CLOSECALL WITH MORTALITIS INFINITAS
 
 
Studio: kwistufa
 
Review Count: 85
Average Rating: 4.85 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 4 minutes 21 seconds
 
Posted on: March 29, 2006
 
 
Film Description
This Movie is a Documentary about the TMO Forums Watch Dog,
Mortalitis Infinitis.
Its a Shock Doc Comedy!
I had MAJOR sound probs with this when I was trying to upload it so after 11 Re Edits... I've got the VO's fairly well in the right place... but the Lip Sync has suffered for it.. I had a choice of leaving out the BG music and having the 'Sync' all fine or keeping the music & vice Versa.. 'Ordinary' Sync'ing.. I chose the Latter... The Music was Imperative..
Anyway... Hope you get a laugh out of it..!
CREDIT MUST BE GIVEN TO ALL THE AMAZING ARTISTS WHO HAVE SUBMITTED TO THE MOD WAREHOUSE... I love your work! ZebraHDH.. Fraasmovies are 2 that need Mentioning. If you think you deserve credit at all PLEASE let me know & I'll Include you.. Thanks to MORT for saying it was cool to make this..
Thanks to UBERNEWBIE for being so generous & emailing me sets too!
Thank YOU for reading this & watching my silly Flick!
 
Featured Reviews
- Mildheadwound

Smek! goes the australian fist right up the grand wazoo of the one guy most unlikely to rate this dastardly [shhhh!] creation . . . flawlessly executed and stringently tested, this satire of the most absurd entities on TMO as he flails violently at the prattling of his mother's dinner requests! Gimme a break; how can the rest of the community even dream of competing!?

Posted on March 31, 2006
- MefuneAkira

Simply brilliant concept.
I love your "outside the box" thought process. Great use of sets and props such as "the all seeing eye" rofl! I couldnt have depicted Mortalitis's ways any better!

As always, a pleasure to watch your films.

-Mefune Akira L.M.A.O. Studios

Posted on March 30, 2006
- yeagmaster

Pure Genius!! You are operating on a whole different level than the rest of us. Keep it up!

Posted on March 30, 2006
- duxy

Loved the idea kwis, very good concept. You have really symbolized who mort is with this great movie you've done here, it's a beauty! Laughs had me the whole way through this one and the custom features were very well implemented. Well paced too and loved the VO's as always. My favourite bit was when mort was called for dinner, couldn't get over that part. But a very creative piece of work you have produced here.. and one last thing from me - your movies are hilarious!!

Posted on March 29, 2006
- Ninette1

LMAO! Kwistufa this is awesome. It's creepy and hilarious with some fantastic edits and of course a spellbinding VO. You are a very creative guy with some of the best ideas I have seen here on TMO. Most definately Check out this Joint! Yeah that Eye dude sure is a mystery. Hilarious friendly Jab at the Omniscient One. Love your flicks Kwist! Five HOT stars to an up and Coming filmmaker!!~N

Posted on March 29, 2006
- ubernewbie

btilliant, buddy. well planned out. Very accurate depiction of the big eye. nicely done.

Posted on March 29, 2006
 
Reviews
- riott007

That was so funny. I just got told off by him today for having a movie poster in my post. I didn't know who he was! Lmao

Posted on May 7, 2006
- heliopolister

Exceedingly hilarious.

Posted on May 6, 2006
- ElizabethSusan

This was a brilliant idea! Very funny as well, not to mention the sexy accent ;) Glad I saw this one!

Posted on April 28, 2006
- TauraNoxx

that was great,I don't visit the forums that much, in fact I don't think I have even posted there yet but I can still understand the humor. Well done =)

Posted on April 24, 2006
- sylanderstudios06

top movie top studio watch this its a miktake on me http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/76844

Posted on April 22, 2006
- Judyann88

best comedy i've seen on tmo
great story idea,props use,editing
great work

Posted on April 15, 2006
- nz_movie_maker

A very clever enjoyable movie.

