Constant Gardening
 
 
Studio: ninette1
 
Review Count: 81
Average Rating: 3.83 stars
Genre: Action
Length: 1 minutes 54 seconds
 
Posted on: January 16, 2006
 
 
Film Description
Kids, Don't try this at home! If you don't know, that's a pot field folks!
HOT PICK? There is no need to say something like "This shouldnt have been hot-picked"....
I am as suprised as you are. 420 anyone?
 
Featured Reviews
- SothisAmon

Very smooth flow and ummm 4:20 YEAH! haha yes, the only thing i thought it was missing... Latin American death squads... its still the best 4:20 movie on here

Posted on March 2, 2006
- kwistufa

Absolutely excellent!
Again a flawless movie worth ALL 5 stars..& more!
But, it woulda been over the top with the Atlanta Kops turning up to the crop with their splendid VO's!! : p
BTW, CONGRATS on being No 1 Studio & Kops reaching 1st place simultaneously!
You must be a happy Movie maker!

Posted on February 24, 2006
- 02PARSIM

LOL, okay on an unrelated subject its cool u gave so much information about urself in the public profile, do not fear i am not a stalker though. Now onto the movie, it was hilarious, brilliant and trully original. The whole movie was gr8 and flowed brilliantly. I can easily c why this is a hot pick.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- siberianroar

Very creative and HILARIOUS!!! Nice job!

Posted on January 16, 2006
 
Reviews
- Whattheaids

No comment

Posted on May 24, 2006
- yeagmaster

A salute to my favorite gardners.

Posted on April 29, 2006
- heliopolister

Great flick.

Posted on April 12, 2006
- danbo1

LMAO.... I haven't actually watched "The constant gardener, so I wouldn't know what it's like.
This movie was very creative, and had a excelent use of props. The farm was very well done, and I liked the use of scenes as the plants were on fire and he was escaping. It was very funny, and well thought out.
For a 2 minute movie, it was well done.

Posted on April 8, 2006
- Herow

No comment

Posted on April 6, 2006
- Mystic_SleeT

..M..S..R..S..
S:The prop placement was awsome so was the scenes chosen.10/10
L:Easily understandable.8/10
E:Sure has it's entertainment.9/10
E:Top class 9/10
T:A nice short comedy,original work.9/10

--Overall 45/50 = 4.5

A nice little well made comedy.

Let It Be...

Posted on April 6, 2006
- orko_dudley

Legalize it

Posted on April 4, 2006
- JetCityWoman

No comment

Posted on March 31, 2006
- Macca150

W.T.F? LOL

Posted on March 23, 2006
- rayne666

Nice, To bad the pothead didn't get away. :)

Posted on March 21, 2006
- Abl

Not Bad, Didn't get the story, but an inspiration to editing oyu films!

Posted on March 15, 2006
- ElizabethSusan

You Rock!

Posted on March 14, 2006
- Ghoststalker

Hmmm,I don't know, I would have add some more assassin ninjas from mars....:P

Posted on March 10, 2006
- Ventrix34219

lol good job 5 stars

Posted on March 5, 2006
- Judyann88

lol

Posted on March 4, 2006
- doode27

awesome! check out war 2

Posted on March 2, 2006
- SothisAmon

Very smooth flow and ummm 4:20 YEAH! haha yes, the only thing i thought it was missing... Latin American death squads... its still the best 4:20 movie on here

Posted on March 2, 2006
- Kabouter

That's nice!

- Originality: Good
- Story/Plot: Good
- VA/ subtitles:Good
- Music: Not Bad
- Movie Score: Good

4 stars
BTW thanks for watching my last two movies! Watch my first one too! It's called Lasermoon

Posted on February 27, 2006
- goodvilleproductions

I don't get it?

Posted on February 27, 2006
- AxeCinema

why was this hot picked? even i made a better movie..

Posted on February 27, 2006
- chance1234567890

not a hot-pick for sure, it was pointless

Posted on February 25, 2006
- derbyrams

No offence, but not as good as the hot-pick suggested, but allright!

Posted on February 25, 2006
- kwistufa

Absolutely excellent!
Again a flawless movie worth ALL 5 stars..& more!
But, it woulda been over the top with the Atlanta Kops turning up to the crop with their splendid VO's!! : p
BTW, CONGRATS on being No 1 Studio & Kops reaching 1st place simultaneously!
You must be a happy Movie maker!

