Attack of the Lizard Priests
 
 
Studio: jdunbar80
 
Review Count: 22
Average Rating: 4.73 stars
Genre: Sci-Fi
Length: 12 minutes 54 seconds
 
Posted on: May 3, 2006
 
 
Film Description
Exactly 30 years after his first excursion to Planet Earth, King Zorkan returns with a host of nefarious Lizard Priests in tow, seeking to impose the metric system on the USA. Can anyone on earth stop his evil plan?

All music is either from the game or free-domain music, no copyright infringements here :)
 
Featured Reviews
- Greenglades

This follow up to GAGA winning sci-fi Runner-up "Revenge of the Space Gorilla From Beyond" brings King Zorkan back in all his splendiferous glory. This movie also introduces a new character in the fight against his evil plans in that of Karate Douglas. Once again Jdunbar studios provide a very funny homage and mockery of past B-movies and "the movies" itself. The trademark dialogue as a full animated scene plays out continues to provide many moments of hilarity.

Witty dialogue in another well written, tale. Good music and excellent voice overs. I need me a robot with karaoke mode. Very entertaining and very funny. Another installation which I highly recommend. Look forward to the next one.

Posted on May 4, 2006
- postmodernchuck

Deliciously absurd!

Most comedies are complacent in the constant tidal wave of mediocrity -- predictable gags, hit-or-miss writing, uninspired delivery, no sense of comic timing. Attack of the Lizard Priests is an assault on comedic mediocrity; it is a manifesto declaring that true humor is not dead and that those who wish to laugh may take along this path precariously with Zorkan and his posse.

With that said -- I laughed hard at this film. Every moment just pulsed with surreal, go-for-broke humor that pinches at the nerves and swims through the stomach. Equally self-conscious, goofy, witty, and darkly referential, the comedy of this movie knows no bounds. From the classic opening sequence (easily one of the best openers in recent memory) to the outright mania of the final battle, this movie just exploded with the fiery fists of comedy genius!

Really, folks... this movie is mutantly fantastic!

Posted on May 3, 2006
 
Reviews
- gubgub1234

Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on March 11, 2007
- sheelba

superbly surreal, with witty, hilarious dialogue. Great plot with well written dialogue and outstanding voice-overs which is hardly surprising given that your voice actors. deservidly beat be to the GAGA award for the best small studio production.

Posted on June 13, 2006
- KingFatJ

Oooh gawd...that's some funny, funny sh[i too should not swear]!! I hope u keep making these flicks, 'cuz they're good. "In the name of Science" had me laughing so hard I nearly drowned on my own drool!!

Posted on June 5, 2006
- Bezzer36

5 stars just for the 'summer nights' sequence alone!
Totally deranged, extremely funny and very well put together.

I'm not going to add anything else to this review, because it would just spoil the moment.

Excellent!

Posted on May 17, 2006
- bigboominc

great movie you made me laugh.

Posted on May 9, 2006
- Ranedthel

I really did enjoy this film but only to a 4 STAR level. This IS a funny movie. The dialog, in my opinion, drives this film to a point to where I lost the plot. The humor here was not such that I busted a gut laughing but it was clever and even a bit sly. The idea and over all concept of this film is terrific as is most of the acting but not all. Edit this down some and I would have no problem in adding another star. I will be on the look out for the next episode and other creations from jdunbar80 because there is talent at this studio and I think there is a future project that will be outstanding!

Posted on May 8, 2006
- Pulp Celluloid

"Attack of the Lizard Priests" is the Godfather 2 of the Zorkon/Space Gorilla Trilogy! If this movie was a woman, I'd marry it!

Posted on May 6, 2006
- theyakbeast

Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh my God. Lizard Priests are just the most filthy scum of the universe, and I never felt more uncomfortable than when The General and Killbot were in the same room. They have a forbidden love, (and for good reason.) This is talent in the raw! It doesn't get better than this. Zorcon Rules! The entire cast of voices is spectacular and unforgettable. Peaches.