Cons: Cant really think of anything, except maybe the voices of the extras.
Pros: As others have said, the "movies style" furniture is great! The Mort costume is well done, and sets in his opening walk around very good as well.

Posted on April 13, 2006
- FraasMovies

Such a great movie! It is reaaaly veerryy funnny! I liked the use of mods. ;)

Posted on April 12, 2006
- CronicClapper

Well I see we have a good eye on who to pick out. That guy is everywhere. You better watch out if you make another one he might come to beat you up for not accpeting his invite.

Posted on April 11, 2006
- stacypris

That is 10 stars!!!! this is the BEST movie i have seen on TMO yet, and I rate alot of movies. How did you get the furnature into the scene? that was so cool. Im gonna bookmark your studio.

What can I say it's a masterpiece.

Posted on April 10, 2006
- nutzhouse

What can I say that hasen't already been said? This is a cool movie and the use of props fantastic. Great job.

Posted on April 10, 2006
- rtistangel

LOL

Posted on April 10, 2006
- JazzX

Good sets and mods - and the premise was pretty hilarious. But the sound mixing let this one down big-time. I found it very difficult to hear the words in all but a couple of places, so I feel cheated out of some good gags - the best one I did hear "no mother, you're off-topic". [or words to that effect]. Increase the top end on the vocals next time so that the consonants come through crisp and clear.

I see why you thought the music was important - you got Mortalis dancing perfectly to the beat near the start. So good synchronisation there (I know what a pain that is).

Overall - a very high 3-stars from me.

Posted on April 7, 2006
- madmatt7g

Frantabulastic! An excellent telling of the tale of the ultimate forum freak.

Posted on April 5, 2006
- jackalbane

Great comedy-mentary. Loved the responses to the forum go-ers and the near death experience with Mortalis. Very well done.

Posted on April 5, 2006
- theVillain

Great job! God Of Thunder was such a perfect song, I'm glad you decided to leave it in.

Posted on April 5, 2006
- MichaelCristiano

The beginning was a tad boring, but the rest was pure materpiece!

Nice Job!!

Posted on April 4, 2006
- DandDStudios

wow random as hell but i got the point...nice!

Posted on April 4, 2006
- sheelba

brilliant, genuinly hilarious. Briliantely produced and a fantastic and orginal idea.

Posted on April 4, 2006
- R33se

A very sureal feeling with the mods and backdrops, and original story concept.
It was a lot of fun to watch and you put a lot of work into this.

Posted on April 2, 2006
- maniacc0

LOL!!LMAO!!!!ROFL!!!! HA - HA!!! I was laughing out loud literally that whole time! The bet part was his mother!

Anyway, I know this movie was just something you were screwing around with, but it came out great! The story was even clear! I love what you've done here! The props were awesome...I want them! The costumes suited perfectly....there's not much wrong with this film, besides the fact that it was sometimes hard to understand the VOs over the music and the children playing. Here's *The Breakdown*
Originality:10/10
Plot/Story:9/10
Editing:8/10
Subs/VOs:8/10
WOW Me:10/10
Total: 45/50!

Excellent documentary, if it can really be called that, and I just loved it! Well done!

Posted on April 2, 2006
- kirkybaby

like the props, very good movie

Posted on April 2, 2006
- postmodernchuck

A shocking glimpse into the horrible and the sublime. A five-star affair from beginning to end.

Posted on April 2, 2006
- roby1994

kICK aSS mOVIE. iS tHERE sOMEWHERE wE cAN dOWNLOAD tHAT fURNITURE?

Posted on April 2, 2006
- Oh_Come_On

Friggin hilarious! Love the VOs for ol' Morty, he sounded soooo evil! This is a great idea, and there should be more of these types of movies.:)

Posted on April 2, 2006
- wazmaster5794

i donno who mortalitis is, but im sure you hate him. great movie. funny.

