George Bush in The Greatest American Hero
 
 
 
Review Count: 30
Average Rating: 3.83 stars
Genre: Action
Length: 13 minutes 59 seconds
 
Posted on: December 18, 2005
 
 
Film Description
The year is 2007, and our freedom-fighting president has to deal with a new terrorist threat, Gothic Neo-Nazis, as they lay siege to one of our country???s most beautiful tourist destinations.

The movie culminates with the epic battle between George W. and the Nazi Kung Fu Killbot 2007.

Will our president survive? Will he save our country? Watch and find out.

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http://allboards.lionhead.com/showthread.php?p=1484606#post1484606
for the Questions and Answers thread

I have loved reading all of the comments so far, I see some of you are hitting the mark with a few of the catch phrases.

I'm opening a thread in the forums "Your Movie" page to answer some of your questions voice below.

After spending all the time watching, leave a comment and email me at??? georgewisthegreatestamerican@yahoo.com ???if want the DDS ???Nazibadboys" backdrop for you to put into your???
programfiles/lionhead/themovies/data/textures/backdrops (must create the last extension).

Please use the backdrop for only ???bad" boys; the Nazis were evil, villainous, and power hungry men that twisted German Nationalism into genocide.

-Backdrops are original; I took the bridge and hotel picture. I made the swastika with Photoshop for the singular purpose of creating an ???evil" looking background.
-Custom music is legal from my copy of adobe premiere.

Enjoy the movie.
 
Featured Reviews
- rabidfox

This director gets it! Someone finally gets it! This is a game, don't take it too seriously. We're supposed to be entertained by these things. They aren't Discovery Channel documentaries.

I was very entertained by this one. I loved the 80s rock music that you had playing as Bush was stalking the evil nazis. Something right out of a Chuck Norris movie. Somehow I don't think we've seen the end of the Kung Fu Nazi Killbot just yet....

Posted on December 21, 2005
- Brokienheart

A very entertaining film. Lots of controversy stirring up, I love it. Puts good ol' George W. up there with Solid Snake, Ethan Hunt, and that dude from Splinter Cell.

Posted on December 21, 2005
- Jahoclave

While this movie in no way deserves five stars... It doesn't deserve people taking off stars simply because it features Mr. Moronica 2000. The Russians didn't win the war alone either. And, had the United States not entered, the Russians would have had a much harder time of it as well because then it would have stayed a one front war. If you knew history, you'd know that as well.

As for people rating this as it's somehow supposed to be true as well? Bush, fighting off the world's evil by himself? He skipped out of Vietnamn, just like Clinton.

That's the problem with this country, too many self-absorbed morons too focused on finding problems with the other guy rather than fixing the problems of the country. Like education... And people wonder why everything is going overseas, it's not just because it's cheaper, they're also smarter.

Posted on December 20, 2005
- JPaterson000

The story was good, the editing was good, and the subtitles, while jumpy, were easily readable and didn't move or change too quick. I subtract one star for the simple fact that George W. Bush never has, isn't, and never will be trusted by the majority of Americans, and my die-hard anti-Bush attitude prohibits me from giving a five star rating. That, and there was several mispelled words, most of which could've been seen on a final run through editing. And the odds of Bush being directly involved are slim. The odds of him even pinpointing Iraq, or even Germany on a map, are slimmer. And Bush being "busy" will never, ever happen, unless you count golf; then he's always occupied. But enough of my Bush bashing. However, like I said, the story and editing was good, and the scenes had good flow.

Posted on December 20, 2005
- hofmae

Excellent movie, and excellent tribute to the best president ever.

God bless America, and God bless George W.

Best wishes from Switzerland!

Posted on December 19, 2005
- MrHotkeys

I forgot how much of a badass our president was...
Nice Paintshop Swastika. Oh, and do I smell a sequel?

Posted on December 19, 2005
 
Reviews
- Philnate

Editing mistakes change of costumes and weapons. Music was fresh, but did not everytime fit the movie, was also too sharply replayed and too often. Also I don't think that the sex part have to be in the movie...

Posted on December 28, 2005
- HISSTORYMN

GREAT political satire! Shrub as a Rambo/Norris 80's action hero, damn the title even made me laugh! I liked the insertion of the jingoistic catch phrases and use of custom material. Especially liked the Farenheit 9/11 homage moments with Shrub down on his brush farm. Good use of music. An ethusiastic 5 stars!

Posted on December 28, 2005
- VALTHARIUS

LOL - I loved it... though I seriously doubt George W. knows the first thing about Kung Fu... maybe he thinks it is a specialty dish at Bach Yen Cafe? hehehe.. I always love a movie where the Nazi's are the bad guys, especially a Hitler look-a-like with a pony tail. Great music, good editing. I like a movie that entertains me! Thanks!

Posted on December 27, 2005
- bigitalygarbler

WHAT A PIECE OF S_hit. this movie is sooo F_ucking retarted. What a waste of a pleasent13 minutes. go to hell you ass clown and learn from yo mistakes

Posted on December 21, 2005
- SKELCH

I thought most modern day nazis were skin heads, glad to see they have afros now too. :) Funny flick!

