One-star Ninjas
 
 
Studio: AxeCinema
 
Review Count: 31
Average Rating: 4.19 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 1 minutes 33 seconds
 
Posted on: March 10, 2006
 
 
Film Description
Very very very poor quality movie.

VOs by JcbTkht
 
Featured Reviews
- TheMGMKid1

I am a five star kinda guy when it comes to wacking a one star Ninjas. "I really loved your movie, I hope there is a sequel." That line is sure to become a Hollywood classic. Great work!

Posted on March 11, 2006
- Ninette1

I can't understand why ANYONE in their RIGHT mind would 1 star? Crazy kids ~ N

Posted on March 10, 2006
- WorldCriticProductions

Stupid one star ninjas!!! haha!
A comical look at the world of one star ninjas that is completely true. Chuckled, even though it is not the most original movie, it did enough to make me laugh, and if it does that it gets 5 stars, because Comedies are made for you to laugh. If you don't laugh in a comedy, well, you will be one star ninja'ed. Anyways, solid movie, funny as heck, great short movie.
Nice work

Posted on March 10, 2006
 
Reviews
- MrMuffinTops

idiotic.

Posted on April 29, 2006
- DirectorAdam90

Pretty poor filmaking axe. To be honest i didn't even get the whole storyline and one star ninja films are so old it isnt funny. The v/o were of poor quality and they seemed to changed in pitch all the time which i found quite disgusting. All in all i think this is quite a mediocre film with little substance. I guess we should hope that Neotokyo is better but i dunno after seeing this, there isn't much to hope for *sigh*.

Posted on April 25, 2006
- KeViNp

Does it fit: 4/10 I didn't find it funny.
Is it attractive: 8/10 a movie about one star ninjas can't be ignored.
Have I worn it before: 13/15 Not really
Will I buy it: 5/10 It didn't put the cookies on the table for me.

KeViNp thong rating 30/50 3 stars
It didn't seem much as it also didn't have a point.

Posted on April 22, 2006
- derbyrams

Amazing movie!!! A movie that shows the suffering we go through, amazing joke on the one star ninja, excuse my language, but I wish they would [eye-hurting-word!] off!!!!
One of the cheeky [play nice now!]s rated my really funny new comedy release [comedy corner 2] 1 one, while as so far i've had 11 five star ratings and one four star!!!!
I loved ur movie!!!! Please watch/rate my new comedy called comedy corner 2!!!
It's defiantly not a one star, what does he know! Everybody else that's rated it so far loved it!!!!
Here's the url:
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/74054
I hope you enjoy comedy corner 2 as I put a lot of hard work into the custom music, titles, hilarious voice-overs, etc.!!!
Thnks xxxxx derbyrams

Posted on April 15, 2006
- philiscool

that was FUNNY!!!! the part i really liked was when the ninja came in and stabed him 3 times i really laughed then.

the reason im not doing alot of movies is because ive got a new game and now im hooked on to it. but the good news is that im making a movie that called "stranded" its going to be about an airplane crashing on to an islend and it shows how they are going to survive. it could be a series or just one plane movie. i got this idea from the series "LOST" so i hope you can watch it AXE CINAME cause i think its going to be great!

and also i just cant wait to see your new movie coming up "noe tokyo" something like that. i know your working hard at it because you usally make movie 2 times a week! lol (no offence) so i bet its going to be awesome!

Posted on April 14, 2006
- black90

what the hell is wrong with you

messed up son of a [censored!]

Posted on April 13, 2006
- Bennettl

Lol Great movie, Love the time where the ninja stabs him three times :) plz rate my movie Unforgotten Memories, with and without vo. Thanks :)

Posted on March 31, 2006
- ubernewbie

waste of time and effort

Posted on March 23, 2006
- niftymatt

lol, good job, one star ninjas are just people who have low self-esteem and can't make a good movie themselves.

Posted on March 18, 2006
- Mildheadwound

I certainly enjoyed this movie about as much as the one star you gave me last night, hypocrite! Well, it's all in the VC.

Posted on March 15, 2006
- Lil_J

Groovy Movie!!!

Posted on March 14, 2006
- Dulci

The editing was well-done. It definetely had some funny moments - but I don't think it was quite powerful enough of a punch. There's been quite a few movies on TMO with this theme, and I might just be 1-star-ninja'd out.

Posted on March 13, 2006
- TheFinalizer

I'm tired so i don't feel like writing a real review. :P

Posted on March 11, 2006
- Bryy_Miller

VOs were mixed weird, and real static.
A bit too short.

Posted on March 11, 2006
- Spicer_Studios

Nice Work Axe! Fellow FSN'er!

Just Another Bad Day!
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/63772

Posted on March 11, 2006
- alfric

fine if short job.....
good vo....
nice work.....

take a look at my latest and tell me what you think...

Posted on March 11, 2006
- TheMGMKid1

I am a five star kinda guy when it comes to wacking a one star Ninjas. "I really loved your movie, I hope there is a sequel." That line is sure to become a Hollywood classic. Great work!

Posted on March 11, 2006
- TexasBabe2006

ooo remind me never to 1 star anyone! Please rate my latest film "Forsaken Heart" Thanks in advance.

Posted on March 11, 2006
- Ninette1

I can't understand why ANYONE in their RIGHT mind would 1 star? Crazy kids ~ N

Posted on March 10, 2006
- tso8

pretty funny plz rate sum of my movies

Posted on March 10, 2006
- WorldCriticProductions

Stupid one star ninjas!!! haha!
A comical look at the world of one star ninjas that is completely true. Chuckled, even though it is not the most original movie, it did enough to make me laugh, and if it does that it gets 5 stars, because Comedies are made for you to laugh. If you don't laugh in a comedy, well, you will be one star ninja'ed. Anyways, solid movie, funny as heck, great short movie.
Nice work

Posted on March 10, 2006
- God_Of_Plague

pretty good .

Posted on March 10, 2006
- Dylen

Lots of continuity breaks. Ninja walks in with the axe stabs the guy 3 times with a dagger, leave with the axe, and then the guy gets up and checks ratings on his movie. Either you left something out or you totally lost me. 3.5 stars and gonna round to 4 because you are entertaining in chat.

Posted on March 10, 2006
- ExtremeJay

Fan-freakin'-tastic! Great job! Funny stuff...


Please, watch and review my little horror film�?� It's 5th on the horror charts! And people say it has some nice VO work...
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/60478

Posted on March 10, 2006
- CD3141

No comment

Posted on March 10, 2006
- James_Beckerson

That's so true :-)

Posted on March 10, 2006
- sammyr

very enjoyable

Posted on March 10, 2006
- RobbieP

That was awesome editing! With the continuous stabbin and such! :) Just could've been a bit longer

Posted on March 10, 2006
- colintucker2006

you are a dark, deeply disturbed filmmaker and must be destroyed. my allegience to you, master!!!! i hate the one star ninja too! now, where did the angel costume come from. i must have it. please review my latest film, rise of zombie city, or i'll sic a one star ninja on ya!

Posted on March 10, 2006
- mollyrulz9999

I liked it! I am the opposite of a 1-star ninja. Short movies get the storyline over and done with, which is what the audience wants, the conclusion. Although some people like longer movies so you might try that. Hope I helped. You should make a sequel called '5-star Angels'. Keep it up!

Posted on March 10, 2006
- 2005

short but good
good voice over

Posted on March 10, 2006