Posted on May 6, 2006
- Ninette1

Really entertaining. The VO here is priceless. Love the idea and such great edits here. The only thing I am concerned about is length... of the movie that is. Keep up the great work jdunbar80!

Ninette1 Studios

Posted on May 5, 2006
- CronicClapper

Really good movie here. It killed itself of the 5 stars though. To much talking about what the character is doing. With his own voice. Do you find yourself going I'm gonna drop this gun in disbelief. Well overall this was a funny and entertaining movie. The VOs were funny and well done. Like I said this would of been 5 stars but the dialouge was a little shaky at certain points.

Posted on May 5, 2006
- jwmullins

Absolutely hilarious, anything less than 5 stars is unamerican. Crackers in Akron, who'd thunk it...........

Posted on May 4, 2006
- Greenglades

This follow up to GAGA winning sci-fi Runner-up "Revenge of the Space Gorilla From Beyond" brings King Zorkan back in all his splendiferous glory. This movie also introduces a new character in the fight against his evil plans in that of Karate Douglas. Once again Jdunbar studios provide a very funny homage and mockery of past B-movies and "the movies" itself. The trademark dialogue as a full animated scene plays out continues to provide many moments of hilarity.

Witty dialogue in another well written, tale. Good music and excellent voice overs. I need me a robot with karaoke mode. Very entertaining and very funny. Another installation which I highly recommend. Look forward to the next one.

Posted on May 4, 2006
- kos78

Zorkon and his Lizard Priests return to earth to impose the Metric System on the USA.

There were some very funny lines in here, and the voices were terrific. Some of the VO's were a little fuzzy and hard to understand, and may have benefitted from balancing the volume between the different actors. The music was appropriate though a touch quiet. The sets were a little bland, they may have benefitted from appropriate use of set dressing to spice things up. I loved the karaoke sequence.

Overall, I thought this movie was very funny with a twisted story and memorable characters. All the best for the future.

Posted on May 4, 2006
- sl0m0j0e

There was a time in my life when I thought true comedic genius was dead. Well I guess I was right, but I guess it was resurected by Zorkan and the lizard priests. All in the name of science. Bravo, kids, bravo!!!

Posted on May 4, 2006
- bukthebarbarian

Oh my God!! Karate's gonna be so happy I left a comment!!!

Posted on May 3, 2006
- BLACKPALM

The Awesomecross!

Posted on May 3, 2006
- helperhal

LOL omg. hillarious, i couldnt stop laughing. ill never be able to say "omg" again with out busting up.

Posted on May 3, 2006
- ZCK_legend

any one give this movie below a 5* can die in the worst way ...like fire,stabed,cut up,impaled,beheaded,pooped on,hit over the head with an atom bomb,shot in the teeth...and uaaaaa....Clam Traped!!!!!!
this move was the best I want a thred movie...so go make it now!!!!!!!!
this bookmarked by your biggest fan
ZCK

Posted on May 3, 2006
- postmodernchuck

Deliciously absurd!

Most comedies are complacent in the constant tidal wave of mediocrity -- predictable gags, hit-or-miss writing, uninspired delivery, no sense of comic timing. Attack of the Lizard Priests is an assault on comedic mediocrity; it is a manifesto declaring that true humor is not dead and that those who wish to laugh may take along this path precariously with Zorkan and his posse.

With that said -- I laughed hard at this film. Every moment just pulsed with surreal, go-for-broke humor that pinches at the nerves and swims through the stomach. Equally self-conscious, goofy, witty, and darkly referential, the comedy of this movie knows no bounds. From the classic opening sequence (easily one of the best openers in recent memory) to the outright mania of the final battle, this movie just exploded with the fiery fists of comedy genius!

Really, folks... this movie is mutantly fantastic!

Posted on May 3, 2006
- PimpDragon108

This is the pinnacle of existence! HORSE TRAPS! CLAM TRAPS! OH MY GOD!!!

Posted on May 3, 2006
- KillbotV2

I never imagined it would come this far! Holy Trap!!

Posted on May 3, 2006
- AlexasAlex

I injoyed it not perfect but Good.

Posted on May 3, 2006