Posted on April 2, 2006
- deano4930

nice

Posted on April 2, 2006
- ZCK_legend

How did you..and the....how .....never mind this was an amazingly great movie...the props..how did you do that..any way..has morphies seen this yet?

Posted on April 2, 2006
- JJPATEL

"Don't waste my time fool!" - LOL! Some funny stuff here! This "shock-doc" comedy really comes into play in the last part when Mort is on the computer, such funny times and I loved the all seeing eye gag, very smart! Overall, a very funny documentary! Btw, sorry for picking your test movie but I did set out to choose random recent uploads and yours was sadly one of them.

BUT THIS IS SOME FUNNY STUFF! NICE ONE!

Posted on April 2, 2006
- kevinduh

"No, I will not rate your movie""No""No""NO"

LOL!!!

My only problem was that the voiceovers were a little hard to understand. I'd love to see a remake of this on FSN with subtitles.

Posted on April 1, 2006
- Dulci

That was FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

Posted on April 1, 2006
- MAGIC_SCHOOL_BUS

I just like how it opens so smoothly into the main idea, it's almost like a commentary. The voice overs were great as usual from your studio. The pace of it, just overall a very funny movie. I liked how you portrayed Mortalitis Infanitis, and props were great. Great work... a very good movie.

Posted on April 1, 2006
- RobbieP

I was laughing the whole way through! 10/10, that was just so funny, I loved the Morty voice and it was so funny when you screamed! :D Awww god! That was just so good!

Posted on April 1, 2006
- Amateur-Associates

NOBODY WATCH THIS MOVIE! YOU'LL DIE OF LAUGHTER!

Posted on April 1, 2006
- TimBurtonFan

Yeah, that's funny.

Posted on April 1, 2006
- markrichardbehenna

You don't think Mortalitis really looks like that do you? I mean I always suspected but...that mom thing was killing me, i'm not sure if i'd classify this as playful or insultive though :P

Posted on April 1, 2006
- cricket50

wooooo hooooooooooooooooo

great movie

~cricket50 - ozzy fan!!

Posted on April 1, 2006
- prestigio

Good but a little bit weird overall I think it deserves a 5. One thing I would recommend, make the guy talk a little bit more clearly
prestigio
PS
Check out my releases CORNERS and EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
See ya

Posted on April 1, 2006
- Majicman182

Lol, I enjoyed this film because it is based on fact.....:-P

Posted on April 1, 2006
- Stiek13

Originality: 9/10, something relatively new
Plot/Story: 7/10, Some parts I didn't get, but overall nice flow
Dialogue: 8/10, Nice dialogue, you put some effort into it!
Editing: 8/10, good, solid editing
"Wow-factor": 6/10, It was ok
Overall: 38/50, This is a 4 star movie for me!!

4 stars

Posted on April 1, 2006
- Sbhedges

Lol a master piece !!!!

Just maybe try to make the words more clear !!!

Please check out my latest : SURVIVOR

Posted on April 1, 2006
- Egg_is_here

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.good

Posted on April 1, 2006
- starworks

Laugh my head off watching that good job :)

Posted on March 31, 2006
- tribal_art

The funny thing is, I couldn't understand a word he was saying,lol.

Peace ouT

Posted on March 31, 2006
- KeViNp

If that's the real Mort I'm staying off the forums a while. Funny as hail movie though.

Posted on March 31, 2006
- 6-HeadedMonster

masybe its bcause im wasted.....but i loved that one ....your ione hillar dude

Posted on March 31, 2006
- Bedlem

Fantastic. Heck I'm scared and I've only been on the site for bout 2 days..course I've seen Mortalitis Infinitis almost everywhere. Wait, did I say "almost everywhere" ? ;)

Very funny, Smooth and decently thought out. Props,sets, sounds..all grade A. Good job.