Posted on February 24, 2006
- roadrage73

Great job! I love the ending.

Posted on February 23, 2006
- dpchrist26

LOL!! Cheech & Chong Rules!!!!!! Love those pot heads..

Posted on February 20, 2006
- MATTDAWG420

Anything with this type of content I would "high"ly recommend :) I only wish it was a tad longer, and VO's would have been neat. However, the idea got across, and the clever use of props helped set the stage.

Posted on February 17, 2006
- 6-HeadedMonster

Loved it ...Great job as usual

Posted on February 12, 2006
- Timo666

Oooh, the poor weed! A nice movie, although it could have been a little longer. Nevermind, 4 stars for you!

Posted on February 10, 2006
- Agangr00

I loved it it was hillarious!

Posted on February 10, 2006
- AndreasS

This movie is actually a good demonstration of clever editing and is also a good example of how to use props in a useful way! That's correct, 4.1 stars for it.

Greetings AndreasS

Posted on February 9, 2006
- lastoldem

No comment

Posted on February 8, 2006
- Sanfranman491

That was awesome! Original and intelligent. Thanks for all your support! I love your work. Monkey Stew was like the 2nd or 3rd movie I viewed way back when. Can you e-mail me through the forum? I got a question re: your nickname.

Posted on February 6, 2006
- ulfaran

Ich verstehe leider nicht viel Englisch, aber soviel ich wei�?, sprichst Du etwas Deutsch.
Dein Film hat mir sehr gut gefallen gefallen. Zuerst verstand ich nicht, warum die Polizei so gewaltätig vorgeht. Aber dann habe ich deine Anmerkung gelesen.

Posted on February 5, 2006
- JazzX

Good props and editing - but there was a pretty weedy plot.

(ha-ha)

Posted on February 4, 2006
- TimBurtonFan

No comment

Posted on January 30, 2006
- dasman

splendid use of props
long live those with green thumbs !
mmmmm...time for a snack

Posted on January 29, 2006
- madmatt7g

creative, and pretty interesting. I enjoyed it. what more can I say?

Posted on January 27, 2006
- danbojones

This was pretty good, just waited too long for anything to really happen. Pretty great other than that.

Posted on January 27, 2006
- chocolatemouse

And before the chaos was Ninette, the fith of the apocalypse riders.


Nose kiss

Posted on January 27, 2006
- NghtStlkr

Nice. This was a very creative short.

Posted on January 24, 2006
- Leigham

extreamly funny a bad day for the highly high of us

Posted on January 22, 2006
- Mildheadwound

I gotta say, as a chronic AND a stalker, i gotta say, you've got all the bases covered. The ending brought a single tear to my eye!

Posted on January 17, 2006
- lonko

No comment

Posted on January 17, 2006
- BeechWell

Very inventive! Good use of props and editing. Too little to it to get more stars, though.

Posted on January 17, 2006
- brandonW

Why i think its wrong to blame this movie for beeing a hot pick like some people have done i don't think that this one should be considerd as a classic. just to little story to justify that.propplacement was nice tough.

Posted on January 17, 2006
- Pupurun

no really it was a slightly funny clip,nice idea with pots and all...but not a complete film.
"a good demonstration of clever editing " Tose lionhead hotpickers said?
WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? THERE IS A 6-7 SEC GAP WITH NOTHING MOVING ON SCREEN JUST LIKE THE DIRECTOR FORGOT TO SHUT DOWN THE CAMERA!!If you keep choosing these nice efforts but not completed films as HOT PICKS people will lose faith in game
ninette1 honestly it was a good idea,clever use or props too, i am sure you can do better ones here!!!But they should not HOT PICK these films because its unfair to other more rich and complete films out there!!

Posted on January 17, 2006
- XanderDaigoji

Okay that was interesting. I didn't understand what was going on until the torching began... congrats on being a hot pick!

Posted on January 17, 2006
- tonyshek

why is this a hot pick? certainly there are others more deserving of exposure

Posted on January 17, 2006
- mozartsmole

Definitely should not be a hot pick.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Goopynose

No comment

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Mr_Evilness

once again another movie supposed to make us laugh because of stupidity, nice effort, but i feel like i've seen it before nobody takes things seriously they just jamp-pack the movies with cruddy puns and nerdy voice overs some movies like that were actually good but i agree with MrCritic, one last question, did u bribe the fansite for the hotpick?

Posted on January 16, 2006
- vegas9879

hot pick?

