle for me. LOL

Definitely made me laugh there though. Wacky stuff, kwistufa!

-sherwinliu
from DecadentPictures

Posted on May 19, 2006
- Rik_Vargard

That was very good! Very entertaining rythm in editing and characters! Great introduction... I'm happy to see you already made some others, so I'll check those out! :)

Posted on May 16, 2006
- hmrubicon

Good editing, good props. Voiceovers were good except in a couple spots it was hard to understand what they were saying. But overall good movie.

Posted on May 15, 2006
- DNR

Great VO's and Story..Hilarious hijinks I love it

Posted on May 15, 2006
- Spaceman72

An another comedy hit from kwistufa! :) This is a great hilarious pilot and I liked the two fellows from the beginning. You showed once again your great talent in comedy making and your voice overs fitted in perfectly.
5 stars from me! :)

Posted on May 15, 2006
- God_Of_Plague

some of the dialogue was hard ti hear but I can see this beinga series.

Posted on May 11, 2006
- Ranedthel

This series is as basic as they come. It is kwistufa's fast and wacky dialog, however, that brings this film into its own. The quick lines kept my attention and the clever "Down Under" turn of the phrase is addictive. Although the two cops in this feature really do nothing it is delightful to follow them and see first hand how they do nothing and how will the do it. This, I think, is their charm. This is the first episode of the series and one might assume that means an introduction to characters and establishing a foundation. No! Not in this kwistufa film. This zany world begins and rolls on until the movie's end. I think most viewers will at the very least enjoy these Fruitless Detectives because they are likeable characters. If these guys were to stumble through even a slightly serious plot they could be outstanding. But then again, there are still two more of these films to see, right? I wonder where these Fruitless Detectives are taking us?

Posted on May 11, 2006
- theVillain

As far as shorts go, this is a great showing! It's funny and introduces your characters, this short is definitely worth everyone's time!

Posted on May 11, 2006
- benstudios1991

I second yeag's notion.
Great use of 6-HM's hanging prop!
Clive is hilarious...the wheezy guy had me laughing too!
I love it.... series time!

Posted on May 9, 2006
- yeagmaster

I want some of whatever you are smoking.

Posted on May 9, 2006
- Timo666

Weird, stupid and FUNNY AS HELL! Thist MUST be turned into a series at all costs!

Posted on May 9, 2006
- alfric

haha,we got a teabag....
another amusing bunch of characters...
fine edit and a good pilot....
nice vo....
aussie humour cracks me up.....

Posted on May 9, 2006
- CronicClapper

NICE STUFF BUD. Now Pow has some competetion for being the biggest screw-ups. I loved the idea of two bumbling aussie cops. Can't wait to see this made a series.

Posted on May 9, 2006
- duxy

KWis! Your creativness continues to rise to great expectations and this was another fine job done by you. Why didn't u tell me bout this earlier.. Another comedy with the midas touch of Kwistufa, this was funny, amusing and the voice-overs were hilarious! Especially the bald guy dude hehe.. YOu can just play so many roles with that unique voice of yours.

A great concept, plot, and content! Great work once again mate..

Posted on May 9, 2006
- Mystic_SleeT

LoL I love this stuff.
It makes me laugh,You make good comedies.
Some nice prop using as well.

Let It Be...

Posted on May 9, 2006
- riott007

When I read the title, I was a little concerned that this movie was going to be about Detectives with no balls...but then I got my mind out of the gutter and watched it and it was very funny. I like your woman voice. lol

Posted on May 8, 2006
- TheCountess

No comment

Posted on May 8, 2006
- ubernewbie

hahaha, funny and good use of mods. Great little skits with the side joke, 'What do i do now?", very good.

Posted on May 8, 2006
- micha83

good movie!

watch my new movie Jack the Ripper
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/80243
thx :)

Posted on May 8, 2006
- Blizzard_2

The editing was really good! If it would have been a teency bit longer it would 5 stars!

Posted on May 8, 2006
- Ninette1

Kwistufa, hilarious VO and a great plot here, would I continue this series? Well, hell yeah! Love the different accents and Clive is a classic 'round these parts. You art definitely one of the funniest people on TMO!~ I meant to say "art". Nice to see fresh ideas again from your studio. 2 minutes and eight seconds of hilarity. I like it.

~Ninette1 Studios

Posted on May 8, 2006
- Lonelyman

No comment

Posted on May 8, 2006