Posted on March 31, 2006
- Mildheadwound

Smek! goes the australian fist right up the grand wazoo of the one guy most unlikely to rate this dastardly [shhhh!] creation . . . flawlessly executed and stringently tested, this satire of the most absurd entities on TMO as he flails violently at the prattling of his mother's dinner requests! Gimme a break; how can the rest of the community even dream of competing!?

Posted on March 31, 2006
- TheMGMKid1

Kwistufa you are insane. And that is what I like about your films. Insane talent and brilliant comic flair that is so refreshing and always cutting edge can be found in your unique vision. Great sets that left me spell bound in their creative use of game elements. The All Seeing Eye line knocked me out of my chair I was laughing so hard and I am now typing this review from under my desk on the floor. Again you show your great talent to grab us by the short hairs and tickle us until we pass out.
The voice work and dialog were top notch as usual. The send up of Mortalits Infinitas was wicked fun that only goes to show how sharp you are in catching us all in our pathetic desires to be worshiped and adored by our TMO friends. Brilliant!

Posted on March 31, 2006
- WorldCriticProductions

Hilarious comedy flick, out of the ordinary movie, creative idea, very descriptive, you really portrayed The all-seeing eye well!

Very funny movie!
Good set dressing and overall a great concept and extremely funny movie!

Posted on March 31, 2006
- tasmania11

almost a four star....but the ending,....hahahahhahaha!i had a good laugh.....
but dont tell the eyes......lol excellent movie!

Posted on March 31, 2006
- conxroxs

LOL! Loved the girly screams at the end! Great and cleveer comedy! Has the all seeing eye rated it yet???

Posted on March 31, 2006
- richke

I thought the set dressings were awesome, and i laughed a couple times during the flick"All Seeing I". But the rest....eh, must be some inside jokes in there.

Posted on March 31, 2006
- Frooplet

Great!

Posted on March 31, 2006
- Mrevilboy

Haha! Nice use of VO!
5*

Posted on March 31, 2006
- Matneee

Hey - I liked this a lot:) I must admit I went into it thinking it's probably just a cash-in trying to get views using 'the name', but it's a genuinely goo flick in it's own right. Excellent VO and editing work, great use of custom props, an engaging script - although it maybe drew the typing bit out for too long - and some decent, real laughs. Especially talking to 'M' on the forum;)

Good stuff this, anyway. I'll look out for more from you in future:)

Posted on March 31, 2006
- H_Finocchiaro

Funny! God knows he put me in my place a couple times!

Posted on March 31, 2006
- BETELMAN

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!!
Great story, Wonderful costumes, props, and sets.
Great V/Os
I pity the fool who don't laugh at this film.

Posted on March 31, 2006
- chrisu69

No comment

Posted on March 30, 2006
- akinis

Kwist, dude you never dissapoint! what can i say, that was just absolutely brilliant!

great job aussi! Loved the disguise. Mort being surrounded by like 800 computers. priceless!

Posted on March 30, 2006
- Windu

We here all like Mortalitis, so this movie was great as far as Im concerned

Posted on March 30, 2006
- Iondrive

Cool and funny. Neat use of effects and modded props, good voice work mostly. Certainly original subject matter - Lol.

Posted on March 30, 2006
- Arawna11

Brilliant. :)

Posted on March 30, 2006
- MefuneAkira

Simply brilliant concept.
I love your "outside the box" thought process. Great use of sets and props such as "the all seeing eye" rofl! I couldnt have depicted Mortalitis's ways any better!

As always, a pleasure to watch your films.

-Mefune Akira L.M.A.O. Studios

Posted on March 30, 2006
- Abrey

good movie

Posted on March 30, 2006
- MadFruit

Very nice movie. Made me laugh, although I thought it tailed off towards the end. Nice idea's, well implemented, and good voice overs.

Posted on March 30, 2006
- yeagmaster

Pure Genius!! You are operating on a whole different level than the rest of us. Keep it up!

Posted on March 30, 2006
- Sourtarget

I LOVED IT! The best Mortalitis Infinitas movie, i have seen so far!
I especially loved the props, make them yourself? Excellent movie!!!!