Posted on December 21, 2005
- Zyron

Great fantasy tale. Good use of sets and scenes. Just dont let old Dubya see it, he will get a big head, lol.

Posted on December 21, 2005
- rabidfox

This director gets it! Someone finally gets it! This is a game, don't take it too seriously. We're supposed to be entertained by these things. They aren't Discovery Channel documentaries.

I was very entertained by this one. I loved the 80s rock music that you had playing as Bush was stalking the evil nazis. Something right out of a Chuck Norris movie. Somehow I don't think we've seen the end of the Kung Fu Nazi Killbot just yet....

Posted on December 21, 2005
- Suladead

A great effort, well deserving of attention. I really liked how Bush handled everthing, though this would never happen. It seemed a little too long for the plot it used, but this didn't bring it down too much.

Great work.

- Darkshade Productions

Posted on December 21, 2005
- Vinnymonster

I'm giving you 4 stars, your editing and subtitles were excellent, the storyline was smooth and easy to follow. I didnt like the actual movie overmuch, not because of any political reasons, just personal taste, but I am here to give an honest review, and by all the standards I can think of, this movie deserves 4 stars.

Posted on December 21, 2005
- topofall

Good movie, good scenes and good storyline. One star deducted for the typo mistakes in the text subtitles! Secret and and Splendid are spelt wrong and there is a 'his' where it should be 'is'.

Posted on December 21, 2005
- McCain

Pretty good Action/Comedy movie. It's got a good story, and good editing. The subtitles need some work though, and there were some spelling errors that should have been fixed before the movie was released.

I don't really think it matters if you are Pro/Anti George Bush when watching this movie. I think if you sit back, and see the movie for what it is (an Action/Comedy movie) you'll enjoy it more, rather than trying to focus on such minor things like the United States didn't win World War II alone, or that the political satire wasn't good.

Posted on December 21, 2005
- Brokienheart

A very entertaining film. Lots of controversy stirring up, I love it. Puts good ol' George W. up there with Solid Snake, Ethan Hunt, and that dude from Splinter Cell.

Posted on December 21, 2005
- Goad

You lose one point because there would never be a female in arms services for the Nazis. But other then that some Kung-Fu with a killbot? eh, eh, hu'h?

Posted on December 20, 2005
- JACKRABBIT

You know, reading the title, I though that this would be a little bit of homoeroticism involving G.W and John Wayne, but hey your idea was much better.
Well you immediatly loose 17 stars for having a sikh soldier in Afghanistan (Sikh's wear turbans. Not Muslims), you then loose another 5 for mentioning how the US kicked the Nazi's arse, without mentioning that the Russians kicked it harder and with more bile, or that the navajo language was used as a special code to keep top secret plans top secret. And to add insult to injury, you lose one because of the horse! Three times. So thats a total of -25 to content with. Wow this will have to be something special to get back from those odds.
Well you immediatly claw 10 back, because only the most pretentious of idiotic pedants would actually take of 17 stars for misuse of a cultural stereotype, 10 is much more realistic! You get another 10 for the cheyne joke (where did you get that info from? Nevermind, there are people listening!)so thats -5. Hmm still pretty disasterous.
The fight scenes were actually well put together, as was the oral sex joke, even if it was misplaced. So thats another 5, hey we are back at 0!
Despite what you say on reviewtrader forum, it is pretty hard to tell wether this film is pro or anti bush. It sends him up for in much the same way that a recent BBC TV show sent up Jeffery Archer (for all you non brits, which lets face it, is most of you, Jeffery Archer was a british politician notorious for lying about himself and his deeds. At least he was, now he is notorious for being sent to prison for perjury!) but it does not really go far enough in its ridicule in that it might be seen to be glorifying him as the saviour of the world.
So, thats no marks there. The story, however, is very entertaining so thats another 3 and some of the music was pretty funky so another 2 there. SO what have we, 5. Well I am also going to knock two off for the horse (hey, you might say, didn't you already downgrade me for the horse! Well yes, but its such an obvious mistake that everyone makes that I felt you deserved downgrading for it twice!). Then I am going to take another three marks off for not using the word "fenestration" which is a rather interesting word and should be used more often in polite conversation.
Then I am going to add another 3. Because its Christmas.
And you best hope that I don't notice that I downgraded you three points for the horse, not two, the first time round!

Merry Christmas!

Posted on December 20, 2005
- DrMovie

I find this movie funny, in a mindless entertaining kind of way.
I voted for bush twice. In your face libs!

Posted on December 20, 2005
- Jahoclave

While this movie in no way deserves five stars... It doesn't deserve people taking off stars simply because it features Mr. Moronica 2000. The Russians didn't win the war alone either. And, had the United States not entered, the Russians would have had a much harder time of it as well because then it would have stayed a one front war. If you knew history, you'd know that as well.

As for people rating this as it's somehow supposed to be true as well? Bush, fighting off the world's evil by himself? He skipped out of Vietnamn, just like Clinton.

That's the problem with this country, too many self-absorbed morons too focused on finding problems with the other guy rather than fixing the problems of the country. Like education... And people wonder why everything is going overseas, it's not just because it's cheaper, they're also smarter.

