The Christ Chronicles
 
 
Studio: zoso820
 
Review Count: 5
Average Rating: 3.6 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 14 minutes 28 seconds
 
Posted on: January 26, 2006
 
 
Film Description
Good God, did this take a while to make.

Jesus Christ comes back. He doesn't really know why He's returned to earth, so He just kinda wanders around and does what He does best, which would be preaching. He goes on a search to find His Father, and finds out God's been living it up on earth.

Alright, that description kinda makes it sound pretty boring, but it picks up. Sorry it's so long. I really wasn't expecting this to get over five or six minutes, but I didn't get in what I wanted to do until the fifteenth minute.

This movie is probably going to offend people. A lot of people. Just keep in mind that this entire thing is a joke. Don't take it seriously. It's all in laughter and I meant nothing by anything that you're going to get pissed at. That being said, if you don't like it, then don't watch it.

Sorry no voiceovers. Don't have a mic.
 
Reviews
- mjtpopus

I thought the opening scene was disturbingly funny...Geico should hire you. I thought some of the music was misplaced, but some say my movies have misplaced music too. High School scene was funny. Interesting take on Job too. It took a while to get there and then when it got interesting (the job part) the ending kind of ruined it for me. I think you have the same problem that I do, we don't edit out enough stuff. It was a good effort though. Keep working on it. Most people don't like subtitles but I actually like them a lot (probably because I don't have a mic and I use them). Please don't take offense to the three stars...that means that it is better than average, which makes it non ordinary.

Posted on January 26, 2006
- mikeylevy890

Lmao how did i c that geiko plug coming? i seriously did know it was coming, man thats, thats creepy.

Posted on January 26, 2006
- WhiteFire_Studios

Before ppl all get angry and say its unfair I'm giving a 1 star rating, lets remember that although its a 'joke' its not a very good joke and yes it does offend people. Secondly, its not all about the editing, dialouge etc (which you did pretty good), the majority of a movie is obviously based on the plot. Thats why all the tech demos are bad - they have cool stuff but no plot. With this movie - the plot is really really bad as it is very offensive, and completely senseless. Bad Movie.

Posted on January 26, 2006
- Vuurvos

Great movie, great story!

Posted on January 26, 2006
- ALFTANSR

Parts of it are funny...and parts of it aren't. I would've liked VO on this movies...especially because of it's length; but I won't hold that against you. The motivation's of the characters don't make me care about the characters very much, but the dialogue flows well with the story.

Posted on January 26, 2006