Posted on March 30, 2006
- IchthusADMR

I've often wondered about Mort hiding in his secret lair, stalking the forums. Thanks for making it come alive. Haha... well done.

Posted on March 30, 2006
- RPOSHARD

It was funny -- really, it was -- but for some reason (and judging from the other reviews here I'm the oddball) I didn't think it was THAT funny. The modding was nicely done, and I've always assumed mort wore a cloak like that. Part of the problem for me was that I had trouble understanding some of the VOs. Still, as a mockumentay it was a good effort, and I wish you all the best with it.

Posted on March 29, 2006
- Ecrite

Great modding, but the storie wasn't very strong.

Posted on March 29, 2006
- duxy

Loved the idea kwis, very good concept. You have really symbolized who mort is with this great movie you've done here, it's a beauty! Laughs had me the whole way through this one and the custom features were very well implemented. Well paced too and loved the VO's as always. My favourite bit was when mort was called for dinner, couldn't get over that part. But a very creative piece of work you have produced here.. and one last thing from me - your movies are hilarious!!

Posted on March 29, 2006
- Mystic_SleeT

OMG MORT is a legend so is this movie.
Jeeze i love it.
Make more please make more...

Let It Be...

Posted on March 29, 2006
- Spaceman72

Great funny movie that kept up my laughing factor constantly during the whole movie. :) Great voice overs and soundtrack. Keep up your great work with comedies, I like your movies. :)

Posted on March 29, 2006
- Bezzer36

That seriously rocked! amazingly funny stuff from Kwistufa once again...a clever and creative look at 'the great one'.
Keep up the great work sir:-)

Posted on March 29, 2006
- Ninette1

LMAO! Kwistufa this is awesome. It's creepy and hilarious with some fantastic edits and of course a spellbinding VO. You are a very creative guy with some of the best ideas I have seen here on TMO. Most definately Check out this Joint! Yeah that Eye dude sure is a mystery. Hilarious friendly Jab at the Omniscient One. Love your flicks Kwist! Five HOT stars to an up and Coming filmmaker!!~N

Posted on March 29, 2006
- Firestalker5

I laughed a lot.... Mort is death I thought that was hilarious. Not many movies on TMO have been able to make me laugh like this. Good job.

Posted on March 29, 2006
- RedBaronStudios

Funny stuff, I liked the all-seeing eye. If you find the time, my new movie, "A Tribute to Oregon Trail" is out. I know I said I was working on "I Heart the 30s," but the muse hit me and I cranked this out in 5 hours. Thanks!

Posted on March 29, 2006
- niftymatt

Nice, I loved the set dressing, I am gonna have to go download those, pretty good movie, I guess we get a forum member's inside view of Mort. :P

Posted on March 29, 2006
- benstudios1991

kwistufa, you never fail to amaze me. this was the funniest thing i have seen yet out of you, and thats saying a lot you even mannaged to poke a little fun at the ole eye. heh heh "off-topic!"

the set dressing was awesome, it was actually kinda creepy!

you are really brilliant. keep up the good work!

Posted on March 29, 2006
- ubernewbie

btilliant, buddy. well planned out. Very accurate depiction of the big eye. nicely done.

Posted on March 29, 2006
- Lizardthing

whoah! i think Mort would find this a lil offensive...
first of all, Mort does watch movies, he just doesnt rate them.
hes never been so mean as he was in here.

i can tell a lot of effort went into this, and i got some good laughs from it.
so the best i can do is 4 stars.

Posted on March 29, 2006
- alfric

haha...great job...
good idea,well realised...
i liked it...
some great props....

Posted on March 29, 2006
- NJG

Good movie! its da bomb

Posted on March 29, 2006
- watchin_the_world_91

thts some pritty kick ass stuff you got there deffinate winner i luved it especially the voce for the cloaked guy!

plz rate my newest movie "the bartender" thnxs

Posted on March 29, 2006