Posted on December 20, 2005
- Ossey

Stupid, patriotic, movie about the most stupid texican gunslinger the world ever has seen... would give 0 stars if that would be possible

Posted on December 20, 2005
- SantaAndFriends

I will just give 4 stars so you can go watch my George bush Music video:P

Just click on ym name

Posted on December 20, 2005
- JPaterson000

The story was good, the editing was good, and the subtitles, while jumpy, were easily readable and didn't move or change too quick. I subtract one star for the simple fact that George W. Bush never has, isn't, and never will be trusted by the majority of Americans, and my die-hard anti-Bush attitude prohibits me from giving a five star rating. That, and there was several mispelled words, most of which could've been seen on a final run through editing. And the odds of Bush being directly involved are slim. The odds of him even pinpointing Iraq, or even Germany on a map, are slimmer. And Bush being "busy" will never, ever happen, unless you count golf; then he's always occupied. But enough of my Bush bashing. However, like I said, the story and editing was good, and the scenes had good flow.

Posted on December 20, 2005
- rocknrollman

Great, funny, i would have gave a 5 but at the end you did answer my question of were you a bush supporter. I dislike him so much that dropped you a star, nothing personal. It was a great movie.

Posted on December 20, 2005
- RALLTD

I don't want to be picky like birdman67,but a couple of things bothered me 1)"all americans trust your judgement",This is a false statement to the extreme,especially at the present. 2)"Our peaceful world..."Our President attacked a country for reasons that were false.He was the aggressor,doesn't sound to peaceful.On the good side very well made good editing,and some creative cutting on scenes,decent amusing story and nice music changes throughout.Also you need to mention the bazooka in some fashion before just whipping it out. GoodWork

Posted on December 20, 2005
- Dark_Mace

4 Stars for editing.
1 Star for naivety
1 Star for stupidity
3 Stars for midly entertaining Story
0 Stars for blind patriotism...but then again someone has to paint bush in a positive light right?

Anyway, as you guessed im the person whos gona give you 1 star for CONTENT rather then editing. Im the equivalent of the person that gives 1 star to people with GOOD political satire. As you see, there are extremes of both.

1 star, i hate bush lovers...almost as much as i hate jesus lovers. Come to think of it...they are very much the same people.....

Posted on December 20, 2005
- Birdman67

Nice, nice, funny, but a few things you might want to think about.
Oh and to the person who said to lean American History. The Evil Nazi SAID IT.. and who knows if UK Russia and the other Allies were not next on his list. (a suqual Blair and Bush and Putin tag team (Putin already knows martial arts)

I don't know if you want some suggestions or not (some arnt really mistakes you made but). If you don't mind here are a few ideas.

I'll just ignore the fact that the Secert Service wouln't let him do this EVER.
Nazi to leader 'evil Nazi wish' (leaders don't usually consider themselves evil even if they are)
leader says'ass whipping in WWII' better if 'war crimes in WWII'(leader woulnt prob not think they got their ass whipped) (I think if you left the other responce in it would still work)
Sara says 'Thanks chenny' and 'gotta go' (if that was Dick Chenny better as 'Mr Vice Pres.' and HE would decide when the call was over)
The Bible thing with George W (did he mean to shoot the bottle and miss and the the guy just said nice shot cause he would no matter what he hit?)
George W says 'swift and deadly' might think bout 'shock and awe' instead (funnier)
Geo W says 'no body plans and attack...' suggestion 'no body messes with Texas..Er..the US'
Bush says 'time to kick Nazi butt' After he already started to kill some (better if after his 'activity' with Sara (cute scene that but this isn't B.Clinton)(sorry coun't not resist..)
Where did the rocket launcer come from? (nice kung fu butt kicking better???)

Posted on December 20, 2005
- Christinelynns25

Good Movie. Good scene transitions (1 star), Awesome Backdrops (1 Star), Creative & Good Effort (1 star)... There are some mis-spellings in the film, and I think you confused George W and Clinton during the car scene. Also, he pulled a bazooka out of his... yeah, so 3 stars. Good film though. Great effort. I will look for sequel.

Posted on December 19, 2005
- Pkmatrix

LOL! I liked it, it was funny! ^_^

Posted on December 19, 2005
- BigDaz

Nice, wacky stuff but well done.

Posted on December 19, 2005
- HZ_MonorailMan

Not bad. Good plot and character looks. Can't wait for the sequal. :)

Posted on December 19, 2005
- hofmae

Excellent movie, and excellent tribute to the best president ever.

God bless America, and God bless George W.

Best wishes from Switzerland!

Posted on December 19, 2005
- Tempelritter

So, is this what you call american propaganda? If you know somethig about history you'd know that it wasn't the americans who won the war....the russians. AND, the nazis killed more of ye than ye them. But thats offtopic. the movie itself was ok...the action got a bit silly. but, carry on ;)

Posted on December 19, 2005
- MrHotkeys

I forgot how much of a badass our president was...
Nice Paintshop Swastika. Oh, and do I smell a sequel?

Posted on December 19, 2005