Posted on January 16, 2006
- cipheruzmad

Good prop use. Story was ok. Editing could have been better (like when he was running around in the smoke looking for the car - some dead space in there). Music didn't fit as others have stated.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- harb37

This movie was a pain in the butt to make? The only pain I would think would be the constant placing of plants.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- cfkwong123

used a lot of prop that's true. clever editing, I think not. Tell me which fansite pick you by rating my movie. I really want to know, this way I will get pick easier.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- bodezzz

Great movie and good job at not making a 20 minute pot movie!

Posted on January 16, 2006
- poopycat

No comment

Posted on January 16, 2006
- -Ninja-of-Doom-

Uhmmmm......remind why this is a hot pick?

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Masterbecks

OK short an funny... ;-)

OUT NOW: RESISTANCE The Beginning
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/42208

Posted on January 16, 2006
- mrkeithmaniac

A simple story told competently. As others have said, the music didn't really go with the scenes and the final joke could have done with beefing up a bit but otherwise a reasonable effort.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- IgorS

No comment

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Lotsosuits

funny cuz it shouldnt be

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Robbieh

Well, i dont really get why this is a hotpick either. And you may have featured Mr. Critic's review because of the one star, but i think that only shows how bad you deal with criticism. I have to agree with him. The story... well, it didn't even have a good ending (or is just didnt get it, am i really that dumb?!). Anyway, nice use of the props. But this is just an average movie. Really, i stil dont get why this is a hotpick. It was'nt anything like hilarious or something eh. While this one's being a hotpick, numerous truely great movies are'nt even seen. Shame.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- joshem

Ah Huyukyukyuk!!! .............Funny, duh me go to bank now. Haso! Haso! Nice 'Munchies' line!!

Posted on January 16, 2006
- shamsael

Music didn't fit. You can hide the clay pots by right by sinking them under the dirt so just the plant comes out. Unless the visible "Pot" was supposed to be some kind of pun to tell us it was a pot field.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- 02PARSIM

LOL, okay on an unrelated subject its cool u gave so much information about urself in the public profile, do not fear i am not a stalker though. Now onto the movie, it was hilarious, brilliant and trully original. The whole movie was gr8 and flowed brilliantly. I can easily c why this is a hot pick.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- fryer99987677

I'm gonna have to agree with MrCritic on this one.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Speilburger

Made me chuckle!

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Awsomejohn77

I liked the last line! good work! by the way, how does the "hot pick" thing work? i never understood that even though iv'e been here for a while! lol. anyway back to your movie. nice use of props! 5 stars!

-Thanks for comenting my movie!

Posted on January 16, 2006
- benstudios1991

this was really funny! i love that last line.

i cant remember if you already rated my latest movie, but if you havent, check it out at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/41520

Posted on January 16, 2006
- JohnOkinawa

The editing I thought could have been better. I found myself just staring at a screen with no one in it for a quite long time. Subtitles went on for ages also, but you did a good job with them. Although you didn't make the plot deeper, it was a good short film. I loved the way you used the props, it was wonderfully done. Music didn't go to well though. Average score 3.4 so 3.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- MrCritic

This is a hotpick? my god.. what are these fansites smoking! The story was simple and not engaging at all, the music didnt fit, there was no plot. Rediculous.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Crazeyal

Fun movie! Could have used a better ending, to drive the "secondary smoke" joke home a little more. Perhaps cutting to the bar or kitchen with all three of them eating. "You know you're still going to jail..." "Shut up and pass the ketchup!"

Just my thoughts, congrats on the hot pick!

Posted on January 16, 2006
- SenorCompton

No comment

Posted on January 16, 2006
- KABOOM123

Nice film, 5 stars, please rate mine, thanks.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- DrMovie

A funny plot. Good use of props, but nothing spictacular in my opinion.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Westost

Wow!
Great use of scenes and props, some minor editing errors though.
Awsome job!

Posted on January 16, 2006
- diwiha1103

gut gemacht, schade das es kein VO gibt, dann wäre es noch ein Stern mehr gewesen.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- burgerkingproductions

absolutly brilliant!!

Posted on January 16, 2006
- siberianroar

Very creative and HILARIOUS!!! Nice job!

Posted on January 16, 2006
- RobbieP

Absoloutely brilliant! Great sound effects and subtitles. Very funny too. Please watch a couple of mine

Posted on January 16, 2006