British Ninja Hates Bananas
 
 
Studio: Tigerlover
 
Review Count: 36
Average Rating: 3.64 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 0 minutes 54 seconds
 
Posted on: January 15, 2006
 
 
Film Description
A short story about a British Ninja, and some tourists in Bermuda, and bananas.
If this gets good enough reviews, it might become a series.

No 5 star trading here, go elsewhere for that.

If you liked this movie, check out it's sequel, British Ninja Hates Intelligent Chickens.

Note to High Voltage: I see how much funnier this could be with voices, but I have the worst voice possible for during voice-overs. It's either squeaky high or really low. :p So unless that changes, no voice overs.
 
Featured Reviews
- YoYoboy1

WHAT? ahahahahah, really funny. Two people walking along when....
BRITISH NINJA HATES BANANAS! excellent suprise. very funny. Hopefully VO will make it outrageously funy!

Posted on February 11, 2006
- tasmania11

nice short movie...hehehehhe

Posted on January 17, 2006
- Nutte

A funny but weird movie. I actually laughed out loud. Thanks.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Sphinx86

Because it was so short I'll give you four stars. I laughed when he kicked him in the chest, nice random moment lol

Posted on January 16, 2006
- MefuneAkira

Whoooooooo hoooooooooo!

Short and funny..I laughed out loud.

You have issues and I like it!

Review mine please
Jesus vs easter

Posted on January 15, 2006
- Video_Capture

That was lousy and short

Posted on January 15, 2006
- Danderson

Funny...though I find the bikini thing a little disturbing...

Posted on January 15, 2006
 
Reviews
- MAGIC_SCHOOL_BUS

So randomn, so funny... good job. :D

Posted on April 30, 2006
- adam262

hehe. the kicking part was very funny, it was so random!! I had to give it a three just to be fair. Its not even a minute. But I would love to see an extended version! It would be great. I can see VOs making it really funny if its done just right. Cheers!

Posted on March 24, 2006
- DeliriousStudios

The general idea behind this movie is very good and is fertile ground for an amzing comedy. The absurd elements such as a British Ninja, in Bermuda with erm...bananas! were classic comedic material. However it lacked any meat. There are some comedies that work very well short, however I felt perhaps this needed some extra scenes to amplify the jokes.
But, it's spartan nature appealed to me, so I believe this to be a more than average film. Good work.

Posted on February 12, 2006
- Mildheadwound

No pulling any punches here!

Posted on February 11, 2006
- leejames929

grate

Posted on February 11, 2006
- kirkybaby

it was very short and a bit rubbish

Posted on February 11, 2006
- YoYoboy1

WHAT? ahahahahah, really funny. Two people walking along when....
BRITISH NINJA HATES BANANAS! excellent suprise. very funny. Hopefully VO will make it outrageously funy!

Posted on February 11, 2006
- MrFoshizzle08

Lol! That was a nice idea. Make it a series! Maybe make it a bit longer though. Great movie!

Please rate my movie, Alfred Hitchc0cks The Birds.

Posted on January 29, 2006
- EricCottle

What the hell was that?

Posted on January 19, 2006
- synbios128

No comment

Posted on January 19, 2006
- Westost

Weird and short...
But great!

Posted on January 19, 2006
- High_Voltage_Productions

This was not very good. I would give it 1 star, but it had a very funny root idea. I encourage you to not give up, and make more. I hope to see more misadventures of the British Ninja!

Reccomendations: This is the kind of movie that would be much more effective with VO's. I'm not a VO fanatic, but this has the potential to be much funnier with voices. Obvious things to improve on are the length and the um, sense-making...

Posted on January 18, 2006
- benstudios1991

4 stars for the short, random, hilarious movie, and a bonus star for the best poster i have seen for a movie (posted in my thread in the forum)

if you have 3 or 4 minutes on your hands please watch one of my movies. (not to get VC's because i have enough of those, i just want to know what people think of my movies.)

Posted on January 18, 2006
- skarsten

I think it would have been funnier if it had ended post-kick. The extra bit with the kissing and talking on the beach dragged out the punchline a little too long.

Still, I think you're on to something here...

Posted on January 18, 2006
- EdWoud

I didn t laught
sorry

Posted on January 18, 2006
- Nuggetdie

Thats just totally random. Forking hilarious, however.

Posted on January 18, 2006
- Stroudie

That movie was just pure sillyness, however i like sillyness. It was good for a quick laugh. I think you could of expanded it a bit more also improve the subtitles aswell. But i liked it and it gave what it said so i'll give it 3/5.

Posted on January 18, 2006
- Acquired_Taste

Hah. Random. Maybe no story. But it was short so it didn't need a story really.

Posted on January 18, 2006
- JoshWalker

Very good, plenty of laughs for me!

Please review my satire, "Forty-five Minutes"

Posted on January 18, 2006
- Patty82

Cool!
I really like it!
Please make more like that!
(the next time a little bit longer please) :-)
(by Co Productions)

Please check out my film SCARY BEGINNERS too!!!

Posted on January 18, 2006
- DoctorEvil

Short and sweet... just how i like it. Would be better with VO though, a british accent for the ninja would make for a far better film.

Posted on January 17, 2006
- Haes

Ummmmm???? A, ya, a, ok, a, and again ummmm????

Posted on January 17, 2006
- Elemonkey

Pretty original lol. Made me laugh.
Come check out my movie here-->http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/42464

Posted on January 17, 2006
- chocolatemouse

Grin grin grin Monthy Pythons could have imagined it.
Nonsense and pure humor for humor, one minute of pleasure.
Nose kiss

Posted on January 17, 2006
- tasmania11

nice short movie...hehehehhe

Posted on January 17, 2006
- falin

short, fairly funny, well done

Posted on January 17, 2006
- Traegon

A solid effort. Not much to review unfortnately though. A tip, when doing sub titles, make sure they dont travel at the speed of light :) The british ninja could turn into a neat series though, I see character potential. Just keep the mask off him.

Posted on January 17, 2006
- madmatt7g

Wow, the title alone earned 4 stars. I liked it.

Posted on January 17, 2006
- Nutte

A funny but weird movie. I actually laughed out loud. Thanks.

Posted on January 16, 2006
- Sphinx86

Because it was so short I'll give you four stars. I laughed when he kicked him in the chest, nice random moment lol

Posted on January 16, 2006
- STXFilms

Short movie, so short review (not much to review here).

I cracked up when the british ninja attacks, but that was about it. I give you 3 stars for
-Somewhat funny
-Orignal
-Makeup, etc.

Good job, but you can do better!

Posted on January 16, 2006
- tigereyes

u get two stars for the awesome make up, on all other counts i agree with Video_capture

Posted on January 16, 2006
- 6-HeadedMonster

not bad...good work
check out "dont you forget to wipe" at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/40861
and "[not-so-nice-word!] an unhealthy obsession" at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/37954

Posted on January 15, 2006
- MefuneAkira

Whoooooooo hoooooooooo!

Short and funny..I laughed out loud.

You have issues and I like it!

Review mine please
Jesus vs easter

Posted on January 15, 2006
- Video_Capture

That was lousy and short

Posted on January 15, 2006
- Danderson

Funny...though I find the bikini thing a little disturbing...

Posted on January 15, 2006